>>145361511
shit thread
These guys are based.
>>145371771Cmon man we dont wanna see this satanic shit
can deano heem?
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WORK FOR MOSSAD YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN THE BASEMENT AND PISS IN BOTTLES LIKE ME
>>145371822
jones vs stipe will be a very close and competitive fight and they will both retire immediately following
>>145371771Israel is a lot like Adesanya. Prancing around the cage in nail polish, peddling decisions. But every now and then when they get personally invested, they gotta drop bombs and remind em. Yall musta forgot.
Simply put? The Schaubster.
When you nut but she hawk tuah spit on that thang
>>145372191move the fuck on
Tom's next 3 defences, hopefully all happening in 2025:winner of gane/volkov 2 (best case scenario gane)winner of spivac/almeida (best case scenario almeida)alex pereira late 2025
Picturing what Stipe is going to do to Jones gives me goosebumps
>>145372362>stipoo wins>jones gets immediate rematch>tom has to defend the real belt again in the meantime
adesaynas only good moment was heeming alex. isreal cant take an L, peireia can.
Ilia Topuria. So hot right now.
>>145371771Good thread.
>>145372455>they go on for a trilogy which finally ends with Jones winning >Tom loses to Pereira>Jones immediately agrees to fight Pereira
>>145372755>>Tom loses to Pereiranot possible
>>145372455>Stipe wins>Retires>Jon gets immeadiate rematch>He's a great fighter I'd love to fight him for the vacant beltSOON
>>145372788there is no vacant belt in any scenario if either of them retire, tom gets promoted
>>145372843Dana will make it for the vacant belt for the story
>>145372859jones challenging for the title is a better story
only one man has never lost a story and his name is tito ortiz
Ilia dog walks little Conor mcbaldy
why doesn't heem have an anime mascot?
>>145373024We don’t watch that crap
>COMIN for that ASS Topoorio HAHAHAHAHHAAASOON
>>145373064>the nigler
>>145373064he picked the worst joker
>>145373064What if topuria gets injured and aljo butt humps humps him for 5 rounds in a shutout decision...
>>145373113He dressed as the most hated joker because he's one of the most hated fighters.
listen the fuck up b
>>145373171Would be extremely funny
heeminder
How would Big Titus do in the UFC?
>>145373064lel
oh im a heemer all right
>>145373218>wad you gon do b? volume punsh me?best callout ever
Ilia and dricus=handsome/goodIslam and ratlip=ugly/evilNuff said
>>145373191kinda based from that point of view
>>145373372>I like fighters based on how much I wanna deep clean their goochthat's cool bro
>>145373372Christians = goodMuslims = evil
>>145371822Two Jews, One Gentile
average payton talbott fan
>>145373064>On your knees, bucko
>>145373543Why is some random twiggy broccoli top zoomer getting sleemed?
This man is the Simo Häyhä of the UFC
>>145373558slapslop has literally zero barrier to entry
>>145373558he has accepted that being an entry level wagie in the modern western world is a humiliation that is too great to accept and he has chosen the only honourable path available to a dipshit zoomer with no skills, getting sleemed for 2k show money
>>145373543how much to do powerslap and where do i applyim tired of giving plasma, my bodies all fucked up and i have track marks
>>145373676Sell those cheeks instead on CL
>>145373238The grounded rule goes in effect for november. Does the 12-6 rule change go into effect at the same time or is it next year?
>>145373543
I have learned my lesson and will keep posts on topic and related to combat sports from here on out. Walkout music:>https://youtu.be/gGY1J9XTXuwHow was UFC any exciting heems of note?
>>145373707they're both going into effect in november
Ngl was starting to get worried that max really did have a granite chin during that fight and my boy was going to git point fought the whole fight but he fucking heems
>>145373742There's no such thing as a granite chin just pillow fists, and only redditors thought Max would win
>>145373742Granite wears down after 10-15 years.A few years ago Max would’ve given Topuria the Kattar special.
>>145373826Never. Topuria's boxing is arguably the best we've ever seen in MMA. I think only Poirier compares if we're just talking about hands, maybe also Yan and prime Nick Diaz.
>Thinking the rule change HURTS Aljo. When in reality, he baits with his KNEES touching the mat. NOW AlGOAT can get on top and rain down 12-6 elbows
>>145373860This recency bias is getting out of hand. Ilia is very beatable.
>>145373869the rule change makes it even more likely that he gets heemed for real when he's baiting the knees though
>>145373906nah
remember bjjscout?
>>145373884I just said that he's never gonna get done like Kattar did because his boxing is insanely good for MMA. I agree he is beatable. I think Jean Silva could catch him and I think Makhachev would decision or sub him.
>>145373926remember brendan "mista" schaub?
>>145373929Ilia is good at wrestling some fag monkey out a dork gym isn't beating him
>>145373922yeah it does, not saying he wouldn’t win off a dq again
sharta is officially a ranked fighter
>>145373980Bo Nickal would beat him easy
>>145373980ddp vs chimaevstrickland vs whittakeradesanya vs imavov
YOOOOOO!!!LFG!!!
>>145373980>whittaker is still that high>dogbender is still that high>costa is that low>allen is still that low>vettori has done???
>>145373860Using Max as a measuring stick, Ilia has not inconsiderably better boxing than Ilia.>prime Nick Diazlol, lmao
>>145374015Post hand saar
>>145373963hmm, nah.
Stand your base heem!
>>145373980Pray they feed him to Allen and he gets bludgeoned so badly he never fights again
>>145373980who was kicked off the rankings?
>>145374033What possibly makes you think I'm an Indian? I'm sneed bro, I'm whiter than you.
>>145374005shame dickal is still floundering outside the rankings because he’s an inactive shitter
>>145374029Izzy has had tactical losses to the right people b Strickland should be lower than Izzy though imo
>>145374048chris curtis
>>145374051Oh yeah? Favorite Jeezy song?
>>145374031I'm not sure I understand your point
Chris Curtis was also kicked out of my boy roster when he switched up on Strickchamp.
>>145374052Trump loves him so he'll have a career outside mma in media if he wants one Bo is maybe smarter than he gives the impression of being
>>145373980>beat four bums, get rankedis middleweight really that bad? How come my boy GM3 never got one. Anyway now that he has a number they might actually do him vs Izzy.
>>145374005Bo Shitcal would get heemed
How come Russian wrestling is so much better than American wrestling?
>>145374029Why would Costa be any higher when he's 1-4 in his past 5 across the last 5 years, with that one win being against a washed Rockhold.
>>145374091Ilia did better in the boxing than Dustin against Max.
>>145374015>the guru spammer turned out to be a real gurusimp after allyou took it to far b that money could've gone to fightfairy
>>145374116I still swear this was a dive. Petrosyan caught his fall with his right arm. Even had to stop himself from getting back up. He wasn't out at all, but somehow it's a walk off?
>>145374116ragdoll physics
>>145374127It's tough to say. Max was busting Ilia up a bit with the jab whenever Ilia tried to come in. Poirier also has a much tighter guard. Seeing Dustin v Topuria would be sick. Max v Ilia rematch at 155 for the BMF belt would also be amazing
>>145374146>>>/pw/return
>>145374075Hmm, good question. Off the top of my head maybe Air Forces. Or Crazy World https://youtu.be/aPOA8zvn5T0?t=8&si=d8fGW5F90-1tcXli
>>145374163Good morning Madame! How's your AGP (autogynephilia) today?
Sup spammy.
Oh no, "Spammy" is in Madame's walls again...
What do you want to be called then?
Don't you fellas get tired of being rude to each other all the time?
Who's xhe talking to? I think xer psychosis is setting in again.
>>145374231Absolutely not, b
Reddit Robert was never good
>xhefiltered>madamefiltered
>>145374163Passes the test. I apologize for calling you a SEA b that was uncalled for
>1992: kid pereira goes back in time to kill newborn ankalaev then rape kevin nash 3 months later.
Puria vs Dustin is fireworks, b
>>145374231For what gain?
>>145374231Im pretty indifferent either way to be honest with ya. It's slightly disturbing to have a stalker but it's pretty much just free (You)s at the end of the day, so it's ight.
>>145374146yep it was a dive, one of the most obvious ones of all time. this was only compounded by the commentary team immediately jumping onto "THE first double spinning backfist KO?!" this is probably the fakest fight of the modern era
>>145374310Some day his uncle will throw him out and his free vodafone fibre connection will be lost and we will only have memories of the daddyspammer and his obsession with chechnyan sperm
>>145374278Nash is a wrestler. Pereira would be the one getting raped.
>>145374329One day spaceman spammy will take one final mission with the voices inside his head. All alone inside his room with a plastic bag for a helmet.
>>145374333Nash is from Detroit and has bad legs, a drunk mechanic with low kicks is his second worst nightmare after 92 and above his tragic losses of the world heavyweight championship
>>145373372>Beautiful=Good, physiognomy and shit... Aristotle talked about this.
Madame and Clozafinn appear to be suffering from Folie à deux.
longest 3 days ah me loife!
>>145374355So what did you wanna be called instead of spammy?
>>145374374I'm afraid you have me confused with someone else, Ms. Xneed.
>>145374374Shahrukh Khan is what his ammi calls him
See that's your problem, man. You bitched about your name but never thought of anything better. You're a failure-oriented thinker. You need to be a solution-oriented thinker. Problem solve and make improvements, don't just complain about your situation.
Lady Xneed has entered the meth realm... or perhaps xhe never left it.
He would heem Cumshot
>>145371850A peroni heemer through and trough
Speaking of solutions finna blaze now the sun is rising stockton motherfucker oxnard bitch
are the other generals like this?
Actually I'm sober. Turns out it's really quite easy to quit meth. For me anyway, I could see how weak willed people could have a problem.
>>>/xs/195798 we're in here btw
>>145371850>>145374417Isn't Deano the one's who gf Chloe drunkenly schaubed on the floor on tv, a bong can help here (not you IC4)
Sober, but the meth has done irreparable damage to xer brain, sad.
>>145374438>Rizin got Michael Schiavello (Good Night Irene guy from K-1) to do commentary. If they somehow also stole Bas from Karate Combat I think we would enter a new golden age of MMAA lot of schizobabble and WDWTCH in that thread
>>145374333>trips >the dimensional merge proved yet again
I'm an actual proven genius though.
Schizophrenics tend to have delusions of grandeur.
>>145374507The irony is palpable pakmeister
Proven means via official tests and not based on opinion.
heeminder this nigga fought on with the same injury
I'm sure Madame is putting xer "genius" to great use.
Quit being such a bitch homie, its super not necessary.
I'm not your "homie" Madame, I don't fraternise with the LGBT community.
So what are you then?
withholding (You)s aint litty
>>145374587He's a bachelor from an arranged marriage culture. Make of that what you will
Yo what if this is literally just an AI programmed to be a passive aggressive creep. Now that would be pretty fucked up I bet the good AI can do these captchas no problem.
only way for strickland to save face is to offer to face khamzat himself. taking the title fight just because he was le promised it despite literally everyone wanting to see khamzat vs ddp would be cringe and negative aura af no cap
admins really on suicide watch tonight. once again why are they allowed to participate?
145374612I only (you) jacked Taiwanese boys.
Honestly....the chances are too high this isn't even a real person and there is no lost value from assuming they aren't even real. Spammy be serious now are you ever gonna prove you're a human or not? I'm gonna take a huge step back from our relationship otherwise cuz I ain't finna have my life wasted going back and forth with you like we been doing.
>>145374645What up and what about mongolians
Madame can convince xerself of anything can't xhe.
Dudes just gonna say something like "Madame Sneed oh dear goodness meth gaslight dickbutt golly" I dunno why I bothered. I think we all would be better off to stop treating this thing as human, until proven otherwise. I mean thsy in total sincerity and not as some kind of insult or ploy for personal information.
God I hate Nchookwoo. I fucking have his dumb, lanky, skinny fat Body, I hate his matted disgusting Hair, I hate his dumb looking Face. I hate where he's from. I hate his fighting style.Poke his dirty Toes into opponents Belly and run repeatedly until it starts to hurt enough to slow then down, then throw retarded punches while they're vulnerable
>>145374654Have a good day
They really said this dudes name is NiggaChooWhoo but there ain't no payoff. They just keep calling him that and acting like that's a real name and not the most retarded shit I ever heard in my life. Wheres the punchline?
>>145374691>Madame SneedXneed*CHUD
Prove you're human or begone malicious AI, stop trying to derail our discussions with your nonsensical off topic spam
Prove there aren't any bugs crawling underneath your necrotic skin, Lady Xneed.
>>145374704It was a terrible fight and I had a cheeky bet on Skadoosh to get a meme win so I was doubly disappointed
Ailin Perez sexo.
Who wants to see DDP vs strickland 2 snoozefest anyways?
You would depict yourself as a woman wouldn’t you, Madame.
>>145374804https://streamable.com/rcn20u?src=player-page-share
>>145374807I do. I want Khamzat to become champion but firstly I wanna see Strickland fight DDP again. I need a clear winner.
>>145374837>I want Khamzat to become champion
>>145374116So fucking fake holy shit
>>145374777I don't understand how she's allowed to do that, men aren't allowed to say or gesture anything to their opponent when the round is up
>>145374917Actually she was banned from fighting in Fr*nce. Which is good because their commission are cheating fucking scumbags.
>>145374917paddy did the exact same and faced no repercussions, the refs will only get between them if they wont stop going at it>>145374924that was a joke you fewl
>>145374926Ohhhh, I get it so you asked how she got away with it but you knew she was banned from the French commission and that's funny because...huh, well. Uh, well yeah so anyway...
>>145374861Probably a typoe
>>145374936what the fuck are you on about
>>145372062Ok I'll leak the script. It is going to be a war. At the post fight interview, Jones is going to semi retire like he did after the reyes fight and like Tony did. He's gonna vacate the belt and say he can't do it full time. Then he will come back if Poatan beats Aspinall, or if Aspinall gets 3 more title wins for the big money fight. If Tom loses after beating Pereira, Jones will have won the legacy and wont return.
>As you know, too much pleasure CAN be dangerous
>>145374941I was just answering your question and now you're acting all weird, what's your major malfunction fucko?
>>145374941Madame is having xer meltie, pay her no mind.
mmmmm BADDASS
>>145374952i didn't ask any questions, i was answering the other retard, ailin wasn't banned by the french commission, that was a meme made by some twitter faggot
>>145374958He would snap Nate Diaz fucking neck, but it's all good tho.
imagine if he cared about powerslap
>>145374936We don't post like that here. It's gay and unbecoming.
>>145374960OK so next time don't just jump into people's conversations randomly and maybe there won't be any problems. Did you ever think of that? How the fuck am I supposed to know what the fuck you were referring to? Are you fucking autistic?
>>145374416Don't say that about your fellow countryman.
>>145374979you're not very smart are you
>>145374985Are you fucking autistic? How am I supposed to know what you were referring to? Think about it for a second.
>>145371771If Stipe wins, will JJ still retire?
>>145374999>Are you fucking autistic?no but your complete misunderstanding of an extremely basic interaction makes me think you might be, ever been tested?
>>145374962fosho, b, schaub heemed cro cop he can fosho heem that twig nate diaz
>>145375003Jones has been retired for like 4 or 5 years now bro.
>>145371771Triple C won in life
>>145375005Answer the question, how am I supposed to know what you were referring to?
>>145375003he will ask for the rematch but Dana will refuse it(now you understand his plan) instead he will fight Tom and begin his flushing.Lewis - L....Pavlovich - LGane - LAspinal - LMiocic - L
>>145374777the craziest part is.. she not even thick
>>145375010because i answered you directly and told you that ailin getting banned by the french commission was a joke and called you a fewl for falling for it
No brazza I no rematch I no fite dis guy anymore. I need liddle bit money laundering scheme you know dis crypto scam numba one thing allah command. You know I deserve dis evade taxes and flee country brazza.
>>145375017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLq0mdG4B4
>>145375015No you didn't tell me alien being banned was a joke. You said "that" which could have been referring to anything. And when you jump into the middle of somebody else's reply chain, guess who I'm gonna assume you are? The person I was actually god damn talking to in the first place you autistic son of a bitch.
>>145375030>jump into the middle of somebody else's reply chaini replied to the other retard and you, and this made you think i was replying to myself and refuting my own point? do you have even the slightest idea of how retarded you are?
>>145374924Haha I didn't know that, well excuse me then>>145374926Well the fag said he was going to do it to him, if I was the referee I'd let him too
>>145375044ailin was not banned by the french commission despite what that dribbling retard tells you
>>145375042I only read the part directed at me, dipshit. Didn't realize I needed to do additional research to solve the mystery of your retarded ass post bud, my bad!
"proven genius" Ms. Xneed struggling with basic social interaction. Lay off the meth Madame.
Hey guys make sure you read the entire thread and cite your sources before replying. This autistic faggot is gonna be interjecting with vague statements at random and if you don't know exactly what he meant he's gonna get pissy.
>>145374936>>145374969No your definitely can, I make the rules here. I liked it, made me giggle. Even though it was directed at me, but not really, only mistakenly because it wasn't me, but anon didn't know. This got a bit wacky
America: 1England: -13 colonies
>>145375091defo woud shag hag holly holm, b
AGP: 1Madame Xneed: -millions of brain cells
Next month's ppv is so trash, holy shit. A bunch of past-their-primes geezers and very low stakes in general>>145371771I just had a cheap (probably drug-abusing) whore suck my memg with no protection. What are the chances of me gettijg some funny bug on my peen and how to diminish the chances of it happening?
>>145375099Holly Holm IS fuckable.
>>145375099too dry
It just dawned on me that Conor McGregor’s era is over. He is now in the past.
volk is psychologically shook after being forced to accept the reality that ilia doesn't simply "catch" his opponents. in their fight you could almost believe that. but against max it was clear that ilia was measuring, calculating and testing knockout shots the whole time, eventually getting the job done inside 12 minutes.
>>145375118tru dat>>145375125not with dat attitude
>>145375128brvtal
>>145375126Hes been retired for over 4 years now bro.
>>145375142and still winning the story by wasting everyones time with fake fights, he's so based
>>145375157>he thinks conor won the storyhe's been cucked out of millions of dollars because the poofc wont let him fight
>>145375157I concur. He effectively stole millions of dollars out of Hap & Ace Chandler's "college fund" (bail + lawyer costs)
>>145375156dis peek is no longa raylurvern, b
>And I'm gonna put Chandlers already late UFC career on ice for 2+ years and I'm gonna make him a laughing stock FOR YOU, FOR YOU FUCKING GUYS MAN!
we goonin?
are the rumors true? michael chandler was forced to sell hap and ace just to afford food?
Prime Meng would be Champion at Lightweight today.
post sum doubyuememayy peeks, meng
Shits different when you're in the cage with a real killer
Max does this against Topurio, whole games different. And New.
schaub
>>145375183What? No, never.
conor was literally begging and pleading for a december fight date btw but sure he won the hecking story
Max is the GOAT FW.
>>145375099Many are saying this
The Joker is hungry, feed him.
>>145375224volk looks so fragile now that ilia zeemed him
Best Jab at Middleweight.
Time to expose Shara.
He's got the skills.
Call me.
We need Hermansson vs Brendan Allen
Jack the Joker was talking to em' in there.
You know you're in there with a beast when you can't even get them to the ground.
i've seen enough, let jack hermansson cut the line and fight dricus in africa
>>145375262That's the LAST thing Dricus wants.
>>145375250The balls to stand in there with the P4P hardest puncher on the roster and chat with him
someone used “brazza” on twitter
>>145375281the laser copypasta got kinda famous and used brazza
Hey pussy are you still there?
What else is Twitter saying anon?
>>145373064Racist mfer doing White face huh
>>145375314He still isn't getting hired.
Of course I know the MMA Guru.
THE MMA Guru?
The mma GURU
How powerful will this alliance be when it comes to heeming future opponents?
>>145375353Literally me.
my nigga jp buys living a real life ntr storyline
>>145375108quit crying pussy
>>145375370beast of a record
>>145373869Aljo is going to do it again. The redemption story writes itself. He's gonna beat Ilia clean. 20 scrambles in the 1st round and Aljo with the submission.
>>145375224>>145375229>>145375235>>145375238>>145375241>>145375246>>145375250>>145375255>>145375263Pitter patter spammer please go back
Marcus McGhee
DC is pretty fat
>>145375370brazza why u ruin my google search algorithm with haram stuff
h-he's fast
You'd think DC's wife would be more concerned
Aljamain Sterling is saying he knows behind the scenes that Khamzat's plan is to get his title shot, get the title and retire "for reasons I can not disclose".https://youtu.be/mANJdODnyEQ?t=1684
NiggaChookWhoo? Come on now. Thats the name you're going with, for real?
>Umar title shot next>Chimaev title shot next>Ankalaev title shot nextEvery day we get closer and closer to this becoming a reality. How does that make you feel?
>>145375450sorry brazza
They probably sleep in separate beds at the Cormier house on account of DC's expanding mass
Yeah who the hell writes this shit, you expect me to sit here and listen to analysis about NickleChewCrew and with no further explanation, just at face value like that? Be serious.
BoNickalBlueChew
Nick AchooEww?
>>145375487prob doesnt even want to fight anymorre. kadyrov has him set for life. prob forcing him to get the title so they can have a chechen champ
Don't care, still blessed brudda
>>145373980Costurd sisters….
Say what you will about them, but Khamzat pretending he can only fight for and defend the title in Schuabu Dhabi was a stroke of genius. Even Islam is only doing it on an excuse-by-excuse lie as you go basis.
DC should just talk to Daner's doctor it's done miracles for the boss
>>145375556i think it's hilarious and i hope he milks it for all it's worth because seeing dana kneel or khamzat get the ngubu treatment will be funny either way it turns out
>>145375570Talmbout testosterone? Because that's the only thing the doctor has dana on that isn't quack fraud schizo shit.
>>145375091Holly looks huge. She's not in weili weightclas is she?
>>145375591nah b remember she got sheemed by nunes
What Uncle said in the post fight interview shouldn't be overlooked, I found it quite profound>He wouldn't work and he wouldn't let me work
Finding Ankalaev profound should be a symptom of something serious
>>145375601 yes, right right. I felt sorry for her when that happened, at least she got the belt once
>>145375590Whatever it is he got Daner debloated in months Daniel looks like he's been inflated by his thumb looney tunes style
Volk should travel to Russia and train with Islam and get a hold of some of their Meldonium
>>145375619Haha that's the thing though, you need to have a complex mind to find something deep in something simple. I was going to elaborate my comment but thought it would be pointless.He's not eloquent but managed to sum up a common style of fighting today, I haven't heard anyone else do this successfully. Someone's intelligent once said it shows the most intelligence to simplify something. Think a bit Fin, you'll get it
>>145375646Elaborate b this is a combat sports general after all
>"I still think I beat him la', whether it's on the feet, kicking him, taking him down, I still think I beat him. 16-0, congrats hand sanitizer boy."
>>145375734got wobbled by the jared gorden
>>145375734I'm actually quite partial to him saying khand sanitizer in his weird lazy drawl way
>>145375664That was the elaboration, especially for you. Listen to what the wise mountain man said without overthinking with your convoluted western Brain. Soon everyone is going to get this, but when Dana does, that will be judgement day
The sport has regressed in the guise of progression
It's time to accept that Shara Bullet is good
>>145375907I would say so
>>145375907Shara was never bad, nggas with BDS are the one that claimed Shara wasnt good
>>145375907>Dogshit striker>Zero grappling defense>Jumps around like a retard while getting out struckOh he's a beast for sure i think.
>>145375986You've been afflicted with BDS I'm afraid
>>145375934I like pirate man he needs a manager/mic person though like Plinio
>>145376007You're brown.....
>>145376010Me and Shara are both whiter than you sadly
>>145376009it's fun watching him stumble on his rehearsed post fight speeches
>it's simple, we uh...stuff Khamzat's takedowns
>>145376027You're....brown.......
>>145376027Both 4 and 6 are lower than 2 I'm afraid
>>145376030At first but it was painful last time and I can see a WWE style manager for him working well he's a meme fighter so they might as well the whole way
>>145373113Leto Joker is no longer the most embarrassing version of the character now that Joker 2 came out. Also Let's scenes in the synder cut of JL are actually good
>>145375934this was a fake fight unfortunately
>>145376035Don't reply to me you fat pedo
DDP bros i am worrie-PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>heemsters really have opinions on capeslopThis is unacceptable and box tier posting
>>145376056We don't accidentally post our last text message to our uncle here
FIn the arms of the angels...
Shart Bullets
>>145376064I read comic books every day.
I will beat Ilia Topuria one day and become Featherweight champion
>>145376089>outing yourself as a manlet Me? I'm going to beat Alex Pereira
>>145376084A triumvirate of evilWho will Ilia support in Dricus vs Khamzat?
>>145376084Khamzat is a beast but Topuria subs him
Soivania is having a BDS flare up, someone get xer medications
StrickGOD peppers cumshot with jabs and drowns him in a decision
>>145374957>strong, tall amazon gf that will produce warrior babies and have the ability to protect them harmyou have good tastes anon
>>145376096DDP obviously. He is not too fond of the sand subhumans.
>>145376105wonk nose paki
>>145375091Holly is definitely starting an OF after she retires isn't she?
>>145376093SOON
>>145376110>need a girls genes for that LOL
>>145376107https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AFxNibFNOqo
Remember that weird month where people actually thought Conor was fighting?
The ufc should consider and smackdown vs raw business model
>>145376111Ilia and Khamzat are on good terms even though Ilia has been beefing with half the Muslims on the roster for months now. He said Ilia was a 10/10 fighter during fight week
>>145376211Khamzat is not actually friends with team Khabib. He already said to Arman he'll help him with his camp for Islam
>marc goddard's face when he thought he successfully stopped the fight early, but then saw max was done
Sean Strickland was a very embarrassing champion. Blud thought he was Don Frye but he's more Payton Talbott
>>145376262Talbott at least heems people
>>145376231I remember a clip of him saying that they told him to stop making weight during that disney card that was 279, it was around that period where he had that scramble with team khabib and the day after they were all in front of Kadyrov apologising like good boys, I fully believe that they didn't want him as champ if Islam went up to avoid political drama
Ez Khamzat win. I kill everybody Allahu akbar
>>145376262strickland went from dont giving a fuck and fighting dangerous unranked guys on short notice as a top ranked mw to openly ducking kwabert quicktapper and crying about racism and faggophobia on xhope that will be a lesson to anyone who tries to befriend poaduck
>>145376275There is video of Khamzat extremely unwell during his WC for the Burns fight. The UFC knew well in advance that he was not making 170 and put the Holland catchweight fight on the card. Everything we saw during fight week was theatre.
>>145376303>Everything we saw during fight week was theatre.on that we agree
my theory is that khamzat actually struggles to gain weight and walks around at 155
So why do all outlets and personalities make a huge deal about Khamzat's struggles to make weight when he has only missed weight once?
>open ufc.com>see pic related
>>145376318blanch finna ragdoll the bald kid fr
>BRAZZA PLEASE NO I SO-ACK!!!!!!!!!
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
>>145376318rose's a bum and a dum dum for getting groomed by pat barry
>>145376327Goatfucker sisters.....
Dricus will pull donkey guard
135 Jourdain, need it or keep it?
>>145376362he looks like basedjak
when the FUCK is jean silva fighting againi want to see him peel the skin off sean woodson's gross lightbulb skull
K-1
OK Dana... I'm ready for my title shot. Send Ilia the contract!
>>145374029Allen is horrid mate
>>145376303I can believe that Holland was in there as a safety net but the UFC planning to give Nate a fair send-off all along seems wrong.
Bo Nickal is a cancrusher and I can't wait for him to get fraudchecked by a 38 year old gatekeeper like Joe Pyfer against Jack Hermansson
>>145376422Elaborate
At least Dana doesn't have a DEAD SON
>>145376530need I say more?
OH DRICUS TAGGED HIMTHIS IS LOOKING BAD FOR CHIMAEVIT'S OVER
>>145376552He won everything? I though Anthony Joshua knocked him out.
>>145376552don't know why people have a problem with what dana is saying... obviously it's nice to be paid a lot but ngannou doesn't pull tickets, he's not a draw. it's not a smart business practice to pay your fighters 5-10 milion every fight. maybe a super-superstar but not this dudePFL has nothing going for them. jake paul can't draw tickets with the younger generation, ngannou can't draw with anyone else. dana is a slimeball but he's a very smart businessman
>>145376327fucking KEK
>>145376505Bo is getting tapped, napped and snapped
>whittaker destroyed >holloway destroyed Chungus bros, is Pereddit next?
>>145376561Many hear still choose to be deaf
>>145376552Damn bro that Icelandic winter be hitting you hard huh?
>>145375934 >>145375907Swinging your arms recklessly means good?
>>145376591Ankalaev will expel his voodoo curse with the power of Allah
>>145376586what happened to bros delts????? where'd they go?
>>145376552okay but imagine NGODnu's BBC splitting and spunking the purest blondest blue eyed prime fertile 18 year old iceland woman
>>145376622He went down from 205 to 185, he's hungry skellington mode nowadays
>>145376625Hot
>>145376620Allah can't protect you from the dark arts, Muhammad himself was bewitched according to Islamic sources
Kevin Croom
/heem/ is the official home of the mma joey army
This is rough
>>145376563He meant metaphorically, he won money. Which is the only thing he cares about>>145376578Here's the thing that bothers me. I think everyone should be paid more, not just some deadbeat black dad. Also it's not like the UFC got to be rich overnight, and there's so many fighters getting paid
>>145376661rough year for the BDScord
>>145376661just learn wrestling, dumb fucks. how hard is it if some mountain niggas can do it
>>145376651joey to guru is what guru thinks he is to ariel
Heeming on a fightnightEverybody's feelin' warm and brightIt's such a rare and wonderful sightEverybody's heeming on a fightnight
>>145376642Talmbout the Danatic Verses b? B-b-beast of a tome fersire
>>145376703Very true Malaysiabro, Malaysian fighter Agilan "The Alligator" Thani figured this out!
>>145376665there is middle ground, sure, but you can't be on ngannou's side as a businessman if he demands heaps of money every eventpfl paid fereira 2 mil and ngannou 8 mil last fight, you think that was smart? again, not justifying the ufc paying their fighters in pennies but what pfl is doing is silly
>>145376552Good on him for getting paid but people should probably call him out more for being full of shit during his free-agency campaign
The fact of the matter is no one wants a redditor with a hovis accent as heavyweight champion and so Ari and Daner will move mountains to book Jones vs Pereira for the GOATiest GOAT of all time
GODru+Aspinall interview CONFIRMED happening
>>145376782ADS
Aspinall's dad wants GODru in his corner if Jon Faggot Jones vs. CHADspinall ever happens.Guru won.
>>145376789>doesn’t refute facts>memes a responseI accept your consneedtion
>>145376793danny gay won
TOTALGURUVICTORY
>>145376811The first round
>>145376799Aspinall is going to completely and utterly feminise that little blk boy beta bitch Jones. Jon already has experience with BWCs but Aspinall's BWC is bigger than any others he's taken before. His bussy is going to take months to recover after Aspinall has his fun with it.
guru will betray dricus to support aspinall when dricus fights for the hw belt
>phone a fighter you've never spoken to before at 4am>he tells you to fuck off>seethe on twitter and tag journalists trying to cancel them>everybody says you're wrong and an ugly cunt to bootKek
>>145376838dickass is never fighting at hw
Dricus and Aspinall are going to tag team spitroast Jon "beat bitch blk boy" Jones with their BWCs until his blk boy sissy clitty explodes from excessive sissy clitty leakage and sissygasms.
>>145376855>I'll be in Liverpool in 2 weeks and we will see who the big dog isKek he has to be autistic
max lost like a bitch
>>145376855don't care for till but he was right to tell that faggot offwhat a loser
Bruh how the fuck is Pantoja not in the top 10
>>145376766my GOAT
>>145376855SPED class ass beef
>>145376855He works better at 4am
>>145376766Just how weak do ethnic Malays have to be for the only fighter from their country to be Indian?
>>145376855kwab but also how can Darren be so retarded that he doesn't just block the retard calling him in the middle of the night multiple times?
>>145376825Straightest aspintard
>>145376856>h-he's never moving to heavyweight... don't even joke about it... please...
okay buddy the guy who got dwarfed and looked like a manlet next to fucking guru will fight at hw, cool fan fiction
>>145376911still saner than anyone who likes jones
>>145376262Don't compare a certified heemer like Talbott to that fag
>>145376925I can see an Usyk Fury situation (but for realsies) happening
>the taller fighter wins automaticallyi concede
>>145376925DC is 5'9" and he HEEMED Stripe.
>>145376930A vote against Jones is a vote for Cormier
I feel it deep withinIt's just beneath the skinI must confess that I feel like a MovsterI hate what I've becomeThe nightmare's just begunI must confess that I feel like a MovsterI, I feel like a MovsterI, I feel like a Movster
Guru said that Khamzat probably beats Dricus but bro really thinks he'd pick him over Tom lol
>>145376906Is he Indian? I'm not sure, mixed maybe
Kino
Chris Barnett sign the contract
guru is just overcompensating to go against the narrative that he's biased. easy to say dricus might lose when we're probably at least half a year from those fights getting booked. but also i'm smarter than guru and don't care.
>>145376855At least offer some encouragement, Darren.
>>145376989Khwholesyome dyisplyay
>>145376885Id kick that little midget right back to the favela
>>145377014If he bred her they'd basically create a fingolian
>>145371771Absolutely based. And that's why he's still my boy despite the recent robberies
>>145376904Ringing anyone at 4am, let alone someone you've never spoken to before, just because it's convenient for YOU is peak autism behavior
>>145376989She has a type
>>145376885he's too small, not enough pounds
>>145376906>the only fighterYou forgot about Jihin Radzuan she's a legend in the making
>>145377032My cousin Topi looks like a less masculine Val
>>145377043I mean she lived in one of them stan country and myk looks like the average stan brazzas there, so it figures
>>145376989He can send messages!?
>>145376885Understandable for him to be under some non-champion but under Volkanovski (1-3 in the last two years) is criminal.
>>145376931Besides Saaiman (who is only 3-2), his opponents have had a combined UFC record of 0-5. He is a cancrusher and very likely to get fraudchecked as soon as he faces any legitimate opponents.
>>145377063You've mentioned your cousin quite a few times now, you must be quite fond of them. Are they male or female?
>>145377080Pantoja beats Volk, Volk is flyweight-sized
>>145376968He's got an indian name
>>145377075The archaeologist does it for him>>145377090He's a welder and sheet metal worker
>>145377034doubling down on it is the right way
>>145377090femboy
>>145376951Certified Ingushetian banger
>>145377104He's too racist to touch you for free but he would turn you into a samosa
>>145377086We go through the same shit every promising prospect Use your eyes, not wilipedia
>>145377095This is ridiculous, how could this happen?I Volk a retard or Kai just a weightbully?
>>145377095HE USED TO BE 260lbsWho would say this? Who could even think this? That was Joe's worst moment. I wonder who started the lie
>>145377120uuuhhh yeah whatever that means.....
>>145376239Dealing with Dricus’ trash talk and the subsequent loss broke him. He knows he fucked up with ribbing Dricus over the coach kissing thing and then cyring over the abuse jokes. Then he loses a razor close fight which he could have arguably won. In his mind the bad guy won and he’s obsessed with the rematch but is acting like a scared little bitch to get it. Khamzat deserves it over him and Strickland can wait until the summer time to fight the winner
>>145377034This robbery literally saved my parlay
>>145377086he passes the eye test in the categories of durability and power, so he will at least get ranked>>145377125true
>>145377104Say it ain't so
>>145377125My eyes say the little emo twink will get snapped like the twig he is
>>145377039come on la you know darren was up on the sniff
>>145377120Is Finland a comfy country to live in? I imagine it could be kino like Skyrim.
IT BEGINS
>>145377164He probably got the “locker room bonus”
>>145376906ehem Johan "JoJo" Ghazali says otherwise>>145377062very true, shes pretty good for a >wmma fighter
>>145377160>>145377160I doubt it, what makes you think that?People not nice, food not nice, I'd guess the weather isn't nice, culture isn't nice, women not particularly nice. "Multicultural" country. Some taste to have gezza
>>145377160It depends there are lots of things foreigners hate so it can't be too easy but if you enjoy woodlands and birdsong it's probably super comfy
you know talbott will become goat of bantamweight because he's already hated
>>145377130>or Kai just a weightbully?I don't think he's a weightbully, he didn't look any bigger than Moreno when they foughtBut remember, Volk is officially168 cm (5'6"), probably shorter in reality, most featherweights are taller than that>>145377131And he fought Corey Nelson (his first loss) who also fought Robert Whittaker lol
>>145377182What are you waffling on about
>Cazzies once again conflating size with heightVolk has a ton of muscle packed on to his dwarf frame and a super high ape index. He's deceptively big for a featherweight even if he's shortKKF isn't even particularly big as a Flyweight in terms of size or frame. He's continually been the smaller man in the cage. Volk has at least 40 pounds over KKF's walk around weight
Talbott is getting his bussy torn up by Frank Ocean unfortunately
>>145377164Silly silly boy, this is what you tell him in private. Dana is the kind of guy to bend to your demands just because you impressed him, had the Balls to ask
>>145376968>>145377096hes Indian, MMA wasnt popular until the khabib-goobster incident and it wasnt until very recently that MMA gyms becomes full with members
>>145377183Sounds good to me, too many immigrants here I need to move. Is there many immigrants in Finland?
>weightbully WHAT THE FUCK?!? HOW DARE HE BE BIGGER THAN HIS OPPONENT
>>145377198>Volk has a ton of muscle
>>145377190Isn't that a tasty little factoid. Well done multeumesx
>>145377199what's unfortunate about that?
>>145372755>Tom loses to PereiraUnless Alex manages to KO Tom in like 20 seconds, it won't happen. Pereira's takedown defense is too weak, and Tom will exploit that.
Biggest Widthbully?
>>145377193How is that a question? Would you ask ask a travel agent that when they share an itinerary for a destination?
>>145377210Coastal cities mostly just get yourself 2 hours inland and it's usually not too welcoming
ilia ragdolls stipe
>>145377254In bongistan I heard someone ask the coffee girl at costa if she was having a giggle so yes
Will Poirier fight again in the future? Hopefully he gets heemed and then cries like the little entitled bitch that he is
>>145377369Holy based.
Miss seeing Jolie's Poiriers delight our screens
>>145377408Excellent post, would bend her over a fence any day
>>145377408The Lafeyete Legend
>Volk on Ilia rematch “I’m next.”What did he mean by this?
>>145377468>>145377468>>145377468>>145377468
>>145376885They legit just forget about him because his opponant have no name value, even tho he's the only one to have cleared out his division and has the third most title defences.Also what the fuck is flushed ass Izzy doing back in the rankings.
>>145377125H passes the eye test of having a unique aesthetic (being gay).He's gonna get Chris Gutierrez'ed / Adrian Yanez'ed
>>145377164the bonus situation really is proof of th UFC being greedy bastard, back in the day pretty much every event had diffrent bonuses, the vast majority of them being above 50k, like remember that Conor said "60g baby" while debuing on some andom fight night card.Adjusting for inflation fighters get even less than that, and that was at a time the UFC was making far less money than it is now.
