kate bush edition>>145646178>>145646178
/hoc/ tuah
Dreams last for so longEven after you're gone
My penguins ):
>>145666436>>145666436>>145666436>>145666436>>145666436>>145666436>>145666436
>>145666436She was so hot.
1st for goddess ashley
uh oh, Hitmen>__ __
Oh cool I was right wish Kate Bush. Hounds of Love is a dope album. Go Flames!
ahsley is so perfect
oh shit, Detroit, what are you doing???
>>145665952>>145665952>>145665952retard
>>145666736Waking of the witch used to be my alarm each morning
Are you Jake or Mike? I haven’t even been watching the games due to the excitement of this event
>>145666904Cric fans can also be hoc fans buddy
I still have faith in Alex Lyon, lads>
>>145666987cope and seethe, retard
Mike Tyson's only 6 years older than Jagr
>>145666907That’s a wild track. I’ve always been worried that I would grow to hate a song if I used it as an alarm, so I never do that. Probably it’s an irrational worry.
even bedard could beat mike tyson
:()
My Capies :)
>>145667200Bedard is pretty jacked, I think he could kill me with a single punch.
>>145667254congrats, lad
>>145667166Just pick a song you already hate :)
>>145667115wasn't me.
just got back from a 2 hr pickup. just in time to see tyson take a dive
>>145667166You only hear the first 5 seconds of your alarm anyway. I've used Time by Ecco2k since 2019 because the lyrics would be amusing to wake up to, but I can't remember ever making it to the vocals
>>145666436I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THE BUSH(〜^∇^ )〜
>>145667596Mike Tyson is a rapist I’m a jake chad anyway
>>145667399Good thinking. Now I will hear ‘All About that Bass” by Megan Trainor each morning. We’ll see if that makes me want to blow my head off or not. >>145667641Yeah true. Gotta pick a song with a cool intro or something.
>bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands
>snatchville
My Knights!!!
>most flammable draw in Berta
The Texas Tiger scores every Flames empty-netter lol.
GOODP L A N O LANOBOY
>>145667699All boxers are rapists even the cute dykes
I'm sorry I disrespected the flames and flameschads in the past. I take it all back.
>Pedos lose yet againI wonder what all the idiots that thought they were gonna be contenders are doing right now kek
First of many no-hitters for the big Wolf dawggggg
knights won :)
Not tonight n/a/shville you had air support via gary all game however >we shut that shit down
Wolf is a bus- No no no this can’t be happening he just shutout the preseason champions with stamkos…
So...the Utah Coyotes couldn't pull it off.
Kneel before wolf
Flames winKnights win Pacific Chads keep winning
>cole schwindt's uncle is on the dad's trip instead of his dad>google to see what's up with his dad>he kys a few years agojesus
>>145669024The west is the best
actually this is betterhttps://x.com/i/broadcasts/1rmxPomPObqJN
>>145666436nooooo
>>145669026Damn that’s terrible
>>145668953>>145669410fuck off retard
>>145668893blessed gif
damnit
YESSSSS! CRUSH THEMMMM!!!!
>face of boxing>only fights washed up hasbeensJust like Dylan’s stars kwab
Genuinely incredibly how shit the wings are
>>145670480Just like Jake kwab
>>145670597what does she name them?
>>145670597chambers wishes so bad he had hair that full
>>145670699
>>145670597what's the black chicks name that has been there
People spent money for this? This fight sucks back to hockey for me
Funny how everyone purposely ignores the flames win streak.
i love you ashley
>>145671318
flames are just delaying the inevitable
>>145671318is that his daughter or his wife
>>145671216I don't. I just hate pride.
>>145671586She is Chinese
oof not looking good for the yzies
MIGHTYIGHTY
>>145671744
This fight is such a a bunch of nothing. This is why I never buy PPV events.
>>145671958
>>145672087I hate Jake Paul so much
I thought the boxing match with the 60 year old man would be good
>>145672260millions of people are watching this right now
>>145671586niece
>>145672260Sir, please allow me to introduce myself, the owner of the Brooklyn and Golden Gate Bridge >which just happen to be on sale for a moderate price, I think you'll agree...
>>145669026Oh shit what?Why?
>>145672391They're cousins.
>>145672087>>145672260It turns out this whole thing was a Lawler-Kaufman-tier prank by Paul and Tyson to make tons of money.
>Tyson Fights have been historically short and unimpressive for the most part >t. some dude with a sports almanac
Kek the audience is so bored and booing this shit
>>145670480This man does not trust the Yzerplan
>>145672734I don't get how people can still buy in to the hype of these sham fights
>>145672734Fair enough. Maybe Tyson’s last chance to get a giant payday.
yzerbros
>best /hoc/ meme of 2024 is grimgrim
>>145673318Just like my….Aww to hell with it
Good night gg Nashville
>>145673318grim has one of those Legacy Memorial Awards and a wing in the Hall of Gimmck Honor >grim has been here for a while
STROME GANG
>>145673951Jake Paul just said we're in an "era of good" but now I'm not so sure
Monumental implosion by my wingsIt has never been more over
Jake chads won
>>145673951WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT!
>>145674086cash in your tickets, this season is done
>>145674119I like this image. I find it inspiring,
>it was 3-1
>the Baddest Man on the Planet yeah, maybe planet retard...
that shit was a lame publicity stunt, which knew it would be. my dad has been excited for this for months and is so disappointed lmaoooo. also jake paul was straight up just showing him respect the latter half of that fight he could've knocked him out ez.
>losing to the DucksLOLLMAO
>>145674580I don’t want to give Jake Paul too much credit, but I appreciate that he didn’t just publicly embarrass Tyson like that.
>>145674580god, he was so slow and disorganized >bad was to go out, Mike, hope you got paid
>>>>bad way to go[]
>>145674781Tyson is a raper
Huby looks good with that moustache.
>>145673318for me it's planet retard
>>145674895No he’s a boxer.
>>145674771Hockey is a game of heart, and the Ducks have a lot of it. Mike Tyson is about to have a heart attack.
>>145672576just read an article. he was always a heavy drinker but got really bummed out during covid when he had to lay off a bunch of workers while his business was temporarily shuttered. drank more and more, started to treat his family like shit, never recovered, walked into the backyard after a day at work and blew his brains out on september 11, 2021>Before leaving for training camp with the Florida Panthers and embarking on his professional hockey career in the summer of 2021, Cole Schwindt had an earnest conversation with his father. Jason Schwindt was not well. Cole was about to get on a flight to chase his dreams and was looking for some assurance that things would be all right if he left. “You just saw it in his eyes,” Cole remembered. “For me, it’s one of those moments I’ll always come back to.”>Cole told Jason he wanted him to be there for his first NHL game and for his wedding. “And his answer was, ‘There are no guarantees in life,’ ” said Laura Schwindt, Jason’s wife and Cole’s mother. Those were some of the last words Cole Schwindt and his father would exchange. About a week later, the day Cole was scheduled to travel with his teammates to Tampa to play in the Panthers’ rookie tournament, 49-year-old Jason Schwindt committed suicide. It was not the first time Jason had tried to take his own life.what a fucking pussy
The Ducks are profoundly orange this year. Orange pants, gloves, helmet. I don’t like it as much as the Purple, but they look a lot better than they did with the “D” logo for the last several years.
>>145675061Fauci lockdowns took another one
>>145675061lmao what a tard>>145675124no big loss
>>145670699>>145670801Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.Goodbye.36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
the 36 is the amount of times he got kwabbed in this genny
>>145676125shut the fuck up
don't think i'm gonna make a para level tonight, we'll see
Dustin is the statistically the 6th best goalie in the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq0gYE9PzgU
canada's hanging out with the big dogs I had to straighten him out sometimes I had to go upside his head
>>145676213He’s doing so well - I love watching him.
>>145676213>your flames will be hated buddy
>>145676452fug he knows
>>145676213No he’s a bust!!!!
>>145676213That's not Calgary
>>145676520thats the point of the image
>>145676540Tho show flametards are infact retarded?
>>145676520pretty sure it is calgary
>>145676554no its a deliberate troll against flames fans and you're falling for it
>>145676582Im falling for it too. I’m a Flames fan and it doesn’t feel very against me.
Calgary has gay mountains flatlanders win Saskatchewan should steal their team
>>145676632They’re all Soiler fans in Sask
>>145676632What?
>>145676632america is about to accelerate global warming which means saskatchewan will be getting a gary sunbelt franchise in 10-20 years
WE SHOULD TAKE THE SUNBELT AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
>and i would have gotten away with it too if wasn't a complete retard
>>145676711Wait is it or isn't it Calgary?
>>145676693somewhere even sunnier?
>>145676749eat cock randy
>>145676778bot
Man. I’m so frustrated about tonight’s game. And Sergy just letting Karlsson walk that final goal into the open net? No pressure. Just let him run. Pressure just slowly disappeared in the 3rd. Shit passes, shit turn overs. Let’s learn and do better. I really wanted this one against Vegas tonight. Vegas fans were assholes all night. Almost got into a fight with several of them. *tucks hair behind ear
>>145676738I'll leave that up to you to find out. Get to studying bud. >the results may shock you!
>>145676738It's Helena, anon
>>145676897holy the double baitrespect
>>145676906Ok thanks :)Are you Helena anon?
>>145676924>takagi is embedded so deep within the identity of calgary it can now trick google resultsbased
>>145676932Yep. Drunk and angry. The fight was boring as fuck.
You guys had me tripping. I live in Calgary and I was looking at the picture trying to picture where it might be lol. I thought I had become retarded. Helena looks very beautiful :)
They didn't tell you?
>>145676970Sorry the fight was shit :/You going skiing or anything over the winter?
>>145677034Naw, too many flights to visit fanily and broke. Probably going 'hunting' on a weekend though, aka driving out near townsend, drinking beer and shooting at a tree.
>>145676997oh yeah? what neighborhood you live in?
i live in nw calgary. feels good
>>145677061I pray this time you get lucky with the hunt :)
>>145677064I’m in Brentwood >>145677069Hell yeeahaahhj
>>145677119wtf i'm :>>145677064 from varsity
only SHIT pit groups toknight
>>145677131I'm retarded this is what i meant to link to >>145677069
>>145677131Nice I used to live in Varsity. NW Calgary chads run this general, everybody knows it.
Wait so:One person is in BrentwoodI'm in Varsity Where does the third person reside? Canmore?
Yeah no bullshitters here at all. Varsity anon is real but the retard who sucks at lying sure isn't.
>>145677131>>145677145wtf i'm also in varsity
>>145677145Always have, always will+helenachad
>>145677161I used to live in Royal Oak when the neighborhood was still being developed but I live in Canmore now. NW expat
>>145677185>Royal Oak when the neighborhood was still being developedI can remember that. Sage Hill and whatnot was just farmers’ fields. It’s crazy how much this city has grown.
>>145677185Beauty, made to better pastures I like seeing your OC mountain photos :)>>145677216True, I remember skiing at cop and only seeing farm land over the crest.
>>145677177wtfProof?
Come home Bedard. Bedard, come home.
>>145677216Before Royal Oak I lived next door to you in Silver Springs, the based and redpilled neighborhood of max comfiness, most notably for the pool in the summer and the ODR in the winter. Heard that pool is just one big pool now instead of being separate and there being a 3m platform there too, times a changin'
How can Colorado have 3 players among the top 7 top scorers in the league, but still not be in a playoff spot?
>>145677285Their goaltending is bad. That’s part of it.
>>145677272Yah they renovated the pool. At least they still have value village. Bought a stick there last year. The view of the river valley there is the best.
>>145677272One of my friends used to live in Silver Springs - it’s a really nice area. Definitely comfy.
Babby's first schizhoc thread
watchin grunge legdrop new jack thru a press table
rejoice non flamesbros of /hoc/ cause we don't have another game until next tuseday against stephens islanders i'll keep my flames shitposting to an absolute minimum till then
>>145677447It’s been a crazy schedule, so it’s good they’re getting some rest. In the mean time, Bruce Springsteen in the ‘Dome tomorrow night.
>>145677447based i love that path
fuck you /hoc/ and i'll see you tomorrow
>YOUR CLUBBIES?>WE FUCKED THEM
OH
Who the hell is taking all these pictures of her around the city?
>>145677515YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
yea we got there 292 paragon bro's
>>145677525her bf
>>145677529YO ASS BETTA CALL SOMEBOOOODAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
real geek and anime freak wrestletard hours
>>145677579i'm 2/3 of these but anime is gay
>>145677579We just call that real retard hours
>>145677607and you're the usher
The bottom 16
The top 16
>>145677614>trashvillethis is what marchessault wanted KWAB
>>145677620Flames and Islanders spotted
>>145677614Yzerplan bros... it was supposed to be different this year...
>>145666436excellent edish
>>145677620>5 canadian teams in top 16>2 canadian teams in bottom 16 Gary isn't going to like this.
Boston should be in the Metro and Carolina should be in the Atlantic.
>>145677730The metro can keep its shit teams for retards
What is going on with Connor Bedard?He hasn’t looked good. 5 goals in his last 33 games. 8 in his last 43. Only 3 goals all season. On pace to score under 20. Is on pace to score less than last year. Looks invisible lately. Seems unable to get to the middle of the ice. His shots are extremely easy for goaltenders to save. He’s often knocked off the puck with ease. He’s also not a good defender.Did Chicago take the wrong player? Should they have drafted Michkov instead? He’s looking entirely better.Starting to think Bedard is extremely overrated and might not be a superstar in this league. People say he’s only 19, but he’s been labeled a generational talent for years. Crosby and McDavid were dominating at his age in their sophomore seasons, winning scoring titles and MVPs. People bring up Nathan MacKinnon also having a slow start to his career, but Mack has qualities, size and speed, that Bedard simply does not.Is it time to worry?
>>145677743similar to my islanders?
>>145677766You're catching on quickly
for me it's jack eichel
>>145677766just like your islanders
accurate?
>>145677805maybe on planet coping retard
>>145677743the only reason carolina is in the metro is so that gary can sneak another sunbelt team along the path of advancement in the playoffs
>>145677837>swept 3 times in the conference finalKWAB the entire leastern conference is a fucking joke
>>145677525>>145677547some people don't believe in meme magic, but coincidences like this simply just do not happen in reality
>>145677805the land of faggotry is just for (You) purposeshockey does belong therestill massive gay thosus belt is up to the individual to determine wether hockey belongs there or not
>>145677805mopr
>>145677473Varsity anon is based and genuine pilled, you love to see it.
>>145677851I love meme magic :)
>>145677875Sus belt needs to be more strict. Utah is not the same as Vancouver or st louis
>>145677886Thank you and likewise NW fren
My Louies play at a Euro-friendly time today.
Good morning /hoc/>ded wongs
>>145678807Yzerplan status?
Good marner sirs
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>1456788625 more years and the next generational talent falls into Stevie's lap and you'll be forced to apologize
Just had a tremendously satisfying marner
wow
>>145679339He'll be the greatest player to never win a cup
>laffs
>>1456793781993
habs
>>145666656is this julie gaffney
THE QUACK ATTACK IS BACK JACK
thanks, gary
>assat
more like ass hat
>>145679351who is that rn?dionne? iginla?
>>145666436kyfs you katerino busherino shill
>>145679952what timezone is this blud?
>>145679952I’m excited for jets vs kitties
>>145680107atlantic timezone
>open net clapperi love women
kek look at this gem from the cornell game yesterday>women's hockey
>>145680202kwab (kek what a bitch)
>>145680133kill, fuck, marry
>>145680216Gay
>>145680219fuck, marry, kill ?
imagine not marrying sid
Just took a dry morning Dubios.
dubois was one of my favourite eagles :)
>>145680280he's a fuckboy
>>145680202me coming out of mom's womb
>>145680202KWAB (Kisses, wishes, and bessings)
Thread's dead zed.
>>145680202kek what a bitch
>>1456804862019 SCF rematch at 1pm.
flames and islanders girlfriendship game on tuesday
>>145680133me on the right
>>145680086Tony Hand
go stars and go palestine
just here to drop a bud1
>>145680677
for womens college games, the big10+ feed is high quality, but the ESPN+ feeds for ivy and ncaa is not that good
qt's
only thing worse than having to watch the blue jackets on a Saturday night s watching my habbies lose to the jackets on a Saturday night
>>145680808>Varsity waifu lineup
>>145680808height5'9 - 5'7 - 5'65'8 - 5'75'9
>>145680883oops actually height5'9 - 5'6 - 5'55'8 - 5'75'9
ROCK'EM AND SOCK'EM LIKE CHERRY'S BOYS
>>145680883thought this was my habbies for a sec
the avs should have signed grubauer
remember patrick roy?
>>145680951je rire
>>145681009yes I attended his final game with the habs, D'TAMA
>>145681068lmao I remember watching it on the television
>>145680339I could fix him
>>145681068almost time for your nap, gramps
kek
>>145681163Sad
>>145681147n-no you
Fucking chilly out
not sure the f-word was necessary.
>>145681163Cope Reddit said people care about women hockey now
>>145680951Jen
who is this jen fella?
>>145680808Hannah Clark for me.
>>145681348Kates less attractive sister
puck is dropping in a bong
>>145681454Im not fishing the puck out of bongwater again Gary
>>145681366its ok i claimed josephine bouveng
the most annoying thing about women's hockey is that they want to be taken seriously instead of just being objectified and the hottest among them being admired. this is in exchange for being slow and weak
Thank you Gary for getting the shit games out of the way early.
>>145681454I’ll start cooking brunch
sooon
>>145681580what are you making us?
Fuck the Falms (not as much as the Soilers) but thanks for birthing this great band Calgary.
>>145681589Pancakes with a fruit spread and Vermont maple syrup. Oh and eggs and sausage for people who just left the gym
>>145681348/hoc/‘s bike
Bettman is known for his tireless work ethic. It’s said that he’s often the last one to leave the NHL’s headquarters in New York, working late into the evening, especially when there are critical negotiations or big decisions to be made. His commitment to the job is notable, even if it doesn’t always earn him widespread admiration.
>>145681661Does she have pegs?
>>145681640yum
>>145681667Yes im glad Gary works tirelessly through the night cooking up jewish schemes to sell hockey to sunbelters
>>145681667Gary is hardly in the office. He’s busy entertaining team owners and investors in the Cayman Islands. His interns do all the heavy lifting
>>145681804slander
>>145681811It's true. Last week I had to carry an entire ream of paper up two flights because the elevator was out.
remember when the takagi fag spammed endlessly about aatu raty going to calgary, called him the "finnish mcdavid", continued to make cope about him being "finnish mcdavid", then said it was all a ruse? kwab.
*passes gas*
>>145681901༼ (ಥ〜ಥ) ༽
stars vs north stars tonight
remember when the raped bitch spammed endlessly about bud going to 1, called him the "stephen", continued to make cope about him being "just like my islanders", then said it was all a rape? kwab1.
i'm going to listen to some 80s rock to get me pumped up for the game
>>145682101he was seething last thread about bud, kwarb
>>145681811Do you really think Gary builds the weekly PowerPoint decks?
>>145682112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1iwQxiHrs
dead man walking
Thinking of taking a cheeky sauna to cure my sniffles
alive man not asking
this general is dead.hockey is deadit is the end of the heterosexual white man and the civilization he built, trump presidency notwithstand. the jew was too powerful and sneaky. the aryan too proud and virtuous. hockey is no more
In this house tell first and ask later
>>145682170He’s already updating his resume
>>145682183>***** presidency notwithstandwe don't mention him here
>>145682176have any buds to play gargoyle with?
>>145682176for me it's sauna+cold shower
>>145682183>>it is the end of the heterosexual white man and the civilization he built, trump presidency notwithstand. the jew was too powerful and sneaky. the aryan too proud and virtuous.this is literally a brownoid post, shut the fuck up
>>145682113budtruly1
>>145682206I like it when there’s nobody in the gym sauna so I can go in nude
no one asked the blue haired ghouls in the 'cord
Colorado is getting healthy at the right timeBut I was told they were washed up in October and their window "slammed shut".
>>145682242lineup nowLandeskog is coming back soon btw
>>145682208Based that’s how you heal your muscles
for me its a hot shower and then ice cold water to invigorate the system
bruins are trash
>>145682183Keep this garbage political faggotry out of my /hoc/
>>145682287>2022shut the fuck up
>>145682287trb was pro vax
>>145682286That’s how I wake up when it’s cold
>>145682196_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>145682287Every team required vax proof for that period
>checks scheduleit must be national shit games day
why are bald coaches so bad
>>145682294sorry but this general is native indian land. this is now a lacross general
>>145682474>replace bruce cassidy >cassidy goes off to the sunbelt >gary gives him a cup Same thing likely gonna happen with this guy. Seen it time and time again. >torts - tampa >sutter - los angeles >cassidy - vegas >laviolette - carolina maybe this new retard isn't good enough though
Carolina is always the team that I go "oh yea I forgot you guys exist"
asking is always the thing that i go "didn't"
Fitting to booze tonight
>>145682756Columbus for me
>scoreless draw
>>145682756i didnt even know what carolina was till i moved here. its a real hockey city tho
>>145682844CORRECTION!!!>Brooins citizenship in question
>>145682756Anaheim for me and it's sad but true
my boy korpi!
Are the Leafs going to have a moment of silence for the four Torontonians that got trapped in their Tesla?
lost 5-0 in beer league last nightready to watch my nuckies lose later tonightlife is good
>>145682899>finnish goaltending
>>145682861Why didn't they change the name after they abandoned the whole King thing?
FREDDY BOY!
>most dangerous draw in Boston
this is your nhl playoff lineup
>the city of Saint Louis, Mizzourah
Takes about 2.5-3 hours per paragon level rn
WE LOVE YOU FREDDY!
Just heard the news about Jack Edwards.F
Lets go Blues!
>>145683018Kek
>>1456831290/10
Just heard the news about wrestlefags OUT
Ullmark redemption night
>>145683231I hope so. Fucker single-handedly cost our Sensies a point against the Flyers.
just heard the news about Gerry CurlF
Maybe this game is not last Jim Montgomery's game.
>>145683270>/hoc/'s Chinese Proverb of the Day>"Never assume hostility when stupidity is an equally plausible explanation">t. Sun Tzu
Korpi flashing those pads!!!
>>145683191nurse mentioned
well Freddy didn't get his natural in the first period
>>145683249Perron back as well
>>145683328always assume bud1-sun ta-zoo
>>145679952>no clubbieswhy does gary hate the one true religion
>>145683593I know right? How long until us Muslims are finally represented wulahi
i wish /hoc/ wasn't shit
without his hair doctor, McAvoy would be as bald as Monty
Damn the Blews are missing a lot of good players.
korpi again
friendly reminder that jordan binnington will be canada's starter in february
e-god general dumbass
steely dan sucks
Thinking about buying a print of the Rhystic Study artwork
tell me a hockey-related joke, chat
knock knock
who's there?
>>145683724Just like my islanders
boo
banana who?
banana this
GARY
>>145683593yea its weird. mormon polygamy is basically a 2 on 1 power play . arguably the most hockey religion
DuClair's been looking for that
why are there large-chested women being advertised on my sfw board?
>>145683968hey sunbelter, no 2 on 1 powerplays in the show, but there are 2 on 1 odd man rushes
Cracked the first cold one of the evening.
For me its a 5 on 1
>>145684016hey kevin
How the fuck was the interference?
gotta go out and finish up the groceries lads
>>145684014cheers
>>145684038dont forget to put on your big boy pants
bruv why is there a coca cola ad on the ice? it's not like they need it
>>145684038'uck you mean finish up?
>>145684051>>145684038don't forget to dig the fuck in
>>145684038don't forget some snausages for the perro
>>145684051im wearing my sweatpants and you cant stop me
>>145684010there will be 1 on 0 power plays when i'm in charge
>>145684067got half the stuff earlier around lunch time, came back to my place, had lunch, applied to some jobs, shitposted and now going back out to finish up the other half because the first place didn't have all I needed
>>145684116Gary already blessed us with that
>>145684057
>>145684057coke is yummy
Refs have called the game for the Broons early I can tell.
Islanders being in a WC spot despite have more games played and less or as many wins as all but 3 of the teams below them is funny
Damn that blues guy is lucky he's now not a paraplegic.
>>145684290thank you gary
>>145684290how the fuck is that funny
>>145684308You can tell by the way he fell it was a vicious cross check
>>145684290And they’re doing it without a bunch of their mainstays so lolThe NHL is a fucking joke
>>145684408just like my pwhlies
CAM ON KYJEW
It's up
>>145684290translation: bud is winning
>>145684845They forgot to add the Sharks slice.
Hoc Trivia: True or False? Perunovich is Russian for son of Perron.
>>145684845This has gotta be BS right? The Jets could easily win the Cup this year, much higher than the % shown.
>>145684919>The Jets could easily win the Cup this year
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
my dad is a yotes fan and my stepdad is a bruins fanwhich do I pick
>>145684919Retard
>>145685000(ﾉ■_■)ﾉFuck ye.
>>145684919Moneypuck is always right. They had panthers the whole time last season.
>>145685073I agree with the Dallas (salad) prediction. But to have the Jets less likely than the Wild to make the Finals doesn't compute for me, they're a much better team.
>>145685152Okay email moneypuck and tell them their algorithm is broken.
>>145684845My Sensies :)
>>145685187Sure no problem, like they give a shit what I have to say.
>>145685202>your opinion is invalidNow you're starting to get it :)
>>145684919>muh regular season success
>>145685219>your opinion is invalidI mean if mine is, then yours definitely is too, even if you're a leaf.
>>145685073uhhhh
>>145685294fake
but the deserve to win o'meter said we won
Deserve a gf o'meter
>>145685294See, moneypuck doesn't always get it right. They have the fucking Kongs making the finals over Winni, which definitely isn't fucking happening.>>145685454zoz
>>145685486Neither team is making it out of the first round so it doesn't matter
>>145685454Mine is just like my Oilers
>>145685520True I guess. I almost doubt the Kongs will even make the post-season. They're in perpetual black hole mode.
"Gary Time, the Quest for the Gary Point", will return after these messages
>>145685666Go to the church and ask God to fug you
how the hell'd we wind up like this
ez
how the hell'd bud wind up like 1
PIPER SIGHTEDPIPER SIGHTEDPIPER SIGHTEDSHE LOOKS VERY CUTE!!
Speaking with PWHL Minnesota staff right now. They are confused. They are worried. The term "embarrassed" was used.The draft plan they spent the year on has been abandoned. I've never seen something like this unfold in professional sport.
>>145685935Better than the jewess in new york
>>145685913Well... it all began one chilly easter eve
mike lubbies fucking sucks
>>145686128Just like my islanders
Crosby's first 1000 points>368 goals>392 primary assists>240 secondary assistsMcDavid's first 1000 points>341 goals>422 primary assists>237 secondary assistsSecondary Sidney strikes again
>>145685935Like a blonde Riley Reid
P Diddy game
Kraken have the worst play by play guys in the league
KRAKENSSSSKKKKKAAAAAARRRRRRR TURBO GOURDE
>>145686375sid never deked through 4 guys to score
>we beat the rags, i demand you take us seriously
>>145685935I'd Pipe her Shaw if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
who here has a 120hz monitor?
Wife asked me to do the dishes while I’m watching the krak islanders game. Accidentally responded by saying >bud1now she’s mad at me because I’m refusing to explain what that means and I’m not doing the dishes
>>145686633Players in general are bad at taking these chances to do the unexpected. None of those Rangers expected him to try to skate through them and so they were caught completely off guard. McDavids speed helps him sure, but more than anything it's being able to anticipate how people will react.
Don’t let Engvall get hot
>>145686760girl buds are called bab
>>145686775Robert Nilsson and Zach Parise ass conversation
>>145686802Barb
I cannot describe in words how much I hate St. Louis. I actually saw them play when I was there for Nationals this past spring, and I hated them the entire time (but they gave out free hats so the puck bunny in me won).I only started watching hockey in like the 2015 ish season so I don’t really care about the Habs and I don’t even hate the Leafs that much because we always own them and they don’t usually try to cheap shot our players, at least as much as the Panthers who are probably the #2 op. But I fucking fucking fucking HATE St. Louis and specifically Binnington. He’s just such a whiny little douche. Hardly even celebrated when he won the Cup. Thought he was hot shit that 2019 series because the refs were giving them the game to the extent that even r/hockey was on our side. I will never stop hating the Blues until Binnington is gone.
My southeast Asian wife hit me with a wooden spoon today because I didn't walk her gay little dog
>>145686775He's the real life version of the gigachad guy
>>145686757I do why?
barb1
>>145686877When I interpolate videos it's not a flat 60fps so if you have above that refresh rate it's able to be sped up without hitching. Not a big deal but most people use 60hz displays still
>>145686992Okay?
>>145686859Seethe
>>145682287>Unless actively eating or drinkingAnd most motherfuckers told us to ''trust the science'' lol. Nothing scientifically about wearing a mask that doesn't do anything to not spread a disease while you can take the mask off if you're eating, because you of course don't spread the disease while you're eating.Fucking bullshit and just a test for the fascism that is coming.
>>145687053I would really shine as a mid-level regime functionary
> K> R> A> K
Kitties-Peggers is the game we'll watch tonight.
I thought it was friday I had no idea hockey was on.
I'd let you had I known it, why don't you say so?
>late
>>145687112Dont worry its only shit games tonight
>>145687146You're right... the only game worth watching is on right now
haven't drank since tuesday :)
haven't asked since tuesday
Where is it cuck
>>145687173You should drink tonight.
>>145687246>>145687246>>145687246
>>145687079Many people would. All functionaries in the SHL arenas do it for free and they use the little power they have as much as possible.>no, you can't go down to your seat unless there's a stop in play>yes we have to search you thoroughly before you can enter the arena because the retarded government and the retarded police have heightened the ''terror threat''>no you can't have one foot in the walkway in the standing sectionI have a good mind of doing a real terrorist attack on those motherfuckers.
>>145686375Sad
