A Midsummer Night's Dream EditionPreviously on /slop/: >>97789009▶ Thread Task: William Shakespeare.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97819348>TTBirnam Wood except it's Ents (Tolkien noted in a letter that he had created Ents in response to his "bitter disappointment and disgust from schooldays with the shabby use made in Shakespeare's Macbeth of the coming of 'Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane hill': I longed to devise a setting in which the trees might really march to war".)
>>97829052Damn, that's some top-tier fantasy cheesecake right there.
>>97829052Is there Anato Finnstark in here?
Tried out one of the patrick nagel prompts from last thread. Turned out surprisingly well for my bard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7lXvGbc_A>"This Rule INSTANTLY Makes D&D More IMMERSIVE">look inside>"reinvent secret checks (in the style seemingly popularized by Pathfinder 2e, without mentioning Pathfinder 2e), roll these secret checks for players, deceive players on low rolls for secret checks (especially le ebin natural 1s, which should be critical failures!)">524k views as the very first video of the channel>pinned comment: "Well, that's it folks. This guy's peaked D&Dtube. Sam, this is a spectacular video, you should be incredibly proud of the work you've put in here. It's amazing, informative, and incredibly watchable! From your writing, to presentation style, your editing, camera work, AND LIGHTING! You're cooking!"I am so very, very mystified by the broader RPG community at times.
>>97830055Why would you give up anonimity for a discord?
>>97830919>we
>>97830988[citation needed]
>>97829572you can't half-ass White Man's Burden. Sometimes savages need to be put down, but those that show promise can be polished to shining diamonds.>>97831217...you can do both. Besides, the pull of Discord is the same as of Facebook; easy community. Most sane people use them the same way we used to use group text chats, or private AIM lobbies, or irc channels.
>>97829226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIvPWwtnOjEGoodness. This follow-up video earnestly, unironically posits that most D&D characters are bad because they are allegedly like Superman. Supposedly, the way to make a "great" D&D character is to deliberately give them a dumped ability score at 6, then constantly attempt tasks using that score, leaning into the failure to highlight the character's flaws.This video and the "le ebin flubbed secret checks" video seem tailor-made to appeal to the crowd who loves to watch other people play D&D and fumble.
What's the appeal of evil women?
>>97827871Because it's all they really got socially. The internet put bullet holes in the mystery of either sex and from what I can see, the men are definitely coping better. The women's lonliness crisis will be sung from the rafters and rooftops while the men's lonliness "crisis" is really only being parroted by women and influencers.
>>97831090>>97831090Yes. But with a feminine body and nice boobs and capable of beating my children.
>>97831978>capable of beating my childrenI mean youd have to be pretty pathetic to lose a fight to a child
>>97815266>>97815505>upfront and direct>tells you what they want>tells you how they would like to get it>plays fun games like 'murder the heretic' and 'torture the prisoners' instead of Jr high drama mind games>wears black instead of pinkObjectively, I see no problems, I only see wife material.
>>97827567Are evil woman more sexually aggressive/assertive?
Pigheaded Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/They used to be split between the website and the discord, but no more. For posterity's sake, the old mega will still be kept active even if it's unlikely to need updating: https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQ>third party sources for making trenchers:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97831808>That seethe Lol
>>97821296what a weird cope post
So does anyone know of any other plastic kits that are currently in the pipeline? I would be happy to see Archon doing more work for TC.
>>97832294There's all the stuff stomping carcass front, so heretic naval raiders amd the leper pilgrims kits. I don't know how they're going to do their super units but we'll see
>>97822258OK, ignoring the legitimate love I have for my family you still lose. Meaning raising an infant/toddler/kid/teen is admittedly tough, but much more enjoyable than it is tough. That's why you exist retard-kunIn 50 years my kid(s?) will have kids of his/(her maybe) own and maybe even grandkids that I'll teach and nurture in this hobby. In 50 years you'll be dead or dying and your posts in a Tibetan knitting forum archive will be all you can contribute to the hobby.Ever heard the phrase 'the winners write history'? I'm winning, and you could be too, stop hating women and your ideas will spread to your children and then they can steer TC away from youtube sloppers that hate the game. Fuck it I'm gonna find time to greenstuff some IS this month, tax time be damned
Sorcery edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97832585Realistically how is Tolarian Academy even playable?>Dude play this land that does nothing unless you happen to draw a bunch of artifactsIt's not even an artifact land, doesn't have an option to tap if you have no artifacts, and doesn't make constructs or some other artifact. TRASH.
>>97832594Then why is Bolas's bolass so hairy?
>>97832605>Then why is Bolas's bolass so hairy?Ugin's Spirit Magic. (He likes it that way)
>>97832605You have a vivid imagination.
>>97832607Silence, Spike. The Vorthos are talking.
>What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.>Examples of companies providing rules and/or miniatures for alternative wargames.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97828179>fake successwut?
>>97831187>>97831170>>97831167
>>97831213Feed not the Baiter, anon.
>>97831230yeah?
>>97831104>>97831154>>97831167>>97831170>>97831187>>97831196>>97831230>>97831858>>97832444All me
Elves in trouble editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question:Do your elves get in trouble a lot? How?Previous >>97741661
>>97831364unless it's Chloe and Olga who are for wholesome things only.
>>97831274>Why is this your train of thoughtbuddy i wasn't thinking at all
>>97831378Except, you know, the hentai they are staring in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_RwpvKbZxAThreads thoughts on this song?
>Spammer spamming shitposting defends his spam out of pure butthurt Or course noldorchud needs to ruin the thread
Here’s your magic card bro
>>97823659I love these goofy niggas, the poor bastards that have to clean up after the capes make a mess, the janny trannies of the marvel universe
>>97829531I don't care that Monday's blueTuesday green and Wednesday tooThursday I don't counter youIt's Friday, Magic™ night
>>97830096I am setting your cards on fire for that.
>>97822189Someone's trying to steal that book!
>>97831102The fire doesn't want 'em.
Has the sun ever become a story focus in any of your campaigns?
>>97803155A guy then proceeded to create an account called The Sun and continually posting absurd threats.I think the game was completed(?) But you needed to buy it off them directly on facebook
>>97830875I didn't think any ever shipped, but I guess some people did.Kayalyka even has a page on Board Game Geek with people reporting receiving copies in the mail and writing reviews (https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/103115/katalyka)Reading the description of the game I'm not surprised the creator was a schizo.
>>97826622And the rape thread was more unironically on topic than these
>>97804086>"scientific"
>>97826622Only in your deranged mind
>produce indie module>send it to a few youtubers who review modules and have a decent reputation for independent thought>hey, I've seen some of this guy's videos and he has never once mentioned being paid>send free copy>get email from his agent quoting a price for a reviewWhy are they all like this?
>>97827929I don't think cowardly diet nazis are capable of telling anyone anything, you bootlicking little bitch.
>>97829750He does both, and clearly states in the beginning of the videos if it's been sponsored, paid for, or gifted. The majority of the reviews are done for free, going over his experience either running the module or playing in the module. He has very few paid reviews. Other youtubers specialize in paid reviews, he does not. He also focuses on a few specific systems (Traveller, CoC, OSR-D&D), not indie modules.
>>97830480just stay away from the kids "seraphia" or whatever you call yourself on your grooming discord and in your manifesto
>>97827561Hmmmmm>>97829707Nah, given the post above I just don't believe you.
>>97827561Post proof.
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97831982>>97832000It is like Rakan Thulio, they gave him the "revenge for being cucked" aspect of Azhrarn, despite it making Rakan come as an incel.
I’m Azhrarn! You’re Azhrarn! She’s Azhrarn! Are there any more Azhrarns in the room I should know about?!
>>97829030>general opinionIt enthused me enough to get back into the game re-learn the painstaking, agonisingly asinine mechanics, did enough right I was profoundly relieved from the impression Essence gave me of where they were taking them, and has enough lacking that there's just a little bittersweet aftertaste to it all. But god, in my entirely subjective and profoundly biased opinion it is by far the best thing 3e has ever put out both in terms of lore and mechanics.>whether they're above or below parIf I had to sum up 3e Infernals in a nutshell (based on my own kinda flawed understanding of combat resolution), it's that they take Abilities to extremes that often give them unconventional edges at the cost of absolute mechanical supremacy that only rarely becomes a detriment. Brawl is the best illustration of this imo: If you look at Solar Brawl you get to do shit like stick people with persistent onslaught penalties, yo-yo people you punch into the horizon and just reset your rounds of control on demand. Infernal Brawl is NOT that slick, but it DOES do things Solar Brawl can't like give you scenelong permanent bonuses in exchange for penalising you stopping the fight early, sic grappling gambits out to short range, give you an Brawl-compatible heavy weapon that can inflict disease with a bite (which is...debatably useful given how long interval takes and there being no way to intensify syndromes, the best use case I can think of is sticking someone with Jigsaw Puzzle for a free Crippling effect mid-fight) and throw people hard enough to inflict fall damage. It also has what to my knowledge is the FIRST Solaroid Charm that flat out inflicts uncountable damage if it hits with enough successes, unless you count Heart-Eating Fist. Punching stuff falls far short of Solar and even Abyssal equivalents simply due to lacking anything like Fivefold Fury Onslaught or Rampage-Berserker Attack but it doesn't matter because the wrassling is that fucking sweet. 1/?
>>97829030As for the other abilities-Stealth, Thrown, Linguistics and Athletics are legitimately the best I've seen in any splat so far. Presence, Socialise and Lore too although those are kind of cheating because Presence has VEE (now with an upgrade to affect entire nations!), Socialise has the replacement for Black Mirror Shintai, and Lore has Mind-Hand Manipulation/Principle-Invoking Onslaught (now with Agg damage!) which continues the trend of Infernals just cheating in compensation for falling short in pure arete.>loreI'm of two minds about the lore in a lot of ways. It's much better than what I feared it would be based on the devs describing it/Essence and Pillars, but I also miss the storytelling from previous editions, and Infernals being too new to write anything meaningful about their impact on the setting feels like a copout. I'm glad it's not the Green Solars angle from the 3e Infernals preview, but I also wish it did more to stand out and make it's own identity other than "revenge" and "not that". Hell is as gritty as 3e is willing to be but still more sanitised than Exalted should be somehow; Ipithymia continues the trend of baffling me with how the effort to whitewash certain characters is going, though closer to my grudgingly positive takeaway from Heron than my complete rejection of 3e Lover. Also I don't like how they made Ligier a more blatant Azhrarn expy. Plus his writeup feels a little underwhelming for what he is in terms. It's strong, don't get me wrong, it just feels weird the Green Sun does more sword/spear stuff than actual sun stuff. And I'm still waiting for the devs to reconcile the humanoid 3CD statblocks with their celestial forms.2/3
>>97829030>build-your-own formLooking at how Blasphemy keyworded Charms work and how the preview described build-a-shintais, it's clear that Keys were definitely meant to be more than what they currently are (organisational shorthand). I definitely prefer the ExWoD approach of permanently adding to shintais rather than just letting you activate certain Charms at the same time, and the "avatar of a Yozi" thing sounds like a unique addon I would've liked to see incorporated somehow.As with many, many things in 3e it really does feel like they threw out the baby with the bathwater and called it a day. Still, there's a surprising amount of fun to be had once you accept Devil-Bodies are less strong in and of themselves and more meant as a sort of chassis for your other Charms.Also not amused by how they made a lot of the inner world-using Charms kinda undertuned, although the fact that you CAN bring things out you made with your own effort low key solves this. Just Introduce a Fact in there that enhances your Crafting (or sorcery, or VEE, or whatever), and you'll be mass producing Karvara in no time.
Thread #012 Degenerate EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97733980Previous Thread>>97621954Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97829937>Who the fuck still wears a checkered suit outside of a damn Ska band?A Malkavian? Since we're talking about Cainite fashion, in my defense, as much as I'd love to, I'm not always wearing a kimono, and when I do it's with 21st century patterns, under- and outerwear, makeup and accessories
>>97826539Atleast you weren't embraced at 600 pounds to see what happens Lost 450 pounds by puking up fat chunks that are still moving today I store in case it's got some value
>>97803584Thank you Seer brother-sister! Sorry I haven't been able to steal a device to commune. Tell everyone else the same, even if they won't believe you.>>97803630Thank you Igni. Sorry I wasn't myself before you left I just wanted to thank you for everything. You're a great teacher. Even if you hate that fact.>>97814457He isn't alright, and that's a good thing. :)>>97820254The moment they devoured Great Auntie Z we were destined to be crushed into nothing.But no harm in that. We were always doomed.>>97823503Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97831591>There are worse things to die in than a kimono. I should ask for one.Why not an áo dài? I own a few myself.
>>97831153Of what blood are you?
It's Da PDF Share Thread!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Previous thread:>>97757836Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Thrilling Tales d6 please
>>97829999d/A187Os
>>97832206Previous thread.. >>97758366
Requesting Down Among the Dead for PirateborgAlso paid pirateborg VTT integration if anyone has it
>>97828633>>97828256/d/yjNN4V
Absolute Unit edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97832219TOW is closer to an actual skirmish between armed forces, barely a hundred soldiers a side, absolutely microscopic battles.AoS has even less.
>>97831834Every news we have from rumormongers is that TOW is selling way way above expectations, it’s just blind doomerism you’re responding to with nothing to back it
Would it be strange for my Dwarf units to have different colored outfits, so long as my heraldry/weapons for them stays the same? I feel like Dwarves are a spiritually boomer faction, so I think their wives should dress them.
>>97832338Nothing wrong with that, especially for more basic units like warriors.
>>97831510Mixed, almost white passing hands wrote this post. Nice try, Carlos
Writing General: 'psychopomps' editionWelcome to /wg/, the thread for all /tg/ related writing. Whether you're plotting your campaign, trying to come up with a character backstory, or just trying to write some setting fluff, this is the place to post it. You don't even have a campaign, just an idea you want to develop? You're welcome here. While the rest of /tg/ is arguing over monstergirl mating and which way rivers are supposed to flow, we're here to help you turn your thoughts into an actual finished product.As the successor to the Storythreads, we're also open to /tg/ related fanfiction (D&D, Warhammer, Battletech, whatever). In fact, if you've written any vaguely /tg/-related short stories, you can try them out here. We also have flash-fiction challenges from time to time.There's a discord for writers herehttps://discord.gg/6AwKHGFThe previous thread can still be found in the archive here>>97133758And finally an archive of /tg/ fiction can be found here:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (dead link, but may be resurrected one day)https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (page missing, wiki still up)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97819194The man nods in thanks one last time to the rider, then steps away, and raises a hand in farewell. And then he turns, and sets out on the road once more; a journey he must make alone, but one that's now a little less lonely, thanks to the rider with the pale horse. The rider watches in satisfaction as the man heads towards the light. * * *After about ten paces the man stops and calls out loud enough for the rider to hear, "Those ravens are going to eat my eyes, aren't they?""I'm sorry, but yes. I'm afraid it's generally what they do.""Bugger." The man pauses. However, after a moment he shrugs, and with a lightness in his step he continues on his way. The ravens watch him go, staring at his back as it gets farther and father away. Maybe it's just curiosity, but they have the decency to wait until he's out of sight before they return to their work.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
