Previously on /slop/: >>97217403 ▶ Thread Task:. Christmas and Cryptids Edition. Krampus, mimics disguised as presents, Egg Nog Elementals, and all things fierce and festive!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236320Honestly tho, Perchance kinda disappointed me with many results, as I originally planned the standard bearer to be impaled on a spear, going through his torso, yet it reacted to the prompt almost like Bing, so I had to add some stuff via Google model. So I don't think I'll get anything complex now. And for the story, I expect Lancel to learn some humility, so I guess some serious beating might serve him well. And I think that begging an elf woman for help would do it too.
>>97235782>that rug>that overturned chair in the backgroundWait, is this a remix of that painting of Ivan the Terrible holding his dead son?
>>97236320Andris gazed at Uliace, then she said, with her voice tinged with a disbelief.>You've changed. You no longer resemble the Uliace I remember, the girl I met when I first arrived in this town from the capital. I don't believe she would ever be capable of killing, let alone reveling in it.Despite the gravity of the situation and her utter unpreparedness for any potential combat, she found herself compelled to go to the site of the battle. Even if all the combatants were human, she felt an undeniable urge to be present.Meanwhile, Howler's mercenaries were systematically closing in on the lone Sir Lancel, circling him with the predatory grace of wolves cornering a bear. It was abundantly clear that a fair fight was the last thing on their minds. Adding to his peril, several sharpshooters and crossbowmen lay hidden within the surrounding forest, ensuring his back would be their primary target.>As you wish, rustbucket,You've just signed your death sentence.
Mondstille Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236672No.
>>97236672Inconclusive, but leaning towards yes.
>>97236807>>97236803> ‘Parry: With sword and shield, warriors attempt to deflect enemy attacks. Whilst engaged in close combat, a model with this rule that is equipped with and chooses to use a hand weapon and shield improves its armour value by 1, to a maximum of 3+.’Why would it not work with a magic shield? There's nothing ambiguous about this at all, of course it does.
>>97236672I'd say no because a magical hand weapon isn't allowed for parry to work, unless you have some special rule like Ensorcelled. Also you can't parry with a 2h weapon anyway.
>>97236900In previous (better) editions, the parry save was explicitly only afforded to a model if it was using a mundane hand weapon and a mundane shield. I say it's inconclusive because GW couldn't be bothered to specify.
Christmas edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97225164 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>97235931Nta but I think they're just overdesigned. Beaky helmets are super goofy but work well because they're so simple. They look like birds without needing little feathers or a line showing the beak can open.
>>97236894also these designs but without the centaur element
>>97236882Gargoylians works better when they're just little dudes who fucking hate chaos. They shouldn't get any bigger than the mascot, even that one is already a bit too big imo.That being said the various CoS coat of arms have a bunch of cool heraldic animals. Beetle cav for a ghyran based army would be fun, cool be a nice conversion project. Tempests' eye gets cool goats, etc. Bring back the tauralon while we're at it!
do you use character portraits in your game?how do you get them? do you use any websites\generators? do you use AI? how do you prompt it?
>>97230620I love Kui's character designFor me it is Izutsumi
>>97236273so this where all the 3d porn games get their models
>>97230620I draw them. This is Menhor, he is a wizard.
>>97236366nta, but generally consistency and lacking the ai made quirks like the piss filter or warped backgrounds.
>>97230620nowadays for JUST a portrait I would probably go AI honestly. Either the NPC is a bit of a throwaway in which case why bother searching for one that might be hard to find with the right tone that I want but can be easily put into a prompt, or because it's an NPC that I want to control some of the finer details of and don't want to settle for 'close enough'
OOP editionInfinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update:January preorders>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55U https://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97233670Why's the griffin holding the SMG like a club>>97234075But enough about YJ
>>97234257WIP 12
merry christmasIm enjoying it with jeannu
>>97234628Hands off from my wife!
>>97234628My friend got the gift of infinity. He asked what I wanted and I said "infinity." Can't wait to see what he picked out.
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
>>97235949damn, why didn't I make my one shot about a drunk fat-bastard dressed in red, abducting elves and forcing them to work in his factory making toys?it is even christmas themed
>>97235156Holy shit lmao
>>97235472sorry liberal, maximalism is IN we LOVE owning random crap
>>97234616>>97235472>>97236503I'd imagine wood elves have the biophilic design, with more tree houses, primary green and brown>probably being able to shape trees into actual houses to live inwhile high elves have high white walls and are more art nouveau, with white and gold dominatingwhile drow is just purple and black everywhere and more gothic architecture>I'd imagine the winged elves (I think they're extinct) just building up with large windows and wild elves (extinct too) living like wood elves basically but even more tribal>snow elves probably live in igloos
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Work in Progress, Christmas Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97233492 Starting up is one of those challenges. I hit a burst of moment recently, hadn't done a lot of hobbying for about a year and a half. I've slowed down a little this past week, waiting on replacement parts for a new desk.
Dubs and I make my family watch yuru camp tonight
>>97236744Nice!
>>97236658You can make a dyi tool for that. So basically you use a piece of paper, glue a bunch of toothpicks on it (or whatever kind of rod with the diameter you want). Then you take some milliput, and make a negative of your toothpick construction. When that's dry, you can roll a greenstuuf sausage over that stamp you just made to create your chain.
>>97236582>even including a U-Boat model which I believe is the same as the one in Das BootNot the anon who sent it to you, just saying:It's not -exactly- the same, both are Type VII, but your model kit is a later version with two additional AA gun mounts. The early version depicted in the movie is readily available in the same scale from various manufacturers though, if that bothers you.It's a nice kit, however, i have the same one and it went together well and is awaiting paint.
I’m running a low fantasy game, and social advancement is gonna be a thing. So the PCs are gonna be rubbing elbows with a lot of noble families as they make their way into high society. I’m just asking for NPCs and ideas.Most of the nobility are humans, but a few are half-elves and halflings.
>>97234424this is why people do not include you on conversations.
>>97234311The setting is Early Modern adjacent
>>97234521Projecting much?
>>97233040Read Pendragon 5e for ideas, as it's one of the best genuinely medieval systems out there and it focuses solely on playing as nobility.
Any families/NPCs y’all can come up with?
Previous thread: >>97111514GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: How often do you use an official GURPS setting? Which are your favorites?
>>97235805just take the damage from the nearest gun in HT and treat the funny Russian loads as APHC +P ammo. No need to overcomplicate things. The gun stats book is only even necessary for guns you don't have very near approximates for already
>>97235805>I'm not smart enough for thisI was doing it wrong
>>97235951I made a spreadsheet for it.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6b2FHlwpk6g3NwTx-mIrVZFxbkfDQXKWsntp7J5z9I/edit?usp=sharing
>>97224656>System Playing Roles of Universal GenericsDumbass.
>>97224656>I like it, but what would the SP stand for?Semi-Plausible Universal Roleplaying Game
Moloch's Fun Park Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236261Oh yeah, for sure. What I actually meant was, you know, uh, free, ''alternative'' sources.
Happy holidays, all you heretics. I hope Satan Claus fulfilled all your sinful wishes this year.
>>97236276Oh, sorry. Didn’t know you were a thief and a scumbag.
So why did God choose Argos specifically?
>dwarf speaks>scottish accent
Dwarves should sound jewish
>>97233287Many such cases, beyond count even. Sad!
>>97236364>there's no reason they'd sound norse eitherthey're from norse myths you smeghead
>>97233279>Christmas time>Ancient pasta gets dragged out from the archive
>>97236758>KHAZAD OR GOBBO?>Living in the forest, surrounded by green?>GOBBO>Wearing a loincloth with no proper armor, like a naked baby?>GOBBO
TTRPGs are a social game first and foremost. That means there's unspoken rules that vary from group-to-group, but a common one is "acceptable breaks from sensibility" in the name of game experience or table cohesion. It's the kind of thing that keeps the bitter rivalry between the Elf and the Dwarf largely to amusing banter and not outright PvP. It's an innate instinct: nobody likes to spoil the atmosphere, because that's a large part of the appeal of a good game (alongside the freedom).That being said, there are also times when the group's course of action is patently retarded and you can't meaningfully push back on it without feeling like you'd cause a big fight over nothing (and then feel obligated to keep comrades away from the consequences), or something a character cannot abide has to be "sanded over" somewhat, or you as the GM don't want to cultivate the feeling that you're antagonizing your players by hitting them over the head with "you murdered someone because it was convenient and didn't even take measures to cover your tracks" or whatever unhinged misadventure occurred because something about the player position of the table cause human beings to lose IQ. Have you ever had that feeling? I think I see enough greentexts to think it's common.
>>97236691While I agree overall, I do feel that I should point out that there are times that your players get very insistent on fixating on the most pointless shit possible, and there's times where you just can't control that, even when you OOC tell them you don't have anything planned for that in the first place. It's annoying, but you either get used to it or you don't.
>>97236760I've never had a problem that couldn't be fixed by telling my players they're being retarded.>Questioning the Goblin. I hate this generation.
>>97236760>No one. The bar is empty as the regular customers left in fear of the suspicious wizard and only the owner remained too nervous to approach him.There. Not hard.
>>97236781>>97236791That's only when you're dealing with sane human beings. The stupid ones I'm talking about will take your insistence that there's nothing there as a sign you're hiding something from them, and insist to the point of being intentionally stupid on checking for signs of something that doesn't exist.That's either when you tell them in specific detail how much time they're wasting, or "pretend" they "outsmarted you".
>>97236791Players might leave the tavern. They are interested in Boblin. Boblin is now either a minion of the important wizard or afraid of the important wizard.
Thread #006 Dark Imperial Blood EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97129837Previous Thread>>97024850Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97234965>Did this Palatine ghoul, embrace, care for, recruit from, organize, or had any connection whatsoever with neo-nazis and/or people involved in the fentanyl trade?She didn't embrace anybody from those, and ghouled few from those. Her underlings did everything listed. Overall, her organization didn't filter Kine material very rigorously; attached is a file from my records showing what sort of Kindred and ghouls we had to cut through to harm her operations. They acquired neo-nazis and bikers as brute force, drug dealers as a source of cash and drugged-out bodies, local militias as firepower and so on. We've made an effort to cull whoever didn't flee Bridgeport, but nature abhors a vacuum, so those five could easily be survivors out of their mind due to vitae withdrawal, or some sort of asset of hers or of one of her underlings doing somebody's bidding by this suicidal attack, or just out-of-towners who moved in on seemingly free turf, or something else. I will, regardless, inform my coterie to make sure they're available if this is the first attack of many.>>97235080Thank you, the footage will come in handy.> For what it's worth there were no obvious external signs of Vicissitude. Unfortunately, that's not much of a tell; the Palatine was remarkably, if sporadically, careful about not leaving signs of her work and at least somewhat tried to avoid giving herself away, until she decided to bring out the fucking death unicorn and her other toys. Still good to know.>Now the dolls are looking on the inside, we'll send you pictures if they find anything.Appreciated, thank you. I'll be forwarding everything to the Brujah I've had with me, provisionally still named Tats here, she'll be the one to contact if it'll prove necessary while I am busy with the flight. She's a professional at turning people to pulp and has a good, if angry and spiked, head on her shoulders, good pick to turn to.
>>97234780Thy will be done. I'll bring along two ghouls to manage the plane and otherwise handle affairs if we end up unable to arrive before sunrise, and a member of my coterie as backing just in case. Beyond that, the plane can accomodate an extra eight passengers counting you two, has a spacious recreational area, private sleeping accomodations, ample space for Kindred to retreat to if sun's a problem, multi-layered window coverings to minimize sunlight risk, and plenty cargo space. So, nearly whatever or whoever you'd potentially like to bring to Europe, or from Europe, can be brought. Time-wise, we'll be leaving as early as possible from New York, and no later than at 3:30AM from Rome, to account for the sun's movement and the flight length; the ghouls could fly us during the day, even, if you're fine with that and would prefer to get the most out of your night in Rome, but otherwise that's the most reasonable timetable. The expected flight time is from around five to seven hours, depending on how weather will be and how obnoxious we'll be able to get with some of the plane's particular aspects - it's a special thing. You'll see what I mean in person.
>>97235910In that case yes, the whole night in Rome, or the next good thing, please. I'll DM you the full list of passengers.
>>97234802>>97234965>>97235526I judge not what the peasantry do to get their kicks or survive. I will judge their insides though, and if they make for some good artwork for my manse. Some even double as a drinking fountain but they're too much work to maintain and my guests don't typically enjoy such meaty appliances. It's a modern day tragedy, that's what this is.
Hey guys i was looking at myself in the mirror last night and i think i saw a wolf-like shape behind my refelection. Do anyone knows what that
Jabbering Jabberwock EditionDiscussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!Everyone is welcome.FAQhttps://pastebin.com/vv4xQuwDCharts:Main Gens: https://e-hentai.org/g/2556775/f1669e072b/Imgchest backups(not sorted): https://imgchest.com/p/na7ko9dky8dhttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73rmbv7rnLegacy Charts: https://imgur.com/a/IRtoHXhSide Quests: https://imgur.com/a/7euVXRTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Merry Christmas everyone!
>>97234389Thank you.It's gonna be a long one.
christmas
Teaser for the next one!
>>97236538Scorpion and Harimtu looking good
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97236055>>97235761>>97235486>be tiny Tam>and this is no longer the best candlemas ever >as we were escaping suddenly green lightening shot from everywhere and tall scary metal monsters appeared >several of them appeared in from of the angel's sleigh and crashed into it>some of them are now hanging off the side and climbing up god emperor what did i do to deserve this!>the angel is shooting with one hand but one grabs me and yanks me in the air really hard >it hurts>i want my mommy>i want to stop being so scared>i scream>it just wells up inside me and i scream louder than i ever screamed beforeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236104>>97236055(plus a bunch more)>Be Ticklesballs, the Slaaneshmas Fairy>There is no place in the galaxy I can’t appear, and no form that I cannot take >And although it is tempting to scratch a lass in the rear, the rules say their flesh is not for my claws to rake >Nor stab, nor slash, nor scorch, nor freeze>So what is a poor fairy like me to do to put her mind at ease? >Why deliver presents of course on Slaaneshmas Eve!>Boxes upon boxes of dildos for some guy named Steve >A stallion for a lass who likes getting ridden by horses >Some whore meat for a cannibal who likes to eat their meal in four courses >A possessed flesh light for a lad who likes a good toy>Sixty-six tiles for a lass with a strange sense of joy Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236137>>97236104>>97235761>>97235486>be Spencer>this planet is weird>this holiday is weird>frankly this entire sector is beyond my paygrade weird >a bunch of necrons appeared out of nowhere not a second after i "borrowed" the land speeder and crashed into a bunch of Lychguard >honestly goodthing im wearing my deathwatch plate given this now gives me an excuse to "be here">that said one of them grabbed the kid and pulled her up out of the seat while i was busy driving, shooting, trying to find the space hulk this stupid planet made a bloodbowl field around because of course they did, etc>before i could react she used the warp to blast the lychguard off the land speeder>oh fucking course shes a psycher why wouldnt she be given my luck >she falls straight down>into a present box filled with moneyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236055>>97236137>Be Shisrak the Chill Bloodletter>Still hanging out in the guest room of Khorne’s Palace with the daemonettes. >Still trying to figure out why there is a murder robot ripping a part the Blood Bowl game I wanted to watch. >In theory I should be helping out the surviving tribals that I encouraged to play the Blood Bowl game to begin with, but let’s be honest, those guys are fucked. >Some of the daemonettes have set up one of those magic mirror things, you know, the ones that let you see anywhere in the universe, and has a frame made up of naked, mutilated, and violated individuals of all species and genders, shrunk down and transformed into gold. >There is something they apparently find very funny. >I look over and see an image of a daemonette unwrapping a present which contains a sex doll that looks like me. >I growl a bit as one of the daemonettes in the room with me makes a joke about how I will soon have a story about things being shoved in my bum after all. >I recognize the daemonette in the image as Brittany who I met at last year’s gift exchange. She works for Cummissar Analstasia, which means the image is probably in the lobby of her Exmus Hot Springs Resort lair. >I teleport over there with a little extra special Khornemas magic, and then slice off Brittany’s head in one swing. >Don’t worry Brittany fans, she will reform in the Warp in a few hours, I am sure we will share a laugh about this at next year’s gift exchange, but you need to set a few boundaries when dealing with daemonettes. >Now what to do with the sex doll version of me?>I don’t want to bring it back to Khorne’s Palace with me, and I don’t want to chop up an effigy of myself like a petulant child while daemonettes watching in the magic mirror.
>>97236831>There is a volcanic vent leading to a magma chamber not far from here though, if I say a few solemn words and chuck it in there it will at least keep the daemonettes guessing as to whether I genuinely lost my cool or if I am just enforcing the rules. >For some reason the Candlemas/Slaaneshmas music in the lobby is really loud, so I don’t realize something was taking place outside until I start walking down the front steps of the hotel carrying the sex doll version of myself and see “Lord” Sobek standing outside looking slightly confused and troubled. >Khorne damn it, that robobitch collects daemons like Misty collects Pokemon, but at least she doesn’t fuck them afterwards like Misty does, I think...“Uh, this is not what it looks like”>I drop the doll and draw my sword. “Let’s just fight and forget about the whole doll thing" >There are two blinks of light and gift wrapped presents appear in front of me and Sobek. >I guess now I know what mortals feel like when they get caught up in Slaaneshmas shenanigans.
