Eng 8/191 vs Aus 371
The Raja of Convicts
steaming to bumdering
>>152545984based
>England: 8/194Finally overtaken the combined runs (194) Jacks (105) and Carse (89) went for.
YFO
umm... WHERE'S THE BLACK BAND GAZZAAA
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL+L>grimdiesYou get what you deserve without a Hindu /strongmind/. Karma for being anti-Dharma
Alex CarGOD changes the course of matches with his wicket keeping and is literally the difference between winning and losingKNEEL
grimmick - a grim gimmick
>I got fuck all pay to work 18 hours a day on a submarine but it's okay because I can't tell anyone where I went or what I did and got a day of leave every 6 monthsDo retards actually fall for this shit?
all anglos deserve to die (ones with substantial irish/scottish dna will be spared)(welsh are crypto-anglos)
>>152546000top 10 shocking violence moments in cricket
GOTTEM GONEFUCK OFF
>>152546003submarine work is easily the best pay in the navyno one wants to do it
>>152546002another 'mick i pioneered
>>152546000falcon KICK
>>152545998Australia had no reviews. If Stokes just stood there he would've been given not out and been able to save the game (maybe).Incredibly selfish, putting himself ahead of the team.
>>152545984Could easily turn this into an Edge or Batista entrance meme video.
>>152546005What's your ethnicity?
>>152546005This, the (German) Anglo menace must be stopped.t. brit
GOTTEM GONE FUCK OFF
>>152546000ITS A ME
Starc has 0 (zero) wickets
Real new>>152081504Real new>>152081504
>>152546009Do they limit it to manlets?
>>152546023The Starc experiment has been a failure
>>152546003they only start advertising to whitey when a real war is about to kick off
>>152546029no but you have to be able to swim
>>152546020>>152546008Grace BrothersSydney5 minutes champ
Australia is mostly non anglo we just have a ruling anglo class we're mostly irish scottish, german etc
>>152546036so a white only job uh?sounds nice
sometimes i pretend my cock is a submarine in the bath
>>152546023got a 50 tho
textbook french cut
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
>>152546041>Fitting in the backick
>>152546048ay?
>>152546041more of a midget submarine man me
>Kunal: At this point, it's hard to call the Ashes a true rivalry in competitive terms. The way England keep getting rolled over has taken much of the edge out of the contest. In contrast, India vs Australia consistently produces a far more intense and evenly matched series - with both sides pushing each other across conditions and formats. Right now, that rivalry feels sharper, more modern, and more compelling than the Ashes.Nuketruth
>This batting partnershipAnyone have that picture of Stokes whipping Archer?
>>152546009Apparently it's about 80k a year depending on how long you are out on a boat for, in exchange for no breaks, constant overwork, no sleeping, no pussy .
just realised rizz is short for charisma
sometimes I dress up in work clothes with a briefcase, ride the bus in the morning and pretend I'm commuting to work
HE JUST DROPPED THE ASHES
>>152546056They whip him for runs and wickets whilst the white lads get out for 0 and play golf
>Harit: @Omesh - I think the biggest disappointment of this Ashes has been England's lack of a clear, adaptable game plan. Nowhere has that been more evident than in the first two Tests, where they lost a staggering 18 wickets to Mitchell Starc alone.
I'm hungry but it's too hot to cook or eat.
>>152546061based woman
>>152546059it's a lot more than 80k
military campaigns are one thing but being in a submarine is possibly the most hellish thing i can imagine
GOTTEMGONE!!!FUCK OFFBACK TO THE PAVILION FOR ZOOPER DOOPERS FUCK HEAD!!!!!!!
Odds on England bowling them out for 100 and chasing down ~250?
>>152546067i'm boiling lentils and vegetables, gonna put em in the fridge and eat later
>>152546061do you then buy breakfast and read the newspaper at a cafe before commuting back home?
bowl it into his dick
>>152546072I'll give you 2/1 odds.Post your Bank deets.
>>152546054No one gives a shit about Aus vs. India, especially when it's in India.When it's in India it's locked behind a paytv paywall and the pitches are rigged, so it doesn't mean much. When it's in Australia 60% of the crowd are """"local"""" pajeets wearing Indian team colours.
>>152546075Did you tie your hair up into a man bun before you started cooking
>>152546061in my experience people look at and treat you very differently if you wear a suitmakes me want to wear one more often just for fun
>>152546067>42c>having a roast dinner
KINO catch attempt.
HE HAS DROPPED THE ASHES
Good miss that
Just seen Rob Key ask if Cheteshwar Pujara can come out of retirement and save eng shitters
CAN'T BATCAN'T FIELDGET THE FUCK OFF THE FIELD YOU WEIRD PRICK
missed it but looked cool
>>152546082i'm bald
Cam Green is NOT a facial hair guy
hazlewood would've stopped short and fielded it instead like a coward
>move marnus away from the wicket so you don't have to hear his shit>he drops a sitter>>152546086I got two lots of chicken that I need to cook tonight and tomorrow.
vegans are morally superior
what stops the fielding team from getting a helmet for each player and just scattering them around the ground to stop the ball
>pozzies have gone awfully silent
I will still cook because I need proteins and go for a 40km bike ride tonight
>>152546086Damir Dokic's comments still live rent free in my head all these years later.>"I am not crazy," Dokic reportedly told a Serbian newspaper. "They are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees Celsius outside."
Work just called (it's wiithin business hours
>>152546106is it not 5 runs if a helmet is hit?
>>152546106logistical challenges I would imagine
>>152546080>we don't give a shit>literally called your final frontier seriesBecause you get heem'd and convicts don't like being heem'd you like statpadding against eng shitters
interviewing ai about the future of drs
>>152546112they could employ me for consultation i work in logistics
>Alyssa Healey is in commentary
>>152546086enjoy your bowl of cereal then I guess
>>152546113you can't force the australia to care about it no matter how hard you ree and carry on
anglos are poofs the irish and wogs will save the white race
>>152546119very grim
>>152546122the australia will care about the india basterd!
>>152546070>being in a submarine is possibly the most hellish thing i can imagineDo submarines have air conditioning now? Only watched Das Boot.
kino cinematography
Alyssa Healy probably bosses Mitchell Starc around at home kek
>>152546114is that based ashfootytv?
>>152546130real emotional terrorist i reckon
>>152546130she was talking today about how hes good because he hangs the washing out was some elite cricket commentary
>>152546130seems the type to bluntly and openly insult people and pretend it's "banter"
Australians """"hate"""" the English cricket team.Australians hate Indians.A big difference.
>>152546130she definitely wears the gloves
i'm half anglo (Dad's side) and half Irish (Mum's)Dad's side are more sophisticated but extremely repressed. Mum's less repressed and less sophisticated. I prefer my Irish genes because they feel more human. Dad's side too preoccupied about appearances and social status etc and also cowardly
>>152546139trvke
>9 batter 29 (37)>5 batter 43 (140)
>approaching 50 partnershipConvicts getting Eden Garden'd 2.0
STARC HANGS OUT HIS OWN WASHING!? what a pleb,everyone knows that's mumza's job.
>>152546147more like Piccadilly gardens kek
>>152546128Subs had AC in WW2, it just depended on what country was making the submarine and where it was meant to be used. The Japanese didn't have air con OR flushing toilets. The US had both.
try to banter with me and your getting knocked out
Is steve smith scared of joffrey archer?
>>152546130A big lad being bossed around by a little lady is amazing. Ultimately it's all roleplaying.
>>152546128USN and RN subs have has AC since WW2, Germs got AS with the late war types. Sovs only got it in the 50s.
Stokes 50 is NoG
>>152546122>lose>we don't careLearnt that from yer eng shitter dads
Just send a review upstairs ausbros, snicko will sort you right out
>>152546136>>152546148He's a millionaire and he doesn't own a dryer?
>We are the army, the sharty army Humiliation ritual
Aus is waiting for Archer to overtake Stokes to get the wickets for the psychological advantage
>>152546165>owning a dryerFOY
>>152546165shrinks the clothes mate
>>152546162unless it's hit the glove which doesn't count
>>152546165>Using a dryer when you can hang them on the washing line and let them sun drySpoken like a person who has never had a backyard.
>>152546165all the money goes towards her eventual sex change procedure
>>152546165hanging clothes out preserves them way better
This is a humiliation for both teams
i put my clothes out in summer in the morning and they're dry 1 hour later
>needing to preserve clotheswhy doesn't he simply buy a new outfit everyday?
You're all experts on everything, aren't you?
>>152546165VPN user
In England, they dry their clothes in the kitchen.
Yeah mate. Pretty much.
wtf is the other name for a dryer?
>>152546180Old clothes were made better.
>>152546188Australia doesn't have dryers
>>152546181Fair dinkum, bunch of know it alls in here.
Dunno why she gets so much hate
mentioned the cricket while at a friends house and their kid offered the (quite rude and uncalled for in my opinion) response: "cricket is gay"he was just being an immature kid right? cricket's not gay, is it?
I have a dryer because I live in queensland
>>152546188Retard thinks it's 'drier'.
>>152546188a chazzwazza
>>152546192god her head is FUCKED
The mental disintegraters of convicts
>>152546188water boiler
>>152546194Crickets not gayIf anything, that kid is gay
>>152546188tumble dryer?
>>152546188the blower mate
>>152546192>20 year old picture
dryersperg you here m8?
>>152546153G'day, Champ! How are ya today?
>>152546195>i live in a backwards shithole and have the infrastructure to prove it
>>152546192he is very slightly more masculine looking than her
>>152546194>youre gaywouldve mogged him irreparably
>>152546192loved her in gremlins
>>152546192punching above her weight (i don't care about this) and is annoying on commentary (i do care about this)
>>152546194eng shitters made cricket terminally uncool
Bit rude desu lads
>>152546217beard, i can tell
>Wicket-keeper gfIs that the hand equivalent of ballerina gf?
the media is really squeezing as much juice out of the bondi shooting as they can
>>152546217Shes clapped m8
what the FUCK is that watch kek
>no follow ongrim
cricket is holocaust worshiping boomer-coded the younger generation know that its gay and they will save the white race
>>152546221no shit mate it's run by jews
Brits currently 5 up on the moral victories this series.
>>152546221It’s been 3 days you fucking chud Jewish children died We will never forget
>5fer>30(47)Once again eng shitters saved by foreign mercenaries
>>152546227Usman will save cricket
>>152546219Because you're the resident expert on closeted homosexuals?
>>152546231how many MVs do you need to win the ashes
>>152546220imagine how strong her fingers would be though, she'd squeeze you real good
Just got back from woolies and all the girls are wearing low cut tops and short shorts in this heatThe old rubber neck is real sore
>>152546113miss dravid and tendulkar
>>152546221kind of feels like the media feel obliged to really ham on about it otherwise the jews will complain
It's hilarious how much Archer is dabbing on the hopeless engshitter batters
>>152546232Matilda is a very Australian name.
>>152546221No fucking shit ladI turn off the telly / click "uninterested" on social media whenever I see that shit
>>152546217The bottom half of her face is bigger than the top halfFrom Starcs much higher perspective she is attractiveShe was probably sneaky and made sure she never saw eye to eye with him in the light until he married her
>>152546237They retain the moral ashes in perpetuity anyway, but if they hit 10-0 its a moral moral victory.
>>152546222>The duo remained friends and teammates throughout their teens, with Starc revealing back in 2013 that he definitely "took a bit of a liking to the little blonde keeper." >Eventually it became hard to deny that there was something more than friendship between the two. https://honey.nine.com.au/latest/mitchell-starc-alyssa-healy-love-story/21327e0a-7e24-4304-8716-7c12265bd1b8She did get lucky a bit I guess
>>152546241kek
is this the last over?
>>152546192propa uggo
>>152546241Based Bailey Smith.
>>152546253the last what over
>>152546217mental how theyre both balddeserve ecahother
>>152546246>heres your human grease covered packet of melted tim tams
>>152546221Media are pumping the LNP because they're upset Australia told Dutton to fuck off and also need them to win back voters from Hanson. They want Jewdenberg in charge even though he got kicked out of Parliament.
>>152546240I cannot suffer in summer
Stick around fellas, BBL later!
england both mentally and morally on top after that session
>>152546240being able to non creepily wear sunglasses everywhere and ogle freely is very nice indeed
>>152546255>in the vicinity of females older than 15couldn't be him
>>152546242Archer playing like prime Sachin it's hilarious
>>152546262SMACKY GONNA HIT EM FOR SIX
>>152546241no class
>>152546217feet literally only good part of her
>>152546262>BBLShan't.
>Stokes has faced 25 overs>For 45 runs>England would only be on ~122 if they all batted like himThank god for bazball scoring some fucking runs.
>>152546217Waste of Starcs genetics that she hasn't retired to pump out 5 or 6 kids. They won't have any at this rate
>>152546262Based brazilian butt lift league
Cute female bodybuilder on The Chase
>>152546240i always just get disillusioned by how utterly shit australian women dress
>>152546262Bong Bash League just finished m8
*be's switching off the hour long bondi special**be's switching back on for the big based league*
>>152546250>Childhood friend winsFinally!
>phelomelolIsha flustered by Gaz
>>152546282>tattoosno
can that guy who posted his xmas gift list post it again?ive got an hour to do all my shopping and im panicking
>>1525462906 coles myer vouchers, sorted
>>152546241mogged but also adelaide is low key rude
>>152546282Rochelle?
You cunts are crisp as fuck
>got an hour to do my shoppingchristmas isn't tomorrow mate
>>152546296Need to get it posted. Won't arrive in time if it's not ordered soon.
>>152546294Yes
gonna go against the grain and say it's perfectly appropriate for the media to still be talking about the bondi massacre 3 days on
I love The Chase
>theres now ads on tv for a fucking roadjesus christ this country i cooked
Got my son a trampoline, drone, smaug t shirt, some connetix probably some other shit, and getting a bike tomorrow
>>152546290Just give candles to all the women and alcohol to the men
>>152546311thinks dedza
>governement drops the ball and allows terror attack>government then takes away innocent citizens civil libertieswe get attacked and fucked by the govvies and the npcs clap
test
Got my son a carton of cigarettes.
Bunker>>152546315
>>152546307based mumza
>>152546295thanks mate, you too
>>152546322>drops the ballthat's not how you spell facilitatedLabuschagne dropped the ball
Unironically, how would you get him out?
>>152546322Wouldn't it be amazing if they treated the actual disease and not the symptoms? Crazy thought hey! Huge fan of the gaslighting aswell.
merry Christmas guys I got a couple of steam promo codes for cricket 26 ill post them from now till chrissyHZ6T5-K53YY-DD739
>>152546339>for cricket 26mate...
>>152546311>tfw got a single game for Christmaskids these days
>>152546336Beamer. May or may not be legal, not sure.
>>152546339Incomplete key lol.
>>152546336Take him to the vet to get fixed.
>>152546336best fucking episode, unironically brings me to tears at the end every single time
>>152546209Makes no sense.
>>152546336red nose pitbull
Why don't the G2A autocad keys work anymore?
>>152546336>shit grip>showing two stumpsleft hand fast from wide out, around the wicket, inswinging yorker
>>152546359That's purely to score political points. They're either anti-Labor (most) or pro-genocide zionists.
>>152546359Netanyahu said this first. Zionists will follow suit
>>152546359why are you asking cric
>>152546371No one voluntarily lives in a muggy shithole.
>>152546282>>152546294still hours away from airing in Perth no spoilers please
>>152546383Because I'll get arrested by the AFP if I ask on socials, and I'll just get >DA JOOZ if I ask /pol/.
>>152546376Would be missing the stumps by like 40cm.
>best fucking episode, unironically brings me to tears at the end every single time
>>152546392you're obviously gonna get the second here as well
Can the Bluey dogs enter heaven?
>>152546395Go back to sharty
oh my god i just wanna play BO1 zombies so fucking bad
>>152546336drive me car on the oval
Does anybody still use Jaapies?
Reminder that aus/pol and blog posting is the hallmark of /afl/
Finna goon until the big bash starts
>>152546410what ethnicity are we feeling
>>152546359it's a retard view point, but their retard viewpoint springs from>Palestine isn't real, they're just Arab Jordanian's who got expelled (irony) or quit to invade Jewish land>Any diversion from this strengthens the idea of Palestinian identity>Recognising Palestine means you're "negotiating with terrorists"It's about here the retard viewpoint really breaks down, because it doesn't make sense to randomly murder Jews in Sydney because Albo recognised Palestine.>By recognising Palestine, Albo is rewarding terrorism and encouraging more attacks on JewsPersonally I think it was just revenge for Gaza being flattened and it just took so long for them to decide to do it and prepare that it would have happened no matter what Albo did. But that doesn't link Albo or Labor to the massacre so the LNP and far-right media aren't interested in that explanation.
>>152546409so fucking truetheyre a fucking stain on the /sp/ (sports) board
morning
>>152546359>caring about this in any way shape of form
>>152546421Caring about anything political is honestly pathetic
walking to toil
>>152546434looking good mate
>>152546434what do you >listen to>drink>smokewhile walking to toil?
how are normgroids where you are reacting to all this bondi stuff?from what i see, absolutely no one - and i mean absolute dead radio silent, no one - seems to give a single shit about it
>>152546421I only care because it looks like civil liberties will end up being trampled to appease certain people. And no, I don't own guns.Anyway, I appreciated the answers I got and I shan't be bringing it up again.
onya joshy
>>152546453Went on escortsandbabes the other day and it was full of trannies
>talking about sex workers>posting NSFW contentsmells like /afl/ here
why is evil winning?
>>152546462Mate why were you there in the first place? Why were you looking up transgender sex workers?
>>152546467I actually am from/afl/
>>152546376Others have tried, and failed
Every teams "star" overseas player in the big bash is a paki kek
>>152546468Nice bloke Australia and good guy south africa joining forces to defeat evil india and evil england
>>152546339if any anon didn't snag this but wanted it, all if not most of those games have been cracked and are available, no multiplayer though obviously
>>152546473Good question
i don't know why it's so funny to me that england are so astonishingly shit at cricketmaybe because they big themselves up so much
SHOOT THE BOERSHOOT SHOOTSHOOT THE BOERSHOOT SHOOTSHOOT THE BOERSHOOT SHOOTTHE COWARDS ARE SCAREDSHOOT SHOOTTHE COWARDS ARE SCAREDSHOOT SHOOT
>>152546479Only ones they can afford
i have a tiny penis and im not happy about it
deanos and golf have killed English cricketerget them all bouldering 3 times a week
I kissed a girl and I liked it
this general is my toilet
don't believe you
>>152546467not me champ I'm from /nrl/
>>152546476>left
Admit it, you cried
>>152546468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtlWoqWLm9Q
>>152546473It shows all genders by default
>/nrl/ falseflagging as /afl/>/afl/ falseflagging as /nrl/It’s all so tiresome
Should probably cook a steak but I just feel like eating bread and butter for dinner
You don’t send a ute to do a hilux job
I see ads of Kalyn Ponga in melbourne but I don't think anyone knows who he is
>steak not /cric/ approved
wish i was rich. i'd eat steak for brekky and lunch every day
>>152546507>aussie MLPnonce
>>152546521What ads are he in
Steak is rubbish usually
stop being a parasite and consuming other beings lifeform fucking assholes
>>152546529JD sports
Just saw an article about who finished first in the HSC.>aboriginal studies>madeline blackmore
Do you guys like Asian girls?
>>152546539Nonce
>>152546542yes, next questionkorean chicks are pillow princesses though
>>152546542south yeah
>>152546542trans yeah
>>152546434Long walk from the bedsit?
>>152546462all me.
>>152546359
>>152546507yeah did honestly
>>152546527Fuck off, idiot. Bluey is the closest thing to soft power we've had since Steve Irwin. Yanks have reported their kids having Aussie accents as a result of it.
The humble rump
>>152546434Is that Stabby St. East London?
>>152546572It's York
>>152546468Weak men create hard timesThat and Karens. Karens everywhere.
I've got their fucking songs stuck in my head now
>>152546476>right arm>back of a length>minimal movement>over the wicketay?
>>152546577Stabby St. York?Huh, never heard of that one.
>>152546579hope they were singing this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxe_gguUc4
>good thread all day filled with neets>wagecucks get home>/pol/, trannies and afl nrl faggots make it shitfuck up cunts
>>152546598I work from home mate.
>>152546598settle petal we're waiting for the cricket
>>152546553is by no means a bedsit
The Hobart simpsons
is the bondi remembrance the new welcome to country?
Why arent they showing the drumming
so we all agree that this match is null and void right?so even if England win the next one Australia win this series 2-1
absolute state of siddle's hair
>>152546598Ill probably be a neet soon but it was a good day. I'd prefer to cop this 40 C heat as opposed to the humid bullshit back in NSW desu
based petey sid having a warnie like midlife crisis
Can someone please explain how a drop in pitch plays differently to a normal one?
>>152546613yeah, welcome to planetyou can guess who the owners are
>smacky opening the bowlingfinna get carted
>>152546621People who love the tropics are smooth-brains
>>152546623bit like a real vag vs post-op vag innit
MUTCH OWAN
DROPPED THE BASHES
just caught a bit of Hartley's commentary first time I've listened to TMS in a long time. Fucking dreadful
less than two shifts left now
>no wicket postsis the bbl, dare i say it, dead?
fucking dumb innings from owen
fuckonly tim david and smacky left worth watching now
>>152546643had a big bet on himself being caught by cartwright in the first over but he fucked the first chance
pooricanes
In the big bash its a requirement for the third umpire to be a cute female
brainlet bash has the big bucks for ultraedge and the ashes can only afford povvo snicko
omg all this cricket!!!the ashes AND the big bashso contrived t20 isn't cricket
>>152546622>Marry a schizo vegan animal worshipper. >Become vegan>Marriage disintegrates as they become insufferable fuckwits due to lack of animal protein.
>>152546513>/nrl/ falseflagging as /afl/If you've been on /afl/ you'd know full well that the political posts and blog posting are part of its culture>its /nrl/ falseflaging as /afl/meanwhile, in reality>>152541895>>152545366>>152545965>>152544476>>152545274>>152545930
we are a community of sexually frustrated white men
>marry a woman>become a womannot worth the risk lads
>>152546661all my postst. /nrl/
If I moved to aus I’d prob move to Adelaide Brissy looks good but too many nogs
>>152546654>big bashassume you're referring to how we bashed the windies bowlers all around the park haha ikwym haha ikwym
will Peter Siddle ever retire?
>>152546653They all want test cricket dead
PETER SIDDLE HAS RETIRED ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>152546661yeah /afl/ actually cares about the state of our country while /nrl/ only cares about consooming their coconut sportsball
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSY3KTNjxsE/
>>152546680Impressive but equally disappointing that he didn't fuck himself upActually no I lie, it's much more disappointing than impressive
I deleted my instagram account
>>152546565Fair enough, kids here have been speaking with American-inflected accents for a few years now
>>152546680>how i scull beers when I dont want to drink the whole thing
>>152546690my gf's account was deleted
Mccullum and Stokes about to be deleted in a couple of days haha
I only had instagram so I could follow lots of hot gym sluts
Stokes hasn't been bad tbf
>>152546703any natural looking ones that went the of evolution route m8?always enjoyed thots with an online presence so you can see them when not a prozzie
>>152546704his play has been finebut he at least needs to be stripped of captaincyhe doesn't have the luxury some other shitty captains (cummins) have, of being surrounded by players who just win games no matter what you do
>>152546598Get an actual job and you'll learn to bantz proper you Gen Z faggot
>>152546661yeah so much worse than coomers and posting shit bets like /nrlel/
my dogs started killing birds when it gets the chance
>>152546720not the worst thing i've heard of a dog (allegedly) doing around here
>>152546718>yeah so much worse than coomers and posting shit bets like /nrlel/you're describing /afl/ again, champ
>>152546720Your dog might have unresolved childhood trauma
>>152546706Yeah plenty of them have onlyfansBut natural ones though? I dunno because most of them are not natural
>>152546704He hasn't been great either. But at least he's showing some balls, fight and grit. Unlike the rest of his useless cronies.
Pope is definitely the most useless cunt in the England team, they need to find someone good to bat at 3
HIT THEIR WICKETS FOR SIX SMACKY!!!! :D
>>152546743he doesn't even look that out of touch, just makes shit decisions constantly
>>152546680
>>152546762one of the cricketing moments of all time
No one watching the bbl. Sad.
smacky batsmanning waiting room
not cricket soulless zoomer shit
have a hernia lads doesn't hurt
>>152546762 what a lad
>>152546637They can't bin her off either because did you know she's a girly with dyslexia and bipolar disorder?
>>152546762what a fuckwit
>>152546762SOVL
i have dyscalculia and all i've heard my entire live is to just "be better" and "try harder" at maths. got no time for dyslexics and all he coddling they get. fuck them.
>>152546762
The big bash really fell off
Bro just got big bashed
Post Alex Hartley in a bikini
>>152546802yeah, the moment's gone
>>152546720this but my cat(s) and snakes
>>152546802>>152546774>>152546642Get over it cunt
>>152546804Its only pakis, indians arent allowed in the big bash
Hartley also has some weird daddy issue thing going on with Aggers ever since he and Tuffers sneaked off from her Manc flat bbq party early
>>152546762*Sighs*. Are we supposed to think it's big or clever to over consume alcohol? Most of us grew out of that stage in university. Whenever I go to cricket matches now I normally just sip on a single double-hopped craft IPA across the day
Hartley posts a lot of coomerbait on insta
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GETS THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
I remember when the bbl had actual overseas stars, nowadays the overseas stars are literal whos
>>152546815Do you want to have sex with her?
>>152546818go on then
You say: "I grew up listening to 12th Man"I hear: "My dad was racist"
>>152546793>dyscalculia >dyslexia No such thing, you're just a fucken retard, no shame in it
Y’all ever guess which ‘image is not like the others’ on the captcha before scrolling through all 5 images, it often pays off but when it doesn’t you lose a lot of time, not sure if it’s time effective to guess the wrong one when you see the half circle or the upside down numbers in the first couple of slides
>>152546817weakest bait I've ever seen
>>152546822as i keep saying all they've got is a bunch of pakis
>>152546821The moon is full, my wine is red,Bacchus is whispering in my head;I'll have a sloppy wank tonight,And give poor Phoebe quite the fright.
wala pickled pork, chips and veg
>>152546836Too many sides, meat and chippies look yummy
>>152546825
>>152546836good looking chippies, deep fryer?
>>152546836>walaits voila champ
>>152546836lgm
>>152546843Thanks
>>152546827i'll admit i'm shit at maths, this is just what the whitecoats said i havepoint being people shit at linguistics get coddled but people shit at maths are to basically gitgudlmao
>>152546843Feet?
>>152546843>dubai
>>152546774reeee I overslept and missing it
>>152546793We're all in this together <3
When I get barely any (you)s all day it really fucks with my mental health
>>152546856>porta potty
What on earth do rich white girls get up to in Dubai?
>>152546843Why are Brits so obsessed with going on holiday to Dubai?
>>152546861ask more questions that give people the opportunity to be funny
Tim ‘Tim David’ David
>>152546861
Tim 'two first names' David
>>152546865lay in the sun getting baked and drinking penistailswhat else would they possibly do?
What did you lads ask Santa to bring you for Christmas?
I’m afraid this bbl will see the sad decline and ultimate end of smackswell
>>152546878couple books on game designand some more jockeys
>>152546847It's a /ck/ meme, boss
SMACKY IS BIGGER THAN THE BBL
>>152546878a gf
dogs crying to go to bed so might have to watch the rest of this in bed myself
>>152546882sure it is champ
now that was a fucking wallop right for a chemist warehouse 4
>>152546836could make climbing shoes out of that pork
>>152546878This test going four days so I can spend Saturday on the beers enjoying the end of the working year properly
i have never heard of çhamp' or 'boss' being derogatory until i came here
what kind of faggot posts in /ck/
>>152546846Yeah deep fryer, i use super fry as the oil much better than canola
>>152546903based, mumza used to use that when us kids were growing up and canola it just isn't the same
>>152546899champing someone is a normie meme
wadelet playing loosey goosey
why do I pay for this absolute dogshit
>24 degrees outsideTime to open up the house or nah
>>152546916how is your internet so bad
>>152546836Based fat bastard
lots of building work going in York it's the York century now
>>152546787The bloke put on a show and entertained a dozen or so people with a bit of light-hearted fun.You're a fuckwit.
>>152546920hold out a bit mate, go for 22 then open her up
>>152546921it's fine though, kayo is just another example of a service getting worse and charging more
>>152546823I'd prefer they retired her from TMS. Ali Mitichell is the only good female comm atm
>>152546938my image is always perfectthe only issue I have with kayo is the memory leak causing it to freeze the tab after 3-4 hrs, but that takes 5 seconds to fix
>>152546940dont do my girl izzy like that aye
>>152546907Yeah it's definitely not the same, way more expensive but worth it
Hobart are far too light here
>>152546932dont care fuck off
smackys depressed tonight
>>152546944Izzy Westbury the posh toff? Guha ruined her herself dumbing down for convicts unironically she's worse than Hartley now
>>152546944im not sure if I want to have sex with her
>>152546941yeah always had the memory leak as welljust does my head in sometimes, been banging hammers all day and listening on the radio just want to watch the highlights for fucks sake
>>152546793I've always struggled with basic mathematics (ie doing times tables in my head) but my brother can do times tables in his head.He's also a degenerate gambler who's almost ruined his and his family's life on more than one occasion. I rarely gamble unless for a bit of fun and well within my financial reach.On top of that, I can analyse and interpret statistics and graphs reasonably well. Being "mathematically literate" doesn't make you smart. It's more about using basic logic to work out that "throwing it all on black" for a rush isn't a good idea.
>>152546959Guha just gets mesmerised by the AusGODs reckon she wants to fuck all of em even the old blokes izzys got a nice voice plus shes cute as and really gets into it
rooting for the stars, I want maxwell, being the washed af, poofy, >lel blame alcoholism on depression dickhead cry like the homo he is for all the world to see.
Yeah Isa Guha is a fangirl of all the old Australian players
>>152546817Nothing about being big or clever. It's about sanity and survival.
dyslexia isnt even real just dumb cunt cope
kellaway is a good looking fella
>>152546971Pretty sure throwing it on black just takes a dopamine addiction and no mathematical skill
Father Time catches up to everyone eventually, even smacky
Australia are winning
>>152546957You do care. Cause you have no friends and are generally unlikable. But its not too late. I'll be your friend :)
>>152546994Why would you want to be his friend
snapped at the adhd girl at work todayshe just talks and talks and talks, generally in circles, and doesnt give anyone a moment to interjecttold her she had been making the same point for 20mins, and that I need to get some work done before christmas
>>152546994kek
>>152546977also he married a jeet
DO THE CATCH SMACKY
>>152546975Guha was good but just guffaws for half an hour with Tuffers. Hartley when she isn't talking about her mentul 'elf isn't actually as dumb about cricket as she portrays. Talksport is better than TMS now can't believe i have to say that
>>152547000She sounds hot I want to fuck her
MEMESWELL
>>152547012shes definitely suckable
>>152547017fuckable*
>>152546988My point was that my brother being able to do "9 times 17" in his head whereas I struggle, doesn't mean he's "good at mathematics" Although people like him claim to be good at maths and treat other people like retards, even though they cant use basic logic.
this is one of the memest memehit innings i've seen
>>152547024thats middleschool mathreal math that you could actually get value from is more like a puzzle, part logic part abstraction
>>152546999Because he obviously needs a friend. Poor little fella
thinking about my crushing forehands yesterday and how much id love to unleash them on certain middle aged Indian man
Taking an englel batting corr gonna have to use the strong bleach
>>152547024multiplication tables is rote memory it’s nothing that an actor can’t do and acting doesn’t require high intelligence and real chads only bet on green
Notice no ones bothered to post in Zachy's new laugh at England thread
>UK to “encourage” Apple and Google to put nudity-blocking systems on phones
DON'T hey bud me fella
>>152547044nta but I have a really hard time remembering numbers, rote memory or not, could never learn times tables and hand on my heart could not tell you any of my immediate family members birthdays beyond the month
Zachy
Peter Siddle would open England's bowling
who wants to tug my fucking dick off
I can't look at Peter Siddle, his hair makes me sick.
>>152547060It doesn’t mean you’re not intelligent it only means you don’t remember things easily like lists and stuff probably the lyrics of songs etc, like you can remember who won the footy but not the score
>>152547070whats his shtick?
>>152547030>>152547044I think we're all in agreement here, I'm jusy probably not articulating myself too well cause I've had 10 beers.Basically what I'm saying is that being able to read and interpret statistics, data, graphs is a more important trait than "lol I don't need a calculator to do my 7 times tables"
>>152547078Yeah way more
Ok ok I’m upTime for some smacky then the darts
Understanding why your team lost is more important than knowing by how many
joe clarke the typa nigga to carry the one true ring
>>152547093>>152547093>>152547093
>>152546507>cheaply throwing away his wicket so a fielder feels good about themselvesCould this save the ashes?
>>152545984chat, is this real?
