Saturday 22nd November 2025>Burnley 0-2 Chelsea>AFC Bournemouth 2-2 West Ham United>Brighton & Hove Albion 2-1 Brentford>Fulham 1-0 Sunderland>Liverpool 0-3 Nottingham Forest>Wolverhampton Wanderers 0-2 Crystal Palace>Newcastle United 2-1 Manchester CitySunday 23rd November 2025>Leeds United 1-2 Aston Villa>Arsenal 4-1 Tottenham HotspurMonday 24th November 2025>8pm Manchester United v Everton
A non sky 6 thread? Phwoar
>>152131452corrrr am finkin a thomas frank sacking is jew (due)
Vinicius is NOT going to man shitty
>>152131482oh my days......i can't believe you've done this
>Bongcreasious Junior
Gordon and Rice are the most overrated English players in the country, they're luxury players
>>152131452waaaagwan mah name antwan seen?
top of the league you'll never sing that
>Liverpool serious about to spend £100m on a Bournemouth player having a purple patch to replace the player who made their stinking little club relevant (who has now been forced to walk along btw)
still thinking about that MERCURIAL pass from foden
>>152131583Phwoarrrrrr what a pass
coorrrrfinkin' farn haurfta grimsby diss shidd
Cam on Everton
>>152131582spurs did ithehdumb fucks
plastics wanting their team to lose tonight, hate to see it
>>152131629Giddy MAO!
>>152131623>Spurs seriously bought Richarlison and expected him to score the 25-30 goals a season Kane used to
Can always tell when a thread is made by Liversissy
I'm still baffled as to why /epl/ - at least one poster made a thread about how Arsenal would lose (on a Saturday evening) - thought Spurs would beat Arsenal. Far beyond your typical homely mental illness it's like saying "2+2=5", we need the local funny farm sending a wagon down
not a united fan but they will win 2-0 tonight
BAD NEWS FOR THE SCOUSE>Everton have their worst record against Manchester UnitedIN FACT>They have won more times at Anfield than Old Trafford (2)
>>152131693Hoping for an MbeumGOD hatty
Pep apologising today for being a coward is a start. Next he can apologise for the cheating and the customers who plague this shit hole general.
He doesn't manage LiVARpool
we are all rooting for Everton tonight, right ?
>>152131582you no talent
>>152131760No we are rooting for my Manchester United :)
>>152131813I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you?
>>152131760I always root for everton. the last real club in england
mad how much hate pogba got and how much little hate wirtz gets
>>152131895>how much little
>>152131895calm down wrighty
>>152131895Muh racism
>>152131895KEK go cry about the lack of BAME managers next ya seethin' troon
>>152131827not based>>152131882very based
I see the trannies arguing about supporting local, but do you burn local?
>>152131895we celebrate pogba here
did he make a mistake or was he being cheeky, you decide
>>152132254>top leftwe dont post our selfies here
>>152131882It's mad because they outspent the majority of teams for years and were still so shit at it that people like you think they're a "real club" still.
>>152131895Pogba was dressing room cancer and an irresponsible lazy nigger. Wirtz is just physically weak.
>>152132290
Everton has United's best manager of the past decade+1
mad how easy it is to cause /epl/ to seethe as a single united fan/mug/ is cancelled today btw
>>152132361>mad how easy it is to cause /epl/ to seethe as a single united fancheer up mate, you'll meet Mr.Right someday
>>152132322White men are shit at football. Black men at Manchester United get shit accomplished.
>>152132378i'm just looking for tall, darkskin and handsome king btw
Eze is much better than Foden and Rodgers. Debatable between him and Billingham. Maddison isn't fit enough to make judgement.
Downright peculiar...
>>152132212WDSAPH
>>152132475Why are they like this
>>152132472>Maddison29 years young This was his last possible World Cup
Celtic are bringing in a wog.
>>152132594Staying with traditions then, I assume Irish?
Spurs EMBARRASSED themselves yesterday! See also: Liverpool and City on Saturday
anyone gonna bother making a matchthread then or we just gonna sit around here like twats
>>152131482This got xim
>>152132657Not on until 8
>>152132475Bit gay innit
>>152132657It's up>>152132723>>152132723>>152132723
>>152132728not even going to bother wasting my usual charm in THAT thread
Is Wirtz a flop?
>it's just who we are mate The Sports Bar is a MUST LISTEN tonight
TalkSport, the radio for people on benefits
>>152132823yeah got you down already but everyone else should listen as well to laugh at Spurs (who will finish above 15th Liverpool)
>>152132740It's beyond asking the question of if he's a flop it's a question on where in the all time flop table he's positioned, if it's 1st or 2nd behind Isak
>>152132740How can he not be? We just saw a player who plays in the same position, but cost half the price, score a hattrick in the biggest game so far at his new club.
>>152132848English please, I can't decipher Hindi-English
Just saw Jason Cundy jogging towards talkSPORT Towers. He had a Cheshire grin on his boat race, a portrait of Mathys Tel tucked under his arm and Simon Jordan alongside him bellowing "Fwank needs to go!"
>>152132823Goysport is radio for normie tradies who still think there is a difference between labour and conservatives, never batted an eyelid or asked a question how their pint of beer increased in price year by year. Absolute cattle. Most football fans are desu
Messi > CR7
>>152133040Yeah may as well reply to yourself when the last cope dismally failed
Just getting in a quick smug post before United ruin my eveningLmao at Liverpool losing to Forest again
>>152133040Hit the nail on the head with this, braindead sheep
>>152133017>>152133040cuh-RINGE!!!!
Can't wait to laugh AT Spurs tonight
>>152133059>Arsenal fan calls talksport last night and didn’t say anything just laughed until OHara cut him offfinally. A based Arsenal fan exists
why didn't Puskas de Ven just run in a straight line into an empty space with the ballthat's his thing. that's the thing what he does
>>152133038>Cheshire grin on his boat race
Spurs are fucking finished, makes it even more embarrassing to lose to them 1-0 in a European final. Absolutely toothless.
>>152133048we don't sign our posts here
>no Cunha>no Maguire
>>152133074that's john "balon d'or" stones' job
>>152133047No matter who wins, remember, Liverpool lost.
>>152133086we don't sign our posts here
>Understand Liverpool are seriously working on Antoine #Semenyo for the winter window, and concrete talks have already taken place. #LFC are fully aware of his release clause of around €70 million.>Liverpool want him despite his participation in the Africa Cup of Nations, but there is heavy competition, with other top English sides involved. Bayern are currently not in the race.>The 25 y/o versatile winger is under contract with Bournemouth until 2030.>@SkySportDE Another attacker? They don't learn.
>dorgu>shaw>big zirkfucking hell
>>152133113Shaw is good in a back 3
>>152133104>>152133091we don't spam pics of our gay rapist here
>>152133112They're selling Salah in Jan.
Amorim just needed more time
>>152133170we don't sign our posts here
fancy signing a new striker who immediately cracks on scoring every game only to tell him sorry but we've decided to blow £125 million on this other guy who we're immediately benching you for despite his forgetting how to play football because otherwise out fat bald narcissist who just got glazed by everyone he met for the summer will have to admit he's made a mistake
>>152133214we don't spam pics of our gay rapist here
imagine being another member of the team watching that happen tooyou'd immediately lose faith
is aw talking to himself again
Why not sign Mateta?
>midtable club strikerMore of a Transchester Dilated target
I-I'm gonna score! I'm gonna sco-ACK! MY KNEE! MY BLOODY KNEE! AHHHHHHH, BLOODY 'ELL!
>>152133275Liverpool bought Mane you spastic. Great player. Arsenal Eze. City Mahrez. The list goes on
>City embarrassingly defeated by a small side >already no talk about it Shit club for morons At least when Liverpool and Spurs get demolished it's treated as news. City are Wolves-tier Do a Poznan off a cliff
>>152133112he's an assna fan, probably another eze situation, use club B to get attention from club A, keep edging club B to instill a sense of urgency in club A, sign for club A on the last day of the window, club B starts relentlessly seething followed by "aktschually, this young prospect from the bayernliga that we bought for 80m with 20 G/A in all his professional career is a better deal".
>>152133378would be funny for arsenal to pull it off again but arteta, like pep, is racist against africans because they fuck off to afcon
Full-Strength And Foden Starts City losing to Newcastle would be like a full-strength United losing to Grimsby
>>152133357Yeah about 10 years ago
>>152131505What does this even mean? What the fuck is a bong crease?
>>152133091>>152133104>>152133214We don’t post pictures of the man who raped us here.
>>152133275would be part of their problem free philosophy
Hachuna Mateta
what do you fink about my new grafix
FFS Gueye
lmao
Refs helping out Transchester Dilated once again. In what world is that a red?
>>152133697when is violent conduct not a red
>be shit and irrelevant >still get favored by the refs
>>152133728In what world was that “violent conduct” was soft as anything
>>152133730Let's leave Liverpool and City out of this. Their losses are long-forgotten
>>152133774slaps him in the face
Tapping a teammate on the head when they make an error is a red card now
Even Kikebridge thinks it wasn’t a red, ref had a bet on
>>152133730It's about protecting the PL brand
No team in Premier League history has received more red cards than Everton (level with Arsenal on 110).
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAv
12verpool
ouch
Surely even Manure aren’t shit enough to lose to a 10 man Neverton?
NEW: Ange Postecoglou is the leading candidate to take over as Liverpool manager should Arne Slot be dismissed.(@GrahamTelegraph)
There's like 4 fucking /epl/ threads up
>>152134801Liversissy keeps making a new one at 475 to avoid dying of shame.
>>152134724indykaila is saying Xabi Alonso with Zidane as his assistant (no this is not a joke)
>>152134865>Xabi Alonso with Zidane as his assistant
>>152134865>Get rid of one fraud>Replace him with two
>>152134865>Zidane as his assistantread it again, it says zidane would be temporary manager of madrid
>>152134865RFN had it first >>152132562
>losing to 10 men HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Special Agent Moyes will give it away
>>152134865indy also thinks for some reason Nuno's job is at risk at west ham
>Pooben Analrim>still playing 5 atb vs a 10 man Everton while you’re 1-0 down in the 80th minuteKEK is he actually mentally retarded or something? Why does he love this system so much?
the most dog shit sports league in all of sports right here folks
>>152135273Go and watch ice hockey then you gay snow cunt. Off you fuck.
>>152135273We don't sign our posts here
Hilarious result One of several this weekend What a return for the Premier League
Deary, deary, deary, deary, deary, deary, deary, deary me. Losing to 10 man Everton is the most embarassing Manure moment since losing to Grimsby
>>152135312i watch all the sports, kidhence why i can say this
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
>one of the opponent's players goes full retard and gifts you a man advantage>still manage to lose????????????????How the fuck is that even possible?
Everton are staying UP!
NOT a good weekend for Dave (aka 190). I guess he'll have to accept Liverpool losing to keep him warm on these chilly nights.
>>152135356You watch all kids you mean because you’re a nonce. Boil your head.
Oh my days Amorim is so shit
>>152135398don't cry bro
TERRIBLE night for the homeless
>>152135356reckon you just money because you're shit at bettingthis you?>>152135293
>watched youtubers talk about this game>easy 3-0, 4-0, 5-0>get the youths on when it's 3-0>they go down to 10 men>wow we may score 4 in the first half>concede>oh we'll play well now, we'll batter then, fernandes to get a hattricklol lmao even. cannot WAIT for fan reactions.
>>152135441OH NO NO NO
LIVERPOOL DOWN TO 12THBASED EVERTON
Rejected by West Ham btw, for lack of experience
terrible night for the homeless
Still getting CL football and finishing above Liverpool though
Someone was saying United are only terrible awayMate they lost at home to Everton......with 10 men.......(Everton had 10 men playing for 80+ minutes)
>>152135472Cheers la'
the thing with soccer is winning ur league doesn't even fucking matter thats why they win trade for so openly
We all memed about Liverpool being 12th after this was played but I don't think any of us truly believed it especially when GAY got sent off. That was abominable from United. A sackable result.
Everton would beat Grimsby
>>152135518Think you've confused the PL with every single North American sports league
Outplayed by 10 men Everto. Outcouched by Moyes. First win at OT for Everton since Moyes era. Let that sink in.
>>152135377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxITHREAD MUSIC
>>152135525I only saw a few minutes of it but from what little I saw, United's ball control was abysmal.>>152135558First time United have lost at home to 10 men as well.
Amorim can have no excuse though for being tired after the international break. His sticking with his horrendous 343 even against 10 men, and putting square pegs in round holes, seems him back to begging to be sacked.
>united and liverpool both doing poorlyIs this general finally usable again?
>>152135581Wtf is this real??
>>152135581The best league in the world is BACK
>>152135581the worst defending PL champions of all time
>>152135581I remember when Liverpool were like 9 points clear at the start of the season and all the retards like Carragher were saying they were unstoppable due to the "upgrades" they bought
This has been a pretty funny matchday>two goals standing for the same thing Liverpool had one disallowed before the international break, with one of them being against Liverpool>Liverpool getting twatted at home>City losing and Arsenal actually managing to take advantage of it>Everton having a player sent off for hitting one of their own players, then still winning against United
>>152135581Only £500M spent in the summer la investment needed
>>152135581Best chance for Arsenal to win the PL desuChelsea's wheels will fall off soonMan City will get -100 points before 2026 rolls aroundAsshole Thrilla will stay around 4thLiverpoop have no chanceetc
Me own fackin shun
>>152135558pretty sure he won at OT with West Ham in a cup
The absolute state of Wolverhampton Wanderers
>>152135650Genuinely worse than That Derby
>>152135650I can't believe it but they're actually going to break 11 points.
>Utterly pathetic from everyone involved from the manger to the players, our form has been heading this way for, the last few games , we are bottom half team quality wise and that is where we will deservedly end up again this season.Dilated fans imploding
>>152135581ArseGODS we are eating GOOD
>>1521356502 points a 3rd of the season in? really?
>>152135612Everyone who watches football knew that PGMOL were doing all of the heavy lifting in those opening games. It's insulting watching "expert pundits" talk absolute shit.
It's just who we are mate It's just who we are mate
Is it great to be alive on a Monday night not dilating in Manchester or what?
Fuk u say 2 me yt boi?
>>152135671Very true.
Year since Ruben Amorim was appointed and results like tonight prove it's another false dawn under another manager.Losing at home and not scoring against ten man Everton from the 13th minute is one of Uniteds most embarrassing results ever in the Premier league.
Lads we just need a new defence, £100m on a 17 year old CB and we'll be able to score against 10 men and a midget keeper
it's just who we are mate
Keane has accepted the apology.
>>152135684This is the guy that out Spursyed Spurs and got knocked out by Grimsby. Unironically mind boggling
>>152135581B T F O
Where's Mbumbo
>Manchester United have lost a Premier League game at Old Trafford after seeing the opposition pick up a red card for the first time ever, winning 36 and drawing 10 of the previous 46.
>>152135733Being replaced by Monocius
>>152135581Mind the gap liversissy
>>152135735How many of them were Fergielicious asterisks though?
Pooshited should go and poach Hall and Livramento from Poocastle. They’d actually work as wingbacks in their system.
>>152135750Many
>>152135684>results like tonight prove it's another false dawn under another manager.I think match 1 of his tenure proved that. One of just five sides who failed to beat Ipswich at Portman Road in the PL last season (the others being Fulham, Villa, Leicester (all drew) and Chelsea (who somehow lost to them))
Senne Lammens was supposed to save us.....but he concededHe's the Belgian Onana.
Remember: Mbeumo is the successful one
>>152135751should get haaland and bellingham while they're at it
>>152135767His skin got darker
>>152135772and he still couldn't score against Grimsby or 10 man Everton
Wirtz is the right player at the wrong team, he'd do a lot better if he played for city imo
>Moyes'd
Poobin Fartmorim parking the bus against 10 men
>>152135796>he still couldn't score against Grimsbyhe did though, it was the 2nd penalty he fucked up
>>152135810He'd do well under any good manager
>>152135770It would be wrong to blame this loss solely on Lammens but you know if it was Onana sent up on that corner they could have salvaged a draw that's all i'll say
>>152135780But Poocastle have a history of being snubbed in favour of Pooshited, I’m sure they’d both leave if they offered big enough wages
Man Utd have been shit for so long that 15 year olds no longer have any memory of Man Utd ever winning the league
>I quite like my players fighting each otherMoyes putting this utter woke nonsense to bed.
Shaw doing his usual plodding around when he knows the manager is under serious pressure. One of the most unlikeable players we’ve ever had in my opinion. Can’t stand him.
>>152135911>Manchester United is pleased to announce that Luke Shaw has signed a new contract that will extend his stay at the club until 30 June 2027.JUST
>>152135922GRIM
>one player up at 14 mins, lets gooo>plays 5 ATB
Manure retards thought they were back!
>>152135581The only thing I will say this is classic Arsenal bottle job territory. If they can break that curse then maybe they could be on for more than a title every 20 years. They are only 6 points clear, so still too early to even say they could bottle it, one loss and the rentbois winning and it's down to 3 points
IDIOTSABSOLUTE BLOODY IDIOTS
>Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim told BBC Sport: "They were the better team with 11 players and 10. I felt we were not there with the same intensity. They deserved the win.>"The other team helped us with the sending off. We need to do [more] in every moment. If they have 10 let's push them to the final third.>"We need to do more.">Does it feel like a step back? "Yes. Especially in the way we played the game. Forget the result. The result is really bad but I was more concerned by the feeling I had during the game.>"Everyone should play better today.">What he did he say to his players afterwards? "Nothing. We have training tomorrow. We’ll deal with it tomorrow."lmao what the fuck are these quotes
Mantroony gone to bed early for his jobcentre visit tomorrow
Saeed....
Don’t let this make you forget Liverpoop lost again and are 12th.
>>152135871I wonder when van dyke and konate will fall out and get sent off for friendly fire
>>152135966Manchester United took a step back today.
>>1521359662 points from 9 says it all. Only Ten Hag or Arteta would try and con people into believing the team are playing well.
>>1521360552 more transfer windows
>>152136043>play 5 at the back>"we need to do more"How about don't play 5 at the back then.
Zirkzee is garbage, never seen him play a good game in a united shirt
tactical masterstroke by Everton. fake a brutally devastating punch-up between your own players to drive fear into the opposition players. easiest 1-0 on the planet.
Lammens has 1 clean sheet in 6 games
>>152136170When life gives you Lammens
>>152136170Señor Lammens too busy having a siesta at the back
>>152136170Only 1 loss in 6 though. For comparison: Isak (£150M) has 4 losses in 4 starts for Liverpool.
>>152135840It's not Lammens fault at all. The entire defence got ran through easier than OPs mum on prom night. He even got a hand to the ball but too much power from too close.
>>152136244That cant be true
>>152136258>prom nightThe correct term is "school disco"
>10th beefing with 12thMidtable drama is so petty.
>>152136244Comparing a goalkeeper to a striker?
>>152136297Which team is 12th?
>tfw Liverpool and United in banter eras at the same time
>>152136258What a fucking shit defence
>>152136318All 11 players should take responsibility for a loss. Especially when 1 of those players cost 150m.
>1-0 downWell staying with a 5 at the back with certainly get you goals
This is worse than Grimsby. At least that was away with a 2nd choice team and we lost on penalties. Here we didn't turn up for an entire half. When it was attack v defense in the 2nd half all we did was pumped high balls into an ineffective tree of a striker (Why the feck don't we do that when we have Sesko?).Even then, we gave away cheap free kicks and a fecking foul throw to ease any pressure. Just unmotivated, dumb players and a manager who couldn't figure it out. Oh and we did it all against 10 men. Everyone involved from our side should be ashamed.
>>152136326Love it
>>152136324Slipperpool and Man Poo
>>152136341>Concede a goal>It's the strikers faultLay off the strongbow
>>152136264Its true. Isak has been SHIT.
>>152136366KEK
>>152136366ME OWN FACKIN CLUB
>>152136366Famous scouser Stephen Graham crying after Liverpool's 3nil loss to Forest at Anfield.
Heh my boy amorimZ has now reached the mouyes/olyes level of being able to get a couple of wins before the hilarious loss to 10-man shittersHe just needs more time
>>152136170Grim stat, I thought he was their saviour
>>152136395Belgian Onana
Hello lads just heard there was a chimp out between teammates. What happened?
>>152136341Its a disjointed team with no chemistry, slot went on an ego trip and spent recklessly to show he could do it without Klopps inheritance. Jotas loss cant be understated with the emotional impact it had on the players
>Everton have become the first away team to win a Premier League game at Old Trafford despite having a man sent off.OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>152136413every manager they bring in, they break new records
Letting a team that has Beto beat you
>>152136440>beto>not thierno barryEven £27 would be a rip-off, let alone £27m
>>152136395Onana's first 6 PL Games1 clean sheet10 goals concededLammens first 6 PL games1 clean sheet8 goals conceded
I'm all for banter, but I'm seriously worried about aw's mental health. Foden making an assist has genuinely mindbroken him.
>>152136496The hate for Foden is racialised
>>152136619how can it be if he's white?
>>152136413Only a matter of time until that leading a HT at Old Trafford stat is broken
>>152136630White is a racial category
>>152136541Wut? I dont really follow the schizo e-drama ITT
>>152136650Foden scored a goal off eze's foot and aw went into a dizzy, why is anyone's guess
>>152136630foden is black actually
Manure CHANGS on suicide watch
didnt look at the thread all day so dunno if it was discussed and i'm too lazy to scroll through, but that twitter update that reveals the users location is so fucking funnyall of the stupid fan accounts named like BRUNOERA who are just a picture of bruno fernandes who just post the worst tribalist engagement bait bullshit are all fucking nigerianswhich we could assume beforehand but it's funny that we were right all alongi don't fault them though, make your $5 bucks a month bro
yfw Liverpool keeps losing even after spending 65m for Semenyo
>>152136794next to revealing how many accounts are bots, this seems like the next best way to kill interest in twitter kek
>>152137070musk probably implemented it because he thought it'd prove leftist accounts were all foreigners and turns out all the #MAGA #SAVETHEWHITERACE #EVROPAFOREVER accounts are indians lmaobeen a funny day or two on old twitter, sorry X. the everything app
What's he thinking right now?
Perfect weekend of results
>>152137234Palace could have lost and west ham could have won but other than that it was perfect
>>152137228Images of Ten Hag clouding his mind, images of watching his players being absolutely shit in training
>>152137275Based Welbz.
>>152136407Kek
>>152136814They need defensive reinforcements, they have enough forwards, doubt semenyo could make a bigger impact than ekiteke if he goes there in their current state
>>152135581The 18 points circus
>>152137441unironically i think losing leoni was really bad, yeah he wasnt gonna be a starter but i think he would have played quite a few games this seasonwhat's more baffling to me is what i can only assume is slot's hatred for joe gomez, yeah maybe he's not the old joe gomez (people forget how fucking good he was partnering with van dijk before injury hell) but i would put him at RB over szoboszlai who is much more needed in midfield. which isn't a slight against szoboszlai by the way cause he plays well at RB but feels like a waste of his talentswhat FSG really should have done is just added 5-10m on their bid for guehi instead of haggling and they could have gotten him i bet
The Mid 4
>>152135581What happen
Woah
>>152137577The only thing stopping liverpool getting relegated rn
>>152137621That and all the the 5 games early on that shouldve ended in draws
>>152137648PGMOL came in clutch
>>152137524>guehiThat would have been a good idea, then Slot could have killed another career.Kerkez went from the highest rated RB in the league to being a pivotal cog in Liverpool's disasterclass.Isak went from one of the highest rated strikers in the league to having less goals than VDV.Wirtz went from future nailed on Balon d'Or winner to a laughing stock.Ekitike has been dropped because he dared to score goals when Isak couldn't (Slot logic, don't blame me).Frimpong is the only one who stayed as he is. He went from being Wirtz best mate at Leverkusen to being his best mate at Liverpool and offering nothing else. The Jonathan Wilkes to Wirtz's Robbie Williams of the PL.And you want to do my boi Guehi like that?
>>152137722>Jonathan Wilkesfucking lol
>>152137722well i wasnt saying they should have gotten guehi to improve his career i'm saying it would have improved liverpoolbut yes you are right, the tactical plan (which to be honest most days it doesn't seem like there is one, it's like 30 mins of decent ideas, concede a goal, panic, throw on attackers hoping it works out) doesn't work and that's fully on slot.also kerkez is a LB not a RB. but he is not being used properly, and him and gakpo have zero synergy.wirtz a good player, does not fit into whatever slot is trying to do right nowekitike really solid, should have just gotten him and saved their money on isak and used that money to strengthen elsewherefrimpong has played like 5 minutes, and 3 of those minutes were as a salah right wing replacement, nice to try as an experiment didnt work, might work in the futureanyway i think all of the signings are actually good in a hypothetical sense, slot is just in over his head trying to fit them all together and it's obviously failing massively
Frimpong should play RW and bench Salah
How can I stop being so angry when my team plays like shit? >at pub with some friends >my team playing on big screen>striker shoots from 30 yards out and skies it>loudly say "oh fucking kill yourself you useless cunt">everyone looks at me as if to say "its only a game"
>>152138023Stop making friends with faggots.
>>152138023>loudly say "oh fucking kill yourself you useless cunt"SOVL
Kek
>>152138023Kek I did something similar during the last euros. England lose and my gf said "oh well, they tried their hardest" and I replied "no. They were fucking pathetic. I hope the bus crashes on their way home".
Thomas the wank engine
>>152139577Called my mates brother that once because he never left his room
>Mo "Greatest ever player in Liverpool's history" Salah being thrown under the bus by Jamie "Stopgap who was never replaced" Carragher because he "only talks when he wants a new contract"Is this phenomenon exclusive to the red side of Liverpool? I know Arsenal do it with managers so I'm not counting them, but I can't remember any other club in the world blaming, throwing under the bus, or otherwise shit talking the greatest player they've ever had. It's not Salah's fault that Slot invests money as well as Mikey Carroll.Such a vile disgusting club.
Thomas the CRUNK engineAI-slop-picture-Thomas-Frank-gold-grills-face-tats.png
>>152135733looking at the gifs
>>152140191This is the same club who's fans murdered each other
United were just rotating their squad for Europe midweek
man i miss the old united
>>152141547Doing the haka
>>152141584haaka is some cringe pagan nz shit that literally nobody finds intimidating, picrel is a wholesome dance celebration among brothers who would all fight and die for the badge.
>>152136366Why did he grandstand about being mixed when he's probably never experienced racism given that he doesn't look black in the slightest
>>152140191carragher just has an issue with salah always has and has been called out on it many times
>>152141774>fukin 'ell Drissy, fink wiv yer 'ed for once ya bluddy nugget
>>152136211My facial blindness ass keeps thinking Lammens vaguely looks like this guy but with more hair https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hHH5Un2y9ug
>>152141774>remove a wog>winHas football been solved?
>>152141774Manure still lost
>>152135581The Top 11 Table is completely normal
Blue teams are more kino than red teams bar noneRed teams are all "muh history" larpers exclusively liked by browns
none of this has anything to do with Foden and his pass
>>152142242Red coded post
>>152142242Shame he couldn't do it against Newcastle then isn't it? The dainty poof was too busy diving.
>>152142185It’s top 12 today you fascist
>>152142269He's too frail to compete with the geordie midfield bvlls
bayern bulls rattling in their cages to violate arsenal
>>152136366KEKKK
>>152142185Will they call it the big 12 now? Big 6 came about 10 years ago when United became so shit that even Spurs leapfrogged then
>only the bottom 4 have conceded more than LiverpoolWhat has become of the Man Mountain?
>>152142185lel this was predicted yesterday as well >>152128926>Be on the lookout tonight on Monday Night Football for a strangely formatted graphic which shows a top 12 tablethat said I'm sure they did have a top 12 table shown as well
For me it's Sportsmail's player ratings for Utd vs. Everton where every United player and Amorim gets a score and a couple of paragraphs and Everton just get dispassionate scores all crammed in to 3 lines
>>152142411KEKKK
They really didn't even put Cunthair in the squad because he didn't want to stand next to Chesney from Corrie
Premier League G/A by Liverpool's summer signings:• Ekitike: 3 goals + 1 assists.• Isak: 0 goals + 1 assist.• Wirtz: 0 goals + 0 assists.• Kerkez: 1 goal + 0 assists.• Frimpong: 0 goals + 0 assists.
>>152142435Transfer Window Trophy never ends up well
Genuinely think 95% of people have completely forgotten Moyes getting Sunderland relegated (and to a lesser extent him getting sacked by Sociedad). People talk like he left United, had a few years off and then turned up at West Ham, it's weird
>>152142447i didn't even know he managed those clubs. if it's not in the premier league why should i care?
>>152142468Sunderland were in the Premier League thoughbeit
>>152142447Moyes has still probably had the most successful career since leaving United out of all their managers despite those setbacks.
It's time to have a conversation about Chelsea, they could unironically be title contenders if they beat Arsenal at home this weekend.
>Man United lost? QUICK SPAM POSTS ABOUT LIVERPOOL TO DEFLECTIt's just sad at this point.
>>152142411Lel
>>152142435The Flopson Five, The Flopper Rangers, Teenage Mutant Flopping Turtles, The Five Floppers of Islam, The Fellowship of the Flop, Star Trek: Deep Space Flop,
>>152142555Both shit teams lost. At least united fans have accepted they're shit. Liverpool fans are still telling everyone to wait for isak to adjust to the league and promising wirtz will be good by 2030, and it's only a matter of time before they "click" this season and go on to win the league and CL like PSG last year (Liverpool fans own words)
>>152142573>At least united fans have accepted they're shitThey were calling themselves dark horses for the title just a few weeks ago
>>152142555We're allowed to talk about how dismal Liverpool are. Now the inevitable >I-I'm not even a bindipper-Jog on to RAWK.
>>152142590This, they're still as arrogant as they were in the Fergie era.
>if i talk about foden enough they'll forget about wirtz floppingnot going to happen "la"
>>152142611When did this happen?
>>15214262011th March when they lost to PSG
Kek this reminded me that Spurs play PSG away tomorrow
>>152142555Everyone's at work and mantroony is here alone since he doesn't have a job
>>152142573They said they'd thrash Everton 4-0. Couldn't even handle a 10 man Everton
Time to watch Wirtz produce a world class performance against Dutch farmers on Wednesday and listen to Liverpool fans claiming he's finally unlocked, only for him to go missing against West Ham on the weekend.
>>152142619bindippers like foden bc he's a chav like themit's wogchester dilateds and arsewogs that don't like him bc he isn't a "brother"
Manager is hopeless, bizarrely stubborn and will never win anything at OTAnd these still need to be sold:MazDorguUgarteShawMount
>>152142675But you’re also here
>>152142702no I'm not
>"I feel afraid of returning this feeling of last season. That is my biggest concern.”Amorimsisters...
>>152142709Has there ever been a more openly weak minded and pathetic manager than Scamorim? Why does he keep saying this shit outloud in press conferences?
Tuchel watching the shitshow yesterday would have ended any possibility of Shaw, Mainoo and Mount making the England team.
We wouldn't have scored with 20 minutes of stoppage time, but if ever a match has perfectly illustrated why they need to introduce a stopped clock, it's this one. 4 minutes and no bookings for incessant time wasting. It should have been at least 8, if not more.We'd still have lost. Because we are shit. I don't know what the plan is. It seems like the tactic is to get the ball to Amad or Mbuemo and just hope something miraculously happens, whilst everyone else stands still. Grim.
>>152142733>AAAAAAAA STOP WASTING TIME WE NEED MORE ADDED TIMEkek united crying to PGMOL for a stopped clock
>>152142733yeah the dodgy red card after 13 minutes wasnt enough
The kind of stubbornness Amorim shows playing with 3 central defenders in this match is stupidity. I can't see any other explanation. It is simply so stupid not to want to bet on winning games, but to play with 3 central defenders for 80-85 minutes with 1 man outnumbered and 1 goal behind.It's fine to be principled and believe in your ideas, but sometimes it's too much, and Amorim is in no way ready to change. He is far, far too stubborn.
>>152142733No more Fergie time for you cunts, get over it
>>152142411this lad rocks a slickback now.
>>152142760At the very least he could play one CB who can step up into midfield in possession. Surely United have someone capable of that? Or was that meant to be Luke Shaw? Cause I couldn’t see him doing it very well
Isak going down as the worst transfer in history
>Liverpool decisively slip out of the spots in the table between #1 and #6>"Big Six" narrative suddenly dwindles to naughtthis is nuts
>>152142821I heard someone on Sky Sports refer to a "big 7" the other day, I think they're getting pressure from Saudi Arabia to include Newcastle in there now.
>>152142824The top 20 teams should just break away from the Premier League to form the "Big 20" league.
the talk about open play and set piece goals also suddenly died down, wonder what happened
Thread was going great until YOU posted, wonder what happened.
i've made a legitimate notation about something that was prevalent everywhere like one or two weeks ago, including here. but god forbid a man asks a question.
>>152142821Defending Man U, Spurs and Chelsea as being above the rest of the league has become embarrassing enough that they attempted to push a “Big 3” and then Liverpool immediately sank that idea. It’s laziness on Sky’s part for not wanting to cover the other clubs extensively.
>>152142895This is a list of expenditure of PL clubs since the start of the PL era. The so-called "Big Six" clubs have all spent over 2 million in total and they all have net spends of over 1 billion. The next closest is Newcastle, who haven't even spent half as much as the top spenders Chelsea. "Big Six" isn't a narrative, it's an expectation based on how much those teams have spent.
>>152142747What was dodgy about it?
>>152142930Big 6 as a term has only been used since 2016. It’s a narrative to describe the last 10 years of expectations before a season. Now those expectations have shifted and we are watching a realignment. The sponsorship deals signed in good times are beginning to expire.
Thomas (cowardly) Frank has to be the biggest fraud in the league
>>152142999Still Slotto
>Ngubu kick ball? Wowzers I better pay £60 a month to a company so I can watch him do it every day!>I should probably go down the pub too so I can watch Ngubu kick the ball with my mates!
>>152142987Modern financial restrictions mean that even if clubs like Newcastle and Villa want to spend as much money as the Big Six, they aren't allowed to. That might change with newer sponsorship deals in the near future, but the currently established teams will still have that advantage over everyone else.
>>152143029we don't post our selfies here
>Idrissa Gueye received a round of applause from the Everton squad after apologising for his extraordinary red card in Monday’s victory at Manchester United.Is this 'the bigotry of low expectations' that I've heard about
>>152143029don't fink anyone here is paying 60 quid a month for a subscription mate, we're all pirates.
>>152143086Moyes played it all wrong when he was asked about it as well, laughing and saying he loved it
>>152143098Remember when he said that a female reporter deserves a slap? He just seems like he likes a good slap.
>>152143098well that's different because his team won at a famous stadium despite playing with 10 men for ~70 minutes. as a man manager he has to avoid pouring cold water on that. had everton lost as widely predicted he could blame it on the red card and move on.
Finking about the big team losses of the match week (Liverpool, City, Sunderland) if that's alright with you!
still chuckle to myself every so often about Wayne Trooney
>>152143041They have both passed the £300m revenue mark and are close to £400m now. The Big 6 are mostly around £600m, although Chelsea only had £460m last season. It’s getting interesting.
>>152142987>It’s a narrative to describe the last 10 years of expectations before a season.For me it was a narrative to mentally prepare customers for their entry into the "European Super League". That project failed and UEFA has since switched the CL into an ESL-like format the participation by English into which is not limited in any way to a specific list of clubs numbering between five and seven. The narrative has therefore crumbled but there are still people trying to force it retroactively by citing financials which is actually the result of FFP rather than any inherent superiority. As Liverpool have shown this year, whoops those financials don't mean very much.
Classic Amorim dross.No urgency, no drive, no endeavour, Everton comfortable with 10 men.Why he is trying to defend a 1-0 deficit by keeping on an extra defender I have not an inkling.
>>152143134heh the funniest part was mantroony copying it immediately after and samefagging his own post, what a way to show you're not bothered
Not allowed to judge him until he's had three years
About as bad as it gets that.Manager mainly to blame.All but Zirkzee and maybe Amad absolutely terrible.
>>152143224>Striker couldn't score against 10 men>ummm ackshually this is why he played good!Kek absolutely delusional tran u customers
>>152142435BRVTAL
>>152142435No refunds
>>152142435
>>152143216Klopp's first 3.5 seasons: 8th, 4th, 4th, 2ndArteta's first 3.5 seasons: 8th, 8th, 5th, 2ndAmorim's first 0.5 seasons: 15thThere is a strong case that you should give a manager 3 full seasons to see if they'll can turn the team into title contenders. But Amorim during his first half season was well below what Klopp and Arteta ever did.
>>152143186That’s a fair perspective too. Man U at the end of this season alone are losing £20m from the sleeve deal, £14m from Marriott, £24m from the training kit deal, £47m from teamviewer. That’s £105m less they will have next year while also having no money coming in from Europe. I’m sure they’ll get some back but it’s twice as much as Liverpool wasted this window, per year.
>Newcastle fans can’t wear their club colours in Marseille for fear of attack>they’ve already been attacked anywayWhy does uefa never go after non-English teams for hooliganism? If this was an English team doing this there would be uproar
Updates on the Xabi Alonso to Liverpool situation?
Just a reminder that the /fpl/ German is Indian
>>152143224Big Zirk?
>>152143283Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch
>>152143193Bonnie Blue tactics
>>152143207One liner vs Schizophrenic gay meltdown
>>152142696>JUST TWO MORE TRANSFER WINDOWS
it's okay united were missing important players like scholes, rvp, CR7, ferdinand and van der sar. once they get healthy, united are back!
>>152143336Lol
>>152142696>Ynr it was Dorgu over Nuno Mendes to save a few quid
>>152143283Nice little reality check following the Bilbao love inMarseille have a stand closed tonight because of previous trouble, they have been punishedNot harshly enough, but UEFA are toothless
>>152143283THE ENGLISH GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOEVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOO
>>152143368Heard a rumour you're an Indian saar
>>152143368Hello Rakesh, you on a siesta?
>>152143368You’re Indian
>>152143368your mum gets battered everywhere she goes
>>152137560kino
>>152143283Not surprising considering the cliente in Marseille desu
howling at mantroony's cope a few weeks ago saying dilated were joint 4th
>>152143422Pathetic
why are arsenal fans demanding everyone to respect their shitty astroturfed song when they're so clearly copying liverpool, makes me cringe everytime i hear it
>>152143086Most shocking thing about this whole incident, for me, was learning that Idrissa Gueye is 36 years old
>>152143108he's a man of his time
>>152142967watch it and find out
>>152143459is that what your mum yelled into your smelly bedroom today?
>>152143463just put another prawn on the barbie, good lad.
>>152143422they could have gone 4th last night as wellsadly 10-man Everton were too strong
>>152143379>>152143382>>152143383wound these lads up very easily, good onya hans
Do you have Glühwein in the UK?
>>152143804So I had to look up what that is and it's mulled wine. Sure it gets sold at the supermarkets, Aldo always sells it. I bought one maybe last Xmas and have to say - pretty disappointed. Probably would be better to make your own as it is only alcohol with spices added.
>>152143846You're not supposed to buy it in a bottle but drink it sold at a Christmas market.
>>152143290RFN reported yesterday that all systems are go
>>152143870>>152143870>>152143870
reckon chels gonna give a proper whoppin to FC barcelona tonight
>>152143849yeh as suspected it is just a thing for that type of mood, you are outside, it's cold, you see the barriers are in place to keep you safe - now. You are walking around trying the different snacks on offer, you buy some presents because why not. You see that people are drinking, they are laughing, they are wearing the hats with reindeer antlers that you also bought. You make a beeline for drinks - yes it 's get a bit of spice to it, it's alcoholic. You do remember you have to drive home tho, just as well it's not to your taste.
>>152143548Prawn, barbie. Now.
>>152143887Which Hallmark movie is this from?
>>152143912Every one of them
>new thread at 450>obviously schizoHe's trying to make everyone not talk about United
>>152143846It's one of those things that are ok but unusual so why not make it a meme at Christmas time.
>>152143463Which song
Can't mention liverpool losing 6 of their most recent EPL games. Mods wont like it.
>>152143953marching on together
>>152143542Why don't you say it to the other Aussie
>>152143994he's my friend.
>>152143499From the clip I saw, it looked like Gueye slapped Keane in the face. Did not actually make contact? Does that actually even matter now that I'm thinking about it?
>>152144329you should probably check the rules
>>152144348I'm just going to assume there was nothing dodgy about it then and you're just being weird. Cool.
>>152144355yeah being weird when even Utd fans called it a joke lol
>last 9 games, Newcastle have won at home and lost awayWonder what will happen tonight lads!
Chelsea Leverkusen Newcastle all lose tonight.
>>152144355we don't sign our posts here
a new bread at 450 posts?
>>152144940now I've seen it all
why do they need another striker
>>152143086remember when everyone clapped for that hockey player murderer
>>152149886For the 4-3-1-1-1 formation
>>152149929Also they could also do a 4-3-3 Christmas tree with 3 strikers in the box at all times
>>152149945Okay Carlo
>>152149918Yeah that was jokes
>>152149945weird shaped Christmas trees in Australia I guess
we're all in here >>152086702
we're all in here >>152161598
>>152161738you're early
Gotta rescue this one tooleave no /epl/ behind
>>152149886this should fix everything
/epl/ must live
