USA vs CanadaPrevious: >>153610417
fuck hot countries
Johnny :'(
Canadian jerseys have no sovl
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS GAME
I feel like this sport is more difficult than basketball
>>153611294Fuck countries with only a single climate
Nice save!
Good morning i overslept and missed the first period
>Be Finland>Covered in snow and ice year round>Constantly brag about the Winter War>Your fellow Nordic nations are excelling in the Winter Olympics.........>Get zero medals>Get less medals than Spain, Brazil and AustraliaWhat happened to the finns this year?
Oh no eaglebro is in the horny jail
Wow McDavid chokes when it matters again. He'll always have that "game" winner in an all star game exhibition match
O FUG
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARY NUKE THESE REFS
Doesn’t matter 51st state SOON
C'MON REF
>>153611483Ran out of pervitin.
Canada has a hockey team?
Why do they sometimes get a score even though there's no goal? Or am I just blind? The puck is pretty hard to see
Hale
o lawd hellebuyck
>>153611262Idea for Leafland: maybe don't declare yourself a post-national country and denounce your founding race as evil colonizers. Might inspire your teams to actually play.
M UA SG AA
>>153611675Maybe they'll put lights on the puck for better visibility :^)
>>153611675you are on drugs. stop taking drugs
The stadium should only play tasteful orchestral arrangements instead of this techno rock and roll bull crap. This is the god damn Olympics, not your neighborhood watering hole! Have some damn class!
>can't even get a stickyembarassing
>>153611750Damn. At least Slovakia actually scored, unlike the Czech women who forgot to even show up.
>>153611848at least they have an organ
>>153611790That'll make it even worse with the white ground lol
TOM WILSON TRYIN TO DIE OUT THERE WHAT IS HIS FUCKIN PROBLEM
If the game ends 1-0 and its because binnington let in the first shot im going to say a slur.
>>153612102you should say slurs regardless
>>153612067I’ll accept the organ but I will NOT accept the thuggish ramblings of “Imagine Dragons”
How much time is left? Is hockey 4 quarters or 2 halves?
What is this?
>>1536122513 thirds
>>1536122514 quarters
>>153611483What do you mean this year? This olympics was very normal for us. We have never won that much medals in winter Olympics
>>153612265Canada got a 5 on 3 power play for like 1:40 and squandered it lmao
>>153612265How drunk the teams are
We're not getting one by Hellybuck. Dudes a wall
USA defense just looking so stronk
>>153612322Is that the score or something else?
LETSFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Game over
ITS OVER
>>153612265Wait, so that's not the score since canada just scored one. So what is that?
>laffs
>>153612396>FlagI see hockey is not big in your country. A power play means someone from the other team is in the penalty box so your team has more players. 2 Americans were in the penalty box for just short of 2 minutes so Canada had 5 KWABs skating against 3 American Chads (not counting goalies) and they still couldn't score. But they took lots of shots.
FIGH
Sports are so much better when there’s real hatred involved
>>153612459>>153612477It's just getting started!
>>153612265>>153612527It's the number of shots taken by the team on the net. Doesn't mean shit if the puck doesn't actually go in the net though. Just like soccer. Is it really that confusing?
It's amazing that the Canadians never get called for anything.
>>153612636So the number is the scoring attempts?
>>153612774Yep
>literally the biggest hockey game in the past 40 years>dead thread, not even a sticky Pathetic sport
mods are faggots for not making a sticky
shots = goalsEvery game. Defensive play is a myth.
>presented by ozempic
>>153612822stickies are gay so no doubt a faggot like you is more comfortable in them
canada is owning
>>153612737It's my first time watching :'(>>153612794I see thanks
3rd breakfast time
alright bros i just canceled my MAiD appointment, how's everybody doing?
Everyone thank Gary for allowing a fun olympics game.
>>153612822>>153612836LEAF FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
>>153612749>FWMC>caring about western sport shitOh I'm laffin
Is it gonna be sudden death in the 3rd? With the defences the way they've been surely next score wins.
>>153612806The 4 Nations got a sticky and Canada won that. So regardless of todays game, Canada is still world champions in the eyes of /sp/.
yeah it's over
>>153612806split between three different threads, retard
>>153612839refs*
>beer for breakfast
>>153612841Eat vegetables, fat fuck
How easy is Ozempic to get?
They are sick!
Snus and Gin&Tonic for me and Moosebro :) GO CANADA! Norrbotten loves ya!
>>153612864byea
Have faith you fuckwits!
>>153611483>this yearJohnny... I...
>>153612853>Americans HATE him
bobs and vagenei say againbobs and vagene
Sticky this thread bitchass mods.
Canada STILL has led for 0 minutes of these playoffs
so /hoc/ has a >>>/vt/ fag infestation too huh? sorry to see.
O L Y M P I C S
That's the only way theyll score against hellebuyck Gotta get it in before the Americans have a chance to stack in front. He's too good to let something squeak in.
>9 active threads on spee>no stickyMods are so fucking retarded.
EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR HORSES: the race that never discovered the wheel or the alphabet has something to say to the race that invented interplanetary travel
>>153611592Would be my honor but Ontario gonna be voting Dem till the end of time
>>153612806mods fear the autistic power of /hoc/
3rd period burger for the boys. We got this.
>>153612754thats because the olympics are more about propoganda than sport and the narrative is currently >le poor plucky candians, being bullied by mean old trump :(
>>153612826>shots = goals
>>153612855what?
>>153612877me on the right
>>153612855>The 4 Nations got a stickyseriously? That stupid fake tournament had a sticky and an olympic final doesn't?
is OT rules normal or is it some gay shit
I have no hope…
my habs would bootyblast both these shit teams
>parking the bus against canadaThis is why no Rags fag should ever be on team usa again
Canada will at least get 2 powerplays now
>>153612864Breakfast of champions
>>153612877A video of 2 pigs has nothing to do with hockey
>>153612826Prevent defence only works if you have enough of a lead relative to the time remaining. Other than the McDavid breakaway, USA hasn't given up any odd man breaks which is what you want defensively but they were giving up too much zone time and that's what created the Makar goal.
>>153612869why is that nig even allowed to play in the NHL?
>>153612867You need a BMI over 30 or diabetes, so easy in the US.
We only have one period of Olympic hockey left bros :(
>>153612757Kick them out. This is not in the Olympic spirit!
>>153612864I used to have a stout with my morning Oatmeal. Breddy good
Really hope this goes to shootouts.
>>153612914this is exactly how the Habs play
>>153612876Speak for yourself, Leaf.
>>153612880this is Trudeau's fault somehow I know it
Would you fuck left? Or would you fuck rightyou can only choose one
>>153612911garytime
>>153612901yum
>>153612814
>>153612889stickies are gay
>>153612940right easy
>>153612921refs will just give one pp each like they do in basketball
>>153612928wtf, just 30?
I think my first big 4chan event was when Canada won hockey in 2010
>>153612929>gary not sending this to OT
stream?
>>153612941Is it seriously fucking garytime again I hate this semen slurping sport
>>153612940Right. I like glasses. She also has that milfy skin that looks wrinkly which I find hot.
Canada is trying to jew their way to a gold medal it won't happen
>>153612936Many advertisers are saying this.
>>153612867Easy if you’re overweight, I don’t think it’s covered by anything unless you’re obese though. Idk how Canadian health prices work
>>153612889>sticky for a game ending in 30 irl minsretard
>>153612940either, I'd fuck just about anything at this point
>>153612903Mossad getting desperate, not sending their best
CAM ON USA SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
>>153612903These retard libs never learn do they?
I can’t handle the stress and tension I feel sick and I’m about to throw up. I might just turn of this game and read who wins
>>153612953I remember that
>>153612864For me, it's red bull
>>153612926Nothing wrong with doing that to a Florida Panther.
>>153612956>going to OT so casuals can wake up and watchsmartgary
3-2-1-FREEEZEADN GO
>>153612961on hockey dot tv
So hungover bros
>>153612961olympicstreams . co / live / olympics-2026-stream
Canada wins 4-1
>>153612940left
>>153612962>gary has power over world gamesGet your fucking head checked dude, this isnt the NHL
i seen binnington at church & wellesley
>>153612936This is not taking place in Providence, RI thoughbeit
>>153612961gem.cbc.ca
What is he shouting?
>>153612940Left, she would call me and boy while spanking me and making me cry (this makes me cum)
>>153612990I'm pumping desu
>>153612870I like general snus, I'm sure there are better brands but thats the only swedish one I can get here
>1-1 going into the thirdAbout to witness kino
>>153612940Cheryl Pounder likes her pussy getting a good pounding.
>>153611483It was rigged against them.
>>153612961SPORTSURGEwho's your favorite pokemon?
>>153612940Neither because I’m shy
>>153612925No coherent hockey analysis allowed here
Footballers get paid millions per years, how much are these jockey players getting paid in comparison?
>>153612975anything?
>>153612780Maybe not but I've had one girl sucking my dick and another sucking my balls before and I'd take that over a dual handjob.
>>153612978>libs>learnThey wouldn't be libs if they could learn.
>>153612940i think right is the correct choice
>>153612994Probably. Canada was always guaranteed to win the game.
throw me some numbers
The American offense was completely shut down.
Second pot is ready, black only
>>153613006the topical reference rn is outside Mar-a-Lago
>>153611359In basketball and American football, to some extent it selects for genetics, so there are stories about guys making it at the top level without giving a shit about the sport until they were 16. With hockey, all of these players had their yuppie parents enroll them in skating lessons, skills coaches etc. since they were 3 or 4. If you don't have that, you fall behind. Though I would imagine soccer is fairly similar, and I know baseball is, even if they're cheaper for families.
Wilson time to shine. We want war crimes
>>153612806generals don't get stickies make a gamethread you retards and remove /hoc/ and it will get stickied
>>153612940I choose both because I'm a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules
KEEP JEWS OUT OF HOCKEY
>fucking schizo gary doesn't control everything >anti-bettites fuck off
At a packed bar at 5am. Where we at leafbros? I'm in Vancouver
>>153613015Yuri is kino
>>153612926It has more to do that it's a leaf. (Okay maybe something else too)
>>153613009>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If america wins i dump my american trans gf and stick strictly to chinese ones
>>153611483Our olympic committee said that 6 medals is the target so no problem but we need to start doing what many other countries are doing, gotta find loopholes that are bordering disqualification
>>15361302967
STATISTICAL ANALYSIS AND PREDICTIONperiod 2 had 16 SOG for canada. at that rate vs. the GAA/SV% means Canada will score 4.2 more goals. US has not shown any sign it can stop canadas offensive rush. 11 of the 20 minutes in the period was in the US zone exclusively. by this, the game will end 5-1 CANADA.
>>153613012General is great! Ettan is the best for ”baking” but with premade pouches, General is the best.
>>153612984true, but he's a piece of shit no matter the opponent. He needs to be put down.
>>153612867should be easy sooner rather than later, the patent expired january this year
dOuBlE dOiNk
i have moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis
>>153613020same bro
if canada loses i will move back to pakistan out of shame
>>153612990This thing needs to OD on ozemppic
>>153613022If they play in the NHL i'd imagine they get paid a lot too
Hi I’m from the future, I just wanted to post here lolUSA wins in overtime. 2-1. Canadians all say that OT wins don’t count, they seethe. The entire team visits trump and they all wear jerseys with the number 51 on it
>>153612958
>panthers players won bronze silver AND gold medalsbased
>>153613050Jai hind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btObUyASSI8
I don't know who Gary is
>>153613009> Alysa Liuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
NOOOOOO
>>153613034>black onlyYou just described American women.
>>153613044Terano:)
>>153613050do it faggot, you dirty cheater
>>153613042Can't defend him after his retarded takes on the curling.
sam bennett hasn't made himself known in this game yet
>>153613065Kazuha needs big western war lord cock, those little Korean shrimp dicks wont satisfy her
>>153613044>packed bar>photo with no other people
>>153613042Needs more platitudes.
>>153613053If they bench Guentzel it's a totally different period
>>153613065
>>153613015The angle of the hips means they aren't into it, which is kinda hot
>>153612998>gary has power over world gamesyes.
>>153613075jesus this lying bitch is still on TV?
>>153613044based have fun! :)
Tkachuk needs to score (Both of them)
>>153613082No one cares about curling.
>>153613050get a chinese female gf their better
>>153612867Way easier now since you can buy the generic brand for cheap
>>153613035Does mar-a-lago have an ice playing surface?
what makes quinn hughes so untouchable? why won't wilson run him over or something?
>>153613029631751
>>153613072they made a biopic about him called bettman where he was portrayed by a monkey
>>153612940NOT WITH A BORROWED DICK
>>153613022Millions per years. Hockey players are also born rich so it’s kind of irrelevant.
>>153613083he should craft a shank and stab as many people as he possibly can
>>153613083Why hasn't he killed Hellafuck yet
>>153613042>gotta skatewow brilliant insight
>>153613022Everyone on both of these teams are top-tier NHL players and earning several million dollars a year. The best players have contracts in the $10M/yr+ range.
>>153613065cute
>>153613083Needs to injure hellabyck
>imagine qualifying for TurboTax free edition
Why is McDavid on the Leafs?
>>153613058two heaping scoops of ivermectin w/ meals
>letting big pharma sponsor an Olympic eventfeels weird man
>>153613063>jerseys with the number 51 on itkek
>>153613075Is this really the title?
I HOPE THIS IMAGE SEARS INTO CANADIAN BRAINS
I’m gonna Rondale Moore myself if the US loses
> legend is watching (You)
i just woke up, ran to my compooter, and found a stream. i've seen more ozempic commercials than hockey. americabros, we have a problem.
>>153613104There's some in vancouver who are white only, they're millionaires whose husbands do whatever the fuck in asia, they pay for u and ur their good little white boybut im mid 20s now, can't play that card.
>>153613083He's out of his element when he can't do scummy shit with the backing of George Parros.
>>153613050if you like trans women you should go to manila
>>153613072Delabonte
>This section of the show is brought to you by Ozempicwtf
>>153613106Yes. Gary's next Winter Classic will be there.
>>153613044NO NAME CHEEZE FLAVOURED TWISTS
>>153613085he doesn't want to dox them, xavier What's Singapore like? Is fish head curry good?
>>153612961dude it's on fucking nbc all you need is a paper clip and a ball of aluminum foil
>>153613107wilson is busy seething at mcavoy this game
USA will take its opportunity at a 5v3 now
>>153613121only 37% do
>>153613053yeah its over man.
>>153613107Wilson is scared of getting ragdolled by Tkachuk
>>153613042barstool is still so weird to me, they grew so huge and there was so much Discourse about them, but they're just boring lol
>>153613123They traded for Bustthews
That kpop tax commercial is gonna make me kill myself
>>153613093
>>153613117Yet the American goal scorer lets his mom tend bar
You want to see real tits?
LETS FUCKING GO CANADAAAAAAAAAA
If America loses I’m illegally immigrating back to Mexico
>>153613144singapore is okay, comfortable place is you have enough money if not a bit boringbut that's what the airport is for, so I can fucking leave
WERE ISRAEL INFORMED ABOUT THIS HORRIBLY ANTI-SEMETIC EQUALISER
>>153613114kek I second this. you gotta play to win
>>153613121>show a person in a large apartment >they somehow qualify for freemakes me mad everytime
>>153613151>Canadian reffies>Giving the US more than the one power play they were gifted
>>153613134my stream has no commercials :)
they're all too matey mate with one another. start fucken flattening some cuntsi dont give a fuck if you play for the same franchise in miami gardens fucken run the cunt over
>>153613164Yeah it’s not good
>>153613152If you use TurboTax you've joined the 37%
my Dasher is heading to the store bros
>>153613133surprised hes not wearing a USA jersey, fucken pig. canadian equivalent to yanukovych
If we lose it doesn’t count because the usa had the easier path we had to fight Finland and Czech. Proud hockey nations. USA while they had to face Sweden had to face slovkia a nation that I didn’t even know existed until this Olympics.
>>153613156>Tkachukuhhh... both of them are pussies lol
>>153612940left looks like she would destroy my pelvis
>>153613053predicting 5-2 canada. they had too much power in the US zone, theyll definitely put 2-3 away this period plus an empty netter
>>153613169We can't lose with Ina, Kronii, and FWMC on our side.
>>153613160it's for normies, but so is 4chan now that it has proliferated to twitter and instagram
This game only matters if we win, FACT.
OHHHHH CANADA
>>153613179>no commercialsThat sounds extremely anti-american.
>>153613093>>153613173
Here is your medal Americans
>>153613167yes
Quebec has some of the most powerful witches in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKMtjAXIMS0latinomaxing for matthews
How do I tell my gf she could use some ozempic?
>>153613156KWABOTY
>>153613119very!
>>153613173yooooooooooooooo>>153613165:DD
>>153613171nothing like going to bali for the weekend
>>153613180Based
>>153613156no one is scared of tkachuk
>pretty average defensejfc
Tkachuks needs to go BALLISTIC to Makar and McKinnon.
>>153613184God damn what a dumb take
>>153613208Huberdeau cursed the flames
>o-zone grindhttps://youtu.be/YnopHCL1Jk8?si=vcLBEOB8t93ebGsQ
>>153613211Say if you don't you'll cheat on her
>>153613136>>153613173Stop spamming thing that have nothing to do with hockey!
>>153613185Russia would have won it all easily this game isn't for a real gold medal
>>153613198True, Americans won't give a damn either way after desu
>>153613197Normalchads do not use 4chan, they simply dont need it
>>153613188you cant suffer in swedenexcept for the cold and rapefugees
>>153613219I prefer to fuck off to more east asia desumore civilized
Binnington is going to let in a really shitty goal to start the period
I feel vindicated for hating Guentzel. He’s done jack shit besides taking a penalty and blowing the coverage on Makar. Fuck him.
LAST CHANCE TO PREDICT THE FINAL SCOREkeep in mind:>canada had 18 shots last period to US’ 3my guess: 5-1 canada
>>153613211Tell her she looks just like her fattest friend.
>>153613103Many people do. You just assume that a game of high IQ and skill doesn't have much appeal because you are a retard.
CMON USA
>>153612749I'd rather watch Panthers games with migo
How much different would things be if Crosby was playing?
>>153613205That’s cool but can we have the silver medal instead?
USA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USA USA
>>153613133is that Aqua Man?
>>153613203O T T E RTTER
>>153613036So it's a rich kids sport
>>153613240I was just thinking the same thing...
>>153613065>>153613093>>153613173>>153613218>>153613165
Good Albertan boys carrying Canada
>>153613197Is it? Portgoy on fox big noon made mccafee on gameday not seem that bad. Hes a whiny neurotic jew.
>>153613234This. I'd rather be Russian than Canadian. Or a Democrat.
>>1536132422-2 canada wins in shootouts
RIGHT NOWRIGHT NOWRIGHT FUCKING NOW
>usa didn’t go with Dustin wolf Big mistake desu
>>153613240Misspelt Hellebuyck there champ
This game only matters if we lose
>>153613242Very conservative guess. 10-2 Canada.
>>153613208Why is Ronald J Grompf still breathing then??
>>1536132423-2 ZOG
>>153613125Ty, dr. Chud
>>153613250We’ll allow it
Get in.
I would be such a good goalie, just saying
how pissed will you be if the game ends in 3-on-3 overtime?
>>153613236There are plenty late to the party "joos" people here
>>153613211Tell her that it’s inspiring that she’s so body positive
>>153613242USA 2 - 1
>>153613095based, straight girls getting it on is cute
>>153613249every shot would have gone in for both teams
>>153613184> yanukovychHe’s been gone for 12 years already I don’t even know how you even know about him.
>>153613270Retard
>>153613233KPOP is spiritually connected with hockey
>>153613258yup, hockey equipment is crazy expensive and you need like 15 things just to play
>>153613241Gayke Cuntsmell is not a good hockey player
>>153613242I hate that you're right
>>153613249Probably 2 or 3-1 for canada. The face offs are killing us right now.
americans are trying to jinx the game by inviting me to predict the score, not shocked that a country powered by dark magic would try and pull this
>>153613226matter of fact its pretty dead fucken spot on if you ask me
>>1536132426-2 canada
>>153613258Literally the entire winter Olympics is a rich kids sport.
>>153613205>one thousand hours in em es paint>>153613236maybe, but the "culture" has been exported, not to mention the normies that invaded in 2016 and ruined this already shit website
What does he do?
americans scrambling to find a way to blame this one on niggers if they lose
>>1536132422-1 US play free bird bitches
>>153613246MAID dodgers (what I call fat boomers) aren't people.
>>153613042>9:47 AM>2 periods leftwhat a idiot what a fucking idiot
>>153613276Both countries are zogged
>>153613281Very
>>153613308Is that hasan piker?
>>153613280>joozin :D>baazin :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOhQZP821o
>>153613242I said in the first period Canada 5 USA 2
>>1536132423-2 USA - CanadaUSA wins in overtimeMaplenigs in shamblesAmericans largely unaware
I hope this doesn't go to OT
>>153613242USA 2 Cucknada 1Digits confirm, INSHALLAH
>>153613261CUTE
>>1536132423-1 can
3-1 Canada
who has better trans and femboys per capitacanada or america?
Bros, what would you do do if you won lottomax, how much you spend each month on tickets
>>153613308cocaine
>>153613293im very autistic about geopolitics
>>153613311>>153613322Checked
>>15361324925-1 in Canada's favour
If USA wins it means Trump was right
Do they have porta potties every five feet in Milan for the Amerisharter tourists
>>153613329>>153613330Faggots
WINNER>GAGNANT
>>153613295Jenna is proudly americanpost Sarah Gadon or Amanda Fix
recombined medal counts
>>153613207
>>153613317have fun in Iran and say hi to Bibi for us
>>153613330I kneel Swissbro
>Intact Insurance Heh, nothing personal mutts.
>>153613309>If we lose it's your fault Done
>>153613258No
>>153613258Pretty much. Ice time, equipment, league fees cost a lot of money and your parents also need to have the free time to drag you to the rink starting from when you're very very young.
>Bowen Yang already in shit tech commercials Really thought he was gonna be a decent character actor
Allez! Let's Go!
Noah hanifin said team USA wants to win this for trump and to pay respect for Charlie Kirk who was disappointed by the 4 nations result.
I heard there is potentially hogee goin on in this thread??
Eileen Gu is insufferable
>>153611483No competitive sauna sitting which is the sport they would add if they hosted
HERE WE GO BOYS
>>153613218:DD
>>153613308Is he playing?
>>1536132423-1 canada one empty net goal
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153613242it either goes 2-1 US and they squeak out a victoryor 5-1 canada if it follows the statistical odds
>>153613336Lottery is a very retarded way to spend your money
>>153613350
Leafs wish they could go back
>>153613308fivehead
>>153613309>blaming niggersNo, win or lose, we're gonna blame Gary
>>153613358
>>153613317Both countries are subverted by ideology but only the US is ZOG meaning Zionist
>>153613362cringe
>>153613336To be honest I would probably buy a really nice condo and just never leave for a decade
>>153613352Our country is literally being run by a foreign banker.
>>153613362What a giga stacy
>tied 1-1>going into the 3rd periodCan't get any more kino than this
>>153613350i need to colonize her
>>153613378back when they had good goaltenders
>>153613322millions of maplenigs still suffering from shock will wander aimlessly over the border
my body is ready
>>153613365Eileen who?
>usa changing lines Scared
>>153613242>only American victory predictions got digits Oof sorry Canada
mcgaykid is craving his sissy connor bedard so bad it's so obvious
>>153613279Is it okay if I go in naked? I don't have trunks
>>153613391Why'd this foreign banker recognize Palestine?
>>153613391And hes still better than Trudeau
>soft babyshit tkachuksees outKWAB
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153612940left 100%
Why do they need 2 halftimes in hockey? Is this gay game really that tiring?
>>153613379Bandwagon tourist
>>153613388Nice headcanon
>>153613351lmao
>>153613391That's every western country to be fair
>>153613333Indians don't make for good trannies/femboys so that is an easy US win t b h
why are americans acting like we're so much different to them
>>153613418They need to clean the ice
>>153613378My life has been nothing but downhill since then.
>>153613319>>153613308I was about to say lol, dead ringer for Hasan's fashion sense. Difference is Matthews has aspergers and Hasan is a sociopath
LET'S GO USA
>>153613391He’s Canadian
>US has no energy >Keep missing passesCome on guys this is your chance, leave it all out on the ice!
GWG will be some flukey shit
>>153611483>American education
>>153613410Words don't mean shit. He's not willing to kill Jews. (because he is one)
>>153613406He has celebrini though
>>153613427Nigger, you're entire national identity is "we're not American"
>Keep icing the puck against the best offense ever put together on paperBold strategy
Mike Sullivan is an idiot
>sub 40s after intermissionis that really necessary?
>Work for 50 seconds>have to go and sit down How does this shit work
>>153613418Players only last a little less than a minute on the ice before they get gassed per shift.
>>153613429Sad
USA USA USA USAUSAUSA
>>153613351Oh fuck almost spit the pasta out of my mouth kek
>>153613427we're not, that's what you do
PHWOAR
>>153613442lol you coping fucking slimeball
will gary allow the USA to win?
SAVED
LMAO
>>153613317true but it's like zog vassal vs. zog headquarters
AAAA WHAT THE FUCKIT WAS AN EMPTY NET YOU NIGGER
FACK
HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN
FUUUUUG
I CAN'T SCAAAAAAAAAR
>>153613436yeah it's over
HOW
>>153613449Retard
>>153613444Those are just retarded liberal canadians, everyone knows outside of quebec it's basically the same
WTF WAS THAT
How is that not in
what the FUCK
FOOMBLE
>just a continuation of the 2nd period onslaughthumiliation ritual
HOWOW
I FUCKING HATE DEVON TOEWS
Is there a fucking portal ?
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
task failed successfully
Insane
toews lol
my fucking butthole
>>153613435Ireland is not Canada.
US has no energy
oh my fuck how did he miss that
>>153613463he really matthewsed that chance
stopped my fucking heart
S U I C I D E W A T C H
I hate these canadian faggots so much
WHAT A FUCKING SAVE
hey USA you have to score to win
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
ahhh damn nice save
non stop miracles
NO WAY
What a fucking save
Holy shit
Let the boys cook
>>153613473You should kill them off.
My dad is screaming at the tv again
Crazy stop by HelleBUCK
Bouchard would have made that
HOLY SHIT
holy fuck what a save
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
USA is fucking done
HOLY FUCK Hellebuyck is so fucking good Jesus christ.
dang
>i cant scaaaar saar
Tried the one stream link in this thread, it was shit and didn't worksad times
>>153613499
HAHAHAHHAHA
>>153613491I’ll give them mine
I could have scored that goal
>>153613362Wonder what her lil chuddy brother is thinking
Hellebuyck saved it, fucking crazy how good he is right now.
Johnny Toews would have scored that
>>153613504Cute man
has US already given up?
>>153613506literally.
I'll say it again Only Hellabyck deserves a gold today
Oh Canada...
HELLEGAWD
wtf
feel bad for hellyebuck with how he's carrying the rest of the low energy team
What a fucking chad goalie. Carrying this shit American team
wow he stopped it
>WHAT A SAVE>WHAT A SAVE>WHAT A SAVE>WHAT A SAVE
Hollaback made a pact with Satan.
Holy fuck what a save
BUD WAS RIGHT ABOUT TOEWS
TWO PUCKS?!
That was their chance
Toews LVP
he a wild one fo dat
think it's gonna be hard to win if they don't get any shots on goal desu usa bros
gary is about to make a call for USA
>>153613561>>153613561>>153613561NEW
I think we need to take the puck away to win
Total Canuck Domination
I'm the world's blackest nigger
>>153613552GARY ACTIVATED THE MULTIPUCK
You only get 1, okay leafbois?
1 minute in5 shots on goal. GAMES DONE. canada might score 6 this period
if helly wasnt in net itd be 6-1 right now
>>153613350These jannies are retarded, couple of threadas ago two people got instantly bent for SFW pics. I guess everything is fine at long as the pics don't feature men kek
>>153613552canada cheatin
H O W E V E ROWEVER
>>153613552glitch in the AI
WHY ARE WE SCARED TO SHOOT THE PUCK YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THE PUCK AT ONE POINT YOU MISS EVERY SHOT YOU DON'T TAKE IT'S LITERALLY A FUCKING HOCKEY QUOTE YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDS
>>153613552DISTORTION OF TIME-SPACE
>>153613561>>153613561>>153613561>>153613561new
terrible pass
>>153613552behold our satanic forces
>>153613552Shitty low frame rate cameras need to die.
>>153613559it issource: my ass
>>153613549Windy was right about everything.
helleclutch
Who are the good guys to root for
Keep posting sexy ladies in swimsuits
Shame he's stuck on the jets
>>153613541save of the century right there
are you allowed to play the puck with you skates?
>>153613552And the Illibuck blocked them both
>>153613612Bad guys wear red
jesus
I was born in Toronto but live in America. I've never wanted America to lose a game more in my life.
>>153613427Bro you literally ruined your country by voting for jeet and tranny lovers because donald drumph hurt your feelings lmao
>>153613612A meteor to hit the arena.(And Germany because they give you money)
>>153613234Unironically true. Their goalies would be too much for anyone else to handle.
holy shit i'm going to lose my mind
>>153613624yes you just can't kick it into the goal
USA WILL WIN
wouldn't this be easier if they weren't on skates?.....
>>153613036No, baseball positions are super specialized but every kid is a generalist until about middle school. So a decent athlete can spam training for one position as a teenager and still do well. Soccer is relatively easy to train on your own. You can develop ball-handling skills solo with literally just a ball, then once you have those you get scouted.
>Sidney Crosby mentioned
I dont like how the bottom stripes on Canada's jersey stop, and dont form a complete hoop in the back. It looks like they ran out of colour.
>>153613664True.
>>153613552The camera behind the goal line has a slow frame rate to better judge if the puck crosses the line.
>>153613647The player plays as red in age of empires 2. The enemy NPC is blue by default
Celebrini should be water boarded with syrup for such a lame break away
>>153613701Ice is pretty slippery and pretty cold if you aren't wearing anything on your feet
>>153613766>slow frame rateSo it takes LESS pictures per second?
USA is pretty shit offense aren't they? I never watch hockey
>>153611359Top-level basketball players are ridiculously talented, especially psychologically. But the aport has a massive moat around it wrt height reqs so average play is less complex.
>>153613661You feel that strongly about this game? We're just out there having a good time.
They turned the puck camouflage on. The US cant see it.
they'll have to break this keepers legs at this point. jfc he's good
This is the last Olympic Game right ?
>>153613822*FewerAnd no
>>153613864No the next one starts in a bit under four years
>>153613864First, and last.
>>153613838Gib derpy BPD happa fucktoy
>>153613864The closing ceremony is in a few hours.
canada wins in OT script is already in
hockey is too stressful to watch... you can never see wtf is happening. I miss football bros.
>>153613929is (male) ok? :3
Canada dominating but Hellebuyck playing so good that it doesn't matter.
this is the most boring sport i've ever watched
>>153613974how is it domination if it's 1-0
KwabKinnon LMAO
thank you worst koreani have to clear my cache now
>>153614076shut up gook all ur women look like shit before plastic surgery from daddy
GOAL FUCK YOU SEPPOS
>>153614174canadans suck too tho
wtf was that? too many people on the ice or something?
Is Hellebyuck the strongest keeper in the NHL?
>>153614234But I want you to win
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