Would you consider this IP slop or worth playing?At least the system isn't d20 or PbtA...
>>97252685I'm afraid only Monty Python can (re?)create the kind of comedy he did. You're better off doing "your thing" during games.
>>97252712>Referring to Monty Python as a singular person...
>>97252685IP slop. And I'm saying that as someone who loved the tv show and movies. Spamalot and Not the Messiah were also IP slop, but I don't begrudge Eric Idle the opportunity to rake cash from braindead nostalgiafags.
>>97252685All of these forced comedy games are crap. You can't make people funny.
>>97252735>refering to Monty Python as a concept
Why are there so many threads that ask vague non-questions about obscure non-topics? Like half the OPs on here are some gay shit like >How do we fix the scrimblopunk genre?Or>How do you accurate portray glup shittos in your game?
>>97252549>One strategy would be to make these websites less interesting to use.
>>97252600Correct.
>>97252585If you have a question it should be related to some experience you've had or expect to encounter. I've started threads for general traveller discussion by opening them with summaries of what went down in my last session and asking for advice on potential future directions. I've started threads about magic systems with examples of what I have, what I thought would make it mechanically interesting for the players, and an invitation for feedback. I've never started a one sentence question thread where reverse image searching the OP picture leads to the same faggoty reddit account as all the other turds clogging this toilet of a board.
>>97252585This is a hobbyist board, people want to engage in their creative hobbies and discuss their experiences with other people who engage in the same creative hobby. Those inane questions come from a very identifiable place, of someone who didn't engage in the hobby, otherwise instead of "are your elves blonde?" the OP would talk about which elves he thinks are cooler and why they work like that on his setting, and how does that relate to everything and affects his games.
Because /tg/ has the worst mods and has had zero real clean up and policing post the nazi mod incident of 2014 or so.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
mmm i fucking love adversarial rigged algorithms. so much fucking fun to log on this game and click the play button5 fucking opponents in a row hogging priority, there is literally zero fucking chance this happened without being rigged. i was forced to lose each game too. they find a way to hog EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE FUCKING PRIORITY and drag a fucking 2 minute game out to 10 minutes several games in a row and i never had a chance to win any of them, it's a fucking humiliation ritual. fuck the jewish retards who made this game. i hope they all get cancer and die early
>>97251834This. Only stinky, dirty, sweaty, and retarded third world niggers and bots “play” this “game” anymore.
https://youtu.be/Sp9An5OcdE4How does Ashlizzlle manage to be a god tier DJ on top of already being funny, smart, cute, and good at mtg? Pretty impressive desu.
>win coin flip>play turn one thoughtseize>enemy concedeswhy is mtga like this
>>97252789why play it out. game decided who won.
Aura of Despondency edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This game is really comfy when you play with proxies with friends that understand deck power levels and thats pretty much it
>>97252689You can get micro scratches on your cards from doing that, so I wouldn't with any expensive ones. If you really want to though, you can sleeve them with perfect-fit sleeves to prevent scratches.
>>97252756>when you play with friendsyeah...
>>97252762I see there is a demand for a place for people to meet up and play MTG without all the nonsense and I don't have the powers of all the four winds yet anon but there has to be a way, I used to play on Cockatrice for free with whatever decks I wanted yeras ago maybe that still works
>>97252761Thanks anon
Winter Gloom EditionPreviously on /slop/: >>97227237 ▶ Thread Task: Moody and gloomy winter pictures.And maybe characters trying to find a comfy warm corner.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97251826I was pleasantly surprised in the Revised Shadow Lords Tribebook that Werewolf's writers called the idea that Native Americans (North and South) lived in harmony with each other before Europeans arrived horseshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXrCGT2E97k
>>97251464>>97251435thanks anonchatgpt really gets the adjective "voluptuous"
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!One Confederation, One Vision, One Chancellor editionPrevious Thread: >>97234667================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97252366The original concern that many people had during the lull between Amaris and the first succ was that it was going to be a return to the age of war but now with even more wmds and a few more centuries worth of grudges. Blake believed that the capacity for interstellar civilization was going to be destroyed, which is why they established comstar as a religious organization. When your world is nuked and the most advanced technology you can access is a DC current fed directly from a broken generator, your corporate affiliation is not going to matter, but your religion will. Uniting all of comstar under one religious purpose gives them the best chance to pull together enough resources to still be interstellar when no one else is. Then Toyama and the later leaders decided that Blake helps those who help themselves, which ultimately led to the Jihad.
>>97252381See Blake wasn't wrong with the Religious preservation of Tech, the problem was he left the plan to the business cutthroat that was Toyama and Michelle Dupreas, "Intelligence" Agent and first Precentor of ROM.Naturally this would lead to Toyama's cultish swing that would result in the Organizational Edict 3056 and Raymond Karpov attempts to have ComStar control ALL technology while pushing the Great Houses to destroy each other.This forced tipping of the scales ironically is what ultimately led to ComStar's undoing, as staying actually neutral as Blake had established would have allowed them to grow their influence into the cracks formed by the warring Great Houses.
>>97252190>>97252190Oh, so not real warriors and therefore not legitimate Clanners. Ok, that makes more sense. Thanks.
>>97250943Silver is actually the best electrical conductor. For very high currents it might make sense to keep waste heat down.
>>97251043We know that germanium at least is scarce enough that it's a bottleneck in Jump core construction.
Shard Bugs
Alright I'm curious, the art looks cool! But are there cute bug girls? And are there any online ways to play it so I can blackmail my rpg group into trying it?
>>97250705>>97235039Yes and there are a few actually I just posted a couple I'm running out of my own to post but I can go through my commons for better examples for you
>>97250804Alright I actually looked through, that is adorable!
>>97250887Heres one pal theres quite a few actually might be taking pictures all day hahaI really need to invest into a camera this phone is chapping my ass
>>97250887Another for you as well sorry ended up drinking again got very distracted
You have to play Monopoly.Which Monopoly do you play?
>>97247712https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3540797146
>>97249729exquisite choice
Lotr oneEveryone dies if the ring gets to mt doom so at least the game is not a drawn out messAlso, I suppose that means that fluffwise you are playing as heartless fantasy monsters like urukhai and goblins divying up the conquered lands of midde earth instead of regular heartless monsters like investment bankers and the Wallenberg family
>>97247712I would rather slam my dick in the car door than play Monopoly.
Monopoly City at least gives the formula little twist with option to build polluting or otherwise detrimental buildings that can be used to reduce the value of other player's properties.
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>>97252043I don't see why not, they're usable untrained and Wieldskill allows for even trained skill checks.
>>97233760>>97234409I absolutely love this, anon. Please tell us more about their next encounter(s) with Diruengrey
In May 2006, Dragon Magazine #343's Creature Catalog V introduced the Arcane Dragons to the world, whose gimmick was that they were the dedicated sorcerers family of the draconic race; physically feeble by comparison, but much more magical abilities. In particular, each breed of arcane dragon was associated with 2 of the 8 schools of magic - Abjuration, Conjuration, Divination, Enchantment, Evocation, Illusion, Necromancy and Transmutation - to the point that they gained every single Sorcerer spell of those two schools as part of their "spells known" pool.Now, I actually have questions about how many spells an arcane dragon actually gets, but at the moment, I have two different queries. That Creature Catalog only gave us 2 Arcane Dragon species; the Hex Dragons (Enchantment/Necromancy) and the Tome Dragons (Conjuration/Divination). Thus...1) How many possible 2-school combinations of magic are left when you take Enchantment/Necromancy and Conjuration/Divination out of the picture?2) What are some interesting possible names for Arcane Dragons tied to specific combinations of magic? For example, does "Blight Dragon" make sense for a species specifically tied to Evocation and Necromancy, the most destruction-focused schools? What would you call a dragon tied to Divination and Necromancy? Or to Abjuration and Evocation?
>>972526691 is basic combinatorics. There's 8 options for the first school, and 7 options for the second. That gives 56 total pairs, but it's actually 28 unique pairs as Abjuration/Divination is the same as Divination/Abjuration. That gives 26 remaining after Enchantment/Necromancy and Conjuration/Divination are spoken for. 2 you're gonna have to just sit down with an excel spreadsheet and start coming up with words.
>>97252669>>97252744NTA, I like Blight Dragon, works nicely.Here are some I made on the fly (pun not intended):Equinox (Evocation/Abjuration)Stygian (Divination/Necromancy)Eclipse (Necromancy/Abjuration)Empyrean (Evocation/Conjuration)Phantasm (Illusion/Abjuration)Scourge (Transmutation/Necromancy, and yes this is a Warcraft reference)
Is your character someone commoners would like off first-impression?
>>97247794Fantasy peasants gotta be less ignorant than actual medieval peasants
>>97249307Canadians are neither bros nor people.>>97250935Nor are you anglo derived, saar
>>97251979I would fear him
>>97246941No, because despite your upbringing or social standing, you're decked out in some pretty flashy shit.
>>97246941>puckee spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1m5p93c/artcomm_edmund_cruft_medieval_fantasy_dd_peasant/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/s-9odapy5EaryUxR4j2RRw/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/2bloBO94VPyI8EioQNuUyw/>combined 17 times since June 2025
You should ALWAYS cheese every encounter. If you EVER end up in a situation that even remotely resembles a fair fight, just run away and wait until you can rig the situation to your favor. Use your fucking brain. Even if it is highly improbable for you to lose a given fight, statistically speaking, you'll still eventually croak if you keep taking those bets. Don't leave it up to chance. It's easier than you might think, you just need to use your noggin. It's not a video game. You can do whatever the fuck you want.Just the other night my party ran into a melee monster in a narrow ass room that they for some reason decided to ram their dicks into until someone died. When I suggested that we retreat for a bit and lure it into the room with the big ass statues so we can all just climb them and shoot it to death, they looked at me like I just escaped from the looney bin. They all died of course.
>>97250948Dang dude, that is crazy
>>97252288Fucking nogames. Look at this faggy with it's garbage bullshit. GO TO THE ASSIGNED GENERAL! FUcking retards.
>>97252702I'm sorry you can't understand basic greentext. I'll be more explicit:Character death is not a big deal. Making the game boring because you're avoiding any sort of risk is. I play games for fun, and your strategy is terrible for that.
>>97252724>assigned generalSome literal retard just admitted they want posters herded into some autist's project. The quality of the 'discussion' is improving all right....
>>97252729NTA but why would my character take on an obviously fucked encounter?I dont do what OP does but I would genuinely like to. If i had a table full of players like he and I, I would.It just doesn’t make any sense to me.
I’m running a low fantasy game, and social advancement is gonna be a thing. So the PCs are gonna be rubbing elbows with a lot of noble families as they make their way into high society. I’m just asking for NPCs and ideas.Most of the nobility are humans, but a few are half-elves and halflings.
>>97242977Stay in your slop thread, slopper.
>>97243195Charisma couldn't possibly be the magic kingmaking sauce because then we'd be ruled over by comedians and actors, and yet they were considered subhumans for most of history.
>>97242977Your idea is as generic and soulless as your photobashed garbage.>>97233040Merchant that can rent out fine furniture and garments for cheap. Handy for down on their luck nobles to keep up the appearance or to impress an important guest. Rumors about their clientele make for fine gossip and while their services helped more than a few people to save their face, secure a deal, or cheat their way into high society they have also been proven to be a downward spirale for others.
>>97251270>If you're aiming for maximum believability, there's almost no way that humans would accept a different species ruling them. They struggle enough with humans of different nationalities ruling them (William of Normandy had to practically burn down England before they stopped revolting at the idea of a Norman King).I will clarify that the half-elven (as in humans with significant elven ancestry) and halfling nobles are mostly ruling over other half-elves/halflings, or areas that have integrated for centuries at this point.
>>97251505Whats wrong with it? It's a classic trope.
This thread is all about solo games and campaigns. Midnight reading edition.>old thread >>96761554Resources: https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/Thread Questions: How do you try to surprise yourself in solo games?
>>97243905>>97241980>>97245177Thanks for the advice, at its core I think I just need more experience with the system to be a bit more fair to myself with the TNs. Like, TN 12 for a skill check inherently feels low to me but that's supposed to be a very difficult task, even for a pro. Like a fucking idiot I'm treating these TNs like they're d20 and it's actually 2d6, and I'm naturally inclined to go high because I still feel kind of like I'm "getting away" with something because it's solo. I'll probably get over it once I get a few more games in; thanks for the sanity check.On a totally different note, how do you all handle extended social scenes? I've discovered I need to lean off the oracle a bit and that I probably don't need to consult it for every little thing, but I do still feel kind of trapped in a lot of talky scenes in my game so far. It's been a lot of "does this new NPC that the oracle introduced know anything about plot hook X? No, but... they want to talk about plot hook y" and I feel like it's burning me out a bit. Just interested in hearing some different perspectives on talkier scenes/games.
>>97249872>TN12>2d6So a 2.78% chance to succeed with no bonusesLol>extended talkingThe mythic article on that is great imo it’s in mythic magazine volume 58It really is just a lot of practice though. It will feel awkward until you do more of it
>>97250013Exactly, I felt like a massive idiot when I realized I was basically dooming my PCs except on boxcars since the system I'm using is stingy by nature with any sort of bonuses (even a +3 at first level would be very fortunate and would require a PC's best trained skill, their best attribute, and possibly some extra situational bonus). The real problem has been the natural urge to feel like I'm going to easy on the PCs since I'm technically controlling them too, but I'll get over it.I'll give that article a read. I'm not sure if I want to incorporate actual mechanics or oracles, but I am angling to find what works for me in terms of balancing "the NPC says X" and actual conversation. Right now I'm very much abstracting it, and it feels a bit lazy.
>>97245958Do want, in particular the standees.
>>97245958>>97252010Free League's new starter set for The One Ring is also pretty good value for money. Standees, map of Middle-Earth, condensed rulebook, a fine set of dice and an example adventure, and I paid 26 eurobucks for it. The full rulebook (not included) is still required for Strider mode, mind you, so I'm not sure if I would recommend this only for solo play.
Why did GW make them chicken nuggets instead of just putting the crotch at the knee like real life exoskeletons?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EC33gaqQKSI?feature=share
>>97252711Look at this garbage thread. Easily could've been included in the general, generated a lot of quality discussion with the community coming to a consensus on the quality. No, here we have faggots shitting up the board wqith OFFTOPIC BULLSHIT! GO TO THE FUCKING 40k GENERAL YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS!
>>97249200Dude..
>>97252723>Post minatures>offtopic>REEE WE NEED GENERAL CONSENSUSThat's what the generals are. Little fiefdoms ran by autists trying to control people's opinions. That's why they all suck and feel like incompetent product placement.
>>97252715When they released someone shopped this. With thicker legs the occupants legs could theoretically fit inside, and also perhaps the human knee joint could fit inside the warsuit thigh (like a landmate, but without articulation of the suit like a landmate)>>972527234chan's dying nigga, it's up to 40k spam to save it. Unless you want it to be furry/musclegirl/shortstack coom spam.
>>97252747>Unless you want it to be furry/musclegirl/shortstack coom spam.Abhumans are starting to become pretty popular thanks to Mossa and, to a lesser extent, All Tomorrows so mutant spam is going to become pretty prevalent. Which is fitting as they're one of the most interesting parts of 40k that the authors never do anything with.
Welcome to /wbg/, the thread for the discussion of in-progress settings for traditional games.Here is where you go to present and develop the details of your worlds such as lore, factions, magic and ecosystems. You can also post maps for your settings, as well as any relevant art. Please remember that dialogue is what keeps the thread alive, so don't be afraid of giving someone feedback or post whatever relevant input you might have, cunt!Last thread: >>96999149Worldbuilding links: Post someFantasy map generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator
Anyone do disabled people on their settings? Any tips on avoiding the "turning the disability into advantage" trope? Like, even on pic rel. Guts having no left arm is actually an advantage because his prosthetic arm is cannon and have no issue on using a sword.
>>97251180Yeah I have a bunch of cripples (not) running around being crippled and shit and their lives all suck and they're retarded tooit's things like these that really make a world feel ALIVE, you know?
In the history of the world, there have been 7 archmages. Each of them supreme existences that stood above everyone in their era.Who were they?
>>97251792SolomonMerlinAbe no SeimeiAdi ShankaracharyaHermes TrismegistusParacelsus/Agrippa/Dee/Kelley, take your pick of which oneCrowley or Austin Osman Spare, maybe Blavatsky if you really want to include a woman although personally I think the divine feminine deserves its own archetype (like a "supreme crone" or something).
>>97251180>Anyone do disabled people on their settings?Before you decide to do disabled people in a setting, you need to first ask yourself if that even makes fucking sense in the first place.If magic or technology is progressed enough that people can heal or make up for any disabilities, don't. It makes no sense for people to be disabled in a setting where magic can heal grievous wounds or animated skeletons are running around or people are running around with grafted or robot limbs unless that magic/tech is cutting edge experimental and/or expensive as fuck (and if it is expensive as fuck there needs to be an in universe reason for that).If your setting has that sort of shit that would commonly mitigate disability, then if anything you should be leaning into that shit for worldbuilding purposes. Don't try to shove disability into a world it doesn't belong.Or stick to shit like dyslexia.If your world is relatively mundane, then I guess it's fine to do disability, but historically treatment of the disabled varied wildly from execution, to abandonment, to exploitation, to care. Depending on time and place, the disabled were just as likely to be found on a sledge with their family as dead in the street.
