>>145103540Sh-she's built like me... I-... thank you <3
dogshit thread
ONE early Championship
>>145103540hmm so this is the infamous jacked taiwanese boy i've heard so much about
>>145103564whatup
>>145102590Wrong again. Yoel was significantly smaller than mma. Again, you have to weigh in multiple times. You have to eat to be fueled to wrestle multiple times in a day, then weigh in again on the next morning before fighting. Not just one giant cut where you can pack back on as much weight as you want.
>>145103568
I'm not unlike johnny walker in that I get knocked down and then get up again
>>145103614I’ll fucking heem you
BY THE NINE DIVINES! Its UFC president DANA WHITE?!?!?!? You've spent millions of dollars investing in a new FC branch but its called the UKC as in the *gulp* ULTIMATE KEKING CHAMPIONSHIP?!?!?!? And instead of fighters giving themselves CTE THEY'LL BE GIVING 18 STDs?!?! And you'll pay everyone better than what you do in the UFC because ITS COMING OUT OF MY LIFE SAVINGS?!?!?! And the only fighters that are scheduled are SEAN O'MALLEY, IAN GARRY, MICHAEL CHANDLER AND MYSELF? It'll be a FIGHT TO THE DEATH who's wife gets to be FUCKED ON PAPERVIEW?!?!?!What else can I say but YABBA DABBA AND NEW!!!!
>>145103647Terrible post in the last thread. Even worse in this thread.
>>145103600He's easily 200lbs there, probably more
>>145103540hank hill ahh body
>>145103540Emma?
>>145103557kek
while you were watching thai gluonweight midgets try and fail to knock each other out, I studied the blade
OOOOOOHHH ZATDADDY WITH THE DRIP
This thread is blessed by Song YaDong
why are muslims so gay?
>We have plans for Guru
FACT: Asian twinks were for big hairy Brazza Daddies
>chang hasn’t even accepted the fightOOOOHHHHHH MICK MAYNARD’S DONE IT AGAIN
>>145115914lmao
>>145115914emoji not yellow enough
>>145115914>UFC Tampa: Brady vs Garry
ufc 312 guru vs nunesco-main belal vs usmanfeature fight strickland vs covington
Colby can't fight he's been appointed to Zion Don's official diaper changer
>Kicked out of 109 sports media networks >Never his fault
>>145115968can i get an IC check on this post please?
>>145116020>scat4
>>145116016ok but for real he didn't do anything wrong. he reported the news that he saw, he didn't leak shit
>>145116030Would you wipe him? Or are you putler’s poopies only?
As predicted
degenrips.com
Clozascatty experiencing fecal fatigue because he spends 8 hour shifts changing dementia dookie diapers
>>145116100Favorite martial art?
>>145116117any thoughts on why Pereddit and Mereddit will ONLY be available in march when certain other fighters will be observing a certain religious tradition?
>>145116100
>>145116035Helwani deffineltly leaks shit, yeah he shittin nigguh.
>>145116139brazza i no fite u during non-ramadan u hef to understand dis
It feels like you reporting out yo ass??
perhaps muzzies shouldn't be fighters if they're going to be unavailable during ramadan and prefer to fight only in muzzland
>>145116139What is your favorite martial art
>Ankalaev no brazza i need real IC9 gangster smiff is for legacy you know diz, Chama!
my ufc fighter nickname would be "the story"
Ankreddit refused the show of respect
>>145116211Ducking
Ankalaev has never turned down a fight at 205 poundsUFC sends him a contract and he signs it
Anakalaev can't spell his own name
>>145116301true, shame about Duckreira
>>145116344Meaning he will never fight Pereira because he does not have a low-time preference
The pookification of Khabib will be studied for generations
>cazzies genuinely think poohand is ducking the man who went life and death to draw with the corpse of jan
We probably lived through the Golden Age of Iron Chins without noticing it
>>145116459>genuinely
>>145116459>the man who went life and death with the corpse of janPoaduck is even ducking himself, incredible
>>145116459>cazziesmuzzies*
>>145116491that's reticent b, heard it bowlth ways
>>145116047Cmon, surely donald has pooed in his pants once as an adult. We all have
one way or another pereira vs ankalaev ends in a heem
The walls of the octagon should be entirely made of gum
The walls of the octagon should be entirely made of cum
Tear these octagon walls down
They should fight in a giant hamster ball
Ankalaev should be filled entirely with cum
>>145116543Why are BDStards so gay?
the UFC Octagon live from the Octahedron here in beautiful Des Moines, Iowa
Butt girl Alice Ardelean fights this week
who is benoit dos santos? sounds like a munster
>>145116543>>145116540>>145116537>>145116523>>145116517
The jew from barstool sports said Colby declined the Garry fight
>>145116610Excellent post.
even in their wildest fantasies there's not a brazza that can be champ at flyweight and heavyweight kek
Gapedspinall fears fully fed Gaziev
>>145116599is a barstool an athlete?
>>145116610only one of these will be true by the end of the year
>>145116610When did you guys stop trying to claim Poatan?
>be unlikable jeweasel rat that tried to paint the only fighter that wants to be a positive role model for his fans as a racist(sponsor/commercial killer in [current year]) for your dog raping nail-polishing faggot black nerd boyfriend>play the le freakin' decent human being award card constantly >sucks saudi and paul brother mengs with his bamhole>he didn't hecking do anything!!!don't even have to like ddp'd to see how fucked up that was
>>145116668no problem
what did the jew do this time?
Morne Visser is a gay pedophile.
song yadong trains wrestling every day and has used this to his advantage in multiple of his fights, nevertheless, he will not be attempting a single takedown on umar nurmagomedov. why?
>>145116765because he hasn't accepted the fight
>>145116765bro shut up
>moreno's back
>>145116809A love letter to Edmonton
>>145116809heeminder this is the first card with the revised rules
did belal win or topurio
What if there was a rule that groin strikes were legal but only if you achieved such a strike via spinning back kick, creating reasonable risk for a great reward?
IT'S UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/live/nmy-iK5PIX0
heeminder "accidental" groin strikes are almost unheard of in wmma
>>145116882no they're not
>>145116868we are team guru herewe dont watch that j*w crap here
>>145116903ya they are they mentioned this fun fact during a broadcast
>>145116848If a fighter does a standing backflip, they will be allowed to perform a groin strike within 5 seconds of the backflip.
The helmeister has got a really nice setup in his new studio, looking very professional and the mic work is quality
>>145116684In English, amigo.
>>145116624Temirov is already the best Flyweight in the UFC since Mokaev left
>>145116945mokaev was never good
guru 10-8 bedtime mma in the voice impression
>>145116960Still cleared every flyweight especially Shartpoohole Taipeera
>>145116977Are you esl or legally retarded b
>>145116684
The JewFC cut Money Mokaev so he wouldn't expose their jap cans
>>145116991no thats you
Really big into politics this cycle is there a fight like Trump/Kamala?
alex perez had pookaev literally cowering in fear
>>145117023Colby vs Usman 1
>>145116868what a jewish intro
>>145117029Colby is indian?
Mokaev is undefeated and the best that Britain has to offer.
pookaev lives in bahrain
Gets all the benefits of Britain while not having to live there. What a don.
>>145117035hell yeah
>>145117023Navajo Stirling vs Tuco Tokkos
>>145117035>has to mention Conor
>>145117023Also Usman vs Strickland
>>145117095Strickland does love transgenders.
K-1 is awesome.
A black man named Israel lost to a guy with the initials SS
>>145117035i NEED a brazza to fuck my sister. PLEASE!!!!!
>>145117023ken shamrock vs royce gracie (2016)
>>145117186Everyone does
Rosas Jr is having a grappling match with pookaev
>>145117216Is that so.
I don’t respect prizefighters at all. They should be paid less and receive more cte.
We got guys in hear that use there dicks only to pee and they expect me to take their posts seriously. Such an funny joke.
>>145117244I hate the cte concern shilling. It's a bunch of nancy boys and women that aren't competing trying to "protect" grown ass men from themselves.
IAMFREEEEE
>use there
>guys in hear
busting in gaycheeks
>>145117245Nobody hear cares about you're respect. Respectfully.
>>145117245It's locktober. All us Ganescholars are caged 24/7.
>>145117299>>145117313Leave him alone, Chinese is his first language, how many languages do you speak?
Who is the Liza Minelli of the UFC
>>145117344tim boetsch
The chin will be there for Nick.
>>145103540>never fought thrice a year in the UFC (1.5 fights per year on average)>what do you mean Merat doesn't want to fight a third time this year against me right after winning the title? he's must be ducking me>i want to always stay active brazza you know dis
>>145117344Hoenstly? Junior Albini.
I miss the gooby goober
I have an excellent and relevant webm but it has sound. Guess you guys will never see it
Goobinderjeet will rise again
>>145117551use webm converter to get rid of the sound
Do you think ejaculation into Dana’s bung pipe is a good base for mma?
>>145117577It needs sound nigga.
You line em up, my boy heems em down.Nuff said.
>>5710082
>>145117633Fuck, how to link to post on wsg?
Dana Im sorry I cant fight tomorrow I got some lysol spray in my mouth when I was cleaning my tub and Ill be taseting it all weekend lets delay the cars 6 months
the process of defending a takedown is seen as losing by the judges and in spite of this fact fighters continue to refuse to use the wrestling they train every day to take advantage of this
>>145117633>>145117657begone newfag
>>145117664Based nurmagomedov
>>145117657>>>5710082
>>>/wsg/5710082
>>145117694There we go. Girls love brazzas
>>145117631Ilia is going to fucking destroy skelly CTE Gollum max, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
>Ilia is going to fucking destroy skelly CTE Gollum max, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
And of all the superlatives
The fight clock is brought to you by Modelo
>nice uppercut there from the champ
Shadow FC: Hurricane of Fists
When the UFC asks me for those interveiws where they ask favorite fighter movies and colours etc when they ask me what my favorite game is I will look right at Nina Drama and say "fucktendo 64"
>>145117694sounds just like spanish/brazilian to me
>>145117968Chills
>>145117774Individuals don't seem to consider that max bulked up to lw, when a fighter bulks to a higher weightclass is harder to move down than it was to move up.If max maintained his lw weight and strength he will have a much harder time cutting weight and will be more susceptible to damage and if he did drop weight so the weightcut isn't harder than before than is possible he might lose too much muscle and strength.Only way he can be in perfect shape is that before bulking for lw he measures his body mass, his lifts and cardio maxes to have a frame to aim to during his weightloss, everything has to be absolutely flawless for max to be as good as before moving up, otherwise he will just be weaker.Topuria seems to be training to increase his power so heeming max is way more likely than people think.
>>145117949Porkcannoobshit would have died if max had the phantom punch back then.
>>145117810I came to this conclusion today after watching several ilia and max fights. I’m sorry to have upset you but it’s better to accept it now so you’re not in for a big shock next Saturday
>>145118044oh but when gaethje does it he's a "retard"
>>145118044why does garth have a c by his name
>>145118062if someone was in the path of that punch, they'd be in the hospital. levels.
>>145117976Huh?
Oliveira nearly finished Tsarukyan twiceTsarukyan... uh...
>>145118002Max did a whole interview trying to reassure everyone of how well his weigh cut is going, that’s how you know he’s close to death
>>145118108...won the fight...
>>145118108Landed more strikes, did all the damage, had long periods of effective grappling.
>>145118062Yes because it didn't work.
Topuria will finally shut the Pilloway stans filthy reddit mouths. There wont be any cope left for them when he gets sent to the shadow realm in round one.
>>145118167Why don't you care about the fights and the fighters instead of what other people think about them?
>mfw max wins and every anon acts like they always picked max
>>145118207Sorry but Ilia isn’t Justbin Goatse, he’s not going to go out there swinging with his eyes closed like a retard. I picked max last time but he’s losing this one
Volk flushed Max years ago. Whatever happens I just want everyone to know that he's NOT a good win and Topiaria has yet to fight a someone good on his prime.
>>145118072he was the badmotherfuckerweight champion of the world
>>145118236SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>145118108Is Ari's latest project
>>145118207illia will heem
So Alien Topuria and you think Max can win?
>>145118204Pilloway attracts redditors due to his reddit nature.
Rakic is finna XWEEM the crying dagi
>>145118278Why do you care about that instead of fighting?
>>145118288LOL
sneem
>>145118288Ratkalaevsisters, say it ain't so...
>>145118291Topuria is a superior, and more entertaining fighter than Pilloway.
>>145118319Rakic’s last Heem, 5 years ago against a 40 year old in his retirement fight
Just fucking murdered Max Holloway
> Topuria is a superior, and more entertaining fighter than Pilloway.
Just fucking murdered Dana White
I see you cazzies are on the Ilia bandwagon now lmao pathetic
>>145118345That'll make his HEEM over Ratkalaev even funnier.
ynr Clawja
>>145118379i look like this but say the exact opposite of this
>>145118392Have you ever made a correct pick mexicope?
>>145118389Holy shit man how'd you know about Ilia Topuria?!
>>145118328Ah fair enough then mate
wait hold up he beat THE black country banger?!
Just fucked Dana White (pitching)
oh shit
>>145118466yea but he also tko'd the wizard
>heh my boy the Champion, everyone else who likes him is a bandwagon Cazzie
>>145118411Yeah I picked Puria against Volk and Dustin against Gooby
>67" (inflated by 2")prime gooby would have heemed the little spanish twerp stiff ye. ride into your village and take your mujeres
*Topslodes the cutbaby*
>>145118379>PSYCHOSOMATIC>ADDICT>INSANE
>>145116459Peirera also went life and death with the corpse of Jan
*Topslodes the memejitsu player*
>>145116459Pereira lost to Jan
How could Cumshot beat Dricus? A huge part of his game is his size advantage, which he is at a deficit against Dricus.
>>145118634Lol you was it you that mentioned the prodigy in the og thread? That got me good
*Topslodes Pilloways Daddy*
>>145116624The UFC cut Mokaev because thy didn't want him to be a champion
>>145118662>Did he tap, Jason?
>>145118713yah probably lol
Who is this guy you all keep posting? Iliad Tuporio? He's too underground for me idk...
>>145118689He's coached by till who was the closest to solving dricus
>boys Topuria
>>145118689By fighting in the sandpit where all his fellow inbreds will pull every string they can to rig the fight.
51 days until Gane fights.
>>145118635>>145118664poohand successfully robbed jan which is a much better outcome than lay and praying him to eek out a draw. it's sad that i need to explain this to you retards
Pereddit? Coward.Mereddit? Coward.
>1 dagi champ >2 Georgian champsIs it proof that Christianity is simply better?
>>145118689This guy? He’s clearly unbeatable
>>145118815>lay and pray You are the retard.
>>145118722>went life and death with Alex Perez>afraid to fight KapeNo way Bumkaev would be champ, b
khamzat was too big for welterweightdu pussy was too shit for welterweight
>>145118833Yes, what path to victory does cumshot have?
>>145118829Mereddit has nightmares about fighting Umar
>>145118864>Beat only 1 ranked fighter Umnar in 4 yearsMaybe in 8 he'll manage to beat a second.
>>145118815Pissera is afraid of bing layed annd prayed on, hence the ducking
>He thinks Kumsplat is turning up to fight Bobby RedditBrazza, my nose is running, and I must follow.
>>145118887He’ll fight again while Mereddit is still trying to take his tampon out
>>145118836he only put in real work in round 5. round 4 was just inspektion stalling like when islam backpacked volk for a round. this is absolutely standard brazza behaviour. a double digit IQ haver like yourself will eventually pick up on the patterns now that i've pointed it out for you, best of luck
>>145118937If he didn't get AIDS I wonder if he would ever get a belt.
If your nose runs, and your feet smell, you're built upsidedown.
>>145118861Grappling, striking, MMA…
>>145118938Merab will be retired in 4 years time.
>>145118970heard it both ways
>>145118981The only thing of those that cumshot is good at is grappling and a large part of that success was due to a size advantage. And let's not pretend he didn't get hurt a Burns who lost to Hooker.
>>145118981Tull's striking is levels above that of AIDSmaev.
>>145118989Technically true because Umar will retire him once he stops ducking
>>145118942You described why it was a draw good job. Pereira lost.
>Cereal Gain>Stipe Mayosick >Tai Tutuvasa >Shane O‘Malley >Bo Nicholls
>>145118981This was when Du PleHEEM's nose was so damaged that he was constantly battling not to suffocate. Oxygenated DDP is a different beast.
If bo nickel beats paul "only beats good fighters" craig, he loses the story. If he loses, he loses the story. A conundrum
He’s right you know.
>>145119161based brazza
"Oh yeah I would've come in to fight robert whittaker on short notice when khamzat pulled out but I was in the mountains with no cellphone for 3 days when they called me"- Bo nigga, mountaineer
>>145119057Till demolished Rob reddit so that's not a problem.
>>145119149Whatever story you’ve created in your head is irrelevant.
Potatoes status: IN THE OVENSalmon status: DRY CURING
>Robert Whittaker? Doesn't sound like an Uber driver or tree surgeon, sorry what’s that? my cell service is dropping out byeBosephine Ngannou
>>145118236Who do you suggest.
>>145119358Howd u sex up that salmon b? We talwmbout some garlic?
>>145119434Only salt
>>145119476Grim
>>145119476Grim. This is what Im eating. Respectfully.
>>145119526looks like a vegan plate
>>145119526Oof.
Plebs not understanding that salt is all you need for nice ingredients
Post something that speaks volumes
Mixed Martial Arts as we know it hangs in the balance.
Don't say DDP backwards...
>>145120066
>>145119782poohand's next 2 opponents
>>145120066and that's why sean won
>>145120327Why not
Thoughts on the latest godru video?
>>145120561 Yeah I don't know. You got me there
>>145120699he needs to stop being a drama queen about ufc people being hypocrites. the nina video could’ve been 10-15 mins. i agree about people being oversensitive about his candler impression but he doesn’t need to make a 25 min response
>>145120992The popularity has gotten to his head for sure
>>145120699Mr Guru has the kind of subversive sanctimoniousness only Anglos are experts at
>>145119161Why would the champ talk about number 10? DDP isn't Bisping.
>>145120066talm bout puff daddy b?
>>145120066I don't get it.
>>145120066Penis du Denis
>>145120699We don't watch that crap here.
>>145120699we watch that crap here
I am introducing a fullweight division, essentially fighters after weigh in have to walk into the fight having eaten an entire feast but even more, no less than 30 minutes before the fight
someone link the chandler guru tweet, twitter is unusable since that faggot elon took over
>>145121377Finally, wmma I can enjoy!
>>145121435make an account chud and increase twitter's valuation by .00000000000000000000000000001 cent so elon can heem the world
>>145121435https://x.com/mikechandlermma/status/1846989836017696844?
>>145121477lol
hate all this paid engagement farming I just want to call anons faggots not duck indian marketing firm posts
>>145121477>1.3mil views>only 5k likescuck bros...
>>145116154Everytime I quit weed and go on a fast I leak a little diarrhea
The reality is, Chandler actually found it funny
>>145121477I chuckled a little ngl
Wow there's an asshole and a tiny cock on the catty at the moment if anyone's curious
>>145121477I was a fan of Guru for a second. Not anymore
>>145121835I don't feel like seeing your pp, thanks.
Grats! Heem is no longer the worst thread rn. You guys have been beaten by >>145118195Until Janny quits his jack off session, he will delete this wonderful thread and you guys will go back to being the worst thread on spee. Enjoy it while it lasts at being #2!
>>145121477>our kidsNot how that works
>>145121900Test
Heems, schemes, creams, screamsScreens, Queens, Beam, meansJustify ends, tens, Benz, cockblock my friendsBends, Pablo Honey, money, Brown BunnyDoug Funnie, dunny, crummy, dummyDumb me, green, yeah
>>145121955Men in their mid 30s are the most powerful race on the planet
herb dean be like that was clean
>>145121955Hipless O'Malley cracked merab ribs and almost finished him, indestructible titanium hip bone O'Malley heems.
Bet the whole house in Francis by knockout, easiest money ever
>>145122117Wow what a fucking dick
>>145122117heem birds, behead birds
>>145122117Based thot heemer
>>145121855Ayo man shut cho bitch ass mouf we ain’t lissenin to none o that shit, damn pussy bitch
>cody fightfinally tune in>cody loses fighttune right out
When guru speaks, i sit my ass down and listen.
>>145121968Holy fuck based Das Racist weemer
>>145122309>my boi cody>losingthis has never happened
does wumba tumba win his pfl debut this weekend?
>>145122117>wmmaat least we heemin nigguh
>>145122414Who is that?
>>145122433the former ufc heavy weight champion
>>145122117
>>145122381he keeps winning the storythats all that has ever mattered
>>145122414It’s a foregone conclusion. There is zero chance he loses this weekend. A complete open and shut fight. Not even a curse from the devil can change the fortunes of this fight
>>145122448That’s a stupid name. Wumba tumba.
>>145122529well that’s his name i don’t know what you want me to call him instead.
>>145122571Call him the champion because he never lost the ufc heavyweight belt. Don’t use some faggot nickname that you thought was funny.
>>145122634it’s not a nickname
>>145122676You’re speaking nonsense. Quit it before I go down there and heem you and your pet kangaroo
how do u counter this?
>>145122468Crazy seeing this shit live
>>145122739he stole 100% of sergreddits aura points in that moment
>>145122708are you wumba tumba?
>>145122825Dont disrespect sergei in my presence. Hes just hit a rough patch is all
>>145122838That’s it. You’re done for. I’m gonna track you down and beat you with a didgeridoo.
>>145103678Lex Fridman bros...
prime peak crispiness calvin kattar was something to behold
I just took a gangster ass shit
>>145122714Tomoe nage.
>>145122950Why not save it for the morning?
>>145120327Reggin Ob
based
Judo leg grabs are coming back, is over for wrestlelets.
>>145122989Yeah right and have my sleep heemed by IBS?
>>145123007Late night schaubs are unnatural and weird, thats all
>>145123136It's not that late you numpty don't think I live in the same town as you.
>>145115877Is removing the mustache and flavor saver for the purposes of eating pussy?
>>145123207Its 8 pm for you at the earliest, which is still late as tuck for a schaub
I mostly Schaub at night....mostly
>>145123572Yeah but youre chinese.
if you’re not schaubing 4-5 times a day your digestive tract isn’t working
Mailing my foreskin to natan levy
Belel should be cut
Pereddit should be cut. Let him go back to kickboxing, thats all hes good at anyway.
For all the people that got cancelled guru should be erased from the internet
>>145123003Only in japan not olympics or worlds
>>145122117Leon v. Belal I esque
Belal is the best MMA fighter since GSP
I've been shilling Shavkat since 2021, I feel like it's time to cash out. It feels like Belal's world and were living in it
>>145122940Dana looks so fuckable here
kai kara france
>>145124228Im actually like 70% sure belal gets the job done. And i have one of the best eye tests on heem.com
>>145124333Shakvat lowkey has shitty cardio and he's going to wither when he can't get the finish. He'll win rounds 1-2 and lose 3-4-5 if not get GnP TKO'd
>>145124574This is how goobs vs topuria goes
The saddest part of the contender series is when they take two guys who are obviously UFC level and make them fight and neither of them make it in for some arbitrary reason
>>145124622Since the contender series is the main way to get into the UFC nowadays, UFC level now means being able to impressively knock out or style on a can.
>>145124726Explain belel
>>145121435If you've ever watched that fat faggot or any other MMA youtube "personality" I do not respect you and suggest you kill yourself
>>145124751wouldn't make it to the UFC if he had to today
>>145124726yeah i find that kinda sad desu kinda appealing to the lowest common denominator but it's been the meta for years now
Dana is a turbo cazzieHe told Torrez Finney he would get obliterated in the UFC because he wrestle fucked a guy once, when Belal Muhammad was a reigning UFC champion
>>145124785Dana very clearly doesn't like MMA all that much, he's a boxing guy.
>>145122995>gay retards really think jon could beat this guywew
>>145124781From the little I fallow regionals scenes, PFL seems to be the one that sign the most hyped up regional talent.Which makes sense, the UFC is such a recognisable brand they don't need thir fighters to be known befordhand to make them into household names, meanwhile smaller promotion need to do evrything they can to get some eyes to stay afloat.
>>145124957
>>145124726and that's a good thing. we need more powerful bums like joe ngannou
praying ardelean loses badly and gets cut so she can focus on making porn
>>145124957Rose looks like she smells of sour milk
>>145124726DWCS alumni have a very solid record in UFC. They're well above .500
>>145125160Alhamdulillah.
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
>>145125261I should grow a brazza beard
>>145124957almost saw her vag hole there
He heemed me and it felt like a kissHe sleemed me but it didn't hurt meHe couldn't stand to hear me sayThat he'd been taking the juiceAnd when I told him he stepped on my footHe heemed me and it felt like a kissHe sleemed me and I knew he loved meIf he didn't care for meI could have never made him madBut he heemed me and I was gladYes, he heemed me and it felt like a kissHe sleemed me and I knew I loved himAnd when he broke right passed my guardWith all hapsplosiveness there isAnd when he heemed me, he made me his
>>145122117He was trying to eat the fake eyelash which he thought was a caterpillar.Don't wear goofy stuff on your face
>>145125399Magpies are known for attacking people you goof
>>145125399I tell myself it's an avatar doing the morally just
>>145125399My face is goofy by itself, ion need no artifices of vanity for that
Arsenal: I'm not playing man united because, they've been disrespectful too many times. We've decided we'll just stay champion and play other teams we like.ErmWhat what what?
>>145121477Kek>do your thing twitterYeah everyone mock this retard for adopting black kids
>>145125452poofter
>>145125452What do we think of tottenham braza
>>145125452I don't enjoy this post lad mid-late 90s arsenal is the most soul UK footy has ever seen
HEEMINDER khabitch’s real dream was to play football but fazza forced him into mma
>>145125505you love Britain so much
>You guys are dumb simps, fight fairy has an old ass boyfriend named aaronlalux.. the wrinkle bag promotes her everywhere and even had Reddit posts about how his “Canadian partner” (fart fairy) and him were traveling and both got sick.. around the time she dropped videos saying “I’m traveling and sick as shit”.. this broad is making money for this old ass pervert from you guys, this dude has a gambling problem and posted that his tenants are suing him so now he puts his unemployed little fairy to stream for donations for them. I guarantee he’s the one in here dropping her name to make people go to her channel too. Pathetic
>>145125529That's the weirdest and perhaps loneliest reading of what I wrote. The reason it was soul is because a French man hired a lot of Dutch guys. Respectfully
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>>145125594The sight of Ari slithering across the stage gives me indigestion
>>145125594why is his head like that
From the screen to the ring to the Ben to the King!
>>145125594it's bad when a fat fuck neckbeard is the most looking person in that webm
>>145125594Based Ari
>>145125804I wanted to type "most normal looking person" but that works too, especially with Ari being in it
>>145122117I have a hatred for those magpie type birds the aussies and bongs have to deal with.Sometimes for enjoyment I watch the vids of drunk hooligans and crocodile dundee mfs catching them and heeming them into oblivion. It's a primal hatred. I would laugh if a bear, cat or spider ate her eye out, or if a kangaroo scratched her eyes out. But something about the birds make me wanna heem.
Jamahawls flat feet .webm
>magpie type birds>aussies and bongs have to deal withHow do they make people this hopelessly retarded I can barely understand how you are this dim they are on opposite sides of the planet you dumb fucking condom
>>145125465You don't even know what I'm taking about, fucking wastrel>>145125475I don't care about football, go to /foot/>>145125505Not even fin gets me today. I think I'm going to go back home then go back to Bed
The card looks decent. Why can't they put it in front of a crowd?
>>145125857Apologies b we can try again later I'll try to curb my autism next time I see arsenal mentioned in heem a general so clueless about football they assume Khabib can play
Does it get anymore grim than this?
Just found out De Ridder signed to the UFC, Bhatbros our response?
>>145125912de ridder is getting (meer)sharted on with a brutal off the back submission, as per tradition
>>145125874Lmao interim titles have lost all meaning. Just go full WWE and make an Intercontinental title as the runner up belt
>>145125950They should make the briefcase thing so Brock can swarm the octagon and heem Jon or Stipe after their fight
Khabitch should unretire just to duck TFerg one last time.
>>145103540>"Cobra Tate wasn't a good kickboxer"
>>145125998Didn't this faggot got buttraped in a Romanian jail?
chandler won
Did you buy your premium Baza's subscription yet, brazzas?
>>145125874well, Volk getting ktfo after calling for it I suppose
Dustin Porier sits down with Talk Tuah host Hailey Welch
>>145125998Tate was definitely a good fighter, but he spent his entire career in the C leagues of Kickboxing, never got anywhere near Glory or K1. It's like an MMA fighter never advancing past a promotion like LFA and still calling themselves a world champion
heem shitty
>>145125872
>>145126011Yeah bro, a 6'4 mountain of a man and his even bigger brother, both, life long martial artists had some sort of trouble while in jail..
>>145126049respect Cobra, he was a 4x World Champion across 2 weight classes and several promotions.
Volk vs a Dolk who wins?
>>145126056>>145126062he never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>145126019Finna make em watch some pragga U bangers
Any recommendations for the best seats to watch the fights at a live event? Going to go to UFC Tampa with my dad for the first time
>>145126083You have a dad? You have enough money to go to a UFC event? Get out of heem fakecel
>>145118662I don't like shitlia dicksuckia but this was based
>>145126083heem your dad lol
>>145126097based
>>145125874wait, has ilia already caused an interim title fight or is volk actually this CTE'd? water we dune hair b?
Jiri went 3 days without his elf bar when preparing for Alex II. Brutal
>>145126083Right behind the ring girls.
I bet you guys didn't know Mgbubu is fighting tomorrow.Who is his opponent?
>>145126284>Who is his opponent?a slightly more intelligent robelis despaigne
>>145126284Dude looks wide as fuck
>It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up>Everything is fucked, the apex card sucks>You don't really know why, but you wanna justify>heemin spammy's head off>Wedon't watch that crap here >and if you interact>Your life is on contract>Your best bet is to stay away, paki janny!(It's just one of those days)>It's all about the Heem said Sheem said bullshit>I THINK YOU BETTER QUIT>HEEMIN THAT MENG>OR YOU'LL BE LEAVIN IN A GAYNE CAGE>It's ALL about the Heem said Sheem said bullshit>I THINK YOU BETTER QUIT>HEEMIN THAT MENG>>I took a big schaub>it heemed my ass raw>and if my day keeps going this way I just might>heem somethin tonight>I took a big schaub>it heemed my ass raw>and if my day keeps going this way I just might>HEEM SOMETHIN TONIGHT*heems you>It's all about the Heem said Sheem said bullshit>I THINK YOU BETTER QUIT>HEEMIN THAT MENG>OR YOU'LL BE LEAVIN IN A GAYNE CAGE>It's ALL about the Heem said Sheem said BULLSHIT>I THINK YOU BETTER QUIT>HEEMIN THAT MENG
>>145119526youre eating a charcuterie board..?
>>145126333checked. who is that?Can he heem? Will he heem Big Ng?
Full Nelson is a better song b
>>145126430despaigne is the big taekwondo retard at heavyweight with 8 foot arms and zero ability to wrestle and negative fight iqferreira can heem but has fought literally only cans and then a washed Ryan Bader who was 30 pounds lighter than himunless ngubu's chin is completely cracked after the joshua fight i think he'll crush ferreira pretty easily
>>145126284Magumba is getting slepped no cap
imagine exclusively adopting black children as a white man and giving them names like "Hap" and "Ace". Torture.
Volkanovski vs Islam III has reportedly been booked for January.
I haven't had anxiety like this in years my life Is completely fucked again fuuuuck
>>145117023>split decision with Sal D'Amato judgingI wouldn't call that a fight b
>>145117023strickland vs jizzy
Do you think Dana should have signed little Julieta Martinez after she won on the contender series?
>>145126560oh fuck
Sometimes I goonSometimes I heemThe balance of lifeLies somewhere in between
>>145126620Truthfully I don’t give a shit
>>145120066>du plessi >Essi - izzE >izzE (izzy) = PDD
>>145126650No you moron he's talmbout p fifty the rap guy with the heem dungeons and baby oil
>>145126365>ZATdaddy pack a big hawlg. It will skin bobert's ass rawl. And if his days isnt going just right he might suck robs cock tonight! Not in gay haram way, thoughbeit.
>>145126667Yes. Izzy = Pdiddy of mma you blockhead.
>>145126718I don't know who either of those people are
>>145126030Baza's premium bamhole content
how do you pronounce Baza? “Bazza” or “Bah-za”? maybe it’s “Bay-za”
>diddy du pussyYeah I’m thinking Zatdaddy gapes him
Im better than all of you
Life feels emptier without a middling attractive wmma prospect to fawn over before she inevitably reveals she's awful
Molly McCann is fit
Molly has the face of a dachshund, be serious
>>145126929We call them sausage dogs here mate
>>145126929
>>145126903>Molly McCann is fitfit to be thrown in a trash compactor
its insane to me that people will unironically watch and take lucas tracy seriouslyhe knows literally nothing about the sport, makes retarded picks, and just generally talks like a fucking retard
Drunk kino
>>145126929>>145126943>>145126951i prefer the dog
>>145126943Here we call them badgerdogs but their name is dachshund
i'm hearing reports
>>145126951>>145126996Keep seeing double in these threads
is intelbong still a thinghave we had any good leaks lately
I imagine Molly says meng like khokh (gizzus ya khokh la') which seems a bit too hawk tuah to be sexy at least for me
>>145116258Why is Jones a goose?
>>145127021fraid not
>>145126985if you know that much, it means you watch him and take him seriously enough to analyze his takes
>>145127046Greatest Existing Ever, Seethe Englishman
>>145127046Or maybe Greatest Overall Obsession for Seething Englishmen
>>145126284>Who is his opponent?a guy who's bigger, younger, more active and that has a fresher chin. Nbu has no business being a favorite for this fight
>>145127046canada geese are the niggers of waterfowl
lou>>145127168>>145127168>>145127168>>145127168
>>145125006How did this guy become a popular actor? I don't even want to be bad to the lad. Is he someone's son?
>>145118044That's just Gaethje's usual brain damaged shambling combined with what he thinks is defence. Not the first time he's looked rocked by a shot that didn't even hit him.
>>145103540Kevin Gastellum?
>>145116047Thank you, Mr. President Trump. I believe you when you say that the election was stolen from you and that and that you didn't embezzle millions of dollars from your Trump foundation charity or scam your university students out of millions of dollars. I believe that.Also, who's your favorite female fighter? For me, it's Rose.
>>145118051Are we working the shoot, marks? I can't follow this. Do we think Max will win or no? I honestly have no idea. Should be a great fight.
>>145119526Those particle-board Wasa crackers are fantastic. Looks excellent 10/10 would eat.
>>145121900Wow. Sorry about your dad, anon.
>>145121477>insecure man lashing out when a nerve gets touchedExpected.
