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News
Utah clinches #1 seed in Western Conference
Islanders lost
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>>145194869
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not a god damned post worth reading in the previous thread
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>>145207142
cept bud1 that is
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My penguins ):
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>>145207142
>has to run away like a bitch and post about it here

what a pussy you are
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>>145207168
run away from what I just got here
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>>145207142
Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.
Goodbye.

36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
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>>145207127
fuck off I got work to do
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Flames and Islanders
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>>145207142
Why don't you shut the fuck up and let someone with a brain talk? Smokes let's go. Lets go
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>>145207142
i didn't grace it's presence so makes sense
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>>145207194
chads and cucks
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>>145207282
kek
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>>145207127
i really like this pepperoni. reser makes more than potato salad. no idea why the bull is holding a bullet.
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I'm not good with thread personalities
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NASHVILLE AND KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
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>>145207352
>randy is just randy
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>passed out
>woke up at 10:50
>made it to liquor store before 11
>cashier asked me about doing coke

still got 12 colt 45s
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I should really stop during my day and always remember to take a nice long laugh about Nashville
>0 points
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>>145207420
me in the back with my hands in my pockets
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Kevin Nashville got gashed and bashed in the autumn of 2024
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>>145207352
>takagi
i laughed
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>>145207409
this is just a made-up story for /hoc/, right?
people don't actually live like this, right?
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>>145207451
you've never passed out and then woke up and started drinking again?
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>>145207451
sneslife
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>>145207479
I just don't get how people can even sustain being drunk. It's not even fun.
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>>145207496
It's the best
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This line always gets me.
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>>145207479
I don't drink alcohol, so no.
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>>145207504
it sucks, its not fun, it makes you feel like shit, it makes you feel like even more shit the next day. there are so many other better drugs to take than alcohol
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>>145207522
wow that sucks
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>>145207530
why
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>>145207526
i bet you get them free from the government too
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my clubbies
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>>145207533
free drugs from the government? what a world!
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>>145207635
nuckies fans get free dillies
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>>145207770
no dilly?
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>I gave them my cringiest
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>>145207955
Damn, why did he quit?
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Bulju is on a 5 game point streak
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>>145208078
>it's real
the era of man has come to an end
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>>145207526
>>145207504
How alcohol affects you is mostly genetic, some get a great high from it, others not so much.

You general find in alcoholics that the more they drink -> the "better" they feel

Some people plateu much earlier and start feeling nauseous/sleepy instead.
I'm the firt type, which is also why I'm on a dangerous curve of drinking every day.
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Asking is also genetic
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Awake but at what cost?
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>>145208550
Gary determines the price
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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bud1?
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> Craig Berube wants to see more out of Pontus Holmberg and challenged him to be better
Jen, attacking the bottom of the roster, as ever. What a surprise.

>laffs
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>>145208779
>IN THIS HOUSEHOLD BRIAN BURKE IS A SAINT, END OF DISCUSSION
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>>145208817
well done fnatics
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>>145208776
Pens really are a boomer team
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>>145208550
Whatever a12 of Colt 45 is going for right now.
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Why are there so many trannies in kraken fanbase?
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>>145209221
get over it.
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>>145208776
>24.88
one 10 off from being the most based team
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>>145209221
where do i find a kraken gf(male)?
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>racism is based
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He is dangerously close to being vindicated. Also wtf is Torts doing
>“John Tortorella was nice enough to ask me if I wanted to watch a couple of his practices,” Woodcroft said. “The benefit of doing that was seeing how somebody else does something. … He is legendary for having these ultra-difficult-but-highly-productive training camps.
>“To go there and just watch how he went about his business and how his team went about its business, for me I learned a lot.”
So Torts has been inviting Woodcraft AND Johnny Gaudreau‘s Dad to practices like what is he up to?
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back to r/canada, chud
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>>145209144
One of these days I’ll click in with 4loko in my bottle
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>>145209347
Probably trying to shake his image of being an angry retard
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Just took a fishy marner
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>>145209347
Nobody alive needs facial hair more than Woodcroft. Like even a goatee or just the bottom of one, whatever that's called.
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>>145207562
Smiling is sinful in their religion
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>>145208817
How much did they bribe Gary to make jerseys?
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>>145208779
The Jeet restaurant in the background really completes the image
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Only one (1) shit game tonight
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>>145209604
Tomorrow will be better
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>>145209694
Unfortunately the day after that there’s only one game and it’s flyers vs caps.
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>>145209694
There are too many games for me to focus on one
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>>145209705
There are 6 I will be watching
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>>145209713
Which ones? I’ll watch Tampa vs New Jersey
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>>145209727
>Tampa/NJ
>Dal/Buf
>Rags/Habs
>Boston/Nash
>Col/Sea
>Carolina/edmonton
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>>145209297
what's so good about 34.88?
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>>145209749
>Dal/Buf
why?
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>>145209754
because you're a faggot and you like it when penis is inside of you
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>>145209749
Wow there's so many battle of the retards tonighy
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>>145209749
Surely Nashville win eventually
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>>145209754
Supporting my boy Stanky simple as
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>>145209694
surely my wingies won't lose to my islanders
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>>145209766
I’m gonna guess when they play the Blackhawks maybe
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>>145209789
So this Friday
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>>145209802
Yes that’s my guess
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Tried Wingstop last night.

Was seriously disappointing
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guess this
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more like wingslop lol
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more like didn't ask
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more like telling anyway
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Two teams remain. Which one will be the last one standing on the KWAB mountain?
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project 2025 should gulag all didn't ask posters
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>>145210060
Sharks will beat the ducks
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>>145210060
do you think Stamkos regrets it?
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>>145210102
Tampa kicked him out
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Duclair seems like such an unlucky player. At least he got Lou to pay him
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>>145210106
Yes, but do you think he regrets signing with Nashville
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>>145210175
Probably not. He has to know that his glory days are passed him
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Trust the trotzplan
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>>145207142
Cope
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>>145207352
Jen
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>>145210248
>trust the clonazepam
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Disregard anything posted above this post as it was posted by retards probably.

The thread begins NOW
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For my birthday this year I would like 1 Finnish wife please
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that's a big finn...
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I'm at the Tim Hortons
I'm at the Wendy's
I'm at the combination Tim Hortons and Wendy's
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>>145210582
what's in the middle
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>>145210582
You can mix your coffee with a frostys
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>>145208817
That's so fucking disrespectful I wouldn't even step foot on the ice until it was corrected.
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>>145209221
proof?
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>>145210615
wow. ego much?
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>>145210650
It's not a matter of ego, your name is one of the very few things in this world that is truly /yours/. The least an equipment manager can do is ensure the fucking names are spelled correctly. If somebody noticed that and he still played in it, then that is unbelievably disrespectful.
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>>145210684
i think you need to get over yourself, pal.
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>>145210684
Shit happens lol. Maybe a little bit surprising to see it with an established player though
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>>145210595
A liminal zone
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>vanecek
>established player
32 team league moment. thanks, gary.
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>>145210684
the universe doesn't have a centre. and if it did, it most certainly would not be you.
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>>145210684
You’re absolutely right _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>145210684
I agree. That is equipment that isn't properly managed. They should have more than one jersey too, did they spell it wrong on all of them? Plus I've seen videos of them heatpressing or sewing shit to jerseys during games, they couldn't fix that?
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>>145210582
The lady that runs that location is mentally unstable. Its worth the wait for the food though
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>one shit game tonight

Worse than off-season if you'll allow me to open and honest with you.
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It's not a matter of ego, your tripcode is one of the very few things in this world that is truly /yours/. The least a janny can do is ensure the fucking names are spelled correctly. If somebody noticed that and he still posted in it, then that is unbelievably disrespectful.
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>>145210919
jen jen
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>>145210543
>random retarded tats
yup it's modern women time
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>no one else likes the blue n white bowl
truly alone on this earth...
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only one good game tonight
thanks, gary
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16 shit games tomorrow
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i've started listening to the games on radio instead of watching them on my tv or computer.
it's very relaxing.
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i will not watch the game tonight
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>>145211043
Agreed. Love going on night drives while I listen to games.
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Without looking, guess the game tonight that people are calling dogshit
>Columbus vs Utah
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>>145211043
/hoc/ really is a 30+ boomer general
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Laffs will embarass themselves again tonight
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these new captchas are staring to rustle my jimmies
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>>145211139
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>>145211142
jlmi
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>>145209694
kraken will shock the world.
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I smoke a lot of fuckin weed. Nothing wrong with that. I post in a lot of /hoc/ threads too. Nothing fuckin wrong with that either. Randy and Janhey need to chill the fuck out
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>4000x3501
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>>145210709
That's where Pierre Engvall is
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>>145211139
hell yea
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>>145211043
radio is just a better way to experience sports. the radio guys do better commentary, and sports should be something you only give about 1/3 of your attention to.
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>Fun fact, as a part of the end of the bankruptcy process, I think it's today that Bally Sports Network is re-branding as "FanDuel Sports Network", with gambling being the central focus of every broadcast.
So no change then.
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>>145211219
cheers
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>>145211219
Its the way it used to be done. This and highlight videos still make up like 70% of my sports viewing
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bud1
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>>145211294
What about balding Youtubers screaming about how they should fire the coach
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>>145211219
For football, baseball, and soccer, I agree, but hockey is too fast these days to make a truly good sports broadcast
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>>145211333
Im a laughhawks and white sox fan. No amount of rants could possibly make me want to kill myself even more than I already want to.

Also screw these new captchas
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>>145211333
kino
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just made some coffee, lads
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Anthony Stolarz - starter
Dennis Hildeby

<elephants.jpg>
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hopefully bud made you coffee the morning after he raped you
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>>145211488
kwab
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I need a quick lore recap
Who got raped?
What did bud win?
Who is dylan? Who is samir?
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What you need, is a life.
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>>145211525
Lurk moar new fag
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Excited for Tuesday because all of my teams are playing :)
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>>145211525
so you don't know
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>>145211545
Retard
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>>145211530
puzzling comma placement
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>>145211163
I hate that they’re not aligned
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>goldBERG
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>>145211584
Takes one to know one
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>>145211600
Cope
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>>145211598
https://x.com/JamieErdahl/status/1846558863383998853
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hoc lore: bud (fat weeb) raped trb (fat retard)
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just got back from planet retard, where they struggle with captchas
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>>145211629
maybe on planet rape
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>>145211637
And commas
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planet retard rape
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>>145211139
There is nothing that makes me feel like more of a boomer than sports radio does. Just endless ads for cancer treatment, boner pills, testosterone shit, and divorce lawyers.
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you guys really shouldn't joke about rape
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>>145211699
Try not being a softie
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just got back from planet Gay Retard and they said that (You) are the their leader
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lol imagine that was their real logo lol lol
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>Sabres’ Playoff Drought Reaches 1,000 Games
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lol imagine that i asked lol
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>>145211845
KWAB
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I just hope when Donald Trump is president again he ends Seattle.
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>>145211870
Trump said that if he loses the country will be like Detroit. That’s scary because they’re loaded with young talent and will be elite next year.
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Can I get into the hoc discord before the 15 minute filter comes to sp
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>>145211925
Don’t delete your cookies numale
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Just woke up Dylan lost
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>>145211974
Just like my jets and Mets
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>>145211870
I can’t wait to see him shake Barkov’s hand
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looking at the mountains again. lord help me
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>>145211985
Trump isn’t winning though check the polls.
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>>145212009
check this poll
*unzips dick*
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>>145212060
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>>145212009
Retard
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>>145211637
I hear Ottawa is nice this time of year
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>enters /hoc/
>it's just retarded leafs arguing about american politics
>sends a slapper directly into your empty net
You guys are so fucking retarded, absolute morons. And I say that without even a shred of irony, you actually seem unintelligent.
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flames play the jets on the 26th. it's gonna be cool seeing the best teams duking it out so soon
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>>145212118
morning stephen
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On average: Americans have lower iq than Canadians
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>>145212118
>gets angry at you for your one timer
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devils calling up misyul
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>>145212090
Screencap this. Trump is getting blown out
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>>145212145
He wasn't talking about the average. He was talking about (you)
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My Clubbies :)
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>>145211925
>15 minute filter
What is this then?
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>>145212154
anyone else in your high school as passionate about the election as you?
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>>145212165
They should have used gnomes
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>>145212174
Crystal. He used to be Chris but our homeroom teacher showed him he's actually a her.
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>>145212165
They don't have whales like that in Utah.
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East vs West
Boone vs Dave
Judge v Ohtani
Soto v Mookie
Stanton v Freddie
Cole v Yamamoto

Pure kino

Coasties rule
Flyovers drool
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bruins predictions?
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>>145212154
Polls show him winning though
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>>145212283
Overpay a goalie then miss the ploffs
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>>145212283
Yeah they suck
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>>145212291
Just like my islanders
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>>145212150
calling up another bust
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>>145212305
Cope my Islanders beat the mighty Canadiens in the shootout the other day
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>>145212283
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>>145212283
They’re missing playoffs with an overrated goalie
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>>145212334
Just like my islanders
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Glad I’m back home. There was an unhinged homeless guy at the bus stop yelling at everyone after I finished my morning shift. I just kept my head down and he left me alone.
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Canadien in french is Canadian in english. Canadien used mean the same thing as quebecois
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keep your head up friend
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didn't ask
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>>145212357
Welcome back :)
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>>145212357
Maybe he wanted to eat your ass
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didn't askers have zero self awareness
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Only one game tonight. Good job Gary
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It's snowing. And so it begins
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>>145212357
That man's name?
Sam
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>>145212512
https://youtu.be/94Ye-3C1FC8?si=8Lnzb0a9w4ch1dDu
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>>145212466
Didnt ask for your take
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>>145212263
when they are finally done draining the "great" salt lake, they'll find a family of sea monster corpses, like nessie (which is obviously a salt water type creature)
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>>145212283
dunkies starts selling an alcoholic iced coffee drink. no playoffs.
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>>145212494
Seethe
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>>145212512
lmao do you live in yukon
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>>145212494
>only one game
>its two shit teams
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>>145212654
Is this nigga wearing a joe nieuwendyk jersey
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>>145212617
For the sad fat alcoholic
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>>145212677
He's just like me!
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>>145212663
Calgary. This is normal for here. Last year it snowed the same time
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if any of you had a job with real responsibilities like Gary you'd fill your pants
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>>>/wsg/5713484
This song was made just for /hoc/
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>>145212283
the atlanta bruins
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>>145212512
it's 81F here today and 89F tomorrow. fucking gary's people are destroying this planet
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>>145212283
My Broons need a GM and coaching change. What they did to the Sway Man was unacceptable.
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>>145212429
Thanks. I hope life improves soon
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>>145212867
*presses select and then start*
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>>145212799
Neat, more people should bring back souvenirs from other boards
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Hyman is looking pretty broken this season
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>>145213043
You mean the mcdavid babby looks like shit when mcdavid isnt scoring?
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>>145212494
>>145212670
Gary hates the working man. He could have scheduled multiple games to alleviate the pain of going back to work but instead he pulls this shit.
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>a single shit game
>it's on amazon prime
Wow
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>>145213152
He also refuses to schedule happy hour hockey
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Eating some pasta right now
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>>145212512
Based it won’t snow here until December
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>>145213062
mcgaykid is scoring
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>>145213544
Can he still reach 50 goals?
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>>145213544
How many of those assists are primary?
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>I know no one asked but
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>>145213576
3
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>>145213585
How do you even get that fat? Just don’t eat as much lol
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>>145213585
imagine the smell
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>>145213585
tropic thunder
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>team has two goalies
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>>145212677
Boston is so back
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HOCKEY IS THE COOLEST GAME ON ICE
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>>145213675
>team doesn't even have one goalie
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>>145213794
Connor mcdavid is definitely the ugliest face of any sport. Compare him to lebron, Brady and ohtani. Yeesh
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>>145213805
Why are you comparing men's faces. Faggot
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>>145213825
Lots of girlies only watch hockey because of the sexy men. Look at booktok
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>>145213861
Yes but why do YOU care about the attractiveness of men
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>>145213825
I thought this said feces at first
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>>145213865
why is he wearing a cast iron pan scrubber on his head?
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Freaks all of you
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>>145213882
Because I watch it for the same reason :3
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>>145213675
What if one of them gets injured?
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Mandela effect. The oilers actually won the cup. Here’s the proof. we’ve swapped timelines.
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bud
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>>145213932
>the Mandela effect
Is it more likely that it's the ''Mandela effect'' or incompetent upperdeck employees who used AI?
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>>145213932
Retard
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>>145213932
damn congrats, oilerbros
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>>145214003
They probably made one for each outcome
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>>145214003
>>145214013

This, some intern just threw up the wrong blurb, AI would have spelled Stanley right
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>>145213932
Gary never fails to cook up a new jewish trick
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>>145213932
One intern is about to become a statistic for their fuckup
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>oilerfags are giving themselves schizophrenia so they finally know what a cup feels like
ingenuity is alive and well
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>>145214150
There’s too much evidence showing that timeline shifts are real.
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>>145214194
Retard
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The only 4 active players without a visor
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>>145211883
Some parts of detroit are nice now. I saw black people employed by the city sweeping up garbage every night, which I've never seen in a "good" city before
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>>145213861
I'm still not convinced Alex Wennberg is real
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>>145212145
>average
If you arent well above average iq you shouldn't be allowed to post here or use the internet and computers in general
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>>145214272
I wouldn't exactly call Reaves 'active'
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>>145214312
oh he's real alright
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>>145214362
Awooga awooga
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>>145214272
How many current players would go visorless if they had the option?
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>>145214362
Why are Seattle men so sexy?
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This thread is turning into a party
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>Justin Cuthbert and Mike Futa begin The FAN Hockey Show by talking about Igor Shesterkin's outstanding performance against the Toronto Maple Leafs on Saturday night, as well as the Boston Bruins' mediocre start to the season. Next, Kevin Cheveldayoff (24:58), General Manager of the Winnipeg Jets, joins the show to discuss the Jets' current position and his confidence in Connor Hellebuyck. Next up, Mark Yannetti (49:53) LA Kings Director of Amateur Scouting joins Justin and Mike to talk about his playing days, meeting Mike, and how he analyzes NHL draft picks. Finally, Craig Simpson (1:15:07) of Hockey Night in Canada joins the show to discuss what went wrong for the Leafs on Saturday night, how they can improve their powerplay, and Craig Berube's coaching style.
Say what you want about Jeff Marek but at least he didn't spend 2 hours just talking about the Leafs when he had the 12:00 spot.
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>>145214429
He should be fighting in raw tonight with that body.
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>>145214362
They're all into Vince Dunn now.
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>>145214491
yup. looks like seth but even better.
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>>145214491
I’m mirin’ his pecks and abs
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>>145214429
gotta impress mommy somehow
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>>145214491
He's got that pill-addicted pre-christ Shawn body.
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>>145214510
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>>145214429
Even Hockey Mommy is in the back mirin Joey.
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>one game tonight
>sixteen games tomorrow
>one game after tomorrow
>nine games after that
gary's machinations are beyond our ability to comprehend
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>>145214489
>Mike Futa
This cant be real can it
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>>145214598
Mike Futa is a well respected member of the hockey community
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>>145214489
Why did Steve Dangle quit Sportsnet?
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>>145214574
nhl: tues thurs sat
nba: mon weds fri
it's pretty easy to comprehend
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>>145214646
>nhl: tues thurs sat
Yeah this is how it's been for at least the past two decades. Not sure how people haven't figured that out.
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Have you noticed Shannon’s cognitive decline?

It genuinely feels like when he started with Shockley discussion he actually was capable of complex thought and advanced discussion. Now it feels like he barely can string a sentence together and just instinctively rages and makes excuses for most teams he watches. What is the point of having hundreds of thousands, if not millions, in savings if you just let yourself deteriorate like that? His obsession with the whiteboard is also concerning, with how he just repeats what he’s written. incapable of freethinking and speaking at the same time. Sad to watch someone’s mental state and cognitive abilities decline as the jersey collection grows behind him.
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>>145214685
I dont watch grifters
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>>145214613
I don't know and I don't care. Go watch if you do >>145207955
.
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>>145214718
you posted the image so i assumed you listened to it during your paper route
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The long days of Shockley are gone
So is football Kennedy style
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>1 game
>only on prime
gary better be careful before I lose the habit of watching hockey altogether.
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>>145214898
Jeremy Shockey was really good for a couple years
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>>145214912
just like my islanders
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When do real retard hours start? I hate being late.
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>>145209694
some of these odds seem off
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whats for lunch, bros
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>>145214985
you cant be late to your own party
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>>145208078
Makes me very happy to see Ol' Jesse boy is making a name for himself. Yup! Love to see it (thumbs up and a smiley face the yellow one)

Go Oilers GO
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>>145215027
Go where?
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>>145215036
To the cup final you dingus
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> The Dynasty Continues
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for me, its Flames Nation
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>>145215102
>To the cup

HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>>145215012
fried bologna sandwich
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you should be able to call steve dangle a giant overbloated f@gg0t without risking a ban, there, I said it.
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>>145215128
Reported to Sportsnet
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Kucherov SCAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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What does AEW tv programs and Dylan's Stars have in common bro's?
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FACTS
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>>145215263
no Milly?
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>>145215281
Are those girl names for ants?
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>>145215263
Well wrestling is gay and retarded and dylan is gay and retarded so I'm gonna go with that
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>>145215281
yes exactly KWAB good job bro
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DAL-LAS
>STARS!
DAL-LAS
>STARS!
DAL-LAS
>STARS!
DAL-LAS
>STARS!
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
SSSCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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get rid of the trapezoid, gary, you son of a bitch!
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>>145215128
You can. the word faggot isn't banned on 4channel. only the word nigger
newfag
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>>145215340
fuck off, rick
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>>145207804
based
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the frig heard round the world
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>>145215344
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>>145215263
all the stars are there
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>>145215300
every /hoc/ poster looks like this
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>>145215444
checked
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Kucherov SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>145215366
do people outside of nova scotia say frig?
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>>145215505
kids who are scared of getting in trouble
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>>145215505
Nah I think they say frack now
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>>145215505
Mormons do
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>>145215263
I have no clue
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>>145215528
a retard tweaker who lives in the desert will make sure every thread is 40% about them despite nobody else giving a shit
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>no sports on tonight
>literally forced to watch pro wrestling
The RAW lineup looks like shit too.
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>>145215537
jen
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>>145215563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsbhhHhJrqE
watch Alf instead
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>>145215638
I hated that show when I was a kid
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>>145215638
I'd rather watch Garfield
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>>145215563
I have a 17 hour kate bush playlist I can share if you want. She may be old but at least she can draw a dime unlike jeyetty
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>>145215643
>>145215654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm6v6droTbk
Godzilla? Don't subjugate yourself to fuckin wrestling, man
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>>145215663
WAKE UP TOSHIO
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>>145215663
probably gonna start marathoning season 3 of the teenage mermaid girls show
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gotta come up with some better strategies since there is no hokkei tonight
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gotta not ask
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gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
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I ain't got many friends left to talk to
Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night but keep it undercover
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im going to watch monday night football tonight bros
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Watching hocus pocus 2 before hockey starts
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>>145215978
Not your blog dick sucker, fuck off to reddit
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>>145215983
ill give it a shot but probably get bored 30 seconds after kick off like usual
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>>145215983
every car looks like this now
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gary really hates people watching hockey I guess.
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Do you think the other jews look down on Gary for running the step child sports franchise
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>>145207142
I'm pretty sure I spammed some /Krak/ related nonsense, that's at least smirk worthy
>>145207178
Ok, see ya tomorrow then
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>>145216012
The Pontiac Aztek was ahead of its time
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*whiny faggy sounding zoomer voice*
>Not your blog dick sucker, fuck off to reddit
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>>145210582
Edmonton has a combination Tims and Wendy's at the UoA hospital and it's the best god damn Wendy's in the city
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Rags have a legit chance at the cup
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>fanduel sports network
now thats smirk worthy
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>>145216015
at this point I'm convinced that he actively hates the NHL
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>>145216062
yeah on planet retard
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>>145216062
nah they'll never win with zibanablad as the $$1 centre
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>>145216062
The question is whether they can beat the best team in east - florida
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>>145216062
Until the get into the playoffs and become
>rags
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>>145216085
You can never tell what kinds of freaks and geeks the Rangers will bring in for the trade deadline
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>>145216037
they definitely tease him about it at their foreskin tasting sessions
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gonna go for a walk, bros. not enough Flames talk in here today.
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>>145216062
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>>145216106
probably another shit tier right winger to play with the bobbsey twins on line 1
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>>145215389
holy shit what is this from top kek
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>>145216114
have fun bro
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>>145216145
thanks, man
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DROP THE FUCKING PUCK
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>Prime does hockey now
Based
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>>145216174
didn't auston matthews appear in one of their commercials?
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>fanduel sports network
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some one post a screen cap of the fan duel score board
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leafsisters if we lose its over
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>7:45 and no puck drop for 7:30 game
FUCK YOU GARY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK STOP AIRING THIS ZOOMER APOLOGIZE COMMERCIAL TOO
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>puck finally drops 15 minutes later
Thank you Gary
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Kucherov SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
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Fanduel isn't making us watch this shit anthems. Holy fuck based.
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I was told the game started at 1:30. It is now 1:45. Why did they lie to me? What are they doing?
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>>145216210
i fucking love gambling now
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If prime is gonna do hockey games they gotta get a commentator who is better than fuckin john forsling
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>>145216216
Gary sucks. Go back to bed
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Boltsbros we kinda look like shit right now
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>>145216227
That's kraken hockey baby
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>>145216174
only on Mondays, though
Prime would have been a better vendor for Gary to go with and could have offered the whole NHL TV to the US and Canadians, wouldn't have needed to fuck with Disney or Hulu or ESPN
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Who's this fag with the pink visor
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Boltsisters... At least we have our asterisk cups...
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Woah, /hoc/ got all quiet all of a sudden
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that's hockey baby
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watching the game or at least trying to but my illegal sports stream site isnt working
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>copey raging again
doesn't he get tired of it? is this what literal autism looks like? i don't know.
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>that is hockey, baby
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>>145216218
That's how starts, next thing you know you're in 10K of debt.
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>>145216283
I missed the damn goal myself
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>>145216306
apparently its a canada thing wtf
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>>145216174
>clap like a seal
>meanwhile amazon contributes more pollution every year than the country of greece
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I can’t believe that fat little fagola is still having this big of a melty over a regular season loss. Tragic.
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wow look at this hecking wholesome commercial with the black family who are all hockey fans thanks gary
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>>145216358
hockey is for everyone, pookie.
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at least i can always be serenaded by joe bowen
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With play like this I don't think it's too bold to say the Leafs have a very good chance at making the playoffs this year.
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>>145216373
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>>145216266
the dynasty is over
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>>145216373
>When I win the Power Ball lottery and have enough money to by the Leafs three immediate changes. Goal horn replaced with a Train Steam Whistle!! Current Organ replaced with a Pipe Organ!! Cattle Prods under lower bowl seats!! You get 5 seconds to get up and cheer, OR BOOM!!
God love bonesy
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is Whitecloud the only good native american player right now
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>>145216373
HOLY MACKINAW
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>>145216362
What's Sapporo like, Yamato?
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>>145216399
Just like my knighties
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>>145216406
>Have to shock leaf fans to cheer for their team
Sad
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>>145216444
Damn suits
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>>145216433
Abby Roque
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>>145216285
shut the fuck up
>>145216384
another notch on Toronto's illustrious playoff appearance banner
>>145216433
>good
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>>145216386
*sings "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling* in a fine, piercing tenor*
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why are there several games on in the middle of the day tomorrow when any respectable white man will be busy working?
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the voices in my head told me that the bolts are getting a penalty
this is racist
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Uh oh Bolts melty
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>>145216477
>whitey whining post #126351982345
you should have enough power in your job that you can delegate brown workers to do your job for you while you watch hockey
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>>145216477
Growing the game chud
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>>145216477
EVERY team is playing tomorrow
>FEEL THE FROZEN FRENZY!!!!!!!!!
>Tuesday will be the Flyers visiting the Caps and that's it, Gary....
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>nope sorry, Kucherov will rape you and post it on the internet so your 2nd line tonight
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>Oliveman Ekker-Larkman is the grittiest Leaf on the roster

What did Bradley Treliving mean by this?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>laffs
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>laffs
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Marc savard is a fat fuckin retard
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gross
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who could have seen that coming??
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>>145216534
Most coherent florida poster
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that might be the leafiest goal that ever leafed
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leafsisters will melt the fuck down if we lose tonight
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>>145216555
raped retard fake veteran
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thank fucking god I was born in provo instead of toronto
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/Hersch/
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aborted leafs fan gf
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>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/
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>>145216613
>>145216640
raped faggot
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>>145216640
>he's out
hahah
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>>145216477
Gary is tapping into the NEET market. Besides us east coast wagies will get to enjoy happy hour hockey
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>>145216670
kys
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>>145216670
>he's in
ahaha
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Tomorrow isn't a holiday in America?
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16 (sixteen) shit games in one day, Gary is a talmudic wizard
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>>145216733
I can't wait until it's 18 shit games in one day :)
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>>145216733
just realized this means all 32 teams are playing
gary pls
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>>145216714
>Americans
>getting time off

L M A O
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>muh 36
there aren't four more cities in north america that could make a hockey team work
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>>145216714
No
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>>145216733
Totally worth having 4 (four) total games the last 2 days
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>>145216814
Quebecsisters...
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>>145216733
THANK YOU FOR THE HOCKEY MR. GARY
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>>145216714
cool it with the antisemitism
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Somebody get Messier on track here this nigga is just yapping
I didn't think we could get worse than ron maclean
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>>145216814
Quebec
2nd Toronto team
Milwuakee
Navajo/OKC Redskins team that plays home games in both places
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did ya'll hear about the waffle recall?
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>>145216872
Mess is sweet on that dark meat.
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>>145216791
>the Portland Lumberjacks and Houston Comets
Gary will be proud to present them
and it stands to reason that Gary is bound to expand the League two at a time now to keep the whole Frozen Frenzy gimmick working
>up next, Hamilton and Hartford
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>>145216814
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that's awful
>nobody tell Belgium
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>>145216892
The cinnamon ones are bussin fr
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>>145216892
damn! my onions milk and now my heckin waffles!
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>>145216812
Once I asked in /iihf/ how much time the euros got off annually and felt incredibly angry at their responses
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Pancakebros we can't stop winning.
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>>145216892
I find it fascinating that a single factory in buttfuck canada was providing store brand waffles for the entire continental north america
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>>145216936
kys
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new
>>145216996
>>145216996
>>145216996
>>145216996
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>>145217006
>>145217006
>>145217006
NEW
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>>145216977
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i hope you didnt eat the aids waffles, /hoc/. I didn't.



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