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>>97252997Oh, cool. Did you like it?
>>97253037I haven't finished it yet, gimme an hour or so
>>97253054Oh, sure. It goes pretty long, because there’s a lot of conversations and mushy stuff, but I tried to keep the pacing exciting with other stuff happening every once in a while
>>97253072Finished itIt was a nice read anon, seeing Kaoru come out of her shell was endearing. Guess we all need a friend like Madoka. Also kek'd at the proximy block explanation
>>97253181The only reason why I wrote that in is because that story happened to me IRL. I got cheesed out exactly like that by a friend once. But yeah, glad I’m finally done with this one. Shippers better not doubt my power anymore.I’m not done with JITE yet, I have at least one more writefag in the chamber that I have to plan and put to paper as a response to the end of Detainment. That might be the formal end to Kaoru’s arc, since Madoka knows about her being Scarlet Senshi now. After that, if JITE is still alive I might try to write stories that advance the whole plot for everyone instead of developing my own character so much
>Halflings to do the farming>Dwarves to do the smithing and mining>Gnomes to do the researching>Elves to do magic>Humans to do the fighting (and thus, the ruling)This seems the obvious perfect order to things. Humans don't want to be the peasant farmers, we want to be the knights and lords, but somebody has to farm, somebody has to smith, etc. Why not have the other races do the menial peasant stuff that they specialize in anyways?
>>97251916kek had the same thought
>>97251874rulers don't fight, they sit around and tell people to do stuff
>>97251874Only psychopaths want to fight and rule. And then the peasant revolts happen and the leaders undergo humiliation rituals that forever emasculate their legacy. Deserved end.
>>97251874If elves do magic, they're the ones ruling, you humies are just going into the mobic cube for your magical overlords.
>>97251874What if dwarves who make all the weapons and armor and the elves who have all the magic say they wanna rule too. Gonna fight them with no swords, no armor and no magic?
Would you say wizards (class) in D&D are generally a little autism-coded?
Dedicating your life to unlocking the mysteries of the arcane means you have to be at least a little bit on the spectrum.
>>97251943Every class I play automatically becomes autism coded
>>97252644lmao
>>97252281And 4chan used to be overall left-leaning, but times fucking change. There's nothing "wholesome" about fire-and-forget threads with canned questions and recycled images in the OP designed to farm content for Youtube videos at best and start worthless arguments at worse. If you really want this board to be "wholesome" again then report garbage threads like this and make something with actual substance.
>>97251943More like virgin-coded.
Why are there so many threads that ask vague non-questions about obscure non-topics? Like half the OPs on here are some gay shit like >How do we fix the scrimblopunk genre?Or>How do you accurate portray glup shittos in your game?
Because /tg/ has the worst mods and has had zero real clean up and policing post the nazi mod incident of 2014 or so.
>>97252585The jannies to do their fucking job and ban that milquetoast fuckhead Puckee. While they're at it, shitcan the disingenuous fuckheads a that will do absolutely nothing but shit on every idea possible. You wanna know why /tg/ doesn't get anything done any more? Because people get a kick out of beatings down anything that might be even slightly cool. There is one that lurks /btg/ and he's just fucking painful. He lives to start arguments and shit on everyone because he has nothing else to contribute to the thread. This place doesn't need to turn into reddit, because if you offer a shit opinion you should be rightfully shat upon, but the sheer amount of utter cunts that exist to ruin other people's day for no reason is unreal. There's a place for that, and its called /b/ and /pol/. Not fucking /tg/.We're supposed to be a bastion of creativity but as soon as anyone tries to do anything you just get a legion of fuckheads drilling into the foundations because they're to stupid to realize that they literally are the cancer killing /tg/. And worse, they think that's how its supposed to be. I yearn for the days before 2016. We didn't know how good we had it.
>>97252585Discussion of actual rules mechanics, general playstyles or interesting scenarios to play in various games.
>>97252549>Autistic retards and paid agents want this place to be shit by>a) wasting everyone's time>b) attemting to curate and author the content and oppinions of the board>c) pushing culture war bullshit>these things mean more threads per hour which means more advertizer revenue, so the mods let it happen and often actively defend or participate in it>these threads are not actually interesting or relevent though, so noone posts in them>if noone is posting and no threads are interesting or relevant, the board death-spirals to the point that only spam threads are made>look at catalogue>only spam threads are made>>97252585Game discussion, artistic techniques, independent creations, broad concept strategy, writing advice, and historical and scientific topics that contribute to the previous items
>>97252585Big fukken tiddies.
Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle Spirits>Ashes>One PieceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
FUCKSORCERY
You idiot, you forgot to link the threads now there's two.
>>97252692So then, if this is so obvious, let's not let him toxify the thread any further with unjust vitriolic behavior???
>>97253000Sorry, this thread is for schizophrenic console wars now.The /acg/ that loved card games died in 2020
I'll try to re-derail it thenAre there any fun draftable acgs out there? Even if it's "vintage" at this point?Like yeah shit like Altered has one but I've never seen anyone go to bat for it.
Welcome to /wbg/, the thread for the discussion of in-progress settings for traditional games.Here is where you go to present and develop the details of your worlds such as lore, factions, magic and ecosystems. You can also post maps for your settings, as well as any relevant art. Please remember that dialogue is what keeps the thread alive, so don't be afraid of giving someone feedback or post whatever relevant input you might have, cunt!Last thread: >>96999149Worldbuilding links: Post someFantasy map generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator
The rating system of the Royal Navy is a better and more accurate description for modern warships and spaceships. Fight me.
>>97252976i would if i could read anything on this pic
>>97253146Rate is mostly defined by how many guns (or missiles) it carries.
>>97253160seems reasonable but the categories are kinda vague and overlapping. if you fix that then it's a decent classification for warships.
>>97253160I might steal that for some of the factions in my space game. Rules-wise ships are split into size classes 1 (destroyer/other subcapital), 2 (cruiser) and 3 (battleship), and the human navy uses the destroyer/cruiser/battleship classification and uses the same terms for other faction's ships of similar size (with the exception of obvious carriers being referred as such), but internally other factions could use different classifications.
Aura of Despondency edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97252973sex is the easy partwomen here expect you to wageslave even if you have no reason toThey treat you literally like garbage because you don't want to work 14 hours a day and magically become millionaire by workingThey're weird and delusional. Not really worth impregnating accidentaly tbqh
>>97252787nono i do use cocktrice, my issue is "friends"i don’t have any.
any of you with experience selling cards to CardKingdom?i have a bunch of stuff and would like to sell it for store credit.>just sell them to your LGSnah, they buy it for less than online retailers and as far as stock they have nothing i want.
>>97252124>Dog demon? That's fine.>Bird, Cat, Dragon, Vampire demon? Fine too.>Insect demon????? AIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME WOTC AAAAAAAA
>>97252737
On the spectrum of rubber forehead aliens to complete starfish aliens that are made out of silica and breathe methane, where are YOU specificially comfortable with. Does there come a point where an alien becomes too weird for you to "relate" to in order to include them in your games as playable races?Personally I am fond of aliens that look plausibly like they could have evolved in a different world and have no distinguishable lineage to earth life, even if they share some superficial features.
>>97251876feel his weighty stare
>>97250174Not a strict necessity.
>>97251653I'm sure people have repeated it for ages, just like many other memes (gum taking seven years to digest, etc.).>You can also see it from the 2013 Las Vegas Star Trek conventionWhich placed the bad ST3 higher than the good ST2009 and Galaxy Quest.
>>97250408Presumably the exact age would be cultural, like it is with humans (there really isn't any specific biological reason why it's not OK to have sex with a 17 years old but it is OK with an 18 years old, 18 just happens to be the number we've decided on as being old enough to have the necessary mental and physical development to definitely count as an adult). Probably whatever age they reach sexual maturity plus a year or two to make sure.
Some aliens may reproduce by having pollen spread that fertilizes whoever it touches rather than copulation, consent probably isn't done the same way with such aliens.
Christmas Edition>Previous thread:>>97173638Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97248658Justice for the Squids.
>>97249324>>97249458>>97250448I see, cheers. If this gets anywhere after the wreckers and arms masters, I might look into more gangers with fancy guns for vanity's sake, to give a feel of progression.>>97249353>How deep is your bit box?Fairly shallow, got a bunch of random bits from mostly Heresy kits and then some. Doubt any ranged weapons from the nu-Mks or SoS will fit without some serious modding since they're two-handed by design, but I've plenty of leftovers from the MkVII kit otherwise, which are one-handed so I guess there's those.
>>97252057https://heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1_10_24There are a couple decent heads in there for what you want. Molds are a little flashed-up but I really like the sculpts.
>>97251503Ok.
>>97253024nice fleet
The DM reveals that all this time, the 'Chaotic Evil invading soldiers' you've been fighting and slaughtering were actually Lawful Good innocent untrained peasants. They were tricked/convinced into believing they were fighting for survival and defense of their impoverished homeland.THE PALADIN FALLS AND LOSES ALL POWERS!!!Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>97252494>Do you feel like a hero yet?You're quoting a very gay retarded railroad vidya so I can tell this thread is also going to be gay
>>97252494We've had this conversation when 3.5 was the newest D&D edition
>>97252494>detects evilSolved.
>>97252494History has proven time and time again that you don't trick good people into doing evil things, but that you simply have to give normal people an excuse to be evil fucks.
>>97252887Brother, we weren't even REFERRING to edition numbers when this argument started. It was either Advanced or Original, and honestly was already a path so well-worn the fucking balrogs were complaining we were coming through the ceiling.
Forgotten People Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
anyone have that recent art where everyone in a town is a gay faggot, including the heart eyes """"beholder""""? I need it
>>97252961
Trying to explain making a character to a friend who has never played.The best way to think about is:- strength (and constitution) is for melee weapon classes like fighter and barbarian- charisma is for sorcerer, paladin, cleric, and bard- intelligence is for wizard- wisdom is for ranger and druid- dexterity is for rogueBut you can choose other classes in whichever sourcebooks! You can always multiclass later on and this is recommended if you want to minmax for certain battle roles.The manual roll method is when you roll 4d6 per attribute then remove the die with the lowest result, which means you can get anywhere from 3 to 18 in any attributes—but most dungeon masters allow for rerolls of extremely low results. You can also try the standard array but you won't get high results; it just creates an even character that will survive the first few sessions better than a glass cannon or low stat character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AURE75eIQos
>>97252964fucking christ. thanks anon
Thread #006 Dark Imperial Blood EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97129837Previous Thread>>97024850Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97250872some bahari shit you're in freakazoid. Though I hope you learnt how to remodel yourself from that volgirrl experience, that would be sick as hell
Lavender's still in torpor, because good God Garou are fucking awful. The vitae we're watering him with is doing great, though, it has restored nearly all of his skin, and that prolly means he'll be up and about soon. He's also stopped being a constant static electricity outlet, which's nice, I don't want my electronics fried. Fucker's got really strange, persistent lightning scars now. They refuse to heal, even given the vitae. I think I'll dye his hair white, tell him it got bleached by all that Garou electricity, see how long it'll take him to figure out I lied.>>97250239Okay, what the fuck are those dolls? How much will one cost?
>>97239284Did the ritual I mentioned, Babycakes, hope it's still timely!If you'll be telling the wolves about this, inform them that the Seer of the Lost Caern of the Lightning Wings granted you this information, and that I augur and divine with spirits on my side. They'll either have no clue the fuck you mean, or be somewhat offended but listen. Fingers crossed it's the latter.Eleven-card spread, for eleven questions about the Tzimisce thing.>1. What circumstance created this thing?Ten of Wands - Upright. Burden; stress; responsibility.>2. Why does it slumber instead of act?Page of Wands - Unenthusiasm; apathy; disinterest. Sometimes with a bit of a 'well damn, I tried and failed' angle.>3. What is the most likely to compel it to act? Is it even possible?The Star - Upright. Hope; inspiration; renewal.>4. What would it do, were it forced to awake?The Fool - Upright. New beginnings; innocence; a clean slate.>5. Why is it precisely where it is, if there is a reason?Page of Cups - Upright. Sensitivity; curiosity; emotional openness.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>972511001. In case I wasn't clear, I may be a Degenerate with a capital D, and a masochist at that, but I did not enjoy any part of that. It wasn't the fun stuff like Scarlet calling me a pussy and ravishing me on the floor.2. Getting my cock back was nearly as awful as losing it.3. I was paraded at the Pride, a festival of joy, self-expression and liberation, while being miserably imprisoned in another person.4. The Tzimisce Antitribus from Brazil-zil-zil didn't ask for a penny on the ground that they believed me to be "great credit to the community." When they were finished, there were happier than I was.5. Eventually I developed the ability to play with my own flesh, but given the traumatizing context, I'd rather talk to a woman, touch grass and be myself. A better, tougher, rebuilt myself.There are some inaccuracies in Boy Toy's story, deliberately implanted in his mind. To begin with, the Volgirre woman in question was Assoluta and the family was not facing an economic crisis. Assoluta's mastery of fleshcraft is inherently tied to her synthetizer-like singing and 2D Disney movie character-like control over her facial expressions, she used repeated, increasingly subtle and fine-tuned applications of Vicissitude married with her encyclopedic knowledge of operatic singing and acting to get there.In those days he was blood bound to Assoluta, now to Venus in Furs. The most disturbing part is, were Boy Toy to find out Assoluta did this to him with Venus' blessing, he would still love them both - but this is far from the vilest secret kept by this family.He has 2 dots in Vicissitude.
>>97253074Dies Irae, the doll in the video Mommy praised me for, is a robot that walks and can move a forearm. She can't aim or pull the trigger on the flamethrower, I do. One of her eyes is a high resolution camera, but it was a security camera that caught her burn the baddies. Dies Irae needs constant real time supervision, direction and control.Blue Fairy says she reminds her of a racecar from GT3 with all the expenses and telemetry except under 2 feet long.I am NOT selling Dies Irae! She made Mommy proud! She's mine!
What'd you get for Christmas /tg/? Picrel was under my tree :)
>>97240999>Aeldari combat patrol and PS5 under the tree for me even though my parents made noise about giving minimal Christmas gifts because I was turning 30>Friends finally agreed to try Call of Cthulhu with me>Sister broke up with her shitty boyfriend who wanted her to have a kid with him even though he's unemployed and straight up told her she wasn't wife material>Boomer dad got redpilled about Israel after watching a video about the USS Liberty on YouTube>Mom is one of those retired people who causes drama because she's bored but finally took ownership and found a church, book club, and a knitting group so she has a bunch of friends nowGod bless us, everyone. I hope everyone had a great holiday.
>>97240999Have fun homie, I like the Mork Borg world and its almost silly grimness.
>>97250788I bought myself the Flashpoint ODST box. An Ancient Bronze Dragon single and Doom the Dark Ages card sleeves. I got some earphones. OG doom card sleeves and a preorder for the Cacodemon deckbox but that hasn’t arrived as UltraPro has delaying them for months for some reason. I have a four year old so this Christmas was mostly dominated by lego.
>>97240999I've got 8 days (today being the 8th) of playing board games with my family. I also used a gift card from my office to buy myself Underwater Cities and card sleeves for it, paying for it all 2 bucks above the card's value.The biggest present was having enough time and lack of excuses on his side to teach my father how to play A Few Acres of Snow. He liked it enough to ask on his own if we will play one more after three games in a row, making it big success.
>>97249415>Boomer broke the conditioningThat's the real Christmas miracle here. God bless you, anon.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97252883I'm not the one being infested, and I don't allow them to just infest anyone else unless I give permission. I treat them and prefer them to act like symbiotes, since just taking over and attacking innocent people makes me mad. It has to hit the right balance or I'll want them dead or I'll adopt them >>97252884Looks don't bother me much, but it will help them get along with others. Thanks again my dear bug facts anon.
Yesterday was the day of Kujichagulia, and we know that any anon has the power to become a jumpmaker. Before that was the day of Umoja, for we must remain strong against the reddit hordes. Today is the day of Ujima: We all have a responsibility to help make this community great, whether by contributing jumps/writefagging or doing what we can to refine the product of jumpmakers' labor.
>>97244457>>97225751>186 - Dracula>Drawbacks>Location & TimeLondon, Britain>Background choicesMonster>PurchasesJournaling (Free)Vampire (Free)Charmer (Free)Housekeeper (Free)Evil Incarnate (900)Retreat (800)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I have to say that the whole concept of a 'respawning child trapped in a sack that you can drain their blood from' is one of the funniest and scariest items.
The worst thing about being human is having to eat (nearly) every day. Most of society is dedicated to this form of conceptual obesity. Even if you check out of society, you have to spend most of your time feeding yourself by fishing, farming, or hunting. Literally everything is about eating; it's cringe as fuck.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97252340They don't. Nib fucks BE.
>>97252610Most lists I am looking at on ygometa do not run Sifr/Crimson. It really is just overkill. What about the Primite package makes Sifr a must-play? If you've got the Drillbeam engine online going first, it is pretty difficult for your opponent to end the game on their first turn (even if you just have the primite engine and a few hand traps, your lure still passing turn with Drillbeam + Seal + whatever hand traps you opened, which is not amazing but also not an auto-lose first-turn)
>>97252878Literally every BE deck that has topped runs both the primite cards AND the crimson dragon package. However, if he's not running the primite cards (i assume he's using 2-3 neo kaiser and bingo machine?), and he's also NOT running the crimson dragon package, then what is the payoff of the deck? Just double spirit (that tags out into ultimate spirit and moonlight/lightstorm) or spirit + seals? Brick-eyes gets raped by nibiru either way, might as well go for the giga board that crimson dragon facilitates.A budget list (no primite) always wants the crimson dragon engine, because its most minimal endboard is bad compared to a primite one, drillbeam does make all the difference. I'm genuinely not sure what exactly is stopping him from running it, because all the cards got reprinted this year, meaning they're cheap. Sifr is the most expensive and it costs about 3 burgers.
>>97252899>not running the primite cards and he's also NOT running the crimson dragon package, then what is the payoff of the deck?Magia obviously.
>>97236661I don't get why reddit and pro-trads support those cards. No, faggots they shouldn't resolve more
