Previous : >>153413568Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleGooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll edition
>hockey OP
i love the olympics
>>153422195Why do these pants keep exposing vag?It's only speed skaters pants
>>153422195coomer btfo!
>>153422101You just split the /hoc/ thread jack ass
>>153422222because its kino
>>153422222it happens in luge too
>just realized the word Alpine comes from AlpsI'm dumb.
>>153422256wait till you hear about spa
>>153422233I am in both threads, we need some people making webms!Kind of a slow morning, hockey last night, hockey today, more curling prelims. Snowboarding kicks off in 2 hours and then biatholon and cross country, finally skeleton and the biggie this afternoon figure skating men's final.This morning going to be a bit slow going.
>>153422256don't look into bikini
Soon we skiing again :D
>>153422278>>153422300Um, explain
>>153422292>biggie this afternoon figure skating men's final.Gay
>>153422222It decreases drag to keep the crotch fabric in their butthole and vagina
>>153422256I'm partial to calling it dolomitic skiing
Cross-country skiing in about 20 bings
>>153422317Bikini comes from how everyone's clothes got blown off while they were watching nuclear bomb testing at Bikini Atoll and all they were left with was their underwear.
What should I watch? The women's snowboarding cross I was watching just ended
how many escort are working in the village right now?
>>153422366cross country skiing for another norwegian gold for an hour and then hockey
Women's bobsled starts soon too, but it's only training.
>>153422393Just Eileen Gu, huge lineup but it's moving
What has been your favorite event so far, bros? The short track speed skating was a riot.
>>15342242290s night at figure skating was fun
The scream lmaohttps://x.com/i/status/2021409603976823111
>>153422404IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO HAVE SEX WITH EILEEN GU STAY IN LINE
The fack is taking so long for cross-country to start?
>>153422449kek brutal
>cross-country skiers have staggered start timesCan the last one to start even possibly catch up?
crosscountry is so painful to watching, why don't they do split screen with overview, all they're showing is the start and the first 1km of the course and cutting back
>>153422449LMAO
>>153422594probably not, the snow would be shit by then
wtf kek
the burger got lost and went the wrong wayKEK
>>153422621>>153422625
they need to hold the olympics in the arctic circle its clearly not cold enough with all these shirts off
>>153422621be the pinguin
these suits sems too tight in the crotch area, these guys must be suffering
>Condom shortage in Cortina: athletes' village runs out of 10,000 condoms after three days, athletes seek alternatives
>>153423109
>>153423109could you, like, go through the suit >>153422195?
>>153423109Has to be an attachment somewhere in the box
womens' snowboard cross soon lads
what are we watching rn?
>>153423321Ice Hockey
>>15342332130 minutes from nowSnowboard Crossthen Biathlon3 houra from nowskeletonspees skating6h30 hours from nowsbiwboarding halfpipe final7h from nowfigure skating final
>>153423321Biathlon in an hour and dota on second screen
>>153423434>dotabasedhunter
>>153423377>no short track today
The cross-country skiers are such bros, hugging each other as they finish.
>>153423544>ywn have frensit's over
>>153421715>>153421715>>153421715womens snowboard cross heats
>>153423541Sarault love
>>153423609Um, where are her boobs?
>>153423609pretty petite feet
>>1534231092,800 athletes btw
what would happen if one of the biathletes decided to start shooting people?
where's the /bia/ thread at? does no one care about the men's race?
>>153424210They have .22s. It would be like shooting someone with a bb gun.
cross country/biathlon thread>>153423446>>153423446>>153423446
>>15342423222 only feels like that to us because of our tolerance. 22 would blow these foreigners away.
>>153424286Still not using your shitty general
>>153424299>toleranceare you guys trained at getting shot from a young age or is your resistance genetically imprinted at this point?
>>153424286I made a biathlon thread because I couldn't find one, what the fuck is this title cretins ?>>153424321>>153424321>>153424321
>>153424210It would be extremely painful.
>>153424458its /biathlon/ just post there, the regulars aren't going to leave their safe space
>>153424529Maybe you could name it "biathlon" so that we know it's about biathlon, just a suggestion...
I'm horny
>>153424579Why don't you tell them, retard
>somehow, france wins everything
I can't take it anymore. I have become too good at picking up women.I am disgusted by the amount of them I got lined up for sex, and especially by my ability to psy-op them into indulging in my most degenerate fetishes.Miserere mei, Deus.
>>153424992steady on there, sturla
>have to listen to australian anthem again
uhyall got any streams
>>153425040https://olympicstreams.co/
Australia is just the better version of Canada
Embarassing
>>153425080thank you goulash man
>>153424992we all have our crosses to bear
how the fuck do we have more gold medals than some countries that actually have snow?
why do they have speed skating 10000m but not 100000m?
>>153425080
>>153424992is sex a sport
>the people's republic of can'tada have less gold medals than australia Lmao
>>153425101holy based
>>153425118You score in "modern" sports, snowboard, acrobatics etc
>>153422477Alysa/Eileen hate sex
>>153425080Why does this never work for me, is it my GPU or Firefox or what ?
>>153425169t. unc
>>153425224The site is buried under ad aids; I had to try clicking play over 30 times.
Going to bed nowMaybe one of these nations who struggle at winter sports, such as Canada, will finally win a gold medal by the time I wake up
Is there a scientific reason why skiers are more attractive than snowboarders?
>>153425224adblocker?>>153425252the problem is if you allow too much through it's completely unusable
>>153425257Skiing is for old money aristocrats.
>>153425272I don't think europeans appreciate this fact enough, they are surrounded by skiing opportunities.For americans, skiing is considered a luxury/rich person sport. We are also lower on the line of latitude compared to Europe, so overall warmer.
>>153425252>>153425261I tried with or without ads, even on fucking TOR safety on and off, nothing works.
>>153425101better than Canada
>>153425272>>153425331>skiing is considered a luxury/rich person sporthow is snowboarding any less expensive
>>153425347It's not but it's for new money kids who got into it because of Shaun White and not their parents.
>nothing on besides curlingGrim
ski and snowboardcross are the most based events in the olympics
>>153425101Winning gold is for white countries ONLY(Japan is honorary)
>>153425101Canadabros, what happened?
>>153425080uBlock origin + NextDNS, works a treat>>153425101
>>153425362snowboarding has been a thing since at least the 80s and has been hugely popular since the 90s.
>>153425347Your country is weird; all winter sports are uncommonly cheap because almost every facility is close to high speed rail, there's virtually no crime, and there are a lot of local clubs that can get you access to lessons and equipment easily.In other countries, winter sports involve joining a very expensive regional club, paying for all your own equipment, moving to a winter sports hub, managing your own security, etc. So all winter sports are rich-coded, with skiers being from old-money families and snowboarders being new-rich since the '90s. It's not like Japan where, like, Reira Iwabuchi could look at skis and snowboarding and say "yeah, I'll go with that one". t. do most of my curling in Karuizawa and Kitami
>>153425383For me the endurance events biathlon etc. are just hard to follow, kind of repetitive boring.The cross events are quicker, easier to follow, more exciting.
>>153425408By old money I'm talking about people who live in 1000 year old castles. Meanwhile the most famous snowboarder was discovered by Tony Hawk in a skate park.
>>153425347why come you guys don’t have good alpine ski racers?
>>153425423tony hawk is almost 60 anon
>>153425458How does no one understand how time works? This happened 30 years ago. Yes, we are old now. But not as old as ski families who are skiers because if you go back to the beginning they had to use skis to cross the street because they lived in winter wonderlands with no snowplows.
>>153425101Canada will probably get some meme medals and overtake us, but are we really going to beat New Zealand?
>>153425411>>153425429>Your country>you guysI am a white person living in Japan. me speaking English coherently should have given it away.but anyway I've been here for 5 years now and I snowboard regularly so at least I'm familiar with the local culture>>153425411fair but Reira Iwabuchi is also ugly af which just reinforces the stereotype I was asking about>>153425429Japanese people are autistic about snowboarding in particular and it's more common to see various snowboard competitions than anything ski-related. I guess the snow sport culture developed quite differently.
>>153425503>I am a white person living in Japan
chinese curling baddie
who /curling/ here?
>>153425526Hockey only
>>153425526I appreciate your pictures italibro but could you make some webms for me too?
>>153425526shes a big girl
love unmuting a women's stream and instantly hearing the commentators making excuses for them
>>153425337maybe it depends on the country works fine for me on Firefox with ublock
>>153425224Use Brave
>>153425547I post in the other threads, unless someone else already makes them
>Friday afternoon>Nothing on
>>153425588numpty, curling's on, GB-KOR
fuck I overslepthaven't felt this sleep deprived since I had a job, forgot this shitty feeling
Watching the Norwegian asthma competition because my tv overlords have so decided
>>153425503>I am a white person living in Japan. me speaking English coherently should have given it away.Ah. I grew up in Japan and now live in both.>Reira Iwabuchi is also ugly afMaybe it was just going through puberty around Japanese girls but Reira is a 10/10 to me.>Japanese people are autistic about snowboardingThis is because they're literally biologically perfect for it, wider hips, stockier, stronger legs, broader inner ear channels, higher torso-to-leg ratios, etc. It's really weird that they only got the sport in the '80s, because they have a natural advantage over most other races doing it.
>>153425588kissu
>>153425588Quiet before the storm, men's figure skating singles in a few hours>>153425586Roger, thanks, there is another italian in the /curl/ thread who just posts pictures, was hoping to get some webms.
>>153425588Friday the 13th. dun dun dun
>>153425588skeleton female ASS in fifteen minutes you cretin
how is she so perfect bros
>>153425634>It's really weird that they only got the sport in the '80sBecause the mountainous regions of Japan that actually get enough snow for slopes are basically unpopulated and since all of their infrastructure was built after WW2 there's little to no connection to any remote or sparsely populated areas. All the jp snowboarders fly overseas to train.
>>153425668You're more perfect
>>153425665jiggly ass death slide, nice
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
>>153425693BASED BASED BASED
>>153425650Thats not me
>>153425665Excellent, I will watch
>Canada women's curling won 120 of their last 140 games. last 2 WCbig USA upset with that 4pt end
>>153425680Growing up in the late '90s/'00s, there was a huge campaign to get people to take the (then new) Akita Shinkansen and Tohoku Shinkansen up north to do winter sports. It felt like it was everywhere, especially with the Nagano games having just happened.Like, I remember playing this train simulator and the announcer on the Akita route literally says "BE SURE TO STOW ALL SKIS AND SNOWBOARDS" and calls out the names of ski mountains. It was really omnipresent.
>>153425768Shit; now that I think about it, there really WAS a winter sports craze in Japanese media then. No wonder they became so good at winter sports.
>>153425612Probably want to avoid watching that, lel.>>153425588Speed skating starting up now.
>>153425680but culturally snowboarding is very popular nowadays. for example most women don't really do sports in japan after graduating school (except for the usual meme sports for women) but somehow snow sports attract even women.
>>153425680But Hokkaido is perfect for winter sports
>>153425750I'm not much for curling but it looks like you've got us dead to rights here. Fortunately it's not the elimination round, but it should make for a good rematch later.
>>153425827too perfect for its own good. it literally becomes an Australian colony for the whole winter
>>153425808Winter sports are more appealing to women because it lets them do natural woman things (dressing up in fun clothes, accessorizing equipment, playing in the snow, and taking selfies on mountains)
Americans OUT
>>153425827powder snow isn't very good for racing
someone make a skeleton threadits bunda time
>>153425834The Aussies are annoying, to be sure, but I'd take them any day over the random clusters of Pakistanis that just sort of mill about in Ebetsu raping the locals ever since BlackRock dumped them there in 2021.Not to bring up politics too much, but hopefully now with a supermajority Onoda will clean them up and the past 3 years of them will just be a cautionary tale.
SKELETON LIVELET'S SEE SOME JIGGLY ASSES.
dios mio.....
>>153425827It's actually not. Too much ice makes slopes treacherous and expensive to maintain.Still, for all of the pacific it's basically just Hokkaido or crossing the whole fucking ocean to west coast NA.
>>153425878>no assfacing onboard camera
>>153425877I didn't even know that about EbetsuI find it really nice though how in almost every place on earth once you take the ski lift up the mountain suddenly there are zero undesirable ethnicities around (except australians I guess)
>>153425892What differentiates someone good vs someone bad at this sport?
>her wife of Brazil...
>>153425935jiggle physics
>>153425935ass
biathlon is gay as fuck dudes skiing in leggings
>>153425937
>>153425892>>153425944what are the chances of the drone crashing into the ass of one of the athletes live?
>>153425935good=fastbad=slowsimple as
>>153425933Aussies get my "OK foreigner" pass, in that they're really loud and annoying and they should probably be severely quota'd, but at least their annoying way of life is also good in a vacuum.Like, yeah, when they all sing on the train, it's annoying and it's bad that it's happening in Japan, but it's fun when it happens in Australia and I'd hate for them to stop doing it there, if that makes sense.Do you live up in Hokkaido?
damn the sleds weigh like 80 pounds
more like skid merchant am i right
>>153425971imagine how hot this sport would look if they were naked or in bikins
>>153425991in English, pointdexter, not all of us are scientists here!
>tfw no skelly gf
new olympic sport idea: sliding down the ice track on skates
This Brazil woman is the wife of the german who went earlier.Gross.
>>153426001the banter is definitely not culturally compatible with Japan but I agree it's not that big of a deal if you're westernthe bigger issue is them driving up the prices all over hokkaido. I earn well for japanese standards but, especially since a couple of years ago, the big resorts in hokkaido make me feel like I'm poor>Do you live up in Hokkaido?Tokyo, but I work remotely so I spend a large part of every winter in Hokkaido snowboarding and eating lamb
wew
>>153426049We've had that for ages but they refuse to make it an Olympic sport for some reason.
>>153425953
>>153423617boobs=not aeronot aero=not qualifying for the Olympicssimple as
The German has nice bunda
>>153425935same principles as the downhill skiing abstractly. there's ideal lines for the curves and if you don't hit your turns right you'll lose speed which becomes cumulative down the track. on top of obvious wall bumps and skids. so being able to hit your lines and make corrections
>>153426142Mine is nicer
>>153426067would you frown upon me if i wanted to migrate to Japan exclusively for Hokkaido and the seasonal tokyo merch store trip? I lived 10 years in Alberta, Canindia and spent most of my time chasing winter activities to stay away from the reality downtowni know you guys are full of so many peruvian japs and i know some of them fail to integrate to their asian side for some fucking reason, imagine shitting on that rare spawn privilege
>>153423109They grab a dozen condoms or so just as souvenirs. The belief that there are just nonstop orgies is not true at all
>>153426189>would you frown upon me if i wanted to migrate to JapanWhy would you care?
>>153426215when you get young hot people together with privacy from home there is always cheek clapping, but sure it's probably overstated.
You know, it only just struck me and I feel stupid: luge and skeleton are different not just in whether you're going feet-first or headfirst, but your centre of gravity is going to be different, which affects your steering
>>153426174describe it
>>153426229because soon enough they'll start rounding up immigrants with brown souls, once the boomers are gone its brown hunt fiesta (i agree with them wholeheartedly)
>>153426189nobody will frown, at worst japs may seethe internally and then post angry tweets about you
>who runs the fastestOK>who jumps the furthestOK>who slides down the hill the fastest head first????
>>153425831ruh rohtoss up now
please DO NOT rape us Czechia
Goddamn these asses are so perfect I need me a puerto rico skelly baddie
>>153425403All our money goes to hockey, then the small amount leftover goes to "empowered women", who are to babied and coddled in life over here and given an easy life so they don't know how to step up when it matters.
>>153423880>2,800 athletes No anon, 2,800 athletes in total in both Milan and Cortina. Cortina has about 1,000 or so athletes meaning every athlete is going through 10 condoms every 3 days or 40 condoms throughout their stay.
apparently the endurance athletes are taking shots of broccoli juice to reduce lactic acid build up
>>153426715I held a girl's hand once 15 years ago and these guys are fucking three times a day when do I get to jdimsa already?
I hate tntsports coverage compared to eurosport even though its a rebrand of the same channel. feels like they editorialize shit way more.
>>153426715but you know, only half of them have penis so it is more about amount of condoms per phallusas someone said, for many of them it is just le funny memorabilia
(quietly) allez les bleues
>>153425503>Reira IwabuchiNever heard of her before. Looked her up and she's qt. What are you talking about ugly af
>>153426761Do the wrappers have a drawing of the stoat mascot wearing one?
>>153426049Ever seen crashed ice? It's that, but with hitting
>>153426764WANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Idea: they should ritz up the little tractors they use for resurfacing the ice for the ice events (hockey, figure skating etc). Like doing a little lightshow, or jousting, or something
>>153427085make the zamboni look like a ferrari or something cool
>>153425944why don't they fit a small camera inside the helmet?
when is skeleton back?
is there anything on at the moment?feel like I'm just sat here getting drunker clicking various tabs but not getting anywhere
>>153427251womens skeleton is about to start and mens speed skating is on
>>153427214now
>>153426340Literally ever foreigner in Japan is secretly praying for the day the ISA kicks their door in and announces they're forcibly deporting all non-Yamato people; that's basically baseline lmao you're not terribly unique there.As for whether you should feel guilty, think about it this way: who would you rather live in Japan? You, who would work to limit and reverse immigration to your new home, or an Indian, who very much would not?
>>153427358thanks lad
Madison got me Chocked up
>>153427424that's her mom on the couch??>She is of Hawaiian, Chinese, German, English, Irish, French, and Dutch descent. La'akea means "sacred light from heaven" and Te-Lan (特è˜) means "unique orchid."made for- uh, hmm
Almost nothing the rest of the day apart from figure skating
>>153425944i had no clue butts could move so quickly
This 10k skating is so much funToo bad in brown countries like mine there would never be facilities to train it
>>153427533curling in one bong
>>153427533Shittiest day so far
>>153427533men's halfpipe kino in 1 bong 30 bings
>>153427564I think you start on short track and if you're fast you get pushed into long track thne you can go train somewhere with good facilities. short track just needs a regular ice rink.
>>153427533curling and ice hockeytoday belongs to the true north strong and free
>>153426384Seems reasonable to me. Get from the top of the hill to the bottom as fast as possible. Same as getting from one location to another as fast as possible on foot.
Best event of the winter games coming up today
>>153427639I'm actually a women's sports respecter, but this one in particular is crazy in how different the men and women are. The women look like amateurs just happy to make it to the bottom without falling while the men are doing spins and flips I can't even comprehend.
>black people>in the winterlympicsIs this allowed?
>>153427679cuba gooding jr broke the color barrier
>"damn this chick has a nice ass">takes off helmet, shes blackthat explains it
>>153427613I actually missed it, thanks
I'm eating a Döner :)
Watching the skeleton and can't stop thinking about how they all have anuses sliding down at these fast speeds.>A field of anuses, just like a pack ofwolves.>Physicists say that holes are not the absence of particles but particles traveling faster than the speed of light. Flying anuses, speeding vaginas, there is no castration.
>>153427762craving fish & chips but the gf wants a pizza :/
>bunda bunda sport>Brazil takes first
>>153427762
>>153427845That isn't even a Döner. Thats a Lahmacun
do we really need so many events around traversing flat terrain on skis at different distances, traversing flat terrain on skis and shooting rifles, etc?
>>153427845fugg might get a donair from tony's for the hockey game
>>153427845you'll have a fit when you'll see what a french taco is
>>153427845What's the difference between this and a doner?
>rolls into your thread
Looking more and more like GB might get their first medal from bunda slide.
>>153427980CAM ON GBSLIDE SOME FACKIN SLEDS
>>153427921Döner: white bread bunLahmacun: pizza dough-like wrap
I cursed it :(
>>153427980>>153428029Germans dropping the hammer lol
>>153427845donair meat + sauce (milk, sugar, vinegar, garlic) on pita bread
>>153427795medals are a gilded prolapsed orifice
>canada has 0 medals>not a single event left where we are are favoured to win goldits so over
Men's drama skating in 20 minutesWomen's hockey : USA vs Italy in 2 hoursMore Curling prelimsBut man this weekend gonna be crazy busy : skeletons, bobsleds, speed skating, figure skating, freestyle skiing etc.Hoping the French take more gold medals away from the Nords in the alpine and biathlon events.
heard the french were rigging medals
>>153428387>Women's hockey : USA vs Italywell that's not very nice
Which curling match should I watch?
>>153428387>Women's hockey : USA vs Italy in 2 hoursplease be nice to my future wife, I couldn't stand to see her get hurt
>>153428387how long from now will the last figure skating group be do you reckon? I want to watch the halfpipe finals.
>Tfw no Equestrian at the Winter Olympics
>>153428382More short tracks coming up, you guys should get 1 gold from them. And hockey looking good for mens.>>153428082Few more heats to go, but no doubt the Germans dominate. But hey a Czech won in speed skating today against the Dutch.
>>153428441Just watch multiscreen like me
>>153428461>And hockey looking good for mens.Doubt it, Finland and USA are too strong
>>153428441Halfpipe finals in about 1.5 hours, but 25 skaters in mens figure skating, so I'm gonna guess, its gonna take 1-2 hours.
This is genuinely the least gay male figure skater
>wake up>see the italian hosts have given themselves more medalthis shit is ridiculous
>>153428515He does it for the girls
>>153428442I hope we get a dog sledding event as a demonstration someday
>>153428387>Women's hockey : USALiterally who can stop them from winning every game by 4+ goals?
Curling is so fucking boring to watch
>>153428582It's an intellectual sport. You wouldn't understand.
>>153428591>>153428591>>153428591halfpipe thread
Does anyone know when the IOC are going to resolve the issues with their medal table data? It's still showing us on zero medals for some bizarre reason.
what are we watching?
>>153428673mens skeleton
>>153422621Wanted to make sure they all got a view of the guns
>>153425101>Finland in the shadow realm
Has anybody complained about the lack of diversity in these games yet? There's gotta be someone who is seething about it.
>>153428630You and us both bong bro. Even Australia has 2 golds
>>153428492>finlandlol
>>153428812Look at this for instance>>153428461Finn players are actually trying meanwhile that Swedish dude is just standing there staring at the puck
>>153428812aren't you ranked 2nd* in the world?*russia
Finally got all my errands done and ready to watch /oly/
>>153428831exactly, swedes weren't even trying yet>>153428835>iihf rankingslol
>>153428492You and us are the clear top two but your team seems like a complete juggernaut. Yours to lose, no?
>>153428782Normies are too busy bitching about the cold or posting about being on a beach in winter like we're supposed to be jealous to be worried about the winter olympics, cold is a normfags worst nightmare and the only way to increase diversity is to make the winter olympics be 80 degrees
>>153428782>begging for someone to be mad atkwab
Did they do the one where they cross country ski and shoot 22's yet? That's the only winter event I usually care about
I'm watching Peacock's Gold Zone.
>>153428960The shooting part is gay. I'd rather they just keep skiing.
Is weed still banned even though there is clearly no evidence that it increases performance enhancement?
Henlo, does anyone know where to find the actual courses (gpx tracks and elevation profiles) for the xc ski events?
>>153429055Nah it enhances performance, look at Michael Phelps
I hate to be that guy buy why haven't I seen a single black person in these winter olympics. Its bizarre.
>3 japanese on the podium right nowholy shit
>>153429176because you don't watch cross country skiing
Always my fellow Americans talking about nogs
I think they should, for just one cycle, swap the winter and summer lympics. Move them to the southern hemisphere and do the winter games in july and the summer games in february.
>>153429014That's what makes it a good event though. They're exhausted from skiing and now they have to shoot before going skiing again
Why are we so shit?
The leafs are the biggest kwabs so far, imo
>>153429309wouldn't they have to do this when australia hosts?
>>153429309got any other dumb ideas?
>>153429333Because you don't get snow
>>153429340The cost of Canada making it hard to buy land despite having a ton of it I guess, moved everybody to the city where they turn into a bunch of faggots
>>153429345Oh shit, I forgot that the 2000 Sydney games were in September. Not really their summer, but closer.
>>153429340>Norway gets a hundred medals in all the shit skiing sports nobody gives a fuck about
>>153429400spring olympics
>Pure mens events on atmSausage fest Friday
So the athletes do actually do tricks in the halfpipe. When watching the women's halfpipe earlier they'd do one or two spins per jump.
At the gym doing squats so my ass can look like a speed skaters
>>153429721based. big target = more hits, that's Science
>>153422449>111checkedRAAAAHHH
>>153427359Fair enuff anon, I like the way you think bc you didn't immediately dismiss me for not being born in a white countryI tried doing the same during my decade with your upstairs neighbors, but they definitely funded and gave elite treatment to indians and somalis/arabs compared to the rest of us
>>153429820We're all foreigners to the Japanese people. (As we should be.)> they definitely funded and gave elite treatment to indians and somalis/arabs compared to the rest of usYeah, it's fucking disgusting.
>>153425403We aren't supposed to start winning golds until the 16th (except grondin for snowcross but he choked)
>me pretending I know where czechia is or even how to spell it
japanese men too strong
>>153430480cute!
holy shit the difference between men and women in half pipe
>>153430467>>153430480please let this disincentivize the rush to BWC by Asian athletes and instead get Japanese girls excited about big Yamato snowboards.
>>153430541japanese race needs to be saved.
>>153430541shes a snowboarder herself thats mitsuki ono
>>153430243>https://www.sporcle.com/games/Chenchilla/europe-findI mixed up Estonia and Lithuania. I did better than I expected in the Balkans though. Also I only got Moldova because I was lucky it was last.
>>153430580She should have Yamato children.
>>153430627that's good work brother
Damn Lizzie Yarnold pulled the ripcord huh
>>153430627yay :)
>Ukraine skaters keeps fucking upUkraine needs more money! Obviously the West has let him down!
are we watching skeleton lads?
>>153431024urine skater bombed his run
>>153430243in burgerstan we call it the czech republic, I use czechia though because it sounds cooler
>>153431102Just tuned in
>>153431102
>>153431324based
>>153429176>he missed Mistique Ro in women's skeleton
>>153429176There were a lot during the opening ceremony
>half of the commercials are fat loss drugs nowI guess it's better than McDonalds
>>153427795Based Deleuzean Olympics enjoyer
Canadians and Swedes shoving and cursing at each other in curling lmao
>Canadian curler called one of the Swedes a f*ggotwtf lol
>>153431634It's crazy how intense the /curl/ thread is. Wasn't even expecting that.
>>153431702Link, all I saw was him yelling "FUCK OFF!"
>>153431634It's the ca*adi**s chimping out and cheating. The swedes were respectful and played with proper decorum.
>import a bajillion Indians>suddenly your olympians cheat in the most honor-bound sport at these thingsHMMMMM
>our hockey qts are only on pace to win 3-0 instead of 5-0Wtf, this is bullshit.
Brits about to win the first gold
>>153429418Norway is to skiing events as America is to swimming events. The "Norwegian Michael Phelps" is trying to break the medals record.
>>153430627this plus i don't know anything in the exjugo region
we just need this bong to wipe out
CAM ON
no such luck
FUCK YEAHWHAT A FUCKING RUN SON
BRITAIN GOLD
>this is brits 4th gold in skeleton lol that's a random sport to be good at
IT'S COMING HOME
>>153431780>Brings up Indians out of nowhereYou ok big guy?
I don't know a single thing about this sport but that run looked visibly cleaner than everybody elses by far
>>153431966He made it look so easy, don't even think he ever even had to life a leg.
congrats GB4 track records
>lie down and do nothing>winwhat a sport
WHAT THE HELL HOW THE FUCK DOES THE COUNTRY OF JIM RATCLIFFE HAVE ONE MORE GOLD THAN CANADACANADA IS THE GREATEST WINTER SPORTING NATION IN THE WORLD, THIS ISN’T HAPPENING
it's home..
>>153432046weaselled into the sitting down sport genre, which we're allowed to be kind of OK at (equestrian, rowing + sailing, etc)
I was asleep.What went wrong for Scotty James? I saw he fell on his final run, but did the japanese still deserve to win?
>>153431966Is there a webm of it?
>>153432066Ottawa has lost the Mandate of Heaven.Our response will be clear and unambiguous. We will liberate the Great White North. Stand by for a special military operation.
How common is it for drivers dying in skeleton and where is the wenn?
>>153432176One of the bong commentators said that the scoring was controversial, and his second run should have won.
What did the brits win a gold in?
>>153432284Skeleton
>>153431817Lmao 5 minutes into the 2nd and it's now 4-0. Literally who can stop us?
>>153432284men's skeleton
So who won the narrative today?
>>153432221A Georgian man died at the 2010 Olympics.
>>153432284>>153432338Krauts in shambles.
>>153432375The Vancouver track was insane.
>>153432353Czechia
>>153432353Jap snowboardersBrits getting on the boardLiterally anyone else but the leafs
>>153432353
>>153432375>>153432420I feel like there haven't been any crashes in luge or skellyman this year, even minor ones. Takes some of the excitement away t.bh if it's too safe.
Lads I don't want to alarm you but we've finally got a medal.
we did it bros... i love you all
>>153428630i fixed it
Why are nordoids like this?
Greetings from Kazakhstan
>ice sport giant>global giant
>>153429418the winter olympics only exist because of skiingall those halfpipe mixed double triple relay team 10k + 10k events were added as padding, but alpine ski, cross country and ski jump are the OGs
>>153432397england has been good in skeleton for yearsthey have decided to put all their focus in the one niche nobody else cares about and it's paying off
>fighting in a blowout
>>153432880I can't watch stuff like this, I always feel bad for them :(
>>153432466Yeah, they've tamed the tracks since 2010. And now skicross and snowboardcross suck because they've been solved.
>>153432880It's so weird to see anyone fall at the Olympics that my first lizard brain thought was "AI video".
>>153432931I feel bad too but these are rich kids from rich families. Probably some Samsung money.
let's go kageyama-san
>>153433022have you not seen women halfpipe?i guess they call it half pipe because half of them fell
>>153433064he's failed. bye bye!
>>153433119:(
>>153431780Retard hereWhat's cheating about this? Didn't let go soon enough?
>>153432718>alpine skii dont think downhill and the likes were part of the first winter games
>>153433135can't touch it after letting it go
>>153432610
seppuku.
>canadians >politePick one >>>/wsg/6092118
built for bwc
quadgod bros...
>>153433266you think johnny weir tapped that?
holy choke, this is our god?
>>153433266KWAB
WHAT THE FUCK MALININ NOOOOOOOOO
yikes.
it's over josh allen tier choke job right now
the fall god but because its rigged judges, he'll still win
LMAO THAT SISSY IS CRYING
time to transition
happy for the kazakh kid with braces. he nailed this one.
our commentator is absolutely trashing this guy to hell lmao
RIP Melanin
I was told this kid was the GOAT
8th KWAB suicide watch time
hahahahahaha
>>153433481what are they saying?
Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world. All other countries run by little girls
check the betting sites. 100% deliberate falls
I hate women so much it's unreal
KWAB GOD
he done
I wonder if something was wrong with the ice for figure skating, everyone fell.
They even had it last just for American viewers lmaooo
>>153433629>that hairlinegrim
>>153433551>he was too glazed by the media>his body can't keep up>he was 100% sure of the medal and look where it got him>will he ever get over this>good thing his mom didn't watch today and avoided that embarrassment>now his enemies know he's beatable and they will take advantage next time
>8th Place
>>153433650the order was based on the short program score, he had the highest short program score
>>153433551>>153433687That not true
All that Malinin shitposting from the burgers and he finishes 8th. kwab.Got lucky you got the gold in teams through judging bullshit.
>>153433629poor boi
USA didn't win any medals at all today
>>153433643>Italian construction
olympics saved
>>153433717>>good thing his mom didn't watch today and avoided that embarrassmentbut the guy on ARD literally said this and it's the reason I made the post
>>153433796We're leaf tier :/
>Ice had no problems in any other days>Terrible ice in the finals
>Canada busted for cheating in curling>Japan choke followed by USA having the biggest bedshit ever in the figure skatingThe last hour has been brilliant.
>>153433804I had this exact conversation with a guy few weeks earlier. I said there is going to be some massive screw up by the italians this Olympics. I wouldn't be surprised if they test the ice and it was too cold or too hot.
what's the point of having team sports with less than 6 nations that are good at them? At least water polo, apehoop and volleyball at the real Olympics have a dozen teams that can avoid complete humiliations
>>153433745Is this your cope for Scotty James not getting gold? >>153433586I forgot about the fact we have to think about betting in sports all the time now and weird shit that happens because of it, sports betting is a plague
>>153433923I lived there for a bit and it's hilarious how ramshackle things are. The way they treat their old architecture and infrastructure is appalling and nothing ever fucking worked
>>153433804
NGL, the Kazakh anthem is pretty nice
>>153433958To be honest with you, hadn't heard of him prior to the games. Or more likely forgot his name 30seconds after the previous halfpipe event ended in 2022. Bit of an 'ooooh' moment when it was mentioned he married Lance Stroll's sister (and had to chop off his foreskin to do it).Australia won a gold in snowboard racing tonight, so it's all good.
Asia sweeps another podium
>>153434026asian supremacy
>watching women's hockey>Players accidentally collide>one falls and gets back up>the other one pushes her back down
why are winter sports so comfy?
>>153434072dream foursome
>>153434089really. this is just the best.
>>153434039Based
TRUMP: "We're all so proud of Ilya. He is and will always be a BIG WINNER!"
>>153425101The Amerisilvers meme is real, goddamn lol
>>153434212more like a big weiner lmao
>>153433918Been busy with errands, how the fuck does one cheat at curling?
DE KLUTS GOD
>>153434287Cheating: >>153432786Chimpout: >>>/wsg/6092118
>>153434239I am going to laugh if a gold in bobsledding (which is a possibility) pushes us past Norway in the end. So far we are keeping pace, but with Shriffin and Malinin failing, we are too close.
>>153434391klaebo still has golds to win
>>153434354wow, canadians really are cheats
QUAD GOD TOTAL KLUTS
>>153434431Oh no doubt, so do we. But so far this Olympics has been strange to say the least.
>>153434391A close victory > Victory sweepLends itself to funnier banter and more tears by the losers
>>153434511that's not a bad thing. I love surprise winners.
>>153434354>Canada cheats>Still can't medal grim
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_cYQ8WPcCc
>>153434354Thanks, appreciate you bro
>>153427462why koreans so cute
>>153434610their guy fucking nailed it. deserving victor.
We have been flopping :(
>>153434610I only listen in Kazakh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io8mQnbpHXE
>>153434354>talks shit like a whiny, passive aggressive little bitch>gets told to fuck off>cries about itAre all swedes like this?
>>153434962Judging by how the ice hockey went - yes.
>>153433923You could see it on TV. The ice looked visibly different from earlier days. Way more blade marks.
>>153434026Huh. At least it's symmetrical.
>>153433923>>153435052I don't think it was accidental, likely sabotage. As someone else mentioned the betting market, not surprised at all if they did it to take all the guys who were likely to be at the top of the podium off their game. There's just no good reason the ice was fine every other day but then during the final it's shit besides sabotage
>>153435073Childhood is thinking people abide by the rules and play fair n' squareAdulthood is finding out everyone fucking cheats at the Olympics since the original Greek games.
>>153433643There's been much ado about the ice. It's not a permanent rink like most olympics run, so the ice is just water flooded over a floor of freshly-poured concrete and frozen.There's been issues in every skating event with the consistency of the ice being off. Instead of being uniform, it's soft and slippery at the top and hard underneathIf you look at >>153433714you can see it clearly. His skate bites too deep into the surface ice and gets entrapped, stopping cold. He falls over because he's carrying momentum and expecting his skate to keep gliding with him but instead it's lodged into the surface layer and trapped which brings his foot to a dead stop.Obviously all of these rinks were constructed specifically for the olympics like every other host nation does and there was absolutely no reason for the rinks to be constructed like this except that italians are retarded and don't know how to build things. There was apparently no olympic regulations regarding standardized rink designs because nobody ever imagined a country could host the winter oympics and not know how to build an ice rink.
half chinese with raccoon hair plz
>>153435157>let's give the winter olympics to a country where air conditioning is illegalbravo
>>153434431He, along with the rest of the Norwegian athletes, blew up at the end. Probably should've gotten chased down by the French guy.It's over for Norway. Their puffer technology has stopped working.
>amerimutts are malding over figure skating HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWhat a pathetic nation, play real sports faggots
>>153435175
Can anyone why Black America can't into Figure Skating?
>>153435157Wow, I just checked and the speed skaters have been complaining.I knew the italians would mess up something major.HEYA MARIO HOWZA THE FUKIN ICE?HEY FOGETTA BOUT IT, ITS FUKIN COLD RIGHT?CAN'T SKATE ON SOME FUKIN COLD ICE?
>>153435213No, I was losing my shit over Chock and Bates, I just feel kinda bad for Quad Clod and Key Mountain.
>>153422101Baking.
>>153435129No I've known sports were rigged and had weird shit going on for a long time, this is just my first time watching figure skating seriously to learn the figure skating version of it
>>153435334Figure skating is unironically one of the most crooked sports around.
>>153422101New>>153435328>>153435328>>153435328
>>153435157>Not having a real ice rink for skatingYeah they're pretty retarded But even then it's strange the ice was particularly bad today but other days was fine
>>153435288>Starr AndrewsBut generally has to do with rink time costs and the lack of support (going up to bigotry) from the skating community in the US. Similar story to lacrosse; you would think "handegg with a smaller egg an sticks" would be natural, but peewee league parents will run black kids out: no play time, unchecked fouls (basically a license to get beat up) when you're actually allowed on the field, and getting called a nigger constantly.Anyway, Debi Thomas went crazy and no one cared, crying over the white chick catfight. So people got the message. And then every millennial black girl watched The Dominiques and that one scene in Jurassic Park 2 and mentally synced on gymnastics.
>>153435356Yeah I see it, reminds me of rhythmic gymnastics when they similarly give someone a high score because of politics or country bias
>>153435290FWIW it's Northern Italy so you have to use a German accent.
>>153435362If I had to guess, all the team stuff happened before speed skating started.
>>153435213No at least this time it's just blatantly funny. The ice dancing thing was a crime.
>>153425526
>>153427762I'm eating a schnitzel :)
>>153436410Had to fix those dry lips
>>153436474damn I did not even notice those
>>153436474I was expecting a grok yogurt edit but wtf she looks like she's getting the life sucked out of her by Imhotep here >>153436410 do they not have chapstick in Ikea?
>>153436474thanks for fixing that nose
