Will it be bad?
>>96504690>>96504920ThisLiam has done something people hated Orion for at the table, every episode for a decade. O'Brien is the poster-boy for cheating and That Guy.
>>96507715There's a good reason why so many fa/tg/uys seethe about this shit and the damage it's done to the hobby by attracting faggots who unironically adore this cringey, gay shit.
>>96509077>>96509141It was the players who fucked up. At any point they could have said something, tapped the proverbial X-card, asked to pump the brakes, just ask where he was going with it, etc. Instead they all just stared and gawked as Koebel giggled and grinned about how fucking epic this robot orgasm program was.If we want to play devil's advocate, he should have read the room. He should have talked to the player before hand. He should have been aware that this was the wrong time and the wrong place to do such a thing. I'm not familiar with the rest of the campaign, but I find it hard to believe that at any time during the planning and then production of the show that any agreed to any sexual themes. Given the way no one on the show said anything until twitter kicked up a shitstorm, I get the feeling that all the players decided to pull the ripcord and bail because the sharks were circling and Koebel was gonna get raked over the coals anyways. So they got the fuck out of there and pretended like it was because they were also so deeply, DEEPLY offended and disgusted by his heinous behavior. It wasn't that they were trying to avoid being dragged down with him. No no. It was that they were just so SHOOK by the whole thing that it took them a while to decide to quit. Smart decision too, since the cancel mob kept harassing Koebel until he vanished and got removed from numerous projects.
>>96458890They’re all bad
>>96501307Do you think it has something to do with Carrero being cute, thin, having light skin and an actual career?
Trench Crusade General - /trench/Weird love Edition >What is Trench Crusade? An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu. >What Trench Crusade is not TC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic. >What's the QRD on the background? The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes. >How do I get started? All the files are free online, but are split between the website and the discord. They have all been collected here for your convenience: https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQ Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
WHEN ARE THE FINAL RULES AND MODELS GOING TO BE AVAILABLE
>>96507279Nobody knows>>96507154I love this game draws on real life alt history but I cannot fathom how people will invest any energy into caring about geopolitical shit (of modern day) into their miniature toy soldiers
>>96506944my day job is running a sculpting studio, so I'm more gauging if this market is worth even looking at or if it's already become saturated by many players. We have a few minis that wouldn't be out of place in TC, but haven't made anything expressly for it. Dipping our toes in the pond by making a single mini that could proxy for it isn't a bad idea though.>>96506894thanks anon!>>96506840Thanks for the honest advice. I was afraid that would be the case but honestly looking at the Iron Sultanate stuff, I really like it. I do find Arabian Nights stuff doesnt sell super well as a theme due to nicheness, which is probably why it doesn't get much love. It's one of my favourite fantasy themes to make but always does shit.
>>96506063Theres a few that dont have art or models still We dont know what the Black Grail Dirge faction is suppose to look like>have been around since before modern wars, enemies of everyone, including hell, dont have beelzebubs blessings, actually use guns unlike base BG, names units as "executor" and "mourners" and "weepers" etc implying a funeral procession. Makes me think they are like Dark Souls hollows or something rather than straight up zombies.And factions like Trench Pilgrim Cavalcade and Methodious dont have any art either>Old testament. Wear blood as armour and follow the old ways and reject communicants, in return, their leader has the god hand. Everything about this faction revolves entirely around their leader being able to slap demons into dust without even using a weapon and getting gods blessings rather than relying on equipment.>Methodious, nerds, focuses on mechs and guns of all things. Based in Greece at Mount Athos. Seem something along the lines of skitariiHonestly, they would do well to add a little accompany book or resource for art of teh game and the factions with lore bits. Theres a lot of stuff that obviously doesnt fit into the rulebook but does exist.
>>96507402>Thanks for the honest advice. I was afraid that would be the case but honestly looking at the Iron Sultanate stuff, I really like it. I do find Arabian Nights stuff doesnt sell super well as a theme due to nicheness, which is probably why it doesn't get much love. It's one of my favourite fantasy themes to make but always doesYou're welcome anon, unfortunately reality it's always less ideal than it should be, the other anon is right though, pick a centerpiece model and see if it sells well enough, maybe think about. I hope it works sculpt anon. Which studio is yours if you don't mind me asking?
Page of Pentacles Edition>"New" Apocalyptic Subclasses UA: https://media.dndbeyond.com/compendium-images/ua/apocalyptic-subclasses/KKvJvHGmsJiNaafX/UA2025-ApocalypticSubclasses.pdf>Survey: https://survey.alchemer.com/s3/8435327/D-D-UA-2025-Apocalyptic-Subclasses>2024 PHB Scan (No more fingers edition)https://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster ManualComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96511635https://donjon.bin.sh/d20/dungeonbut you can literally just use graph paper and draw it out your self.,
>>96508308To be fair, 5.14's character design space was fucked and Tasha's was a band-aid. Basically every class had 1 good subclass and 1 that was shit, plus a bunch of trap options. Versus 5.24 having 4 good subclasses for each class in the PHB. Plus on balance classes mostly getting improvements (aside from a few like the Smites).
>>96511686It's from CBT (Cock and Ball Torture). It's Partnered content, which basically makes it homebrew with official recognition for sale alongside other WotC products.
>>96507487What power do you want that Battlemaster doesn't cover?
>>96506691TQ5e because I learned those rules and there’s enough minor annoyances about 5.5 that I don’t care to learn it.Fucking with when subclasses come into effect was a big one
Hey /tg/ I hope you are excited for the new season of Critical Role?I hear it's going to be super sweet and fix many of your complaints about the show previously!
What were the complaints about the show?
>>96501453>>96501570Alright, thank you. A scripted show/parasocial thingy then.>>96501642>>96501797If I agreed with you, we'd all be wrong
BLM seems very excited about it and his enthusiasm is contagious.
>>96501440For all intents and purposes it's record of lodoss war if it had been made in the current year by a group of western liberal theater kid voice actors with modern day values
>>96511818>For all intents and purposes it's record of lodoss war if it had been made in the current year by a group of western liberal theater kid voice actors with modern day valuesHorrible comparison This is nothing like lodoss war
Why don't we have more urban settings set in periods of history like the Victorian era/Steampunk instead of millions of pseudo-medieval clones like Forgotten Realms?
>>96511100Already a GNS thread up m8the catalog is your friend >>>/tg/catalog
>>96510580Steampunk for GURPS is not a setting. Is more like a myriad of notes and suggestions to run a steampunk compaign but it really is fall flats for the American focus despite America being fairly irrelevant during the Victorian period. It also doesn't going in-deep about politics, geography or anything useful for worldbuilding. There's also a ridiculous section filled with machines. That said, the section about real historical characters is interesting.
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>>96510558Why are so many people on this board anti discussion? OP asked WHY it's not more popular, at no point did he cry that no one was doing it for him. God forbid someone asks a question about traditional games on /tg/
>>96511653Every discussion we have takes away vital space away from discussing Warhammer chud.
Frog Edition >Previous Thread>>96475905>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldershttps://pastebin.com/9i9zhydQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96511114This is a Setttite thing.
>>96510116>I thought the Kuei-Jin were actually kinda weak?They're weird.All keui jin innately have access to extra actions and aggrivated damage, so you can make combat monsters with them very easily.The problem is that ALL their power are current dot x8 in XP and they can't blood-buff(chi-buff?) without Disciplines.>TD;DR: easy to make Temu brujah combat twinks, harder to make Temu tremere hogwarts instructors.
Anyone familiar with burgerkrieg? I got recommended this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8p7lWV60Ic and I need some new long loredumps to kill time with. Is his stuff more or less accurate?
>>96511405He’s a lore nerd by virtue of actually reading all the books yea I listened to this at work and it was good stuff. He actually makes V5 sound interesting but that’s because he’s condensing everything actually interesting into his half hour bloc and interpreting it in the best way possible that actually leaves it vague enough for you to work with.
>>96511405I'd just suggest you just watch videos about stuff you're knowledgeable to figure out if his accurate or not. For the most part he just seems to get an overview of the splat without going into great depth about what makes them work. It's good enough if you don't plan to actual read the books. Nothing i've seen him mention i'd called to be grossly inaccurate. Just keep his bias in mind when listening to him.
Why do most sci-fi settings sideline space combat but instead mostly focus on ground warfare?
>>96510658The Force is a natural part of their galaxy.Learn how to read.
>>96511522>magic is natural part of the galaxy
>>96511602>something that's explicitly natural according to the source material must be supernatural because I say solol
>>96511522Magic is a natural part of a lot of fantasy settings but that doesn’t make it not magic.
>>96511711>because I say soI mean, you said so too>>96510628>Neither Star Wars nor Shadowrun represent science to any degree, they care more about their respective messages than making something with reasonable plausibility.>These forms of fiction have many impossible and improbable aspects, so there is no differentiation between these and fantasy, because fantasy is the faculty or activity of imagining impossible or improbable things.>There's no point in calling these things anything other than fantasy.
He was right (Also outercircle and Gamza too)
So whatever this guy was right about, how does this have any effect on my games?Can you actually tell me?
>>96508216What does one of your finished pieces look like and what are your rates?
>>96509472It's a common thing that autistic people do. They don't understand that what sounds real in their heads might sounds fake or ridiculous to other people. I know because I used to do this in high school because I was ashamed about being from a working class family.Also Arch doesn't have any irl friends; his online persona is his only form of social contact. It's sad but you can understand why he'd be a lunatic political junkie.
>>96508216when is the hour long Avatar video coming out? I want to see more of his brainlet opinions.
>>96509270His latest video is him taking a short article about space marine 2 out of context so he can talk about how normies are ruining warhammer. It's totally dishonest content.
"Finding the fallen" edition>What is this?/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAMEIT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRulesas with maps, tokens and lore resources.>TL;DR Dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." sectionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96507885>I'm still struggling how to make Atlan edits, particularly with the aesthetic. Atlanteans are clearly ancient greece with some more fantastic elements, and I like to think New Mu look like ancient iberians or other prerroman peoples plus dinosaurs, but Atlan is more complicated. I ended up going with a mix of fantasy armor art plus some of the images of the atlan book, though I still don't know if it looks well enough.You are feeling my pain. If there was one faction for which we could use an actual artist, it would be Atlan. >>96507890>I'm surprised at how good the walls look.Me too! Made from gardening styrofoam, the material is very easy to crush so I was worried it would turn out like crap, but it cuts very neatly. Cut a 1$ block in 4, put an hex base from the models on it, and just traced an outline with a pen, just that already cuts through. In the end the irregular shape works for it I think. A single block should get you enough for a game (~24). The rest is discounted aquarium plants from the vet. >>96506384Lore and flavour is still in debate, as for gameplay if you have an idea you'd like to pursue, simply mention it, post profiles, or even just give me a picture and some descriptive blurb and I'll come up with something. All actionable knowledge I have on pre-modern Japan comes from Clavell's (the book and the 1980 series), Ruroni Kenshin and if we really stretch, Musashi, so I'd rather wait until some form of cohesion is reached from the various ideas instead of playing lore arbiter, which I don't really like doing anyways.
>>96510055There are bits that could help to make a cohesive aesthetic, but they are difficult to show it through edits alone.Here are a couple of ideas we could use to discuss how Atlan should look.
>>96349471>One idea was Mystery Meat can gain Line Fire by testing awareness at the start of the turn.The way Line Fire works right now, it is not really about setting up a line, you get a better bonus by clumping up 3 guys as close as possible, if you set up a line only one out of the 3 models get a bonus (the middle one). So, maybe you only roll for those who would be able to claim it at the start of the turn? (this would be that it would very much lock you in place). Let me read back up on the current MM before I make a fool of myself commenting on the rest. >>96349576>Another thing i'd like to change is how Einnmannpackungs work.Its much more flexible than the normal ration, it could be worth bumping its price to 3, but I don't necessarily see it as OP (at least, not in comparison to the standard set by Warm Meals being one of the best buffs available in game). I'm more worried about interactions between it and the telephone operator/wireless upgrades than them breaking the game entirely relatively to M/WM. >>96349576>The Vetterli is in the equipment but not on any models.Will fix. >>96349576>Olm-Steeds somehowThe Violonist unlocks them as Beast models but not Mounts, that could be a trait for the Uhlan Captain? The Olm-Wyrm doesn't have a Mount profile, just the one found in the Olm-Men book. The Violonist may not be sufficient to unlock him because its a "get an additional 25 Silver, which can only be spent on ... " clause, the Olm-Wyrm is 50, if you can find a way to skirt the 1x Specialist limit (I don't think there's one in book, at least, maybe through some unforeseen Merc combo) and get it to 2, then you got your Wyrm. Or, also, could be a trait.
>>96510055>>96510055Alright that's good, as much as I like samurai against cavemen, dinosaurs and ex-confederate reavers, in terms of *gameplay* I feel melee and maybe bows doesn't exactly give them a decent edge against groups that wield rotary guns, breechloaders, and artillery. we have the battle of nagashino as a pretty blatant example of how that goes, and bare in mind that was with unreliable rope-lit matchlock knock-offs of Portuguese design. As for reading recommendations, I suggest:>Remembering Aizu: The Testament of Shiba Goro by Shiba Goro This one is about the Aizu domain and what became of it due to siding with the Tokugawa shogunate, it's actually pretty fucked up and really evokes the type of tragic romanticism that the fall of the samurai class system wrought on a symbolic and societal level. The writer was only ten when all this shit went down and was a russo-japanese war veteran who served in the second world war as well.>Ryoma Ga Yuku by Ryōtarō ShibaAnother book that's an account of a participant in the Boshin war, it really tells you what the state of the conflict was like on the ground for most involved.>The Shogun's Last Samurai: The Life of Saigō Takamori by Mark RavinaThis one basically speaks for itself, it's a biography of the Satsuma domain's and Satchō Alliance's likely most skilled general. it also details the events leading up to his insurgency and rebellion.>Japanese Armies 1868–1877: The Boshin War and Satsuma Rebellion (Men-at-Arms)This basically details the equipment, structure and general information of Japan's military forces that are period relevant for Agartha.
>>96507885I've come to imagine them as something that may be best described as "Byzantine Baroque". Generally, the higher up the ranks you go, the pricier the model, the more you move from Classical Greek to Spanish Baroque. The lore in the book is outdated, and a few of the images could use updating.>>96510909I'll make my own Atlan Inspiration Board maybe, get into some specifics. But, to quickly address some stuff here: The mesoamerican stuff was mostly dropped and the start of the Eternal War / split with Atlantis moved up to after the Conquistadors show up; there are no gunpower Atlan units.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96509742>Feed all the other Servants to the Grail and claim it as your own.So you have to actually kill each servant and if one is lost, for example due to their master getting eliminated, your run is bricked?
>>96511330Maybe you can summon another or some other servant is worth extra like Gil.
>>96506118I'd be a few more jumps in if I could find ones I like, with hot waifus and perks that fit my kinks. Or maybe I'm too picky. I'm the guy always begging for harem perks on these threads.
>>96511330No. It goes like this>Holy Grail Manifests>7 servants summoned by thr Holy Grail, each servant gets a master who summons them and guides them>When a servant dies, their spiritual energy and mana go into the grail>When 6 servants die, the Holy Grail physically manifests>Magi usually kill the 7th servant too by making them kill themselves so that the Grail will have more energy>You take in the raw mana of the grail and you can make a wish if you know how to harness the mana and shape it to your will>The issue, however, is that the Holy Grail is tainted with all of the world's evils, so if you use it, their will be massive backlash and maybe even an extinction level event>Ergo the best course of action is actually to DESTORY the grail with a mountain busting attackNow to answer your question about a master dying? If the master dies, and the servant is still alive, then the servant must find a new master to supply them with mana or a way to sustain themselves with their own mana. If they can do neither, then they will die, and their energy will go into the grail
>>96508505>>96511330Your run is NOT bricked but if you are not KILLING everyone you are not even TRYING.
"The grass is always greener on the other side" Previous: >>96491716Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqThis general encompasses all board game genres - Eurogames, Ameritrash, Ameritreasure, Fillers, Party, Abstracts, Wargames, and especially the game that one anon is autistic about at this very moment.TQs:- Favorite Eurogame?- Favorite Ameritrash game?- Do you think the distinction matters these days?- Bonus question: Is there a designer you admire?
>>96509965I would argue that the crowdfunding campaign didn't do it much good. Too many chuds jumping on the chudykchad-train and leaving disappointed because they didn't know what to expect
>>96511097>Too many chuds jumping on the chudykchad-train and leaving disappointed because they didn't know what to expectwydm
>>96505565About the same as the other factions but you have to meta game a lot more than the other factions. You have to be willing to take a loan and have an IMF intervention in order to get the other players to not take advantage of you. The IMF loans are the nuclear option that should be avoided by everyone but they hurt non-government players much more than government so you should hold your finger over the button.
>Favorite Eurogame?Yokohama. Maybe Obsession.>Favorite Ameritrash game?Eldritch Horror>Do you think the distinction matters these days?No in so much as you prefer one over the other then you would want to know before you say you're willing to play or buy.>Bonus question: Is there a designer you admire?No but I do like Histogame. They've never done a bad game.
>>96507923>>96506236The combination of these two posts is art. They explain everything I need to know about why Jamie's games are so incredibly dull. He is nothing but a tiresome golden retriever echoing the predominant opinion of whatever group he happens to be in. The frictionless quivering slime jowled, Jamie Stegmaier.Keep on trucking, anontachi.>>96508757The expansion shores up balance and doesn't add too much complexity to kill the pace. Not sure if the Africa poster counts North Africa though or surely he'd have posted Kemet, Ankh, RA or any other Egyptian themed game. Yugioh. >>96509750Anon, do your players really not understand how warehouses, stables, inns, logistics offices and shops work? HT is obviously and coherently thematic. >>96511076Is your pretty great contingent on having the expansion? It didn't survive the 3rd play in my old group before my pal sold it. Wide as the ocean and deep as a puddle was what I heard. I was away when they tabled it though so I have no real opinion.
Palladium Games and Rifts General! /PGaRG/The world is a broken, post-apocalyptic wasteland destroyed by the eruption of inter-dimensional portals, rifts in the fabric of space-time and ley lines which crisscross the world. Demon & alien invaders have poured out of the rifts to destroy human civilization and claim the Earth. Now the wasteland has had 300 years to partially recover, and civilization has returned to the world; but not just human civilization: alien empires, monster kingdoms, lost time travellers, lands of mutants, demonic overlords and wizards have arisen from the ashes, all trying to rebuild the world in their own image!RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about:>RIFTS(tm)>Heroes Unlimited>Palladium Fantasy>Beyond the Supernatural>Dead Reign>Robotech (lol)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96501883Man they dont make album covers like they used to
>>96498521A what?>>96501883All around, so this means I could kill someone with fat tits or a fat ass.Or idk a hip slam
>>96504079>A what?You read that right. Canada has so many glitter boys they straight up made some with titanium tits. 45MDC each, iirc.
>>96492861Get them excited about one specific thing in the setting to get them to not worry about the system until they try it.
>>96497727I HATE the savage rifts interpretation of Juicers. The expressions look like poser art that was traced over and they do not have their juicer harnesses displayed. They are just assholes in normal armor with mohawks. Juicers should be wearing bare armor, proudly showing that they are being drip fed every drug known to man and some that are unknown.
AD&D clone, fantasy heartbreaker about ~Viking Age Europeans (including Elves and Dwarves) returning to their long-lost homeland Thule and slowly taking it away from the forces of darkness. In other words, MYFAROG rebooted. Now with extra feminism.Can't be worse than 5E.
Kill all redditors
>>96506929Yes, you're the enlightened centicistist. Very intelligent.
>>96506719You're bothered by pro-white racially conscious people on your board? Traditional games are the white man's hobby.
>>96498419I understand varg is a successful musician and may be really good at that, but when it comes to like fiction and worldbuilding I think guys like Varg are too in love with existing tropes and genres to be actually good at those fields of art.He loves existing forms and ideas too much so he's not going to be motivated to do anything particularly interesting with them. He just wants to replicate what he already likes. Tolkien to take an example of someone often loved by this broad type of guy wasn't like this. "I want to write the equivalent of the Iliad for a world I made up for my elaborate conlangs to exist in, except the technology level and general world will be drawn from early midevil europe instead of ancient greece" was not a done to death set of ideas. Varg just loves a certain combination of fantasy tropes and historical romanticism he has already seen and just wants to do them again. At most the innovation is to filter out whatever doesn't resonate with his precise personal autism and put all his favourite tropes densely side by side. Its more like being a collector than an artist. Its actually a mindset very suitable to like wargaming, cause you can just pick "your guys" from the setting or history and its fully in the spirit of the thing to just replicate your idea of them. "I'm painting a christian force from the first crusade" benefits from and will be more enjoyable the more awed and obsessed you are with that thing or a certain idea of it, there's no reason to try and develop on the concept if you don't want to.
>hyperboreaI mean, there's already a hyperborea game that is 'based' on adnd1e and features a lot of the fantasy racism (subraces that are inferior, women getting raped and such in the modules) im not sure why this lo-rent slop needs to exist.
Wizards are powerful, but nothing beats the feeling of picking up a big stick or a big metal stick and beating a monster to death with it.
>>96511535this guy doesn't even flip turtles off their back
>>96511547Turtles aren't monsters.
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>>96511535>monsters don't existNobody tell him
>>96511174Why can't a wizard do both? There isn't much stopping a wizard from using a magic rod as a mace.
Have you ever played a fat character?
No, but my gf is a fatass and she plays fat characters. In Shadowrun she once played a decker in a wall-e chair, was v fun.
>>96496990Played a fat, bald, drunk weapons master who smelt bad for a couple sessions
>>96505960Based af
>>96496990Kill yourself puckee https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1nbcguz/artcomm_brother_alfus_cleric_by_pedro_silva/
>>96505873Nice.