Work in Progress, HAPPY NEW YEAR! Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97279025>>97279058>>97279082>>97279247Ahh what the fuck, I have the same issue with my AP wet palette. Figured it was just me having skill issues but of course it's just AP being trash like usual
>>97281352>glowing Yes Mossad is itching to see pics of poorly painted models from your local Warhammer group chat, luckily you caught them before they got their hands on those pics!
>>97281477Leave it to AP to fuck up something that most people can make at home, and then sell it for more money than AK or Vallejo (both of which actually work).
>>97279247>>97281477I dunno, mine works fine. Bought it in 2023 so I don't think they've changed the design.Only issue it has is if you close the lid it will overwater the paints, might as well leave the lid off and they'll only last a few hours.
>>97281533>the only issue with my wet palette is that it fails being a wet palette
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97279334For purely getting your start on playing the game thoand the amount of stuff you got the price?Still unbeaten
>>97237475The Polio Eagles
>>97252364I bet you've read less than 30% of that, and it's just a feelgood shrine functionally indistinguishable from some other fag's wall of Funko Pops.
>>97262250>>97263078You two are examples of a new type of subhuman that is arguably even worse than an AI-user -- that is, drooling Dunning-Kruger thoughtzombies who so reflexively go, "THAT'S AI!!" to everything that they end up constantly denying reality.I hope the AI shitter comes back with more pictures to drive the final nails through your idiot wrists, but he seemed no less braindead than you two so I can't count on him even knowing he's in a fight he can win.
>>97281241This is a tactile hobby, ai has no place here, especially in a subsection of the hobby devoted to appreciating the pre-digital era of it. You seem the sort of person who would let a far more destructive element into your hobby simply to spite someone you might disagree with. This is not a case of take the good with the bad, it's a case or rejecting an utterly incompatible element & mindset that will dilute pollute and diminish the hobby we love if it is not checked immediately and vigorously.
How do you respond when your players choose to side with a character who is quite obviously, unapologetically evil and meant to be a villain? Typically, unless they leave behind evidence of their crimes, I'll usually let them follow the quest line along until they get killed or arrested somehow.
>>97275910>muh real ”evil”>lists kinks>doesn’t even salt the earthKids these days have no respect for the basics
>>97275131Fuck Puckee.
>>97276003I'm a lefty Italian and I agree with the posters you're replying too.
>>97275122quest line?
>>97276003Hating Puckee unites all nations, races, genders, and sexualities.
Obscure conflicts editionPrevious thread:>>97095668>Thread Question:Which obscure conflict would you like to collect miniatures for and get a game going?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97266928I will do it now. Thanks for the advice, Anon
>>97273449Here, nobody plays trany games
Anyone here play Battlegroup Northag? I just started painting 6mm moderns and am looking at different rulesets to try out.
>>97259861>>97206907>>97096073Sorry if there was an issue with the GIBBlets last time, they tend to expire like fresh milk after a few days.Some interesting notes on the various conflicts mentioned, that should help you with your essays.g0F!Le /d/ 1ZFJlp
Everyone vote in the Wargames Atlantic sprue wars? Did you make any requests?I submitted the Ancient Japanese armored infantry (keiko and tanks armor) request.
Is this really what 40k fags consider fun?
>>97277505What? The first episode was by far the weakest.2 is probably the best overall, but all the others have been solid.
>>97276654This is the way.
>>97280775>Helghast>space RussiaThe Helghast are super space Nazis.
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>>97281039If anything they're space balkans
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278983Everything in the jump is now a gun
>>97274425Put an option to have a cute deergirl as our vessel in Deltarune
>>97279867That's already an option
>>97265640Kazdel is like the worst place for an Elf. Like, Originium dust is fucking everywhere bro.>>97275581>(especially the "this is more of a Follower than a Companion" line in the Schrodinger's Imouto option, kind of redundant now they're in a Follower section instead of Companions)A consequence of the chaos of moving options between multiple sections during the birth of a new one.> it's not clear whether the whole population of My Paradise follow you or just the brainwashed ones.>and it's not clear whether the whole population of My Paradise follow you or just the brainwashed ones.That option is supposed to replace itself every Jump with a new one, like how Nico Nico Knockoff gets left behind because it's funny.>I'm also not entirely sure if we can *not* get a new Deuteragonist in a given jump, but given this is Himenospia the appropriate answer is probably no...Mind rapist wife is non-negotiable.>Red Mom kind of seems like she'd fit better discounted for Human than Wasp, though. Kind of hard for her to do her "control everyone around you" thing if you've already turned them into minions that are instinctually poorly disposed towards her and her minions, and if you take the (rightly, it's hilarious) recommended "overwrite control of other Queens' Soldiers" option for Will of the Wasps, she's kind of toothless?That Companion section is unintelligible chaos, defined by no reasonable order. That said, being a Wasp is the one that guarantees a reason why she can't just control you. Also, there's no reason you shouldn't be able to build to counter her, she's a Companion, not a Drawback.>Misaki At Home's Queen abilityKind of stretching it but sure.
>>97280994It is not
RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about:>RIFTS(tm)>Heroes Unlimited>Palladium Fantasy>Beyond the Supernatural>Dead Reign>Robotech (lol)>TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb>Splicers>Nightbane>Savage RiftsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273316>>97272605lower right is a Vanguard Brawler, which I couldn't see what their skin tone was I went with yellow.>>97252913>>97252893These are grackletoothes. Officially they are described as redish-orange to gold skinned. Completely different!... Maybe I should label these things.
>>97275835Psi-Cola, it hits the spot. Now available in Lemon-Lime Line Walker, Blazin' Orange Burster and Coalition Cherry.
>>97174572>>97178105>>97260456OK< here's my question; is After The Bomb 2nd Edition compatible?
>>97280542Yes, honestly you dont need turtles if you got it, just use the rules and change the setting.
>>97280338>Are SAMAS pilots that broken?Depends on which samas they are piloting.The super samas and special forces ones are crazy powerful.Old style is perfectly serviceable but dated now
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>>97281341The Super Beaver's power surges around the area, as everything turns white. He and the impaled Damned Fishman float in a white void."I have prepared for your arrival, Damned Fishman. My power as the Super Beaver allows me to stop the flow of all... even time.""W-WHAT!? IMPOSSIBLE! T-THAT MEANS...!""Yes. I have already created a Time Dam, from before you cracked the /mcyoag/ Dam."The Damned Fishman watches as the Super Beaver pulls him along through time, back to the Time Dam. All his hard work, growing more and more distant."N-No! NOOOOOOOOOO!"Color returns to the world.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97281330>>97281334>>97281341>>97281350absolute kino
>>97281330>>97281334>>97281341>>97281350BeaverGODS stay winning
>>97280040>>97281350I'm gonna need a bigger boat...
I'm not sure what just happened but it was a strange thing to come back to. It was funny at least.
The DMG refers to eight different types of players. Was it correct?
I am 100% actor
>>97280550No, pic related is an objectively better list. What the DMG describes is somewhat true, but it's very theoretical rather than practical.
>>97281043That assumes some effort is made to correctly interpret the data, and im not seeing a latent class analysis. Besides, this categorization is at best descriptive of broad trends in the data, and its not information we can actually useI propose that players are interested in the game, and their interests will be specific to prefered facets of the game. The likely classes are>interested/disintrested in exploiting mechanics>interested/disinterested in character drama>interested/disinterested in social intrigue>interested/disinterested in the setting>interested/disinterested in combat>interested/disinterested in chaos>interested/disinterested in puzzles>contemplative/impulsive playstyle
>>97281180Sadly, to my knowledge, nobody else tried. They come up with Grand Unifying Theories and worked backwards from that.
>>97280550They aren't discrete. One of my players is equal parts Actor/Storyteller/Thinker/Instigator.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
Wow, you're all a bunch of faggots
>>97280563>>97268457>>97266759>be Slambo>this has been an odd evening>i was able to find a skaven after following some warpstone fireworks >via repeated percussion to his head i was able to recruit him as an interpreter >apparently just in time since our team is up >oddly i expected the elves to put up more of a fight but i guess if you lack the players you lack the players to appease Nuffle >the elves seem rather bummed but the metal tomb king who brought me to this realm is trying to speak to them of "franchising" >i make the Skaven the "coach" so someone who speaks this "go-thick" can explain my plays >as my players take the field we ready for a proper game >my those are some odd looking clouds overhead>"7- 42 ᚺᛁᚴᛖ!" >>97274619Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Since we sadly did not get enough people to play the blood bowl game im going to go ahead and toss out my wrap upif anyone wants to add or rewrite anything feel free this is mainly from Tam's perspective so it can be retcon'd if you feel like i didn't treat your character properlyhopefully leaving it on a note of not knowing who won is better than dragging it out and gives us something for next year as always its been a pleasure writefaggotry'ing with you all and remember /TG/ still gets shit done >be Tiny Tam>of the Felinid Winter Guard, White shield deployment, private first class>also the unofficial secret psyker of the Winter Guard >after everything settled down and the hot chocolate rations were recovered everyone kind of took stock of the situation >the orks after breaking the truce were either pushed back to the ice cliffs or fled off world following the mega ork>the Gretchen who stole it seemed to disappear into thin air with a "merry orkmass to all">the chaos guardsmen left earlier for some reason not that anyone complained about it but chances are they'll be back so several troops are set to work figuring out "fire represent" measures for next Candlemass >the Shlick technically never broke the truce or stopped playing blood bowl >and anyone saying otherwise seemed to disappear last night in the same 6 hour period freaky>however most of Exmus is destroyed so they have their hands/claws/kate said im not allowed to know what those are yet, full. fixing up the ruins of the second biggest settlement on Nordica II Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97281546>i get to hang out with little Tom and the rest of the white shields when im not needed to "search for corruption in our ranks" or "learning how not have your head explode" with Commissar Kate>speaking of, the Kriegers were not purged for their apparent corruption based on their duties in holding the quarantine zones >their new acting Colonel #1946-88-19 stated that he had realized the error of their ways and would "only kill the traitors aligned with the foul xenos and heretics openly, like those frakking tau supporters">so progress i guess >Sergeant Tom got a full commendation from the Imperial Knight for carrying me to safety >apparently he wanted him to be given a full promotion and planetary nobility status >given this would cause full scale riots because we are abhuman mutants the planetary governor talked him down to giving us new bunks>and crates upon crates of supplies and goods from some place called Bohemzech>the sisters of the Order of Repentant Martyrs have decided to stay on Nordica II until they find the "living saint" who preformed the candlemass miracle>both Kate and Tom were quick to cover up any involvement i had since an abhuman saint would probably cause them to have a aneurism or purge the whole planet in embarrassment
>>97281557>i wake up to Wilbur licking my face again >i only slightly pee myself seeing a ball squig so close to my face but apparently he likes me>you know for a sentient ball of teeth >i get my new uniform on and walk out to the encampment>Little Tom explains that several people are getting medals for saving the hot chocolate rations (and new yur but priorities)>apparently the story is since i "broke the vox scrambler" i get one too>i get to stand up next to the heroes of New Yur>newly promoted Lord Commissar Kate for her service in exposing corruption and saving the hot chocolate rations >Commissar Tammy now in charge of purging the corruption in our ranks(she seems nervous, must take her job very seriously) >now SECOND lieutenant Abdul of Tallarn 454th for gathering a armored division to save the hot chocolate rations>apparently he rather the planetary governor do it rather than his own Commissar (kate tells me to not ask questions)>Freeblade Knight Sir Duke Wenceslaus I>for arriving in time and chasing down the enemy and saving those survivors left behind in the quarantine zone (no one mentions how many had been infected and put down after he "saved" them) >Colonel Farragut of the Imperial PostComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
There's a board devoted to tabletop games where 99.9% of the users have never played a single session of a game in their lives.
>>97273328RPGs are cringe and gay
>>97273328Why no, I have never played WFB or AoS in my life. Why yes, I do make posts and even threads about how killing off the former was terrible and the latter was the worst thing Games Workshop ever did. Why, no, I have no intentions of ever playing TOW, either.Now, if you will excuse me, there's a casual tournament going down at my LGS, with a lot of new players coming to play for the first time, and my Custodes (all female, of course) are just dying to meet them.
>>972759502hu actually plays games. To the misfortune of others.
>>97275940the only people getting called nogames are people who make these threads, and only those that shit up the board would take offense.so if the shoe fits..
>>97273328I've never played. I started building and painting little guys in April. If anyone in Tokyo wants to play LR, DR, SAGA let me know. I've been mostly building dark age miniatures.
Shit GM Thread, because while you players are awful, there are some really shit GMs out there too.>GM advertises game as a destroyed world by demons and whatever and people trying to live through or retake the world>sounds good, throw my application in and get in>trying to make a character from a destroyed noble house destroyed from said demons>no info or lore or anything so just make one background that can fit in>ask GM if it's okay and if I can fill it in with finer details>he just says nah you're good>is there a map?>he just gives me some random borders map that looks like it was generated from some website>yeah choose a region where your noble house was from I'm still working on the details>his username is some pretentious TheLoreMaster btw>whatever as long as he can provide a good story as the game goes on>me and other players make our characters>he then tells us to create a shared backstoryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97280122>get them a night at an inn.Pretty sure clerics and paladins can stay at temples for free, and can exchange services for a free stay at an inn.But the second involves being creative and role-playing
>>97280122You're literally stealing wishes, hopes, and dreams. This is literally one step up from stealing candies from babies on a scale of comically evil shit.
>Be me>Run session with problem LeRandom players>Paladin decides to steal from wish fountain>Give fair warning that it will be an oath breach and a crime>Player complains>Find self on GM Hate thread for giving consequences to actionThis generation of gamers sucks
>>97272921>Since most of 5e is combat its dungeons are mostly gauntlet hallways, it's been a thing since 3e. So 5e players assume stuff about dungeons without ever playing an actually decent oneIm really hungover but could you point t a good one and explain the difference?
>time wasting one shot>one combat encounter we are supposed to lose>get captured, can't escape >get sacrificed one by one, can't save ourselves>we created characters for no reason >I have my character angrily shit themselves before being sacrificed cause it's only action that gives their existence meaning >whole thing was a prequel to their main game that only one of the other players is in.
Post your favourite Warhammer Terrain kek
>>97281160This man looks easy to pin down and sexually assault
I love these threads
>>97272480are aquarium stuff allowed to be used in that kind of game?
>>97281462Scatter terrain is not on any of the official tournament approved layouts, so no.
Do Blood Angels serve as scouts before or after being put in the cuck coffin?Both?
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>>97281363Honestly I've never really had an issue getting Vemmons in the trash but I also tend to play a pretty aggressive amount so I could be building the deck wrong.
>>97281292it already had full protection to everything in its other versions, but obviously died to dedigivolve and dp reductionnow it dies to battle as it loses its battle protection but gains actual immunityits like the least egregious possible usage of it
>>97281079>>97281157Build it how you want, but if you want advice, Yuji is bad and taunting is game winning.
>>97281476It's technically vulnerable to battle but with Assembly it should be able to stack multiple BT21 Tsumemons for a massive DP boost.
>>97281222Shit it's immune to source stripping from Ken and Davis
the paid dm defenders have always said they help people with no friends, but the last few months they are being promoted as>fun for friends>give your dm a break>let your group try a new systemim talking ginny d, reddit, forum posts, irl in-store. in all seriousness will people fall for this instead of having one of their friends dm
>>97280641If we're gonna talk seriously, I think a big part of GMing is setting the tone. Be it roleplay heavy, interaction first, over the top, the GM is talking more than most players so how they present things and what they reward with attention will guide everyone else into what type of "fun" the session is meant to bring.
>>97280804That really sucks, dude. Your friend has my condolences. There might be bias that I think has been brough up, the type of player that can only play if they pay usually aren't that nice to have around.
The store owner used to slip me some cash under the counter when my game grew to 20+ people every Wednesday. He said Wednesdays started being his 2nd most profitable day of the week. I burned out though after 6 months, it's just too many people even with multiple dms.
>>97280617OP is talking about paid dms advertising for groups and not random
>>97280753>if you pay you know it's not normalI don't necessarily agree with that as a universal. If my roommate says he can totally fix the sink, I am absolutely going to compare the leaky hack job that he does with the results of the plumber that we should have hired in the first place.What it comes down to is whether or not you view GMing as a service, rather than a specific role in the game that one player takes on. And some people unfortunately view the majority of their interactions as transactional, predisposing them to that perspective. If anything, that's the real danger of paid GMing increasing in visibility--a certain subset of players might start to think of it less as a game role and more as a service that SOMEONE has to provide and that we'd previously been fobbing off on someone in the group. Part of becoming a good GM is honest feedback from your players...which would be a lot harder to get if people who are discontent with the game you're running just suggest switching to a paid GM.
