>>97409638
Maybe dinosaur game is secretly another elflines mmo and an ARG or something.

>>97409638
How do you look at a thread that's nearing the bump limit, and the content of the thread is actually people talking about the game, both mechanics and setting, and not getting bogged down in the usual 4chan shit, and go "oh, well, this game is dead, this thread is dead?"

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>>97381064
Ok so to ACTUALLY do something with this
>weapons
I'd scour Blackhand's street guide but the idea would be basic weapons that can be customized for a mission's needs (and non-basic ammo) but also be standard (like what you'd see in a military unit, not something flashy like what you'd see on a 'runner). It would be cool to see some really heavy weapons. As a side note Woodchopper's Garage is pretty good for high end military gear.
>armor
Let's be honest... it's gonna be light armorjack, heavy armorjack, and flak but spiced up with the armor ideas from Black Chrome on armor that people would actually use.
>vehicles
I really want to see heavier vehicle armor. For example you could get SP15 Flak but it imposes a -4 penalty on Drive (which should only penalize tricks or driving on terrible terrain). A treads upgrade and a really really big cannon weapon would give us quick and dirty tanks.
>cyberware
I want both a mix of actually good tactical stuff and the most ridiculous specialized tacticool crap like pic related. I swear these caimen eyes are the dumbest thing but they're so sovlful. I bet they'd be popular with any Navy SEALS or swamp/jungle guerillas.
>gear
I might just steal some ideas from the Firestorms or even Ghost Recon.

>>97405283
Do what fighter pilots do for their callsigns and make it something embarrassing from your backstory

>>97412374
this
if a guy goes by Razor he probably cuts himself shaving

>>97411900
>Which I think is the part that most people struggle with considerably.

I admit that I really do struggle with it.

I get that Mork Borg's ostensibly a game, but cricket and rugby are games too and they play very differently and you can do things in one that you can't legally in the other and vice versa.

>>97412138
What can I say... I understand why people struggle with this.
I also find it weird that they get fixated on this or try to use the joke as a game, or, which is really bizarre, try to play it on regular basis, or for long campaigns. All while Mork Borg is effectively the themed Monopoly edition you buy for a joke present and gift to someone, play it once and then forget it even existed.
I guess this is only topped off with people who do those "printer friendly" versions or try to take the dysfunctional ruleset seriously or even fix it. And that's just delusional, which I don't understand in the slightest.

>>97411674
>it takes the piss off the whole ACTUAL tryhard OSR and the "ye olde goode days" bullshit, by showing just how fucking obtuse for no reason or gain those games tend to be (except as a joke, rather than for real)
This just sounds like "it's bad on purpose" with more words.

>>97411638
Mocking the source of your aesthetic when it’s the number one draw of your coffee table book is an interesting choice

>>97411900
>And said game was deliberately designed to laugh off the concept of playing games.
I just find that approach easier to laugh at myself
>Which I think is the part that most people struggle with considerably.
Maybe, that could be the case, but morkborgians do see to struggle more with being called out on "I was just pretending to be dumb".
It's also a game nearly no one seems to have anything to talk about, this entire thread had what, 3 people talking about actual play, and one had to be goaded into it. It's not only this thread, it seems every thread about mork borg is more about defending the system with vague remarks and not about playing it, like discussing religion with a devout believer who never read any scripture.

>>97407161
it'd definitely work for 10mm. wanna do warmaster or hordes of the things with wowcraft armies?

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If I posted a zombie game I wrote, would anyone even bother reading the ~30ish pages of rules in order to give me feedback?

>>97412637
I'm interested, but 30 pages of rules is quite substantial

>>97412637
Sure, but don't forget there's a Amateur Game Design and Homebrew Thread >>97283892, you might get more hits there.

>>97412650
I've formatted the documented so that the rules are presented with bullet points instead of traditional paragraphs. I think its a bit more readable and easier to skim for specific rulings, but it also takes up a lot of space, so the rules are probably even shorter than 30 pages. the document is 50ish pages total but a lot of that is weapons, zombie types, etc.

Anyways I'll do a bit more editing and formatting and just throw it out here at some point.

>>97412485
The saturnine box is a good start since it also has almost everything you need to play, like the rulebook, templates, a scatter dice, tokens etc. So if you like the models it's a convenient way to get into HH.
It is somewhat of a large investment if you aren't entirely sure if you will enjoy the hobby though. If you can find a local group that plays HH it can be a bit safer to start with just a box of one infantry squad, and get the saturnine box after finding out if you like building and painting the models.

>>97412485
get a twenty man tactical squad of whatever flavor of plate you like the most my dude and maybe the melee upgrade kit if you prefer bois with chainswords and hand cannons
the 2.0 and 3.0 starter boxes are enormous investments of time to fully assemble and paint with any care and you can't go too wrong with some (potentially more if you go further) basal line infantry and even twenty marines should well and give you an idea of what's entailed

>>97412067
>TQ
yes, it would take unnecessary amounts of time to react to warzones that needed to construct additional Legionnaires if they had to ask Terra and Terra had to send out some troops

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a n o t h e r

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Blackshields 2k. The Eternal Vendetta+Taint of the Xenos

Prime Delegatus: 140
+Jump pack, Halo Blade, plasma pistol, Paragon of Battle
Centurion: 115
+Jump pack, Thunder hammer
Moritat: 105
+overcharged plasma pistols

Rhino: 90
+Combi bolter, multi melta

++Apex detachment: Officer cadre
Prime Centurion: 95
+Halo blade, paragon of battle

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97412536
Well, yes. They are more streamlined both mechanically and narratively.

>>97412370
>This is wrong. Depending on interpretations
Anon, did you miss the "Many Sects" part? I didn't say "All Gnostics".

Or were you just looking for an excuse to gush about a subject you like? You don't need to make an argument to do that.

>>97412561
I probably could have worded it differently. I just meant that Lucifer is NOT a goddess. I think I gushed too much about Gnosticism & the Prometheus part to explain why I was saying you were wrong. That's my bad. Istar/Astarte is parallels Lillith in Christian/Abrahamic myths, not Lucifer. It's a different sort of archetype. Lucifer is closer to the duality gods myths than the Mother of Monsters myths. But even then, he's paired with Michael, Jesus, or Adam not God Almighty

>>97412536
I personally hate Awakenings choice of names. Like, Avatars, paradigms, etc are words I comprehensively know reflexively, meanwhile shit like Yantras are too foreign in my ear I have to force translate it every time, even though I know/understand the concept.

>>97412536
That's because they're easier to understand.

>>97409766
That's because
>Government subsidies for all feeder industries to the car components
>Government contracts for the cars that guarantee sales
>Government capital ensuring that losses are absorbed
>Government strategy that knows that undermining the industrial heartland of competing powers means they won't have the ability to manufacture or design weapons for the next war

>>97411929
It wasn't even fumbled, it was straight up murdered for the sake of the KS scams CMON has been living off of until now.

>>97406668
40k was already killing itself and adopting its failed business model was not a recipe for success. 40k is alive because of brute forcing the setting into a variety of media while the tabletop game remains forever on life support.

40k has become like the god emperor. Just a corpse in a chair with a bunch of tubes kept artificially alive through the life energy of others born into its service.

>>97412066
this is just, simply, untrue. GW is making money then ever right now. 40k sucks but it is absolutely the most popular miniature game on the market and the fact that your so full of hate you can't see that makes me so sad.

>>97410481
Oh wow thanks for the work man they look great was hoping you would start expanding the range out again.

>>97412537
at least i'm not playing pretend soldier

>>97412546
Yet here you are in a play pretend material board.

>>97412566
Actually I only read the material I don't actually play it so I'm an intellectual

>>97409631
>East Texas University (Savage Worlds)
Included Pinebox

gf/d/uyMypS

Requestin lore game book "Mock Soul" by Salamander King published by Hollow Press

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>>97412169
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>>97412169
>>97412445
>>97412451

>>97411842
I remember somebody painted those bright blue at my old FLGS and they really looked like space marines from far away

>>97411206
What is this game from?

>>97412584
Just your average historical wargaming club game

>>97411607
that set up is pretty similar to the anime/manga Hell's paradise.
There the main setting is an Island near japan which was settled by someone sent out ages ago by the chinese emperor to find the elixir of life. The island was basically turned into a labratory to create it, primarily by researching Tao(the local chi equivalent), for that purpose they also create a bunch of other kinds of beings by combining humans with other life forms. WIth the strongest being a handful of near immortals who are part flowers, they can perfectly regenerate and dont age as long as they have enough energy, which they only replenshis with a special elixir created by refining human corpses.
There were also a bunch of more normal people who only had their lifetime extended by being part tree, but the longer they lived the more tree like they became until they eventually just full on became trees and lost all sense of self.

>>97411753
how about making it the opposite of a Ring world, where you essentially leave in Ring like gaps that could still let enough sunlight escape for nearby planets.

>>97411917
Thanks. I read that manga when it came out but dropped it at some point so I didn't know all that. The setup is based on an actual legend about Qin Shi Huang (first Emperor of China) who allegedly sent his court magician (Xu Fu) looking for the elixir. He also drank shitloads of mercury and is the guy buried behind the Terracotta army.

>which they only replenish with a special elixir created by refining human corpses.
The one thing I want to avoid is using human corpses, souls, spirits, or anything like that. It overlaps with other forms of life extension/immortality that I have.

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>>97412206
I mean, you could totally just go with a similar plant based immortality, without without the need to replenish it through harvesting humans.

Maybe just base it on some special fruit that is cultivated like Golden Apples in european myths or Peaches of Immortality from eastern ones.
Or something like Ambrosia/Nectar where an elixir is made from special flowers.

>>97408603
Their victory proves that the Cosmos favors them.

>>97408218
Not an abosutely perfect answer, but if you're willing to cross the streams a bit:

The brawler with this archetype is close:
https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/brawler/
https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/brawler/archetypes/paizo-brawler-archetypes/shield-champion/

For some flavor add this to a shield from the MIC:
RANGED
Price: +1 bonus
Property: Shield (except a tower shields)
Caster Level: 5th
Aura: Faint; (DC 17) transmutation Activation: —
This streamlined, gray metallic shield is keenly balanced and features a razor-sharp edge.
While using a ranged shield, you can throw it in combat. The thrown shield has a range increment of 30 feet. While in the air, the shield is treated in all ways as a ranged weapon, and it cannot be blocked or grabbed except by those with appropriate feats. Regardless of your size, a ranged buckler or ranged light shield deals 1d6 points of slashing damage, and a ranged heavy shield deals 1d8 points. You add your Strength modifier and the shield’s enhancement bonus (but not its effective bonus from this or other special properties) to this base damage.

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How long are your sessions, usually?

>>97410388
Around 3.5 hours. Rarely less than two or over four.

>>97410536
Same

>>97400919
What if I want him to be able to make some of my homebrew alchemical items as well? I want an alchemist class and I don't want to reduce potions of level 4+ to a feat, I feel like that's too much for just a feat.

>>97412282
>still am confused by any summoning more complex than a tribute summon.
Read up how PSCT is formatted before you read the rest of this post.

>Special Summons by Card Effect
These are signified with a Colon or Semicolon in PSCT
<Condition> ( :COLON OR SEMICOLON; ) <Effect>
>If you control no monsters: You can Special Summon this card (from your hand).
>You can Tribute 1 monster; Special Summon this card (from your hand)

>Special Summons by Summoning Conditions/Unclassified Effects
You don't need to worry about what an unclassified effect is. You just need to know that these don't start chains
<Condition> ( COMMA, ) <Effect>
Alternatively, "You can Special Summon this card, by (action)"
>If you control no monsters, you can Special Summon this card (from your hand)

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>>97412378
Also note that the first part about the colons/semicolons isn't exclusive to summons. That's just how effects are written.
If <Condition>(COLON)
--> <Cost>(SEMICOLON)
----> <Effect>

For example,
If <you control no monsters>:
--> <You can discard 1 card>;
----> <Special Summon this monster (from your hand)>

<You can discard 1 card>;
--> Destroy 1 card on the field

If <Your opponent controls more monsters than you do>:

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>>97412407
Anyway, I'll spare you the rest of the walls of text unless you ask more questions. My recommendation to you as a new player though,
>Learn how PSCT reads so you can skim the cards. It's a well-versed player's trick to just skim cards for anything that fucks them

>Learn how PRIORITY works, THEN TIMING. Don't do it the other way around.

>Learn to identify the shared functionality between archetypal cards.
Since you got a Phantom Revenge box, I'll use Kewl Tune as an example for the last one; Most of their Main Deck monsters have the shared functionality of using 1 tuner from the hand as material when you synchro summon with their cards, and activating effects when they're sent to the GY as synchro material. It expedites the process of reading all that shit when you mentally format an archetype, so you have a general idea of how they work without having to memorize all the text on their cards.

>>97412282
Slapping 40-60 random cards from two different booster sets together isn't going to work, buy a structure/starter/legendary deck instead. DUAD is iirc lunalight and onomat while PHRE is h*ckin'handerinos, kidz bop and that one stun/burn archetype with the weird ships/animals, none of which have synergy with each other.

Having said that, i don't think branded is a good starting point for a beginner, since it's (IMO) a pretty boring archetype, at least without the dracotail cards, because you just want to floodgate the opponent with the piss dragon, meaning you won't actually learn anything.

The 5D's legendary decks will actually give you pretty much every single relevant staple card, but the decks themselves are beyond awful.

Blue-eyes has been powercrept hard, but it also gives you a fair amount of staples, and the deck itself isn't half bad, it's just a little inconsistent without the primite cards (which aren't as expensive as before, but it's still a $100 engine iirc), and being both a starter deck AND a popular archetype means you'll be playing a lot of mirror matches. It IS getting more support in the future however, namely a deep-eyes retrain that searches maiden and summons itself (being level 10 is ass, but you can still use it for juraishin and seal), so it's not a bad investment for a casual player.

>>97412583
Branded is an excellent starting point for new players. What kind of cock are you smoking, brother?
>without the dracotail cards or the floodgates-
You need to keep your dick down and remember that you're suggesting starting points for newbies, not totally-optimized builds for experienced players. They get a feature-rich Branded deck off of a few copies of the Chronicles deck, which also happens to come with a particularly versatile form of removal in the form of The Fallen & The Virtuous.

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>>97412119
Holy fucking based. I kneel anon.

>"I can't tell the difference between fiction and reality."
t. >>97412014
This entire board must be a horrifying place for you, let alone these threads.

>>97412323
Well what's turning you on about the doodle? The fact it's showing prepubescent characteristics or the fact it's drawn in ink? A person that jerks to drawings of men is likely into men and a person that jerks to drawings of animals is likely into animals. You can follow the logic here, right?

>>97412323
>Nooo you se it's a drawing of a minor it's not real so that's okay!
>Fapping to art of minors is not the same of fappting to photos even if the word graphic in "pornographic" includes drawings!
>It's not like all the pedos who get caught always have stuff of all sorts in their computers!
>The board was always okay with pedo crap, it's j-just you who can't handle it
Holy mental gymnastics dude you are so pathetic

>>97412323
Found the Roblox groomer

>start sealed event
>fucking double click past the screen where you pick your creature type and end up with elves without meaning to
>open my packs and see my busted ass card pool
>"this is fine actually"

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>>97411772
This deck deserved the clean sweep but I got turbo manascrewed in my second-to-last game so I'll have to settle for a mere 7-1.

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This is my deck
There are many like it, but this one is mine

>>97404409
Enjoy your brown nonbinary women cards.
Also, anime website.

>Oh a new set dropped!
>maybe brawl will have some fresh blood in it
>30 games in
>landfall
>5c slop
>enchantress
>combo
>FINALLY a new card!
>Morcant
>Magical christmasland hand of ramp, elf weenies and protection

this game is fucking shit and will never change until the chinks programming it are dragged out into the street and beaten.

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>>97412373
>monkey's paw
>implying that's not exactly what I want

>>97411304
I agree with your post, but I would also tack on that opposition to "wokeoid" changes can also come from people who, as you noted in your discussion of EU material, fundamentally disagree with the change is attempting to do. This can blend into B, but I consider it distinct because I've gathered from these threads that there are some things that most anons here would be okay with that a chudmaxxing goober like me might still find objectionable.

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>>97411793
DARK GREETINGS

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>>97412491
BASED

all they do is hide in caves and touch each other on the head with their tentacles. it would get boring.

>>97410994
Aggressive hentai campaign where an aboleth sends you on a quest to discover new and interesting ways to rape as many dark elf bitches in the ass as possible. Maybe some derros and deep gnomes too, idk.

>>97410994
3.5e spelljammer, iirc they're a +8 level adjustment race but you can ignore that if everybody plays one

Its a really shitty thread but I'll admit I've been hankering to play a mindflayer in a dnd campaign. I'm sure there's already any number of homebrewed player race for them as is too. I'd want to play him as a double agent, playing at having broke free of the hive mind, but working towards preserving it and directing dangers away and funneling in easy marks.