/hoc/ is a snoopy general :)
lets go blues
Worst captain in the league
>Finland trying to trick anons into cooking themselves in a sauna again
>>146180039can never trust swamp-dwellers, they've all got darkness in their hearts
>>146180039>>146180057Hush and get in the warm box now, only steam now
>>146180024Let's cool it with the antisemitism, anon.
KAPRIKOV SCOREs
Nick foligno is a captain in the nhl
>>146180057how is finland a swamp?
>>146180111It's in the name, suo-mi. Suo means swamp in finnish. That anon is just culturelle
wild scored booooooooooooooo
Rumour is conroy really wants kakko and now he’s a healthy scratch. Flames will trade for him shortly.
>>146180154I never knew that
Scratching kakko is going to bite us in the ass, should have put the old kid line back together instead. And keeping lindgren but dropping mancini today is another bad option. Love that zib and kreider got dropped to 3rd and 4th line. Hopefully that reduces ice time from those two.Happy Sunday y'all, let's all hope for the best.
>>146180011>>146180011Brennan Othman, physical forwardGabe Perrault, manlet offensive centre his father is Yanic Perrault. Those are the two that are supposed to become 2nd line nhlers in the next few years.They also have Adam Sykora (no relation to Petr or Petr) but he is a long shot.Cuylle is the prospect that had made it. Mancini on defense is scratched today, people say he has it but I don't see it.People say the same thing about Berard at forward. I dont see anything.Then you still have Kakko and Lafreniere if you still consider them prospects.
remember when kaprizov was a rookie for 2 seasons starting at age 25
>>146180213Kakko is a loser
>>146180213I am late to this gameThey seriously scratched Kakko. KAKKO?!?!??!The guy is probably having the best run in his career and he is the one that gets punished.Fuck this franchise
Finland is just Scandinavian Florida when you get right down to the brass tacks
>>146180227Brendan othmann is a whiny little shit
>>146180240Just like my islanders
Also that useless twink Zac Jones has got to go.
>>146180227sup chambers, do you regret giving up your trip?
Remember when the Golden Knights were fucking shit and missed the playoffs?
>>146180188The rags are sending Kakko, a first and a random salaey dump to Calgary for Huberdeau with Calgary possibly retaining a bit of the salary as well
>>146180262He was supposed to push for a spot this year but he didnt. Then he got hurt in the AHL.
My penguins ):
>>146180284>tfi am laughing out loud. then what happened the next season bro? dwiw:^)
>>146180275Do I regret my actions on an anonymous polynesian skirt weaving forum?
>>146180265It's a twink league and a twink sport
>>146180310>then what happened the next season bro?I don't know what's going to happen in 2025-26
>>146180337His offensive skills are redundant with Fox around. You don't win in the playoffs with 190 pound 5'11" defencemen that don't hit on your 3rd pair. If he's on the 2nd pair that's even worse. They need to get rid of him already.
>>146180332yeah
>>146180401no milly for ya
My islanders lost
>laffs
>>146180445did you see knoel's cake
>gaudreau to the boxthought he passed
>>146180012too cute
>>146180496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhQnnjlwaRI
victor scored
>>146180496Should have been Matt and Brady not Matt and Johnny
>You didn't learn a damn thing. Except to quit. You've got that maneuver down really well
well, well, well
>>146180663Ganes tied buddy
>>146180721>canadian team needing gary's help to winPathetic
Gary laffs need a pp.No problem, chaim, coming right up. Shalom.
God dammit Buffalo. One job.
THEYCUTTHELEADINHALF
>baffling
Tavares magical play
What do they even do?
CANES SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
/hoc/ told me Tavares is washed
my canesies :) scored again
OILGASand GRAVY
>>146180817they fill out the majority of Ms. Pegulas's investment portfolio quite nicely
>>146180831It's the amulet
Blues-Rangers is about 75% the speed of the average NHL game
desert dogs haven't won a game yet this year
>>146180904kek
>>146180831That’s bud he’s a little special but we love him regardless
>>146180904That makes it easier to follow
>Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun 6m>BREAKING: Flames have acquired Kaapo Kakko, Reilly Smith and a 1st round pick from Rangers for Jonathan Huberdeau with Flames retaining 20% of Huberdeau's salary.
kolesar is based. he's never won a fight but tries anyway
Is Pearsons wife still fat?
>>146180978Maybe but there are also so many stoppages that I keep forgetting the game is on
>>146180904rags should be skating circles around these shitters
KKKoleslaw, Wins
CANES SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
the finn is lying, shan't be giving a (you)
>rags
>>146181013Is that Dylan’s account kwab what a bitch boy
>California and Florida in the finalsIt's all so tiresome
>>146181050I'm sure venue adjusted is just home/away but it makes it sound like the rinks are all fucked up and different like it's baseball
>>146181050weren't the rags operating at like 1.5 GAA for the first month
>kings winning a playoff round
>>146180858magic JO crystal
2022/2023: If the Sabres had some good defensive play they’d be a playoff team2023/2024: If the Sabres had a decent power play they’d be a playoff team2024/2025: If the Sabres could hold on to leads they’d be a…. Actually we’re back to being bad at defense and power plays too.
Soooo i get home. I turn the game on and check the box score.Is this a joke? Mika, kreider, smith, and lindgren get to play yet kakko gets benched for fucking brodz????Its a huge mistake to get rid of him but kakko needs to demand a trade this is complete disrespect to bench one of like 3 forwards who actually tries nightly and will play the boards and defense.Soft ass management, team and coaching staff too scared to bench vets doing nothing but will bench the kid that they know wont even speak up. Either braindead or scared bitch tactics here
>>146181013Faulk and parayko are still good. id lock a big berta boy like parayko down for life
imagine dylan getting blacked by bbc. What a homo
>>146181131kwab
Welp, on that note, I have to leave to play pickleball with some peeps. All I can hope is that maybe missing my first Rangers game all season will bring some good fortune to this team.
>>146181215Okay grampa dont break your hip
We'll be in this thing. You'll see.
>>146181119somehow still able to play the leafs hard. kinda sad sabres save all their effort and good play for 4 games a year.
would you believe that this one didn't go in?
>>146180303what a weird collab
>>146181296Laffs are shit.
>>146181269Oh, we're in it alright
>>146181309I believed it now what
>>146181327ouch!
>>146181296playing a team "hard" and still losing means absolutely nothing at any level higher than house league
Don't believe I asked.
>>146181429Come back in four months
>>146181429>Shit division in a shit conference. Plan the parade again, lafftard.
>>146181429ottawa has a very legit shot at playoffs
>>146181455>>146181481concession accepted
>>146181429>.633 is a good enough P% to lead the Atlanticjeeeeeeeeesus
>>146180073this time I'm the sauna gollum
>>146181501We all know how this ends up.
>>146181505truly the planet retard division
>>146181501>ssm8kwab the laffs haven't won a cup in your parents' lifetimes
>>146181491I've heard that one before
>>146180039sauna has a lot of health benefits
>>146181534You cant win my patented knucklepuckthumb
>>146181429Complete timeline of >laffs division winning seasons since there were more than 6 teams in the league>around this time, Neil Armstrong walks on the moon>1999-2000 Northeast (lost in the 2nd round to the Devils)>2020-2021 North* (1st round choke to the habs)(*not a real division)
>>146181481>>146181505>>146181553atlantic division team has made the final 6 years straight
Just tuned in to my teams game :)
>>146181632because gary loves florida
>>146181632Because they usually have a piss easy round 1 and 2
>>146181620That all Canadian division was kino
Ah I see we're in the "THIS YEAR'S DIFFERENT" phase of the cycle.
>>146181636stunningly basedhave a blessed evening, anon
>>146181620SSM8
does anyone actually give a fuck who wins the divisioncouldnt tell you any of last years winners
>>146181632Laffs have failed to get past the 2nd round for 70 years straight.
>>146181636actually based
>>146181739Nah they made some conference finals 20 years ago
>>146181653As all New York Jews do
>>146181561leafs haters havent came up with new insults in your parents life, your point?>>146181739retard alert
>>146181761Source?
>>146181761noted first line center alyn mccaulley got em there that one time
Take a trip down memorylane, Anon
>>146181807Laffs had some really good seasons in the late 90s and early 2000s before they sucked for a decade
>>146181739KWAB the laffs have NEVER won more than two playoff rounds in a year lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
>>146181823Shame about the concussions
>>146181834early 90s too. 93 and 94.
>>146181841Kinda like how my islanders never won 16 games in a single postseason
Series winning sniper Garry Valk
What would happen to /hoc/ if there was to be a >laffs->rags ECF?
>>146181834"Good seasons" for Planet Retard maybe. Haven't made it out of the 2nd round in 70 years.
>>146181831I miss those days
>>146181891We would root for a westen conference team
>>146181891Gary doesn't like more than one O6 team in one series.
>>146181891Who gives a fuck
>>146181841fake news from planet retard
>>146181891/hoc/ would explode and destroy /sp/
>>146181891At this rate >rags might actually miss the playoffs
>>146181945Ron wilson woof
the rags are so fucking bad jesus christ
>>146181841>NEVERLaffs are founding numales of Planet Retard.
>>146181891wont even be a possibility, rags playing A1 round 1 (if they even make the yoffs kek)
>>146181945thank you for reiterating what i said
Leafs playoff hero Cory Cross
That Rob Thomas is so Smooth ft. Tito Santana
>half the team is ded>league still can't take over the standings
>>146181967>>146182006Who said it had to happen this season?
>>146182034enjoy 2024-25 Ryan Lindgren
>canes are so bad they can only btfo shit teams who are playing the second night in a row
>>146181967KWAB
was told the wild were the best team in the league???
>>146181107>>146181107>>146181107>>146181107THE AMULET'S POWERS FUEL JOHNNY HES GOIN FOR SOME HATS TODAY
>>146182065wut?
>mild
guise laffs are beating gaybres, when should we schedule the parade?
>>146182081Did a retard tell you that?
>>146182030Great London Knight. 2 time O show champ 1 time memorial cup champ 1 time stan lee champ
My Wild got them seethin'. 2 E Z.
Mama hide the cookies!!!
>>146182128Just potted one
did anyone else see dylans meltdown the other night?
john tavares is a human horse. the isles could use a guy like that
>>146182204whos dylan, seen him name dropped like 5 times this thread
>>146182204no, i saw some retard mass crossposting reddit comments and closed the thread
>>146182252The new nickname for dallas fans, represented by the one fan getting punched in the face webm
>>146182257meds
>>146182245You turned us all down. You hurt us all.
>>146182245>horseReady for the glue factory, at $11M.
>>146182252Bob dylan. He's a movie star in a new movie.
>>146182252The NHL's new superstar Dylan Strome
>>146182337STROME GANG
i dont like making coach changes in mid season (new coach has zero expectations to do anything as "its not his team", bla bla bla) also lavi hasn't been here for very long, but this isn't normal.. a team doesn't go from presidents trophy to "barely know how to skate" in a few months.. these fucking soft ass players dont want to play for him.. its obvious.. and since we can't change the whole team, we have to change the coach.. its the only thing to do now
>>146182280canadian meds (euthanasia)
>>146182337Erie otters LEGEND
>>146182361This core is on their 3rd coach already.
>>146182421They have to go for 4 and break laffs record.
>>146182421They gotta stop hiring fuckin idiots to be fair. laviolette is a dumb fuck david quinn is a dumb fuck and gallant has gotten fired after 2 seasons every time for a reason
Tomorrow is Monday
>>146182509It's the players fault>quinn babys us too much>gallant doesnt baby us enough>laviollette babys us too muchBunch of mental midgets in that lockeroom
lets take a minute to appreciate the laffs broadcasts. gord miller on tsn, craig simpson on sn & the goat joe bowen on radio, does any team have a better package?
I’ve seen this before from some good teams. This team is good. They’re playing just terribly. Low effort, poor results, morale in the gutter. Could be 92-93. Presidents trophy to a season without a playoffs. They won the Stanley cup the following year retooling on the fly. Not saying they’re cup contenders or close to it. Just saying these things happen in sports and life.
>>146182511one more week until I take my vacation
I’ve seen this before and I didn’t ask
>>146182562Which cup champion are the rags going to pilfer this time?
>>146182562>This team is good
>>146182582All of them
>>146182582Kadri
>>146182574That reminds me, almost time to watch the Garfield Christmas special.
AND JOHNNY SEALS IT SMELL LA L8R BUFFALOL
I will say this. Mika has been public about battling depression and having mental health issues. I'd encourage him to do what JT Miller did in Vancouver and take some time off to get his head together. Get him in a better headspace , rather than dealing with the hostility of the NY fanbase.If they bench him, he's definitely not gonna come back strong.. it's just going to feed into the self fulfilling prophecy that is depression. In fact, I think it's why they won't bench him
>>146182554Not to mention the incomparably funny Jim Ralphhttps://youtu.be/4CXRLr-N8lUHe's got a killer John Candy too
>>146182554Woke fucks all.
Relocate the Sabres to Quebec City
HAT TRICK HEROES
I will say this: I didn’t ask
>>146182620What the hell was cozens being a little bitch about
It's ok Brennan Othmann will save us
>>146182620>beating the gaybres is the laffs' cup
>>146182627god bless leafs jelly for those bowen highlights he does. such fond memories of driving in my dads truck listening to these 2 call the games, always a blessing to hear jim and joe go back and forth, great stories and greater voices. itll be a sad day when i turn on 590 or 1050 and dont hear em on the call
>kaprizov will be recreating this photograph with president donald j. trump
>>146182691I wish they were still on TV. I have extremely fond memories of bowen and harry neale calling that guy who fell into the penalty box fat. it seems like the leafs commentators are always too afraid to be leafs fans. especially on HNIC >I'll give him the fork never mind the lift
>>146182654apparently the faceoff was done wrong. goes to show how pathetic the gaybres culture is. tbf tho i might be bitching and moaning if my sorry team lost 10 in a row>>146182661nono its beating the Bs, im just happy to see the leafs play good against buffalo for once, i got tix to the game next friday in buffalo so im hoping i watch the leafs and not laffs>>146182742joe and jim always speak their mind, theyre as honest as theyre allowed to be
>>146182726>implying this team will make the finals
Haha. That Christmas song says "gay apparel"
>>146182764Gary gave that faceoff to overrated shit's strong side. Shalom.
I'm torn between wanting the laffs to lose and wanting to laugh at buffalo's ongoing misery, so that last one was tough to watch
11.5 million dollar goalie
>>146182726barkov cant wait to meet the guy
>>146182885go with the latter
>>146182764based have fun! :)
/Hersch/
It's okay Sabresbros your team is gonna be very scary in a few years
what game should i throw on next? wanna laugh @ rags but also wanna watch a close game & hopefully an OT?>>146182989i dont hate the idea of paying him high aav, but term is where i draw the line on goalies, never give em more than 5 years on a deal
Should I start using my christmas gimmick next monday or wait a week?
>>146183078pretty sure this was said in 2016, 2018, 2022, & 2023. starting to think buffalos just doomed to lolcowdom for another decade or two
>>146183138Well done anon, you got the joke
>>146183152yeah i heard the sound of it going over my head right after i posted
>>146183138Maybe not pick only defensemen at 1OA
What's the record? We'll have to start watching the games together
>>14618319718 games set by the 2003–04 Pittsburgh Penguins and 2020–21 Buffalo Sabres
>>146183138I remember people said they were on the up and up after the john scott phil kessel incident in 2013
>we beat bufflel you can all start ssm8's
some dire fucking hockey being played in st louis
>>146183076RapedBud1
>>146183281That's what happens when two shit teams square off
The rags look like they are not even trying. Their spacing is so bad. They aren't skating at all. Like they have to be doing this on purpose. They just let the Blues take the zone everytime, and stop pushing every time they gain the offensive zone. This is fucked.
>>146183281>RAGS
>>146183281It's turgid
https://youtu.be/frrFsXdhKZ8
>>146183318those were the days
I don't like these St Louis alternate jerseys. I don't like them at all.
>>146183367I thought these were the Gretzky era throwbacks
>>146183367nothing about this game feels good
>>146183367I kinda rock with them
UH OHHHHH
UH OOHHHHHHHHH
Will Cuylle is super based
Come on Rangers
>>146183188tbf, dahlin was the no brainer and id argue has been worth the pick, power is meh, not really anyone from that draft who was projected top 5 that youd argue is a clear upgrade over him, but their picks outside the top 5 are whatve doomed them, just lots of complimentary pieces instead of top dogs>>146183336those kessel jvr kadri lupul bozak leafs were so fun, 0 expectations they just played, had some goons to start shit with. not to mention either vezina level or ahl level goaltending from bernier and reimer
>>146183549They've tanked in the wrong years. putting together a shitty roster in weak draft years
>>146183611They tank every year
>>146183549That 2nd line of macarthur grabo kulemin was so special
the good guys (Canes) won tonight
>>146183636Not really. they havent intentionally put together an awful roster since the mcdavid lottery. they just suck
>>146183611Then what should buffalo do?
>>146183765continue being shit until relocation happens
>>146183798The city might never recover if that happens
>>146183765Slide into Lake Erie and go over Niagara Falls
>>146183765Beat laffs, snes, hasb, rags and ruins.
>>146183765Bring back Eichel at all costs.
>>146183765honestly i have no idea, the teams just fundamentally flawed somehow. hiring a competent front office would be a good start, not getting a dinosaur in ruff could help too (i have no idea why jay woodcroft wasnt interviewed for the job/isnt a candidate). after that its probably trading for a top dog like eichel. should brady tkachuk become available id get buffalo all over that. afterwards its probably deciding if levi is a long term solution. their defence and depth are serviceable enough to get you into the playoffs at least, but theres room to upgrade. definitely need a better LW than zucker for the 2nd line & a 2nd line center, after that youve got yourself a playoff team.
>>146183862And HagelAnd MiddlestadtAnd O'ReillyAnd RodriguesAnd UllmarkAnd McCabe
>>146183549Dahlin is absolute fucking shit and the core of their issue he's their one decent player in ten years that if he was traded to another team he wouldn't improve. He's so fucking bad at defense. All the team's offense goes through him because how could it not someone's got to get points on shit teams. Crybaby infected by the sabres perpetual losing that they then made captain. Quintessential eurotrash. They should've made up a contract impasse and traded him to a retard franchise like calgary
>>146183657>Tony Chud is gone againsad :(
>>146183765relocate and start from scratch
>>146183811Buffalo is durable and more importantly they had their chance meanwhile, about a dozen other North American cities would love a shot, Hamilton and QC ought to be in the conversation
>>146183879they had a ton of talent walk through
Fantastic news:the >rags lost AGAIN
Damn the Vegas game just ended too. Time for video games I guess.
>>146183883This but laffs.
>Mildlollmao
Doesn't matter, I'm still a Rangers fan, and you won't change my mind.
>>146183963hamiltons never getting a team, the blackberry debacle ensured that and gary hates canada so qc never getting a team until him and parros' loveboat sinks in the carribean. sabres shouldnt move, id argue there isnt a single team that should relocate since they thankfully put down the yotes. but if you want a relocation, talk about columbus before buffalo, columbus is the biggest poverty franchise in the league, 0 history 0 reputation its where players go to die. theyll only ever be remembered for wasting rick nash, their ugly ass jerseys & the hilarious lightning sweep>>146184105got some narcan handy for all that copium youre doing tonight anon?
>>146184150My team wins cups. Your team is laffs, faggot.
My Knights win again!
>>146184150>wasting rick nashJen. That's funny.
Sabres are going to break the regular season losing streak record
>>146184454that will be their legacy before they relocate
McCabe was pretty entertaining on spittin chicklets
The habs are the next sabres
>>146184454How many games?
>Atlanta Thrashers, 1999–2011Not their fault but these were the shittiest years in the NHL
comfy
not your fault but i didn't ask
>>146184693comfy is a codeword for cozy
>>146184493chara was really only impressive as a goon
can i have a sip, z?
>>146184835sure thing, pal
knights won bro's :)
starting to think my habbies have a real shot at 1st overall
>>146184819i only re-started watching hockey again around 2019 and he was fucking terrible , glad he left boston. but people loved him so prob had some good years
>>146184865Just like my islanders
>>146184971not quite
>>146184957They'll fuck that up too and/or big brain pick a weird european again
David "noah juulsen" reinbacher
>>146180039>againQRD?
>>146185218damn you might be right
>>146184960he was only kept since he was a good locker room presence
>>146184493I fucking loved Caber in his prime. always had that big slapshot from the point. NOBODY takes clap bombs from the point anymore and hockey is sorely missing it
>>146185383i thought he goatee and hair looked cool
>>146185251finns = bad
>>146184693https://youtu.be/OTrpI8bwxp0
>>146185251Some finn turned four pepes into frog jerky last year and escaped by running into the wilderness near Taivalkoski
10 days till santa
maybe on planet kringle
>>146185531I hope he brings me what I want :)
Do you guys remember Colby Cave that died from a brain tumour or whatever? His widowed wife is the biggest narcissistic weirdo. She just recently married some other guy and she constantly still posts pics of her and Colby together and has used his death for clout pretty much. She’s a nut. It’s wild. I’m sure it annoys his relatives.
>>146185383when i go to games i see people hitting occasionally around mid-90;s mph, but not rly above 100 so you're probably right
>>146185612Who
love don but his pod is hard to listen to cuz of his fake teeth or just age fucking with his speech. sad. dont ever get old boys
>>146185659He’s 91
My habs might be really good in 30 years
>>146185659the last season of coachs corner was kind of difficult to watch. he was stuttering like crazy and mumbling and getting confused. It was sad
>>146185612he played for my broons a little. I remember his death being a freak accident
>>146185674ya, dont get old. dont go above 85. unless you're jewish. they live forever with clear mind, like kissinger or ruth ginsberg, because they are evil, twisted lizards
>>146185702Jimmy Carter isn’t Jewish and he’s 100
medication time
>>146185659I'm scared of turning 30 in a couple of years
>>146185740I turned 33, nothing happens when you turn 30
The woman who plays don cherry's wife in the movie is a ROCKET
>>146185730yum
>he's not almost 40
Huomenta but the opposite Good luck on monday wagiebros
>that woman is a rocket bros
>>146185726they fucking roll him around like a retard
>Jews + Bettman keep dogging on the Rangers>New York>Jew York>the motherlandwhat the fuck is the end-game here in the script? Something crazy is bound to happen faggots, I hope you're all ready for a major happening. Maybe the drones in Debby Jersey have something to say?
>>146185740you should be. 20s is the only time you are truly alive. they should kill everyone over 37
>>146185909kate bush is 66 though
>>146185756A girl sent me titty pics on my 30th. I woke up when it was the first thing I saw in the morning. It was awesome.
>>146185928its over for chicks after age 33
>>146186026Hilary Knight is 35
>>146186026maybe on planet valium
>>146186054how many kids does she have
>>146185909>>146186026Planet retard posters OUT
>>146185909eleanor of aquitaine is 903 years young
Goodnight/hoc/
>>146186160sweet dreams, hun. xo
>>146186153how many cups did she see canada win?
he has no children
you might even say, he never sowed his oateshahah
>>146186220damn bro.
>>146185896>wow all my worthless affected scizophrenia sure seems to be coming to a head, something's going to happen for sure!
>>146186183>>146186183Plantagenet retard posters OUT
>>146186291>kikes don't don't run the script GOODMORNING SAAR!
>another Devon Levi 4 piece
>>146186486who is this
>>146186199Just like Crosby
>>146185896Yes Gary Bettman hates the Rangers so much he gifted them a 1st and 2nd overall pick in back to back years after finishing far from the bottom 5, awarded them plenty of power plays just to compete, and had all of their runs happen because of third string goalies.
>>146186555Eva De Vil
>>146186638>rewarded them busts while gifting the debbies generational talentFTFY heebs are so weird with how they operate.
>>146186672>generational talent
>>146186672>Gifted the Debbies generational talent...you faggots whined endlessly about Hughes and Nico being shit, now they're suddenly generational? The Devils were putrid dogshit after Brodeur retired, and they were terrible for at least 7 years because Lamoriello gave them absolutely nothing. If Gary Bettman wanted to be so generous to the Rangers, he would rig Hagens to them right now and force Dolan to sell.
if Gary hated Canada so much why did he gift my habbies Slafkovsky?
>>146185892Sad
>>146186734>One chance at a 1st overall in ages>reach on slafkovskyin defense of le hasb, this was an awful draft year
>>146186651thanks
>>146186754Everybody knew Cooley was going to be good though. He was the natural choice. shane wright's draft stock was already falling months before the draft
>>146186716you're a schizo New Jersey retard, who the fuck are you even talking about? Who's you, faggot?
Juraj Slafkovsky has 2 goals in 27 games
Slafkovsky has one more goal than rookie sensation lane hutson, who scored his first NHL goal last night
>>146186716thanks for the script leak dood!
>>146186925How new are you that's clearly stephen
>>146186879yet he couldnt win my gophers the national championship:(
>>146186925My drones :)
>>146186958it's the drones, they will tank the Debbies
>>146186879>Everyone knew Cooley was going to be good thoughNo?
>>146186220JEN
>>146186716JVOEL
>>146186978Nigga cooley was a big deal in college hockey I don't know what to tell you
>>146187093Cooley hadn't even played a game in the NCAA before the draft retard
>>146187093you're thinking of mcbain or matt boldy
>>146186754At least they got Hutson in the same draft.
>>146186928Lmao Shane Wright has 7 goals. Who is the bust now?>
>>146187187Wright has been much better lately. Slafkovsky not so much. Habs should've taken him anyways.
>late sunday /hoc/brutal
Not as brutal as that chilly Easter Sunday
>>146187351cute
>>146187017
>>146187351
Does sound like Kakko could be the next domino to fall in NYC.I don't have anything on who's got the inside track, the feeling is there's quite some serious interest.As I stated previously and just reconfirmed, Calgary has kept an eye on this situation.The only confirmation I received was:"If there's a player from the Rangers Calgary would be on heavily, it would be Kakko"
kakko for wolf one for one
>>146187623who says no
>>146187639Me bitch
it’s crazy we’re being literally invaded by aliens right now and no one cares. There’s flying objects flying all over the world and the USA confirmed there not from this world.
it's crazy how i didn't ask
>>146187755Maybe they'll abduct the Rangers, or they already have
>>146187742wow rude
edible's hittingwhere are the clubbies/
>>146187755Retard
>>146187780luv me pipersimple as
>>146187859>>146187779Wild not really a theory here that I don’t believe myself. But Mass Effect Reapers anyone? With little scout drones hibernating across the galaxy, poking out to check for advanced tech. The ones on Earth must have seen something intriguing and are now coming up in larger numbers to see if we passed the threshold for destruction yet.
>>146187894Explain to those of us who aren't massive nerds?
>>146187903Some retard is confusing covert military operations for an invasion from Planet Retard
>>146187903Robotic aliens coming to cull advanced organic life. I pray to god it’s just a theory.
>>146187755Fuck I hope the aliens are hot.
>>146187903some retard is confusing classic mass hysteria for something interesting
>>146187755
hopefully I don’t get abducted by a ufo and anal probed.
i am an alien from the planet bud-1 and i am here to probe your veterans
hopefully the aliens look like piper shaw and i get abducted by a ufo and anal probed
>>146187916lol I view them being a benevolent alien race having been here for a long time and who know how a human mind works better than we humans do. They could perhaps even be interdimensional and not seeing the time in the linear manner like the species on earth see. So if they see that it's time to introduce themselves to humans, they probably would then do it in a way that would produce the least ontological shock. Now if you try go over in your head scenarios how would that happen, you could come up with something like this. Showing up once in a while in the skies for centuries, then eventually increase the pace. Then this what we see now could be a next phase, where they are showing up for a longer period of time in a manner that would look less shocking for humans, by mimicking how we look or how our devices look like, but yet have the "strangeness" factor in play that makes more and more people consider the possibility.
wheres jen
>>146187903The Space Jam aliens from Moron Mountain came down to earth to steal Mika Zibanejad's powers, meager as they may have been.
>>146187994>>>/x/
followed my own advice and went to /x/ it's absolute schizokino
>>146188161
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/873341/roberto-leonardo-henriquez>Slovakian/DominicanIs he the only person with that ethnic mix in the world?
>>146188183I went to school with an Afghan/German mongrel
>>146188192Please don’t call people mongrel it’s a historically racist term.
>>146188192*mongx
>>146188192my mongrel nouns are grug/grugged
I'm back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj4-xyLPDqY
CUTEHOCKEY IS CUTE!
>>146188352based :)
I wrapped the presents I need to send out tomorrow lads.
>>146188426Well, that's nice.
>>146188426Canada post is on strike bud good luck getting those presents anywhere here
>>146188192The baddest bitch ive ever been with was half Danish half Sri Lankan
>>146187957least schizo krakhead
i started dicemaxxing again
>>146188599raped
turn your monitor onput your chastity belt back on
I started playing Soul Calibur 6. It's pretty good, all the female characters have huge tits. Except the 14 year old girl lol.
>stars crapsoh fuck how early do you think the melty will start lads
>the Buffalo Sabres have lost 10 games in a rowI was told that they won the Eichel trade??
Kinda confused by the comments of "at this point it's 2 points or bust." Like bud, we just came off an almost historic losing streak. Are you telling me you REALLLLY want to go for a desperate 2nd half miracle run just to lose in the first round again? It's actually kinda infuriating because we were all on board when Hynes was around to fully embrace a tank, but then when it gets time for acceptance, we never really seem to be about it.Like at this point comments in a post-game thread should be "0 points or bust" like can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease for once in our fucking lives tank, get a 1-3 pick 1C and build up some youth? Like we have multiple players injured and we still are starting Sissons and McCarron over Svechkov and Parss? This should be the mentality, and it's strange to me we are going for another middling finish. Because with comments like "2 pts or bust", really that's what you're advocating for. We are dogshit this year, it's time to accept it. Even if the front office doesn't, as a fanbase we need to embrace the tank, because setting our expectations to try and juuuuuuuust sneak into a 17th seed 1st rd exist is not acceptable to me, and it shouldn't be for other fans of this team since the beginning.It's ok to be apathetic about this year, call it a wash, and support for the tank and have hope for the future. Even if it takes Trotz till Christmas to realize we are yo-yoing back and forth with Chicago for dead last, as a collective we need to realize this reality sooner than later. It leads to a better mindset about the team and its future, and you can approach enjoyment of games in a different way.
>>146179989What are the keys to winning a hockey game?
>>146188834more goals scored than the enemy
>>146188831What team are we talking about?
>>146188839I don't get it
>>146188831isles are 32nd in both power play and penalty killKWAB
>>146188840trashvillefeaturing aging faggot divas marchessault and stamkow
>>146188831>>146188840NashvilleRags vs Nashville in Tuesday
>>146188868*stamkos
>>146188840kevin nashville
KINO fucking matchups on the horizon lads.
>>146188874>>146188871>>146188868Do they still have the nice yellow jersey? I haven't watched anything this season.
>A new report surfaced that Marchy almost was healthy scratched because he complained about having different linemates.>Brunette’s tone sharpened this week — “I could probably scratch every guy on the team” — after Jonathan Marchessault complained in Montreal that he had different linemates for warmups and to start the game. Trotz said he pulled aside Marchessault, who didn’t realize the coach wanted to start him and Zachary L’Heureux in their hometown as a reward. Nothing shows how completely off the rails Nashville’s season’s been more than that. “Lost in Translation,” Trotz called it.”KWAB
>>146188889caps, oilers, colorado win
>>146188906Wrong, right, and wrong
>>146188906without a doubt. easiest parlay of all time.
>>146188906>>146188911Here are the odds according to Gary
uhhh... starsbros?
>>146188906don't bother quoting me if you're just going to spray retarded horseshit
>the melty is in full effect>alreadyKWAB
>>146188889Shit teams actually
>>146188952Do they mean re-assigned to the AHL?
>>146188979yes they aren't too bright down there.
i'm going to a hockey game tomorrow :)
>>146189002peewee or bantam?
>>146189002based have fun :)just got a based captcha
>>146189014>she's not a passchadkwab
>>146189038i actually am BUT i logged in earlier at work and am too lazy to change it desu. it's worth it at work so i don't have to do >le 15 timer every day
>>146189002playing or spectating?
Morning marner so rancid that it would shatter tavares' amulet
>>146189392thinking about buying one of them amulets russel brand vouched for it and he's a smart guy
>>146179989How do you even fix this team?
>>146189626draft a canadian centre and stop relying on americans/swede chokers
>>146189638from the ohl*
Sharks and Blackhawks will make the play offs before the Sabres
>>146189674who careswinning the cup is what matters and all 3 teams are hopeless
>>146189691just like my laffs
>>146189638Owen Power and Dylan Cozens are Canadian busts.
>>146189691if sharks keep moving the way they have been they'll be contenders in a few years (read: 6+ years), celebrini is legit and if they can build around him as he gets into his prime they'll be strong
>>146189724neither busted as hard as dahlin
>>146189748Number 1 defense men almost never turn out very well
Gaudreau.Which team is he on?
I can't believe that the Calgary Flames would do this. Do they think this will bring back Johnny Hockey? Does Gaudreau know how futile this is? Wow. Just wow.
>>146189794ekblad was finesame with johnsonboth won a cupyour opinion aint holding up
>>146189748They haven't won a single game since he got injured.Rasmus Dahlin has a 0.67 career PPG as a defenseman.Brady Tkachuk has 0.81 as a forward. The Sabres would definitely not draft Tkachuk over Dahlin as you said they would last week, Jeff Marek you retarded dumbass.
>>146189806They were good but not elite tier like Josi, Hedman, Doughty or Makar
>>146189817>giving a shit about point production for a defensemendahlin is shit, he cant stop the puck from entering his net
>>146189820moving the goalposts already?
>>146189821Canadian goalie Devon Levi can't either.
>>146189831maybe they should have drafted a goalie at number 1 then instead of that dahlin shitter
Imagine if Sabres drafted Hischier or Hughes instead
>>146189834They would be even worse.
>>146189737While I agree, they're still the san jose chokes
>>146190062You don't get it. They're playing the long game with tanking every season for the next 50 years.
>>146189817>They haven't won a single game since he got injured.they werent winning when he last played either lmao
Pettershit is so soft even the wind can cripple him
>>146190355>glorious canadian icefight palace>damaged by a plastic banner falling maybe five feet, six at the mostKWAB
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>146190400which part of the building is damaged?
it will be really funny if the rags lose to nashville
>when selling out your arena is such a rare occurrence that you have to make a Twitter post about it>then have to make the picture black and white to hide the fact it's mostly fans of the other team thereKWAB
>>146190520next
>>146190505>didnt sell out the home opener>only 4 sell outs this season>2 were against the laffs and hasbs*handrubbing intensifies*
>>146190505perhaps they should make the tickets cheaper
