What kind of tampons do you think they have in the Golden Throne palace complex on Terra in Warhammer 40k?
>>97390460>Masculinity has nothing to do with sex or reproductionNTA, but siring many sons is absolutely an important aspect of masculinity in a holistic sense. A man without sons is lacking something.
>>97390827>yes, the Imperium is bad but it's better than all of the alternativesThen it is good.
>>97391295>they want their hobby in their hobbyunderrated
>>97392865>They're supposed to be the pinnacle of humanity (in both warfare, but also in intellect and other abilitiesAre any of those 'other abilities' carrying embryos, lactating or looking cute?
>>97392896>being described asVirtue is entirely decoupled from the opinion of subhumans.
Everchosen edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>empire fags still bitching about superior cathay technology kekw
Anyone know why Thanquol is in the very first Skaven army book, years before the Skavenslayer book is published? Was Skavenslayer actually put out first in some other form before the actual book? Seems weird to have Thanquol even be a special character before the book. His entire backstory in the army book basically just tells you the plot of Skavenslayer, which seems like a weird thing to say before the book is published. Are the dates on the wiki just wrong or something?
Mayhaps someone has the Fabelzel dwarf files and would share, please? The original drive has been taken off.
>>97391779I assume these are the results of the square based comp? Can't imagine minotaur blood herd being so high any otherwise.
>>97390230Yes but infantry usually isn't charging much.
Why is there so much whinging about 'No Games' on this board? I understand that those who come here solely with the intention of discussing tropes and the like can be frustrating to deal with, but there seem to be some folks here who make it their mission to drop bursts of negativity in threads they should've known would enrage them. And even in these threads that hold more general discussion, I don't see how nearly all of them are not at least tangentially related to traditional gaming.
>>97393379anon, you are right here with us, calling everyone droning insects.
>>97393389Exactly.>>97393390>everyoneWhere is it said? And you guys always lapse into thinking you're just dealing with one poster. Luckily it's not just us here.
>>97393396i replied to this post; >>97393138 and you replied in turn, its not a lapse to assume im speaking to the same person still.
>>97393408Sounds reasonable.
>>97393285Hey bumpfag>the quality of a thread is the posts in it1) this is /tg/. A good thread about origami doesnt belong here2) you deny yourself having any obligation to post good threads2) we have no obligation to make good posts. We arent obligated to unfuck a board full of shit threads3) your definition of good is actually just "entertaining from your perspective". We have no obligation to entertain you. We are also users, noone pays us to be here and we have no obligation to create a board that is personally accomodating to you. You want to shout over everyone elsr and abuse the permissability of the board's posting rules for your own benefit. When you disrespect the space you disrespect all the people in it. Since you've disrespected us, we disrespect you in your threads
I know GW shills are gonna be mad after reading this, but... when did you realize that busy, overdesigned models are NOT fun to paint and that miniature design peaked 20 years ago?
>>97393423>people are gonna be mad at me because i'm old, i'm lazy, i'm unskilled, and my eyesight is fadingHarsh shit man, wishing you the best of luck with all that.
It's hard to say it's an exclusively GW thing when most 3d modellers put even more detail than GW on their models. There's definitely demand for it.
>>97393423some models are bit much these days.but a lot of them are just really good and much better than anything they could do before. the new CSM legionaries are much better than the old ones. GSC Neophytes look better than any plastic kit they had back in the day.
it only bothers me when it's the basic footsloggersalso designs 20 years ago were busy as fuck too as much as fakegrogs like to pretend otherwise
Painting the rogal dorn tank was no fun for me because of all the details, also meant there was no room for decals. Felt very restrictive.
How can card shops survive the rise of armed thefts?
>>97381471This is what happens when you fail to stop scalpers and let them exclude normal people from getting cards.
>>97381923>rest of the worldyou do know you yankoids arent paying for that stuff any longer right?
Legit people who rob stores at gunpoint should get a death penalty instantly.
>>97384943Thieves aren't human, nobody's gonna cry for them.
>>97384934What rich, exciting lives? The great majority of city people live the same drudgery on repeat 24/7, only the wealthy get to have fun in cities.
"Hoe Your Own Row" EditionArchives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97384234>Thread Question: Do you like the outdoors? What chores, pastimes, wonders, and mishaps would you enjoy expanding into a CYOA?
>>97393428No! Post the really cool loli cyoa everyone posted their builds for.
Post gil
>>97393276Old men still obsessed with their high school crush lmao
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>>97392752Why would anyone sane move there? "Cosy" is all good and well but what's the point of coastal city where you can't swim in the summer due to cold/wind? Also, 1860, modern toilet paper started showing up in 1880s, fireplaces are nice with modern clean high quality wood/coal but the shit people were burning then was dirty, toxic, smelly, and required both constant cleaning of your room and hiring of chimney sweeper, either make it like 1950s or all the dirt, smells, cold, and inconvenience makes it opposite of cosy...
Pig Orcs Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Are orcs just misunderstood and oppressed? Not in canon D&D lore. Or at least for most of the existence of D&D.
>>97393560>TQI feel like that'll depend on the setting as opposed to DnD as a whole, but I haven't seen any Orc sympathy yet.The misunderstood scary people would be Tieflings and Half-Orcs.
The original Dark Erufu EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: Do you prefer your elves as fallen empire from the past or as dominant and hegemonic entity in your world? previous thread: >>97318413
>>97393224I got warned recently
>>97393099aeldari do not rape, that would feed slaneshthey'll instead shove a soul stone into a deldar, eithe rthey die or they better themselvesit's like 99/1 chance, I think and it is very painful>at least for adults>which makes me wonder why babies and kids don't suffer
>>97393447>that would feed slaneshThey are doing all manners of shit that feeds Slaanesh. The entire purpose of Dark Eldar society is to allow them to party on, as they did on the height of their empire. They enjoy what they are doing.And inflicting pain allows them to divert that attention away from them.
>>97393505imagine telling an aeldari that their dark cousins are actually way closer to their ancestors and actually it was all their fault a chaos god was born in the first place so the aeldar are wrong and the drukhari are right
Marazhai dies in every alternate reality Wow Owlcat, really subtle way to tell me to kill him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekU3T9M3E9IFrenopolis is a gamified tetragrammaton clothed in the memetic zeitgeist.This thread is for discussion and development logging.It's easiest to learn with YGO/MTG experience.It's not for sale, but you can request a free physical 2-player 90 card set by following the instructions in the description of this video:https://youtu.be/oPoBUoagO_k(No payment or identifying info required)Playmats have arrived and will be sent out with the playtesting kits. Anyone who already received a set with the shipping label name "Current Resident" should be receiving one by 1/10/26. If your shipping label was not sent to "Current Resident", email or DM me on telegram so I can send you one. Tabletop Simulator Demo Implementation:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97377056the basic types will still exist:Entities, Memes, Structures (like mtg creatures, sorceries, artifacts etc)The typing done in both pokemon and magic is very loosely defined, for example a card being blue (mtg) or green (pokemon) is only a very loose indication of what its interaction scope might be in-game, mtg especially is filled with exceptions, and pokemon doesn't even try (their typing is arbitrary, like YGO).In frenopolis, the color-typing is defined in terms of the board itself. so if you know a card's color, you will know exactly its interaction scope. the only change here is I don't want to limit myself to "technology" themed or loosely related images for the blue color (for example). The blue color will be any image/meme that looks like it has an effect that operates in/between the Earth and Air elements, which correspond to zones (Archive, Void), and types (Structures, Memes, Narrative).see this image:>>97282597for example, all i'm experimenting with is removing the term "alchemy" from orange. Now it will just be "Orange". everything else stays the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0sUjE_CCZg
>>97385256thematically, this card probably would have been a purple (now silver) card (water and air elements), but functionally it strikes me as a yellow card (water and earth elements), as it's manifesting something material from "being". It also could have been a blue (formerly technology) card (air and earth elements), by projecting a structure from the void.
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>>97282550Shoot to kill
Silica Mutus Edition>RPG Rulebookshttps://rentry.org/40kRPGLinks>Homebrew Collection (Feb 2025)https://rentry.org/40RPGHB>WANG/Imperium Maledictum Newshttps://cubicle7games.com/blog/warhammer-40k>Bestiary, armoury, weapon quality and NPC databasehttp://www.40krpgtools.com/>Dark Heresy 2e Character Creator:https://apps.ajott.io/dh2chargen/>General 40kRPG Encyclopediahttps://www.scholaprogenium.com/>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I need some help with the details of a game I'm planning. Tzeentch, got bored and decided to mess with some noble that collects art. After messing with his head through nightmares about his family selling his stuff after he dies the noble gets terrified about what will happen to his collection and decides the best way to keep it safe forever is to find someone who will care about it as much as he does. At a party he over hears someone from a different world talk about how Trazyn the Infinite stole some relics from their estate. Thinking that Trazyn is a collector like himself the noble decides to find him and donate his collection so it will stay safe from his family.That's a quick summery of what I want to start with. Ignoring the ordeal of getting to him and the shock of finding out that Trazyn is a Necron, what would Trazyn do if the noble actually got to him and showed off his large collection of art? And what would he want to keep? Is there a particular kind of human artifact he would be interested in? Rarity, age, what would he care about?
>>97392355AGP was an incredibly long-running greentext saga about a party of Dark Heresy players who were all former Imperial Guard, the Hammer of the Emperor, and thus treated every inquisitorial problem like a nail. In fairness, this usually got them out of as much trouble as it got them into.
>>97366886What's up gangHow difficult would you say Dark Heresy 2e is to learn for a GM and to teach new players? I have experience running DND 5e, some 3.5e, Blades in The Dark and a bunch of small OSR games.
>>97391846I don't care much about Gathering Storm either way - I generally prefer the setting to be static, but if the Rift fits my campaign I do include in, and if it doesn't I don't.I do hate the idea of Primarchs returning though>>97393520You should be fine, just read the book a few times and make notes of most important things. WH systems have fairly simple, instinctive and consistent core mechanics and lots of tiny rules and systems that build up on top of them - so there's plenty to remember, but it's all fairly easy to understand and it shouldn't fall apart if you just forget or omit a rule or two. Explaining the bare minimum they need to start playing to newbies shouldn't take you more than 5 minutes and then you can introduce new rules and concepts on a need to know basis.
>>97390956>the entrenchment of what counts as "real" 40k has gotten REALLY badI try not to be too much of a stick-in-the-mud about it, but all too often if feels like someone's telling me about their hilariously epic LotR game where they met Tom Bombadil singing karaoke in a goblin brothel.
Previously on /slop/: >>97361059▶ Thread Task:. Fantasy, modern or sci-fi sports. Go, Sportsball!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I wanted to do Speedball but ran out of Gemini gens before I could refine it. Maybe I should just shell out those 5$ per month...Also, he overwrote the watermark with the vcr text. Interesting.
>>97393048>Maybe I should just shell out those 5$ per month...Naaah
>>97393048>Maybe I should just shell out those 5$ per month...I would consider if it didn't rape the shit out of image quality with every new iteration
>>97393529>Even paid online AI image generators are shit.This doesn't bode well for the future of /slop/ thread.
>>97393628It's inevitable because the power requirements for genning are so insane, we'll need functioning nuclear fusion soon just so people can generate funny pictures
Would people be able to tell your character is a "tough guy" just from first glance?
Yes.
>>97389925Depends on the DM. Some DMs have NPCs act appropiately to your characters appearance, (fear, negotiation, falling back and getting re-inforcements, surrender, hiding and avoidance, etc) while some DMs take the Fallout route, having two unarmoured 1st level mooks armed with sticks trying to take on your huge heavily armed and armoured character and escorting retinue, because the stupid module they are running says so.
>>97389925if your characters looks aren't inherently deceiving that's a NGMI
>>97389925Haha, no. He looks like some Shoujo femboy. About the only threatening thing about him is his height- he's over six feet tall. And considering he talks like a bored nerd that doesn't really connect with normal people, it's not like talking to him feels all that threatening either.
>>97392902based
Is your character the type to hit on barmaids?
Is your PC the type to think the barmaid actually likes them?
>>97337982No, he'd feel self-conscious if she talks to him. Being a pretty boy, he's never really had to learn how to gain female attention.
>>97337982my character's the type to be a barmaid (male)
>>97393058You troonfaggots always think you're so unique for this response.
>>97392906If he's a pretty boy, why is he so self-conscious?
Moon edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Out on Patrol Edition>What is this?/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAMEIT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRulesas with maps, tokens and lore resources.>TL;DR Dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." sectionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97387676To me they resemble the 1906 versions, the ones with the big eyes, so that could make sense.Alternatively, it could be entirely mechanical but still acting wild because the first layer is a weird place.
>>97387676>Are tripods technology or living beings?I feel like Hyperborea tends to blur that particular line quite a lot.
Finally got my Friends to pick up TTS over the steam sale. Going to give them a gothrough of Agartha when I can get the time. A few of them played a couple of years ago before jamboard died but things have changed so much that we'll all be relearning a fair amount of stuff.It is somewhat odd to realize that there are now old players who have to be caught up with rules changes. Actual factual Agarthan Grogs, of a sort.
>>97163858>Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked soulslike roguelite kafkaesque milsim immersive plug and play comfy sandbox adventurescapeYou really make it sound very unappealing and low effort.
>>97391872>there are now old players who have to be caught up with rules changes. Actual factual Agarthan Grogs, of a sort.That would be me. Haven't played in a year or more, and been on and off in the threads. Too many story ideas, not enough actual writing. Would be up for a game sometime soon though.
