Ducks Edition/hoc/vious: >>150863552
>>150876111>>150876111>>150876111
How about them Vancouver Canucks?
>First post already a raped faggot gif he's used 1000 times beforenuke the thread and start over
Carlsson > Bedard
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
>>150876128Why do they love Swedes so much?
>>150876131Bedard's lack of a 200ft game is going to end up ruining him. Doesn't help that Chiraq is ass and literally was the worst destination for him to play for. We got robbed of him being on the Ducks. Bettman can't let go of that blackhawks dynasty where every faggy puckslut chased after Toews and Kane
>>150876126>>150876143we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue
>>150876141If only Kane had ended up with Taylor swift
The queers are selective about their queering off.
may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gaynever forget
>>150876168gimmick is still shit
>>150876168then maybe add to the conversation so the raped faggot fucks offDetroit should've already offersheeted McTavish at this point
>>150876131Bedard hasn’t impressed me so far
>>150876176that is trb bud. you know, the guy you raped on the chilly easter evening of 2022
Normal people don't get involved with queers queering off, though.
>>150876171I like how you had "plank" and then "board" in this pasta for a while before changing it into "exposed stud" cause you're kwabarded lmfao
How much better will Colorado be this season with landeskog’s return?
>"Here are NHL players poised to break out next season!">look inside>Players who have already broken out and actually are properly rated
>>150876201shut the fuck up
>most dangerous draw in Cardiff
>>150876140Swedish manager with extreme bias for Swedish players.Similar plague to what Columbus had with their Finnish manager.
>>150876217Columbus sucked because they play in Columbus instead of an actual city like Cleveland or Cinci
>>150876223>putting your team in a city with zero owls
No seriously, Carlsson > Bedard
>>150876246Ducks are going to be so exciting in a couple of years
>>150876223Unfortunately I am not that familiar Ohio culture. Why is Columbus not a respected city?
>the hamlet of Guildford
>>150876257college town and Cinccy and Cleaveland are more established major population centers
>>150876246i'd say this is a sign of the NHL's decline in quality but thats impressive.
lol look at me im spamming duck gifs so wacky! oh by the way im not watching games i just leave the google tab of any game on and spam "scoreless draw in [insert town]" ad nauseam because i've done this shit for a decade.
>>15087628332 teams has resulted in only shit teams. Realistically there’s only enough talent for a 24 team league
scoreless draw in Yuma
>shitposting complaints like anyone's gonna do anything about it
My penguins ):
nobody feels bad for pittsburgh
>>150876330Unlock it bud
>>150876330no noel shout out?
>scorefull extra ice in St P
I miss Yuma anon
>the village of Nottingham
>>150876362never got raped
>>150876330I feel bad for Crosby since his twilight years will be wasted on a shit team missing playoffs
>>150876391I dream of him growing tired of PA in his final few years, demanding a trade to Seattle, and retiring under the moniker "Sid the Squid".
>>150876416objectively one of the worst posts of all time
>>150876416I dream of him joining a good team instead but you do you
>>150876433I want to see him play in Colorado or Montreal just to make playoffs
Gave me a chuckle
Our Sennies :)
>>150876612I'm also a big Claude Giroux fan.
>>150876621who doesn't love the Claudefather?
>>150876612FINALLY a good post
>>150876612That’s a bad ass shirt
>>150876496I want to see him play in Montreal because I would jump through my roof with joy
Business idea: players should SHOOT the puck when I yell SHOOT
Business idea: finna not a recognize shooting lanes or defensive strategy and yell SHOOT
>>150876720what caliber firearm should they carry?
>>150876739nice try RCMP
business idea: they say you miss 100% of the shots you don't take so we should simply take every shot
>>150876739thirty odd kwab
>>150876758_/ _/ _/ _/
*shoots puck*
Reggies hosting the Dubcats in less than 2 bong
>>150876793*goes over the glass*TWO MINUTES DELAY OF POSTING
/hoc/, you just SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!!what song plays
>>150876830https://youtu.be/aQnW-MxAU6U?list=RDaQnW-MxAU6U
>>150876793*blocks it easily*
>>150876830the onethe onlyhttps://youtu.be/WccfbPQNMbg?t=83
>>150876830Dopesmoker by Sleep
>>150876830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnNvXKHEeIo
>>150876860The whole thing?
>>150876870I won't play until its done
>>150876886I have his jersey I only wear it on Veteran's Day
please tell TRB that nobody outside of comatose faggots listen to steely dan
Wagiebros the finish line is in sight.
i wish bud had finished the job on 04/17/2022
>>150876988Bet that fossil listens to the moody blues too 8vp2t
>>150876996:D
>>Sherwood Park Crusaders @ Okotoks at 1705MDT
Rags v shitmilton tonight
>>150876758The motto of the Carolina Hurricanes
>2025 Minnesota Duluth vs Mercyhurst - Women's>1600MDT
>>150876996not for me
sens fan got arrested for making death threats to morrissey
>>150877091Hilarious and gravely concerning
>>150876988I really like steely dan
>>150877091we all deserve to take some pot shots to Morrissey
>>150877091Why Morrissey in particular?
>>150876996>>150877020We’re so close
>>150877145Why not?
>>150877145hes playing a show in Ottawa, and has some "hot takes"
https://www.minnesotasportsfan.com/minnesota-wild/kirill-kaprizov-agent-surprise-appearance-mn-wild-training-camp/
>>150877183regarding what. immigration?
>>150877286Worse. He's an outspoken Vegan.
>>150877286actually yeah kek
Canadian authorities have charged a 26-year-old Ottawa man whom they accuse of posting death threats against Morrissey online, the Ottawa Citizen reports. The man, Noah Castellano, is being charged with uttering threats to cause death or bodily harm, and he was released from custody on $5,000 bail, according to the report.According to court documents obtained by the Ottawa Citizen, investigators believe that Castellano is behind a Bluesky post from September 4 that reads: “Steven Patrick Morrissey when you perform at TD Place here in Ottawa next week on the evening of September 12th, 2025 at about 9pm, I will be present at the venue in the audience and I will attempt to shoot you many times and kill you with a very large gun that I own illegally.”
>>150877286>The Smiths are controversial primarily due to their frontman Morrissey's increasingly right-wing, nationalist, and xenophobic political views and statements, which contradict the anti-establishment and anti-establishment themes of the band's earlier work. Additionally, the band faced controversy during their career over accusations of pedophilia in their B-side "Handsome Devil" and Morrissey's accusations of a "black pop conspiracy" against them in the music press.
"the end of the regular season and the start of the playoffs is an arbitrary point" - trb, march 12 2025
>>150876190trb bubblin' on xim/xer's swedish vpn again
>>150877305Well, at least he was very, very, unusually specific
>>150877341much like the specific day of 04/17/22
I'm done waging!
>>150877305
>>150877305>I will be present at the venue in the audience and I will attempt to shoot you many times and kill you with a very large gun that I own illegallyWe have our own shitwood now
>>150877374>>150877374>>150877374
5,000 dollars doesn't sound like alot of bail money
why is trb such an angry manchild who doesn't know hockey?
>>150877305it's always "uttering"
>>150877321How does being a right-wing nationalist contradict anti-establishment themes?
>>150877393Its a lot for a tweet
>>150877392reminds me of bud filling up your anus on the frigid evening of 04/17/2022
England for the English
>>150877393Canadian money isn't worth very much, either, which is also suspicious> Are they even a real country?
>xhe rb thought playoff goals counted towards regular season recordskek cmtsu
*cracks bear*
>>150877422they're a real country that caused you to bubble uncontrollably by winning 4 naysh
>>150877374Hurray :DDDD
>>150877439Breaking your own rule
>>150877457bud1mitch1rito1
>>150877438
>>150877438polar or black
>>150877438Bear?
much like the time bud cracked trb's skull
>>150877305hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj
>>150877465>>150877470>>150877471OHNONONONONO WHAT HAVE I DONE
>trb intentionally misspells a word so he can reply to his own post epic reddit stylekek cmtsu
>Bud is still talking about having sex with men in a hockey forumInappropriate
>>150877509>suddenly out of no where mentions sex with men>attaches pic of man in leatherxhe rb telling on himself again
>trb is still a retarded raped bitch who lost to bud, mitch, and a burrito (aka 'rito)kwarb
>>150877509/hoc/ is demonstrably a homosex general with constant references to male on male penetration
>half a bong
>>150877528now i see why trb still posts here, he thinks its a gay general
morrissey is a true hipster. i respect that
>scoreless draw in Green Bay
why should we hire you?
>>150877543Retards think they’re insulting him. meanwhile, he’s gooning to each an every post, reliving the event
it's 5 o'clock somewhere
>>150877554You shouldn't. I have no idea how I got the interview. What do you do anyhow, since I'm here?
>>150877572did you ever think a breakfast burrito would have such a massive impact on your life?
imagine being a 48 year old military veteran that's consistently called a raped bitch LMAO kwab go flames
stolen valor!!
trb is a veteran of the taco bell battalion and was awarded the medal of burrito
Man, I wish /hoc/ was more /hoc/ and less /mitch/, ya know??
trb lost friends in the battle of chicken chalupa
>>150877612is it true you were mercilessly raped in the Gordita Valley
>>150877554i have an undergrad in math but i only went to school because my parents made me now my job is unrelated to my degree when i was in university i met a girl from ottawa who is now my girlfriend i asked her one time if she was a senators fan and she said yes but then i never discussed hockey with her again. thank you for asking.
use the sauce , Luke
i would be embarrassed that the guy who doxxed himself like a dumbass then spammed oilers shit until they got bootyblasted in the finals turned out more likeable and celebrated despite making an ass out of himself and only showing up for like a month but not without leaving some psychic scars
JLMI
>i would be embarrassed that the guy who doxxed himself like a dumbass then spammed oilers shit until they got bootyblasted in the finals turned out more likeable and celebrated despite making an ass out of himself and only showing up for like a month but not without leaving some psychic scars
>>150877651you can literally see the rape victim look in his eyes and the Kamala Harris signs in his lawn
>open /hoc/>mitch and his bitch brigade are throwing their daily temper tantrum>close /hoc/
>tfw you remember the crunchwrap supreme sized hole that was blown into the guy standing next to you
Wish we could filter the vpn schizo self replying
>>150877651>>150877680
at this point aislop 4chan will be an improvement
according to bud wasn't as popular as two and a half buds
>bud is fucking furious with Richard Karn for some reason
who won the franchise wars though
>>150877706two guys a girl and a bud won
Thank Gary it’s Friday
Friday:Bud MattersBud by Bud Bud HouseSaturday morning:Saved by the Bud
>>150877722
Seth Jarvis
My Jackies :)
first game tomorrowbetting could go either way
Calder will go to an islander this year
>>150877752HEY LOOK!!!>it's Seth Jarvis
According to the Oilers’ official website, Skinner reported to training camp 25 pounds lighter than last season. The 26-year-old dropped from 240 to 215 pounds over the summer, a change that has fans and analysts buzzing about what it might mean for his game.
>>150877752yeth yarvith
>>150877777So true king
>>150877758Youd have to be some kind of retard to bet on pre season hockey
>>150877773That is not Just Like My Islanders at all>>
>>150877758I'll bring some beer for the /hoc/ watch party
>>150877798she got a new heart that quick? damn he must have paid through the nose
>>150877758>commercial gambling Cringe
The NHL is facing an unusual lawsuit this season, and it has nothing to do with players, contracts, or teams. Instead, the spotlight is on officiating as former AHL referee Chris Rumble, who is 35 years old, has filed a lawsuit against the league, alleging that he was denied an NHL officiating job because of his age.When Rumble questioned the decision, he says league officials downplayed concerns about age discrimination, only for the issue to resurface again. In June 2025, after the NHL hired 30-year-old Ben Betker to fill its lone referee opening, Rumble reached out to NHL officiating manager Stephen Walkom Edwards. According to court filings provided by Scouting the Refs, Edwards told him bluntly:“You couldn’t have done anything different, other than maybe be five years younger.”
>>150877798Apparently Carolina told Rasmus “I feel like there’s a yak on my chest”
>>150877900Based fogey
>>150877900I always thought refs were in their 40's
>>150877820Her age, otherwise good health, and dire circumstance would put her at the top of the list
>>150877900Ready to rumble boxing, now that's a really shitty game I have nostalgia for
you are now aware kyle bukauskas gets to vote on nhl trophy awards
>>150877936It at least feels like something that's corrupt in the way an old-timey labor union might be corrupt, not even the seniority thing as much as everyone being french
I wanted to be a ref but they told me I wasn't retarded enough. Should I sue?
>>150877985Really? They told me my vision was too good. Maybe we could class action.
>>150877985No, federal appeals court ruled employers can discriminate against high iq candidates (Jordan v new London)
>>150877906based norm poster
flohockey STINKS
>>150878013Kek, america is retarded
>>150878035much like trb
Canucks caught in fallout of nasty family lawsuit tied to sexual assault allegationsA lawsuit alleges betrayal, retaliation, and shocking family turmoil.The Aquilini family, best known in Vancouver as owners of the Canucks, is caught up in a messy and very public family feud.According to a new lawsuit, Matteo Aquilini, the son of Paolo Aquilini, claims his branch of the family has been cut out of the family empire in retaliation for speaking up about serious allegations of sexual assault within the family.
>>150878035I agree with them on this one . You should be allowed to not hire someone for being too smart or too dumb
>>150878013I'm not high IQ, I'm just slightly retarded
I hate when people butt in to a conversation with tbg non sequitors like i'd rather you not respond at all then having to read that shot AGAIN
Minessota soicucks are these guys wild fans? I’m sure one of them fucks with Kaprizov
>>150877906i don't get it
>>150878065>tbgtrb detected
can somebody please post the webm of the fat vegas fan getting heemed by the twink?
>>150878061Too dumb, sure. But the cops just want numbskulls for the beat patrol who don't think for themselves. If that guy was so smart they should have trained him to be a detective.
>>150878055I'm the woke chad anti-rape NHL franchise heir btw
>>150878079Dumb people are better at many jobs not just state thuggery.
>>150878104Yesh i guess they are pretty good at digging holes and shit
I'm retarded and I'm a professional /hoc/ poster
>>150877554I have a superb communication skills, experience working in fast paced environments, and have a strong background in finance
>>150877779that's an impressive cut
did you guys see copey at the raiders game last monday too?
>>150877796thanks. then I'll bring pidser
>>150878152Pucksindeep Singh?
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD>https://youtu.be/y1DUKZapCOc?si=FAGJKrofDrsBrf2C
>>150878152The Sikh is the most normal looking one of the lineup
Qest
>>150878079You think detectives are smart?
>>150878086Can’t fit into Canadian hockey culture without rape
>>150878201Why dont you go commit a crime and find out
>>150878281Don’t need to. Detectives are like any other blue collar low iq job - just takes experience resulting in a small subset of specialized knowledge. To retards like yourself it looks high iq but really it’s just humans being extremely predictable when you know what to look for
>>150878211that's how you bond with the boys
>>150877494based i've thought about getting that tattooed
>>150878305oh yea if you are so smart why dont you commit wire fraud and put millions of dollars into an offshore bank account and retire tomorrow? thats what i thought retard.
>>150878347>why don't you commit wire fraud I have no social skills
this bozo yank is trying to tell me Sherlock Holmes wasn't smart
>>150878384He was just autistic
>>150878384Thinks he's the zodiac killer or something
i haven't done this in years but i had alcohol before work today
>>150878384Sherlock was dumb AF and like the yank said just looked for common patterns to catch common criminals and Moriarty usually beat himself
Um ok thanks for sharing.
>>150878405based
>Before , during and after work
>>150878405You need help anon
>>150878425Forgot PIC
> Ashley has 2 SOG in the 1st
>reggies
>$40 a month for OHLLol
>>150878410t.watson simp
>>150878384Was he a police detective?
bulji plays tomorrow
>most dangerous college lady draw
really hate it when rapey tries to fit in
Didn't ask
Gary has left the building
>>150878675is he coming back?
When I score a sick goal against a sunbelt team? 96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVdR6JeEyT8
>the city of Duluth
I was drafted first overall by my islanders in nhl26 and Pageau does nothing but turn the puck over once he crosses the blue line. Dobson is still on the team and he sucks
>>150878784Lazy cunts couldnt even update the rosters on release
>>150878437nah it's all good it was just one day
Gary should hire us to be hockey detectives
>>150878878he only hires other jewish nepobabbys
>>150878878Who would we be investigating
>>150878878Gary doesnt want the unknowns to be investigated
>>150878924roasties who lie about being gang raped to ruin hockey players' lives
>>150878924I'd like to bring Austin Mathews up on fraud charges
>>150878942I'd like to bring him up to 425° for about five hours, and then I'd make sure to wait for about an hour so he can reabsorb his juices before serving
kind reminder Mathews is technically a registered sex offender
>rags
>>150878878/hoc/ and the case of the elusive Canadian cup
'eads
>>150878974425 for 30 min max then reduce to 225 for 5+ hours
>>150878675he normally leaves early on fridays. the interns can handle the faxes
>>150878991I often forget that
>someone has brought up the subject of cannibalism unprompted, and that could only mean one thing>it's Friday Night at /hoc/, once again >>150879076No one goes into the office on Fridays, because the maid service gives it a deep clean before the weekend
>>150879106>and that could only mean one thing>it's bud1251FTFY
Gary is a beautiful man
>>150879125Someone should investigate why
>>150879130>Someone should investigate why trb wrote bud1 on his wallFTFY
I Feel an Epic Storyline Brewing The Oilers start off the season slowMcDavid doesn't like what he sees and indicates he isn't stayingOilers trade McDavid for a HAULMcDavid's new team gave away too much and had no depth -> Oilers become deep and go on to win the cup>>Thoughts???
>>150879174
>>150879174canada will never win a cup
>rags Wiped
>scorefull draws
How is the rookie solo warmup lap handled when there are two rookies playing their first game
>>150879191>>150879195the guy you're replying to was raped
Canada is about to get even more indians
>more dangerous college lady draw
>>150879303Hopefully they don’t hire them to be zamboni drivers
>rinkshitters
>veteran support group>grizzled vet speaks up>i lost an arm in da nang and saw my childhood friend die>trb cuts him off>i fell off a mobility scooter
>>150879458he follows it up with the story of how he was brutally raped by a fat long island weeb and became known as the raped bitch for 1251 days and counting
>>150878073bump
>>150879303Based. I enjoy indian food
>>150880066plan the parade
>>150879195Canada won Garys 4 nations world championship world cup
>>150880228Lmao the only parade for Toronto is the gay pride parade and whatever parade the jeets have
>>150879303so they're expanding the pool of hockey players
MCDAVID'S LEAVING*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>150880309We know tranny
>>150880258>worldNope
>>150880422I'm from Planet Gay Retard that's a world
>>150880309waiting for the celebrini being fed chicken soup video
https://streamain.com/en/dTTJVTPC7IIQpuV/watchhigh praise for schaefer from the kid who won the calder
"eads!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150880542definitely not clicking that link
>>150880612chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMvTivH4eBw
>>150880612Who makes all the good computer viruses now
>>150880688North Korea
>huskie pupper ot ?
When I turned 16, I saved a few hundred bucksMy first car was a pickup truckI was cruising the town and the first girl I seenWas Bobbie Jo Gentry, the homecoming queenShe flagged me down and climbed up in the cabAnd said, "I never knew you were a pickup man"
>>150880258my rat :)
HOCKEY TOMORROW!! :D we did it bros we made it through the off season
>>150881101I couldn't have made it without you fren. These were dark times
I'm feeling weak. I'm sorry but I might break my nofap streak tonight
>>150881177Don't do it fren
>>150881101>>150881125woooooo:)
Shan’t be watching preseason shitters
Thinking about dancing at PPC
>>150881313Dance would be banned by the people's party of canada
>>150881313down in west hollywood?
1 game into the OHL season and we’re already dooming after getting stomped by probably the best team in the western conference
>>150881330the very same
>>150881313pride month is over
>>150881313Oilers window of contention is over
Thinking about becoming a Flamiac
Flames mentioned
>>150881522>lyle richardsonOpinion disregarded. The Flames are a dynasty
>>150881402what's a flamiac?
NOW YOU BOW TO ME
>>150880066
>>150881576A Flamiac is a Flames Maniac
>>150881612JEN
Huomenta but the opposite
>>150881721Good night fren. Big day tomorrow!
>>150881721Nighty-night, pookie
The threats came from bluesky shockingly
>>150881906I fucking love the Smiths
>>150881906All the hockey "journalists" on The Athletic have bluesky accounts.
>>150882022All journalists are the scum of the earth
are the laffs better after their offseason moves or worse?
>>150882116shut the fuck up
>>150882081how dare you speak of shannon like that
you can tell bedard gets enemas for fun
anybody up
The Boston Bruins center depth is grimmer than the grimmest grim.
>>150882556I am!
I avoid the thread when rapey is spamming
>>150881993they're my favorite band :)
>>150882728Well you are done now aren't you?
>>150882806yeah I'm done avoiding the thread because rapey stopped spamming fucking retard
>all the Leafs are brown>and the sky is poo>New Delhi dreamin'>on such a winter's day
>>150882836I dunno seems you're still here
are the west coast wrestlechads here yet?
>>150882926those fags had to go to sleep
>>150882950Nah theyll be here
>>150882960you waiting to suck their dicks?
>>150882950>>150882965thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>150882965No im waiting to tall to somebody who isnt a complete clown
>>150883004What would you like to discuss?
>>150883004>No im waiting to tall to somebodyHELLO SAR
Feels weird when you approached an artist you like and they're pretty easy to communicate with as well
>>150883004>No im waiting to tall to
i love how rattled cantskates are having to treat every post like it's a phd dissertation because they cant actually discuss hockey lol
remember to bet it all on canada not winning a damn cup it's easy money. you'll kick yourself in may otherwise>>150739207
>>150883115When was the last time you saw your team win the Stanley Cup?
>>150883016Wrestling
>>150883372Wrestling is for low iq fags.Like you I supposeThis is /hoc/ you dumbass
>>150883413Shut up bitch
>>150883413
>>150883115This guy always get so butthurt
>>150883478>This guy always get so butthurtmuch like trb
>>150883491Yup we found him
>>150883499>Yup we found out that bud and mitch 1FTFY
>>150883422you okay trb?
bud did not 1
>>150883526>bud did 1FTFY
>>150883413EXCELLENT post
>>150883413kek the slop 'cord didn't like this one
>The cantadian wants to talk about wrestling instead of hockeyVery curious as to why this is
canada has zero owen hart cups
>I love the smell of Marners in the morn8ng
all memes aside, stephen didn't win against anyone. he's even lower on the pecking order than tbg.
all memes aside i'm top dawg 'round here niggaaaaaaa
>>150883651Yoooo that'e my image
>>150883665would you agree that x-pac rules
>“I’m super happy with how I feel and how the first two days have gone,” Matthews said during a media scrum on Friday. “That’s all you can ask for. You never really know until you get back out and you can do everything in he summer, and train and skate. But once you get back into this kind of feeling, you want to respond and feel really good. And I definitely have.”Translation: I feel like I've always felt after having 4 months off.>His coach, Craig Berube, has noticed the positives early on.>“I see him, he’s more engaged. I think he’s feeling good,” Berube said. “He’s harder, heavier on pucks. You can see a little bit of difference out there.”Translation: I fucking hope he's feeling good because I sure as fuck ain't gonna ask him. I don't see any difference at all, he's the same player he's always been.
>>150883688Hell ya X-Pac rules!!
>>150876140because they're a bunch of faggots lmao they're never winning shit weak ass swede faggots and whiny american jew for captain
>>150883839rude
>>150883839Pettersson is swole now, he put on 30 pounds or something over the summer. Also Quinn is stoic, not whiny. He is jew you are right about that
had a big game against the fruit flies tonight and I KO'd at least 70. pussies scuttled back to their lair
>>150883971based, you show those flies whose boss
went to visit my zoomer friends for the night and got too drunk to drive so I'm stuck in a recliner while they watch shorsey and I swear to Christ this is the fucking gayest shit I have ever fucking seen and no amount of alcohol can ease my agony as I watch this bullshit pro abbo pro french pro girlboss pro dreadlocked chimp faggot show
seething lol
>>150876183
>>150884076hell yeah bedard is going to be the next mackinnon once he gets his shit together (and a proper linemate)
gare
[Great News] hockey is back today, wrestlepalooza is today. acies play sunday. raidies play sunday. steelies play sunday. and most importantly OUR knighties play sunday :)
>>150883140im trying but i cant find team canada as an option under nhl teams
>>150884138do you think marner will play in the first preseason game
>>150884146no but it would be cool
huge tracts of land on that link
underside of the seat has little splashes of liquid marner on it
based
>>150884187we don't call those that here now. i did have a dense nicolas roy that stained the bowl and took damn near half a roll of tp to clean
>>150884207gonna call marners mormons now just because you posted thistook a really slimy mormon earlier, filled the bowl and had a full surface of mini floaters once it got to the spicy part
these wine coolers are giving me the labans like you wouldn't believe
>>150884207whats the official food of utah?
just got back from zarahemla myself
>>150884293funeral potatoes dumbass
>what 10 years being an edmonton oiler does to a mf he's so gone lmao he'd stay if gary wasnt commissioner anymore
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit
>>150884358I hope he goes to Florida, shit would be so funny
>>150884421I hope he goes to the KHL
goodnight bro's
good morning sister's
>>150881101:D>>150881177it's fine fren>>150882556hello>>150876140because we are just built different :)>>150883839>STRONG ass swede homosexualsfixed that for you>>150884636sleep well fren>>150884733have a good day fren
I thought Gavin McKenna was a center. Turns out he's just Alexis Lafrenière 2.0.And I've heard for a year now that next draft is loaded but apparently that was just gaslighting. Turns out there's barely anyone who's going to be a NHL center or even a top 6 player.
just took a lafrenière myself
>>150884772whose the highest rated swede for next draft
>>150884823some fag with two last names
midnight marner woke me up and this ep was on the telly
>>1508848231. Ivar Stenberg2. Viggo Björck
>>150885068Are they top 6 material you think?
>only blues at stars todayWhy, Gary?!?
>>150885254took gary all offseason to think of that 5 star matchup
gary used his vacation days up for the year but I bet you he "works from home" during all 12 days of hanukkah while doing fuck all
>>150884216>>150884233>>150884820Sorry copey, you lost and then were btfo thoroughly
just took a spicy samir
oh no
>>150885382oh nvm it just werksweird
>>150884417ngl i pushed a couple of broccoli boys out of the way in front of a door earlier retards wouldnt move felt kinda bad
Are zoomers still broccoli boys or is that gen alpha now?
didn't ask you to ask that
Dont care
>My rags came back Damn shouldn't have feel asleep after the 1st
>>150885562still zoomers atm
>>150885905that is a boy
>>150885970turn your monitor off
>>150885970don't care, a holes a hole
>>150886010said general pickett to his troops
Coolest VS lamest teamname/logo?
>>150886254USA vs IOC non-denominational olympic team of non-aligned persons from russian territory
>>150886010
Toews was mid
Tappara is looking strong this season
Thrashers could make some noise
for me it's the follow up hammer fist strike
Fuck all the Garys of this world.Fucking bastards.
for me it's not sneak attacking people like dnd
>>150886254Tampa Bay Devil Rays and the Tampa Bay Rays
>>150886936>represented by a fish
new jersey devils is the best one
Marner status: dropped
>>150887141lmfao
>>150886584>Fat retarded boomer that's 200kg heavier than some mullet haired 15 year old zoomer punches him while his buddies hold his gf backfatty should be banned
Coffee status: plunged
creatine status: shat out
Good morning /hoc/. Preseason starts today :)
>>150887412yipee!
i am pretty set on buying a 40 ounce bottle of vodka for the blues-stars game.
>>150887412only time my team is relevant :)
Arise, Planet Retard.
>>150887708Ah a fellow Wings fan I see :)
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Mornin' /hoc/>laffs>rags
>>150888228nope
>>150886945Brought to you by the folks who killed the King of Australia
Luleå today, Flames tomorrow.-ancient Swedish proverb
>>150887172cool edgy perspective bro
At costco
What a madman
>>150889398Haha he made a funny face for the team picture haha I can’t wait to see this all over social media like it’s the funniest shit ever
>>150889248>we should just let fat retards beat your childreni know this is what it's like in india bro
>>150889461this is the funniest a hockey player can be, the second funniest is when they quote dodgeball
>>150889547I knew I was talking to a /pol/ zoomer kek
>>150887375I just drink Red Bull
>>150889341Please pick me up some chicken
>>150889610why not both?
>>150889683Good point. There are energy drinks with creatine
Next thread is going to suck.
>>150889785But next thread will feature hockey
>>150889785Just like my islanders
I’m going to ship a bottle of piss to a random canadian household.
I'm a Canadian who is going to make a ship in a bottle just to take the piss
>>150889847Is there any place worse to be than day 6 of a cold? I mostly feel better but the shit I’m coughing up is so gross.
>>150889877No. You get in the suicide pod. I’m only sending piss to leafs who deserve it
>>150889898feel better soon fren <3
>>150889973Thank you <3
Got a spicy post prepared for the next thread
>>150890019>>150890019>>150890019NEW
>>150889898I don’t know what you are asking me, I am the piss man. My next caper shall be sneaking my piss into the ice at one of the lead stadiums. It will take a lot of piss. But luckily I am an experienced Zamboni driver and have the ability to cut the ice with my piss
>>150889461This but unironcally
