We finally got Lightning Greaves in Brawl editionPrevious: >>96783420>News & RemindersArena Powered Cube is live, with spiciest and most powerful cards to MTG Arena for the first timeAvatar: The Last Airbender pre-order stuff available in the shopAlchemy cards were re-balanced, also "nerfing" Vivi2026 sets revealed at MagicCon Atlanta: Lorwyn Eclipsed, Secrets of Strixhaven, Marvel Super Heroes, The Hobbit, Reality Fracture, Star TrekCreator showdown tournament won by Ashlizzllehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-october-27-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA (embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is the game not working for anyone else?
>>96913557I still appreciated your post. I logged on real quick, bought it, and logged out.
>>96913727There was an in-game announcement about maintenance, so I guess that's already going on
>>96913727There's maintenance today.
>>96913614>Still a good deal, 6750 is almost 2/3 the usual gold price.yea i thought 10% discount should be more gold, guess they just referred to the gem price
Do you think the Imperium let the Guard have access to sex servitors like how old European navies let their sailors have sex dolls or Dutch Wives on their ships?Is that too big a luxury for a shitty guardsman? Or is this exactly the "a bullet costs more than a human life" kind of scenario where a decraniated man or woman being a lovedoll is enough of a tiny morale boost that the Imperium rubbestamps the cost?
>>96912146Hello, it is me, OP, and yes I am a fag. I am disappointed in the quality of this thread as it is all female sexbots rather than male ones that my faggoty ass wanted
>>96913570join AdMech and this could be you
We had an explorator do this in a rogue trader game i'm in and we all rightfully reacted with revulsion then he rage quit the game. I am sure this is very common.
>>96913842Illogical and cringe. The cost effectiveness, anon
>>96913932>The cost effectivenessI mean if you luck into unattended woman with great body but disagreeable personality, it might be worth the effort...
How do I write a villain who is always two steps ahead?
>>96911538>Does every thread on this board need to require the words "in my ttrpg"?Nah, it would just be nice if more of them were about tabletop games.Any answer to a question about games should boil down to "that's how the game works" not "that's how I wrote the outcome".
Every now and then make the guy show up, kill someone or something and say some cryptic phrase.The players will come up with an explanation that's likely better then yours. Pretend that was always the case.
>>96910674You should always be two steps ahead, the players plan right in front of you.
The players are discussing what they'll do right in front of you. Just make up a fuckin' response! What, are you concerned they'll ask to see your notes? Sure, I got my notes right here, buddy.
>>96910674The easiest way to do it is to put him in a position where he has a lot of influence over the players, directly or indirectly. Maybe he or one of his minions gives quests to players, occasionally helps them, or has some kind of way to know more or less what they are doing via some magic item or whatever. I once played in a game where the villain turned out to be this rich merchant who sold us magic items, but they were all "marked" by him. He could not only monitor us, but directly affect us in battle if he wanted to. We only discovered him after one of the players got too greedy and tried to steal things from him, which triggered an early battle in which he proceeded to rape us after destroying our items. We only had 1 advanced magic user, everyone else only knew the basics, so yeah: rape.
>+++ADMINISTRATUM PASS KEY ACCEPTED+++>Loading message...Welcome to another glorious day in your officio station revered clerk of the Administratum.Your efforts in compiling the information on [Vokaris Sector] and its eight subsectors have been further garnering plenty of praise from your peers and lords above your meager station, we implore you to continue to gather this stellar data about this sector in our grand Imperium of ManA brief reminder that as data comes in via the servitors around you, you will have to compile it and make this sector whole again.May the God Emperor continue to guide you clerk Anon.Hello there, Anons of /tg/. If anyone is still interested in this fun project, here is the whole sector - updated with the discovered planets so far - where we can continue to create together, using the planet generator found on 1d6chan.Previous thread>>968523031d6 pageComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>96913731CHUNGUUUSSSSSSS
>>96913740>Average: 10d10Just average
Rolled 4, 4, 9, 9, 8, 8, 10, 8, 8, 7 = 75 (10d10)>>96913864Gas giant planet never ever goddamn it
>>96913930>Size: 75,000 km1d100 for its axial tilt
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>96914003I will say though, we keep rolling "average" planets that are still like twice the size of earth, and would almost certainly have just become small gas giant's lol. Probably some adjustments needed to that table.
>Be me.>Mercenary Captain Jr.>Son of the legendary Mercenary Captain that took Entilement Keep from the an army of soldiers, undead, orcs, and demons years ago and was made a lord of those lands.>Today he rules from his castle as a noble while I continue the family name in his honor.KeepTheTraditionAlive.tapestry>Rumors have been spreading through the land that Entilement the IInd yet lives, changed into a vampire and terrorizing my father's lands.herewegoagain.shieldpainting>I've taken up my father's sword along side some of his men and plan to lay siege to his new dark fortress of evil.>After days of travel we arrive at his new castle in the dead of night with a storm raging and set up to lay siege to the vampire's lair.>This will be my first siege, hopefully I can make my father proud.First Siege: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/68686655Second Siege Pt1: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/92674836/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96911120>>96911629>>96911842>Be Bob the Jack in the Box>man the boss can be a real pain in the ass sometimes why did he even make that mushroom shit>reality is collapsing as this girl starts losing her mind, the shelf of stuff is melting, now we're in a ladies bathroom, there's a clown getting crushed by a sperm whale and I think I see a spaceship somewhere>but somehow the mercenary's words got through to her and she imagines a door with an exit sign over it>the merc grabs me and makes a run for it, jumping through as the pocket dimension collapses in on itself>think I see willy the illusion wandering back in with the art critic only for them to melt into a puddle of good>he'll be alright, he wasn't actually real anyway>the art critic is probably dead though>Anyway, I actually escaped and I'm back in reality!>also I'm a woman now>shrug my shoulders, I've been turned into worse, and my figure isn't too bad>the merc turns to me after he knocks the girl unconscious and gives me a leerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96904731>>96911120>>96911629>>96911798>>96912485>Be Wicked Willy the Wizard>Looking down at the castle from my chair and making plans>Hmmm... yes....>I don't actually know what I'm doing I just go with the vibes in the moment>And the vibes tell me...>THE FLOOR IS LAVA!>wave my hands and turn all the water I summoned into boiling pitch because lava is overdone>make sure to also dump some wherever there's succubi because I still don't like them>giggling to myself as I float around in the middle of the storm when I hear a voice on the wind>look down at the fieldComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96911842>>96912548>>96912485>Be Uftar the Marauder>The former Jack in the box refuses>Oh well guess I'll slug them >Though the wizard who probably owned the pocket dimension takes her away>The wizard is offering both myself and the mage chick a wish>Can wish for practically anything just can't waste it>Kirk looks at me whilst being lead by the succubi essentially telling me to move my arse>Before he leads I give my wish "I wish for this mage chick to not wake up with a hang over from her drug trip when she eventually wakes up. I figure its the least I can do for slugging her and forcing her to join the warband">Baleon then steps in"Oi wizard, dwarves are under a sign in arcane sign round about the dungeon area. Enjoy whatever it is you have in mind for them">He then wanders off and I follow hopefully the wish spell still takes effectComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96884651>>96886696>>96899179>>96911120>>96911842>>96912548>Be Vaxilla the Succubus >The wizard hits me with a curse that makes me all old and wrinkled>I am no match for his power, so I teleport deep into the Evil Forest and decide to kill some time tormenting any survivors I find who are fleeing the battle >I actually don’t mind the new look, my specialty is messing with minds via enchantment spells rather than physical seduction >Victim #1 is a human mercenary who somehow made it pretty deep into the woods, but stopped for a piss, I convince him his cock has turned into a snake which causes him to slice it off with his own dagger >Victim #2 is an elf maiden fleeing the battle on a horse, I feel she has ridden that poor horse enough and it is time for them switch, I leave her ass up tied naked to a fallen tree with her now very randy horse >Victims #3 and #4 are a pair of alpha male werewolves fighting over a pile of fresh kills while their respective packs, who are long time rivals, watch, I make them temporarily gay and horny for each other, I wonder if their love will mend the feud between the packs, and what will happen when the enchantments wear off. I don’t bother to stick around to find out though, often the imagined scenarios are better than the actual result >Victims #5 and #6 are a human mercenary and a female elf soldier stuck in a giant spider web, thy ask for a hand, so I give them both hand jobs, and then leave>I then spend some time outside Yaga the Hag’s cottage, as survivors unwisely seek shelter there Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96914026>Daaammmnn, transmutation has all the best spells, I will need to find a way to learn some someday >I also spend some time watching The Pumpkin Man, Slenderman, Caspia the Horny Ghost, the Cock-Stealer Fairies, and Norbert the Ghoul King do their respective things, it never hurts to learn from fellow sexual predators >I find that I have wandered back to the vicinity of the castle and go check in on things there >There is a bunch of those Coyote mercenaries outside, along with a wrecked siege engine, a few captured dwarfs, and a few of my sister succubi and their servants >Also a bound elf and the unconscious form of that dark skinned woman I was trying to corrupt earlier, both of whom are no doubt destined to join the Coyotes’ harem >I cast one of my strongest spells, which makes the captured women and dwarfs super horny for the next few hours, or even days, though they will probably be very ashamed once the spell wears off >Maybe I will come back and watch the results later, but for now there are still games to be played in the Evil Forest >I teleport away
Work in Progress, "Little Summoner" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96913725Because otherwise its always going to be some tsanon or btanon or blanon marine and marines are fucking boring.
>>96913958>i FUCKED UP my airbrush last nighthow?
>>96913958Give that bitch a 0.3 tip and you can do a whole lot more than prime, anon
>>96913998funnily enough I like my lizards more than my tsons but they never made the banner
I believe you can paint Bretonnia any colour, as long as you're consistent
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>>96912889duh, I feel so dumb not even realizing that. I am bad at deck building
Are pre-release/release event stamped cards allowed in decks
>>96913845Unless the card says otherwise it is legal.
>>96913845yeah, why would they not be?the point is that it is meant to be a special commemorative version with a nice stamp to show how long you have been playing.its also a way to get foil versions of some uncommon cards.
>>96914009>>96913957I must have dreamt up that I read somewhere that prerelease cards weren't allowed, thanks. Maybe I am getting it confused with something else
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>>96911972Three big problems i see with your plan>TimingRegenerate takes three full rounds to cast, and its effect is instantaneous, so it would need to be cast after already having removed the organ which, depending on how your DM might spin it, is not an easy feat>RAWDelay death specifies that it doesn't cover death via ability score damage (extreme CON damage from removing a heart) or death effects (as above, just interpreted differently. think of it like vorpal)>LuckAssuming you might not want to make use of the removed heart again, you'd need to grow a completely new one. The spell specifies that yes, it is possible, but it'd take 2d10 rounds, so up to two full minutes.Delay death, meanwhile, has a duration of 1rnd/CL, which is not ideal given what you are trying to accomplish. Tying back to the first point, in the worst case scenario you'd need to cover 25 rounds with it, but i suppose you could refresh the spell while regeneration is in effectAll this is assuming you're doing the casting and operating yourself, it'd clearly be easier with external help, but you'd still be iffy on the second point. I'd suggest veil of undeath for it, since it turns your CON to -, which has the great benefit of bypassing all fort checks
>>96911607I know druid is supposed to be the most powerful 3.x class but I cannot for the life of me bring myself to play one. It's a bit easier with cleric and wizard but I can't put myself in the mindset to do a druid. How do people here get into the headspace of a druid?
>>96912017That's where the regenerate spell comes in.>>96912025I have a friendly 17th level cleric on my side.Veil of Undeath is a prime idea, just need to convince my boy to walk on the Dark Side for the sake of his friend.>>96912035Not a prestige class, and if you don't feel the class, I reckon it's better to not do it. I feel similarly about wizards.
Fucking shit this took too long: https://mega.nz/folder/OIUTAIgS#1mIpxubgBzcme1WjpdlKtAI underestimated how much pathfinder 1e content there is, so this is just the 1st party stuff so far. It's already full so I'll need to make more mega accounts just to upload the 3rd party.
>>96911607Ordained Champion.It's just a really dope warpriest type PRC.
Asrai edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwh WM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgeba WFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6 Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H >TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96913632>costumes: cool>ttrpg while in costumes: cool>acting while in costumes: finished product is cool, the process is cringe>larp while in costumes: cringe so immense it gives second and third hand embarrassment it's a weird spectrum
>>96913678could be worse, could be modern WoD Nordic LARPers
>>96913678>ttrpg while in costumes: coolAnon, no, it really isn't. Also, LARPing is cringe, but this video kinda looks sick, I think most LARP is cringe because it's usually much cheaper and shittier. IIRC the video is from Russia, I'm amazed at what they accomplished with how shitty the Ruble is, Russian Warhammer fans are great guys in my expirence.
>>96913678Joyless faggot. We play a game of toy soldiers, no one outside of the hobby thinks it's cool to begin with, so who cares what others think?
I've never been to a larp and never would but there's something to be said about being part of a large group of people who are all equally passionate as you are about the extremely weird and niche thing you're interested in. And I don't see Warhammer larp as being on the same page of decadence as WoD larp which can get extremely culty and deranged.
Talk about your greatest, Henderson scale-breaking, made of win moments here.
>>96904494I fucking wish i was shoggy lmao im just a retard with too much time on his hands
>>96909919Same. Most of my stories are boring, they're mostly "you had to be there" moments, like how the first real game I ran started by another player character unexpectedly framing the other player characters for murder, all done by pure happenstance thanks to the rolls of a "relationship matrix" aligning.
Bump
>>96902934Aight I'm doing a bit of writing before posting so this is more coherent if y'all have questions ask and I'll answer em
>>96834421You can't turn time back.
Previously: >>96889929▶ Thread Task: Musical instruments. The more novel the instrument the better. ▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.▶ Perchance pastebin of generators and links:https://pastebin.com/XRGqaW4WComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96911517Tumblrinas yelling about slop, until they actually try it, and decide it's not half bad.Half of the landscape/aesthetic blogs on tumblr are obviously AI now.
>>96906521Veyra hit the ferrocrete hard, stick-limbs folding in on themselves as the world turned to shrieking light. Sound shouldn’t have weight, she thought dimly, yet it slammed into her like a tank, rattling bone and soul alike. The Noise Marine loomed above, a cathedral of profane chrome and writhing cabling, his sacrilegious guitar howling like a choir of damned angels caught in a turbine. Pink-white arcs of sonic fury cracked the air, shredding banners and flaying sanity with equal zeal. She clamped her hands over her elongated ears, teeth bared, skull vibrating as if something inside tried to escape. Some dark, blasphemous voice whispered conspiratorially in the back of her mind: "This is sick as hell, bro"
>>96913539Sick as hell indeed, very cool gen
>>96913115>Good morrow sloppers|･ω･)ﾉ
KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN !!!>>96913579Shovel Knight: Origins
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96913303Being a Perfect seems pretty neat, it's basically a better and easier version of being a low to mid essence solar. They don't have any perfects or the truly bullshit stuff high essence solars get but instead they can just do everything perfectly and beyond without a need to train up highly specific charms.
>>96913303I have heard a lot of talk about this jump lately and it makes me curious. However mind control is not my thing. I wonder what would happen if a jumper sat in and mastered all of the forms of mind control but refused to take any slaves. maybe using mind control for stupid little things to show they could do so on any member of the class/faculty but not making everyone else a mind controlled sex slave. I think it would be called missing the point of the jump entirely lol.
>>96913836Canonically, people do actually do that
>>96913836People do try to do that, but the whole thing is designed to set students against each other. Still, if you have an out of jump protection against mind control and you don't bother doing mind control yourself it's just a very good university to learn a bunch of stuff. Power levels are deceptively high though, which isn't really explained enough in the jump doc. MCU is definitely an endgame jump.
SETON ACADEMY: JOIN THE PACK!https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EqmfGJQKjHJ8ckB9q9IYCP65ExlHMLXW/view?usp=drive_linkAnimal girl fanservice romcom.Catgirl fans rise up.
Has your character ever been featured on a wanted poster?
no
>>96904258Isn't it one of those anachronisms people just accept as part of basic medieval fantasy?
>>96911854If it's fantasy, how can anything be anachronistic?
>>96913287>"Oh so you can accept a flying fire breathing dragon, but a 2007 Honda Accord in a medieval world is what breaks your suspension of disbelief?"
>>96913702I can however accept wanted posters in my fantasy TTRPG campaign.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I hate Foundry because it's over-complicated, clunky, and because useless things like LOS and dynamic lighting are baked into the product. But, everyone seems to love it. What am I missing? Am I truly the only GM who despises line-of-sight and sound effects and all that video game shit? I don't want to carefully curate an experience, I want to run a game.
>IM NOT A SHILL IM NOT A SHILL IM NOT A SHILLcries the marketer, as he continues to talk like a marketerl m a o .
Last time I used roll20 like a decade ago it didn't support tokens having their own unlinked character sheets- ie. You make a generic mook sheet and whenever you drag it onto the table as a token that token is always linked to that sheet even when you drag multiple of them, they're all linked to the same sheet. Total non-starter for any decent DM
>>96913613>100mb storage limit on free tierlollmao
>>96912249You can boil both of those justifications down to "cowardice."
>>96898078It also does not work on phone.I had genuinely better gaming experience when we were using IRC.
Thread #004 El Día de los Muertos EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>96895216Previous Thread>>96797571Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96911232Well, I shall be sure to stay on my toes and see if I can find anything of significance related to the number 55. Merci, monsieur.>>96911241Congratulations on your unexpected bonus lucre. If you ever pass by St. Augustine I should introduce you to Baron Christopher: he always has a job or two for morally flexible Kindred with particular sets of skills like yours.Hope you continue to have fun. I use a combination of characters and events taken from a tabletop chronicle and a LARP I played in for inspiration.>>96912495I'm curious if you can expand upon the first and fifth insights you presented, Monsieur Brainclot.Story hooks and interaction are always appreciated.>>96912770I recommend you look for a haven of your own and gather whatever you can take with you from your current location. If your sire met an untimely end at the hands of an unknown party, they may be trying to find her haven and you don't want to be caught alone. After you've secured a new shelter, you can begin looking for the powers that be to introduce yourself.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96896081>what's your favorite crime to use as a cover-up for feedingI prefur to not kill but uh if something goes wrong driving out of the city to your local evil pig farmer with a couple thousand in hand and asking for a little privacy so you can make his hogs some slop has been effective in the past. Also don't keep the clothes even if they fit learned that the hard way and I had to make 2 trips to the pig farm in as many months. Feels bad. Also I'm new here are puns allowed?
>>96913048>A King to E5Somebody somewhere is moving. A powerplay is being made. I dont know what yet. Hard to extrapolate. im seeing gunshots, some sort of explosion, a train? i cant tell>Who is behind him? Why is he laughing?Someones somewhere. Somewhere dark. And theres a figure. I cant tell who, but he's old, very old.He's laughing at him, He knows he has won. It planned all of this. Its sand? or dust? his laughter is low, deep, reverberating. He is laughing at someone. Theyre in front of something. a Tablet? a coffin? a glass? they tried to get there, to destroy it in time, to stop things form happening. its too late, its going to wake up. He is hungry
>>96912770Glad it made it to you. Also>IP addresses are true names DO NOT INVESTIGATE>>96913048By God now there’s TWO warlocks here? It really has gone downhill. >>96911425Might have to try that for the blood rum I’ve been trying to get working. Thanks for the idea. Also, tell Scholar his brains he sent me have amalgamated into one mass. They call themselves and I honestly don’t know what that means beyond some kind of mathematical operator from calculus. >>96912495Lovely. Just remind her that any altercations must be done within the arena or you will be drawn and quartered and left for the suspiciously large vultures in these woods and the sun!Also thanks for the insight about hydrocortisone! Jimothy twisted his knee something fierce “wrestling” with our new nagaraja friend. I told him to wear a condom or something.
The other ones, They look at blood.And in its reflection they gander the moonlightAnd in their reflection they ponder a lifeThey can't waitMyself, I waitbefore I strikeAnd there's sorrow and there's plightI have no interest in your showI cannot bear, ToreadorI won't
