louvious: >>145103540
First for Finland
>>145127159It's good you can admit it b they've taken over whole areas here and run gangs to keep the finnish birds out
I like this thread (in the sense of dislike)
>Enters the thread.
>>145127181yeah, they fucking suckif they werent a protected species i would go to the park and kill them with a machete every weekend
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
Heem heem heem... Another morning, another opportunity to hone my skills and sharpen my bladez -CSO-
realistically how close to the title does he get?
>>145127348he got 30-26'ed by fakredinov who's not especially good so any sean brady or similar wrestler murders him
>>145127348Makes the top 15 but not top 10
>>145127348Powerful IC9 energy on BB
ONE Friday Fights in 1 bong
^
>>145127412>>/pw/
>>145127348Gatekept by brother Jake
>>145127415few things more mentally ill than a White convert, sad.
K-1 is awesome.
>>145127415Mashallah Matthews
>>145127406>crap attackThat's what we call it when IC 3s, 4s and 6s come here
>>145127444that man looks bulgarian
>>145127348built for BBBBCB (Big Bryan "Butcher" Battle Championship Belt)
>>145127450I think the bulgaranon is german b
>>145127456
>>145127459I chuckled
>>145127459Nico Price has a similar mega Torso, I wish had the same. The thing is Niko barely has any power haha it doesn't make sense
>>145127415this guy has a bunch of vikang rune tattoos too. i wonder what it is that causes someone to latch on to cultures as though they were fashion statements like this. he is a little young for a mid life crisis, maybe CTE advances the brain age
>>145127168Can we stop pretending that the massive brapzilian PFL bum has a chance against Ngubu? He is just a really big can.
>>145127560We know that, some people have Ngub derangement
I watched gustafsson KO golver for 2938 times and what I learned is that topuria will absolutely heem holloway
>>145127620Glover Oliveira
WE ARE LIVE
>>145127348What race is this thing ?(I look like hem)
WE AREN'T WATCHING
>VE AREN’T VATCH-ACKKKKK
Nice handsome woman there
I for one am very intrigued by how Wumba Tumba will do against the Brazillian fighter in the PFL this weekend.
>>145127523Jamie pull up Randy Brown getting heemed by the Hybrid
>>145127716Jamie please don't pull up irrelevant stuff, you only answer to my commands
>>145127713>get heemed>ur child dies>get ridiculed >appear lost and confused on joe rogan podHe's getting killed
>>145127713I have a feeling nigganow is gonna wrestle
Soonfag fall down the stairs
>>145127741Bro should have stuck to being Ugandan Knuckles IRL.
>>145127739?
Bear DeGidio heems
Bro these Thai bum fights make me sick
Got my lunch money on aoyagi and superball today, let's go heemers and weemers
>>145127834WDWTCH chads vindicated again
>>145127751Soon?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>145127840well done lad
>>145127760I was just confused as to why you brought up some guy Randy Brown faught
>>145127899Thanks. It seems we are eating good today fellow ONEchads
>>145127929is alright b
>>145127892No ones watching lil pup.
fifty seventh for men's rights
>>145127713Mgumbo is going to obliterate that can. The guy isn't good at all, he is just a really big can. The attempt to hype this dude as some actual challenge for Ngombo is retarded.
>>145127523>>145127716>>145127739>>145127760>>145127929>>145127983
I feel like Jon Jones lives in Albuquerque only because he thought he could get away with crimes easier there
am I retarded or is the One livestream not on youtube?
didn't even know it's da lou fight week. i will now watch your apexslop
>>145128094You get it on sky or something shitri fka chadri has decided to punish us farang chads
ONE more thing I wont be watching
holy illegal heem
i don't know what time the PFL main card will be
>>145128196There's a countdown on there website. I just checked it.
>>145128212Care to share your findings?
>>145128094https://youtu.be/wQfIxw2zLTIyour retarded
Countdown to Ngannou getting heemed again?
>>145128226Probably never since poofl HWs are omegacans
Gas Powered Car
>>145128225Yeah asians can watch ONE but it's not available in Europe anymore
>>145128219Heh.
>>145127523Niko used to look good and then suddenly looked turbo washed up all of a sudden, around the time he fought Cerrone. I don't get what happened to him
>>145128236just imagine the car is driven by fereira
>>145128237my volvo was gas powered
dont these restrict blood flow?
>>145128280Yes but not in a meaningful manner t. medic
Clozafeces claims to be a "medic" but has never once called himself a doctor, that's how you know this doo changes dementia dookie diapers
>>145128280Thought this was a massive peach
>>145128335That's quite the gulf between Dr Shipman and Maryam the zero hour bedsheet changing IC4, how long have you been jobless b?
Sleeached
>>145128362Okay maryam
>>145128385My friends call me Fred you can call me Harold, Sanjay
Stop ducking Calvin
>>145128397Don't talk to him like that he's a rape victim.
>>145128258I'm not sure if he looked great, but he was explosive and dangerous (Janet would be proud of me, I'm really discussing MMA)
I mean Ive been the best poster in weem for multiple years, can I at least get an blowjob or sometjing
>>145128439Not a victim in his case he seems to love the idea and spams about it all day the disgusting freak>>145128452What's good lad? You watching ONE?
>>145128303It's crazy, one of the only anons who is actually a huge value and necessity to society get criticised for his career. That's a bizarro world, like strippers laughing at firefighters
superlek's father
Maybe feel down they're ashamed of their own paths
>>145127678brazilian aka nafri but with more portuguese (40% nafri 20% black 40%???) blood
>>145128212thanksit's later than i thoughti'm not sure i'll be watching
>>145128487IC4 doesn't have the capacity for shame or he'd have heemed himself a long time ago
Racist hours? Ill come back when you guys are gone. Peace.
>>145128487I would be if I got paid minimum wage to wipe Parkinson patient pekka’s putrid poopies
>clozzy says he's a medic nowthought you worked with food b?
>>145128547
>>145128552By “food” he meant old man dingleberries
Tom reddit about to watch from the sidelines like bongs watch their kids getting the machete
>>145128527y'welcome b I'll give you a qrd post card
Tom's second defense will be to stipe
Colby/Buckley is the fight to make.
>>145128303Tranny medic?
https://x.com/onechampionship/status/1847277815433163229?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQhttps://x.com/grabaka_hitman/status/1847282349345571273?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQSOCCER KICK ZEEEEEEEEEEEM
Stop enjoying this right now
>>145128590jailton*
>>145128636Stop the foight, ref!
people say rules defend grapplers but they really defend jiu jitsu guys if you could soccer kick guys in the nuts bjj would be abandoned in all major gyms as a waste of time
>>145128670oh you're esl, now it makes sense
>>145128678why would that make logic suddenly work for you?
Ngannou will seem
>>145128700Seem like a can after he gets whooped.
>>145128658Hamza comes out subs the number 15 guy and he's at 8 I heem the number 1 guy at lightweight and get placed at number 10 I talked with King Green about it got a new gameplan.-Max "Alhamdulilah" Holloway
HEEM
That 16 year old just got weemed
Jawmawhawl Hill has truly lost the plot.
>>145128370>Sheena Bathorynice
>>145128761He insists on making that strange face
BAAAAAHHHT
>>145128765>Sheena — who comes from a family of accomplished Judo athletes — began her training at 5-years-old and racked up several championships over the years.>She began competing in freestyle wrestling at age 20 and quickly became one of the best in Hungary.
they way pereira is getting dickrode for defending his belt three whole times in one year really speaks to the absolute and utter state of this sport in 2024
>>145128789>judo-protege >does slap fighting
>>145128789>resorting to this slap shitgrim
>16 year old gets heemed>17 year old about to get heemedthis feels wrong
>>145128800How many times does he have to defend for you to be impressed?
>>145127556Getting bullied as a kid and desperately wanting to belong to a group makes you do these kind of things.
>>145128808Chatmeister likes them young
Rakic will prove that there are levels to this game
this nigga really called thailandlek
>>145128789>resorting to this slap shitbased
>>145128829I would not be surprised actually light heavyweight is a crapshoot.
>>145127205Did he really just walk around with an unlit, uncut cigar in his mouth?
>>145128852You gonna do somethin about it?
>>145128829And he’s on the bottom one
>>145128852yeah and he blew imaginary smoke too
>>145127556He'll be due for a tradcath/orthodox arc in a couple of years.
>>145128878aren't we all b?
>>145127673It's so clear that japs are the only orientals with souls
>Battle of the Giants: Ngannou vs Ferreira | COLD OPEN>PFL MMA>3 days ago>32K views
>>145128893not ngannous son
>searches my folder for the perfect bugwoman avatar image to attach to my mixed martial arts related post
>>145128899I didn't even know he was sick...
Only 2 losses on WW top 5 recent form, and they are both to the champ Belal.
>>145128898N-not the views!
>>145128911Can't believe the champ beat two people in the top 5, wtf?
>>145127741If francis returns to his based tard swinging roots he will probably win. If he pulls a McGregor and thinks taking two years out to be an easy win for a boxer somehow made his striking elite level, he will lose a tedious decision. If he humps like he did against Gane he will get finished.
>>145128025Ngubu is 65 years old
>>145128917He's only been champ for 1 fight.The point was more that nobody else has beat them. They should maybe fight each other or something.
>>145128923If he wrestles he’ll win easily. You must’ve forgot how shit HW really is
remember that nigga they said was 22 years of age on DWCS yeah turns out he's 34
Not many people can say they were around during the T-Wood Era.
>>145128906where is it then
>>145128960Which one?
>>145128960Good. All old niggas should lie about their age. You can become champ at 45 in MMA, but they will be gatekept arbitrarily by "scouters".
>>145128971idk one of them maybe both
>>145128944belal vs shavkat and machado vs brady are already bookedjdm is recovering from an injury and leon from all the damage he took in the belal fight
Spammy bong? He's an insufferable mentally and physically disabled loser with no job, no car, no friends, no money, no girlfriend, and no future. Nobody likes him on account of being a niggerfaggot all the time.
Madame Xneed when Xhe makes a steatorrhea stinky:
>>145128597Realistically speaking, what can Colby do to shake off his KWABed image post Edwards "fight"?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Wow what do you know, hes still here! What a coincidence.
>>145128983>>145128993don't start this shit again
>>145129011This shit as in the steatorrhea currently dripping out of Madame’s skirt onto xer skateboard?
>>145128996He doesn't even need a win for a shot at Belal, he just has to be ready.
>>145128761Getting humiliated the way he was on the biggest card ever had disastrous consequences for his mental state
>YOU CANT EVEN WALK!
>first post upon entering the MMA general thread is about "spammy"Xhe's obsessed.
>Joe...Joe he's hurt baaad man, he still can't stand
>>145128800No one has ever done more than that and he still has two and a half months to spare.
Typical attention seeking woman.
>>145128898Dana runs botfarms in india.
>>145128822That should be the standard not the exception
>>145128865That completely changes my opinion on it and it is in fact based
>schaub sisters, how do we recover
>>145128800Good shit dude, you found a way to bitch about something good happening.
>>145129036Me to Madame Xneed after xhe gets prolapsed by poodle penis
>>145128958Not in 2024. He has no knees, no cardio, no hope.
>>145129077Anything happen recently that made him say this? I haven't been following that white boy that works too hard recently.
still wondering how schaubkat got a title fight before garry
Belal get pregnant plap
>>145129100He had no knees when he ragdolled shartne, they’ve been fixed for a while
>>145129110Oh because he beat higher ranked opponents more dominantly.
Aye Joe, Aye.I said this doo still can't stand up..
>>145129107no idea, last thing i saw from schaub was him talking about carwin's cte
>>145129110He finishes fights
mma
>>145129124>he beat higher ranked opponentsuntrue>more dominantlyuntrue
>>145129076I think Jamahawl Hill skill-wise might be the worst champion in modern UFC history>start training MMA in his mid 20s>beat up some unranked bums>touched Johnny Walker's porcelain chin>beat ancient no knees Santos who was on a 4 loss skid outside of beating the very same Johnny Walker>took the 42 year old corpse of Glover Texeira to a decision for the belt
>>145129145manga name?
>>145129149Both of those things are true. Ian Garry lost to Geoff Neal
>>145129076Well he is right, they aren't on the same level.
>>145129158Kurodesh Ni Bankai
>>145129152Will the rift left by Jon Jones ever be filled
Is there any reason whatsoever to watch the fights tomorrow?
>>145129160And mvpoo
>>145129168ain't no japanese words ending in "-sh" whiteboy
>>145129175Yes but I won’t tell you
>>145129175Despaigne/Lane will be goof kino Almabayev first real test Rob Font is always fun Main event at least has some stakes in its divisionNgannou should heem brutally so that'll be fun
Next 2 weeks are nothing but bangers im so happy
>>145129189Apologies, Kurodesuu~ Ni No Bankai
>>145129271fuck you
Was ONE any good?
>>145129288We don’t watch that crap
Ninabros....... i dont feel so good
>>145129145>tranime >woman cuck tier advice Hang yourself
>>145129297Martial Arts? We watch Martial Arts here.
>>145128911Beside Belal and Leon, those guys are just top 5 by default since the other top guys are old.Shavkat, Garry, JDM and Brady have a combined 0 good wins.
>>145129326sorry frenchie i cant take anything you say serious
>>145129302>no one watched a Kayla Harrison interview WTF!?
>>145129288still on b, plenty heems and zeems as usual
dawn davis is the don of mma
>>145129346>simpus activato
>>145129302>>145129346WDWTCH
>>145129346Does she let you watch sometimes at least
>>145129346You've set the 'cord troons off now
>>145129158idk, it's probably not worth reading
>>145129381Does she send a fully clothed pic every once in a while for you at least
>>145129302this is not simping>>145129346this is simping
>>145129365>>145129371>>145129409Disingenuous arguments are for retards. She's still terrible regardless of view count. In fact, in general the more people that like something the shittier it is, so an epic le heckin ratio is not the own reddit thinks it is.
>>145129422Textbook cope post.
>>145129422Does she let you clean the cum up at least
I cannot believe that a fighter interview would get more views than a fat guy talking about fighters.
>>145129422greennig faggot
>>145129346also>4 days on guru vid>13 days on ninagurus getting more views
heeminder ngannou vs that guy for the mma HW lineal title this weekend
>>145129450fury already has that b
>>145129450Hope Renan wins and then gets signed by Dana so it can be brought home before Stipe retires.
First asian male champ this year. Inshallah
i forgot fury beat ngannou so the lineal champ is actually that little russian guy not dubois
>>145129428Ugh, ikr?
>>145129467>petr yan
>>145129336Why didn’t you watch it then?
>>145129474fr fr
>>145129448THE views?
>>145129483hoooooooly
ngannou beat fury then lost to ajlineal heavyweight champion is unironically daniel dubois
>>145129497Those were boxing matches, not fights.
"lineal" belts are pillowpoofter shit
>>145128533Kek that genuinely made me laugh
>>145129510What about Interim belts?
>>145129488yeah the views, the most important thing on the internet
>>145129505Dubois is the lineal heavyweight boxing champion, since he beat AJ, who beat Ngannou, who beat Fury.
>>145129520Only the BMF belt matter b.
>>145129536he is the mma and boxing lineal championngannou transferred both sad!
>>145129536Those were boxing matches, not fights.
logan paul is the lineal lightweight champion
beastlal is the lineal bmf champion of the world
I'd like to lineal FightFairy's championship iykwim
>>145129563yeah, and Francis beat Fury in a boxing match
>>145128773He's so posh, I bet that's the face he makes when he pays for his £600 decades old wine
>>145129574Trvke
>>145129580Okay.
For me, it's Superball Wankhongohm MBK.
>>145129582He should go for the Chris Eubank Sr approach, no use looking like that when you sound like Jamahal
>>145129593For you it's the job center you workshy wastrel
mma matches are not fights either
saying dubois is the lineal MMA heavyweight champ is like saying a world darts champion lost his title in a tennis match
ngubxisters…
So many "MMA fans" are actually just UFC fans masquerading as being fans of the sport. So many people on here don't bother to even pirate these events and would instead rather watch and complain about watered down Apex UFC card #100.Despite how big this show is and how potentially important it is to the landscape of MMA it could be, posts on the card get what? Fifty replies? A hundred at best? Meanwhile, random UFC fight announcements get the same number to twice as many replies and random stupid comments on a weekly basis from Dana get five times the replies.Saturday, there's a chance for people to make a difference for once by buying the PPV. Is it cheap? No, it's not. In my opinion the price is outrageous if you don't already have ESPN+ or DAZN's service. For me, I don't have ESPN+ so it was 67 dollars. If you already have ESPN+ because of UFC it's around 49.99. Yet I still paid because I want this to succeed and admittedly, I have some extra money right now to do so.If you want change in UFC and you want the sport of MMA to flourish, then buy the PPV. It's a chance to make your voice heard by looking at an alternative and giving them your time and money. If you actually buy UFC cards, skip buying one or two to make the difference. If you can't afford the PPV at all, then I understand times are tough. But support the show in the ways you can.There's so much more to MMA than just UFC.
>>145129667Cassius Clay lost to a professional wrestler under mma rules cope seethe and dilate pillowpoof
>>145129601The forbidden technique
PFL is absolute dogshit and deserves to fail.
>>145129701This but ONE
mick parkin bloat goat
>>145129685how bout i'm buying none of em
>>145129679This gigahue looks like a samoan
The new MMA heavyweight lineage should start with Mick Parkin
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Masterclass Mick Prachnio Parkin.
>>145129685you should buy an extra ppv on my behalf since I steal themthanks bro we will make changes together
Would you flood Dana’s bung pipe?
>>145129710Still upset about your fellow pakistani getting smashed?
>>145129746
>>145129756Surely they reject him back home for being a poof that lives the comfy life on benefits
Paddy looking fat as fuck
for me it is slap fighting championship aka the premier slap league headed by business savant fight promoter dana white
>>145129782That's Pat
>>145129756bapa nobody knows who ya talmbout (we don't watch)
>hey bro I'm from Hawaii and pineapple goes on pizz-ACKSOON
>>145129791I'll support Power Slap because it's Dana without Ari.
>>145129782his bulks between fights are making him unstoppable
>bruhwithin reach
>>145129805Talmbout my boy the White Pussy Heemer?
>>145129805post how this fight ended leaf
>>145129799
>>145129805>those riblets >that fade Sheesh my boy is kino incarnated
>>145129685>There's so much more to MMA than just UFC.Yeah but we don't watch that crap.
Max Holloway at lightweight>beats the #2 ranked guy from pillar to post, heems him dead at the last secondIlia Topuria at lightweight>life and death with an unranked shitter, nearly decapitated
max better watch out man that counter left is a missile
>>145129837they are fighting for the featherweight title
>>145129799>Send him to the shadow realm.
>>145129837now do them vs volk
>>145129831>t.
>>145129831This is the /heem/ consensus
chamiv was really getting lit up by wobblestone cobblestone ossman
>>145129878Excellent image
>>145129861max won like 7 rounds against volk, arturio won 0
turdporia was the first guy to beat volk since islam did it a month prior
>>145129903
Khamzat Chimaev at welterweight>undefeatedReddit Rob at welterweight >battered by Court Mcgee and Zeemed by Wonderpedo
>>145129878Am i supposed to know who that is?
>>145129908>rounds how about fights?
>>145129914not a good message, should have said you crashed it while drunk driving or something
>>145129918If you want to ask who it is you can simply do so.
>>145129903Islam tko'd volk with a headkick after 6 rounds and a week notice fight.Topuria schaubrealm'd volk in 2 rounds.
>>145129957Yeah but I don't want to.
>>145129981I would never deny you your journey b stay peachy
>>145129914What a cheeky sow
HEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
toporio needs 36andme can't decide if he's spanish georgian or german
Knucklemania V: McGregor vs Perry
>>145129969Why are you bragging about Topuria getting sloppy seconds
Mountain Caucasians > Poocific islanders
alheemdulillah
johnny eblen vs fabian edwards 2 tomorrow
Literally everyone else > Pookistanis
>>145130074Thank you for finally admitting it
Ilia is not going to crack the coconut. His only hope is to sniff and I seriously doubt he has five rounds of that in him.
>>145130072don't rate this jabroni. got tooled up when he faced (low) UFC tier competition
>>145130072talmbout johnny “findom” eblen?
Neither Pakis or Anglos are good fighters BUT the pakis did win the race war
How many strikes has Max Holloway taken to the head in training and fights, and how much will that effect him in a few years?
>>145130085Ilia is a better boxer than hollowreddit
>>145130099Not what I claimed.
The best fighter on planet earth is a White Brit.
>>145130095CTE isn't real according to bjpenn.com (yes I trust the experts)
>>145130095Max is rolling with most of the strikesThe strike counts are a bit misleading, his defense is actually rather good
>>145130108>His only hope is to sniffIf you know Ilia is a better and more powerful boxer, why did you reach this conclusion?
the educated boxing of ilia toporia
>>145130113
>>145130095we'll find out october 26!
>>145130126Because he's going to get outstruck and not get knockdowns. He doesn't have enough to crack the coconut. If he tries to stay standing, he will lose on scorecards.
>>145130156>Because he's going to get outstrucknumerically maybe, but he will land the bigger damage
>>145129145You can't seriously believe that. Appearance is an illusion.
>>145130176Won't matter at a certain point.
>>145130095the hawaiian diet is full of saturated fats so these guys have innate protection against meme cte
topuria resorted to recklessly running forward & flailing hooks because he was a combination away from getting tko'd by withered volk, halfway through the 2nd round
>>145130207Then what happened?
>>145130218he hit jackpot against a compromised 35 year old opponent
>>145130201Let's be real it's not like you'd notice in places like that anyway
>>145130229Now he's fighting another compromised CTE opponent, lucky him
>>145130246an opponent so compromised he's on a 3 fight winstreak
>>145130256a winstreak against other washed CTE bums
FACT: Nick Diaz 30-26s Belal
>>145130262arnold allen was on a 12 fight winstreak when he fought max
>>145130291>I've got some pride.>posts screenshots of himself fumbling walled single mums on tindr
>>145130291You're pathetic
Just when you thought we’d reached peak Apex Dana gives us a card like tomorrow. Wow.
>>145130336fake quote
>>145130312Why? I stood up for myself. I canceled
>>145130336Duckreira just flew over my house
>>145130291Ignore spams on a vpn he's trying something weird again, better luck next time she seems stuck up
>>145130312
>I will strike.shartkalaev has already conceded defeat
Ankalaev will never be UFC LHW champion
>>145130306Wah? She's 27 you sad little man, you'll say anything to make me look bad. I'm open to showing when I lose, that should tell you something. I could give evidence of all my food times but that's not my style. I'm a man of the people, not a scumbag like you
>>145130346Haha I thought you were harsh today. I stated to think maybe I need a kick up the Bum, as your judgement is usually good haha
>>145130386>>145130395Circles this is an MMA general.
>>145130386Tbf she looks like a 40 year old with 20 extra kilos on her b
>>145130395I'm going to dip out the thread spams is up to something nefarious again and I cba to see what off to /ck/
>I don't like how you talk about me so I'm not giving you a title fight Merab and Pereira aren't real champions
>Dana tells Umar to finish a fight if he wants a title match>This is Merab's fault somehow
>>145130128
heeminder ilia topuria has never thrown a body or head kick in his ufc career
>>145130492oof, rough
>>145130492You're not replying to me btw be wary lad, I'm out of this thread before he starts doing his nonce/gay roleplay for more screenshots again
>>145130512>that guy got gigazeemed by jeremy stephens (most losses in ufc history)topuria's power is a meme
>>145130492Bruh. Ya dodged a bullet there, playa.
you would not last against my zone of death
>>145130492you can grate her heel for some parmesan
>>145130538Jeremiah Etienne woulda weemed Topiaria, caz.
>>145130479i hate them so muchdana is a faggot for enabling this behavior too
>>145130538>topuria's power is a meme
alex pereira has been calling out ankalaev for the better part of a year nowankalaev declined to fight pereria at ufc 300
>>145130538hardest hitting 145
>>145130628No he hasn't
Uppercutting THE dawg sub-edition
>>145130639who da fook is dat guy xD
>>145130497Dana has repeatedly said that Umar has the title shotThe only person who has been an obstacle for the fight is Merab
ilia is essentially shit
Ngumbo
Skip, skip, skip to da Lou
>>145130601rest in peace jai herbert
>>145130661OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>145130661dawgsisters...
>>145130708Paw-tect yourself at all times b
>>145130655yes he has, several times he's said he wants to test his ground game against ankalaevthing is ankalaev is going to strike with him
chances of this hitting?
>>145130737Proof?
currently
chances of maycee becooming champ?
poomar vs chang isn't even signed btw
>>145130449Nice, I didn't know you visit there. That's a gentleman's Board
>>145130737>thing is ankalaev is going to strike with himkek lmao even he's gonna feel chama power and will panic wrestle like the inbreed mountain goat fucker he is, truly don't know where this "he's gonna strike with him" meme came from even Josh Thomson was babbling about that
>>145130825>truly don't know where this "he's gonna strike with him" meme came fromstraight from ankalaev himself you goof, every time he talks about the fight he says he'll strike with him and knock him out
ankalaev would be good if he moved to Canada like Beterbiev, they'd hand him the title then.
>>145130739I like it
>>145129189How do they tell someone to be quiet
Could you heem a kangaroo?
Resident lobotomites pretending they kick any women below 10/10 out of Bed. Classic kek
>>145130890>You're not offending me you know, quite the opposite, you're making me feel betterThat's the point, retard. She looks like an overall nasty person to be with.
>>145130927resident Chad here, women are to be respected..... psyche
>>145130932No it wasn't, the >oof how desperate can you be, I'd NEVER go with a girl like her, 1/10, I can do away betterAre a standard here. And it's definitely done to make you feel bad. For me it's all entertainment though. Even McGregor knows you need these slags from time to time unless something much better isn't at your house already.Sad
Yeah, post psyche nigguh
I'm a heemers' heemer
>>145130972MMA?
Fuck I can't delete all my posts, I'm going to get banned again :(
>>145130993Go ahead then
>>145130993
>>145130988you a real one b?
>>145130890what are you mad about? I commented on her appearance. You're very insecure.
>>145131054hardest hitting 365lbs'er in here
>>145131081What are you talking about? I'm not mad because I like her, just. I'm not going to pretend she's ugly just because it didn't work out, that's a losers way of carrying yourself
U-G-L-Y She ain't got no alibiShe Ugly
What’s the best vegetable for heeling power?
>>145127168RENNY ROO RENNY ROOFRAUD CHECKING FRANSHITS IS WHAT HE'LL DO
>>145131172sasquatches
fat lil frank got gigamogged
>>145127560>He is just a really big can.Yeah niggbumu sucks
>>145131172beans
heeminder it’s only been 224 days since Francis ngannou got heemed so bad he needed oxygen
>>145131246that was boxing though, heemings do not carry over different sports
ngannou still won the war against dana
>>145131260True. No matter what gubu already won
>>145131260>won the warhe's a pawn. an ant. a grain of sand in the nigerian mines.
da Lou gangster flushed mokaev so bad
>>145131313Why do you have to be antisemitic?
>>145131313Its called setting a precedent
I am not a fan of Israel
Prime sergei heems prime gubu
>>145131359fuck israel
>>145127168HUH?
>>145131403Ever heard of socks, chang?
>>145131341go lose in boxing to make a buck? he didn't invent that, conor did it with 10x the results.
Chama!
Spammy? Full-blown niggerfaggotcel I'm afraid, tough draw on that hand.
>>145131410Socks turn black people white?
>>145131403I'm telling you, young Jeezy beats everyone bellow lightweight, and some lightweights
>>145131429and goobs didn’t even have to sacrifice his child, levels
>>145131467Thaaaasss riiiigggght
>>145131481Yeaaa boyyy, I was hoping you'd make an appearance
>>145131429He made tens of millions of dollars outside the ufc, without even 1% of conors drawing power. Clear as day precedent set
>>145131493That poster has sex with biological males
>>145131403timberlands are pretty standard in the lou
>>145130895damare!
I went from old school Chuck's, to drop-top Sneed'sYou couldn't walk a mile off in my Feed and SeedAnd you ain't did what I didIf you from where I'm from you gotta reap what ya sowYeah I'm sneedin on em, sneeden on em and if we get to fight them I'm chuckin on em
What do you call a british UFC fighter?A fucking bum piece of shit
Rent free :)
>>145129189Goosh goosh
Imagine actually living in England your whole life. Most of the world went to war and won for the right to NOT do that, but some sad bastards are still ruled by those Anglo mutts. Grim. Dire, even.
so what are we doing tonight? not going out because I hate people
Any MMA fans in this thread? Anyone here wanna discuss MMA?
>>145131621Are there a lot of brits in your neighborhood or something?
At least cuck-island is still preferable to whatever other 3rd world hellholes exist outside or America, I wouldn't know coz I won the birth lottery and was born in a beautiful majority white middle class area or a wonderful beach town on the east coast. Sucks 2 suck, I'd imagine.
>>145131621y'looking at it b
>>145131633>I won the birth lottery and was born in a beautiful majority white middle class area or a wonderful beach town on the east coastso which is it?
Of*Dont start with me I'll hurt you fuckin bad kid.
>not directly replying to a german confused by a typoStory loss, that was 100% authentic confusion not an effort to deride.
oh wow its sneed
Just took a massive England in the British Empire
>>145131674First, mind your own.Second. I typed that first and auto posted after the cooldown, never saw the German. It was a preemptive corrective action and fair warning.
What do you call a Swedish fighter?An arab.
>>145131739BEASTram? BEASTram is no arab
What do you say to a British fighter?"Hey, wake up. You alright? How many fingers am I holding up?"(the bum piece of shit got heemed)
>>145131738I will reconsider the rating for that key but understand that this reply will also factor in to the final evaluation.
Isn't Sweden way whiter than England by absolutely all conceivable metrics and also currently enjoying unprecedented economic prosperity unilaterally as a result of natural resource productivity boosting their overall currency globally and stimulating the economy?
>
By Jon Jones!
would you? i would
>>145131792Leave this fight to those who can deal with the brits, go back to spamming matgeek webms somewhere
is it okay if I go watch a movie now?
>>145131812Depends. What movie?
>>145131807By Jove!
I don't even like movies. Might play some league of legends (as I been known to do)
>>145131812tell us the fucking movie already holy shit
>>145131824The Brown Bunny
By the stars in the octagon! (Jon Jones, Alex Pereira, Conor McGregor etc..)
>>145131882Kek
>>145131880Oh we definitely watch that shit here b
Depends, brown bunny, a german who shits himself.The joke is right there but I can't think of it. Damn
By Dana of White!
>>145129915volk can not heemalso all back of the head elbows. those actually get enforced and overturned (see cody brundage)
>>145131914>>145131914>>145131914
>>145129695Jobhammad Canli was washed at that point.
>>145129467>half asian/mongoloid>european paternal dna
>>145131807That reminds me, I've got to watch Mielensäpahoittajan Rakkaustarina, thanks
>>145131880Typical
