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Get fucked Tampa, Habs supremacy
Our penguins (:
>>154079539>Blots getting OLE'd in Amalie
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT4-1 SUZUKIEAT SHIT TAMPA
>4-1AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA
>dabs
Are the Habs legit?? Beating Carolina and Tampa??
>>154079577Suzuki not giving the freebie to his friend, what did he mean by this ?
Yep time to chimp out Classic bolts
*Oba Femi struts into the thread*
>>154079615Caufield only scores against goaltenders. No empty net goals in career
>>154079612yah they fixed the D
>islanders lost>senators lost>flyers lost>penguins won vs the red wings What a fantastic night to be a Penguins fan (:Hopefully randy can beat Ted too
>>154079664Crosby is returning to playoffs :)
>>154079612Habs are the next Canadian team to win the cup. Leafs are finished, oilers will not be able to outscore their god awful goaltending. Jets have playoff hellybuckHabs have the youngest core, and will just keep getting better and better not to mention Slafkovsky, DEMIDOV, Hutson are all top tier youngsters
>>154079493Oilers need to pay 9.25M AAV only until 2030 for Nurse, that's when McDavid is 33 and in his prime>>154079551need to have courage going forward :)
I can't hear the puck
>>154079652They followed Descartes' 2 advice to the letter.>1. Think therefore you are.>2. Give them the D
>>154079681Hmm I think I've heard this before somewhere
>>154079681As a >laffs fan I completely agree. The fact im sitting here watching them excited and hoping they win goes to show. Helps that st Louis was my favorite hockey player growing up.
>>154079709And to add, they fact they are putting up a fight and all smiles... the leafs could fucking NEVER
>>154079681Core signed for cheap on long term too. By the time the shine wears out, they can turn into very valuable trade assets.
>>154079682Thanks for the advice Pekka :)
Detoilet NiggertyNigletsNigNogNIGGERRRRS HAHAHAHAAAAHHAHA
Habs already dangerous as is. thought I'd need to wait a few years but nah, all the pieces are lined up just some tweaking to do
>poo jackets
>>154079681The Habitants might get a couple in the next few years
I hate my wangs so much
MY CANESIES
>the Yzerplan
Fuck the gary bolts, fall off the rankings.
>>154079832Thank you randy Eat cock though
>>154079706>4 players>vs>hutson, Slafkovsky, DEMIDOV, dobes young guns who all have massive impact on the game>suzuki, Caulfield, Dobson, Evans, Gallagher and Matheson are all seasonedNot even comparable to 4 players who all took up 50% of the cap space and could only win one fucking series in 8 years
where are all the montybum lovers now? real real quiet
/hoc/ finna be so so mad when Our Sennies make dem ploffs
>>154079898I think Monte is fine. He can for sure steal some games as a second. Dobeŝ is really fucking good though. I really wanna see them go on a run. I think when the pressures on both of them will be crazy.
Are the Habs good?
>>154079909I won’t, sens>laffs
>>154079934how would you rate them?
It's garbage time in the NHL season. Hurry up and start the playoffs.
>>154079945based knower
>>154079955playoffs should be concluded by memorial day but gary seems to believe we want 82 games
>>154079979>playoffs should be concluded by memorial dayWhy
>>154079988because there is no need for summer hockey
>>154079995Summer doesn't start until laye June
>>154079988We need to focus on the troops
>>154079979There should be 56 games. 1 game against every team2 games against every team in your conference 3 games against every team in your division Debate meYou cant
Winnipeg is only 3 points out of a wild card sport.
>>154079944>5 wins in a row including teams like the lightning and canesthey're on a hot streak.
>>154080032I can't. Don't forget 3-2-1-0 points scoring
my canesies have sealed itthe jackies take 0 points tonight
le butttt status?
>>154080033The west is so fucking bad holy shit
>>154080046Thank you my cock eating friend
>>154080033I still want to believe in the sharks and celebrini
>shesterkin and markstrom having a brawlLuv a goalie fight. Get fucked stripes
>>154080033west more like kwab
>>154080060you're welcome peter-puller
The Krakens need to win this game if they want to get that wild card spot
>>154080049The #2 wild card in the east has 11 points more than #2 in the west.
>>154080061I would kind of like them to fail and get a decent defensive twink since apparently there are no defenders available anywhere, but the rest of the Pacific is making it challenging.
A lot of complaining about Yzerman. Steve assembled the team that kicked Buffalo‘s ass in their own barn just a few days ago, and shut out Montreal and shut out the Avalanche both in their own barn. He put together a pretty good team. It’s on the players (and to some extent, Todd) if they can’t muster enough interest to play hockey half the games.
>>154080033AND they are currently leading 3-2 heading into the 3rd period against Chicago.
>>154080033>laffs would be in playoff contentionwhat a fucking dogshit division.
This team just cannot become anything bigger than the sum of its parts. On paper, this is probably a playoff roster if it can find a way to become something bigger, buy in, and really mesh as a unit. Step up and become a team like Buffalo finally did. These guys just can’t figure that out. Something is fundamentally broken in the culture and leadership. I don’t know what that is, I don’t know how you fix it, but this team is underperforming its potential to a shocking level out of seemingly no where. Talk about underlyings all you want, they were still finding ways to win.
not reading that
>blue jACKets
>>154080135Is this about Detoilet, the laffs or any of the Western pretenders?
>>154080089>(and to some extent, Todd)McLelman is the best thing to happen to Detroit in a decade, what are these people smoking
It’s upTotal possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it> Canadiens112>bruins108>penguins 106>senators102>Blue jackets102>red wings102>flyers102>islanders101
To the capitals, Sabres, hurricanes, and panthers I would like to say to you-https://youtube.com/shorts/tPsucmosTzE?si=EHIH3vGNV2O1Z0-r
>>154080032Gary said two more games, two more teams, two more scoops. Season is way too long, and far too many garypoints.I love hockey but the NHL sucks so much cock
lol senaturds didn’t even stand up for their rookie getting elbowed in the head. They just lost all right to mock us now
>>154080172Thanks for the update
>>154080214And the game after Brady mouthed off about the laffs their guy got his arm broken and they didn't do shit Chuks are loudmouth losers who only go for cheap shots, sniveling worms
>>154080218Np
>>154080214I keep seeing all these numales on Twitter talking about the senators and leafs for some reason like who gives a shit?
It’s up (until it updates in a few hours)
>>154080261Because the leafs have the most fans and make the most money. Senaturds are dogshit hanging off our boot we need to scrub against the floor sometimes just the way it is.
>>154080166its some shitlympics tourist trying to get ovet
>>154080276Ok but both of them aren’t playoff teams
>>154079639SavedGo Sabres!
>>154077338I never seen a team sucking their rival team's ass this hard.
>>154080274so pittsburgh is that high
>>154080261The leafs are gonna make grok their next gm
>>154080274That cropping is hilarious, you can see a tiny blue maple leaf peeking under calgary
>>154080285Rival implies to be on a similar level.
>>154080312kitties are already planning their vacations
>>154080287Yeah they won tonight and all the teams they needed to lose lost. Except maybe Bombston but i think they have the 1st wildcard locked down.
>>154079909Can't believe I was /hoc/ posting when this happened
>>154080312I wouldn’t crop it like that but I want to keep the time stamp in because it gets updated a few times each night.
>>154080348i always popped at masculine wood carrying
>>154080347boston look pretty locked at the moment
Huomenta but the opposite
>tfw hair has perfect amount of natural greaseekwab hairlets could never
Two weeks until the eastern conference’s last regular season games.
>>154079681I always wonder every night what went through rags management's head when they sacked Jeff Gorton. He haven't done a single mistake yet.
>>154080629I'm gonna miss the regular season. You take it for granted when it's there but miss it dearly when it's gone.
>>154080705months of relying on fujos sneaking into players' luggage to provide updates over the break
>>154080629>>154080705>>154080770i wish all of you fucking fucked off
>>154080705The thing I hate the most about the postseason is the amount of fairweather fags and tourists.
>>154080785no one's going to steal your idea for the september fic-athon
>>154080632>Be James Dolan>Multibillionaire and owner of the Knicks, Rags and everything MSG related>Tom Wilson beats up Artemi Panarin and mostly gets away with it.>Publish a PUBLIC statement bashing the NHL Player Safety and George Parros about it>Get fined 250k$ for issuing that statement>Gorton and Davidson jr try to say they didn't have anything to do with what Dolan published>Dolan fires them, putting the Rags in a downward spiral ever sinceAnd that's how the notorious Knicks terrorist struck the Rags on that rare occasion.
>>154080858why didn't he simply have parros killed as a warning? it would have been cheaper.
>>154080858coping for a feral cokehead nepo-billionaire rn but 1) that was clear insubordination lol and 2) those guys deserved to get fired on merit, they served up pure dogshit
Kyle won just like bud and copey and mitch and Dominick
>>154080785Retard
>>154080858Now Trump is trying to get him to move msg so they can build a train station there lol.
Donnie & Dhali shared this photo on the show today of Gordie Howe fishing in the 60s. Holy smokes, what a beast.
bulju stole all of mcdavid's trap doujins
>>154081112does he know there is already a train station there?
>>154081277They want to rebuild it. It was originally where msg is now.
Welp it was nice knowing you numales
>>154081295yes. i just thought it would be funnier if he'd somehow missed the biggest train station on the continent.
>>154081224he scored the ot winner and forced a game 7 today :)
I don’t watch hockeyIs ovechkin the GOAT?
>>154081387Retard
>>154081387that title belongs to Eugen Malkinsson
There’s a chance my penguins can clinch on Easter
>Yeah we will close the gap on the Avs and get home ice AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH>dullass
you're wasting renewable water posting your garbage here
I hope we don’t get some gay ass April fools day prank again
how were the games bro's i didn't watch any im playin pokemon now
>>154081456They'll get home ice...Against the mild
i'm scared. i refuse to believe bedsy is a bust.
>>154081555Great (:>>154079664>>154080347
Has Gary taken into account that the Stanley cup finals will over lap with the World Cup?
>>154081627I don’t think anyone interested in Hockey is interested in football.
i am pleased to announced my dragonair has evolved into dragonite :)
no aprils fool fuggeryyet...
>>154081651Numales are
Recognize this young whippersnapper? No cheating.
>>154081674Last year fucking SUCKED
>>154081651I will be cheering for Soccer Canada once all the Canadian teams are eliminated from the playoffs.
would have started by now the euros always get a head start
on /b/ nu captchas are now guess the animedisgusting
>>154081854Why? If there's ONE non-Swede on the national team I'm refusing to watch it. And last time I saw a picture of Canada's national fagball team it was full of Africans.
>>154081854Just to watch Canada not make it out of the group stages? Wild.
There was alot of shit goaltending tonight
Soccer canada can't be more evil than hockey canada...unless...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Soccer_drone_spying_scandal
>>154082065Canada likes to cheat alot don't they
>>154081607something something sexual euphemism
>>154081433
>>154082058>check of the game
>>154080274It’s up(dated)
mckenna is going to look good in a florida panthers jersey
>>154082162>Sharks 25% chance to make playoffs
>>154082162>98.1% chants
No April’s fools day slop yet?
>>154082203I got a captcha telling me to identify an anime character
>>154082203>>154082206I got a boat in a river and I said boat in a river and I got it wrong :[
>>154081112Wait there's train stations in NYC? I thought there were only subways.
>>154082203>>154082206Saw someone on /pol/ post this one
>>154082210Subways are underground trains
>>154082214Jen
>>154082203random captchasjust cancel and reroll
The avies are winning the cupCope seethe dilate :)))
>>154082230Doubt
>>154082214>soccer
>>154082210The tracks go underground to get through manhattan, but Penn Station and Grand Central are multipurpose.
>>154082230i doubt it
>>154082236wtf theres a bawston kangaroo and a ny dingo?what about the kiwis are they frauds too?is the japanese guy even a teacher?
>>154082253i only lived on the west coast, but i've been to ny. kiwis are fictional, like manitoba
>>154082233>>154082250APRIL FOOLS!!!! LMAOOOOOGOTCHA GUYS
>>154082267damn it!
>the jest are closing in on a wild cardWhere tf did those guy come from?
>>154082280*guys
>>154082280The west being dog shit
/mbl/ obsessed with gary>>154058871
>>154082291That’s just the Pacific.
>>154082297Retard
>>154081835Corey perry
>>154082327Cope faggot.The goal difference in Pacific is worse than the other 3 divisions combined.
Connor Ingram shut out the high scoring Krakens today
>>154082383the central has the worst goal differential retard. i thought asians were good at math...
>>154082404we finally have our tendies!
>>154082383yo can one of your students help me with them captchas for a couple of days?will keep her fed and ill send her back
>>154082404The kraken suck though
>>154082404and?
>>154082414
>>154082479Jesus christ... how do we fix the Pacific?
>>154082497it wouldn't be difficult to implement structural changes to how players are drafted and move around, but that might interfere with whatever gary thinks he's doing.
>>154082497If it wasn’t for Oilers +10 the whole division could be minus.
CUTEFIELD!
>Hey! Nigger! Leave them kids alone!
Reminder
Goodnight based Gary
>>154082497it will fix itselfsome years ago it was really dominant and atlantic was hot shit...omfg these captchas
>>154082520
>>154082534based
>>154082550Nigga just click cancel and you get the real ones
Wow
>>154082404Ingram was so bad in Bakersfield. He's way worse than Pickard. IDK wtf they've done to fix him for now, but their goalie of the future is Ungar. He's better than all of the guys they've had since McDavid got there
colarado is first in the league so obviously some central teams will have some losses but explain the pacific or the east? even the whole east has two teams tied with second in the central dallas. explain parity when two teams are better than all the other teams? then some teams will be in the middle obviously
beat the elite 4 and my gay ass rival kwab
i also notice that after rebbi bettman took over colarado stopped using the big foot logo so much. not saying anything out right but draw your own conclusions
what happened with all the lames shitposters?
>>154082680They finally came to terms with how bad Dustbin wolf is
real pookcific hours fell off years ago
>>154082706usually it's just one leaf and one burger just throwing their ahit at each other lately
>>154082680They were left unattended with some drain cleaner
>>154083121I thought it was Tide Pods
>>154083131Those only affect zoomers and everyone here is a crusty ahh boomer
Thinking about a knights cup run
>>154083243based me too
>>154082680epitome of fairweather fans
>>154083251they're not making it past conference finalsthis gimmick sucks
>>154082541sacrificing worth taking when gary hands a canadian franchise the cup in 3 months
>>154083243>looks at post>looks at flagKek really you're simping for American teams now? Thats how bad it is?
>>154083459why is it so bad, americans simp for canadian squads
Why is there no shit gimmick for retards on the site yet?
>>154083662Nigga who PAYS to post on this site detected
>>154083669Gary has a company account for his interns
Just saw a hoc related captcha and had a laff
>>154083662Chicken jockey
>laffs
here it isthe latest list of utterly shit teams
>>154083876Jen
>>154083876I got this one wrong
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>154083820my panthers shouldn't be here
>>154084072They couldn't finish this year
>>154084072It’s crazy how hard they’ve fallen
>>154082404I always thought he was talented but his mental illness was killing him
>>154084240is it?
>>154084290Its flipping mental
>>154084297their best player has not played since day1 of training
>>154084290They were preseason favorites last summer
>>154084343without injuries they would remain favourites
>>154082162>Crosby is making one final playoff run>Detroit sucks >Teds miracle run is over>shorks are so bad they’ll miss playoffs
my heavens..
>>154084480>all late west coast games >only one decent game Gary is punishing us for not buying enough jerseys
Finally had to turn my ac back on
skinner wasn't moving like this in edmonton
/hoc/ spotted at a dallas game
>>154084611This is AI
>>154084580Too much pizza
>>154084580He no longer has to deal with McDavid’s autism and has a real captain
Have a really good april fools gimmick for the next thread
>>154084545There's still snow on the ground
>>154084683Are you team chocolate?
leafs are in a playoff spot!........APRIL FOOLS HAHAHA
I like mitch marner...APRIL FOOLS IM A CHUD HAHA
I just took a foul royHAHA APRIL FOOLS I MEANT A MARNER
I think I'm going to stop updating the thread whenever I take a shitAPRIL FOOLS WE STILL CALL THEM MARNERS HERE AND I WILL NEVER STOP HAHAHAHAHA
erm we call them bedards now
>>154084580He plays behind a real defense now.
>>154084836JEN
On planet retard april 1st is when everyone pretends to be serious
>>154084836Haha true
I respect swedish postersHAHA APRIL FOOLS
Seeing Shannon going over every laffs contract I realized every players are fucking freeloaders. I wish I've gotten paid over 10 mill per year for doing fuck all.
>>154084934Same. I’d kill to get that much to even be a benchwarmer
Ok this is fucked up this captcha system was bad enough with the shapes garbage. Now I have to guess the name of a random fucking anime character. This might be the final straw in me quitting this website permanently.
See ya later numale
>>154084945Retard
>>154084094I want her to take Berube's job at laffs just for the memes.
>rags
>>154081363He has many teeth.
>>154084958>>154084952>hahaha we know our captcha sucks it’s a meme now!!! April fools no we won’t make any efforts to improve it and make it easier.
The captcha is a retard filter and it sounds like it works as intended
>>154082479
>>154081187Achievable natty? I bet he could bench 3pl8 for reps
i can bench connor bedard
>Cope faggot.>The goal difference in Pacific is [continues lying]
>Staples: McDavid formally requests trade from Edmonton
>>154084997I bet he'd enjoy that very much
>>154084997Based! I might be able to OHP him
Markstrom is a shit goalie and lost his fight.
my team rules and is run by a chad
>Report: J.T. Miller Requests Trade from New York
>>154085033Let’s be real. India isn’t even that bad of a country. Not surprisingly when you import Sikhs from one area that is worse than the rest of the country you get all the bad eggs and not all the good India has offered. That’s like if we took all the African Americans from Compton or Baltimore.
>>154081224Bulju was kicked off the team for not appreciating McDavid’s literature. McDavid shows his newest doujins to everyone in the locker room
we should bring back the troll face and barack obama and pitchfork media
>>154085031based Flames chad
>>154085080she's got that affluent calgarian stare
>>154085084even the most elite of the albertans look retarded
Hi
>>154085080yeah i suppose you could call me a Flames Maniac
>>154085080Shes hideous and her music sucks. She also said Calgary sucks compared to her new home In la
Bret is a Flamiac too
>laffs considering a rebuild>they don't control their first round pick until 2028>laffs
>>154085080Really love her long midface in this pic. Elegant
>>154085143Could have had this year's back but they decided to start winning after Matthews got his knee atomized kwaborb (kek what a bunch of retarded bitches)
>>154085143at least they still have Dear John Tavares,
>>154085077We must return to 2009-2012
>>154085143>laffs
Shit games tonight, except maybe shorks/quacks
shit swedish post season on right now
real employed hours right now
Can't wait for L. Hutson to get bullied and crash out in the first round
>>154085378Nah, he's one of the boys
lole
>>154085419Let that be a lesson to players who might consider playing in a high tax hell hole
>>154085419When I get a 200 dollar bonus from work its taxed at 50%If this nigger gets a 15.3 million dollar bonus... I wont do anything about it but ill be upset for a little while.
>>154085419it should go to gary
>>154085367Stay strong fellow wagies!
>wednesday, muh dudes
>unnecessarily extending a postseason series Based, fuck you, Farjestad
Florence Pigh finally came out admitted she's going steady with her beau
>>154085558Yeah why did you think we had any issues?
>>154085564She's our slam piggy
>>154083876ermmm... do mods know this is a blue board? hello????????? ummm, racism much? do better moddies, hiro is running a business here.
>/hoc/>business ideas, hourly wage complaint office, the Department of Ornithology, and ice hockey at all hours of the day, including this one
still an incredibly poor replacement for Scarlett Johansen
>>154085419>give us half your income just because lolAnd people wonder why players don't wanna play here.
>>154085419>Judge rules against CRA motion in tax case against Leafs' John Tavares.
fuck xhes back from xher ban time to leave
Can Mike Gillis fix the laffs?
>>154085611>just becausetax the rich
>>154085641The laffs are forever broken, nothing will fix them.
>>154085652good answer
>>154085652Not even relocation to the sunbelt?
>>154085652Just like my islanders
>>154085660They’d start being competitive if they were moved to Atlanta
>>154085660the sunbelt shall come to them
it makes sense that of all canadian teams, gary singled out the habs for a potential cup. he probably tried giving the laffs one but their incompetence shocked even him. so yeah i think with garys stamp of approval we could see the cup coming home to montreal before the end of the decade
This thread needs a goalie fight.
>>154085683>muh amurricun (indian) dreamCringe
>the Birmingham Maple Leafs >the New Orleans Senators >the Atlanta Canadiens >the Houston Oilers>the Santa Fe Jets>the Phoenix Flames>the San Diego Canucks Solid relocation placements, Gary, well thought out, and you save your players a bundle on taxes
>>154085558I don't even know who that is
>>154085713>heems you
If i was a laffs fan, I'd probably just go out to the garage.
>>154085726She doesn't know you, either, so there
>>154085730They are bad enough that im watching and cheering for the habs
>>154085652they need more assistant GMs
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1Vancouver @ Colorado8:30 PM ET Sportsnet (Canada only)Anaheim @ San Jose9:00 PM ET TNT / truTVJohn Forslund, Eddie Olczyk, Shane Hnidy
>>154085713NOPE we need more ZOOMERS
>>154085806If they aren't coming in here because they have a curious lust for violence, then what's the appeal?
>>154085738Cheer for my starsies
uh oh, Rogle>uh oh
>>154085806We better promote on /hoc/ on TikTok
>>154085894We're doing that alreadyGary has an intern task force banging around the clock, trying to find the key to unlock the Zoomer Hold Out
>Brownnäs>Nicklas BUSTström>Jakob SilfverBUST
>>154085833ummmmmmmmnyo.
>the sleepy fishing port of Karlstad
>>154085730What fo you have in the garage? I have a drumkit, two benches, dumbells, a bar, weights and a machine for push and pulls. But I'm not sure what I would do with that if I was a Leafs fan.
>>154085967Based! I dream of having a home gym one day
>>154085967>he has a set of lifting equipment and a barMy garage is full of boxes cause we're planning on moving soon > Can we get a round of Flaming Moe's?
>der haven de Ängelholm
Love a little post-intermission boxing
>>154085984do you not have 2000$ or something lol
>most dangerous lead in Växjö
>>154085419I'm glad they have this ruling in place to keep the cup from ever going back to Can'tnada
only shit games tonight
>>154085967>No heavy bagPussy
>>154086198Nobody got a gun to your head making you watch
>>154086174>-2
Gary Bruce Bettman
>>1540861981st in the league vs 32nd is always a fun game. Can't wait to see if the Canucks can pull an upset.
>>154086198Gary gave us all the decent games yesterday. Today he wants us to enjoy the spring weather
>>154086226I can do that on my lunch breakBut after I clock out, I want hardcore ice hockey, Gary, and anything else is simply unacceptable
>>154086226>spring weather>enjoy I hate mud
>Gary wants me to reflect and enjoy my watery sinuses and drippy noseThank You, Gary
only 3 games today and I'd say weak sauce but my team is playing so I accept Gary's terms.
gudas is raping that twinkfaggot
>>154086225You know what, gonna be positive. Maybe the games tonight WON'T suck. They could be absolute beepers.
>>154085694
Gudas embarrassing himself got rock by domi
shit teams today
>>154086360Yeah, especially the avatroons. Biggest frauds in the league.
Canucks GM Patrik Allvin announce LW Evander Kane agreed to terms on a 4 year $19M ($4.75M) extension through the 2029-2030 season. @Canucks [X/Twitter]
>>154086373Aves are decent. Dallas are a tepid first round exit
>>154086385lol
>>154086391Nice April fools post anon, you almost had me
>>154086385Honestly well deserved. He's played hard and has been proud to play for his hometown team.
>>154086420nope. he misses swordfighting with darnell nurse.
>>154086373true kwab
>>154086430I'm sure Darnell would love a change of scenery and to come to Vancouver. His sister has been thriving with the Goldeneyes all year.
>>154086447Shes cute :3
>>154086412Do you really believe Dallas is going to survive the first round? They’re slumping hard
>>154086447legit cant tell if thats a light skinned black woman or an italian
>>154086459Dallas are 2nd round shitters similar to our leafs last year
all road leads to skinner hoisting the cup
You people are still talking about Dylan?
Whats dylan grillin
its half
>>154086493I doubt Skinner gets the playoff starts though. Artur Silovs is a proven playoff preformer.
How does Gary explain this?
>>154086527Gavin McKenna would fix this.
>>154086447what do you think her penis looks like?
>>154086527The sun has set on sunrise
>>154086527I’m crying
>>154086538shes just a cishon
>>154086527>paying to watch basement teams lol cuck
Mitch doxxed himself and lost to tbg
>>154086459Stars slumped into the playoffs last season, took out the troonsies without miro or Robertson, stole the series vs the jest, farted out of the wcf in 5They're going to meme into the wcf and shit the bed like always
>>154086527People always show up late to games in Florida
there's something schizophrenic about connor ingram, like multiple layers of unexplainable weirdness.
>>154086568Yeah, they started in 1993 and fans didn't show up until 2023
>7 out of 21 """experts""" had Brynäs as Champions
>>154086577One of his personalities placed a bet that he would let in 10 pucks and the other one didn't know about it and he got away with it.
>>154086525He was impressive with Vancouver
>>154086601What does it take to become an expert on the SHL?
>>154086624collection of gay magazines
>>154086624collection of bodybuilding magazines
>>154086527Gary is not bothered by gate revenue he only cares if they're buying new jerseys regularly
>>154086527Tickets were too expensive
>>154086538Shouldn’t you be at practice, McDavid?
>>154086624Former player or a journalist.
>>154086535Please let Florida suffer for a couple more years before giving them a generational talent
>>154086564I’m fine with them pulling off upsets as long as they don’t lose to the oilers again
>>154086577Hes a goalie so naturally he’s mentally ill
>>154086708Welp, prepare to be disappointed because it could most definitely happen again. Wild are chokers. Avs are engineered to lose to Dallas. Stars are chokers when it comes to the conference finals. It's all pattern recognition.
>>154086601KWAB
it smells like fish in here ew
>>154086746The interns are getting lazy. I really wanted to see 2 brand new teams make the finals
>>154086766I had chirashi for lunch
>>154086746They choked because of Peter DeBoer. He always chokes in the conference finals and it was a one off when he made the finals that one time and also when his team was a first round exit.
>>154086766Sorry I was having canned tuna to get protein
performative lunch
>>154086797I could go for a matcha latte
>>154086447they are cousins
winners: bud, mitch, copey, dominick
>>154086766Sorry I had to rub aloe on my penor
>>154086921Were you sunbathing naked again?
>>154086918April fools!!!
>>154086930nah thats you
>>154086766goooood mornin' ladies
>>154086926i fear this might be a gooning-related chaffing situation
>>154085419When is Gary going to raise the cap for Canadian teams?
>>154086953Jen
>>154085611>>154085644>just because>tax the richTax the rich hockey players just because pajeet and ahmed needs feeding and housing
>>154086986When there's a cold day in hell
>>154086962This is gods message to you that you need to practice nofap
>>1540867763500 nhl games on this team and they cant win! im so fucking pissed!
i dont speak frog
No april fools gimmick?
>>154087153its in the captcha and its lame
>>154087153the evander kane contract extension
>>154087126
>>154087153Hiroshimoot feared the power of team pb
I’m going to be straight with you—thinking about it as “getting an African tribal girlfriend” isn’t a great starting point. It treats people like a category or aesthetic instead of individuals, and that’s usually what leads to awkward or failed interactions.
>>154087197fights were way better when they took their helmets and elbow pads off
Ah, Connor McDavid—the phenom of the NHL. If you’re wondering why he “loses so much,” the short answer is: it’s rarely about him personally; hockey is a team sport.
Read a great article about Bimbos in the new york post today
Can't believe Gary got hospitalized last night. This might be the end.
>>154087225yes? and? refute the claim ?
*skates into triple coverage alone and loses the puck*
>>154087162I dont think thats real
>>154086783TrueWhat do you think will happen this season?>>154086773Naww I'm just kidding, who knows wtf will happen
hmm how many hundreds to be on the avalanche tonight
if the canucks manage to put up at least one tonight, the fagalanche are a 1st round exit
if the game isnt at least 4-0 by the end of the first period i have no faith in the avalanche winning the cup this season.
>>154087232Source? /hoc/ should make him a get well card
>>154087311Don’t bet retard. Put your money in an S&P index
>>154087311Don't. Trap game.
Just saw the schedule. Nice joke Gary. Now post the real one.
>>154087448No games are meaningless. Plenty of young guys trying to make an impression on the Canucks as well as veterans like Evander Kane playing for their next contract.
>>154087411diversifying is for losers.
never forget when marchand and benett hid injuries just so they can fuck up mcdavid's gold medal game
>>154087466
>>154087462No, this is the worst part of the season where fans of shit teams pretend their team isnt and wasnt shit the whole season.
>>154087471They should lose their Canadian citizenship for how much they’ve fucked their nation
what the FUCK is Ullmark's problem?
>>154087492The senators are shit either way
>>154087414>bud thinks the nuckies are suddenly going to step up after being completely destroyed by the struggling flames and knightsjen kek even
>>154087411>playing jewish xbox live
you just KNOW bedard gets passed around the locker room
you're telling me this nigga is the lebron james of hockey?
>>154087471Marchand was way out of his league in that game, it was baffling to watch but then again canada put one of the nhls worst goalies in the gold medal game so idk what they were thinking
>>154087466The S&P is a long term investment
>>154087501APRIL FOOLSBITCH
>>154087492Lack of gay sex has destroyed his mental health
>>154087552someone should rock binningshit's domehead
>c-cope you were serious
>>154087531long term invest in deez nuts
>>154087544Whomst amongst us hasn't
Make sure you watch the rocket launch in case it explodes
>>154087591it won't, I used the right gasket this time
space isn't real
>>154087620Just like my islanders
>>154087508Everyone waits until he gets in the showers
one of the astronauts is canadian he said he's excited to get as far away from the leafs as possible
now that the chicago bears have relocated to gary how long until gary moves the blackhawks there too?
remember that tire from last weekend? yeah it only cost $18 to fix bros
>>154087605Seems like you forgot to charge the battery
>>154087663Based! I would have thought it would have cost at least a hundred
why is he so hnggg
>>154087669i ran over a screw and so they were able to patch er up
K this gay for bedard gimmick is stale as fuck. We get it. youre a fag.
>>154087673im not here to browse trannygram with you.
>>154087673Mirin’ his and but he needs to hit the weight room and bulk. He definitely can’t bench 2pl8 for reps
>>154087492remember when he won the vezina in dominating fashion just a couple years ago
>>154087569They’re too small to invest in
>>154087699Actually he split it with swayman
>>154087531not if you buy options that expire at the end of the week
>>154087492Counting or not counting the entire defense getting kirked?
>canadian astronaut>black astronaut>female astronautUh oh
>>154087673LETS GET BEDARDED IN HERE
>>154087719OH NO SPACE HAS GONE WOOOOOOKE
It's okay anyways, Senators are gonna win the cup in 2027. Check'em
>>154087734>>154087734>>154087734New
>>154080135i recall watching some sports segment on mcdavid (no idea where) and it showcased mcdavids home and interviewed him there. he lived in this hideous modernist concrete block in the woods near edmonton, and his wife was a completely mid bimbo. i knew right there that the guy wasnt ensouled, and easily persuaded husk of a man being taken advantage of. mcdavid seems like a boy trapped in a mans body who is probably the best hockey player since crosby. its sad really. he shouldnt wear a C is what im saying basically
>>154087492absolute shit defence in front of him
