>Session 1 of buddy's new campaign>It's clear he hasn't read the rules at all and is totally winging it
>>97230596While actually making the attempt is commendable, I think if you gently open the topic that understanding the rules will be more fun in the long run, hopefully he will listen
>>97230596And yet HE'S actually put together a group, with players, and is out there running the game. That's makes him not only a better gamer than you, but a better human being than you. You should be on your knees thanking him for caring enough to run a game at all, instead of complaining about it online. You can't even muster the balls to bitch to him like a man. Fuck you, kill yourself, and get out. You're too pathetic to even post here.
>>97230596You know /tg/ is shit when people are upset at you for noticing your GM is incompetent. If someone invited you to a game, there actually fucking IS a minimum entry requirement. You should not invite people to a game you care so little about you haven't even bothered to learn the rules. I mean, come on, how is that too much to ask for? How the fuck are you guys actually so lacking in self-worth that you think it's acceptable to be invited to a game where the GM hasn't learned the rules? That's like being invited to a dinner, and you show up and it's not done, burnt, or raw; it's missing entirely because they simply decided not to bother! Why the fuck would you invite someone over for something, and then not bother with the bare minimum? Hey man, if you don't give enough of a fuck about playing a game to learn how the game works, maybe you shouldn't offer to run shit!That kind of behavior is so incompetent, lazy, and disrespectful that it boggles the mind.Ok, fine, be grateful at a base level to all people for wanting to spend recreational time together with me, I feel that, but at the end of the day... Are they a fucking retard? I can be polite to some inept dipshit if they have a profound mental disability like Down Syndrome or something, but it's actually totally fine to expect the bare minimum from people who aren't fucking disabled. You should be able to go into a game trusting that the GM learned the rules, that's not too much to ask.If you volunteer to run some shit, fucking read the rules. Matter of fact, reading the rules should be your number one priority before you go running your mouth about running it at all. How can you even know you like a system if you don't understand how it works? Huh? Is that just irrelevant? I feel like I'm taking retard pills even trying to understand the point of view where it's not taken for granted that the GM has read the fucking rules.It's actually ludicrous to expect anything else.
>>97232863it's rare that someone posts some autistic rant that I 100% agree with
>>97232863>>97232880Did we read the same thread?
To preface, I'm an MTG veteran. My first Precon was Coven Counters in 2021 and I've been an EDH player ever since.After years of playing, I think the WUBRG elemental may just do me in. Gimmick synergy, tribal, a real throw in anything somewhat related type of commander potential. It also has the most forced WUBRG ability to date: being able to pay WUBRG in order to keep an Elemental you Evoked is utter bullshit. It completely defeats the purpose of Evoke and is just a continuation of "drop a set, put whatever you want under 1 commander."I hate it, you hate it, and it's just a slap in the face of previous WUBRG Legendaries that tried to be something more than tribal or gimmick synergy, or just cram some WUBRG ability in last second, such as [[Atogatog]] [[General Tazri]] [[Golos, Tireless Pilgrim]] [[Jodah, the Unifier]] [[Jenson Carthalion, Druid Exile]] [[Morophon, the Boundless]] [[Najeela, Blade Blossom]] and [[Ramos, Dragon Engine]] . And I'm missing a shitton of other WUBRG Legendaries that could be Commanders.But let's look at the new WUBRG Legendaries that could be Commanders (hint: they're all tribal, gimmick synergy, or cram in a WUBRG ability last second): [[Avatar Aang]] [[Cosmic Spider-Man]] [[Hei Bai, Forest Guardian]] [[Heroes in a Half Shell]] and [[Infinite Guideline Station]] .As long as WotC keeps dropping cards like [[Horde of Notions]] , MTG will die very soon and for real this time.
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>>97232405this is copypasta'd from a post on reddit. everyone in the comments of that post dunked on the guy
>>97232886https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1ptwt0h/the_wubrg_legendary_elemental_in_lorwyn_is_proof/
>>97232405>It took him this long to realize he was playing a gimmick formatEvery time a bell rings, a redditor gains a brain cell
>>97232426Friendly reminder they needed to put a Willy Wonky ticket to save this set.
Lily Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232815Consider the following. Fill in the rest of the unit with other necromunda sculpts.
>>97232815Necro gets all the pretty girls
>>97232849nah it isnt. chinks arent capable of creativity and innovation
>>97232422>>97232512>"oh no! They have a loud scream!">puts headphones on>???>profit
>>97232815What a fucking slut. Why is GW catering to cumbrains?
Another Infernals edition edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231935I meant spiders as a whole, each has a not!charm that breaks the action economy.
Is it possible for a Solar to know all exellencies at chargen?
>>97232172no
>>97232187sounds like a copout
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
Here's an idea for the human semen cattle fetish in relation to elves in an amazon setting, using hentai settings as a base. What do anons think?>Known as the Fae, Elves, Fairies, Fair Folk, Dryads etc.>Elves are essentially the gardeners and protectors of World Trees, who created them for such purposes>They are only women, but are physically weak, around even with men>Their protection methods involve hidden settlements, traps, glamours and other in-direct defenses>However, once these defenses are bypassed, elves are pretty defenceless against other warrior women, and would often get enslaved>Enslaved elves were used as servants, entertainers, and even sex slaves>Despite not being born sexually, they are capable of sexual reproduction, and would get impregnated by human men>Unlike elves born from World Trees, elves born of an elf are not defenceless, they can take on human women in even combat>These elf born elves would then lead slave revolts, liberating their tree born elves and kidnapping several men to perpetuate themselves>Will regularly raid humans or extract tribute of males, in practical terms because they need to in order to have proper defenders, but also because sex is pretty fun
>>97232622I think that after reading your intro, that one nofap guy was right and people like you shouldn't post in these threads.
>>97231519Gift cards would be a pretty useful gift (or loot) seeing how easier a card is to carry around than tons of coins.
>>97231104I just have my elves view everything that isn't an elf as a potential source of food. Humans are great because of their short life spans and the fact that it took only a few hundred years and treating them half decently until they re-arranged their entire culture identity to give their dead over to the elves as a more dignified option rather than just burning them or throwing them in the dirt.
>>97230958Yeah, Drow in a lot of older lore do eat lesser races like Humans, Duregar etc.They don't see it as cannibalism however, because they're 'lesser creatures'.
Thread #02 Lean Winter on the TundraPrevious Thread: >>97090196Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. >>97224887Rules:>We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest.>This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra.>Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory.>Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation.>/un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter.>Spoiler any OOC discussion.Happy hunting. Unless this thread somehow takes off like a rocket, this will be the last un0 thread for the foreseeable future. Towards the end of the thread, please give your feedback in regard to these shorter, limited run RP threads.
>>97231607>Being THIS ignorantAt least everything outside of the name is still a secret
Strike team cleared out the lair. Rather spacious burrow. Crusted blood, scraps of the dress from the undercover police officer back when Pilgrim got shot, bones-- maybe human, but nobody's home. The team has set up traps, they'll be staying there for the night.
>>97232064Unmarked van just pulled up to the hospital's rear entrance. at least 5 guys driver included just went in. feds, maybe. police buddy might know what's going on.
>>97232634Shit. just got a call from our contact, something's wrong. He met Pil;grim, dude's freaking the fuck out, I'm taking a few guys to get him out. fucking feds.
You need us back? Okay. We''ll stay pu-- [A whisper] [low pitch native English speaking male][Silence][The sound of mechanical whirring][The sound of a snap] Shit. [A whisper][The sound of suppressed gunshots] [The sound of mechanical whining and sputtering]Zeke, on me. Everyone else stay at your positions. [A whisper][The sound of footsteps and foliage rustling]Someone's following us. Are you getting this, Wildcat? [A whisper]Wildcat? [A whisper]
Previously on /slop/: >>97217403 ▶ Thread Task:. Christmas and Cryptids Edition. Krampus, mimics disguised as presents, Egg Nog Elementals, and all things fierce and festive!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232755Right? I wish I knew how to prompt whatever style it is consistently cause that would be her go to outfit for sure.
Surprise Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97229928The ape does have more HP, and a ranged attack is very nice. Plus in the 2014 rules, the T-Rex can't bite and tail the same target, so the damage suffers. In 2024, that was fixed and the Ape's ranged option can't be spammed, so there's more of a case to be made for both.
>>97231165Are there other beasts in this weight class? The huge crab from Tales from the Yawning Portal is the only one that comes to mind for me.
Opinions on Rogue/Barbarian multiclasses? Reckless Attacks seems really good for hitting Sneak Attack off your turn.
>>97231871A lot of amazing synergy between base class abilities in the 2014 rules. I haven't read the 2024 rules.
>eyes of the graveI was thinking of adding fiends, devils and demons into this along with something to the effect of "Your sight counts as in daylight at all times" This is stronger than the ribbon it originally is but is there anything here that's immediately busted? I was hoping to spice it up a bit for a level 15 cleric that's recently gone through some shit and is switching subclasses from life to something a little mishmashed from other various subclasses
Mondstille Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
485 - Chaos Lord, Mark of Khorne, Extra Arm, General, Chosen Chaos Chariot, Mark of Chaos Undivided, Meteor Hammer, 2x Favour of the Gods, Crown of Everlasting Conquest221 - Exalted Sorcerer, Mark of Chaos Undivided, Diabolic Splendour, Chaos Steed, Wizard Level 2, Daemonology, Armour of Meteoric Iron, Lore Familiar230 - 6 Chaos Knights, Lance, Mark of Khorne, Dark Hearts, Champion, Brazen Collar, Standard Bearer, Musician218 - 6 Chaos Knights, Lance, Mark of Chaos Undivided, Dark Hearts, Champion, Brazen Collar, Standard Bearer, Musician30 - 5 Chaos Warhounds30 - 5 Chaos Warhounds30 - 5 Chaos Warhounds67 - 5 Marauder Horsemen, Cavalry Spear, Skirmishers, Marauder Horsemaster67 - 5 Marauder Horsemen, Cavalry Spear, Skirmishers, Marauder Horsemaster281 - 5 Chosen Chaos Knights, Lance, Full Plate Armour, Mark of Chaos Undivided, Dark Hearts, Champion, Standard Bearer, Totem Of Wrath, Musician170 - Gigantic Spawn of Chaos, Gigantic Spawn of Nurgle170 - Gigantic Spawn of Chaos, Gigantic Spawn of NurgleHow stupid does this list look? I feel exposed without a dragon, but lots of knights sounds fun.
>>97232799>Fifteen Chaos warhounds
>>97232818I never leave home without ten, and without flyers I figured a nice 15 could help with clogging up enemy shooting.
Are dragons still OP bullshit you shouldnt bring?
>>97232892I feel they have less impact on winning than they used too since 1.5, and in obj matches are usually too expensive. But they are still powerful monsters.
Everyone I know who watches Fatt Coville videos is a fucking terrible GM. I've never fully watched one and I am widely considered the best GM out of all 3 groups I'm part of. I am regularly requested to run campaigns. People borderline fall asleep in the games others run. There's also no tension because they know that these Coville acolytes will fudge rolls until all PCs survive the battle. If you're a good GM, it's an inmate talent you can hone over time. You're born that way. If you aren't, then no amount of shitty advice is going to make up for your lack of talent. It just is what it is. This idea that everyone should "try" DMing is retarded. The idea that anyone can be good at it? lolno. Its like some fat divorced on who suddenly decides he's gonna become a famous author. Fat chance. Most people fucking suck at GMing. Hell, most of them suck at playing, but at least in that case the game depends less on them.
>>97232673That'd be true except the advice from reddit was retarded hippie trash and honestly a lot of the dragon magazine writers were protoredditors. >>97232723My entire point is that aptitude is what matters. There is no "skill" and the vast majority of people have no aptitude to build off of?
>>97232848>That'd be true except the advice from reddit was retarded hippie trash and honestly a lot of the dragon magazine writers were protoredditors. Which is why none of it is good.
>>97232552>>97232771It's simpler than that: He's low IQ and he's trying to involve himself in culture war shit, because he thinks that will make people care about his content. He's trying to be a grifter, but he's too dumb to do it. And if he is actually virtualoptim, he's been at that shit for over a decade and still doesn't understand why everyone hates his faggoty song and dance.
>>97232490That was around the time reddit started cracking down hard on "problematic" subreddits and people started getting kicked out for saying nono words and having wrong opinions
>>97232872True, but it doesn't matter because actual good DMs figure that shit out on their own. If you have to be told it, you'll fail to apply it without seeming like an autistic robot.
How do you run an all dwarf campaign
>>97223015Bostonion
>>97229810Least bald Italian
>>97154762IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
How do you accurately roleplay as a dwarf who has lived his entire life underground and never seen a sunrise, rain, birds, the sky, or day and night cycles before? Like how would that affect you mentally? You might have heard travelers tell stories about the surface but how much of a fish out of water would you be encountering those things for the first time?
>>97232194Like a toddler probably, except with a far greater capacity for violence. Think about the accounts of barbarians seeing Rome for the first time, or Natives being taken to London, Lisbon, or Madrid. Maybe watch Beverly Hillbillies?
In my games, high level wizards turn to stone.
Derp
>>97202120>>97202996>>97202120>your mind becomes super duper trascendental and transfiguratial supermerged with other glintstones mega substance>you do fuckall damage, are negated by a cheap talisman, and die of two hitsWow very wizard much magicFucking die 10hp nerds lol
>>97226582Gobfags are already closeted pedophiles, may as well go all in
>>97228260Why bother increasing your hp when magic already protects you?
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>>97232835If there are loot goblins (and there are), they are solely responsible for why I can't find any fucking packs of Edge of Eternity and have to settle for buying collectors packs of Avatar.
Welcome to Mecha Monday! Here we dedicate ourselves to mecha RPGs, wargames, and boardgames alike. Here we start games, tell campaign stories, share resources & assets, and seek advice for our games and homebrew.Assorted Mecha Goodness:https://pastebin.com/E2wi55AZEmbryo Machine Translation:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1r_cjOLuUp3HussVRhbQYU3G0zK6hwy1rLancehounds Homebrew:M3g4 folder/eMEBUbCL#kj2FRrlqTa-02U16XpnVRgPrevious Thread:>>97092391Question of the Thread:Should mecha have hands? Should the hands be humanlike? If they shouldn't have hands, what should they have? If no hands, why even have arms?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97228530no u
>>97231114I also unironically love your stuff because anthros + mechs is also my thing
>>97229990I find shotguns tricky as well. Logically, shells full of scattering shot are a much better weapon for attacking NOT armored targets... and mechs ain't that. The shell fires multiple smaller-than-the-shell projectiles, granting either an increased chance to hit or an increased number of hits from a single shot. The tradeoff is less damage and penetration per single projectile. OK.This kind of attack is extremely effective against unarmored being and structures (like wooden doors and apartment walls) while being pretty bad against armor. But- but- ...everyone loves mecha shotguns, naturally! So, what to do?Recommendations offered to me usually amount to "have them do high damage at close range but get wimpy fast as range increases." I feel like that's really reductive. I tend to think of shotshells as having poor penetrating power but being devastating if armor is penetrated.I thhhhhhink the thing to do is to reduce penetration (just by a little bit*) but give a pretty impressive bonus to internal damage or criticals or whatever. Something like that. *Because any reduced penetration at all is pretty unappealing.
>>97232619Good seeing you around Mekton.Glad that I’m on the right track by the sound of it. More confident just seeing that others have the same solution. That bit about damage to armor vs unarmored works naturally with my system just from how damage reduction works.>damage reduction applies to all damage dice that makes up the attack>rifles might deal 2d10 damage while shotguns might do something like 6d4>on a moderately armored target(2 damage reduction) the rifle would do an average of like, 7 damage vs 4>with no damage reduction the rifle deals 11 vs the shotgun’s 15
>>97232619Shotguns have their appeal for me in either just being unga bunga "close range big damage" because it's cool, or for using them as scatter blasters to pick off sensitive parts like optics and light vehicles. So you could give them a flak-like effect with a chance for inflicting damage to outer parts.https://www.sakugabooru.com/post/show/12342
>Nagas>Opidians>Serpentmen>Yuan-tiSnake and person. Snerson? Discuss all things snakepeople related here. These guys are my go-to mid-level baddies, they're so fucking cool and evil.
>>97232266But do people like snake bitches?
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>>97232391"Yes"
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>>97232843This is not a would.This is a WILL.
