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Garbage op. Shan't be posting here. Someone make a new one
USA takes the lead (Norway's meme medals don't count)
>>153555129OK see ya racistI am free here and can root for anyone even if they are Chinese-American.LESS ELISSA GUSMORE ALYSSA LUS!
>>153555129U mad bro?
>>153555223If we won all hockey and womens figure skating fuck it that is a win in my book that is our best ever.
>women carrying the USA on the medal table as usual
>>153555129seethe and cope
>>153555278Erm that was you when you saw your Quad Quck eat shit tho, troon. Kwab
>>153555374have sex you pathetic virgin
>(((juror))) "sports" medalsdo people really care about those? lmao
>>153555425only women and gays care about it, also smelly lonely incels once every four years
What have been the biggest controversies this Olympics?
>>153555345We love our women
>>153555345If only other nations invested in their women..
>>153555539The AI webm where he carries the stone to the center is better kek
Just found out that Team GB has its own hapa skier called Zoe Atkin, and she has surprisingly excellent booba by snow sports standards Look at her IG for deets
>>153555345>women carrying the USA on the medal table as usualUSA's themehttps://youtu.be/2nz9y4wqgU8?si=fqGW_xO8-7kCOxka
>>153555223only 21 golds to go :(
>>153555087Kill all Asians.
>>153555087Liu might be a zoomer with a disgusting piercing and shitty raccoon hair, but damn if that wasn't one of the best performances of all time. Well deserved gold.
>>153555087she cute
Imagine sniffing her coonpits
guess we've entered the gattaca era of genetically engineered athletes
>>153555937it was a nice run, but the other two had more technical jumps and a score lead. they simply choked some parts here and thereliu had a CLEAN run, and it was good enough
made 98 webms that event goddamn
>>153556047she's so cute
>>153556047She reminds me of Phoebe Cates.
>>153556027It was a clean run that also was also artistically fantastic. The other twos' performances didn't feel as in sync with the music as Liu's and her choreography was dynamic.
>>153555223Why is Finland doing so badly?
>>153555400*snap*that's going in the cringe collection
>>153555129>Gets mad at Eileen for being a traitor>Gets mad at Alysha for being a loyal americanWhat the hell do you people want?
>>153556047You are a machine bro, thanks again. /curl/ usually does good curling webms and /hoc/ does too, could I request some bobsleigh webms over the next few days?
>>153556160can probably get heat 1 tomorrow but it looks like heat 2 overlaps with short track
>>153555087wife
>>153556112suicide isnt a sport
>>153556197Np, totally understand. Even just a handful would be nice. I think Sunday is gonna be the easiest/best time, happens early, then hoc and curl finals.
GB into the gold medal match against... Canada.
>>153556217she needs that ring pulled out
>>153556338Beat the Cheaters!
>>153556338CAM ON INGERLAND!That was a nice one, chain reaction, and all 4 yellows knocked back at once.
>choked in speed skating>won Figure Skating and HockeyWas a pretty good day, overall.
>>153556338This was so satisfyingDid we get a webm of Morrison's shot this afternoon?
>>153555237
>>153556217MINA HA
really wish stefi made it to the semis
>>153556846Damn shame
>>153555539please understand, he couldn't take the loss of izzat
All the woke twats lost at these games. Trump curse strikes again.
Is hockey our last hope left for another gold?
>>153557578I think 1-2 ski events, Bobsleigh (2 woman) and our guys aren't bad either, but there are three TOUGH German teams, one possible in Men's hockey and could even be Womens curling.
>>153557578Sorry bro, Gary told me that Canada is gonna win it because he's not giving them Lord Stan Lee (again x32)
>>153557578stolz has a realistic chance in the men's mass start speedskating
>"best friend"
>>153557775is every woman's hockey player a lesbian?
>>153557781Just ours
>>153557529Alysia Liu is woke.
>>153557781all these women's team sports are lesbian grooming operations
>>153557754>stolz has a realistic chance in the men's mass start speedskatingIf a Dutch flag tells you that, you best start believing in ice miracles.
>>153557775Mom doing a generational media tour about overcoming black struggles. bitch needs to learn about the LGBTQ struggles of her closeted daughter.
I don't understand figure skating. 90% of it is basically skating in circles and flailing your arms, anyone who isn't physically disabled would be able to do that with enough practice. The only hard part is the spinning jumps. There should be a competition that's only for how many spinning jumps you can land so we can skip all the gay easy filler stuff
>>153557811He's that because he's won like 3 or something gold medals so far retard. Not that hard to make that conclusion
How hype are you for the 2028 Olympics in beautiful sunny Los Angeles?
>LANo way fag. I'll see the Mormons' wholesome showing first before your slop
>>153556047based anon
>>153558000It's gonna be weird with the time zone change. I'm used to getting up early. Now most of this shit will happen way later in the day. Though I can see NBC doing some finagling to have all the marquee events happen during primetime.
>>153556018look at those retarded simpsno one cares about how sick this eugenic thing isthey only see quirk chungus with thighs
winter olys have shown to be way more comfy than summer. summer just sounds like actual memes, especially with the whole paris deathmarch thing lel
>>153556047Normally I hate the fucking biting the medal nonsense, but I'll allow it this one time since she's cute.
>>153555087>called "Iceland">virtually zero presence at the winter olympicsErm, Icebros? You guys ok?
>>153557802Hot can't wait to read the yuri fanfic
I only watch Olympics for the rekt content, has anything happened since QVADKING jobber? I hate happy and smiling people so that hapa is my kryptonite
>>153556846>>153556867I miss her.
how do I get a raccoon girlfriend?
>>153558980it hurts, bro
>>153558997>get a girlfriend>punch her in the eyes>profit
>>153558997get a job at a coffee shop in a liberal city
>>153558997>>153559010I've actually had sex with these women over six hundred times cumulatively.
>>153555539>Going down an Olympic downhill run a week after tearing your ACL is reckless and stupid Is a surprisingly controversial take
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>>153559052Many are saying this.
my shayla
Just watched the figure skating routine she did and I agree with the result. She deserved to win for that.
>>153559179GOLD
What's stopping you from doing this? Alysa's dad was 40 when he "had" her.You can be a permavirgin sperg who can't talk to women and still raise an ubermensch daughter and one day celebrate an Olympic medal with her.
>>153559038What? No way. Everyone I know has been saying that Vonn is a dumb bitch for doing that.I get the whole "go big or go home" thing but wasn't she pretty damn close to getting her leg amuputated?
>>153559718Not a lot of female Olympians raised by single-mothers. Zero, in fact. Gets the ol' noggin' joggin'.
>>153559718Pits
>>153557823that is, more or less, what the event ispeople rarely mess up the non-jumping parts
>>153559718apparently he still had a wife, which is a bit dissapointing but yeah that is a potential path for rich spergs like me
>>153559718He paid 1 million dollarydoos for a blonde woman to surrogate his seed.
What’s the deal with Amber Glenn? Is she really they/them?
>>153560206Mentally buck broken when Nathan Chen broke up with her
god damn figure skating is boring to watch
are the ferrets attached to the medals? also do the other mascot variants (expressions) correlate to the medals?
>>153560667zamn that middle one is ugly as fuck
>>153555087the hair flick at the end annoys yet arouses me
>>153556427>>153556367don't look up england vs sweden curling in beijing if you can't handle a little fingering
>>153558997>>153559718she shouldn't have shaved
>>153556338curling is so satisfying
Athletic chad here. All the athletic women are lousy fucks. Yep. Don't bother trying to date one. Thanks.
>>153556112what do you mean badly? we've got five fucking medals, baby!
Ha ha wouldn't be really funny if GBR lost to Canada in curling?
has isabeau been cockbroken for good?
>anons mock judged sports>female figure skating comes on>suddenly every anon loves judged sportscurious
Are we ready for REAL Olympics?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced_Games
>>153560973every american anon
Where is she going?
>>153560973no one actually likes homo skating bro its just the same delulus as always
>>153561000Olympic village is waiting
>>153561000for a loving fuck in the village
>>153560973>people like watching things with hot women in themwow so shocking, this has never happened before
>>153561000what's with that wide walkalso why does she look tall here wtf she's apparently 158cm?
>>153561000bbc room at the olympic village
>>153561029That's the money walk
if one was watching replays and a chinese athlete is on is it racist to skip over them or just efficient use of my time?
>>153561029because the camera's pointing up
>>153561045The Chinese are racists, so watching them would actually be supporting racism. You should skip them if you don't want to be racist.
>>153561040that's what i was thinking of>>153561049sure but that must be the lowest ceiling of all time as well
>>153561029She's probably wearing skates.
imagine she wears her skates while giving you a footjob
>>153561029
>>153559718>Alysa's dad was 40 when he "had" herThat’s actually inspiring to me, I’m 30 now and was starting to feel too old to have kids
>>153559718More importantly, how old was the mother?
I don't get Alyssa's meme. qrd on the conspiracy?
i cant wait til we dont have to hear about figure skating on this board until 2030
>>153561137Intriguing question, surrogacy pre 25, or dare I say 20 has to be an untapped fortune for zoomettes. Why bother with 20 years of onlyfans when you can just eat well for 9 months.
>>15356113753
>>153561146you don't like hearing about and seeing ugly girls do a spin for half a second?
>>153561146Your groidball containment thread is to the left, mongoloid. Stay there
>>153561146Very based, brave, and excellent post.
Any snowboard/ski tricks events left?
>>153561271ski halfpipe, aerials
>>153559862I think Eileen Gu was raised by a single Mom?
>Bobsleigh>memestyle skiing >curling >hockey Only bad events left, hope we can snatch another gold or 2 though
>>153561530bobs will be kino if there's a major accident or death otherwise yeah it's all lame
>>153555087she has such an aurai think i've fallen in love
>>153561530>forgot short trackOk I've got some nice asses to goon today too
>>153561530still some biathlon
>>153561000Pee sample.
>>153561804>>153561804>>153561804ski cross just seeding right now
It’s already almost over… 4 more years until the next Winter Olympics…
>>153561843and nothing of value was on
Tabitha Stoecker
What's been your most and least favorite things of these Olympics so far? My favorite has to be the pure chaos of short-track speed skating. My least, the annoying buzz of the drone cameras.
>>153561894favourite for me is all the speed skating events least favourite is the contrived camera work that goes out of its way to not show the athlete
>>153555374fggot
>>153561843The summer olympics is 2 years away>>153561894>FavouriteFigure skating. 1st time watching it, learnt a lot. Really nice>HatedLeafs cheating over and over again and tell others to fuck off. "Nicest country in the world" my ass.
>>153561892Good on her.
>>153561919>Leafs cheating over and over again and tell others to fuck off.They're going to win gold btw.
>>153561919>The summer olympicsI'm not really a fan...
>>153558997kyswhen u wake up, u'll get a girl
>>153561892>>153561923Gold Medallist, World Champion, Tabitha Stoecker.
>>153561537sledding events are better than bobs
>>153561923I loved your whole skeleton team, hope they come back in four years>>153561927Yeah I literally don’t even watch, I’m exclusively a Winter Olympics enjoyer
>>153561923>bbc sport
>>153561923>Those pantsExplain yourselves, Bongs.
>>153561530Deathski is still left.
>>153561926We'll stop them
>>153556338
>>153547629>>153547629>>153547629ski halfpipe thread
why is there 20 chinamen in mens and womens aerials?I thought there was cunt limits
Kiwi just killed himself in the halfpipe.
>>153561894>mostspeed skating/pursuit/short track - all that shit was good. female figure skating, curling too desu>leastschedule makers need to be in prison
>>153562365webm?>stretchersheeeeit
>>153562392No replay shown because he's dead.
>>153562392replay>>153562402>>153562398
>>153562416damn son
>>153561804>>153561804>>153561804ski cross heats
>>153561919>summer olympics
ski cross girl thighs are thicc
Been over half an hour without a replay on the broadcast. He's not well at all.
is jole not a man
only ski cross for an hour
>>153562643NBC showed a close up of him convulsing after the crash
>>153562884Wasn't that just zooming in immediately after it happened? Different than an actual replay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUNFdjgKX1k>Snow volleyball>Still is not the olympic sportwhy?
>>153562893Yeah
>judged sports
>>153562898https://youtu.be/df0t7VPHkoI?t=1398>water volleyball>still not a summer olympic sportwhy?
>>153556112What do you mean? We are doing pretty well
>>153563192Good. Im tired of poor brown people breeding, it should be exclusively white European and certain East Asian groups allowed to reproduce.
>>153563195
~FREE FROM DESIRE~nananana~NA~NA~na~Na~na~Na~na
>>153563289hate that song bane of the paris olympics for me
>get back home>turn on TV expecting them sports>broadcast doesn't start for another 2,5 hoursits really over huh
>>153563450I hate life outside of the winter olympics
>>153563450>>153563475this was such a good one, too
>>153563481it really was. it had just about everything.
>>153563450Aerial finals on.>>153561996>>153561996>>153561996
>>153562884NBC commentator said he was concious in the hospital with his family
>>153560977amazing
>>153563519>Private eventYeah, sounds like a grift.
>>153563519imagine, an Olympics event with blatant lab grown athletes and Cpt America super soldier juice users ... oh wait I'm just describing regular Olympics but more money to make doctors look the other way
>>153563519any olympic medalists competing in this should have their medals stripped they're clearly suspect
is biathlon mass start a meme?
>>153556217Need moar
>>153563655it's the most fun one imo
>>153560977>>153563519>According to The Spectator, in December 2022, as D'Souza and other members of their small community of gay tech founders were about to gather for the annual party at Thiel's residence in Miami (formerly held while travelling the world, until Thiel had children), D'Souza came up with the idea of the Enhanced GamesLiterally fake and gay
>>153563703> Outsports criticized D’Souza's use of LGBTQ language like "coming out" to describe athletes openly using performance-enhancing drugs. >D’Souza is an out gay man.[97]sometimes I forget that about Dinesh. I'm surprised he's manager to stay relevant in those circles
>>153563703>>153563723What is this shit?
>>153563828Just a new sports competition where they will allow athletes to use steroids and pay them more win money than the Olympic committee do (which is zero=
>need to goon >short track doesn't start from another 6 hours Fugg
why are >we allowing the french of all people to cheat and door so blatantly?
Men's aerials SUPER finals (medal jumps) is about to begin.>>153561996>>153561996>>153561996
Now that figure skating is done and the cute women are eliminated from curling I’m not sure what to watch. Think I’ll just load up goldzone and watch whatever nbc tells me to watch
>>153560977>According to D'Souza, athletes should also be categorised based on their chromosomal sex.[13]Chud Games
Canada vs Finland - Men's Ice Hockey - 1 hourWomen's Speed Skate 1500 Final - 1 hourBobsleigh, Men's Final Ski Halfpipe, USA v Slovakia Men's Hockey, TONS of Speed skate/Short track - in a few hours (afternoon EST)(evening CET)
what are we gonna watch later lads?
>>153564815sneedskating all day
>>153564851based, in an hours time right?
Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city -- turning movement into clean, renewable energy
>>153564773>Long AND short track on the same daywtf
>>153564858Piezoelectricity is really old concept so I'm not surprised.
how the fuck does no one else STILL not have double digit golds?
>>153565202no swimming
>>153565365>>153565365>>153565365speed skating thread
I'm pleased to announce its raining here but it looks a little bit like sleet and that's winter weathert. winter country
>all the good events simultaneously good job, italy
Our national tv has decided to show whoreslide instead of hockey…
is the two womens bob any good?
canadian curling in shambles
>>153565921> 2 women's bobs Of course
>>153566088kek
We purposely lost for the opportunity to knock the Canadians out of the podium in curling. The 51st has been too uppity lately.
I'm watching ice hockey, 1500m skating and powerpuff girls simultaneous
OH NO NO NO LEAFS
Trying to find a stream of Canada vs Finland. I am however smoked the devils lettuce.
>>153566733https://olympicstreams.co/hockey-men-s-semifinal-canada-vs-finland-live-stream/1/
>>153556112It's usual performance desu.We are not and have never been a powerhouse like Norway.It's mostly due to facts that professional atheletes have poor financial support in Finland and ice hockey sucks in the best talent.
>>153566781>https://olympicstreams.co/hockey-men-s-semifinal-canada-vs-finland-live-stream/1/Danke Schöne
>we interrupt this exciting hockey match for some women’s curlingt-thank you mr broadcaster man
Canada obliterated at the women’s curlingSweden - Switzerland finalCanada - USA bronze match
>>153566462comfy
>>153566462based multitasking retard
>>153566462>no vibecodingget it together anon
Why do Canadians charge goalkeepers? They often do this in the Olympics. It is also a time when they act like total faggots, taking in on fine hotels and take THE BEST AND MOST FABOULOUS lockerrooms... I am always expecting a even gayer opening to a saturday morning cartoon TEAM CANADAAND THE MASTERS OF FAGGOTRY!
Canada is losing in hockey again
>>153567802OH! To Finland, gaw-damn HAHAHAHA!
Y'all said Celebrini was the new GOAT
>>153567802then they start saying stuff like "We dont care a lot about international games"welp they did get 1 goal now.
give me bobbing thread to see some bobbies
>>153567802they're still in it
>>153567802Canada can't be stopped in hockey. Once they get desperate they just crush everyone.
how many golds can the Netherlands statpad in skating and the Germans in sleighs?
Olympics weren't bad. Much better than Paris shitshow at least.
>>153568276Not nearly enough
its already the last weekend. how did it go by so fast?i wish we could have olympics each year
How has Desi Johnson, australian bobsledder, been doing this week? I believe she's competing today and has been training this week.
>SHORT TRACK KINOSHORT TRACK KINO>SHORT TRACK KINOSHORT TRACK KINO>SHORT TRACK KINOSHORT TRACK KINOLet's FUCKING GOOO
>>153562197There are no cunt limits, its China.
Is 4chan fucked for anyone else the last few minutes?
Shameless rigging in Canada vs Finland>2 refs are CanadianWhy is this allowed??
>>153558000hope it's a fucking disaster and shows just how shitty LA and c*lifornia really arecould do with some wildfires and beaner riots
>>153569006>i wish we could have olympics each yearIt wouldn't be as great then
>>153561371and turned out to be a CCP spy
Wow Canada cheated again with an offside goal
>>153547629>>153547629>>153547629mens halfpipe finals
>>153570474
>>153570121Consider how pity Canada are:In the 2010 winter olympics Hockey, they didnt even state that Sweden was the defending gold champions. And blatantly had on their Olympic sight, a video that said:"And team Canada is going up against the reigning champions, the Russian", I dont think I heard anyone point this out.
>>153570687kek
>>153570065it's been fucked all day
Ameriwipes
I'm going to a party tonight and people are going to expect me to talk about the Olympics as I kind of advertised how much I've been watching but it's too much to remember in a blur of 10 hour days.what were some eventful things that make for good conversation I should jot down my notes app?>Canada cheating and choking>lots of Figure Skating drama>French judging>KLAEBO>wolf-dog>ski-mo>big-air nose butter scores>Swiss alpine penguin>Shiffren biggest gold margin in 20 years (last 7 combined)>skeleton>hockey comebacks>Lola Bridgida
>>153571113wolfdog?
>>153571113Jordan Stohlz yuge ass
this looks fun
>>153561892>>153561923absolutely beautiful
>>153571113double moguls finals were pretty funny. girl wiped but then her opponent fucked up and skied out of bounds and lost
>>153571113explaining short track is probably cazzie friendly everybody loves a good wipeout
>>153571176>that sharkOH NO NO NO
>>153571176is surgery a sport
>>153571150>>153520200https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1771414055424950.webm
>>153563703>gay tech founders
>>153571246>>153571246>>153571246short track thread
>>153571192I watched and laughed but probably couldn't narrativize short track
>>153571150
>>153571057>show out in quals>fall in medal roundit's all so tiresome
>>153571284>>153571216He no attac only protecFuck I know a guy in Slovakia that has one of those. Now it would be fucking funny if it was his.
As a society, why dont we talk about this more?
>>153571390didn't read lol
>>153571390Reminds me of the “it’s ok to give up” media campaign after that one cunt retired from a tournament
>>153571390i could fuck xer straight xhe just hadnt had the right dick yet.
Is it true my waifu Alyssa Liu got blacked at the olympic village?I dont wanna live anymore if thats true
Based it's the guy trump called a loser
>>153571390some people are too comfortable
Aieee the jumpscare from Canada’s bobsleigh team
>>153571390There are tampons nowaday, why is she complaining?
>>153571480I have not seen a single black man in this entire Olympics besides Snoop Dogg. I've seen a couple black women, but no men.
>>153571390That one cute goofy looking chinese swimmer was openly talking about competing on periods all the way back in rio 2016 games. Amber aint some bold brave truth teller calling out the menstrual elephants in the room she’s just a salty weakmind that oofed away her entire olympics and now that she’s an afterthought with nothing to show for it she’s trying to stay relevant by yapping about stuff people have have been yapping about for a decade now.>ooh but period blood is like totally icky n stuff Oh Amber! How brave of you! spare me
>>153570993jestergoonmaxxing
>>153571627>why is she complaining?She´s a woman.
Why are we so shit? structural issues? we tied gold medal with norway 8 years ago
>>153571390
>>153558000It'll be funny when LA finally starts cracking down on the crime and homeless problem leading up to it. Can't wait for them to be called out on it.
>>153571176will be ready for paralympics next month?
>netherlands: 7 gold 7 silver 3 bronze 17 total>belgium: 1 (one) bronze 1 (one) totalWhat is the cause for this? Too much good beer and chocolate?
Your country defunded all your other sports development programs to go all in on horsedancing and and tubesliding, which to your credit, has apparently paid off handsomely for you as the medal results demonstrate year after year.The downside is that you are strictly a two-sport nation only now.
>>153571976there can only be one skating statpadder
>>153571390>it should be a topic of discussionok, how's the color and consistence?
are we gonna watch short skate lads?
>>153572163>netherlandswinslol
>>153572163get the fuck in here bro it's been on
>>153572163you already missed some kino lad
>>153572281damn, in the qualifiers?
>>153572317yeah, a belgian rused everyone including the refs
>>153572332kek i'm watching now
Skater ded
Someone got cut right beneath the eye, race is on standby for now
>>153572597Holy mother fucker
>>153572597fuuuck
>>153572597nasty :(
>>153572597jesus fucking christ.
>>153559179>high school>6 yearsretard moment?
>>153570201California is good at cleaning up when a big sports event is happening. They sweep all their junk under the bed.
USA USA USA
>>153572748Probs started on the team in middle school
>>153572969did he die
>>153556338Atlantid Excellence
>>153572969Ouch ow owie my spine!
>>153572678>>153572704>>153572740>>153572742it looks like it just missed the eye
>>153572597fucking hell
>>153572990looks like he's fine, but i don't know, saw some guy get spasm after a fall earlier
>>153572990>>153573010Landed on his bum but the whole place went quiet for like 5mins before he got up and walked it off
>”irish” half pipe competitor recently changed his nationality from Canadian to Irish
>>153573046tepid take: i wish they wouldn't do the slow-mo thing in cases like this where someone's obviously been hurt. it's voyeuristic and unpleasant to have it rubbed in your face like that imo.
>>153572597Do you think it got her eye as well?
>>153572597has anyone ever had their throat cut in this like they have in hockey
>>153572597and that's why you wear eye-shields.
>>153573116A. They did it after he got up and walked offB. He was doing an unprecedented trickC. It actually showed that he landed on his bum not his back so it was helpful
>>153573171https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly2wkl17d7oBlack man done it
>>153573193fair enough. stand by what i said though.
>>153571830>summer 2028will be a fiasco for Gavin huh
>>153573287Apparently her eye is fine
>>153573116>oi moite u got a loicence for that not lethal fall?
Another evening of rooting against the United States of America... But I know it's in vain
We're gonna beat Canada again for the gold aren't we
Why isn't sex an Olympic event? It's physically demanding and there's lots of specific positions and techniques to evaluate performance.
>>153573046>backside bussy bounce>0 pointswe still have a long way to do combatting homophobia in the sport
>>153573171It happened in a Sabers game one time, goalie got hit in the neck Guy was saved by someone holding his severed artery closed
>us and slovakia have the same jerseysShan't
>>153573248>>153573652i know about the hockey cases but has it happened in the short track thing. seems to be more prone to it happening
>>153571390Its a competitionyou lessen your defeat and you water down someone's victoryexcuses are badin BJJ we call this "the brazilian tap"
>>153571390so every winner has never been on the period while winning?
>>153573832that isn't what the "brazilian tap" is. the brazilian tap is a literal, singular tap made by the individual caught in the submission with the hope that the opponent will loosen up and provide an escape. they maintain plausible deniability by saying "bro, i was just moving my arm."
>>153573963right, so is "coaching someone" to a finishso is "making excuses about nondisclosed injuries after a loss"or in this case "uh, period!"
>>153572597
>>153571390>do a random Flying Camel Tsukahara Axle Tatsumaki Senpukyaku>open leg high enough>FSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153572597always wondered why this isnt happening every other raceglasses saved her eye though
>>153574314no, it isn't. none of what you said is equivalent to a brazilian tap. words have meanings, enter-key addicted anon.
>>153572597fookin heemed
>>153572597deliciously rekt
that was brutal
Not her lovely blue eyes :(
>>153572597there's no way someone can return to a sport like short-track after this, right? you'd be terrified of falling and losing an eye. you'll never opt to take the risks required.
What in the world...
just seen a replay of the mens aerials were they landing in mud wtf
>>153574886Don't be envious.
>>153574826this guy just won his third gold medal though
>>153574886gay marriage is such a dumb concept lol
>>153574886Steroids cause sexually deviancy
>>153574907As opposed to hetero marriage which has zero flaws.
>>153574886Hockey cause sexually deviancy
Did USA ever have a real chance of winning? How many medals did they leave on the table>Stolz 1500m speedskating>Ilia Malinin men's figure skating>Chock-Bates Ice Dancing (robbed)>men's hockey (still could win)anything else?
>>153574963over norway? no
Very disappointing that the Italians are blasting American pop music over the loudspeakers. Play your own stuff!
>>153574963only three (3) of norway's golds are from real sports. USA still winning, bigly.
>>153574886Waiting for the divorce and domestic abuse charges lmao
>>153574886Hot, bet they're gonna have tons of gay sex
what is the point for them to skate for eighth
So what's the schedule for tomorrow? I know the bronze medal match for women's curling is happening. What else?
>>153575080We get to have another look at their arses.
>>153574903Jesus the surgeon did a terrible job
>>153574903Kino
>>153574963>missed gold in Alpine skiing men's super-G by 0.13s to the swiss>missed gold in Cross-Country Skiing Men's Team Sprint Free by 1.37s to norway>Missed gold in Cross-Country Skiing Men's Sprint Classic by 0.87s to norway>Jordan stolz missed a 3rd gold in speed skating by .77s to china.
Sarault is so yummy
>>153574963Definitely, Norway got 1-2 gold medals in other events besides skiing unexpectedly. So they outperformed in those. Also France underperformed a few times in cross country ski/biathlon events, so that helped them too.Including your list, we should have gotten 1-2 from Alpine and Moguls events, one possible Aerial iirc, still could get 1 in 2 Woman Bob and a miracle in 1 Man bob. We also got one cross country ski event coming up ourselves for a possible gold too.
Short track is comfy. The female announcer for it is probably one of the best ones NBC has across all its sports.
>>153574903>>153575143
>>153575167would really like to sniff her bottom
>>153572597AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!! Fuck that shit ill never open that video again
>>153575084wow rightie cute af
>>153572597Was gonna feel bad for her but then I saw she is the one that cause those blades to lift. She stretched her arm out trying to control her slide and hitting the person in front
Courtney Stoddard looks like a girl I know who’s a really good athlete but never fucking happy.
>China and hk flag togetherBut they said they hate each other!
kwab
KIM win, my wife
>>153575084Curling Bronze : USA v CAN (Women)Curling Gold : GB v CAN (Men)Prepare yourself for the memes and shitposting.
>>153575208I've seen worse shit, like a weight lifting competitor breaking an arm after lifting a loaded barbell, and screaming like a fag (Rio 2016), look it up
>>153575275Sure dude you'd have the wherewithal
slovKWABia
I can't believe Stoddard actually got a medal. She deserved one after all the laughs and entertainment she gave us the past week or so.
>>153575618We got plenty of medals, its USA v CAN (hockey) final day that is going to be wild for memes and shitposting. I hope Slovakia gets the bronze tomorrow.
>>153575708that's a paid model, just like the world cups.
If USA loses to Canada in men's hockey, this Olympics will be a failure.
>>153574963No. We are not a winter sports powerhouse
>18 medals from 1 sportThis makes ameriswims look like allrounders
>>153571213
>>153575750whole world will be rooting for you
So when can I see my Racoon waifu again?
>>153575837For me it's very difficult, USA is an evil nation in 2026, can't really cheer for them. But Canada we have curling-gate and the great disrespect against Sweden. Very sad about this final.
>>153575813At least with swimming there are different techniques
>>153555087I love her
>>153575838Olympic figure skating gala tomorrow 19UTC, then world championship in late March
>>153575934wtf lol
>>153555278More like Quadruped HUAEUUAEHUE
>>153558276If you hate olympic tradition so much, stop sending ski runners.
>>153555087Is it just me or did women's hockey final majorly eclipse Liu in American media despite her being more popular online?
>>153575303Maybe she just needs you to make her happy :)
>>153576119I think that is solely because of the US-Canada rivalry.
>>153576119For me, Liu was popular with normies AND politics, whereas women's hockey was more just politics popular. Patriotic lesbians.
>>153576119The (((media))) might push the hockey narrative because they're all dykes and they want to push the women team sport lesbian grooming operation, but everyone loves Alysa and nobody cares about women's hockey.
Stoddard jawmogs me easily
>>153576119it's because the ending to the match was kino af. the U.S. has been trying their best to market figure skating this cycle, they'll pump out alysa liu content in due time.
>>153572597Kamila Sellier Is blacked
>>153576119Hockey's a real sport. Not one you sit around and wait for the judges to tell you what happened, like figure skating.
It's time to admit that this is gay as fuck.
>>153576315True. Hockey is a real sport, unfortunately women's hockey is not. It's just a silly game.
>>153576373would you rather be top or bottom
at least she enjoyed the village
>>153576411The bottom guy can't even see where they're going. The best he can do is pray and try to not get an erection.
>>153576375>Hockey is a real sport>rigged for Canadians and Americansshut up retard. the REAL sport was short track
>>153571367is that guys from slovakia doggo called nazg(h)ul and 2 yrs old? because this is name and age for pupper in vid
>>153574319riperoni
>>153576482I do have to agree that's definitely the most entertaining sport.
>>153576508Bro..
>>153576508she's literally in surgery right now, aussiebro, with a tiny italian man attempting to save her eye.
>>153575275mutt bitch got disqualified for that tho, explain this
>>153575432Nothing is worse than seeing an eye injury. I can see a dude be shoot in the head, an indian getting isekai'd by a train, a broken leg or some dude chopping off his own cock.But that ice skater video? No fucking yay
>>153574963>*here we go again
>dont really care watching>feel sad that games are endingconfusing
Slovakbros in Milan, if you feel sad come to the goodbye party tomorrow, it's your chance to have sex with an olympian
>>153576843Don't feel sad Finbro, World Cup in a few months, 2028 Olympics.Year of the Horse friend, should be fun and exciting!
>>153573422If the IOC allows this i might finally get to live out my olympic dream
>>153576899Will the French have sex parties when they host it?I think Mormons might ban sex when they host it.
>>153576957Idk but Austria has rented a cottage in Cortina and running parties daily
>>153571390>not starving yourself so you don't have periods You'll never be like gymnastics
>go to Utah 2034 Winter Olympics>can't drink cause of weird and cringe drinking laws>can't sex cause of weird and cringe culture around sex
>>153577132>>can't drink cause of weird and cringe drinking lawsYou can't drink in utah?
>>153577132what's weird about sex in utah?
Predicted 12 days ago...
>>153577205>>153577227Utah is mormon country.
>>153577227It's done between men and women
>>153577205utah isn't a dry state but they may as well be with all the retarded ass laws they got about it>>153577227mormons. nuff said
>>153577277>>153577337Are there any real limits to getting alcohol there? sounds crazy
>>153577277teen me would pine for the one on the left (yeah I know she's not THAT good looking but redheads make me diamonds) who wouldn't have ever wanted to be my gf in a zillion years while the one on the right would secretly fancy me but I wouldn't look at her twicethis happened to me 3 times in secondary school ffsif we have any gen alphas on the board somehow: get over yourself, go for the one on the right, lose your virginity and save yourself years of anguish
>>153577380Tbh I'm from North Carolina, so my interactions with them are the typical door to door missionaries. But Senator Mitt Romney is the most well known mormon in America. I can't remember if they are the group that believe in magical underwear. But yeah strange group.
>>153577132They're going to have to open so many temporary coffee shops for all the caffeine addicted athletes and tourists that will descend on their state.
>>153577454>magical pantsuinteresting
>>153574933one is to done to create a family and procreatethe other is done for tax purposesall faggots deserve death, hope you can understand this
>>153577132stay mad you fucking degenerate
>>153577227don't google mormon soaking
>>153577565Lesbians can procreate by supercharging their ovaries to secrete female sperm cells into each other though (the liberal media doesn't want you to know this)
>>153577577or why there was a crab infestation in the BSU girls armpits.
>>153577575no one is going to fucking Utah for the olympics can't even tell what generic squared state is on the map
>>153577575>virgin hands typed that post
>>153575934what is this garbage
Lots of ski and skating early on tomorrow, should be fun. The Eileen Gu saga will wrap up later on in the day. Canada curling men and women. Some meme sports with bobsleigh and mountaineering.
>>153577803He's a mountain man and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day!Mountaineering, apparently the meme version of it that we unfortunately got this Olympics.
>>153575934Anybody got the full webm of this event? I heard this cucked version was pretty fucking bad lmao
>>153577838the gala is on during the halfpipe finals which is pretty shit.
>>153577873The full version events apparently last for ~1,5h hours could be neat. There's a relay of it tomorrow
Bob isn't a meme4 man bob is one of the highlight of the winter games
>>153577888Checked and interesting! Should be fun to watch, I hope Ilia has some fun. I hope they all get some redemption.
>>153577906Meme doesn't always mean negative, just funny/interesting. But yeah everyone watched Cool Runnings growing up, got some fun/unique teams, cool designed bobsleds.
>>153577904Cool, I might check out the full version of it sometime!
>>153577883
>>153577930>I hope Ilia has some fun.This closet homo is back? Shan't be watching. Hope she kwab's herself again
Will the skimo relay event be any better?
>>153578429You mean Amber?
>>153571390>I think it should be a topic of discussionWell, I'm here, now. What do you want to talk about?
Is it just me or are there like 1/8th the amount of events of the Summer Olympics?
>>153578573It definitely feels that way, less variety too.
>>153578498No I mean the closet homo Ilia. Fume.
>>153576426Where's her medal?
>>153578573Well yeah look at the medal count. There's just less stuff.
>>153578635As an /sp/ tourist, is there a reason you /hoc/ people are so angry, you don't like anything even my baking.
>>153577888the fuck is the gala? do you mean closing ceremony, surely not?
>>153578809No there's another one where they skate again without j*dges.
>>153571213What about it?
>>153578822like a skating closing ceremony?
>>153578830Yeah it's kind of like the closing ceremony for skating.
>>153578830yes
>>153578841>>153578843I assume this happens every year but I never heard of it. I don't know what to make of this shocking news.
>>153578867It's meant to be SUPER casual, not serious, so they wear costumes, do funny moves etc.
>>153578843Will you marry me?
>>153578867There's also one of these for gymnastics in the summers.
>>153578843Why isn’t isabeau skating?
>>153578643She got a gold in amount of dicks taken.
>>153577205>>153577277>>153577380The Mormon Church buys all of the liquor licenses in Utah every year so no businesses can get them. Only place you might be able to get a beer is at some chain restaurant before 5pm.
>>153578899Mental I was completely unaware of this. I swear its not televised here as I watched the last few olympics autistically.
>>153579031Could be a schedule conflict thing and our wine moms just care about it more so NBC prioritizes it.
>>153579041Possibly yeah. Ice skating and gymnastics definitely aren't as big a deal here as they are in america. A rowing gala I could imagine being broadcast live here.
>>153555087Baking.
>>153579080New>>153579141>>153579141>>153579141
>>153575934>second skyrim playthrough
>>153575010kys migger
