Elves in trouble editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question:Do your elves get in trouble a lot? How?Previous >>97741661
Vulkans are still better sci-fi elves than Eldar
Can we just kick out Eldarfags back to /40kg/?
Only if the pornfags fuck off to /h/.
>>97825550If that is the case, how come the WEG thread never has any pictures of Vulcans?
>image limit So... new thread?
Seriously, what is it?
he is, along with bumpfag/literarylord, one of the most pernicious anons on this board.and it's pretty much confirmed that he is either a mod or pays them off seeing as his threads never get deleted and people who call him out get banned.
>>97828544no they haven't?
>>97828201I'm guessing one is bumpfag, and the other is... idk, the d&dogshit schizo?
>>97828821Damn I’ve used that exact “Minotaur/Barbarian” picture for a PC before.
>>97828854he's an infection
How do I win Monopoly?
>>97828442I fail to see how that'll help me play a complete game of Monopoly.
>>97827221What worldbuilding?
>>97828579Internet to whatever your country is was a disaster.
>>97827221>Iwell it's a team game so stop playing it wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DGNZnfKYnU
Last Thread:https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97697487/The 1d6Chan:https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Battle_of_Chyna_SecundusGiven that both the 1d6chan page and end of Thread 3 imply that the Tyranids were eliminated (if I'm wrong... admonish me)That said... this thread will be a more traditional epilogue with some planning for next thread...Now then... lets wrap up Chyna Secundus anons...>be Felinid Lt. Tom, aka "Big Daddy">I can't help but think of the absurdity of the past week>the war for this polluted grox-shit pit of a planet is over... mostly>still a couple stragglers here and there, but they won't last long>the sieges of both Hive Kong and Hive Bei'jing have been won, and the few surviving heretics routed into the wastesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97826731>Be Wu Baoyu >Running logistics with the rest of the logistics team>Mostly just sending things out to where they need to go>As I work I'm thinking of names for Meatshield>Would she want a Chynese name or something else>I only really know Chynese names to be frank>One of the others on the team tells me to come to the nearest viewing port theres something I'll want to see>So I head on over finishing up some work I was doing before doing so>I look down to the planet bellow>The toxic waters on the world seem to be clearing up>Going from their greenish yellow to a pure blue>Its even affecting the great rad sea>This is a miracle if I ever did see one>I wish I was down there to experience it with herComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97825467>Be Kong Qiu>I feel the water running over me>All worries I ever had have gone >My staff at some point seems to have covered itself in talismans >I head down from the temple, taking care not to slip on any wet surfaces>The gates still pour water and will do so for the rest of Chyna's existence >I shall have this place made a sacred site when the time of rebuilding comes>Ayin claps "Well done Lord Kong, the effects of the water are apparently already taking effect in Hive Kong. A mist seems to be rising from the river and effecting the daemon engines. It might be a long shot but it might even cleanse some hidden cults">I smile"I doubt it will but knowing its effecting the daemons of the Arch Enemy makes me happy. Now let's go help wrap up in Hive Kong">Ayin smirks"Well said unfortunately Valkyrie is down so we'll be here for a while until Yesod comes down from my hidden ship The Kabbalah to pick us up">I sigh Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97825180>>97824841>>97825420>>97825230>>97825502>Be Lord Peregrine Walter Horatio Mycroft Ponsonby-Bannerman, Rogue Trader>What the fuck?>Why won't my motorcarraige start?>Nevermind that, get me my horse>Oh, it's still abroad the ship>Well, we're going to have to go by foot it appears>A thunderhawk flies over>Towards where McArthain went>Mhmmm, yeah no, I'm not going to let that happen>As soon as I am back, the Covenant of Fire will be banned from entering my protectorateComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97827518>>97823663>>97823449>>97822557>>97822046>>97820830>Be Hierarch #3>I am also foaming at the mouth with rage>THEY'RE LETTING THE TRAITOR GET AWAY>HE'S GOING TO LEAVE AND CORRUPT THIS PLANET WITH EVEN MORE OF HIS HERESIES>The rogue trader has sent his men in and declared Kong Qiu innocent at the point of a gun>and though I am steadfast in my devotion to the Jade Emperor I know that my death now will not fulfil the duty I have to purge this heretic>But how can I? Has the Jade Emperor abandoned me?>Reason begets doubt; Doubt begets heresy.>NO!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97827924>>97826432>>97825502>>97825420>>97825230>be Techpriest "im a filthy team killer" Steve>its really hard to feel good about any of this to be honest >i mean i finally got praised by the Archmagos so thats a plus >but im basically causing a mini civil war incident by dividing the forces on Chyna Secundus into killing each other >me and the tech adepts are ahead of the Rogue Trader when i get teleportation confirmation runes >i raise my Omnisian Axe and scream in a way that be embarrassing if anyone not in the cult heard it when i see a swarm of those Sweeper servitors appearing >oh wait they're on our side?>several of them surge past along with devices my sensors pick up containers strapped to their backs filled with C4H8Cl2S>oh by the name of saint miku, we're really doing this?>we finally arrive in time to see the rogue trader's troops, one of which is strangling one of the rust stalkers to death, which shouldn't be possible, the eldar engaging the Ruststalker Princeps, and the space marines are still yet to arrive Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You know what'd be a great April Fools' joke, if this board wasn't absolute dogshit for a day.
>>97820110I like that, I have a semblance of a setting with all of 1 drawing where flying mobile suits almost completely replace infantry and most other ground vehicles in high speed high tempo combat, but smaller nations and colonies make do with foot infantry and small mecha.
>>97818379>"JSN">Anthony ScrogginsIdiot>>97825222Your political obsession is not "the problem"
>>97826090He wasn't talking politics, dipshit. He was referring to bumpfag and puckee. Sounds like you're the one with /pol/ on the brain here.
>>97826606ntaNothing about those threads prevents you from making threads. The board isn't fast enough for anything to fall off. Play games, post about them. Shit's not complicated.
>>97827116>doesn't lead by exampleYou know exactly why that's bollocks
Making a thread about scary Yugoloths and why every party should fear them. 100% success rate at taking down PCs and their stupid adventure-ling parties. First off, they'll break all your dumb magic weapons *during combat*. That 15th party of gishes and tanks last about 3 rounds once all their magic is deprived of them. *499 more reasons to follow not fucking around with Yugoloths coming up*Look at this beast. It's absolutely 100% a threat on the battlefield. This absolute unit wreaks havoc in combat.They also secretly direct the Blood War and since it's such a threat, by proxy nearly the entire multiverse too.
>>97820735PF1e did a fantastic work with Fiends. The statblock math improved a lot from 3e to 3.5 to PF1e.3.0 fiends had more fluffy spell-like tho which I miss.
>>97820614from laughter.
>>97821361Your game sounds gay.
the highest CR yugoloth, nycaloth commander, has a wisdom of 13.six CR 3 allips will kill one in a single round on average.
>>97827172i hate the allip for this reason lmao
>I can fix her>she can make me worseWhich way, Terran man?
>>97809079Danke>>97809378>>97808565Beryl obviously just wants to ride Alex raw and bear his many children
>>97816355>Patreon is just under 70 pages aheadWTF is that true?
>>97814917Lurk for 30 more years, tourist
>>97824996He tends to release two sketch pages and one finished at the same time. Current is 291.
>>97825622It's good to know he actually keeps progressing, but then I read things like 'I have to design and render the entire ship's bridge, again' . . .
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97814065
>>97826822Dragonfall
>>97827823oh sure let's ma->load 51 more files
>>97828656>>97827823feels good to still just have a single pdf with all the pagesi can just ctrl-f the entire cyoa
>>97828794PDFile master race
>>97828862That cat is a little whoreGot fucked by those dogs
Do you prefer a ton of detail fleshing out an adventure module, or do you prefer only the most note worthy and explicit features required to run the adventure? there's two competing schools of thought on how one creates more work for the DM than the other. However they might be overlooking the effort that goes into summing and paraphrasing down a lot of fluff into actionable material to execute at the table, and how flexible the canvas is to do whatever it is you wish with the more straightforward template.
>>97815256I like DCC, and I pretty much agreed with what QB said about it.
>>97826528There is definitely a thing where the osr/NuSR crowd assume it's failing at trying to be their thing, when in fact it's actually doing it's own thing.
>>97825749Based that she heard "ACKS is a shit game with an even more shit fanbase" and immediately thought "BASED BASED BASED"
>>97825729hello Penn. >>97828031fishfag, displaying your low ESL skills is not helpful for you.ACKS is based and OSR2e is not OSRtotal BROSR victory
The ACKS shills are in the thread, nothing of value will be posted after this point. Evacuate and do something better with your time.
So what exactly would a evil book look like?What would be inside of it?Excluding the obvious crap like>Evil spells>How to summon demonsI am thinking about a ideology like what would a book of evil actually say? Like some form of ideology of evil. What would be its premises?
>>97797871OY VEY!
>>97797871
>>97806356i mean the original probably does, but what shows up in the actual stories are most often the latin or greek translation or english translations based on themsame with the book of eibon and such
>>97812397You just want to be a cunt and inflict your mental illness on others.
>>97828631meds
Is there ANY miniature wargame that isn't insanely expensive? I'm talking about things you can buy in a box and play immediately, not "print your own minis" bullshit or things where you're forced to use proxies cause official models don't exist.
>>97827520>What did you expect from a country with no vacations, sick days or labor unions?And it's still the best, most powerful, most free country in the world, so clearly whatever we're doing is right. What commie shithole are you from?
>>97827739>most freethe US is pretty much tied with all other developed nations on the index for global freedoman 8.7 is pretty good, but about average for anywhere that isnt a developing nationits only slightly higher than the UK, france, and germanygets beaten out by a hair by canada and finlandbut it doesnt even make it to the top 10, the tenth most free country in the world being australiathe top 3 is switzerland, denmark, and new zealand
>>97827739>most free country in the world>https://youtu.be/Lopz7id29Vw>https://youtu.be/Z39oJJDfQ6s>https://youtu.be/0Flsg_mzG-MYou don't even have control over your own lawn, you can't open a business in a residential area or build a house the way you want. Yep, North Korea level of delusion.
>>97827497>buzzwords>personal insults>marketing isn't a cost when some staff are underpaid Maybe it's both bad faith and retardism?
>>97828466>0 argumentsOk, retard, don't forget the daily report to the Democratic Officer appointed by the Ministry of Truth.
Jolly good time>Cyberpunk 2020 vs. Cyberpunk RED?Cyberpunk 2020 is the second edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG by R. Talsorian Games, set in a (then) future inspired by film noir and the dark science fiction films and books of the late 20th century. It focuses on simulationist gameplay and lethal near-future combat.Cyberpunk RED is the latest edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG, set after the devastating Fourth Corporate War. It focuses on more balanced, streamlined gameplay and is currently supported by R. Talsorian Games.>Resources for RED:https://datapool2045.net/>RED has free DLC and extra content, including character sheets:https://rtalsoriangames.com/downloadable-content/>RED Easy Mode is available for FREE:https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/409912/cyberpunk-red-easy-modeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Dolan is a girl!?
>>97827193grooby pls
>>97826307>>97826360I think these were written to be d12 and d20 tables, and then they realized that the game doesn't use either those kinds of dice.
>>97827052Tales is canon though. He also even mentioned a bit about the Aftershocks book, which was canceled for some reason. So from Mike, anything goes.
>>97826307>>97826360Rolling a d20 or d12 seems the easiest way to go. 1 is your custom donut faction for each category.
Simple rule to improve and balance wizards in OSR games: they can only memorize one casting of a given spell per day. You have 3 third level slots? You can cast one Fireball, not 2 or 3. Don't know any other 3rd level spells? Better go find some spellbooks. Hope you make your % chance to learn spell rolls (I won't bother addressing faggots who let wizards automatically learn new spells). God forbid you have to get more creative with your casting.
>>97821119?
>>97793691>simple rule to make wizards a pain in the ass to play while making them 4% less powerful
does OP know that there are already games where magic and other options are balanced while still being fun and versatile?
>>97793691trash
>>97821119>>97821066>>97820991can you address your specific criticisms of 1e?
Given that anime and anime inspired cartoon styles have become pretty much the norm or at least incredibly common in most other forms of indie entertainment (TTRPGs, videogames, comics, animation, even miniature wargames). How comes it remains a relatively rare style to find in board games, an industry that operates almost entirely in the form of independent creators and small studios? How comes it still carries associations of being an art-style of games "for kids"? It was so strange when pic related came out seeing people "warning" others that even tho "it looks like a game for kids, it's actually quite difficult and heavy".
>>97828286Ah, that part. I meant that yuri shows for boys and girls tend to be different usually.
>>97828224Because you're not interested in it, and that's why the algorithms don't show it to you. Welcome to the 21st century, where it's easy to get stuck in an isolated information bubble and miss out on even the most popular thing on the planet simply because the algorithms decided you weren't interested.
>>97827334Why does the desert guy pantsless?
>>97828260theres a lot about gundam that parallels star trek>did poorly on release and did much better on re-runs >became a national hit when it hit theatres>initially found a fanbase outside its intended audience, mostly female ones>had constant toy troubles at first because the merch they made was aimed too young>would end up getting a critically acclaimed sequel series that would become a critically acclaimed darling and accompanied by toys that were actually a fit for the audience, and yet everyone prefers to remember the original series
>>97828308It also has similarities to Star Wars, and when trying to explain Gunpla, I’ve used the example that a Japanese Gundam Gan building a Gundam model set is culturally similar to an American building a Lego Star Wars set.
Work in Progress, "No Foolin'!" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97828654Why the fuck do I have that name? This is what I get for lurking for months
>>97828624I mean, aside from that art students I can ran at dedicated shops, I don't have anyone else (aside /WIP/) to discuss painting with.
>>97828595Can confirm.My mother has been taking art classes for over 30 years with an art conservation specialist shes friend with since forever.She (my mother and the teacher) uses warm water + dish soap to clean her brushes.She said my 'brush soap is fine too'.Really theres no need to fling shit at each other over how you clean your brushes.If it works for you, thats fine.As for 'nooo you cant get paint in the ferrule', its not ideal, but as long as you dont let it dry there should be ok.And if the brush gets all fucked, get another, theyre consumables after all.Sure, take care of them to the best of your ability but dont obsess over it.Actual art professionals dont worry as much about it as you fellas do.
>>97828746>dish soapas in fairy or similar stuff? i would have guessed that's too harsh
>>97828746Actual artists also tend not to use tiny brushes like we do. I do agree not to obsess over it, I've spent years cleaning my brushes with the same thing I clean myself with (i.e., Aleppo soap), only later started using Rosemary & Co Cleanser and Conditioner (I got it for free), and so far, the results are mostly the same. But, I wouldn't use harsher soaps, like the ones for dishes.
