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clinging on edition

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>>146193211
https://reddit.com/r/ArtetaOut/comments/1hf3w85/stay_humble_eh/

its happening lads
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>>146193211
surely you guys will fire this fraud if he doesnt win this weekend
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>be a club of brown people that love gay sex
>call it arse
>call it anal
>call it arseanal
>hire a man called arse-ne wanker
>hes a nonce
>let him ruin your club for 20 years
>havnt won the league for 20 years
>old stadium named "highbury" as in, hi bury your dick in my ass
>shit new stadium named after arabs
>fans are nicknamed after wanking, the gooners
>favourite chant is 'cum on you arse'
>most famous fans are called the gay gooners
>best player called buck-ayo caca
>their badge is a knob on wheels
>their mascot is a furfag called goon-asaurus
>shit owners executives, coaching, staff and players
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>>146193211
Which is the worst contract?
Havertz 300k
rice 250
Jesus 265k
partey 200k
martinelli 200k
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>>146193333
numbers seem very sus, pretty sure Havertz isn’t even on 270k.
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>>146193366
No I actually think it’s right. He is on insane wages
>>146193333
I think jesus is the worst one. Injured often and terrible when he isn’t.
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>>146193333
Does Gabriel Shartinelli really earn two hundred thousand pounds every week?
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>>146193333
Jesus and it's not even close.
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>>146193333
Jesus obviously, if not on those wages we could sell him to a club more suited to his level
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>>146193211
Why are they called Arsenal if nobody in the UK has guns?
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>>146195361
arse+anal
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23rd February 2008
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>>146196718
?
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Farteta fucking OUT
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>>146197311
this
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Sharteta IN
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>>146195361
they used to have a lot of guns. that's why your country is a thing
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Missed the game, heard Ode was subbed at half time for being shite. Feels bad man.
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Knocked out of the milk cup soon...
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>>146203453
hes soft, a mental midget
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https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/13275126/mnf-thierry-henry-analyses-arsenals-predictable-football-in-premier-league
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the title window is closed
how long is it gonna take to reset. hopefully less than it did when we sacked arsene, i cant take another decade of seeing us not win the league
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>>146197081
ITS CHELSEOVER
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>>146203858
We dodged a huge bullet with Mudryk
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ngl I'm glad i picked Liverpool in 2012, it paid off
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>>146204254
i kneel
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>>146203453
He was terrible
Worst performance from him so far
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Lads, Trophiesrteta IN...?
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>>146205524
Fourth Place Trophy energy
Arsene Arteta
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>>146205524
heh my arteta just being humble and not counting his emirates cups too
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>>146205524
tinpoteta...
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>>146205524
GET THE FUCKING FRAUD OUT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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how the FUCK ARE CALA AND SHITCHENKO STILL INJURED, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY LB A PERMA CROCK
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>>146205952
>didn't even mention Tomiyasu because it's been so long
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>>146205952
170k per week for zinny...
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>>146205952
You are setting yourself up for failure by thinking these are actual participants in the squad.
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>>146205978
dude is dead to me, literally. Just terminate his contract at this point, I'm sick and tired to DEATH at how the club is run, Wenger, Arteta, doesn't matter, everything from recruitment to handling injuries to actually playing it's all shit, plain and simple shit.
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>>146205952
>>146205978
Who cares about those permacrooked frauds.
Where the heck is Ben Benjie Benjamin Big Ben Big Bants Elastico Blanco "Ben" White for crying out loud!?
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>>146205524
LMAO
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>>146193211
>two spots down for a draw
Kinda harsh, but that is the premier league today.
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>buying a player when you know with this sort of injury record at age 22
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>>146205952
Because fraudteta insists on playing them at every positions instead of left back.
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good evening seniors and senioritas
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>sharteta thinks nwaneri has the potential to play as a 9 in the future
Get this fraud out NOW
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>>146206779
he is already suffering from late stages Wengeristic delusions of grandeur. We have to cut the tumor out while he still hasn't taken root everywhere, one or two mor seasons and it will be too late.
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Why was I thinking the game was tonight?
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>>146206779
walcott 2.0
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>>146207700
so was i desu
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>Trashford available
ARTETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>>146207245
It's horrific. At least Arsene had made some legendary accomplishments before he went off the rails, and still continuned to play attractive football even if his late-stage teams were paper tigers.
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>>146208642
>375k a week
Probably happening
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>>146193333
>>146211923
>+ Sterling £325,000 per week
Arteta could soon be playing forward lineups costing £2m per game while still getting fucking nada from them.
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> Mikel Arteta: “Criticism? We deserved to win the last six games by a mile”
He has officially lost the plot.
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>>146214960
he isn’t entirely wrong but damn shut up.
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>3rd, 6 points off top
>3rd, guaranteed progression to RO16
>league cup semi finals after tomorrow
reports of our death were greatly exaggerated
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>>146215257
yeah, your 3rd place trophy cabinet will be bursting at the seams.
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>>146215257
At this stage of the season, I don't mind bad results as long as the performances were good, and I don't mind bad performances as long as we get the result. We are doing neither.
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>>146215396
>we are in a difficult situation
didnt seem all that difficult under RVN
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Good morning arteta out sisters
Tonight, we feast
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>>146215257
9 points
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>>146215764
We will be there for the nshitiah dagger
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>>146215764
We have been feasting for a couple of years now but the taste gets increasingly worse.
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>>146216228
tonight we will shift the agenda
another trophiless season (even according to artetas standard)?
yup, we're in for a rebuild, comfy times ahead
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And we're back to 2018 once again, where I'm nearly the only person ITT who wants Arsenal to win their next game. Obviously wishing for your team to lose turned out so well both under Wenger and Emery so here we go again
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>>146216358
the late wenger years broke the fanbase in a way that will never be fixed until the living fans die and are replaced decades from now. wins are just stopping that mindset from coming out temporarily. everyone is just hiding their 2018 mindset until its safe to revert to the default. it will be the same with the new manager.
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>>146216405
farteta out btw
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Carabobbins cup or bust!
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>>146216358
I never want Arsenal to lose, I just want everyone (and people are FINALLY waking up to see it firsthand) to recognize that Arteta isn’t the right man for the job. From game management to tactics to recruitment he failed miserably in every sector. The squad would have been good enough to win the league in the last two seasons and probably would have done so with a proper manager and even this season could have been a relative cake walk with a sound recruitment strategy and proper backing from the Kroenkikes.
Instead we are back to being content with top 4 cash and keeping a fool in charge of a golden generation.
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>>146217048
>golden generation
u wot m8?
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>>146217061
saka and saliba are pretty golden
the rest range from bronze to different shades of poop
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>>146217048
>I never want Arsenal to lose, I just want everyone to recognize that Arteta isn’t the right man for the job.
Holy this!
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>>146217076
Saka, Saliba, Gabriel, White Timber, Ode, Raya, Partey and Rice are among the best players in the league in their respective positions.
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>>146217076
S tier = Gabriel, Saliba, White, Saka.
A tier = Øde, Rice, Raya
B tier = Partey, Timber
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>>146217135
>White
>among the best players in the league in their respective positions.

>>146217152
>White
>S tier

I'm surprised Ben White is so highly rated to be best in position or S tier (a tier above Ødegard, really?). For me he's always been a good servant but I've never felt he was as good as you two do
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Why do we always sign permacrocks?
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>>146217639
We turn players into permacrocks
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>>146217152
>Gibraltargaard and declan shite are A tier
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>>146218327
d-d-don't say that!
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>>146217152
Seems bizarre to have White as S tier when Timber is only B. And Rapetey at B is also wild to me. As is Ødegaard at A.
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good to see arse is waking up to the fact odegaard is a weakmind who offers nothing without the ball and still ghosts big games even with the team/system favouring him. abandons all defensive duty and plays as if hes a number 10 so of course he gets attacking stats
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Tierney bros we are so fucking BACK
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This is the wildest fucking lineup I've seen is literal years. There's so fucking much to unpack here lmao
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>Tearknee starting
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>>146218890
We are so fucking back
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Absolute banter era tier lineup,
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>>146218890
If he doesnt get injured this game he'll get injured after the game and as a result delaying his sale...again
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>>146218980
at this rate he isn’t worth anything anyway.
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>tierney
>partey
>timber
>kiwior
TRY to get past this
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>>146218882
>>146218887
I kneel
holy based
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>defense
meh
>midfield
heh
>attack
bleh
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>>146219122
You are NOT ready for the nwaneri sterling link up
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>>146218882
>>146218887
W H O A
E
W

>>146219122
Good one, mate. Stealing this gimmick for later.
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>>146219181
yeah I’m sure not ready for it.
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Serious talk now, Farteta is either getting his "manager of the season" award OR getting sacked tonight.
Simple as.
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>>146219214
Neither but he’s getting sacked within 12 months with the rate they’re declining
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>>146219309
12 months means TWO seasons wasted still (current and another one).
At this rate, I might not live to see Arsenal being great again.
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What channel is the match on?
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>tearknee
how long does our acrylic boy last because lower body implodes?
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Why is Ethan taking a shower before the match has even begun?
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>barely a minute in and Jesus already hurting
lol
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lmao even
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ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT ARTETA OUT
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it's over
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yeah Arteta OUT asap, absolutely pathetic, thank god I didn’t turn on the TV.
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And don't forget that we're winning the league guys! We're always winning the league
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Another kiwior mistake. This man has cost 9 points this season in the league and continuing in the milk cup
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this is what happens when you don't start Chadlhães
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OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
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EDDIE MATETIAH WHAT A GOAL
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the kits fucking matter. i don't care what anyone says, the kits absolutely fucking matter
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How goes it then lads?
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umm
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sorry but just sell Kiwior, he isn’t even good enough as a backup, imagine making mistake after mistake vs absolute shitters and still starting.
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kiwiorbros... our response?
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Stay humble eh?
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PalARSE
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Trust the process, lads
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grimmest lineup i've seen in years desu
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>losing 5 mins in
>cut my taint shaving

not my day bros
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>poobriel peesus
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>trossard
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Concerning amount of goals conceded from the first shot on target recently. Newcastle, fulham and now Palace just off the top of my head.
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>Trossard
Stop shooting any time
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I dont get it
why are we so shit?
we neeed to act before the yids get a coach better than Arteta
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>>146193333
checked

300k a week for jesus man..
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reminder that conceding those early goals is how city's collapse started
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>>146219734
i remember the good old days where he actually did score those
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>>146219739
Betting on players that don't fit/don't stay fit/are shit, moving from the hyper-offense passing philosophy, Arteta being stubborn as fuck which is kinda normal for a young manager but doesn't fit the profile of a relatively big club and the mere presence of shitiel sitsus as the 9.
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>>146219742
we are already collapsing though
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>>146219731
happened like two seasons ago too, so bad.
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from bossard to BOSSard
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Hendo on goal? When did he return from Saudis?
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>>146219767
>anigme
get out
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>>146219744
Remember the good old days when fucking someone, anyone, could score at all?
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One thing I’m sure on his arteta never being able to lose the dressing room or any of the players


Jorginho/Havertz/Sterling Chelsea rejects

Jesus/Zinchenko City rejects

Odegaard was a failed wonderkid

Merino was a third best midfielder at Sociedad

Saka/Nelli were youth

Arteta is why some of these guys are still in a major conversation. they would never lose faith in him.
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>>146219739
its the players
sharteta replaced all our technical players bar 2 with 6'4 manual laborers he found in the screwfix catalogue
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>>146219781
Point being?
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>>146219781
he already has, you can tell the team has no faith
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>>146219778
anime>fraudteta's arsenal
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>>146219781
the spacing is what gives it away
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You lot are so fair weather
Win and you trust the plan
Lose and it’s arteta out
Grow up
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>>146219781
how often does signing someones rejects actually pay off. theyre only leaving because they werent good enough and were broken, now just come to a worse club so they can phone it in and stop trying
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will >we ever score a goal again ?
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sub in Magalhães
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>>146219817
not tonight
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Why is timber at CB? Where the fuck is tomiyasu
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>KWABwior
Reckon the Napoli rumours were true after all...
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>>146219839
what rumours?
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>>146219804
I thought it would make it easier to read
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>>146219781
none of this matters because Arteta is an unlikeable weirdo and once he stops producing results it's over for him
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>>146219833
Tomiyasu is a fugazi
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just imagine the indian if that went in
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>>146219843
Some thinnest BS about how supposedly _he_ is determined to leave for Napoli in January.
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>>146219853
hey cool the antisemitism
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>>146219833
>Where the fuck is tomiyasu
Tomi is signed a permanent contract with the hospital.
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That's a dirty challenge on trossard
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>>146219814
Doesn’t mean they were bad sometimes they just don’t fit the style of play
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>Salah’s 2-2 equalizer, Raul Jimenez’s opener, and Mateta’s opener today. Even last year vs Fulham (A), his awareness vs players behind him cost us a goal. It’s getting really annoying.

stolen form plebbit but absolutely true, Kiwior needs to be SOLD now.
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why does arteta not like Tierney ?
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maybe if we wave the huge LGBTQ flag early we might play good? ya know, make the lads feel at home
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>Arse is facing CP again on the weekend
It's going ot be DOUBLE OVER just in a few days, my lads. X-mass cancelled.

>>146219739
>why are we so shit?
The Process finally kicked in.
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>>146219914
Imagine caring about this
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I reckon you could kick the ball at a traffic cone and 99% of the time, the way it bounces off it would be more beneficial than having Jesus on the pitch.
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Mateta looks exactly like Lukaku.
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>>146219905
He doesn’t like Englishmen full stop
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>>146219927
4 million LGBTQ Britons would like a word with your hugely disrespectful post
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>>146219936
and who would decide where to place said cone?
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holy lmao are we getting first half subs?
kino
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My son Saka is finally on.
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>>146219952
Just warming up blud
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>>146219960
you can tell mikels losing it
>1-0 to fulham after half an hour
>we're fucked
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>sharteta
>sharts his pants
poetry?
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>>146218882
LGTSS

>david raydolph
>thomas christmas partey
>jurrien chrimber
>jakub kiwiyule
>kieran chiermney
>jorginhohoho
>mikel merryno
>seathans nwanereetings
>raheem sterlingle
>trossather christmas
>angel gabriel jesus

>subs: tommy gingerbreadford, william sleighliba, angel gabriel, maldini crackerri, myles christmas-prezzy, martin snowdegaard, bukayo cracker, angel gabriel martibelli, kai havermerrychristmas
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Almost top bins by sterling
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I don't believe my eyes, is that Kieran Tierney?
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based sterling
no more passing or retarded set plays
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>>146219985
Was never going in
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Yeah the corners are finished now everyone knows to do the Monaco tactic of pushing three players up to the half way line.
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>>146219984
kek
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Process trust status?
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remember when people posted all those stats about merino and his air game
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JESUS JESUS JESUS
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>>146220012
>trust the process
these three words have ruined this club since as far as I can remember
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friendly reminder that >we are playing one of the worst teams in the league, again.
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>>146220027
is it pronounced shay-zeus?
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>>146220043
Yah-zus
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>>146220043
don't know how it is in portugese but in spanish it's he-sus
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>it's another park the bus episode
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>>146220043
it's pronounced "jogador bosta" here in brazil
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Was gonna try for this game thank God I didn’t
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NO

NO GOD NO

WHY ARE WE ALWAYS THE LAUGHING STOCK?!
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Sharteta needs to go soon.

Never win anything with this loser
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I can't bear to watch this team at the moment.
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Was partey thinking of rape when he kicked that awful cross? Rape man can't play football correctly?
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>>146193218
they were right all along
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Where is Ben White?
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That's Sterlel's contribution done for the night
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>73% posession
>2 shots on target

Just get this useless fucking cunt out, we're the most boring fucking team in the league to watch.
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>>146220119
Injured as usual
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>>146220119
getting bummed by his man lover
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>drossard
He's like the embodiment of hot and cold
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>can't cross
>can't dribble
>can't shoot
>can't break lines
>can't really score from set pieces anymore (we just have way more of them than other teams)
what exactly can this team do, except not win anything?
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I like tierneys directness and his willingness to cross. Too bad his defending is shit.
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would much rather have fullbacks who want to drive down the line and cross

this muh inverted fullback nonsense needs to die alreayd
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Turns out it was fairly prescient of Adidas to give Arsenal a bottle shirt this season
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I loathe this walk it in mentality

PASS FORWARD

GO FORWARD
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I'd rather win nothing than win the milk cup. So I'm the rare few who are happy about this.
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The Riccardo, Bottas, Perez etc al generation got wiped out in one season.
Good god
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can arteta seriously keep this job until the summer with performances and results like this?
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Making Mateta look like prime Thierry over here
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remember when our fans overrated tierney and claimed he was the new ashley cole a few years ago
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>>146220191
Based on his press conferences he sounds like a man under pressure.

And given how much the woman's team has turned around since they fired Jonas Eidevall, it might give the men's team some thoughts
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Aubemayang was right
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Are the fans booing this garbage are they all just happy clappers enjoying their night out?
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Ten Hag better manager than Arteta.
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the Gay Gooners will be protesting soon. no goals means no LGBTQ flag waving. soon they will think there is no goal on purpose...
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>>146220277
No one cares about the women’s team not even the kroenkes it’s a virtue signalling project
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>>146220395
truest post on /sp/ this year
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>>146220191
Who would they even get in as replacement?
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>>146220408
Ten Hag
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odegaard on
yes
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>>146220408
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>>146220411
would be an improvement
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>>146220411
I was thinking Southgate. He does love Saka...
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>>146220395
excuse me Stuart Pearce said he thinks the woman’s football will be bigger than the premier league one day
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ethan has blown it
sell him to stoke
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>>146193211
All you need is rashford. Give us 20 mil and pay 150k of his wages and its a deal
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>>146220428
He can't afford Maguire so the back line would collapse
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nobody called Ethan will ever succed at football.

sorry but its true
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>>146220445
rashford and antony for jesus and havertz
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Sailba for Partey

Oodegard for Nwaneri

Arteta is a retard.
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>>146220473
ethan winters
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ahahahahaha it's so over
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Nwaneri needs to go a club where he'll get unlocked like Gnabry was
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fuckin ell
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>Sterlel
...
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time to activate the emojis...
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Yeah not winning when sterling can't score from 2 years out with 2 attempts. Not sure why this incredible bad luck is striking so hard but it's a bit surreal.
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>Sterlel
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>Sterling will be kicking himself
He'd miss that too the fucking useless cunt
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>>146220395
You must be an idiot to not see his erratic behaviour all of a sudden.

He has the look of a man who's thinking of what happens if he loses his job.

I've seen that desperation before.
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sterling is cursed
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What a delicious cross by Tearknee

Man I missed those
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Jesus scored!!!!!
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Get these man city rejects off the fucking team fuck arteta
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>Arsenal haven't won this trophy since 1993
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>>146220533
wow he actually did??
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>>146220540
WHAT BLUD?
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shit guy finally scored but I am sworn to do this duty
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>Jesus
Arteta knew.
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>>146220543
Which is good. It's a joke of a cup. Liverpool fans get bullied for even mentioning it.
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CIEN POR CIENTO JESUS
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>>146220553
My criticism made Jesus play better. You're welcome
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that was actually elite, why can't gaysus do that all the time?
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We all know United are gonna win this trophy.
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lets make an apology to Arteta, one post at a time

Dear
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i hope we sell my man KT

deserves better than playing backup tp the backup shitters like skelly and memechenko
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>>146220573
heh (heh)
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>Jesus returns at Christmas

Problem atheistcucks????
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>>146220571
its okay, you are american. We understand you dont know shit about football.
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>>146220573
yes
while finishing 11th and their manager being fired
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>>146220604
Better than arsenal who will win nothing for the next 5 years, trust the plan.
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>>146220596
>hes black
just like the real jesus
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Are players supposed to be having sex during the season? Doing the pregnancy celebration is a tell-tale sign they're lowering their test during the season
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>jesus dead on christmas
AGAIN
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jesus dead
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tbf, this is the one game I really couldn't give a shit about us losing, really could do without another two games in the schedule.
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we're still not gonna win this cup, lads. we are, after all, >Arsenal
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>>146220597
Done him
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>>146220613
if I died and saw this nigga I'd assume I was in hell
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>>146220629
he is killed at in the spring, not winter
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>>146220611
dave get out of here you cant talk when you are the one club thats a bigger laughing stock than us right now
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>>146220642
he means actual gabriel jesus had an injury around this time in 2022
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Nshit
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>>146220646
United are a laughing stock and still winning silverware.
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>Arsenal fans glad to see Nketiah come on for once
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>>146220650
n-no
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>nketiah betrayal arc
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>>146220635
This is our only chance at silverware
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>>146220694
sad but true
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>He's really come to life
Commentator about Jesus. A few days too early though.
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JESUS SCORED?????
I CAN TBELIEVE IT
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this better not go to extra time
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wow looks like Sharteta doesn't need a striker in January after all
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>>146220694
i'd rather go without a trophy than win this piece of shit copa
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>>146220728
no extra, straight pens
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>>146220738
tybg
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>>146220720
will three magi (pgmol reps) appear to give him gifts of a pen?
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new manager spotted
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sub ethan back on
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Tierneys pulled his hammy again
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>1-1 vs tin palacio
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>tierney
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One goal against a dogshit club? That means Gabriel Jesus deserves 20 more chances as a starter in important games to do absolutely nothing!
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it's fucking over again
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And that's Tierney done until 2026

>>146220758
Give it some more time and we'll get to see like 10 penalties.
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>Sharteta pushing his injured player back onto the pitch to waste time 1-1 at home against Crystal Palace in the Carabao Cup
You couldn't make this shit up
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>Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee >Tearknee
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>>146220795
At this point I just cant care about him anymore desu.
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Bro just got injured on his own
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>scottish genetics
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shame because he was having a good game
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Damn Eddie, you really do Kiwior like that?
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spagettiah trying to kill kiwior
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Saka assist

Jesus goal (again!)

Might be offside though
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golazo desu
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never thought I'd write this but
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oh god
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Aura
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HE HAS RISEN
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I shan’t be apologising
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FOR FUCK SAKE NOW THIS PLUMBER IS GOING TO START FOR 20 CONSECUTIVE MATCHES
SEASON IS OVER
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BASED GOD
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>shitsus only scores near christmas
lmao
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>>146219809
>>146219809
>>146219809
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>now we won't go for a sticker
>will strike out on nico Williams again
>will sign for fullbacks and midfielders

ARTETA OUT
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CHEATS
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CHALOBAH GOAL
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>>146220899
To be fair we need four fullbacks.
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>>146220902
funny
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>GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS >GAYSUS
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>var would have spent 10 minutes drawing lines over this before ruling it off.

This is why it's shit, marginal calls should go in favour of the attacking team
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chalobahs skull is just… wow
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lads why does everyone have perfect hairlines in this club even the geriatric assistant coaches are lego heads
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That was offside, is the VAR room sleeping?
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>>146220951
no VAR in this comp
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>>146220933
it’s clearly offside
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>>146220951
VAR is gonna be used after 5th round.
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>>146220947
arteta doesn't like anyone who isn't good looking with good genetics
it's why trossard is a bench player and he had to dye his hair
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HATRICKKKKKKK
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where’s that American dickhead now??? Where are you
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nah he ballin fr
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>>146220962
>>146220971
Lol why?
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Congratulations to Jesus for his 3 goals of the season.
Come back at the end of the season, next year
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Okay I apologise and I only ask that you do this in the PL as well thanks.
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100% JESUS
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>>146220972
Skelly?
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>odds of signing an attacker before 2026 plummet to zero
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Not a hat trick if var was here
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is jesus just an absolute confidence merchant or what? he obviously has the ability to be a complete fucking baller judging by his first weeks here and this game, why is he so shit all the time?
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>>146220995
he's black so as long as he has good hair
arteta doesn't think black people can be good looking so doesn't expect it. see saka
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>>146221007
Just a merchant with a bunch of luck.
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i will NOT apologize
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>>146221007
the injury may have fucked him physically but it definitely did him in mentally too
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>>146220989
I would assume because a ton of the lower league/smaller clubs/whatever aren't equipped to have VAR installed in their stadiums.
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>>146221012
Saka is the best looking player in the club though according to my gf. Don't project your gayness on which players are attractive
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Of course nketiah scores a goal he'd never have scored at arsenal
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fucking nigger
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SPAGHETTIAH SPAGHETTIAH SPAGHETTIAH SPAGHETTIAH SPAGHETTIAH SPAGHETTIAH
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>>146221027
no need to anon, friendly reminder that >we are currently playing a relegation team and even the academy kids should be dispatching them comfortably.
Instead >we concede TWO vs them and one being from Nshitia, the ultimate humiliation.
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NOT SO FAST ARSEFAGS
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EDDIE EDDI-
oh wait
this fucking cunt man
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>>146221035
Flag checks out
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I've seen nketiah try for a header 100 times in an arsenal shirt and he's scored probably 2 max
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>letting nshit score against you

That should be a sackable offence in itself.
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>>146221047
and that first half was terrible as well
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>>146221035
i actually think he has a very cute face but cute like an ugly dog is cute
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jokes now if it goes 3-3
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>getting scored on by a an ex club player
Why does this happen so often?
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We need a center back
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Im naked right now
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>arteta will spend another £200 million on defenders
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Why doesn't arsenal cross it to kai havertz like the way nketiah just scored?
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>>146221067
we call it "Ley del Ex" over here
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If we end the season trophyless I genuinely consider killing myself.
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>Kiwior
This brother shouldn't be wearing an Arsenal shirt next season

Idek where we found him but he needs to get binned
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Nketi - ACK
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fuck this ref, this is embarrassing
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>spaghettiah
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>>146221084
Don't do it bro you have so much for and you live in Braz..

Oh maybe you should.
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lads... what if spurs win tomorrow and we end up playing them in the final.......
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Nketiah is trying harder than he's ever fucking tried before in his fucking life.
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Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
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>>146221186
playing my trombolise rn
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>>146221173
Best possible outcome. Amoorim will have Manure minimally organized by the time the final comes. It's best to risk giving Spurs a title for more chance of winning it.
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>>146221180
We rise my ass, we played like shit in general, and because of Gaysus scoring in a Mickey Mouse cup, we arent getting a striker during winter. Fuck arteta and fuck half the bench.
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now more than ever
Arteta OUT
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Former players becoming elite against us is a tale as old as time
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>>146196718
i knew what that was and not even a gooner, weird. RIP
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damn, just when he announced that his wife is pregnant with their second child too, emotional stuff
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>>146221284
Wow so emotional I’m crying rn
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Wanna find the guy who first started doing the ball in stomach celebration and punch him in the face
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I will not apologise.
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Tierney wasn't an injury sub on my app
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>>146221326
Ball in stomach? They put the ball in their stomach do they? How do they get it out?
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You think king kai prefers front shots or back shots with his 10/10 model gf
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>>146221341
Surgery
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>turn on Southampton match
>player instantly misses a sitter

Turning the TV back off
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>>146221327
do right now
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Lpoo cheating again.
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Sharteta IN
Jesus IN
Sterling IN
Kiwior IN
Drossard IN
Partey JAIL
Shitneri IN
Overthebaard IN
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A bit soon to announce but it was obvious this was gonna happen

>David Ornstein: EXCL: Kieran Tierney to leave Arsenal in summer at latest after club decided against using option to extend contract. #AFC deal ends June & date to add 1y gone. 27yo can pre-agree with non-English clubs (or possibly go permanently) in Jan @TheAthleticFC
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>>146221726
it's over
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>>146221365
kai gets prostate milkies and handjobs by his latex clad wife
seriously, she's got to be the most beautiful girl germany has produced
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>>146221726
did you *really need to* to crock him again 1st, fortnight before he leaves tho? You could have just left him intact on the mantlepiece, gave him the odd dusting.
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>>146221726
I was just talking to a friend about him and how he couldn't even get through 90 minutes in his first app of the season. What a joker.
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>>146221804
oh hang on, looks like it was just cramp
cheers! for that £25 million tho.
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>>146221871
Without getting injured*
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Whatever happened to that Brazilian lad Edu signed a few seasons back. I think he was a right winger maybe.
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>>146221978
Marquinhos? On loan in Brazil. He's not gonna make it.
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>>146221978
Marquinhos.
He was mediocre at São Paulo (which means he was glorified as a wonder kid), no idea how he landed at Arsenal. He's on loan to Fluminense, who almost got relegated and was saved at the very last game in bostileirão. Pretty sure Marquinhos only had two tap-ins at libertadores and did nothing else in the season.

Yeah, he's not going to make it.
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>>146220513
LMAO
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The women's arsenal team have been fucking whores up straight through the ass
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>>146222438
pics?
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just got back from the emirates ama
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>>146222738
how is the stadium nowadays, nice or grim?
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>>146222769
probably leaning slightly toward grim
was in the upper grim and still got rained on despite being under the roof
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>have hope and confidence Arsenal will achieve something this season
>Arsenal fumble and lose
>give up hope on the season
>Arsenal win again
Stop doing this to me.
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SILVERWARE soon
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why is Arteta obsessed with buying injury prone fullbacks?
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>>146222929
no SILVER for 3rd-rate teams
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Jesus redeemed, Martinelli next.
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>remaining teams are Liverpool, Newcastle, Tottenham or Manchester United
sceptical if Arsenal can beat any of these lot
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Feels like we need to concede first to make this team play properly and take more risks
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>>146224716
>Liverpool
50/50
>Newcastle
Tough away, much easier at home. Then again they are our bogey team
>Tottenham
Lol roll a dice, never know what you're gonna get with them. That said they are missing a bunch of starters so we're winning that dice roll most likely
>Manchester United
Unironically the easiest one. They just can't handle set pieces. 2nd in the league for most corner goals conceded, only 1 behind Wolves. Despite all their stoke city moaning, they still conceded corners to Forest and currently shit City. And yes, they are so stupid/shit to not have improved at defending setpieces by then
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This isn't bad luck anymore, Arteta's system is making our opps more clinical.
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>>146225562
This or Kiwi fucked up twice.
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>>146222840
>having hope because of a league cup win against Palace, who are gash
Come on man. A few wins here or there isn't good enough to win the big trophies.
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Rashford looks to be on the way out.

Y/N?
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>>146225562
Arteta’s ’system’ is buffing everyone with +10 luck once the inevitable once per game fuck up happens.
>>146225694
no of course
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>>146225694
big no
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>>146225709
>>146225711

>no (yes)
So we're in agreement then. He'll be a good replacement for martinelli.
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>>146225737
I’d rather have Win chasing down the left before Gashford or Martinelli.
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>>146221804
>gave him the odd dusting.
This league cup game is the odd dusting.
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>Declan Shite and Sly Shitvertz were the problem all along

WAKA WAKA EH EH
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN
GABRIEL JESUS SCORES AGAIN
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>>146222438
What did anon mean by this?
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>>146226229
wtf womens football is closer to men’s football of the 90s than current men’s
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>>146226270
The women don't tend to roll around or feign injury as much.
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Watching Tierney, Merino, Trosaard on the LHS last night reminded me of a time when our LHS looked like: Tierney, Xhaka, ESR. This was by far the most balanced our LHS has looked under Arteta. Tierney was the defensively sound overlapping full back who provided width, Xhaka the functional CM who excelled at ball progressing and maintaining possession, and ESR the inverted winger who was brilliant at linking play and creating chances for himself and others and scoring goals. Now our LHS changes every week. Tierney Merino Trosaard is the closest we have to that dynamic but I would argue that it is not an improvement. And the 40 million Italian centre back we signed to play LB is a complete crock and unproven
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>>146227015
i can't believe jesus didn't dive there, it's what he does 99% of the time
>>146226282
i don't understand why referees/VAR don't intervene more for feigning injuries. It's extremely cynical, and you of course have to be careful with it, but there are obvious situations where a player should be penalized for trying to get someone off. Walker for example, you can easily tell that he's trying to get hojlund off and wasn't actually injured. He should be penalized for that, it ruins the game and the sport. It's not behavior you want to encourage.
I think it's good that they are also giving cards for time-wasting and delaying the restart, but it's just annoying that we were penalized an absurd amount for it in the beginning of the season compared to other teams
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>>146227015
>>146227669
>i can't believe jesus didn't dive there, it's what he does 99% of the time
Was gonna say I'm surprised Jesus did go down. At least he scored.
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>Gabriel Jesus has scored more goals for Arsenal in midweek (12) than on weekends (11). Since the start of last season, 10 of his 12 goals for #AFC have been in midweek games.
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>>146228082
>since the start of last season
so you're telling me this + this season he has 12 goals?
seems too high desu
also no surprise that he has more goals in midweek since he only scores against league 1 teams in cups
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Two things learned from yesterday's victorious game:
>we DON'T (lol, lmao) need a forward;
>we DO (L O L M A O) need a creative midfielder.
>>146226492
kek

>>146222840
Save this pic rel (rel) for future, la.

>>146227015
U O H!
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>>146228082
CL trophy here we come.
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>>146228479
That 1-0 win away to Man Utd though.
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>>146228479
Just went through the archives and hey I made the thread that day... I was in there literally and unironically discussing relegation. Dark times.

>>104704707
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>>146228479
>>146228535
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>>146228563
Would take something catastrophic for Arsenal to ever be relegated, after a century uninterrupted in the top division.
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I've been seeing many positive reactions to the palace game simply because we won, but I'm getting sick and tired of how useless most of the squad has become. We literally lose that game (deservedly) if we don't put Saka and Ødegaard on the pitch, 2 players we shouldn't need to rely on for a game like this. Once again the squad was tested to see if it could perform without its only good attacking players and it failed miserably. And it's not the first time this season, yet there are still retards who think this team has any right to contest the title this season.

Absolutely embarrassing performance yesterday.
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>>146228581
Obviously we were exaggerating, but honestly such a thing is easy to say now. Make that exact same post that day and I don't think many people would have agreed with you.
5 points in 10 games. That's not even relegation form, it's 20th place form. For more than 1/4th of the season. It was catastrophic indeed.
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>>146228615
>I've been seeing many positive reactions to the palace game simply because we won
this, to many casuals just look go >ey we won so what's the issue?
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>>146228937
We're here forever.
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meow mrrrrrr (:
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>>146228977
She's won like 10 games in a row, give her a contract already.
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>Arsenal’s recruitment staff, in liaison with Mikel Arteta, are gearing up towards making a significant outlay on a striker this summer. The identity of who they go for remains an ongoing process & will depend on a myriad of factors — age, cost, injuries & experience.

>Part of the reason Arsenal decided AGAINST signing a striker in the summer was due to how Kai Havertz ended the season.

>In negotiations with potential centre forward signings ahead of the current campaign, it is understood that Arsenal provided no assurances that they would play ahead of Havertz, but there is an acceptance now that they need greater firepower. [@SamiMokbel81_DM]
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>>146229223
>this summer
Shouldn't bother as they're all gone by then, simple as.
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>>146229223
>realising it this late
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>>146229223
>>Part of the reason Arsenal decided AGAINST signing a striker in the summer was due to how Kai Havertz ended the season.
Watch Jesus or god forbid Sterlel or Kai again go on a great run of form and the club decides to not buy a striker yet again
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>>146229223
So its Sesko.
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>>146229223

How many clueless frauds are there at the club that could agree that it would be sensible to go into a season with fucking Havertz as your main striker.
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>>146230157
Kai clicked.
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>>146230176
Also its more about ditching Jesus and bringing a striker for him. Kai and new guy will probably rotate.
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>>146230184
>Kai and new guy will probably rotate
By 'rotate' you mean Shitvertz will get the Carabao Cup games against Bolton and CL group stage dead rubbers, right?
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Stop bullying Havertz. He's doing alright.
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Pogba in january. What do we think?
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>>146230289
No thanks.
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>>146230289
Why do we always have to buy other clubs sloppy seconds, thirds etc.?
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>>146230396
>Why do we always have to buy other clubs sloppy seconds, thirds etc.?
Tbf he's a free agent and hasn't played for any team for 2 years?
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>>146226492
WAKE ME UP
CANT WAKE UP
If there was a vote were there idiots who voted against a new striker?
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>>146229223
Sir. Marcus. Rashford.
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>>146230411
Exactly, he is done.
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>>146229223
Okay, but how does it consider in the new sporting director (the Olabe) coming in in the summer as well? I mean, they wouldn't just go on, prep all the dealings without him only to tell him later that everything's spent already and he'll have to wait a full year to have a go at doing anything at all, would they?
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Saka could unlock Rashford.
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>>146228479
I remember the "haha we beat united at old toilet in front of their staff members xD" smug posting, embarrassing
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>>146229223
Can't rely on kai, think he should shift back to LM seeing as merinogood is a confirmed bum so maybe martinelli and trossard can start playing better and test to see if jesus actually hitting the back of the net a few times wasnt just a fluke
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Lel this spurs game, after united’s first goal the commentator said they have they jitters and now it’s full on spaghetti.
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I only have one thing to say

>English goalkeeping
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>>146232912
Both keepers have been iffy.
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Hoping we get Spurs in the draw
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>Tottenham
>Liverpool
>Newcastle

who do you want?
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>This game
Boy getting really bad flashbacks of the days when our defense was like this
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And I thought our defence was bad. 4-3 christ
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Fingers crossed for Spurs
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>>146233099
liverpool 100%
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>>146233193
huh? our defense is our saving grace

we literally cannot score a goal that isn't a set piece. do arse fans really believe the defense is the problem? is everyone here retarded?
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>>146233231
you really think Sharteta's Stoke can beat Liverpool over 2 legs?
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>draw in 30 minutes
Nah i am hitting the sack
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>>146233269
absolutely not
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If Tottenham beat us in the semi will they make another DVD?
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>>146233294
I can see them bringing back the bloke with the trumpet if we face them
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>>146233193
>Our
defence is the only thing holding things together anon. Even with the revolving door or LBs and RBs and CBs. Hell, even the goal scoring is up to the defenders these days with Gabriel and Saliba bailing >us out multiple times.
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>>146233294
They already have Son
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>>146233099
Liverpool is business as usual. Spuds or Newcastle winning is their first trophy in X amount of years and would be terrible for the banter
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new

>>146233742
>>146233742
>>146233742
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>>146233240
Not as good as last season. Conceding way more goals.



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