TGIF edition
>>145646178Thank god it's Friday
the new jersey frauds
/playoffsbound/
which game will have the most goals tonight?
>>145646195*New York Fraudgers
>>145646209ya nigga seethin
is there another Slafkofsky in this year's draft for my habs to pick first overall?
>>145646266mad at my debbies bud?
It's time for an NHL team in Quebec City
>>145646314>can’t even make a joke about the devils so he uses AI slop
>>145646378That wasn't me btw
>>145646385sure, bud
>>145646388
>>145646195>>145646266>>145646314>>145646385>>145646388all me btw
if your goalie was so good that gary never made a rule to try to hold him back, your team is shit and run by retards
>>145646409whoops didn't mean to add never, maybe i'm the retard after all
Why did the Canucks hand the Islanders Horvat for free?
Shut the fuck up chambers
>>145646266you don't want another Slafkovsky, trust me. he's literally an overrated bust, i'm so sorry to all habsbros.
>>145646266sorry but my bruins are picking first overall
My starsies :)
>Pavel Datsyuk's agent denies ex-NHL star is holed up with coronavirus-denying priest in annexed monastery
>>145646628very based
>>145646599How are the swedes, Oskar Bäck and Nils Lundkvist, doing?
>>145646628he'll deny it but he certainly is
That Goalie Is Finished
>>145646765Bäck scored his first nhl goal last night. Lundkvist is solid.
>>145646808send swayman down to providence
>>145646465Hope my Bruins draft Martone
>>145646465Atlantic is so ass that you'll make the playoffs
>>145646202My Debbie’s (:
>>145646765they're both decent
at least our sennies got a point
>Its still posting the same fatass every time someone posts the devils
>still seething when the devils basedjack is posted
worked
>>145647075My Wild have a banner too
Ah, yes, watching hockey. Because who wouldn't want to spend their precious hours staring at overpaid dudes in tights chasing a little rubber disc around an icy rink while simultaneously pretending it's not the most utterly mind-numbing spectacle on earth? Let’s start with the basics. First off, you’re watching a sport that’s literally designed to be as difficult to follow as possible. You can’t even see the puck half the time. But hey, don’t let that stop you from pretending to understand what’s going on, right? Just squint and cheer when everyone else does—who needs to know why they're cheering? The excitement is all about the vibe, right? And then there's the whole "fighting" thing. Oh, how edgy and masculine—dudes throw gloves down and punch each other in the face, all while somehow justifying it as part of the "game." Yeah, sure, nothing screams sophisticated athleticism like a free-for-all brawl in the middle of a sporting event.In the end, watching hockey is basically just a way to convince yourself you’re enjoying a sport that makes no sense, requires almost no actual thought, and is just a huge spectacle of overpriced uniforms, awkward violence, and moments of fleeting excitement that you’ll forget about the second the next commercial break comes on.But sure, keep telling yourself it’s a “great game”—I’m sure the dudes who get paid millions to hit a puck with a stick are really thrilled you’re sitting there pretending to care.
>>145647201if I was wealthy and/or schizophrenic I would definitely get this custom jersey made
off to planet retard, what should i tell them so they think i am one of them?
Matt Duchene was bought out lol
>>145647209https://streamable.com/j4n218
>>145647209this is AI written
>>145647255>shit player gets bought out>that shit player starts playing good afterHmmmmm
>>145647285We need an AI-coached NHL team
>Oilers planned to draft Matthew Tkachuk instead of PuljuImagine
>>145647242tell them my canesies got kwabbed by my clubbies
>John...let me touch....the amulet....
>>145647359i call him matthew tkachimp
>>145647359Retards
>>145647359Would’ve been traded because of salary cap
>>145647359if only they had
the top 6 in goals are all from different countries :-)
>he thinks there are meaningful differences between swedes and fins
>>145647733that is cool :)
>>145647753Finns are more pleasant to be around in my opinion
>>145647733wow maybe hockey is for everyone after all
>>145647359Would've been traded because of holland retardation
Seravalli reaches 1,000 calories 10 minutes after waking up.
>>145647733Sad
>>145647783Just like our bud
>>145647757Still no cups
> the Oilers are working to address their needs, but missing out on Liljegren has left fans wondering if a key opportunity slipped by.HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>145647777checked digits of inclusivity
>>145647838When has collecting laffs trash ever worked
>>145647753swedes wear boxers to the sauna
>>145647777not like this racist bros
>>145647848Engvall scored yesterday
>>145647880Miss being here and tweeting because e*on wants to make a really dumb rule for those who "spam" the hashtags.HMU if you want my alt because I do not want to post here if everything just gets suppressed as a result
>>145647757so he must have a ton of cups, right?
>>145647880Me and my dad went to a leafs game a couple years ago and we stopped in the team store and as he was leafing through the signed jerseys he stopped, opened his eyes real wild, looked at me and balked loudly, "who the HELL would buy a signed ENGVALL jersey" and as he turned around the lady standing right behind us had in her hand a giant signed pierre engvall poster. she looked as if she was about to cry
>>145647255stat pads vs shittersgets heavily exposed in the playoffs
>>145647802>>145648006cups are a team achievementthis isnt the nfl or nba where one player can win a championshipfilthy casuals
>>145648006kings haven't beat the oilers in the yoffs since gretzky. not sure what dustin brown is laughing at after all he has to go home after the game to his chopped ass wife
>>145648048brown captained them to 2 cups yet got stripped of his c all the same since hes so fucking irrelevant
>>145647802>>145648006Stastny also has no cupsDespite being the second most productive player of the 80s
>>145648047this is cope. mcdavid failed to score a goal in games 1-3 of the final and game 7 - probably would've won if he had any offensive impact. great players can take over a series and win it. mario tucked 5 goals in 4 games when he won, crosby scored the golden goal, gretz had 7 goals in 5 when he won his 2nd, bobby had the game winner in both cup clinchers he won. where's connor's big moment?
>>145648113probably cuz he played in butt fuck quebec
>>145648157>crosby scored the golden goalcrosby had 1 goal when he wonzero points in the final three gameshe fucked up in his moment and got carried
>>145648183crosby didnt score in the cup clinching game vs the sharks or preds either literal bus rider
>>145648183I will conceed and say crosbabby got carried by malkin and kessel to his cups
>>145648201didn't he get hurt in game 7 vs detroit too
>>145648206meanwhile mario, bobby and wayne didnt have to deal with the gary factornote how they won zero cups as players once gary became commish
>>145648226yeah he only played 10 minsthe season before when he lost he failed to score in the elimination game despite playing 21 mins
>>145648229wayner was denied by the kelly hrudey factor. everybody knows gary gave the kings a hearty push to the finals in '93 - certainly didn't want an all canadian final
>tfw the only reason crosby isnt considered a bust is cause of this goal
>>145648244Also lost the memorial cup final kek Couldn't beat scorey perry and robbie schremp
>>145648269But what a fuckin goal it wasto score a goal like that, in that moment, to put a country on his back. unrealgreatest canadian moment since vimy ridge
You now remember Maxime Talbot who scored the final winning goal in 2009
>>145648319we never got close to that peak under trudeau
>>145648047Retard
>>145648325how could I ever forget he was electric
>>145648325My penguins ):
>>145648338>where is the puckiktf
>>145648325And Dave Bolland in 2013
>>145648334not true. pierre was in office for paul henderson
>>145648353leafs legend and great london knight
>players don't want to wear the neck guard even though someone almost dies at least once a year
>>145648353Bolland and Bickel stoped a game 6 from happening. Insane how fast those two dropped off as well.
>>145648402there are players who arent wearing a visor
>>145648402I think the league should remove any life insurance or other injury protections they have for them if they don't want to wear one. They wear it from when they start playing until they make it pro, why would you possibly stop wearing it when you're at the highest level of competition? But they're retards for the most part, you'd see half of them not wearing helmets if it wasn't required. >>145648434There are exactly 5 retards without visors. And I hope Jamie Benn takes a puck to the face that forces him to retire.
>>145648325And yet the Canadian national team still won't call up Cam Talbot
Visors are for the french and european
>>145648444exactly zero players forgoing their jock cuprmyt what these retards value
>>145648459Not in Gary's NHL
I eat ass
>>145648504We know
>>145648504
>>145648504gross
>>145647753Fins seem much cooler. Swedes come across and the most anglicized and therefore cucked of the snowniggers
>>145648402Only a problem if a melanated individual is on the ice
>>145648616If I were an NHL player I would only wear a neck guard in games where there was a nig in the other team’s lineup
Mats Zuccarello should have worn a balls guard
my bruins suck :(
>>145648840we know
In retrospect an Atlanta hockey team was a good thing for the NHL. It was basically a nigger containment zone
>>145648893we know
game day my body is ready
>>145648956we know
>he doesn't know
for those unaware our flames are playing tonight!
>>145648290prusty locked him up
>>145648840Our broons are going to finally miss playoffs
Plekanec walked so the rest of the league could sit down
>>145648956that is a nice spot in bc
>>145649399nah but this is
>>145649094So you don't know?
>>145648718all NHL players wear cups
>>145649528The commissioner of this league has treated me to one free win
>>145649559Fine Speech.
I think it was a gay speech
>"it was a male modeling speech"
Ahh, yes. Martin Brodeur, or what he's more known as: Satan's Wallpaper.
It's a dykepuck magazine :)
>>145649591Okay, how you know?
>>145649754it was posted to /hoc/
>>145649913Promo's good.
Wish my team would trade for Logan Mailloux. He’s not gonna develop to his full potential playing on the habs.
This has caused a biblical amount of asshurt over on the athletic
>>145650089Are those predictions made by Moo Deng the oily hippo or something? It makes no sense to say a probable playoff team has a 0% chance of winning the cup
>>145650089Kitties humiliated the stars in tampere
>>145650089Hey dylan hows it going
extended mcnabb bro's
>>145650089Thats probably gonna be accurate
>>145650197I picture gen z boss in a mini when I see shit like this
my dabres :)
>>145650089Retard
>>145650763This is mcdavids stanley cup
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDD
>>145650763carried by drai, how poetic
>>145650763Shit defense. Let the goalie take care of the shooter.
Guess who
>>145651066Connor McJustNotReadyYet
>>145651142dang you're good at this!!
Flirted with the girl at the dude store again
fucking fios, my internet is down until tomorrow morning now i have to use my phone as a hotspot
Flirted with dudes at the girl store
>>145651171
Cant wait till they fire monty. Will be so funny kek
>>145651206my body my choice
Your body gary's choice
Crosby is 2 goals away from 600. Feels like yesterday I was actually forcing myself to watch Penguins games to watch him score his 500th. They were shit then and they are shit now.
>>145651142Jen
ya'll are gonna be so mad when McDavid finally wins one
>>145651270I wont be, I think he is a great player
>>145651281based hockey enjoyer
>>145651248It's only fitting
>>145651171look for a gf at church instead
>>145651270McMeme gets hurt the first game of the ploffs and plays no more, but Drai goes off like a howitzer and wins the cup and the Connie.
tyson paul tonigh
>>145651270I won't, he'll be on my habbies
>>145651175at least we can still shitpost together :)
>>145651322but i want seggs before marriage
>>145645164>i NEED an angry animal name!Yes.
>>145651338that fight is rigged
>>145651383so is gary's league and yet here you are
>>145651338I want to see paul put in his place
>>145651426still tony mark
>>145651417you've been watching too much wrestling
>>145651207He'll return to rehab by christmas
>>145651206rare Swedish W
>>145651426i do too but tyson is 60 years old
where do i stream the retard fight?
>>145651483netflix
Whatever you do don't use illegal streams
>>145651300This was the highlight of Vancouver's decade
>>145651426get fucked
>>145651516>>145651527I don't have netflix. I might have to get it when Monday Night Raw moves to it.
>>145651539>IT'S TIME TO LOCK THE CAGE!
>>145651539on your knees doug
boring thread. i'll come back when knights/clubbies is on. wings/ducks is also looking spicy.
What's the chance that I could have played Counter Strike or DOTA with Kaprizov?
will they ever win again?
>>145651623I only play 1.6
Harvard women's hockey struggles to generate offense
goddess ashley is playing with her team v harvard, but the espn+ feed is trash
> Penguins Reportedly Not Tearing It Down While Crosby Is Playing
why do so many prefontaines play hockey
Northeastern vs UNH soon
>>145651778if only they had more chiefs
ahley is just too good for harvard
>>145651915if they aren't tearing it down, why didn't they give guentzel a big contract? he was their 3rd best player and the only real difference maker in the supporting cast. clinging to rust and rakell is kind of like closing the barn door after the horses got out.
she's literally perfect
>>145651223no sweaty. i think you mean your body, my choice.
>"It's good to be in something from the ground floor, and I came too late for that, I know. But lately I've been getting a feeling that I came at the end. The best is over."
Fuck I wish I could afford to go to the Taylor Swift concert, it's probably swimming with prime teenage pussy.
>>145652274
>>145652274I went to the movies when her movie was playing and there were a ton of teen girls in weird outfits
>>14565238518 of course
>>>the never-ending shitshow of Pittsburgh, PA[wakka-wakka]
Going to watch this over the weekend, maybe tonighthttps://youtu.be/LzExLxZJwR0?si=gFXPYZnhHsGHah7U
>he's going to watch a one-hour news program but gave himself the whole weekend to finish busy guy
why does nobody in /hoc/ actually go to games? you see guys posting pics rom games in /mlb/ all the time but rarely in /mlb/. and i'm talking about NHL games, not your shithole barn in Hamalmisi Finland or Maolbyo Sweden or whatever.
>>145652754hockey games are expensive. I only go to one a year
>>145652654>>145652625bud raped you
>>145652754i'm fuckin drunk i guess. i meant to type from games and /hoc/ instead of /mlb/ the second time im so sorry please forgive me
>>145652754because its over a hundred bucks for nosebleeds
>>145652814cheers bud
>>145652754I go to roughly two games a year and post from them. No one gives a shit.
>>145648598you get it :) you're cool too
mackinnon lehkonen rantanenmittelstadt drouin nichuchkinannunen in goal
FLAMES game tonight
>>145653121knights play toknight too
>the city of Woostah
/raped/
>>145652754i'm not paying all that money to watch a shit team for retards get styled on
go flames go!!!
>>145653268why are you on /hoc/ then? How are you Gary's target audience, you ungrateful fuck?
>>145653336i'm here because i watch the games for free. get FUCKED intern
Gary should let our flames win more because it would make hoc happy
FlamesChads....Its time to ignite the FLAMES
>he thinks the interns get paid enough to get fucked in New York City
/Hersch/
>>145653470How about Johnny Storm? he seems the more likely Calgary spokesperson from Marvel than Tony Stark >or persons the Phoenix Force? or even Ghost Rider
>>>>or perhaps the[]
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
>>145653744>he's outhahah
>raped bitch starts spamming>/hoc/ diesmany such cases
>>145653802/hoc/ has been dead all day because idiots like you are incapable of carrying a conversation
the raped bitch and the horse he rode in on
as always: flames are gonna kill the predators
>>145653813oh i'm sorry faggot should i just talk about marvel shit or spam the same ugly whore every day?
>>145653813yeah faggot should he just talk about marvel shit or spam the same ugly whore every day?
I want to watch the Flames game tonight but the Mike Tyson fight is on at the same time...
>>145653877have you considered talking about hockey
nobody ever discusses marvel stuff in this thread why would you use that as an example stephen
>he doesn't like it when other people are off-topic, only he gets to do that
FUCK THE PENGUINS*honk honk honk honk*FUCK THE PENGUINSCBJCBJCBJCBJCBJ
The Flames are the perfect team for the Predators to turn their season around.
NO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!
>>145653609who is this for?
>>145653961it should've been trb instead of johnny
>>145653168shieeeeet its a good night for pacific chads
>>145654157should have been you :)
>>145654229thanks
>>145654157>>145654229both of these are in poor taste and you should both be ashamed >You're not, which is also a shameful display
>>145654342you probably know something about poor tastes after what bud left you in your mouth on that chilly easter evening
just cooked some steak fajitas, bros
this guy is still a Giant Douchebag
>scorefull draw
>>145653374I'm already sending your IP address to Gary over microsoft teams
>>145654656I hope he dies in prison
>>145654507yum
Imagine how much better the jackets would be if that faggot didn’t decide to drive drunk
>>145654832I hope he gets defiled in prison by Tyrone
>wishing SA on someoneyikes
>>145653493jen
>>145654832I hope he gets a long stretch and loses all hope for the future, and THEN some dude stabs him with a frozen poop knife and he SURVIVES that shit, but just barely and in a state that leaves him pining for the days when he could ruin his and other people's lives with alcohol and a motor vehicle >and then he dies and goes to hell like all sinners should >>145655005the interns are more likely to moonlight as escorts, frankly >maybe for /hoc/ readers, we should find out.. seems thread worthy
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRJACKETS GOALLLLLFUCKKKKK SHITTSBURGH DIARREAHGUINS
Darnit. Nothing but boring games until the headliner at 10pm.
>>>>maybe they have a discount for /hoc/ readers, we should find outATTENTION ALL INTERNSYOU HAVE A QUERY AT /hoc/
Michael "your goal, my choice" Bunting
mike tyson should join the nhl next
>>145655607did they have the fight yet?
>>145655587He played well with Marners and Matthew.
>>145655996They must have won a lot of cups then
>>145655220they need to satisfy gary's urges
how much longer until tyson? a couple hours?
>>145656303The opener just got called for the Irish dude; then a middleweight fight; then two bitches fight for a bitch belt then Tyson will eat a cupcake live at AT&T Stadium, sponsored by Jerry World
>>145656303Probably around 2 hours from now, nobody seems to know for sure.
>Sabres looking to make “big” trade
scorofeyev
I want people to remember that by the time the rebuild is over 'yearssss from now' EK, jarry etc won't be on the cap meaning we're going to have a boatload of money to spend to help out the young talent we eventually get through trades and the draft.
>>145656729dubois
Gary Gary, quite contraryHow does your garden grow?
>>145656729Bill "Hotdog" Kessel
GO FLAMES>GO FLAMES GO FLAMES
>>145657148achievable natty?
eating Chester's hot fries and drinking cherry pepsi
I hate how much fun everyone is having with the pens downfall, it's like I can't even be sad in peace
>>145657347only achievable natty
>>145657148me on the left
>>145657403I hear ya
>>145656895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXiswqKR0RsWhatever happened to Gary?
>>145657148>in reality
>>145657414Flames live in the gym. You’ll be a healthy scratch until you can bench 3pl8
Pens and Kongs need a rebuild already with their aging cores.
CBJCBJCBJCBJCBJ
>>145657534Just like my Islanders
>>145657470he was 17 here
>>145657347Yes. Just do your mewing 8x8 per hour
>the city of Ovi
My Capies :(
EKs half assed backcheck to the zone there after coughing up that puck is so infuriating
>>145657562Wow he grew some pubes on his face!
>>145657403I feel it
>>145657620based and gen alpha brainrot pilled
I mean listen, Jarry wasn't gonna roll up and shut the Jackets out. Not behind this shit show and not in his situation. If he can finish this game without it getting way out of hand, it's a step forward for him, the team being ass is just normal.
Shittsburgh dumps again.
Jesse will save the Pens
My Capies :)
Getting walked by the blue jackets is a choice.....oh well no one's accountable for anything in this organization so same thing tomorrow
>most dangerous draw in Denver, CO
I wonder what Ted has been up to these days, JacketsBros
MY JACKIES
>scoreless draws
HOOOOBERDOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
>a man with two surgically repaired hips will save the Penguins from certain doom and despair who's writing this script?
Why didn't the Jacks keep Texier?
Jarry makes three stops at close range.4 of 5 skaters on the ice follow the puck like fucking toddlers and end up below the goal line.CBJ score./hoc/: wHy DoEsNt JaRrY sAvE iT?
threadly reminder that mcmichael > mcgaykid
My Capies :))
>>145657844Getting married
>>145657971That’s what it’s been like in Columbus since Bob left
Where are the leaders of this team?
>>145658125hahaha probably to some fat roast beef sandwich with a kid
Why the fuck was Bunting so mad?
>>145658217I wouldn’t say so, probably a beautiful young virginShe’s gorgeous I bet
>>145658333hahahahahahaha yeah keep dreaming faggot
when i say "go" you say "flames":)
KEKFUCK THE PENGUINSGO BLUEJACKETS
>>145658362I don’t need to, she’s sitting right next to me
Calgary Flames
I had 2 mega QT gorls flirt with me today and I absolutely fumbled it and didn't get at least one of their numbers. ༼ಢ_ಢ༽
>she's sitting right next to /hoc/she smells purty...
Yeah it’s over for my penguins ):
>>145658215me in the top right gossiping with my lesbian wife
i don't smell pretty, i'll tell ya that
>>145658436your hand ain't a virgin, its rubbed off plenty of gas station ohio dicks so keep dreaming retard
>the Dream City Fighting Retards
Ted lets see your boner, bud
I tell you, Canada seems jealous of Ted’s happy life
Jarry has RAISED his season average with an 0.870 save percentage tonight and people still defend this guy
>>145658284You go from shitty laffs with a first round ceiling to a pongs team in the basement losing to the fucking teds and see how well you can hold it together lol
>bonergross
>>145658686Not tonight, I don’t need to be banned anymore, last Time was over 3 months
Who the fuck is Ted? Kaczinski?
>a three month vacation for freeing the porpoise sad>>145658834Bundy
>>145658834A columbus blue jackets fan with a large penis
>>145658834Had to be here
>>145658834
>>145658886>largemaybe for someone from ohio
>>145658895>>145658886>>145658868(ﾟ~ﾟ)3 month ban is kinda nuts tho.
>>145658771So you have turned into the world's biggest pussy, not surprising.
really, what does sully provide this team? he isn't getting them wins. he isn't getting them to the playoffs (past 2 and most likely 3 seasons). and he hasnt won them a playoff series going on 7 years. I think he has 3 years left on his contract and the pens are getting worse each season and are heading towards the bottom. If he isn't fired before his contract ends I highly doubt he's going to want to stick around the pens for a rebuild. its obvious to everyone that he should be fired but just genuinely curious why fsg and dubas are so hell bent on keeping him apart from not wanting to pay another coach
also, great job to the Hobart Statesman, beat Umass-Boston 7-1
>>145659057Since it's a boomer team and "fire the coach" is one of the only buttons you can push I think he's gone pretty soon. Maybe there's some politics involved with him being the USA coach for the stupid fake cup but I doubt it
>scorefull draw in Boise, ID
>>145659105logo is a bit problematic
>>145659383how 'bout this one?
and to think: some of you doubted the flames
>>145658600Post eliteprospects page
>>145657620Based see you tomorrow on shoulders day. We can hit the sauna afterwards
>doubting the the awesome power of the Fantastic Four
>>145657844He’s toking in heaven
>>145658215Crosby and Malkin
>>145657982_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>145658566Sorry champ. You’ll get a QT’s number next time
Las Vegas Athletics of SacramentoMiami Florida Panthers of Sunrise
>>145658618Because you don’t clean your penis daily
>>145658618i use my sister's perfume desu
>>145659817Sunrise is a suburb of Maimi and like a ten minute drive SAC and Vegas are a couple hour plane ride at best
A's got yotesed
another night not watching my clubbies because the owner is a disciple of the economic kingdom of the hebrew
>>145658886It was above average
MCMICHAEL SCAR
what a backhand
>>145660082Have you ordered your jersey yet?
>>145659790thanks〔T︹T〕
it bothers me how easy I accepted Utah and forgot about the Coyotes...
my avies :)
for fucks sake, detroitcome one
>the city of Detroit already
>>145660365the coyotes no longer exist, so you forgot about them just like you forgot about the present King of France or the author of Waverley
>>145660706They exist they're just deactivated! I hope Howler isn't dead!
MY craps!
Wingbros we're so fucking back
my avies :(
My CAPIES :)
mickey redmond is a faggot
Huomenta but the opposite
>>145660451>come onecome all
>>145661105Huomenta but the same
>>145661115
Dubas isn't without blame at allHe inherited a team that missed the playoffs by 1 point the season prior. Morale was up simply by firing Hextall. Ownership told him the goal was to make the playoffsHe didn't demonstrate any patience nor demonstrate a good vision for the team, by immediately re-signing Jarry, signing Graves, and trading for KarlssonThat's what he personally commited 19.875m of the limited available salary cap towards for the next several years. It's an atrocious allocation. If that was utilized even halfway better this roster would clear playoffs easily. You'd likely still have Guentzel. Dubas chose very poorly
>>145661100>mickey redmond is a faggotHe's a leaf, yes.
for me it's Hockey Club stalwart Lawson Crouse
I'd say that they cursed themselves if they were only ass half the time. But they're pretty much ass all the time this season.
guys I misplaced the cap of my usb stick and it's ruining my night
>>145660706Keep your similes hockey related.
more like the washington craps
for me, it's the fraction of SLC ultras that will insist on calling their team "Yeti HC"
It’s sad how much better wolf is as a goalie then saros
>>145661339trace your steps, dad
>>145661275>Cup goes donkChavs are now forever cursed.
>>145661275and that is why you should never actually touch the Cup
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOK OUT CLUBBIES!!!!!!
the Turtle!
>>145661339you checked the inside of your ass?
>>145646249who got the stick?
HORSE!!!
>replying to a 12 hour old postretard
Hoob looks good in this one I’d love to see him get rewarded for his effort
>>145661774DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK
>>145661910Do you know my dad?
>body massage
Its time to blow it up Avalanche. We will give you Kadri for Makar
i feel bad for makar. word on the street is he wants to come home
>scoreless second period in Alberta
>>145661994Who wants one?
>>145662159I think if the flames want to come out on top, they need to put pucks in the net
>>145662131heard denver is a legitimate shithole so i dont doubt it
>>145662164>>145662164>>145662164>>145662164>>145662164>>145662164>>GET THE FUCK OUT HERE!!!
>>145662255Sunhine deh yah, time fi de bus rida
>Lames and Child Preds
it's LIL-GER-IN
I PUT THE PUCK IN THE NET OHHHH
scAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>145662293>"Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?JOHNNY, DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL???
>>145662410Its been a snoozer, nolan and nishikata are clearly over at chris's place tonight playing minecraft
me me me me me me me me me meme me me me me me me me me me
what defunct team do you miss the most, bros?
>>145662293>>145662255>>145662164>>145661994i hate I am old enough to know this
>>145662549nordique
>The sponsorship, Marner revealed, is with PSD Underwear. "I like guys in cute underwear, so sue me."
>>145662549The Pittsburgh Penguins
How often do teams score on a 5v3 power play?
>>145662549Whalers maybe. Cool name and logo.
What happened to EP40? I thought he was the next McDavid?
>>145662644depends if theyre the leafs or not
>>145662549KC Scouts.
>>145662644real talk, it's about 50%
>>145662639
>>145662549The Coyotes
>>145662549
>>145662549my heaties
>>145662787Is there anyone outside of Connecticut misses them besides le epic negative space logo?
>>145662549Metropolitan Riveters!
Poor flames and predators players no one is watching your shit game we be waiting for Jake
>>145662644NHL.com only has data since 2009-10 but Boston leads with 36.3% and St. Louis is last with 19.5%. I didn't count Utah and Seattle who are first and last respectively but have played by far the fewest games.https://www.nhl.com/stats/teams?report=powerplaytime&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20092010&seasonTo=20242025&gameType=2&sort=powerPlayPct5v3&page=0&pageSize=50
>>145662787This and the Nordiques.
>>145662549I wish calgary had a nhl level team
>>145662871>Is there a reason*
>>145662549the Bonanza
>shitsburgh shitguins
Actual defunct NHL teams>Montreal Wanders>Hamilton Tigers>Philadelphia Quakers>St. Louis Eagles>Montreal Maroons>Brooklyn Americans>Cleveland Barons>Arizona CoyotesEvery other team just got relocated and changed their clothes
>>145662927We did then they fucked off one of them even died.
>>145663034I miss watching that little nigga
>>145662549to be fair. I miss the sabres. after Hasek, the team has not meant a fucking thing
>>145662927>>145663034
>>145663034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXSXU_T2xs
>>145663025I thought the Barons were part of the Debbies now? the whole group of teams got folded into one club >I may be wrong
>>145663025>AckShuAlyshut the fuck up. original cities matter and Hartford was great.
Johnny might’ve still been alive if he was on the flames. Maybe the wedding is held on a different day and he’s not there. Crazy how life works bro..
>>145663276The Barons folded and their assets were merged into Minnesota. Then they were unmerged to make the Sharks.
>Columbus --> Hamilton Tigers>Buffalo --> Hartford Whalers wallah
My didn't ask is not defunct.
bring back the montreal wanderers tbqdesu
knights look a bit shit toknight lads.
>>145663319I forgot Johnny died
>>145663424>Columbus --> Hartford Whalers>Buffalo --> Hamilton Tigersftfy
Could the next thread be flames themed? We are about to rid the world of predators
>>145663319Or even if he signed with New Jersey or some other team. A cruel twist of fate.
remember, the next thread will be themed for my very specific 70s/80s female musician obsession that not a single person in /hoc/ cares about or I will kill myself
>>145663849Ok sounds good buddy :)
>>145663849Kate Bush? Cyndi Lauper? Olivia Newton-John? I felt compelled to make guesses.
>hockey rock anthem guy>didn't ask guy>the one the likes to post The Wolf I love the succession of T's in that acronym, don't you?... Clubbies, you're missing out on some thread cred over here, you dudes don't really have that "inaugural Season" energy we're used to.. hmm... >y'all need to have a sit down with Big Brother Veags and Sister Seattle, maybe they can help
Hope someone makes a webm of Wilson running face first into the goalie.
>scoreless third period in Call Gary, Alberta
>>145663849>>145664028Gotta be Patti Smith. Maaaybe Pat Benatar
>>145664474You can’t say wolf is overrated he’s fairly rated now
>>145663849It had better be Carly Simon
>>145664539Underrated by my best estimation
Kate big Bush
Did the linesman just get whacked in the penis balls?
emmylou harris and lucinda williams general
>>145663849based ann wilson chad
>you're so vain...
Maybe it’s Joni Mitchell
>>145662913retard
/hoc/ probably thinks this song is about them... >sad
COME ON YOU DUCK FUCKS!
>>145648191
ATTENTIONTHERE WILL NO SCORELESS GARY TIMESTANDOWN FOR SCORELESS GARY TIMETHAT'S A HARD STAND DOWN, /hoc/>sorry, lads =( had my hopes up
>>145664709tell me more about this topic in the next thread
M I R O IRO
Daniiiil Miromanov done did it yup
F L A M E SLAMES
>>145665952>>145665952>>145665952retard
>>145666248
>>145666436>>145666436>>145666436lazy fucks
>call a powerplay.. now
