What kind of tampons do you think they have in the Golden Throne palace complex on Terra in Warhammer 40k?
>>97389751The most beautiful custode, btw.
>>97389803>10% foreigners in my country is perfectly fine>I'm not a liberal though, I'm as far right as they comeHats off for the gatekeeping being this brazen in 2026.
>>97389870brought to you by the same people that said Goylie Kirk was alt-right
>>97389352Ork player here. No women whatsoever. Peak masculinity.
I hate the narrow chests and bare legs.
>Black Legion no longer hard into Chaos worship, Abaddon sees himself as not a slave and is disdainful of the religious>Iron Warriors see relying on the Dark Gods as a weakness>Night Lords are edgy atheists>Emperor's Children don't care about Slaanesh specifically really, are just concerned with pleasuring themselves and being freaky. Fabius actively hates Chaos>Thousand Sons hate Tzeentch for fucking them and try to fuck him over when they can>Alpha Legion retconned to basically never having been religious at all >World Eaters are crazy and barely verbal anymore>Red Corsairs see relying on Dark Gods as weak and now have a whole cadre of troops that are "free" of Chaos influence>Only Word Bearers and Death Guard seem to actually venerate the Chaos GodsWhy are so few CSM actually religious anymore? Back in the day even your average Alpha Legion boy would be all FOR THE DARK GODS
>>97387312>>97387315Correct.Chaos is the faction of cope, and I say that as a lifelong fan.
>>97387179>be the height of humanity with a loyal empire behind you>get turned into a slave to darkness fighting in hell to surviveId be pissed too
>>97387179Most long serving Chaos agents figure out they basically got scammed by mutant psychic wizards but don't have any outs. It's like many real life cults.
But this makes sense, the Legions were bamboozled 10,000 years ago. They've had time to understand that The Lost and The Damned is more than just a band name. They've either sullenly accepted or just went crazy so it doesn't matter.The ones who are still naive enough to buy into the whispered promises are the warbands, The Sanctified, Flawless Host, etc. That's where you go for Chaos piety and fresh faith.
>>97390169whoops wrong pic
RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about:>RIFTS(tm)>Heroes Unlimited>Palladium Fantasy>Beyond the Supernatural>Dead Reign>Robotech (lol)>TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb>Splicers>Nightbane>Savage RiftsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97377248Nice, very old-school but those are the fan favorite books from what I recall of ancient polling. >>97378211Shut up, braindead fanboy. You're ruining the fandom with your purist hating.
>>97378211Rude>>97383041I definitely want more. I found HU and VU at my local shop for $5 each last year
>>97377248Why is phaseworld slightly opened? Wanted to keep it sealed but still want that old book smell?
>>97383041I don't want savages ruining my fucking boomer game
>>97383041The fandom is for purists you queer.Savage kiddos are aids and not even taking the time aids from something fun. Your like blood transfusion aids
Radical Wraiths edition>Previous>>97367924>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldershttps://pastebin.com/9i9zhydQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Choose your nerd.
>>97390119Not WoD related. Fuck off.
>>97390129actually that was unnecessarily hostile I apologize >>97390119t. Malkavian
>>97390119Anon got lost on his way to /cyoag/
discord server ahh faction
Who you callin' pinhead edition>Previous Heresy>>97369180>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97388690Are you the gimp
>>97389260Oink for me piggy
>>97389205That is just OC BL wank from ADB
>>97390068>to let their masters fight without ever stopping even for a moment.that is exactly the ideatoads in the thick of it are a whirlwind of extremely precision violence that play around one another and it would be a waste to have them even bother with slotting another magazine into their weapons and insodoing interrupt said dance playing outthe most that is afforded is planting their weapon into the surface below to have their assistants reload their shit before picking it back up again and it's all laid out to be quite a seamless and efficient affairthey -could- do it by themselves but with the luxury of helpers around it's handed off to them instead
>>97390185Its custodes, their entire existence and narrative purpose is as wank. Theyre the setting designate marie sues, the specialisest bestest ever boys designed to make marines look like guardsmen. You could write that each one of their bolt-shells is hand crafted by the finest smiths in the imperium, and that the process is so long and difficult that most die after only one such bullet and it would fit their tone and vibe. The cooling for their armour is actually using the tears of virgin unicorns? Yup, that fits.Their weapons are forged from a single meteorite that fell to earth during the emperors lifetime and which he had spent the millenia enchanting and working on? Sure. One of them can fight an entire ork waaagh? Okay.And then they do nothing of note and fail to defend the imperial palace anyways.
Which 40K character's death has affected you the most?
>>97370266>>97371872Do not believe this anon. Please look at the attached Discord log.
>>97368846>40k is the most intricate and impactful fictional universe I've ever encounteredYou REALLY need to read more.
>>97368702None, because nobody of any actual worth dies in 40k, or they’d have to stop selling their model
>>97368702Ostian and Serena.
>>97375814That made me laugh, thanks.
The new year brings new resolutions, inspirations, goals, dreams and half-baked ideas.>Why should I homebrew?/tg/ products are fairly unique in that it's actually pretty simple to make them these days, with a plethora of products to assist in making and playtesting your game. Making your own games helps understand why games are made the way they are, as well as being fun to do.>What you should postIdeas for games, games you're currently making, updates to your own games in broad strokes, and any homebrewing for existing products that don't get much attention. Discussion about the above is welcome. Post good, be good, and look over others products, they care if someone looks more than anything.Had to remake the thread>Resources for the aspiring developer>https://anydice.com/ (A fantastic resource for checking probabilities)>https://miro.com/ (A online whiteboard with tools to help organize yourself)>https://www.notion.so/ (Similar to the above, but in a bit cleaner format for those who work in larger teams)>https://rolz.org/ (Impromptu playtesting at its finest)>https://www.youtube.com/user/georgephillies/playlists (Game Design Lectures)
>>97384731>Mathematically it is very close to advantageDamn, you're right. I guess it's a clear case then.
>>97337136this is proving much more difficult of what I thoughttesting the game further, I've come to a sad and worrisome realization>COMBAT IS FUCKING BORINGit basically boils down to:>pay to attack>the attacker rolls dice equal to its Strength>the defender rolls dice eqaul to its Strength>5-6 cancels are successes>successes cancel other successes>uncancelled successes turn into damagemost of the time, a player attacks so nothing happensessentially wasting a turnComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97284925>>97301326>>97322617>>97354371>>97364786Post the links to your games
bump
>>97387019Oh whoops, honestly thought I had.https://gabyno.itch.io/inversion-rpgHave some more art for the game.
Would people be able to tell your character is a "tough guy" just from first glance?
Obviously.
I usually DM, but sometimes I play 5e, sadly. The character is a rather stereotypical half-orc barbarian, so I'd say yes.
Yes.
Necromancy Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97389609>I have 3 puntgunsGood fucking lord what game are you guys on?
I've noticed a lot more silence on TC hate after the new models dropped for Warhammer. Hm...
>>97367498Interestingly Trebizond is still a thing
>>97386292No, he's right.
>>97389623I played 7 games, 3 of those were campaign games.
He is basically the antichrist.
>>97363167The Last Church isn't a "Ahh religion sucks, atheism rules !!" propaganda piece and MacNeill wasn't trying to preach with it. You've clearly understood nothing about it.
>>97381908Do you have a source for your claims about the origins of the Perpetuals ?
>>97349107He is the allegory for Jesus Christ (peace be upon Him), who will one day resurrect again and will bring in the End Times and uplift Humanity into evolving into super spiritual creatures unlike the forces of Chaos, opening the parallel universe of the Gates of Heaven.
>>97389881Jesus rebuked Satan, he didn't wait a few eons and then go "maybe that guy has a point."
>>97374616>proto-Marxist destruction of the family and of filial pietyHoly fucking retard
Thread #008 A Storytelling Game of Personal and Collective Horror EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97367924Previous Thread>>97270170Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Travel log #6 [Las Vegas, Nevada]-[*7/10]>>>>>Pros>Vegas has a lively night life with two very distinct cities for the blood that, so long as you're not a Sabbat war party, you could find a nice niche for yourself. Even just visiting has been miles easier than almost any other city with a population >Even the slightest edge could let a person live relatively comfortable here, and those who know how to carve out a niche could get pretty far, although tower-of-babel levels of ambition can be an issue >This might be the largest and most friendly assortment for those of us of a certain breed; Ravs, Nos, Malks and Gangs. I saw some old friends I haven't seen in decades, and there is strength in numbers. Usual for nomadic and subterranean folk, just play it smart and you can find safe haven if you need it>Despite an unusually large hunter presence, they seem more focused on other threats as it is rumoured among hunters Las Vegas was purged a few years ago>>>>>Cons>It may not be as bad as some, but this place in the desert is a monument to hubris. One day it's gonna go>This place is a cauldron for forces beyond mortal ken, judging by my travel companion almost having a stroke and scrawling the kind of shit on the walls I haven't seen since back in Marquette. Full house as well; ancient forces, indigenous ghosts, sins, and the rest >This is a 'Vampire Free city' and if you start looking too dead or too successful, the locals will just dust you >Despite the relative peace, this place is three murders or a bad report away from going bad; if it isn't some unmentionable horror doing it the tensions between high society and the common Blood could start something ugly, supposing the Snake worshippers out in the desert don't start somethingI can see why Teddy decided to move in. Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live here. Guess that's why the Ravs have such a big camp on the fringes. Good to see old friends again, and to get into a light amount of trouble.
>>97388600Thanks to my Ravs, we should be good on money for the rest of this trip.To anyone looking to move in I have some words of advice. First off, this place exploded from nothing and I expect one day the desert will take her back just as quickly. In terms of politics the local Establishment has some very strict rules. Don't win too much (formal leadership says no millions, fringe say take nothing but cash and bonds), no poker, don't feed off members of high society. They take this shit as serious as formal Camarilla doctrine. Don't poke at rival camps. High society stays away from the fringes and the fringes don't agitate high society. Play nice, or don't cause too much trouble and leave as quiet as you came in. Decorum is important, even if it's the informal decorum.Lastly, while the common fringe clans are friendly, there's a war in the waiting among the ruling Triumvirate. Giovanni, Tremere, and Toreador. At some point, someone is going to try and cut someone else out of the picture, and it will get ugly real quick.That's for the future though. For once it was nice to drive into a city and have only one Prince and two Barons to do the niceties with. The old Prince was bemused a nomad actually acted with Hospitality. The sisters on the fringes were... Well. Interesting. Mèo-Mèo's clan, so I let her do the talking. Can't say I appreciated one of them thinking I'm Mèo-Mèo's pimp and reminding us prostitution was banned in the county, though her sister had her own 'quirks.' I suppose that's just the norm for leaders. Otherwise, outside of the nebulous doom(s) looming on the horizon I'll probably visit again.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3a1txtSDn0>this is what the Malkavians are going throughdamn no wonder they can get so weird
I had a live call with Cope, my late boyfriend's Malkavian friend and multiple personality disorder self-proclaimed streamer, who cannot put that damn phone down, ever.I broke the news to her. She had a manic episode, and I'm definitely gonna go to hell for this, but I thought it was funny as fuck. Just kidding, this is already hell. Better than a depressive or psycho episode in my book.When she got better - making a huge assumption here, implying there's a "better" - we went back to my Dementation training.She said: "What if I told you we are characters on a screen, and I don't even mean actors in a movie, but letters on a monitor?"I mean, I've already seen more shit than I shoulda had when I was a mortal. At this point I'm prepared to believe in fairies and demons and Godzilla, bring it on, world of dorkness, come at me.I can't with this girl, she talked to her "chat" for two hours while her phone's battery was dead.>>97385697>said she wanted to transfer Boy Toy's tears into a more solid container, such as a gemstone, a memento she could wear as a pendantMercury Lamp sold me on Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene (ABS) as the material for the tears' container. No way I can spell that shit, so I just copypasted it. The material and process are way cheaper and the thing is still solid while less likely to be stolen from me.>>97388704Damn I shoulda showed this to Cope and her "chat" when I had the chance. Next time!>>97388600>>97388613Can I say Vegas is a cool place yet? Looks like the best playground for adults ever built.
>>97388704You ever want a MMN simulator>Just enjoy the Talking Heads manhttps://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8
>Medieval fantasy setting>Magic is nanomachine tech>Ancient ruin is a crashed spaceship>"The Oracle" is an AI>Gods are original humansPLEASE stop doing this.
>>97389680Not once are these m&m SCIFI elements actually referenced. Inferno in Heroes III is never presented in any scifi framing or with scifi tech. As far as I remember from all those years ago.
>>97389718That is because the HoMM games make very oblique references with it's zoomed out view MMVI, MMVII and MMVIII are much more zoomed in and you see the Scifi elements through the lens of pseudo-medieval people.
>>97352571So Roger Zelanzany's "Lord Of Light"?Great novel 10/10 you should read it
>>97365999Pls recommend me a Linda Nagata book set in this sort of world.
>>97368740>the sun is at the end of its life span>humanity hasn't colonized the stars in all that timeWe deserve extinction if this happens
What is a good tabletop RPG that is easy to run and prep for someone who is a new gm but has experience playing in games before?
>>97388463Seconding this. Mysteries are easy enough that you don't even have to come up with an answer if it's really last minute. If you have a good group.
>>97386862I recommend you just take a gun and put it in your mouth and then pull the trigger as many times as possible
>>97388948Why the hostility?
>>97386862BRP or mythras are generally the easiest to run.
>>97386862The one, the only.
has anyone given though to the state of mathematics in fantasy settings and how it affects the setting and characters in it? e.g.>tribes in not!Africa struggle with trade because they can't count past 2>how traders to calculation to determine prices, risk, etc>how well astronomers understand the motion of the heavens>how the characters think (i.e. logically, or numerically, or in a poetic / non-mathematical way)
>>97373744This is why I dont have any intention of fleshing out the interaction. It just does, the players haven't shown any interest in the exact mechanics. There's no real reason for me to work it out further unless my players suddenly start caring about it. Its going to be more relevant in the future but for now its background information with the occasional reminders.Unless the players tell me / let me know by their behavior and questions that they're interested in specific things I try to avoid putting in a lot of time to developing ideas and lore about them. The exception being of course things I think are cool or relevant that I want them to deal with or know about.At the end of the day I enjoy creating a consistent setting for my players to have fun in, where they can make informed choices and have the world respond logically to their actions.
>>97372876would be even more awkward if they had different views on logic, e.g. classical logic vs intuitionist logic vs paraconsistent logicor if they had contradictory mathematical axioms, e.g. if one species the axiom of choice and another accepted the axiom of determinacy.
>>97367898>Before the advent of clock towers, the same was true of much of EuropeThey had bells signalling the canonical hours before we had the standard 24 hour day
>>97367780Memorizing multiplication tables is for virgins, real chads practice doing it in their heads, maybe learn multiples of 5, 10, 15, and 20 as a crutch
>>97379495Really? Source please.
Silica Mutus Edition>RPG Rulebookshttps://rentry.org/40kRPGLinks>Homebrew Collection (Feb 2025)https://rentry.org/40RPGHB>WANG/Imperium Maledictum Newshttps://cubicle7games.com/blog/warhammer-40k>Bestiary, armoury, weapon quality and NPC databasehttp://www.40krpgtools.com/>Dark Heresy 2e Character Creator:https://apps.ajott.io/dh2chargen/>General 40kRPG Encyclopediahttps://www.scholaprogenium.com/>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97381462>Actual loser mentality because what's the point of playing if you're not doing it with friends.Personally, I'd like to make some friends by trawling the web for people who share my mindset... although my experience tells me that this is impossible for some reason. People would just rather apply to game after game after game and watch them crumble, rather than come together as a group and put in effort to build something actually good. Maybe it's the effort part, that they'd rather hold out hope that some day someone else will just do everything for them, or maybe they're so afraid of disappointment that they refuse to actually get invested in anything. Oh well. I have half a mind to offer to trade services, run somebody else's dream game for him if he does the same for me, but I'd probably just get some jackass to sting me for a one-shot and then disappear.
>>97389029It's a symptom of modern times. If you don't get instant gratification from a thing, don't waste effort, just try a new one! Food, games, romantic partners! Don't waste time and effort with something that doesn't work, just swap out until you find the perfect one! There's a million out there, and all the time in the world to find it!
>>97385810See this is exactly the kind of thing I mean. What's that, someone played the Owlcat game and wants to play a Space Marine with your Inquisitional Retinue? Why not? Turns out brother is literally impossible to be properly stealthy with and requires elevators instead of stairs, making him a liability on stealth missions but great for when inevitably someone tries to jump you and the roided out gene-soldier does his thing. Roleplaying games have always been around not going with just cookie cutter approaches but flexing what you have to work with what you want, no? Especially with friends. Who doesn't want to make a narrative with their friends? >>97389029I'll absolutely give you that making friends in the online sphere is way harder than it should be. I blame a lot of people (myself included) on being not the best socially adjusted and struggling some times with autism or other issues. I know I'm really lucky that my group's been together for so long and we're comfortable enough to be willing to push boundaries on what the exactly we can do in a given system or more willing to try things flat out like a new system after years of playing D&D or Pathfinder. But not everyone gets that, and unfortunately you do get cases of people going for paid GMing for some reason over enduring someone who won't be 100% down for exactly what they want. I'm sorry that happens to you often man.
>>97389624>you do get cases of people going for paid GMing for some reason over enduring someone who won't be 100% down for exactly what they want. I'm sorry that happens to you often man.I think you may have me mixed up with another anon. That has never happened to me. What I do get is an endless parade of people who seem to take pride in caring as little as possible about every campaign they're in.
>>97389724Because it's easier to ghost and try your luck elsewhere than put in effort. There's a million GMs out there, one of them SURELY will cater perfectly to me!
