Australia 419-8.
first for golf
Nick Daicos
Im an alcoholic
this is the only last white thing left in australiawe must protect it
Why didn't Duckett attempt a catch?
>>152330312Looks like something Kuroko Shirai would wear.
Had the telly on SBS Movies for a bit when Brian Taylor popped up. Had no idea he was a movie star.Last Cab to Darwin.
is there anything worse than dementia?
>>152330322I'm not. I just enjoy drinking every night
>>152330323>t. Didn't watch the last BGT
never really noticed it before but could swear archer is chucking it
>>152330337ya mum's cooking
>>152330332Capitalism.
>>152330336>absolute state of that cunt's jawlineAnyone with a chin like this should be euthanised for the greater good
>>152330340
Fark its hot lads. Cold beer is going down well tho
>6 boomer investment houses fire heemed on central coastBASED
>>152330350yes but i forgot
just ordered 1st dinnergot some steaks for the barbie for 2nd dinner
>>152330350this joke you are trying to do
2 overs for Greaves to get a double ton
>>152330337Dementia is pretty chill if you have it.
>>152330355Grim.
Does Greaves get the double?
>>152330361>4:15pm dinnerBased 75 year old
border sounds like orson wells in that champagne ad
Question, Why isn't cricket a globally popular sport like soccer and basketball?
Im thinking pizza with my beer tonight
>>152330382too much work to set it up
>Starc has to take all the wickets and add in a few dozen runs as wellWe should try bowling the cunt at both ends too
>>152330382Not many places have free fields big enough for the ground.
>>152330382only played by current and former commonwealth countries
>>152330382Cricket is a globally popular sport though
Greaves got it
motm knock here from starc
reckon id heem you guys at any sport besides basketball
>dumb femoid commentator ruined the moment
>>152330396And Afghanistan unless I’m mistaken
>>152330390bit in thispitches are expensive and time consuming to prepare and maintainexpensive equipmentjust not as accessible
>>152330411many such cases
that toyota chick looks like she would have an outtie, but she actually has an innie
based Greaves deserves thatnice
Sleep time for me. I can only wonder what horrors will await me when I wake up in 8 hours to watch the highlights.
>boland too timid to even call between the wickets
>>152330412i'm not sure afghanistan even has a team anymore since the us withdrawal and collapse of the occupation government
nighty night mate
>>152330350entropy
Cam Smith has just put it wide right off the tee on the last hole with only a 1 shot lead !!
Double ton for Greaves
>Christmas Day>All the youngin's are setting up a game of driveway cricket>Hey uncle anon can toy teqch me how to bowl a wrongunWell?
Archer is fucking COOKEDBURN BONHSURN
>>152330451yeah, its not that hard at alljust very hard to get accurate
>>152330447good for him, its an impressive score
>>152330447kinofucking love test cricket lads
>>152330451show him how to do a chinaman
>>152330447Proper test cricket batting that
>>152330451"nup!"
Archer's body language was awful at the end of that over
>leaky cArse bowling againLove the runs lads
>>152330447>double century of 384 ballsKino. Luv me Windies
gotta take a shit but the tradie is here
>carse has got a case of the runs
>>152330447Good crowd
>arse
lol the pommies are exhausted
Loll lol lol
Archer is a lazy cunt
LOVE IS IN THE AIREVERYWHERE YOU LOOK AROUND (the joke is that Brits don't look around)
>>152330492they should really be walking the golf course, not using carts
>Archer didnt dive for thatKek
how is your only job to be black and bowl fast balls and you can't even do that
lmao nice effort
KWAB ARCHER KEK KEK KEKhas a sook anytime someone drops a catch for his bowl then fucks that up
>>152330492Softer than baby shit. Except for stokes, hes unironically /strongmind/
Is Archer DEI?
why arent they allowed to wear shorts?
>Stokes is strongmindlolHe is notHe just knows how to tirelessly toil away
griget
>>152330434I think they still have test status and have been playing. Anyway, it’s a non-commonwealth country that never was part of the British Empire and is one of the cricketing nations
fuck just went for a piss outside and got it all over my feet and thongs
>>152330513not gentlemen's attire
>>152330513Like the wiggles, they all have leg tats
>>152330513Gentlemens game innit
>>152330513a don doesn't wear shorts
>>152330492was thinking how pissweak the weather at the gabba is but it's still basically a heatwave for them hahahha
>>152330524Zimbabwe was never a commonwealth country as well wasnt it?
>>152330312PHWOOOOARwhos diss
>>152330528SLUMPED
>>152330536she was, when she was still known as Rhodesia
Should've gone for the win in the last 10 desu
>>152330536No they were kicked out when Mugabe was in
>>152330355corr SEX
ndis (nick daicos is shit)
>>152330525dont tread it over the rug mate
>>152330513too kino
>>152330382too many disgusting indians
Shout out to the clouds for blocking the sun out a little bit
>>152330545if uts this close dont.undertsand why they dont just give em an extra day
Hopefully >we get Test status in the next decade. We've got the fans, but the quality isn't quite there
what beer/wine should I get
>>152330545Poo Peeland got absolutely buck broken here, I'm chalking this up as a Windies win
>>152330355bit lewd that
>>152330545thats a great pic
im thinking great northern stubbies are back
>>152330565Coopers pale ale
>>152330565
>>152330563based kiwi
>>152330545great advert for test cricket
>>152330565Pinot
This, for an Englishman, is a very slippery thing
>>152330524afghanistan was part of the british empire for a few years
weird commentator on english coveragepropa weirdocant even tell who that voice is
>>152330565golden oak tawny
>>152330545Windies are on their way back. Look at that emotion it’s palpable
>>152330589They've got Cook. No idea who the others are
>>152330567based kiwis and windies producing a classic test and making cazzies piss and shit themselves
What are we drinking ?
>>152330564reckon would be force id just open borders to all indians
>>152330584Do I need to fact check this or
Been drinking 22 straight hours
>>152330600lot to unpack here
carse arse desu
do you guys know if you post anything negative in here about indians you get banned?
>>152330600martini
Reminder that if Stokes declared day one with 20 to 30 minutes left to bowl at Australia, England could be batting again right now after getting Australia out for around 200 odd
>>152330600corr just did a poo
>>152330600lgm
>>152330600Only the Very Best for me mate
>>152330600don't spill your beer mate
>wasting deliveries on bouncers>when the batsmen literally just want to stall and have no reason to attempt to engageCan someone just ban the poms from bouncers already?
>>152330602Tbh >we already have an open border with India. Most of the current team was trained in India or in border areas. Almost none of the Gurkha tribes play cricket since they consider it an Indian sport
proper weird having the same game on 2 different channels in the same county
Hahahahahaha stokez
>>152330582Not as slippery as a cricket ball
>>152330604umm its truehow di you fink russia got itthen handed it over to like us and taliban
>>152330619
stokesy SEETHING
>le star wars dress ups!
>>152330528Could've got that with a dive desu.
>>152330595wanst cook i know his voice
>>152330573>>152330574>>152330591https://www.paknsave.co.nz/shop/search?pg=1&q=beeruse this website we don't stock ausslop
Boland is gonna tread on his stumps if he's not careful.
Don't mind Finch on comms . Looking at him you would think he's retarded but he speaks well
>>152330644in 2025
How can England bring le bazball to their bowling?
>>152330628Its mostly the people from Bhojpur and Mithila region iirc
>>152330653BOILING
>>152330654100x more eloquent than warner
>>152330619Reminder that Australia could be cruising to 500 if Cam Green wasn't a spastic that threw his wicket away and gave England momentum
My cat (pic related but all grown up) is getting restless from being kept inside all day and now he's beseeching me for many cuddles.Would anybody like to come and help me out?
>>152330656Maybe bring bowlers who can bowl a full more then 10 overs a match without getting injured or tired
>>152330653is this a good temperament for a captain?
hahaha cant buy a wicket
Having watched how this has played out, Carey threw away a free 100.
>>152330657Nah that's just a third of the team. The rest are Pahadi migrants in the West.
>>152330658Chat is this real?
>>152330665In the grand scheme of things Stokes not declaring was far stupider than what Cam Green did
Poo pookes seething
>>152330619pls understand they've lost a previous test in England due to declaring early and had been styled on after the Perth test for only batting for 30 overs.They wanted to show everyone that the aggressive bazball style could actually bat a full day, even if it lost them the match.
>>152330600crisp swanny d
>>152330667corrcute-arse kittington
ben stokes (NZ) is UKs best player
>>152330604second anglo-afghan war 1878-1880, a phyrric victory for the british but they then ruled until 1919 when the third anglo-afghan war broke out freeing afghanistan from foreign control
how are your trees looking, fellow White people?
>>152330667reckon me pitty would enjoy ripping that things head off aye
>>152330688>Bat a full dayThey didnt get to see the second new ball
just realised its day 3 and only the second innings stillany rain on the radar?
Carse has a very rude head
>>152330699Too much bling on your tree, it's blinding.
>>152330703looks like it'll be clear for the rest of the month
>>152330699how much your parents spend on that one
>>152330710that's the misso for ya
>>152330700well it wouldn't enjoy not being a complete cunt of a thing, would it?
>>152330667My cat brought a dead bat to the back door this morning.
>>152330699why is your dog a the n-word?
>>152330699Why does stokes hate Christmas?
>>152330699nice dognot sure about the diagonal tv cabinet though
Will Jack Mark's Wood?haha
>>152330699my mum hates christmas so don't even have a tree yet
>>152330699that rug really does not tie the room together in the slightest
>>152330703Rain tomorrow night, rest of it is clear. Australia likely won't have a huge target to chase in the 4th.
still rember my best 2 wickets as a coltone was mcgrath-esque good length movemrent down the slope through the gate betwee bat and pad, smash into top off at paceincredibleother one was slowball yorker completely unexpectedball just slipp out of fingers. dunno what they call that deliverybut ball slips outvery little rotation and it like wobbles in the air floating up until it cascaded down into the base of stumpsbatsman was absolutely fuckedwent too earlycompletely missrd and clattered the stumps like a cheap whores arse
>>152330700Usually they just like killing their owners.
Starc got 'em on a string lads
*bullies england*
>>152330729How many Jews are there in NZ?
englel
>>152330738
>>152330733>reddit spacing
>>152330728no but Atkinson Drew Carey into nicking one
englel kek
>>152330730hairfta agreesomebizarre choicws if decor
Story won
>>152330742>delete club
boland literally does not call at the crease, just starts taking off for the run
Get a short leg in and fucking bounce Boland, fuck me
HIS LAND
what a fucken shot mate
stokes is going to cry
>>152330749whats in the tv cabinet ya reckon
>>152330730don't get me started, i hate it but the wife has poor taste and wanted some memory foam bullshit for the bub on the way
50 up for starc desuhe's always been an underrated batter but this is funny
>>152330726Diagonal tv cabinets are cool, corners are the standard tv position.t. CRT boomerIn saying that, the tv comes halfway into the window. Bit of an odd room layout.
got some cheap rose in the fridge
>>152330765looks like a ton of candle boxes
A fact's a fact , it belongs to them let's give it back
>>152330742Hey Stokesy, how many 10s of runs are you losing by?
>3 slips in>bowling shit half trackersKek england can never bowl properly in Australia for some reason
>76 deliveriesLol
>>152330730>baby on the way>owns a dangerous dogOh no...
>>152330447what a legend THATS MY WINDIES!!!
>>152330774>>152330765i'll give a btc to the bloke who can guess what they are
>>152330715Joke about Stokes covering his eyes on the telly. Looks decent.
>>152330769>wife>kid on the wayHey mate, get the fuck out of here, you’re not like the rest of us
>>152330769fuck cheers might need to look into my rug too. got a rug muncher on the way (early days)
>>152330769your brother must be stoked he's going to be a dad
>>152330769unless you're 60 thats an old persons house looks hastily setup as an extra room, tell granza cric said hello
>larping as rich with that dogshit rug
kinda sick of the primadonna theatrics from Stokes after every single ball tbqh
Starc finna dab on this nigga
>>152330786>boxer>dangerous only browns and muslims hate dogs, which are you?
Everyone post loungeroom setup
>>152330650>paknsavekek poorfag detected
>>152330805will have an india tier chimpout when he finally gets a wicket
kek stokes is so shit can't even bowl these shitters out
finna fall asleep desu
games gone
>rugshitter setting the dog up again ruthless cunt
surprised stokes hasn't launched into his "im injured but going to soldier on" acting that he usually does
I wish we had a womanising off spinner with 550 test wickets in the team next innings
>>152330790reckon model cars or trains or something
>can get $2 for match to not go to day 5Free money lads, this game will be over tonight
>>152330813i don't use my loungeroom at all basically, only my study/pc and then kitchen and bedroom
>>152330824this but England's future
this is gonna happen every test now the aussies will have to declare we wont be able to get them out
>>152330812https://region.com.au/crazed-boxer-attacks-father-holding-baby-14-year-old-boy-and-brother-who-came-to-help/496148/
>>152330653what's the mood like in the english dressing room lads?
>>152330769Are you >>152310927 or >>152311455?>This is the home decor of such people
very childish behaviour from stokes, your team looks up to you as captain and if you carry on like a child your team will follow suite
england are essentially 0--112
>>152330813this was my pc area when i first moved inadded a second monitor and speaker stands since
i wish isa would attack me later
>>152330831he's been subtly doing that constantly since late last nightit's not as pronounced as it sometimes is, but it's still thereyou'd think he is somehow spending twice as much time in the field as all of his teammates.
>>152330805no wonder they never get their overs in for the day
>>152330853this is properly grim
>>152330853Chair looks like it would be uncomfortable after about 30min
>>152330852English bros really be losing 112 wickets
>>152330853dont even know what an alab key is
>>152330853nice cuck porch citymaggot kek
>>152330852I've never looked at it that way before
>>152330800nice work lad, enjoy. this is our first too.
>>152330853No big telly and lounge to watch the cricky on?
>>152330844wow one article
>>152330853Can I come over for a Friday arvo goon sesh with the bros?
>>152330869we do wickets first in this country mate
>skullkek>>152330870presumably a key that lets you into a lab
>>152330653typical Main Character Syndrome chimpout when things don't go the same way as the fairy tale in your head
>>152330765either more rugs or boxes of whiskey
>>152330853>he doesn't own any grassel oh el, capital cuck
>>152330853keki remember this and how so many people tore into the poor bloke over this
dont even know what a btc is
will jacks me off
>>152330853This is what a real man's PC area looks like snapchatting punce
you don't know much do you
>>152330850nah not me champ
>>152330853march on digger carrying on the anzac spirit
I always said that England should have declared
>>152330899this(my name is will)
>>152330900Based swede
>>152330900rancidbut partially jealous
>>152330900Idgaf about the toys but why are you drinking better beer
>>152330900Nice lad, what's mumza making for dinner?
>>152330875im under the age of 40
Should you date coworkers yeah/nah
>>152330900all that junk would just make me anxious desu
>>152330900How hard is it to pop the empty bottles in thr recycling
>slow bowler KEK DESPERATION
>>152330900i respect it but i would never do something this intense unless i was 10000000% sure i wasn't moving house in the next 10 yearsi've moved a bunch recently and it's such a pain
>>152330928dont shit where you eat m8
>>152330928dont shit where you eat
>>152330894it always does numbers when i post iti should take an updated pic at some point
>>152330910Corr gushing granny
>>152330925Its pretty elite to have a big tv connected to your pc
>>152330934>>152330935You two should kiss
kek thanks for the single mate
>cARSE
>>152330924I'm cooking her a nice steak.
>Last over before the breakWhy are they not surrounding the bat?
>>152330928i always see people ask this but i've never worked with hot people for long enoughmost of the people i've worked with are middle aged or old and unattractive, occasionally there's a casual or something around for a while but not long enough
>>152330900what NDIS tier is this?
>>152330946nah m8i dont do relationships in the workplace
Carse more like arse LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>152330900>transformersfaggotry
>>152330653feel bad for his missus
I have an 85 inch TV. It is honestly my most prized possession
>>152330900luv u anime ladyou still playing the new pokemon?
Are those KFC adds on the ground digital?
>>152330900imagine the smell
>>152330900>pc areaclearly your bedroom in your parents house
>>152330951Not based on that room you are, I'm thinking a big platter of potato smiles and chicken tendies
>>152330969the ads are real and the cricket game is green screened on top mate
>>152330900>anya>that fucking pokemonyou pedo furry faggot
>Cardcaptor Sakura wand with a bottle of lotion on top of itNot only are you a nonce, you've put that up your arse, haven't you?
>>152330900how old are you lad?no judgement, just curious
>3-141 from 25 overskeke
>>152330700that's why shitbulls are suitable pets and should be eradicated
a LOT of chat from a bunch of snivellers too scared to post their own setups
>>152330900dont listen to these other faggots theyre conditioned to make their house look like some pseud faggot house magazinelooks like youve got everything you need king
i've done nothing but sit at my computer since 9am today
>>152330990aren't*
gonna be atleast 150 down at the start of our innings and we will obvs have atleast 2 ducks
>>152330853Current set up.
>Australia bats until right on sunset>Starc comes out and takes 3 in the first over>England lose by an innings and 71 runs within 3 days
>>152330978Was wondering how they'd manage to get them on there so seamlessly with the players walking on/over it>Green screenOf course. That makes sense - they'd just use the grass for it.
>>152331003based me
>>152331000>poop
>>152331000checkedunfuckingbelievable
Imagine carrying a child for 9 months only to call it>Brydon>Jofra>Zak
each additional monitor reduces the likelihood of someone being a sex haver exponentially
>>152330956The one who pays for those lazy beggars to get a free ride for no reason other than the fact they're fucken retarded, and not even that half the time>>152330968Nah I finished it. On the new metroid game nowDon't play that much vidya these days desu
>>152330970smell like farts and vomit and lynx africa
Bartlett about to get a ton for Australia A.
>>152330990shes a red nose pitbull too bit a maltese terriers nose off when she was a pup
>>152331000nice
love seeing the two batsmen bowlers walk off together all heroic like
>>152331024how does rotating a monitor to portrait affect the equation?
our in utero nickname for our baby is smudge
how hard could it be to get two bowlers out lol
>>152331012kek i love this webm, it's peru or something right? surely all that shit gets stolen
Boland walked off the pitch toward the dressing room miles out of his crease when that overthrow came in. I'm surprised England didn't run him out.
Bout to take a fat stinky /cric/ pc area lads
>>152331043this tbqhwyf
are we declaring?
>>152331044that sky is lima for sure
Poms whinge endlessly about the UK but honestly it's great. It's super green, many sovlful towns and cities, great history, awesome music, flights are incredibly cheap to wherever the fuck in Europe, just playing devils advocate here x
>>152331049No. Every run we get now is a run we won't need to get in the 4th innings.
>>152331049trust the plan
>>152331049Declaring we'll win? Yeah mate
>>152331054lima balls
looking a bit ominously flat and low
>>152331030should do it a favour and get it put down mate
>>152331026I’ve been playing Balatro
Comfy setup for watching the cricket.
today's tea discussion. clarke or pieterson? who you got /cric/
>>152331062cute
>>152331075somehow this is less gay then all the anime shit
>>152331063Yeah but the poms will do something stupid and get skittled
why is howie snorting like a pig >>152331075>enchbased
>>152331078both wankers but at least Clarke is Australian
We are not even competitive with australias C teamWhat’s the fucking point
>>152331075>old dota 2 hudkino
>>152331012Why does he have three identical motherboards? Also all that RGB in front of my face would annoy the shit out of me.The dirt floor is so grim. Like these guys are so povo they can't afford the half day of work it would require to dig a form and put down some reo & concrete before you start building. I hope he was bitcoin mining or something and got away from an inevitable death by landslide.
Warnie died doing what he loved; rooting half a dozen Thai prozzies
>>152330928No but if marry them it’s ok
>>152331075>keyboard with multiple coloursfaggot
>>152331055The terrible weather makes them a miserable people regardless
koh samui lovely little island beautiful beaches
Would you rather pick a very good wicket keeper who averages 20 or a poor wicket keeper who averages 45?
Brutal heightmogging.
>>152331114Good keeper. Dropped catches/missed stops will normally be more than 25 runs/innings.
>>152331114Good keeper
>>152330303so this guy is apparently a famous comedian
>>152331114good keeper
that toyota glenn mcgrath ad is atrocious
>>152331066nah had her leashed and a lady had a heap of maltese off leash, warned her that my dog wasnt friendly and she just laughed wasnt laughing when one of em charged my dog and tried to bite her, she just latched onto the thing and shook, survived and cops sussed it all dont take her there anymore cant trust irresponsible dog owners
>>152331127Gocsy, fat cunt opened for TGC the other night
I think day 3 bros might be in trouble again
>>152330742I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>152331089the point is the game, win or lose
my dog could beat up your dog
>>152330742
>>152331137Yours should be muzzled when you’re walking it. Could’ve been a toddler’s face
Retards
>>152331089they need to bring gondola's back
>>152331062
>>152331160just arrived in thread. is there a context to this post, or you're just speaking in general here?
>>152331127he's gone viral like 5 times in the last decade but he's also kind of dumb so never really actually made it
>>152331159muzzle her now she was only a pup then and the maltese was really aggrotaught it a good lesson, same with the owner
Business proposal: matchie
>>152331096priorities and culture
Reminder NZ morally won their match
>>152331169In general really
>>152331127Yeah, but I don’t think it was staged
>>152331055yh I really liked it too
>>152331180Test cricket was the real victor
Big fan of Windies, Guyana has found heaps of oil so hoping they become a Arab tier state with heaps of money and throw it all on cricket
I’m having an anxiety attack, best way to calm down?
>>152331187no but i doubt they would have shown it on tv if it was just a random fat bastard in the crowd
>>152331195stop being a faggot
>>152331195meth mostly
>>152331160won the nrlwon the originwon the afl (don't even care, imagine if we did)train all our swimmers and win over half the gold medals at the olympics kneel to your sporting gods
>>152331174The owner and ten people she knows are all going to vote yes in the pitbull referendum
lived in england for a year, got fat and wanted to kill myself
>>152331193>DrawJust showed it was all pointless desu.
>>152331202What about anything that requires more than one brain cell?
>>152331198Yeah fair point
>>15233119523 rum and cokes
>>152331195think about whats causing it and then think through it don't avoid it
Where is the fastest part of the UK?
are both the breaks 20mins in a day nighter?
>>152331199>>152331201Thanks guys
>>152331203dont care mate, people just list them as mixed breed or staffs
>>152331194you know how the Vietnam war somehow ended up with yankees bombing the fuck out of Cambodia, a different country? Well, don's war on Venezuala will end up with yanks randomly claiming Guyana's oil
>>152331205filtered
>>152331208not into that gay stuff
>>152331219*Fattest
for me its bairstows face after getting run out
>>152331114A poor wicket keeper might cost you 200 runs if they drop or miss chances from a couple of top order batters in one game.
>>152331229There's a reason your zesty shithole is called Queensland
Obesity in the UK is mainly a northern issue, too many sausage rolls >County Durham takes the crown for the fattest area in England with 77.7 per cent of residents overweight and 34 per cent being obese.>In contrast, the thinnest area in the country was the famously affluent Borough of Kensington and Chelsea with just 45.8 per cent of its residents overweight and only 13.2 per cent classified as obese.
>>152331239should be called kingsland now to be fair
>>152331195Just bowl at the stumps Stokesy, you'll get Boland out no worries.
chips with curry sauce
>>152331225
I mean, is there any point to being a secondary Prince if you DON'T get to fuck kids?
>>152331117corr bird on right needs a GOOD arse shagging
fox boomers learning who gocys is
>>152331241Tbf if you town looked like this it would be easy to be a fat cunt
bloody ell only mgone an mixed up me left and righttruly bogglesome
>>152331247love izzy, didnt know she was a lawyer until recently
>>152331246game changer
>>152330886>>152330834>>152330774>>152330765pianola scrolls
>>152331252the right?
>>152331266thats reasonably based actually
>>152331263I thought she was like a top gun pilot or some shit dawg lol
>>152331174Taught a lesson that aggro pitts should be put down
>>152331266dont even know what that is pal
>>152331273we've got a working unit, quite an amusing party trick
>>152331222bogans with untrained shitbulls like yours giving staffies a bad rep which are actually decent dogs, well done mate
>>152331241>ONLY 45% overweightjesus fcountry garn down the shidder
>>152331277nah control your pets or there are consequences wont tell you how many cats shes ended that wandered into the back yard at night
>>152331222shoot all the "staffs" that approach my property. run a bunch of off leash cunts over with the troopie as well. they don't tend to last long outside limp wrist suburban brickie estates mate, you're only fooling fellow deadshits with the mixed breed "nah he's a staff mate" nonsense. had my ridgey rip one cunts throat out once which was a good treat for the townie fuckhead in his jimny.
>>152331281White man magichttps://youtube.com/watch?v=aseMAEctM1s
>>152331293fuck your dog sounds so cool
>>152331290the other 55% are brown immigrants
>>152331289I had her leashed, warned the other owner and she just laughed it off and let her dog charge mine. Completely her fault, she walked her dogs on leads after that, reckon she learned her lesson
>>152331304fuck your dog sounds cool
cant believe me red nose pitty mick is still catching freshies love summer lmao
>>152331291kek irony
>>152331307Now run it through grok
>>152331309stop taking the larpers bait man
>>152331241>thinnest area in the country>just 45.8 per cent of its residents overweight>just
Should I adopt a cat
you know im something of a scientist myself
my dog has a leather jacket and drives a v8, beats up anyone who looks at him the wrong way, gives no fucks
>>1523313072 and 4 at the same time
>>152331307very pretty face on 2
>>152331319only if it beats up other cats
>>152331319two is better than one
>>152331307I for one support Big Australia.
forgot to mention my red nose pitty has lockjaw
dont like cricket but wouldnt mind a cricket playing gf who force me worship her sweaty feet after a hot day like today at the stumps fuckkkkk
>>152331337Is lockjaw a meme or legit
>>152331338I genuinely don't understand foot fetishists, of all the body parts you like you choose that one. Gen Z seem to be hooked, world's gone to shit.
>>152331318
Which footy team do you blokes support?
>>152331344Thailand is based
Full house for the weekend
Good dropBetter than ausfags recos lmao
>>152331241>DurhamIsn't Steve Harmison from there? kek
>>152331352Weagles
>>152331351wonder what they consider overweighta 180cm man should be 85kg but i bet they think thats too big
>>152331352>>152331347
>>152331359Who are you with mate be careful
>>152331359did our beer chat yesterday prompt you to Three Wolves lad?good choice
>>152331351Reckon inner city Melbourne would be thinnest and country NSW around Cessnock the fattest, fuck the west is grim for these stats
>>152331319yes mate they are great companions
>>152331352Tottenham
>>152330900at least you are keeping moisturised
>>1523313074, 2, 3, 1, 5
When I was a kid the neighbour’s staffie killed one of our chooks. They’re a shit dog too and should also be listed. Once dog dna tests are cheaper the cops will be able to take swabs and know within 20 minutes if the dog has the wrong genetics and just on the spot euthanise the cunts. I’m talking door to door services
>>152331307these are men
>>152331257>pokies shop in between two bakeriesSounds like heaven desu
>>152331354was, now it's full of jeets and whores who won't touch white guys because the east asians business guys will pay $800 for short time and blackball them if they're seen with a white.
>>152331352dragons
>>152331370don't knock the cesspit lad
>>152331343It’s legit. If you squeeze their balls real hard they let go
>>152330900HAHAHAHAHAHAHAKILL YOURSELF
>>152331318Based Hatters
Beer : SORTEDKFC : SORTEDHeart palpitations : PENDING
>>152331370>Cessnockmeth keeps you skinny, famously
Will Jacks?
>>152330900
>>152331347Cute feet are cute. Requires a nice lower leg/ankle. Also has a bit of submissiveness and taboo about it.People who are exclusively feet? Yeah, pretty weird but the same as people who are exclusively breasts or bum.
>>152331370Inner city Melbourne is the thinnest because they're all on the gear and don't have money to buy food.
>>152331410grim post
>>152331410the mental gymnastics here
where’s threadcunt
>>152331412also AIDS
>>152331404was looking at dominos for a couple of criggy pizzas and they want 31.50 for 2 delivered and thats WITH a 30% off voucher fuck that I'd rather starve but enjoy your KFC m8 you earned it
>>152331363>a 180cm man should be 85kg but i bet they think thats too bigThat is overweight, yes. Would have to be extremely muscular for it to be anywhere near healthy.
>>152331369did a little bit purely based on macs goldthey literally never stock that shit at my local supermarket though
cuckholding is the superior fetish
DECLARE YOU COWARD
>>152331422Quality of pizza is horrendous, but you are not getting two pizzas anywhere else delivered for less than $40
ON YOU STARC EMBARRASS THESE POMMY CUNTS
F I F T Y
Why didn't the poms pick Liam Dawson?
nah dont declare grind these cunts into the ground lmao
Pizza is cheap to make, like almost free cheap. You can easily grow your own tomatoes too
Only been to KFC once or twice I feel like I’m missing out
>declare >bowl them all out before they can get 100>3 day test nah keep at it I say
When will KFC bring back the original twister?
>>152331426based macs gold appreciator
>>15233142231.50 for two trash pizzas? That sort of highway robbery is why I learned to make my own from scratch.
>>152331422The only good deal these days is the KFC $25 Big Dinner. 8 chicken pieces, 6 nugs, a sauce, then 4 sides you can customise on the website, so I usually get a drink and 3 chips and have half the food for dinner and the rest the next day.
>>152331413>>152331417
>>152331450nobody under 30 has flour, yeast or pizza bases on hand mate
>>152331452KFC is absolute shite. Raising Cane's or Chic-fil-A are much better
They declare when Starc gets 150 with Boland at 21*
You know England are going to poolapseI know England are gonna poolapse EVERYONE KNOWSIT IS INEVITABLE
you just have to look at the kind of people that order at kfc to know how the food is
The only time to declare would be 2-3 overs before evening break. Get the Pom openers to scramble off and get their lights on for a couple nervy overs under lads
wicked wings are good
>>152331468American skill issue. American KFC, for some reason, is so much fucking worse than the Australian counterpart
>>152331472>racism outside pol
>>152331474get their kit on* under lights* Fuck me
>>152331476yea them and zingers would be about the only thing I'd getif their chips are done well though, they're S tier
BAKE A NEW THREAD CUNT
There's a new KFC right next to central station in Sydney and you can bet I got the fuck out of it on my way home from the work crimbo party last week
>>152331479>American skill issueWhat part of Australia is Kentucky in?
>>152331480meant fat retards, not black people
>le heckin Star WarsSo fucking cringe
>>152331489Fat fuck
this shit shoudl be illegal>yeah we totally have a deal!>it's an extra microwaved rice packet
>>152331468yank KFC is legit dogshitin NZ/Aus it can be pretty good
Real English rose this. Can see her knickers through her skirt.
I love how mad cunts get at star wars at the crickey
>>152331499>>152331499>>152331499>>152331499
>>152331466>flatbread (lebbo or otherwise)>tomato>cheese >oilThat’s all you need if you have any oven or air fryer or even a bbq with a lid or an improvised lid
>>152331490near texas, QLD
>>152331496It's all cheapo Fast Food. The colonel disowned KFC while he was alive.
>>152331490New South Wales
>>152331495$7! daylight robbery!
>>152331490American KFC is a poor imitation
>>152331503>tfw made one first but forgot to put /cric/ in the titleoopsie anyway use this one
>>152331466>he doesn't have pizza bases on hand for an easy and tasty dinnerlmaoing at your life
>>152331526>he doesnt make his pizzas from mission garlic wrapsohnonono
>shade coming over just in time for australia to bowlkek
see you at gabba saaarrr
>>152331522I was trying to find something simple like a kebab or half chicken, even with a discount a simple kebab + chips + drink was over $30. insane. Might as well just drive to KFC 2 minutes down the road and get a full meal for $25.
>>152331465giwtwm
