last >>144908358
>>144922122
Losing to Davrish-chama ain't so bad, right?
>>144922122Choketani
Dodger fan:-Show up in third inning-buy overpriced souvenir baseball at concession stand-lob it at opposing player when the game doesn't go your way-leave in the seventh inning
MLB streaming is retarded. Why would I pay MLB.TV $30 to watch the post season if I have to be a pay tv subscriber anyway? This TV exclusivity bullshit is really going to hurt the sport in 2024.>>144922414Everyone has a bad night. I don't know if Ohtani choked or Darvish just had him beat. Mookie being like 0 for 20 something in the post season doesnt help the team either.
Let's cool it on the racism guys
Profar seems like the type of guy who provokes people first, then is shocked when they retaliate.Earlier in the season there was a bench-clearing brawl because Profar previously mocked the opposing dugout. I forget the other team but yeah, he's a bit odd
>>144924740Who is being racist? Do people not know you cannot be racist outside of /b/? It’s against the rules and an offense that will be punished.
>>144922122How many batters until Otani?
>>1449265539
PREVIOUS: >>144922118CLE: Guardians manager Stephen Vogt said Alex Cobb will start Game 3 of the ALDS against the TigersDET: Kerry Carpenter will be on the bench for the Tigers in Game 2 of the ALDSPHI: Phillies RHP Andrew Painter (elbow) will pitch in the Arizona Fall LeagueCIN: Reds hired Terry Francona to a three-year contract with a club option for 2028NYM: According to Newday’s Tim Healey, it feels “awfully possible” that Mets INF/OF Jeff McNeil would return for the NLCS if the Mets get thereBAL: Baltimore Orioles LHP Tucker Davidson has elected to become a free agentSD: Yu Darvish pitched seven innings of one-run ball Sunday in the Padres’ 10-2 rout of the DodgersLAD: Freddie Freeman was replaced by Enrique Hernández to begin the sixth inning of Sunday’s Game 2 because of ankle soreness
>>1449221220fertani
>doyerpacos>someone wearing a mexican dodger jerseykek what a kwabkek doyerpacos, laughing stock of the league
anglels
*holds up paw*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>144927835LOL doyerhermanos
>>144927835What a pic, amazing
>>144927835why are they so dygenic
>>144927835> taunts opposing team fans in their stadium> whines when one of them throws trash at him
Anon looks like the kinda guy to chuckle and smirk whenever a black fella steals a bag. He does this during baseball games too.
>>144927875kek doyerpaco
>>144927835>el ogro la atrocidad
Adam Dunn holding my hand in the car ride to the hospital after prolapsing my bussy.
now let me welcome everybody to the NL westwhere the san diego padres boutta prove they the best!dodger fans act hard but we know y'all pressedthat manny hopped on the 5 and drove south when he leftwe're america's finest city you're full of smog and ashwhen the chargers moved it proved you just take our trashand petco's the nicest place you've ever seen!feelin like i'll get stabbed outside chavez ravine!i've seen three year olds try to eat their own play-dohbut they still choke less than kershaw tho!i was lookin at the forecast hold on heretatis will turn 2024 to an el nino year!it's all good you can call me a chumpat least I ain't mookie betts going through a slump!ugh dodger dogs make me have to take a dumpwhen you're leaving slam diego this the song we'll bump!SLAM DIEGO! LOVES THE PADRES!!!SLAM DIEGO!LOVES THE PADRES!!!
>>144927835
>>144927896oh this one is kekini for sure!!!! kekini!!!!!!!!!
>>144927913
>>144927910Real Tangoesque energy here
For me, it’s the Yankees
>>144927910> Profarlactic
Please contract the doyers from the league and send them back to mexico
"We will win the World Series this year. Put it on record." -Dave Roberts, 2022
>>144927951put THIS on record scumbag
The Mexico City Dodgers
mexicans ruined baseball
James Shields lol
>>144928014gackt.......
>>144928001>beisbol
dookie butts kek
TIGODSIGODS
>>144925712seems like he's very full of himself. he was hyped a lot, ranked the #1 prospect in baseball and then has had a very mediocre career.
My Chihuahuas are simply just charging their attack
>>144928146There's no way that's a real team.
>>144928096Ohtani Birthday Alert170 days until Ohtani's birthday
>>144928154
>>144928197;p
patiently awaiting jomboys video for last nights doyer chimpout
Does anyone else think that Tatis Jr is a (not-so) closeted femme homosexual? Dude can play, no question about it. But I also would be entirely unsurprised to see him in a drag show the way he "dances" and how he was sticking his tongue out at folks last night.
>>144928230you and me both anon, you and me both.
>>144925712are you thinking of the series with the nationals?
>>144927835kek doyerpacos
>>144928259He is, even though Profar didn't mock anyone, he just yelled in excitement after hitting a walk-off double when prior batter had been walked, and Nattys got upset that he was facing their dugout during the celebration so they threw at him beginning of next game.
Yankees.
>>144925712Yeah man he gets under people's skin, it's /strongmind/
>>144928232nah. not surprised that you’ve been pondering that tho
>>144928232But enough about “in my Dookie” Betts
>>144928232he's definitely a closet homo. way too effeminate.
>>144924734Apparently Darvish was Ohtani's hero growing up.He just didn't want to show him up.
>>144928388That's just how Dominicans are.
>>144928407a nation of homos? ok
>>144928418Kind of? They're very flamboyant
>>144928388Why would an athlete with the cameras on them choose to make this reaction?
>>144928388>>144928443degenerates have very low restraint. his desire for a penis in his mouth was too strong to contain.
>>144928388>>144928480Some massive projection going on here
>>144928523/weakmind/
>>144928523redditors are so weird. i get being embarrassed for the club but you don’t have to apologize lol
>>144928388jocks all do homoerotic shit. I used to literally put my friends flaccid dick (not hard) in my mouth in the locker room. I still crushed pussy and have no attraction to men, it’s just messing around doing high T shit
>>144928627Lmaooo same. In St Louis we had this game we played called pin the donkey and if you got a sombrero you got to get FUCKed by the locker room nothing gay about it
>>144928623They all suffer from main character syndrome
>>144928627>>144928660You guys are joking, but my HS football team used to do naked london bridge is falling down in the showers
>LA local news doesn't even cover all the Dodger fans throwing trash and starting fightslol
>>144928660chimpcongo cusb falseflagger
Bad things happen to me all the time because I’m the protagonist
>>144928702I am not joking
>>144928716Based I wasn't familiar with your game
>>144928714Nah fuck the cubs kek. Sorry you’ve never been in a locker room.
miraculous things happen to them because they're the protagonists of mlb
>>144928627All of you are joking but this is unironically true. I don't know why but it's super common.
>>144928713I've seen Dodgers fans justify it by saying profar was "talking shit" earlier, are chicanos really that soft?
>>144928692>>144928767lel
>>144928523powerful
>>144928805yes, fragile egos all around
>>144928803 some closeted gay guy comes around at the beginning of a culture and indoctrinates everyone into it “cause it’s just fun bro” then you get a culture of permissivity passed down through generations. sad stuff
>Doyerspics being classless trash subhumansThis isn’t news. Barely worth noting.
the truth is that everyone should be one ground out away from getting bryan stowe'd in the parking lot
kek doyerjorges
>>144928627This is why the Padres will beat the Dodgers. The Padres are brothers, they fuck each other in the ass and grunt in acknowledgement of their pecking order. The Dodgers have a group j/o sesh in front of their respective lockers while Dave Roberts gives some insipid encouragement
Hey faggies, recommend me a cheap baseball glove for casual game of catch with my bros.Pic related is 30 bucks at Big5.
Side-character baseball only today :(
doyerpacos are so buck broken that I don't think they'll recover from this kek
>>144929019if you're playing a causal game of catch then that would be more than fine. You can also go down to like a thrift store and find one cheaper that's already broken in.
>>144928859So what you're saying is God is gay?
>tfw need to put out an Amber Alert for Dookie Buttseven Freddie is hustling on a bad ankle. What's Mookie's excuse for such an underwhelming performance.
ᵇᵉʳᵈˢ
Cool it with the bug posting.
>>144929019>big5west coast chads rise up
Unironically what happened yesterday is kino.
>>144929019>>144929042>You can also go down to like a thrift store and find one cheaper that's already broken in.This is the move. I see nice gloves at the thrift all the time for less than $10. Bats too if you want to grab one of those.
Just watched the West coast GM2 highlights. It is glaringly apparent that the Padres make the Dodgers seethe more than they let on. Padres fans are just more upfront about it.
Padres lifelong here
IM A PSYCHO FAGGOT
Now that the doyerputos are eliminatedWho will win the NL?
>>144929172cubs
>>144929175Sexo queen
>>144929172Phillies
>>144929175instant mute. fuck off whore
Genuinely, literally, unironically, who is the Dodgers leader among their everyday players?
>>144929166This terrifies me
Someone make a game thread.
>>144929213It was Jason Heyward. But they DFA'd him.
>>144929233I went to make one but I have to wait 300 seconds. if no one else does by then i'll make it. there are very few tigers and guardians fans on sp though
>>144929213freddie :-)
>>144929213Recker
>>144929265I am an injuns fan. /spuh/ doesn't respect me though :(
>>144929301you have to admit there are only a few of you on /sp/
>>144929272That makes sense. He's great but doesn't really play with a lot of emotion
It’s so funny watching Philly and New York sports fans go at eachother. It’s like 2 homeless people calling the other a bum. >OUR Glorious City that smells like rat piss>THEIR godless shithole that smells like rat piss. >OUR Noble fans >THEIR inglorious bastards
>>144929134rundown
>>144929332>>144929332>>144929332tiger's guardian's
DJ LeGayhieu
>>144929213>Betts is a Hollywood obsessed faggot>Ohtani thinks he's above everyone else and also doesn't speak English that well>Smith is the stereotypical quiet kid>Freeman doesn't seem like the kind of guy to rally everyone together>Nobody respects MuncyUnironically nobody.
>>144929309I do. but it doesn't change the fact that I got >lol comedy centralall season long... now here we are.. 3/4 teams from the comedy central remaining.
>>144929358people take a while to update their software
>>144929002based and thebes pilled.
>>144929056he makes some people who think everyone should be like them
Soon, my enemies of my enemies will be vanquished, and we shall raise the commissioner trophy!
Hope the poodres advance to the NLCS. Now that the cheating faggot musgrove is out of the picture my Mets will cruise to the WS.
>>144929042>>144929149>You can also go down to like a thrift store and find one cheaper that's already broken in.excellent idea
Tourist here! Who's favourite this year? What's chance of Dodgers/ Yankees world series?
this+tastykake=win
>>144928627Kek saving this copypasta. Thanks faggot.
>>144929563R E N TENTF R E EREE
>>144929610yankees could reach ws. they have the weakest competition.dodgers aren't getting past the poodres, unfortunately.
Yankgers
>>144929345It used to be Justin Turner. First they did him dirty by bypassing his leadership qualities to allow the other Turner and Scherzer to change up the clubhouse dynamic, then they buried their fate by choosing JD Martinez over him. The Dodgers won't be the same until they get some homegrown talent who actually play with some balls instead of this milktoast squad they currently employ.
Skubal is so fucking cracked
:)
>>144929975I hope he's having a nice day at the bowling alleys where it's good to get strikes.
>>144929705hard to replace a guy like JT. it's hard enough to land a guy like that in the first place.
>>144929993
I'm leaving now to go to the Bronx and I'm about to sit in a lot of traffic. If Aaron Judge strikes out at his first at bat I swear upon Jeter I will reign boos down upon this choker like never heard before.
see you guys in march
>>144925712He wasn’t on the Mets yet and was still a Gnat but wink wink ;)
STRETCH YOUR CHEEKS DOYERPACOS, YOU'RE FINISHED.
>>144928623Retards that crave catharsis, he was probably so proud of himself for doing this.
kek
heh
>>144929002
>>144930196Oh speaking of Passan, he's not fucking leavinghttps://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1843351326509674855
>>144929328Literally based beyond belief behavior and the best playoff series so far by miles
Explain yourselves
Buncha faggots in here
>>144929213nobody, they rely on roberts to do rally them, which is why they lose every year
>>144930397But enough about the Chicago
>>144930315they would stay for the game, but they MUST beat the traffic to get home!
>>1449303156th inning? let's roll homie
>>144930240this is cringe
Base coaches shouldn't be allowed. Make your own running decisions rather than having someone else tell you what to do. Actually saying that there should be a team captain and no coach/managers. All pitching change decisions should be made by the team captain.
>>144930397The good inspector has turned on us :(
>>144930315kek doyerpacos
>>144929705It's written 'milquetoast'.
>>144929328SOVL
kek doyerpacos
>>144930205fucking kek, yeah that shit was ridiculous
>>144929158lifelong (post '98) padres also here
>>144930589kek doyerjorges
WE ALL HATE THE DODGERS!
>>144930617however do you hate the gogders? >>144930397
Anyone got a pic of that mexican dodger and mexican padres wojak fans arguing with each other? Need it for science...
>>144930315>can't sell out stadium>leave in the 6th inningkek
>>144929640Sad, would have liked to see an othani/ judge matchup
Do Dodgers fans even like baseball?>don't even watch the games>stadium goers don't even stay for the whole game>whine over any team that isn't the dodgers>don't even like their own fanswhat do Dodgers fans even do? just buy merch out of solidarity?
>>144930649
>>144930691It's an LA thing. You have to live there to understand.
We need tigers to win so we can beat them in ALCS . Also we need Phillies to win series tied1-1 so we can beat them in WS
>>144930691They only like it because of le anime man.
>>144930692Utterly based, thank you.
Gat gape-em
>>144927875they literally interfered in the game. Profar was completely based and right.
>>144930691They like being regular season champions and then shitting themselves in the playoffs against teams that actually want to win. But hey, at least they won their 60 game mickey mouse ring that no one respects.
>>144930691Every October I'm reminded of how retarded Dodgers fans really are
Anthony freakin’ Recker.‘nuff said!
>>144927875>throwing shit at a player because of mean wordsWhy are chicanos so soft kek
>>144930691>just buy merch out of solidarity?dodgers and yankees have giant markets and are the two globally known teams. if someone on the otherside of the world is wearing a baseball team hat and knows nothing about the sport, it's either a dodgers or yankees hat.
>>144930746Recker vs Manoah celebrity boxing match when?
>https://x.com/padres_faithful/status/1843399637367148582?t=vScLihZKcsbk6cqbjSubGQ&s=19Uhhhhh.... Dodgers sissies? I thought you said we weren't rivalry? Are you really that tsundere for us?
>>144930691>stadium goers don't even stay for the whole gametraffic gets really bad leaving the stadium and the immediate area
>>144930768True story incoming >get to work last night >get in elevator and hold the door for some guy trying to get on >he is wearing a Yankees fitted >I am wearing a Mets fitted >ask him if he’s from NYnah I just like the the hat>ask him if he saw game 1 nah I’m a actually a padres fan >ask him if he saw the circus in LA earlier nah I wasn’t watching
>>144930777>wasn't even close to tatisholy kek, typical edgar
>>144930794>Oh boy, I get to go watch the Dodgers play baseball!>It's the 5th inning? Gotta go!I feel like you're just wasting money if you're paying the prices for a ticket for a team like the Dodgers but leave halfway through. I don't blame the fans entirely though, I blame the city of LA and the Dodgers themselves for allowing their stadium to be built the way it is, being nothing but a giant parking lot
Not my doggie doos
>>144930794I have never left a game before the last out
>intentional walk by managerIve actually never seen this, clase better deliver though
>>144930838it is really LA's infrastructure but you also make a good point
>>144930794idk maybe in the playoffs. i went to a regular season game there last season and getting in was way worse than getting out.
>>144930810I just don't initiate interactions with people I don't know anymore. It's not worth it.
>>144930963He wasn’t a dick about it or anything I just can’t understand being that guy
Dads!
>>144930810He saw you were a mets retard and decided to troll you because its funnier and youre dumb enough to fall for it.
>>144931041it’s fucken hot today bro
>>144930958I take the doyer express from union station so I don't have to deal with any of that :)
>>144931047everyone on this website is a retard
>>144930995lotta assholes wear team gear as purely fashion. ran into a dude in a reds cap on the L train in chicago, during a reds series in chicago, asked him about the game the previous day, and he straight up told me "i'm a cubs fan"he was wearing a reds hat because it matched his fucking shoes
>>144931071would be smart. i was just visiting and idk my way around except by car and my phone
>>144931047>dead gamethreadBriticuck still seething about NY lmao kwab Captcha GR8NY
>>144931071Which one of these is you?
>>144931101i don't see any asians in the picture, so none of them
>>144931097he's right, the shuttle is the only way to go
>>144931101>only padres fan in the shot is the only white person in the shotsays a lot about our society thoughly
>>144930468Why is this utter newfag allowed to post
sabermetrics ruined baseball
If neither Detroit nor Cleveland want to win, can they both just forfeit the entire postseason?
>>144931041>LA is the city of Hollywood>Oscar winners root for the Padres instead of the Dodgersfunny how that works out
>>144931114you need your eyes checked if you think that's a white guy
>>144931151he’s like a quarter mexican if anything whatever that’s not the point
>>144931137it was actually the RSNs
>>144931098>dead gamethreadCase in point lmao
man the ALDS is such a let down compared to the insanity we got yesterday
If Tatis wants people to believe he's clean, why does he continue to wear tight pants that show off his thick thighs and ass?
>>144931191that's just Dominican genes
>>144931182Case in point was you lost in the gamethread 1 yesterday because you don’t know how the catalog works
>>144931215what’s the catalog?
>>144931215No you stupid fucking retard who is too fucking THICK to appreciate satire.
>>144931228Kek newfag lol
Ready bay doors
>>144931228Lmao they’re calling him a faggot in the ALDS gamethread rn too >>144931211
Imagine being the Cleveland India...er... I mean GUARDians, and getting absolutely mauled by the Tigers in the top of the 9th. BRUTAL!
we need the stankees to lose today and all series will be tied
Is Manny Machado handsome? Sometimes he looks good, sometimes he looks like a rat.
>>144931340
Name one thing in baseball more overrated than closers
>>144931358bro what
>>144931358He has a chubby face, but god-tier confidence so he makes it work for him.
This is getting ridiculous
>>144931358yes.....handsome heh
first josh haderthen devin williamsnow emmanuel clasewhen will the closer meme end bros
>>144931368managers
>>144931391lol
>>144931358I’ll ask my Japanese toolsy teen lurker gf when she gets home from school
Kek >>144931211
TIGODSALCS!
>>144931368japs
>>144931451Dogpile this cunt
>>144931418youre not convincing anyone mets fans arent faggots trying to rally support anon
>>144931414for sure
>>144931451Post that on your main.
>>144930514I'll spell it however I want you numptie.
>>144931486Okay I could care less.
Doyers should really embrace the classless Doyers narrative and sign some all-star position player who takes no shits from nobody and can light a fire under these pussies asses when the other team tries to taunt them and their fans.Freddie is too nice and emotional.Mookie is too nice and now only cares about PR for his post-mlb career.Ohtani has the dawg but his muh respect nippon culture + the language barrier hold him back as a leader.Muncy is an alpha but he's too meh to get treated seriously.Lux and maybe Smith have the cocky attitude but they're too inconsistent to back it up.That lineup needs that kind of asshole attitude but with stats to back it up.Unfortunately the only notable FAs with that skillet I can think of are Soto and Bregman. Both longshots for different reasons.
>>144931497couldn’t*
>>144931497>>144931486brit typos of goofy britspeak english are like a shame on the empire i think. american’s don’t know how to spell that shit for sure so we get a pass
We're one Royals victory away from all series being even heading to the second stadium
Faggotbong being bullied in two threads and blames the Mets KEK
which team(s) are gonna sweep in 4?
TIGODS
>>144931541I kneel
>>144931539poodres probably. maybe philthies but i doubt it.
It’s going to be like when the Tigers had Verlander. Pitch great, and then absolutely shit in the Workd Series and get swept.
we need dubstonio
Chris Sale: Gets a booboo out of nowhere and magically can't pitch when it mattersTarik Skubal: 13 scoreless playoff innings so farNL Cy Young: A jokeAL Cy Young: My FUARKING hero
>>144931583He should have killed himself after Michigan State lost.
>>144931515Milquetoast is of US origin lol.
>>144931599So is your mom
mariners
>>144931516>royalsGood luck with all that
>>144931517All because you can't accept New York smells like piss. SAD!!!
>the Astros spent more money on payroll than the Dodgers to get rekt by the Tiggerslol lmao even
>>144931599FUCK you’re kidding me
Tiggers won, britcucks lost, Indians also lost. Kino game all things considered.
for me, its buttermilkpancaque
I guess a good closer like Clase couldn't Guard the scoreless tie. Happens to the best of us.
>>144931615Kek he still thinks it’s the mestposter
>>144931623Royals winning next would be the cherry on top
>>144931501Soto does not have that dog in him.
I went to Phillie one time and they kept trying to get me to eat craps. Wtf? As if the Filling Cheese Shitake sandwhich wasn’t egregious enough this Polack rolls up some potato in dough and called it a pepperoni. Absolutely laughable town
da was a big ding dong
>>144931615Cringe post bong
>>144931615
>>144931642We need series splits tbqh we are all ERG tonight
Each borough of the city has its own distinct piss smell. Life long New Yorkers, called Applers because the city was built on a mulberry patch, can locate themselves down to the block even when blindfolded simply using their sense of smell.
>>144931662>so we can beat them in ALCS .>so we can >we
>>144931677Chat is this real?
MY Gritty Tigs WILL win the World Series because I said so
>>144931682No, you’ll lose to some NL west shitter
>>144931615>I’m being made fun of because one Mets fan can’t accept that NY smells like pee????
>>144931662Focus on beating the royals first (you won't win)
A unique subculture of New Yorkers known as “turnstilers” has developed in recent years. “Turnstilers” are so called because of their flamboyant penchant for dancing at subway stations. Some have developed elaborate gymnastic routines to swing from pole to pole in an effort to pickpocket. Turnstiling has rapidly become a source of secondary employment for many New Yorkers.
>>144931680Did I misgender you or something?
Cuz I FUCKIN LOVE SCIENCEand I FUCKIN LOVE EXIT VELO
>black closers
New York City didn’t invent getting raped at gunpoint in an alley but what they lack in originality they make up with enthusiasm.
>>144931700yes but thats not the point
>>144931700>gets called out for sounding like a tool>mind goes straight to tranniesMust be a Stankees fan
my cunt mom won’t let me watch baseball until I finish my homework. dumb roastie
>>144931730no one has homework stop playing lil baby bro
>>144931730>being birthed from a w*men
Honestly crazy how little minor league players get paid that this guy was updating his Linkedin page while in developmental with the Tigers.
>>144931759Is this the nigga that worked at Dicks? Based if true.
>>144931759>fiu Couldn’t get into Da U?
Rodon gives up at least 5 in the first two innings tonight
>>144931759Based
>>144928523the fanbase doesn't need onions infused faggots
>rodan startingSo every series will go 4
>>144931790rodon
LETS GO RAGANSCLAP CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP
tfw went with my family to the beach for some off day kino
>clase is the pitcher of record and now owns a 13.50 ERA
>>144931810You’re old
>>144931798if he performs anything like he did in the wild card, yankees are fucked
>>144931810wtf are you holding
>>144931810>FFV chadBased
>>144931810Steam deck are so comfy, playing Metal Slug attack on it is peak cozy. My girlfriend plays alot of Shadow of war on the deckie, I should buy myself the oled one since I gave the old model to her
>Rollins, Granderson, and Pedro are all smart and insightful guys>Meanwhile the Fox postgame team has Jeter and A-Rod pretending to be human and Big Papi going “DIS GAME IS LIKE A BEEEEEEEG PLATE OF ARROZ CON POLLO”
someone make a gamethread
>>144931810>>1449318644, 6, 7, and tactics are the only good ones (because theyre the ones i played)
>>144931682Based and more based
>>144931871which one has the most rings?
>>144931875Brother let me tell you a little story about a depressed loner named Squall…
Remember when Wayfair had basic furniture on sale, for like $20,000 each with the names of missing children? That was weird.
>>1449318758, 9, and 10 are all good too.
>>144931896tell me you've never worked in a database without telling me you've never worked in a database
>>144931909that was my childhood dream and i can’t believe i gave up on it
>>144931730is she hot?
Injuns season is over, Clase blew the save
>>144931810Lol I was up with insomnia last night and in that thread on /v/ too
>Missing children>dis ones fa yallBased Mike
>>144931931Has Quentin given his opinion about playing the steam deck in public thoughever?
Hope I can watch the game bros, but if not, I have my Steam Deck
>>144931973would lifting have saved him?
this TNT pregame looks like the BLACKED couch
>>144931985You mean, me?
>>144931973>My turn!
>>144931973>eating 4 lbs of shrimp to escape your family and play vidya Based
>>144932008that is a disgusting act
>>144932023
>>144932008The funniest part about this is actually Stott looking at the ball like it should have had an answer for him
UmpGODS run this genny and the playoffs. Mad? You're done. Watch from the clubhouse, loser.
>>144931931I actually saw it on my racist podcast forum
Shohei has an OPS of 1.681 vs King. Teo also bats very well against him, and Kike does too, so I believe they'll get to him tomorrow. Mostly worried about how Walker will hold up, but I believe in the boys. Fuck our embarrassing fans last night, however.
>Friend talks mad shit when the Dodgers and Mets lost their games>Noticeably silent when the Guardians lose their gameDon't come out swinging if you can't take a hit or 2
Yup, sounds like your average LA “person”
>>144930769Recker is a celebrity?
>>144932247Homie Kike is 2-4 against him lol what kinda conclusion are you drawing there
>>144932247It'll just be Ohtani doing the little maggot dance. Everyone else will get lit up
Still pissed how feebily Orioles went out denying us of 100% Divisional Series
>>144932885gloryholes ruined everything
>>144932487to one extremely mentally ill homosexual man on long island, yes
>>144932885They had no heart except for when they played the Yankees kek
>>144932927recker has been a regular contributor to a nationally televised sports television show, he is much more than a Dell computer salesman and obscure backup catcher with a cute ass.
>Gaygans
>>144931579The only difference is they were all starters no bullpen back then and now they have exactly one starter (lmfaoCYwinner) and all bullpen. Frankly it’s more amazing they have the bats they do at this moment
>ball, down :)
>>144932989every time ive used him on immaculategrid its been less than .5%
>holding, defense. first inning
Judge is getting close.
>>144933039>>144933096
A STANTONIAN single!
>https://x.com/juanctoribio/status/1843439055050277136?t=2R1BJV_XP6RCLyx6jSGTJQ&s=19>Dodgers are already making schizo excuses now
HOW BOUT THEM YANKEES
>>144933152lmao
>>144933169
>>144933152Dodgers acting like victims is fucking pathetic
>>144933152masterful deflection from Dave, this will keep his job despite them getting reverse swept in 4.
>>144933169damn....i blew my load too soon
>>144930838tbf the population of LA has doubled since they built the stadium 60 years ago, so you can’t really blame the dodgers. I think the city of LA massively fucked up what should’ve been a….home run.
>>144933350many such cases. sad!
Rank all the elite closer meltdowns this post season
>>144933494nothing will touch williams
https://x.com/___MDZY/status/1843425398157390146?t=hmW-I0ngJs22_dMyC-CWoA&s=19DETROIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL?!
>>144933575>including url elements after &ishygddt
>>144932247The Dodgers only real stats against King are from the beginning of the season where King was a TERRIBLE starter, and one game last month where he went scoreless for 5 innings with the only run being made on him being because of a throwing error from Bogaerts.
>>144933609>>144933609Sorry kid I'm phone posting. Fix it yourself and work for once in your life.
>>144932989Dell computer salesman?Cute ass?jm2k0
>>144933494every closer is shit and anyone who pays more than 8 million a year for a reliever/closer is retarded, just claim randoms on waivers or use failed starter prospects in the pen and ride with whoever is hot in the moment
>>144933152Unironically this is why Dave is a shit manager. Has to feel like he's backing up his pitcher when no one else in the dugout bats an eye.
>>144933647Nah he also outdueled Glasnow back in April at Petco. I think it was 7 innings and double-digit Ks
Mark my words, Ohtani will go 0-4 for both games the rest of this series and one of those outs will be a home run robbery that will absolutely mind break him on his way back to the dugout
>>144933790Never mind it was May 10th, the Arraez walkoff
>>144933849i made a mistake......please let bygones be bygones
>>144933899kek. you know how post season shitposting goes.
>>144933152Dave Roberts is saying this as if everyone doesn't know that if Machimpo was really trying to take someone out with a ball, he would not have missed
>>144933690your phone doesn't have an on-screen keyboard? where'd you get it, fucking walmart?
>>144933926i beg you......please don't draw any more attention to my gaffe...
>>144934018if it happens again, it won't be me
Are the yankees really going to lose to this shitter team that has no business being in the postseason?!?wtf!
>>144933965You mean the one who rallies up his troops that made Chadres btfo Dodgers sissies? This Manny?>https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1843115831380873659?t=voVGTJkoAQtwwC5WRG0YNg&s=19
>>144934120I'm pointing out that Roberts is a liar, because if this was real, he would've actually been hit, not saying "UH, I JUST NARROWLY AVOIDED DEATH ACCORDING TO THE VIDEO THAT ONLY I HAVE SEEN"
>>144933969I said clean it up.
>All series are getting game 4sFellas who got better than us /mlb/ chads?
Bob Costas narrating Joker 2>And just like how Reggie Jackson had his signature moment inside Yankee Stadium back in ‘77, so did Arthur Fleck, have a man cum inside his ass
>>144934308What would Costas of said during the summer of 92 incident?
>>144933152Dave calm down Friedman won't fire you calm down
>>144934348>While he made his name with fans as a member of the Outsiders in WCW, it’s what happened inside of him during one hot summer night that changed his life forever
>>144934302it's setting up nicely right now
>>144934302tfw guaranteed extra work and extra pay while """"players""" get nothing.
>>144934308can't believe the twerp is regarded by many as some kind of venerated elder figure of the game now
YANKEES SUCK!
>>144922122>0-4tani
>>144928197>mogs you
>>144934231>https://x.com/BillShaikin/status/1843440206017675640?t=7XwqR8F1aSNa0Ih22trbGw&s=19We are the big bad guys, apparently :)
>Much like how elder pitchers today refuse to use the pitch com, I will often threaten to kill myself if a woman refuses to have sex with me>That’s just one of the many ways baseball unites us all.
>>144934537>pasting anything after ? in a urlfucking pitiful
Dodgers are mindbroken
>>144934533Fuck off Orion.
lol Suan Joto is a Met next year
>>144934636and Alex Bregman
Bobby Witt Jr has already had a better season than Troy Tulowitzki ever had
Imagine getting mindbroken by some South American island men.
Did Recker work for Dell? If so why is Recker no longer there?
Dell did Recker dirty
>Just like how Juan Soto will be 600 million dollars richer in the offseason, so will Zelensky when congress reconvenes
Dell.. Recker.. Manoah... seems very convenient, doesn't it?
>>144934751Why do you say that?
>>144934785WHOA
>>144934804post 421 was in desperate need of being made
>>144934685ok, i'm imagining it. now what?
Imagine Bob Costas saying “women owe me sex”
>>144934917ok, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>144934917telling the truth?
>>144934917he's no Marv Albert
>>144934941kek
>>144934869pay 1 billion dollars in hopes two japanese men will save you
What would be the ideal job for Recker?
>>144935005Him and Mike Stanton in backdoor sluts 10
>>144935031>mikedon't deadname people, chud
>>144933152Kek. Machaddie was trying to help the Doyers by killing their 'great only in the regular season but shitty when it really matters' manager. Dodgers fans should be thanking Manny for his efforts.
This is going to be a wild playoffs. Any 8 teams could win it all.
>What I'm seeing Bob are the Royals playing free and loose almost comparable to NYC's criminal justice system
Soto to muh Metsies 0_0
baseball
>>144934537Fucking hell he's such a faggot
>>144935370Perfect for the dodgers tbqh
>all division series 1-1based or cringe
>>144935466>NL based>ALcringe
>>144935466>based or cringeyou're a retard
>>144935481well said. well said.
>dune sounds>Star wars sounds>Some other movie shitDo these fucking faggot yanks have anything unique or do they just spam pop media
Good guy Dodgers will prevail over the villainous poodres
Dave Roberts running the Dems 2016 playbook against the Padres is so fucking funny. He talked about wanting to match the Padres' intensity the last regular season series and now he's calling them bad guys lmao
>>144935550kek
>>144935515nobody goes to the movies anymore except for capeshit fags or some other popular IP being remade, so that's all they make.
>mo bamba>at a baseball game
>>144935515Imagine needing PA music and not supplying it yourself, MLB needs to step it up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk4DbjJcV2E
>>144935578Psychogangsisters.. I am in a state of mentsl upheaval
>>144935518calling Dodgers good guys is worse than endorsing Kamala this year
>>144935515sorry I'll stop enjoying stuff didnt realize it made you so mad
>>144935596yeah that felt completely wrong
They deserved to lose but it was also a bad luck game for the Yankees. Every hard hit ball is right at a Royal.
my mariners would booty blast all these shitters
>>144935550Dave's number should've been taken off the padres ring of honor a decade ago
>>144935679Nah I celebrate every year he gets to keep his job
I dont care how much you make fun of him i always like Bob Costas calling baseball games.
>>144935678Your mariners got bootyblasted out of the playoffs sit down faggot
The Real world series matchup is the NLDS
was digging in the archives and i found a good filename shitpost
Assuming Yankees lose, every top seed has lost home field advantage for the rest of the division series’. Maximum chaos.
>>144935810based brand new bizzaro seed 'offs
bring me the nl games i'm tired of these snoozefests
manfred's ultimate plan is to have as many games as possible to maximize revenue, he doesn't care who makes the WS as long as he gets to broadcast maximum games. that's also why he orchestrated the travesty mets-braves doubleheader, extra revenue. every DS will go 5, every CS will go 7, WS will go 7, and our boy rob will be laughing on the way to the bank. enjoy the splitoffs
>>144935810WHEN*
>>144935870you're gonna seethe so hard when it's Royals-Padres
>>144935870
>was digging in the archives
Manny Machado was throwing balls at the Dodgers dugout and one of the balls looked at me
>>144935936At least he doesn't strikeout down his knees like last time against Sale.
>>144930768I've seen the caps with NY on them but I didn't even know they were related to baseball. I don't think anyone cares.
>>144935996cringe
I could use a good ass fucking
>>144936090be right over
the Phillies!
>>144936090Isn't Atlanta elimnated?
>>144935917>that one stupid bitch wearing a Rets uniform
>>144936250>Isn't Atlanta elimnated?
>>144934308>>144934394Kek
>>144936304i mean she looks like she enjoys a good railing, let's be fair
Dodger fan here. I thought we looked bad yesterday both on and off the field. But it was still somewhat a ball game in play until the Profar-OF crowd chimpoff session. There were a few exciting moments. Even a garbage time mini rally at the end.What is this I’m seeing on the Yankees tonight? On paper it should still be a competitive game, 3 run difference. Yet you have looked completely lifeless. You look like a squad of Mookies. Wtf was that slow jog by Stanton earlier? Explain yourselves
Dave Roberts (in chronological order):>"There was intent behind it.">"If it was intended at me, it was pretty disrespectful.">"So, I don't know his intent."
Get fucked NY
>going sober during the height of covid lockdown Lmaooo baby can’t alcohol
>>144936490>Dodger fan heredon't do that shit here reddit
>>144936662>impartial observer and ballgame connoisseur here
>>144936693you lames always parachute in here adding absolutely nothing
At least Judge got a hit today am I right, fellow Bronxites?
the hurricane is a cat 5 now
I'm gay, go yankees
>>144936782i'm yankees, go gay
>>144936304act like you wouldn't watch her get pounded
DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
tbs crew gonna be so sad
now that the dust has settled, how are you enjoying the splitoffs so far?
gayber kek
EVERY SERIES ARE 1-1
>>144936738You are breaking my heart my good sir
where is nu
>>144936815Just prolonging the inevitable. Cleveland, KC, Mets and Padres will advance and the WS will once again record all time low ratings while MLB spams Ohtani highlights
nu in a few
new>>144936373>>144936373>>144936373>>144936373
>>144936818BAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEDDDDDDDD
>>144936851>>144936373
>>144936774Good thing I don’t live in a shithole down south
