>News:Southampton sack Lucy Pinder's boyfriend Russell Martin after Spurs thrashing'Amorim willing to meet Rashford drift head on'Man Utd keen on PSG's Kolo MuaniNewcastle United looking at move for Barcelona defender Andreas ChristensenLeicester City are planning to bring Dewsbury-Hall back to the club, having sold him to Chelsea in the summer.>Today:Bournemouth v West Ham>This week:League Cup Quarter Finals
it was a shit derby, the football was direit was only made interesting because one team shit the bed for 115 seconds
>>146190015>Today:>Bournemouth v West HamBournemouth could overtake city and move into 5th place with a three goal win tonight
mad how loud the manure players get after winning a game despite being 13th
Football is coming thick and fast over the festive period, what match are we most looking forward to?
you can cheat against any club but don't cheat against United otherwise the media will come at you with full force
>>146190085Mad how malding faggots get after United win a game
False Dawn
>>146190097people care more about man city losing again than manure going from 14th to 13th
>>146190086Kek
>>146190149kek no one gives a shit about city, even when they win the treble
>>146190015>Bournemouth v West Ham
>>146190015>Newcastle United looking at move for Barcelona defender Andreas ChristensenJesus fucking christ just play Krafth or Lascelles
>>146190086A thread
>>146190085Yes keep coping anon
>>146190253Amazing job Jim's done, United are clearly above Arsenal
>>146190291What a fantastic job Arteta has done, worse off now than they were 2 years ago
>>146190253>Man City 2-2 Arsenal>stay humble, eh!was this the start of the downfall?
>>146190311It's the first one of the 11 matches.
>Martin has been a vegan since 2014, initially for health reasons as he sought to manage issues with ulcerative colitis.[5] He is also a part-owner of Erpingham House, the largest vegan restaurant in the UK.[6] In a 2018 interview, he stated that he had joined the Green Party of England and Wales.[6] He is also a proponent of Buddhism
>>146190366>has ulcerative colitis>stuff your gut with more fiber
>>146190366>consume goyslop>get ulcerative colitis >start consuming vegan goyslopUnless he’s on a mega organic diet so much vegan food is hyper processed
suicide incoming
Screenshotmong.. they told me you was dead...
>>146190407Ian was at the Scottish cup final yesterday
good week for the toon lads
>>146190555>Scottish cup finalthis probably sits beneath the national league in results I care about, I don't even know who won, nor do I care to look
>>146190407>>146190555What a video that is though
>>146190603good guys won
The journo talk is that players are refusing to join City in January because they won't include a relegation clause
>I saw a heartbroken Manchester United player need a cuddle - despite stunning win against Man City https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/saw-heartbroken-manchester-united-player-30596166 Manchester United are not covered in a serious manner by the ever-fawning media.
>Pep Lijnders sacked alreadyKwab
for those too stupid to have worked it out, screenshotcunt is the same one who spams about women's football (nothing today as Liverpool WFC lost to Arsenal WFC, at home) and also posts the trannies on /brit/
>arsewog screeching about his characters and imaginary friends again
>>146190868you know an alarming amount about women's football, are you screeno in disguise?
>>146190884Arsenal have by far the biggest womens attendance because all of their fans unironically go to the arsenal womens games too and they say anybody who shits on it isn't a "true arsenal fan". I'm not lying BTW, look at an arsenal womens game and the crowd is like 90% grown men
and because he's a Scouser he's stupid enough to then confirm it beyond a doubt don't want to see you sad little twats defend him any more. he spams trannies across 4chan and you defend that
>Manchester City have confirmed that a fan died during Sunday's 2-1 defeat by arch-rivals Manchester United at the Etihad. >Sunday's derby clash, which saw the visitors snatch all three points late in the game, was overshadowed by the tragic passing of a Man City fan following a 'medical emergency'. >A statement from the Premier League champions' social media account read: 'Manchester City are aware of the tragic news that one of our supporters passed away following a medical incident at yesterday's match.'
>>146190853thats twice now hes failed as manager. some people are just born to be assistants
>>146190936Probably died of shock seeing Walker get up after that vicious assault by Hojlund
>>146190936>it's real https://x.com/ManCity/status/1868657369665917030 DSL.. they told me you was dead...
>>146190956You've used this meme twice in 30 minutes arsewog
>>146190956>repliesKek absolutely pathetic
>>146190913sometimes Dave I think about the fear and disgust you put into that poor librarian when your haggard and smelly body darken her library door
United should hand the 3 points back out of respect Failure to do so can only be seen as a scummy act
Pep should've posted The Samaritans' number again Blood on his hands (under his fingernails)
>>146190770Trickle-down Cuckolding
>a title race where you don't need 95 points to win
>>146190936>>146190956
>>146191020Ronald Reagan.. they told me you was dead...
>>146190956So is this why Etihad Stadium sounded so dead yesterday?
>>146190015How come he’s allowed to do this to them?
Someone died at the West Ham-Wolves game last week as well.I swear this didn’t used to happen every week.
>Shanghai Darts master Michael "Bully Boy" Smith has explained how a 'hissy fit' from Cristiano Ronaldo ruined his first live experience at Manchester United
>>146191100Happened all the time chud
>High-flying Sunderland have been credited for the brilliant showing from Manchester United’s Amad Diallo in the 2-1 Manchester derby victory. >The Black Cats took on United loanee Diallo at the start of the 2022/23 Championship season, where he lit up Wearside on several occasions during his electric spell at the club. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/sunderland-role-aiding-manchester-united-30598241 (yeah it's real, Sunderland want credit for it)
>>146191108Is Diallo the new Mainoo/Garnacho/Januzaj/etc ?
>>146191021
>>146191108CHRONICLECHROOOOOOONIIIIIIIIICLLLLLLLLLE
>>146191165For me, it’s the Shields Gazette
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
just got back from Aldi.picked up a football-on-an-elastic-string thing for my 5 year old also TIL that Freddo’s in Aldi are called Deano’s
>>146191186Always makes me kek
>>146191100The average age in most developed countries is about 83, that means you'll on average live about 30,000 days, if 10 home games are being played and the games last around 2 hours then about one fan will die a day. Especially since due to medical advances and a generation hitting their 70s that did more cocaine and amphetamines in their youth mean more people are gonna be dying of heart attacks.Also the 1970s were the dawn of active lifestyle movements so there are more people who try to stay active into their twilight years. Simply put, there are more old people going to footy matches and pub rock shows so there's more opportunity for that heart that took a real beating between 1975-1987 to capitulate.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/dec/16/manchester-united-marcus-rashford-cultural-reboot-garnacho>Marcus Rashford has been marginalised and put up for sale by Manchester United as part of a cultural reboot deemed necessary to transform the club after standards were allowed to decline for more than a decade.>United would countenance a cut-price offer for Rashford. A move in January would be ideal, though his salary of £365,000 a week means only a few clubs could afford him.that fucking salary lmao
>>146189815it's his catchphrase every time he defeats a general
>>146191250Prediction: United will release him on a free
>Tactics "Tim" Sherwood has claimed that Nicolas Jackson played like he's 'in Soccer Aid' during Chelsea's win over Brentford on Sunday night
>>146191250He just needs time. Clubs shouldn’t turn their backs on young players
>>146191296they had their chance to do that and decided to give him 85 million pounds instead
did anyone go to bonnie blue's orgy for nottingham forest fans in the weekend?
City's winger's depth consists of Jeremy "give me 30+yo fullback or give me retirement" Doku, Phil "more children than PL goals this season" Foden, Savi000000, and Jack "no goals in 45 straight apps" Grealish
Kalvin Phillips was holding City together
>>146191507>grealish hasn’t scored a prem goal in 365 days>Savinho hasn’t scored in 21 games>Doku has 2 goals>Pfodez has 0>Bobb hasn’t played a league game Absolute state
>>146191507Doku is brain dead. Watching he yesterday was like watching somebody that had never played before. He didn't even do the basics right.
DAY 8893461^33TWO MORE FUCKING WEEKSDEAL IS IMMINENT LIKE IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN YHIHF
Did Ian Wright really quit MOTD to do women's football?
>>146190253>>146190406>>146190770>>146190853>>146190900>>146190973>>146191507>>146192078Please stop posting screenshots. It's not allowed anymore
>>146192145MentionArsenalatanycostmong.. they said you was dead..
Kek
>>146192189NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO STOP POSTING SCREENSHOTS
>>146192189idc if they were undefeated, city's 100 points and liverpools 99 are more impressive
>>146192198you're not reacting well to your earlier scolding
United fans talking about sucking a black man's cock again
Not happy about all the screenshots
>>146192220>obviously written by someone blackAt least try anon
>>146192220hawk tuah haha xx
arsewog has actually spent the entire day trying to find a way to spin utd winning their derby as a bad thingutterly grim life in croydon must be
>>146192279It’s for terminally online unemployed faggots who have nothing to contribute otherwise
Arsewog meltdown incoming
>>146192400>unemployed faggots who have nothing to contribute Scousers we used to call them I still will personally because it's obviously the Scouse cunt who spams about the womens' team who is posting these X screenshots
I’m from the future, ask me anything but only three questions will be answered so choose carefully.
realistically city are just going to recover in jan and do another double aren't they
>>146192456Will the west fall?
>>146192476eventually yes but you won’t live long enough to see it.
>>146192469Nah they’ll spunk a load of money on some overpriced shitters and spend next year bouncing between false dawns only to get utterly raped by 115 outcome
>>146192469Chelsea winning would be funniest for the arsewog seethe
>>146192496would be hilarious to see tboelz ted lasso it
>Amorim has beaten Guardiola on xG more times this season than Arteta has in his entire managerial careerarse status, chaps?
>>146192456are you going to get slapped soon?
>Manuel Neuer is set to extend his contract at Bayern Munich until 2026
>>146192561Quoting twitter rather than posting the screenshot is just as bad you scouse freak
>>146192571I’m a being of pure energy, I have no corporeal form.
>>1461925791. xG is gay I hate it but it’s slamming arse so in this instance it’s good2. No way a scouser would post something that makes the United coach look good
Why are Sunderland going on about a loanee from 2 years ago because he scored in a match yesterday?
>>146191178>tfw sat on those exact railings to meet a girl a few months back
>xG is gay I hate it but Why is he bragging about liking things he himself claims to be gay?
>>146192673Same reason United fans are dreaming of sucking off a black man
>>146192673You missed out rest of the sentence, mongoloid
>>146192690no need for racism#kickitout
>>146192683>>146192683The faggot masturbates to every (You) he gets
Actually from the future here
>>146192724Naughty screenshot
>>146192724>Liverpool are STILL getting cuckedfucking hell
>I know this thing is gay but I love it Why did he say this?
I'm from the distant past, feel free to ask me anything.
>Postecoglou and Amorim have won at the Etihad before Artetakek
>>146192724>half the league is LondonHope I’m dead before this happens
>>146192805warra trophy (as rentboys say)
>>146192816What’s the warra trophy?
Any idea what RedCafe ITKs have to say about the title race?
Six days until the massive Levy Out protest. Hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of the Yid Army faithful from around the globe have confirmed they will be attending via tweets. I hope the Metropolitan Police have the numbers to keep them all contained!
>>146192743that's nothing, wait until the 70s happens
>if not millions
>>146192837This doesn’t sound realistic at all. Anyway what are they protesting for? They’ve already got their state of the art stadium with a go kart track. What else do they want
>>146192837>opposite the club shop Hopefully they don't stop in there beforehand, unlike last time A good 20 or so people there that time. Spurs had never seen numbers like it before
>I browse Redcafe daily for my general #ENICOUT news
>release the balloons
>>146192885tin pot behaviour
>>146191534Recall him from Ipswich in January to plug the Rodri hole
>>146192929They’ll be activating the £200m transfer war chest in January. Especially when they’re about to win their case on the charges and actually are owed money circa 30m
>>146192885>We strongly urge everyone to maintain respect, with no anti-Semitic or abusive chantingfeel like it's more racist to specifically call out the anti-semite part than any actual chants would have been lmao
>>146192960By accusing the board of being so money centric is an indirect attack on Jews. I hope the club sees this for what it is
>>146192960Yeah it's weird because they proudly call themselves the Yid Army. I'm not even trying to meme about it but that is itself obviously anti-Semitic but they lovingly call themselves it so that's what they're talking about there: don't call yourselves the term you all like and agree upon.
Based
Need The Finker to let us know whether some balloons will be enough to oust Daniel Levy
>>146193000>advertising enjoy your ban
Well said Rasmus
Klopp to Wolves confirmed btw
>>146193149Hojlund is a shithouse. Love it.
>carragher on Amorim: I like himtraitorous scum
>>146192724>>146192841Do you guys think there's a chance the number of games changed from 38 by that time? Do you think it'd be higher or lower? I feel like it'd be lower. But there would be some kinda new fancy competition to make up for the number of games.
>>146193247Would be funny to think 50 years in the future Barcelona are still trying to get the super league to start
>>146193263I wouldn't put it past Florentino Perez to be alive in 50 years time (though I think he's the Real Madrid guy) tbqhwy
>>146192886>>146192904>>146192933Literally no one thinks you're funny mate. lmao
>>146192724>everton still avoid being flushed
>>146193157Kloop is in germany thoughWhy would he come back to the prem after barely half a season
>>146193282>Man Utd back in the positive xGthe sleeping giant has woken up…
>>146193173Damn he really is>>146193230What else is he meant to say? probably said the same about Ten hag after beating arsenal that one time
>>146193288Sunday, 3pm, opposite the Spurs Shop be there Yid Scum (YOU WON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKER WILL BE!!!!)
>if not millions >release the balloons
Just can't wait to make webms of the abysmal ENIC Out protest turnout. It's the present /epl/ never knew they'd be getting.
>>146193316This will end well. Footballers giving out on Twitter always ends well.
Anybody got a good firestick guy? Think mine has been arrested and browser streams are dogshit now
why are you all pretending some fan account is actually hojlundbad gimmick
I'LL be watching, will YOU?
If only we had a midget footballer then we could free the 10 realms
>Protest against the tight Jew but DO NOT call him a tight Jew
>>146193404It's now cool to be a retard
>>146193591he turns into David Baddiel?
another match and no Antonio. Has Lopetegui explained why hes dropped his best player for second match in a row?
>>146191186You're Josh from brit/pol/, right?
>>146192724>Stevenage Fucking BASED>>146192812It's inevitable that London and South takeover as players simply don't want to live in northern shit holes
>>146193327just shut up lmao
>>146193000Does he eat with a blindfold?
>>146194417GERMANYERMANY
based dave calling out liversimp. no more womens football BOLLOCKS!!
>>146193412Is that Cosmog?
didn't realise arsewog was the bradleyposter but it makes sense thinking on it
>>146194451>>146193412>Show where Messi uses a Pokémon as a superpowered football then pumps LillieImagine the crossover memes.
>>146194456its stephen the liverpool fans who claims to have a big cock but never proves it
>>146194357Been to Stevenage. Absolute shitpit. Couldn't wait to get back up norf. Simple as.
>>146190085A win over their local rivals and supposedly the best team in the world with the best coach in the game
>>146190936>>146190956>>146190973Apparently medics went to get the defibrillator and the box was empty. Read that on Blue Moon but the original thread about the poor old fucker got deleted
>>146195261If that is true then City will be on the hook for a serious (and deserved) raking over the coals
>>146193389Hey Kyle!>>146193761kek
>>146192724>>146192841Saint Evenage mentionedNorwich still yo-yo-ing>>146193376I can't tell if this is multiple guys or you're just oddly obsessed
>>146195261>>146195312Are defibs a legal requirement now? I know they're around a lot but if it's just a recommendation they'll probably get off with it
Thought i saw a drone over my house before, turns out it was just one of Havertz's shots!
>>146196140I just find the Yid Army protests funny. You don't need to get upset about it, you have several days to get ready to attend and make me look like a fool (YOU WON'T!!!!).
>Arsenal shit the bed again>immediately start talking about spursLike clockwork
>>146196187I don't care about prawn mayo fc protesting the jew, not sure why anybody would
>>146196158>Are defibs a legal requirement now?Nah but it's very bad look to not have one, a far worse look to have the space for one and it's empty, then even worse still when it's empty while some fattie is having a heart attack which he died from.
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>>146196140It's literally one sperg who has been spamming this shit for ages. Clearly never leaves the house and uses this general as his only method of social interaction.
Walker committed the cardinal sin of cheating multiple times this season but even worse still he did it against Manchester United FC which means he MUST FACE A BAN
>>146193149>>146193316>>146193412>screenshotsnot on is it
>>146193149>>146193316>>146193389it's not him you utter mongs
>>146196277didn't know Casemiro's first name was Carlos. I did know about the mispelling in his surname thoughbeit
>>146196268>Out yesterday>See two defibs outside two different pubs>Passed local football stadium (VNL)>No defib>Fan had a heart attack at the match there around a month ago and was lucky to surviveNot sure why councils are like this.
>>146190383came here to say thishe needs to be doing the exact oppositesomeone show him kent carnivore's channel, he explains well just how bad '''fibre''' is for your gut>>146190401ironically the hyper processed vegan-friendly slop won't even be as bad for him as the 'healthy whole plants'. theyll be bad in their own way, preservatives and emulsifiers n shit, isolated hydrolysed proteins etc, frankeningredients.but fibre is literally indigestible, your gut tries and tries to break it down but can't, extremely stressful and damaging in the long termyou do not have cellulase. you cannot break down cellulose (what fibre is made of, what the cell walls of plant cells are made of - animal cells dont have these hard cell walls, only soft cell membranes made of cholesterol). you force your guts to try and try 2-3 times a day, every day, for decades, yeah youre gonna cause damage.it's a myth that meat is hard to digest and plants are easy, it's literally the exact opposite. disgusting harmful propaganda.the fibre contains most of the poisons chemicals in plants too - phytates, lectins, oxalates etc. you get none of that shit in dairy eggs and meat. nothing to irritate your body.you never see a bit of chicken, egg, cheese in your shit. even if you barely chew it, and swallow it mostly whole. your digestive system breaks it down because that's what its designed to do. if you dont chew plant matter properly and you swallow it, it comes out the other end and you can see it. sweetcorn, bit o carrot, even a small broccoli stem. you dont digest it well if at all.non-starchy veggies (greens etc) are probably the worst thing he could eat.followed by beans/pulses, nuts/seeds, then whole grains.starchy veggies next (potatoes).sugary fruit and refined grains are probably the least worst things he could eat, but even they arent good for him. the fruit still will have some fibre, and the protein even in the refined wheat will harm his gut in a different way.
Fuck me.
>>146196798he's right, even when I chew me corn it still comes out in full kernels
>>146196878at least the u fink poster gives us some nice spaces between his walls of text
>mudryk fails doping test in October, likely to be banned for some matches>gareth Southgate to be knighted>Florian wirtz extends contract to 2027
>>146196798I went on a meat heavy diet and got constipation so bad I still get haemorrhoids popping out regularly. I always have my fibre since then, rarely known pain like it.
>>146196913>mudryk fails doping test in OctoberWhat really? This completely passed me by
>United needed RW for millenia>somehow kept signing LW (Sanchez, Daniel James, Sancho) and chucked in random players on the right hoping they'd work (DJ, Sancho, Lingard, Rashford, Martial, even Mata)>finally caught a bulls eye in Amad, who only came around in his final year of contract because he needed years of development playing in lower level league and when he's ready to play for United, the bald hag forgot that you existed>meanwhile back in LW, the new manager wants to bin Rashford out and Garnacho may or may not be the fucker who keeps on leaking the lineup (also shit)>the only silver lining is your new manager doesn't play with traditional winger but still it makes the squad has less trusted depth in attacking frontwonder if they're doing anything in winter to address this (they won't). I fear for Amad, he doesn't have the best injury record if he keeps starting. prolly will have to believe in Antony again.
>>146196913mudryk barely plays this season and isn't injured why does he need the doping for>inb4 he took the wrong pill from the cabinet like Onana back in Ajax
what i can say with confidence is that there is nothing in meat, eggs that can irritate and damage your gut. cannot cause ibs, bloating, crohns, leaky gut. nothing. the one exception may be the sugar in cow milk some people cant digest when they get older (lactose intolerance). but butter and most cheese will be fine because almost all of the sugar is processed out of it, it's just fat and protein in cheese, or just fat in butter. only milk itself is problematic.and even then i think it is overdiagnosed. i know one lady who is convinced she has lactose intolerance, doctors told her it decades ago, and she refuses to question their diagnosis, even though she admits occasionally she ends up having milk (e.g. tempted by ice cream at the end of a meal, or didnt realise there was yoghurt in a dish, or is somewhere and they dont have lactose free milk so she says fuck it and has a couple of cups of tea made with normal milk) and starts dreading the worst, but nothing happens, she's fine that night and the day after......and she also admitted that recently she had to go in for a colonoscopy and so was instructed to avoid fibre for 2-3 days leading up - i asked her how her tummy troubles were during those days, and she admits it was good, for those days she 'weirdly' didnt have any upset stomach at alland yet the dogma is too strong, i laid out the evidence right in front of her but she's hesitant to put two and two together, she still just says "im lactose intolerant". boomer lady, they trust in 'experts' over even their own lived body experience. "the doctor could never be wrong, it's my body or my memory that is wrong..."anyway, so basically nothing in animal foods that can damage your guts, but plenty in plants that can.constipation is a problem by itself, sorry to hear your troubles with that. but as bad as it is, it's not a gut-damage problem. maybe an anal tearing problem lol. but it wont harm your intestines etc.
>>146197246addressed to>>146196914
>>146197138>can't get a game>why is he dopingbased slow anon
>>146197260Anal tearing yes thanks. I guess its not a gut issue but all I know is if I avoid fruit and veg for a couple of days my arsehole looks like Hope Solo's flaps.
>>146197246going full carni just masks the bigger issues, and most of these carni people eat too much muscle meat anyway, the tough collagenous cuts are the ones that should be prioritized, maybe cheese as well for the calcium but you need carbs as well
>>146196752Are they somehow ridiculously expensive or what?
>>146198232yeah they are overlappping issues but not the same.keto or not is all to do with metabollism.the fiber thing is about gut health.easy to get confused as theres such a big overlap.but you can have a keto/carnivore still getting some fiber in by eating a salad or green veg on the side with their 3 steaks a day.and you can also have an australian cyclist hclf vegan cunt like durianrider who east 0 fibre (because he's eating white rice and spoonfuls of sugar all day, and chugging coca cola and fruit juice with spoonfuls of extra sugar he adds in lol)i myself am keto (not carnivore, i have a metabolic issue and find i need about 85% calories from fat, but if you just have steak 3x a day (even the very fatty cuts) you end up with fat:protein calories of 70:30 at most, which wouldnt work for me), but yeah, we're talking about fibre vs no fibre here which can take different forms. like a i said, the boomer lady i know, for 3 days leading up to her colonoscopy she followed the standard instructions of avoiding fibre, but it's not like it precluded carbs - white rice and refined white flour products like pasta, and milk, and chocolate all have zero fibre.also re: muscle meat, i agree with you. some say just muscle meat is fine (bart kay), and im sure you can get by on fatty cuts of muscle meat, but the amino acid ratios arent going to be ideal, you eat protein for more than just your muscles, you eat it to repair and regenerate your organs, your skin, your bones, your connective tissue, your nerves, your vasculature, all the proteins (all blood components, all your immune system cells) - they all have different amino acid profiles, eating only muscle meat isnt balanced. so im sure muscle steaks only are fine, but for even ratios, you should eat the other parts of the animal. any part of you you want to regenerate, the best thing to eat for that is the equivalent. "you are what you eat" wasnt just a meme. sv3rige > bart kay. (still cooking my food tho)
>>146198552No idea. Just seems totally weird to me that there isn't one on a football stadium but there's two on pubs. I'm even stretching it by calling them both pubs. One is a pub and the other is a pub that was turned into a cafe. But that one still didn't get the defib until about a year after it turned into a cafe.
>>146191085because he's handsome. Attractive people can do whatever the fuck they want, unfortunately. Ugly people get the short end of the stick, it sucks.
>>146202185premier league is too much in demand to perform because the championship is hard work and cannot be compared to the 2nd division in other countries. theres too much money at stake in comparison to the German/Spanish leagues to a promoted side
>>146190015luigi was an asian woman chadwhen are YOU taking the asian pill anon?white women are bricked
>>146202262this "asian pill" you proclaim is simply a cheat mode to feeling superior to your gf/wife. Its more rewarding to mentally/emotionally break a normal girl to be your wife
>>146202185If English managers did a better job then I'm sure they'd get those jobs in Italy and Spain too
how did I just know this? sad
>>146202185Wilder and Parker will be back in the PL next season. They'll probably be favourites to get the sack
>>146192724>Everton still up>no Wolves or Foxes>ManU stuck in no man's land
>>146190165City are the most discussed club on Earth by a distance
>>146192469Yes. Everyone with any sense can see that this is whats going to happen
>>146194933Lewis Hamilton?
Why did Mudryk flop?
Please consult the graph
>>146203369Arsenal definitely have the most autistic fanbase and it's not even close
>>146203410Takes one to know one doesn't it >n-n-no-Just hang yourself you boring twat we don't need another day of your seething about Arsenal
>Kelly Cates 'It's weird I still get asked about my dad's football career - I'm nearly 50!' If you weren't his daughter you'd still be making cups of tea for the Match of the Day editors and you know it.
>>146203369Does this ever show Arsenal not "deserving" to win? This is only second time seing this, but previous was the Chelsea match and it was also overwhelmingly saying Arsenal deserved to win when they in fact really did not.
It is funny to see how far the standards have fallen at united
>>146203445If they had Snapchat then, I could definitely see Nani and fagnaldo doing something like that.
Arsenal are top of the league if you really think about it
>>146203440Nope
Live countdown to the ENIC Out Protest on the 22nd: https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/6311805/enic-out-protest A little bit over 5 days to go. I only hope the police don't struggle with the crowds.
>>146203417Absolutely seething because of a mild criticism of arsenal fans again btw
>>146203445>still trawling through twitter for random shots to try and shit on manure beating city Ah to be unemployed, screenshot mong never sleeps
>>146203455>Snapchatdo bongs/nu-bongs really?
>Chelsea winger Mykhailo Mudryk has failed a drugs test, the Premier League club has confirmed.
>>146197081 ITS CHELSEOVER!
>Mudrock
>Arsewog spamming about Chelsea over and over
>Chelsea’s Mykhailo Mudryk provisionally suspended after failing drugs test
>Liverpool legend Arne Slot has sensationally confirmed that Liverpool get leniently refereed >Reflecting on his yellow card incident against Fulham, Slot admitted, "I probably deserved the yellow card. It happens. Of the three I've received, maybe one wasn't deserved. In this game alone, I could have had five"
>>146190015 >be Lelsea >only relevant because of a certain Russian mobster circumventing every rule possible so he can inject cash left and right >fast forward to the Boehly era >use every loophole possible to spend billions AGAIN >basically financially dope again >now your player (possible players) got found guilty of actual doping disgusting club
>>146204129At least they have fans which protest though
Truly a sad end of Mudryk-Antony rivalry.
>Dubravka to Saudigood chance for Newcastle to inflate the value
>>146204231>dubravka getting the bag>while karius is still jobless
Well it certainly wasn't performance enhancing drugs he was taking haha!
>Harry Maguire on contract due to expire in June: “All the signs are positive at the moment and the chat that I'm having is really positive”.>“I haven't really thought about it. I've still got this year to go with an option in their hands”.I want him stay desu, i mean realistically he's not gonna get a bigger bag unless he moves to Saudi but i dont see him chasing the bag this early and if he wants to start elsewhere, he's not gonna get a better club than United. West Ham? Lmao.
>>146203345Because tiktok/youtube highlight reels arent "scouting"
Arsenal fans must be wondering if the trophy cabinet is just a really well-hidden Wi-Fi router, because every time they think they're about to win something, they suddenly lose connection!
>>146204256>chasing the bagBabbling baboon talk
>>146204256Arsenal when Saliba goes to Madrid
>>146190085
>pudryk popped for peds>meanwhike Salah, the most obviously on peds athlete you’ve ever seen, someone who a literal child could tell is on peds will get away scot freeChelsea have to have spiked him cause they want rid. Literally every footballer in the prem is on peds so something dodgey has to have happened for him to get caught
>>146204619We know the officials love Liverpool, Arne Slot accidentally confirmed it
>>146204619Scousers will tell you Salah is completely ped free btw, despite having bloated ped muscle gut and being 32
Reminder: This is a black man. That's why he's freezing.
>AW spamming the threadcya tomorrow lads
>>146204649Aye away to fuck and dilate faggot
>>146196277>>146196461>>146202185>>146202775>>146203345>>146203445>>146204129Stop posting screenshots
I see dave has cast a pall on yet another thread
>mikel arteta: one trophy? community shield twice? so that's three trophies
HAHAHAHA oh no no no
>>146205591>fewer trophies than BaldHag>bottled the league twice>trying to count community shield as a proper trophy>declining formSharteta sacked within 12 months?
>>146205591Absolutely shameless Think arsenal are unironically the only club who'd try to claim that
>>146205591Erm screenshot?
>Chelsea go from shit to godlike in less than six months>Mudryk gets banned for dopingWhoa! I am sure this isn't a club wide policy! Haha!
>come into /epl/ to talk about a funny dream I had about football>it's just Dave spamming bullshitSo fucking boring, give it a rest you cunt or FUCK OFF to the containment thread (oh who am I kidding, you're spamming in there most likely as well, PLUS in the catalogue).
>>146205591I mean it is an official FA competition, there is a trophy that is given. It is a trophy. Whether you want to count it or not is irrelevant. The FA counts it and records it. There isn't much more to say over that. If you can count the League Cup where people play U21 teams, then you can count the CS - at least it's seniors.
Why is there a maulding scouser in every epl thread? I'm not up to date on the schizo lore.
>>146204638Reminder: This penalty merchant is being hailed as a generational talent
>>146190900It's a bunch of niggers letching over white women. Don't dress it up as something it's not.
>>146193412Pog!
>>146192724Everton still not getting flushed.>Grim.
>>146193761Leaf, you're alright.
>>146190853He's literally just me in FM. >Okay we'll have a RW and a RM, no LW, 3 ST, 1 CM and 1 DM, 2 Liberos in a back 3 and a Sweeper keeper Just the most hipster shite you can ever think of.>>146198552>>146199114People always end up robbing the ones at football stadiums.>>146191507Wonder what would happen if Pep told Grealish who was allowed to play like Grealish again instead of playing like just another cog in the machine. Would Grealish even remember how he used to play?
>>146205967Then why do goals and appearances in the charity shield not get added to official figures? Why do suspensions not get used up in it?
>>146206178>Wonder what would happen if Pep told Grealish who was allowed to play like Grealish againBe like when Daniel does the crane kick.
>>146205939Literally every player in the prem is on peds. Look at how many UFC fighters pop, the prem has even more money involved and the testing is far less stringent. You’d have to be a retard not to be on them when it’s so easy to get away with.
This really the best England has to offer?
>>146206757Isn't she Australian?
>Mudryk gets caught for steroids>Dave starts crying about Liverpoolbizarre person
>>146206921In fairness Liverpool have carte blanche to openly PED and people are right to ask why
>>146206985in fairness Dave, there are only 2 convicted dopers in the Premier league, and neither are either Liverpool
>>146207014>neither are either Liverpoolneither are with Liverpool*
>Carte blanche>Being convictedI can't do it anymore bros.
>>146206757isn't that the chick that slept with a 100 dudes and then cried because she got STDs ?
>>146206757Who said anything about "best"?
Mudryk was taking performance declinement drugs
>>146206178>People always end up robbing the ones at football stadiums.Oh. I guess that's not surprising. Would have thought the public ones were more easily steal-able though.
>>146206757>germs are so used to seeing fugly women they think this slag is our best >>146207145I don’t think she got an STD but was “traumatised” from fucking 100 guys. In other words the sudden sharp realisation she’s a whore. Interesting how women produce heightened cortisol during sex it must’ve been a proper mindfuck after and your brain realising you fucked up and now you either roll with it or anhero
>>146207014True but it’s amazing liverpools recruitment strategy targeted so many asthmatics. Much like the 90s Juve squad all being on specific anti depressants.
>>146207287For me it was when all of the women blamed the men for her recruiting them to fuck her and they were responsible for her "trauma".
>>146206757Quite clearly the worst we have to offer
>>146207341>woman: “hmmm should she take responsibility for being a whore….. no it’s the men’s fault for agreeing to fuck her” The only area I accept it’s men’s fault is with OnlyFans whores/porn whores. If there weren’t so many degenerate cumbrained losers these sites wouldn’t exist.
>I browse Redcafe daily for my general health advice
>>146207355The ones I don't get are the really rich ones. Seen one a little while ago where someone had given something like $4m in tips over 6 months. Just doesn't make sense to me when you're that kind of rich. Those Arabs don't even pay that much to shit on those celebrities chests.
>>146207287i suppose any publicity is '''''''''''''''''''''''good'''''''''''''''''''''''''''(and i cannot stress this enough quote and quote)publicity(like the whole jaguar shitshow)
>>146205591one shield better than Rodgers achieved at Leicester. £700m well spent
>>146207318Do you agree that Team GB's Olympic cycling and rowing medals since 2012 should be stripped from them also?
>>146207498No I think they should stop fucking around and just legalise peds so they can actually make ones that don’t totally fuck you up. >berroagh lose some medals ya feckin sassenachMust be hard being in such a shit nation Olympic medals are some sort of pipe dream>>146207438There’s no limit to the amount of simps with more money than sense >>146207471True but it doesn’t help your dating prospects in later life when you hit the wall and have to fall back on that “winning” personality
Priceless
>>146207570i dont think she really cares about dating to be honest with youif im her the moment i realize jig is up disappear from the public under a new identity in eastern europe or whatever
>rashford handing out christmas shit to elementary kidssecond his position at the club is in danger, gotta pull out the PR photo ops
>>146207593Love love love it
>>146207593Another masterpiece from our Abs, once again confirming her rightful place as the queen of /epl/ x
>>146207593she never fails to amaze me x
>>146207604>Eastern EuropeIf I’m disappearing with money I’m at least going somewhere with good weather and food not post soviet hellholes with dysgenic men and bpd women >>146207606Wonder if he will do the same at PSG or Arsenal (or whichever retards decide to buy him)
>>146207570Ireland literally outperformed the UK in gold medals per capita.
>>146207593>mfw arrr Abs posts
>>146207593For me it's this little fellaWhy is there a pixie at the football?
>>146207629to be fair eastern europe was the first thing that came to my mind>rashfordhes going to saudi and you know it
>>146207593I love how football crowds are like 99% white but she adds tons of blacks because she's a BBC obsessed fucking slut
>>146207669I mean all joking aside it's fucking apalling. Like a Lowry painting.
>>146207644>7 Olympic medals at Paris >muh golds Irish women being good at boxing makes sense when wife beating is a national sport
>He awoke this morning to headlines detailing United’s desire to sell him. I ask Rashford if he’s staying or going? “For me, personally, I think I'm ready for a new challenge and the next steps.” ITS OVER
Rashford is offbut to where....(I hear Chelsea need a Mudryk replacement)
>>146207674He likes partying too much for Saudi
>>146207692Get a grip m7, these Saudi princes are total degenerates.
>>146207685>>146207689Seen a few say Arsenal which would be funny if he joined Saka and Sterlel others saying PSG. Either way they’re choosing to sign a jobber who happily fucks up the dressing room and uses school kids for PR cover
the redcafe ITKs said Rashford was out partying night before the City match?find it really hard to believe a professional premier league footballer would do that.
>>146207471In this case it is. There are so many of these whores now that it's really hard to stand out in any way. Bitch does a ton of these type of stunts from what I can tell and it seems to be paying off. She has entered top 10 on Pornhub I believe. Probably making millions on OF alone even though her scenes are trash and she doesn't look all that great.
>>146207712They all go to Dubai to do their degenerate shit
Just drawing your attention to Sheffield United's home record since signing goalkeeper Michael Cooper for £2m.This is equals the national record of 9 straight home wins without conceding set by Chelsea and he's done it from day 1.
>>146207731Course they do. Some of these Saudis are quadrillionares btw, hence why no one really know what they're doing
>>146207765>watford>plymouth argyle>wednesday>oxford unitedwhy are you posting non league content in here?
>>146207765>Non-league
>>146207765That is fucking mad
>>146207788Preparing you for next season lad
>>146207804my team is staying up how DARE you
Rashford's contract is until 2028 and he is on £365k a week while also being their former star boy local ladand I would not be surprised Man Utd get less than £20m for him
>>146207827If it’s 20mil to get his wages gone is a great deal as his wages would be 56mil to the end of his contract
>Mudryk guilty of taking PEDs>scored 5 goals in 3 seasons
Reminder that Manure also received nothing for Greenwood.
>>146207827No. He earns all that with bonuses. No CL this season means he earns 225k. Hes homegrown academy so any sale counts as pure profit. And United need to sell anyway to help their FFP. If he takes a wagecut from 225k down to lets say 150k he will find many suitors.
>>146207863are you sure on that? I thought Marseille paid some money? they should buy him back anyway, hes their cheapest option
>>146207788>plymouth argylemy ancestors :)
>>146207765>non-league
its not adding up at all with Rashford. Heres this humble lad in interviews loves his club always a red etc, but then you watch him play and its low effort on many occasions, stories of him going to nightclubs, looking like he bought his clothes from the jlings website. huge contradictions. only one is true. which is it?
>>146208016N
>>146193000I AM [not looking at] THE TABLE
>>146207765This is /epl/ you retard, nobody cares about non league shit Oh wow le heckin Sheffield United, can't wait for them to come up, do nothing and get 25 points, and then go straight back down
>>146208091Everybody who supports a club like Sheffield United has an unironic cuck fetish, dont play into their roleplays
>>146203430I miss Dave Clark on the darts.
>>146208134Darts is a pub game not a sport
>>146204638The fuck is that fringe mate>>146190085ARSEWOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
If Arsenal had just beaten City like, how hard is it really???Manure did it a few times after all
>Open /epl/>Characterfaggotry>Close /epl/I hate you people
>>146208252this is terry isnt it? go back to Croydon twat
I see Arsewog has found the KFC wifi password!
Best Allies, DO NOT BELIEVE in the lies of the Moors, Germans, Brazillians and Arabs! Vitor Pereira is a top tier coach, one of the most intelligent and intellectual coaches there is! You MUST have faith in him! He makes Amorim, Marco Silva and NES look like the retards they truly are!
Keep thinking Arteta is portugese.
>>146208453manages a team like hes from Stoke
>>146207863>received nothing
>>146208553>Michael Artetley managing Stokesnal
>>146208761Trolling aside it's absolutely pathetic they didn't fire him. Scum club.
Reminder united are so incompetent they sent Greenwood on loan to Getafe and gave THEM a sell on % clause
>>146206921Are you genuinely trying to say Salah isn’t on Peds? It’s blatantly obvious. But so is nearly every prem player so it doesn’t really matter.
>>146207689good lad doing what's best for United
>>146190015the asian girl on the left has 0 ass
you just know this dave sicko has some sort of salah voodoo doll under the bridge with him
Here's what's going to happen>United customers are sick of Rashford being shit and want rid of him (same way they did with Ten Hag when he was consistently shit)>Rashford needs to put himself in the proverbial shop window>He'll score 3 in 3 or something equally unimpressive>Customers will insist Amorim has "unlocked" him and he's "turned a corner" (same way they did when Ten Hag beat that hungover City side) >Customers will demand the board give him a new contract instead of getting rid (same way they did after Ten Hag beat that hungover City side)>Jim will give him a bumper new deal like the customers want (same way they did with Ten Hag after he beat that hungover City side)>He'll turn immediately back to shit again (same way Ten Hag did)>He'll stay around bleeding the club because no one else wants him (similarity with Ten Hag ends here because it's easier to sack managers than it is players)>Norwich scarves will be out and the #GlazersOut protests will start again>Despite the board doing *exactly* what the customers demanded>And even though Big Jim is in charge of football related matters and it has nothing to do with the GlazersI know this because I'm from the future (and because it's the same sort of thing that has been happening since SAF retired).
>>146209424You don’t get to insult our British schizos you mincing Canadian faggot. Fuck off back to Cuckada.
>>146209821I wish you would be able to handle the problem yourself so I didn't have to weigh in
>>146209033if marseille move were to collapse if was united would have sent his ass to saudi for free or trabzonspor/başakşehir(thats where he belongs)hes never gonna play at england again at least
>>146209846Don't listen to that faggot (Dave) pretending to be not-Dave, he just wants you to stop bullying him
>>146209846How about you go handle your country being overrun by shitskins instead faggot? Fuck off out of my thread cuck >>146209878Dilate tranny
Just found out that Daisy Ridley is an… Arsenal fan :(
>woke up reading Rashford's commenthttps://youtu.be/ruQsv709MA0
>>146208553Stokechester City B team
>>146209033He was never convicted and in fact she not only withdrew but afaik is still with him. The club suspended him without pay while and investigation was conducted, as the complaint was withdrawn what could they do. If they sacked him he’d sue and probably win on unfair dismissal. >>146209112>ABU reading comprehension is at a primary school level >>146209878>dave trying not to be Dave but is too schizophrenic to hide it The general wasn’t the same without our resident schizo retards.
>>146210057He's a rapist Dave>I-I n-not Lol. Good luck with the cold tonight. Shame Manchester just can't get a grip on it's homelessness epidemic
>>146210057We've all seen the pictures and videos you Nigerian cretin
>>146207680that absolute state of bronzetain
I hope The Finker saved up his dole money to attend the protest on Sunday All gimmicks aside I don't really get why they don't protest more often and that's why this is such an appealing gimmick to me. Couldn't care less about Spurs either way but their fans seemingly all agree Levy has to go yet do nothing
>>146209909gud nipples though
>Marcus Rashford was sent home from Manchester United training following his omission from the Manchester derby on Sunday, according to reports. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/marcus-rashford-sent-home-training-30609650Been covered before but MEN just reported it too, generally tier 1/2 for United. They're briefing to them to get him ousted.
>>146210763Spuds never won anything of note since god knows when. the first time they became fans growing up, they should've known by now that Spuds have been a club that never sought to achieve anything so what they're doing isn't any different to what has been. kinda like Crystal Palace fans screaming to their club why their club isn't doing any better, that's just their standard.
>>146211052>Leicester have won more major trophies this century than Spursmad
>>146211068And more than Arsenal in the past 20 years
>>146207225Easier to rob something in a crowd of several hundred than it is to rob one just on a mostly empty street on your own.
>The Norwegian Football Association has announced its refusal to compete against the Israeli national team in the 2026 World Cup qualifiers for Europe, citing the ongoing genocide committed against millions of Palestinians since October 7, 2023.>Liz Klaveness, President of the Norwegian Football Association, has confirmed that the organisation is actively pressuring international football bodies to impose sanctions on Israel.
>>146209985great song
>>146211183is this antisemitism?
Rashford, Garnacho, Maguire, Eriksen, Onana, Luke Shaw, Dalot, Fernandes and Hojlund need to go. Amad is good for the short term. Long term, Man Utd should have the best players in the world in their respective position playing for them. Not third-grade shitters like Dalot on the flanks.
>>146211664Just need Mainoo back and we'll win the league
>>146211664>Rashfordhe's leaving >Garnacho he's a shitter atm but United can't have 2 LWs leave at the same time so he can stay for a while>Maguirea good backup CB who can provide competition in 3atb although if he wants to an undisputed starter he can leave to go elsewhere>Eriksenhis contract is expiring anyway>OnanaBarthez 2.0, can see him getting binned next season>Luke ShawUnited are (finally) planning for new LB signing(s) so his days are numbered at least>Dalothe can stay as backup>Fernandesjust like Dalot, he's on 'let him stay until United fiix their priority first'>Hojlundunironically needs more time, getting big Z as his competitor was a mistake though.>Amadliterally Ivorian Messi m8
>>146211664as long as they keep invisimount
>>146209112Not a good time to talk about competency Shitizen.Got to worry about those 300 charges or however many for a start
>>146211664All those players are quality
>>146211756Serious reinforcements are needed
>>146212244lol shut up nerd we have amorim and amad we got this
United under Amorim are still defensively dodgy especially coming from the setpiece but i'm liking the immediate mental improvement that they don't let their heads drop now whenever they concede firstto give you numbers, from the start of 23/24 season (where ten Hag slowly lost the plot) until he got the sack, on the 27 matches where United conceded first, they won 5 games, drew 3 games, and lost 19. like how shit can you be?
>>146212280We only need Allah now.
>>146212244>>146212493>>146212469>i'm liking the immediate mental improvement that they don't let their heads drop now whenever they concede firstIt isn't even this, its the tendency to switch off after scoring one or two goals by playing like retards. It was a trend under ETH
>>146212493>best 2 players in the squad is devout muslimsyeah United need to buy more muslims>>146212502that's also another issue ten Hag got, either>they conceded first and then you could just forget the rest of the gameor>getting 1-2 early goals and watch the, slowly lost the control of the game and suddenly the winnable games made them drop pointsjust dire all around
>>1461900631 player shit the bed1 player shit on the player that shit the bed
>>146212888Post the webm. You know which one.
>>146207593need to cum between her tits
>>146211756No, they need to go right fucking now. Man City is imploding and Arsenal/Liverpool are choking. I suspect in the next few years, if Man Utd is ruthless and gets rid of ALL SHITTERS, the 2000's rivalry between MU-Chelsea will be the main thing in the Prem. Just like it should be.>AmadHe's not a player for the biggest club on the earth. He's good but should go. The only players worthy of wearing that badge on their shirt are De Ligt and Nazraoui.
>>146214053both de ligt and Maz are older than Amad though
>>146211664>>146214053>this Greek is still raging about Maguire beating up one of his brethrenhe is staying and he is fantastic deal with it
Is Rashford United legend in your book?
>One of Europe’s biggest clubs tried to sign Mykhailo Mudryk from Chelsea last January but the club were adamant he could win the Ballon d’Or in 2 years and decided against it.(Source: @Matt_Law_DT)
>>146215222>Arsenal>One of Europe's biggest clubsLMAO
>>146215222Why is Matt Law being so coy here? He obviously knows which team it is. It'll be some German side I bet.
KEK
>>146215374Ten Hag's virus really infected everyone. Like a spectre haunting PL
>>146215222kek, I feel that Chelsea don’t get enough flak for how much of an abysmal signing he was and especially how much he cost (including the Ukranian ‘rescue’ package of what, like 20 million ?), what a total scam, might even be worse than Antony.
>>146215374His head is gone
>>146215374He's been reading the deserve-to-win-ometers In all seriousness I'd be concerned as an arsenal fan. Rather than accepting and addressing problems he's shouting about how he won community shields and how they "should have won". Never a good sign
>Ruben Amorim on Marcus Rashford's comments about needing a new challenge: "He is right. We have here a new challenge, the biggest in football, we are in a difficult situation. I hope all my players are ready."Amorim just came here and already had to do a damage control because he once dropped a crybaby from the squad just for one match who proceeded to whine already to the media.Also before anyone asks, yeah I did post in the wrong thread.
>>146215407he is trying to drive up the price
>>146211183based
>>146215391he tried to do the trophies on the table bit, which is always the hallmark of a manager who is finished, but had to pretend the charity shield is a proper trophy kek
>>146215374Finito, once the delusion rot sets in it's over
Mackems at it again
>>146215839kek
>>146215839Is it satire
>>146215839Can never remember who Sam Fender is as my mind immediately adds "is a bender", God he must've got a lot of shit growing up
>try and force Rashford out via the press>when amorin's asked about Rash saying he's ready for a new challenge he says "we're better with Rashford"Rotten club
>>146215974#JusticeForSirMarcus
>Some of the bilious reaction to Rashford is curious. He's far from the first top-earner to fall out of form for a long period, but still he'sopenly discussed as 'toxic' and 'symptomatic' of all our myriad problems. It provokes the thought something else than performance is in play here. Possibly his lifestyle. Possibly the caf's pro-right wing commentariat having their cake.
>>146215974>>146216099Are you the anon who just browses Redcaf for shite to post here?
>>146216099>You mustn't criticize Sir Marcus Rashford, Saviour of Children (pbuh)Here's their 2nd highest earner and has been shit for ages, Antony is always criticized, Mount is dead too often for people to say anything, and Casemiro is clearly finished
>The dream of Marcus Rashford is to play in Spain. He would love to play in Spain one day, but at the moment there are still no advanced or concrete negotiations. From Saudi they are very attentive to the situation. (Fabrizio Romano)
>>146216203>criticizedFOY
>>146198952>sv3rigelove that batshit schizo like you wouldn't believe, basically convinced me to eat raw minced meat and liver and i genuinely enjoyed it, just have to avoid the ones imported from the US because they taste weird when eaten raw, not necessarily bad but there's that slight aged taste that i don't really enjoy unlike freshly butchered meat or the ones imported from Australia and New Zealand. also durianrider might sound retarded but i believe that there's some truth to what he's saying, basically confirms the randle cycle
>>146191507Remind me again why they let go of guys like Mahrez, Alvarez, Palmer or Sane? Hell even Liam Delap looks like a solid goal scoring threat for Ipswich. They have literally no goal scoring threats up top right now other than Haaland and Foden, is pep retarded?
ketofags itt ngmi
>>146216238Eibar bros...we've won!
>Contract talks between Diaz and Liverpool have reached a dead-end. Diaz made it clear he wants to join BARCELONA. - [Colombian source]Liverchads we stay winning
>Julen Lopetegui's father has passed away at the age of 94F
>>146216325It's sad when they go young like that
>>146216325tragically early for a basque if they didn’t get blown up
>>146215222Why does this sound exactly like an Indy tweet?
>>146215839Guarantee Fender doesn't care about any of this, he just wants more cocaine.
>>146216238>He would love to play in Spain one dayYeah maybe once the wonderkid has grown up a bit, he's still young after all, he just needs more time.
ynr the endo vs caicedo debate last year
>>146216517There was no debate. Endo was a level above
>>146216517I remember. It ended when Endo won a trophy and Caicedo did-ent.
>>146216296I thought he might be different after the start under slot but he's just nowhere near a good enough scorer
>>146216828she looks 14 years old
Big scoop from Indy again, expect MSM to follow soon
>>146216863I never know if people are trolling when they treat this guy legitimately or are genuine retards. I know you're trolling, I mean the people on Twitter who look like fucking idiots any way
>>146216863kys indy
>>146216863Lmao when was Real Madrid interested in him? They dont sign such old players
>>146215839
>>146215839Geordie splinter group
>>146217265top kekthe best part is that he won't even understand
>>146216863Indy mate, you stole this info from me here in /EPL/
Mackems are proud Englishmen with sovl, Geordies are wannabe Scots and any Geordie with talent leaves at the earliest opportunity (see: Gazza, Shearer, Cheryl Cole)
What's the deal with casual dress at the match every prem game I've been to it's none existant whereas the lower divisions your much more likely to see Stoneys, CP company and aquascutum?
>>146217379PL chads grew up beyond the cringe stone island "look at me im fookin danny dyer" shit
Quite literally attending the match tonight
>>146217411I'm done until 2025
>>146217360>any Geordie with talent leaves at the earliest opportunity
is it true that Poocastle, the richest club in the world, have fewer league titles than Sunderland and haven't won anything in 70 years?
>PL referees all (allegedly) support non-league teams>Martin "Man United Hooplicker" Tyler (allegedly) supports WokingIs everyone in football like this?
>>146217411and what match would that be?
>>146217848It is true I saw it
>>146218163What kind of United fan would have celebrated Aguero's goal vs QPR like he did to be fair?
>Rio Ngumoha on the bench tonight #LFCAlready I rate him higher than that scrub Diaz
Anypony looking forward to the league cup tonight?
>>146193293>>146202876>>146206106We will forever live rent free in the minds of tinpot clubs who get relegated year on year while we have remained in the Premier League since it's founding
>>146218562And Everjews have psyoped everybody into thinking they're the good guys when they were one of the clubs pushing hardest for the formation of the PL and commercialisation of football
>>146216863Fuck off you worthless simp cunt
Oh no Arsewogs awake
>>146218589Ay none of that woke nonsense. Just look how they conspire against traditional English clubs like Everton and Forest with points deductions while Sir Ratface Jim gets fucking "exceptional allowances". That should tell you everything you need to know.
>>146218697Because United are a publicly traded company
>>146216203not his fault Utd gave him a giant contract for having 7 good games at the start of 2023, he's always been shit
>>146218714is that why they got 20x the covid allowance of every other club?
>>146218905>bog trotting ABU appears againStill reeling from the last thread eh paddy?
>>146219162pointing out a fact is ABU now?
>ignores the women's team>backed brexit>says theres too many immigrants in the country>about to con the taxpayer to fund the new stadium because he has Starmer in his pocketdare I say based?
>>146219222No but posting about manure every thread is >>146217411>my local side doesn’t have a pitch and every match is played 60 miles away
>>146219277>United fan is from bumfuck southern villagelmao of course
Just started my estrogen and looking forward to the Liverpool match!
>>146219327>Livertranny fan is a tranny lmao of course
>>146219311You do support your local side anon and not bandwagon a prem team like a cuck? >southern bumfuck villageNorthern bumfuck village
Sorry bros, the Cornish diaspora could not get the job done ;_;
>>146219327>>146219339Alri Davepreet la
>>146219327>>146219339>Posts 61 seconds apart
>>146219342the matchy
remember the Liverpool Christmas drug fest?got swept under the rug pretty quick
>>146219368Because nobody cares about people doing coke on a night out incel
>>146219384fair enough. most scousers look like druggies to be fair
imagine these poor kids getting together at the library to complete a group project only to have dave come in and monopolize the whole computer area
>>146219426I can tell you sit in your bedroom and haven't been on a night out in years (likely not invited), because coke is all over nights out across the country
>>146219450>druggie itt
>>146219450>speculates about a poster to make himself feel betterlmao
>>146219428kek
>>146219465Or somebody who goes to toilets on a night out and sees a huge queue for the cubicles whilst the urinals are mostly empty
>>146219485nice of them to make an orderly queue
>>146219450>davepreet>having a bedroom He can only dream of such luxury >>146219428>be some kid heading into the library >go to the computer area>an Indian man of indeterminate age walks in>smells like he hasn’t washed in weeks, he’s muttering to himself >he hooks up a battered looking phone to the computer>he opens up a Mongolian basket weaving forum and begins typing, giggling to himself while he posts>he turns to you, eyes red and manic>”alri la n la you know Liverpool staff die drugs on their work do”>you nod and hope he doesn’t bother you>”can I borrow a quid maccies wont let you stay unless you buy something”
>>146219512why would dave say la?
How the fuck do you open SkySports+ on desktop? I swear they have the shittest website when it comes to streaming anything.
>>146219529>why would he say laIt’s his favourite phrase
>>146219538It’s dogshit like the rest of their services.
>>146219540that was quick. do you have that picture saved or just know where to find it memorised?
i feel like dave get blamed for a lot of posts made by AWyou can tell them apart because AW is an autistic toff who posts the same things every day, and dave is always seething and swearing in his posts
best to let this thread die. let scousewimp arrive in a new thread after the matches and argue with dave until the wee hours
>>146219551They really are fucking atrocious.
>>146219538You have to download their app iirc and it opens the link through thatI gave up on them and switched to a firestick
>>146215374merry christmas mikel
>>146219368Scousers are allowed to take drugs, shoot babies and steal bikes. They're like a protected minority, i'm assuming.
>>146219877I had done that, but I couldn't find the actual link to the channel on their shit site. Had to Google a link for the channel on SS. Such a bad system they have. Been like this for years as well.
Oh look arsenal with a refball goal again, will their fans call it out?
>>146219956They’re also massive cunts dealing with existing customers. Basically told me to go to a competitor because there’s fuck all deals for loyalty.
thought you were supposed to immediately stop the game for head injuries
>Jesus scoring a hat trick and convincing Arteta he's good enough again so Arsenal don't buy a striker in JanuaryAbsolutely devious
>4'>J. Mateta>D. Hendersonugh....
>>146220884It's just the Sky Big Five ref cabal throwing a bone to keep Arsenal fans from speaking out on their corrupt practices.
>all the bad guys are winning
little bit of backstory on our dear friend dave and why he's eternally butthurt about liverpool / scousers>>146221522
Meltdown
>Arsenal>Newcastle>Liverpool>Spurs/Man Utd
Why did the Liverpoo match go to +7, any antics worth watching highlights for?
>>146221603Lol blaming others for being homeless. Never his fault la
Liverpool fans are the worst what are you on mate.>I genuinely have never got along with a single Liverpool fan in my life, no joke.True >Its probably coincidence sure but they all have this arrogance and narcissistic nature. True>My best friend from my childhood was a Liverpool fan, sold me out. My brother is a Liverpool fan, he sold me out. An entire section of my family (dad's brothers wife and 4 adult kids) are Liverpool fans, they ended up stealing inheritance money and sold us out. I believe this.>I guess I get unlucky with Liverpool fans but every single over I've ever known has been a cunt irl.You weren't.They really are all mental cultists.
easy peasy away win for the B team against a Premier League team with new manager bounce
>Homeless meltdownIt's so tiresome
Hearing Dave just confessed to being anally raped by his brother
Wonder who Tottenham will draw in the semis
>a Premier League team with new manager bouncepoor bait
>>146221650>>146221658>>146221756>>146221756liverpool fans after winning a football matchcompletely mentally fucked these people
>>146221756maybe dave was the prostate boy all along
The worst part is these liverpool fans genuinely cant understand why people dislike them they think its just tribalism and everyone else is just as bad as them
>>146221756That's terrible but explains so much
>Liverpool beat Southampton in the Carabao cup>Homeless Schizophrenic on the streets of Manchester most affected
>Brentpood
Manchester is so butthurt they aren't the UK's second city, it drives them absolutely crazy. Birmingham, Edinburgh and Cardiff makes them shit blood in anger
>refball for Liverpool and ArsenalShocker
>>146218250Newcastle BrentfordTonali is mint
>>146221852McDonald’s staff quaking with fear that Davepreet is going to turn up
>>146221155To be honest it's not just a striker issue they have. They also have lack of creativity if Saka and Odegaard aren't playing (and even then they suck against deep line defences). Sterling missing an open goal is just proof he was a panic signing. Trossard is useless. Martinelli is useless. Havertz is hit and miss. Jesus is terrible (weird how he can score a hattrick against a PL side but can't against Bolton). They're literally relying on Nwaneri being good to avoid the very obvious depth issues they have.Also that Nketiah header was amazing.
>>146222513>'He has rebuilt Arsenal' - now Arteta must clear 'hardest hurdle'The Carabao Cup?
>>146221852>Liverpool beat Southampton in the Carabao cup>Homeless schizophrenic in the bins behind Liverpool maccies most affectedFixed that for ya mate
>>146222011>0 hours since seething anger about Mancs dominating everyone else
>>146222063Reddit's golden boys <3
>>146222597Yanks love tranny teams
>>146190015Everton officially the most racist club in Britain >According to a Guardian study 38% of fans that have witnessed racism at Everton followed by Rangers at 36%>Arsenal’s Gus Caesar was subjected to a series of racially charged chants including “shoot that n****r” and monkey noises as he warmed up at Goodison Park>Everton fans proudly wallowed in the whiteness of their XI: chanting “Everton are white!
baking a new thread now
>>146222823Do you think Gus is short for Augustus?
>>146222938>>146222938>>146222938come in
