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>Here's that teenage girl I was telling you about
Bitch is gonna be pushing 40 by the time season 3 rolls around.
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>>219258170
Both men and women have adams apples, its a muscle in the throat that pushes to help you swallow, its only truly sexually dysmorphic if it look like an actual ball from the side view otherwise it actually you that has a whimpy flat womans adams apple.
Don't worry anon I do too I hide it with a beard
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>>219257955
I hate the hair, it looks so stupid like a porn parody
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>>219258656
Really need a clean version of this without the artifacting and pixilation.
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>>219258747
It doesn't exist anymore. Even the scene on Netflix has been replaced by the much more popular AI enhanced version.

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Redpill me on Alien 3
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>>219257902
There's no pill. Shit sux.
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>>219257902
Oozes atmosphere. And also clear direction.
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>>219257902
Shit movie made by people who despised the two movies that came before it. Great actors though.
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>>219257902
it is widely hated (even by the director) because studio meddling made the movie sort of disjointed and weird, plus the CGI is really bad and people didnt like that it ruined the (relatively) happy ending of the second movie with a retcon that doesnt make much sense, namely the egg on the escape craft. the true redpill is that the movie is imperfect but over-hated. it brings the series back to its horror roots after the action spectacle of 2 largely ditched the atmosphere of dread that served the original so well. Fincher understood that Ripley doesn't get a happy ending - she is too inextricably linked to the alien and will share its fate. as ripley took the queen's family in 2, the queen posthumously takes ripley's in 3. her jump into the foundry with the queen chestburster is the logical climax of the original trilogy and a perfect, dark ending for the series that embodies the idea of mankind vs the indifferent horrors of the void.
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>>219258511
fpbp

>>219258535
spbp

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Arthouse & Classics

Whydition

>QotD
But why?

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>>219258541
the long goodbye was terrible tho
2 hours of a gangly jew muttering incoherently is not how I envisioned Philip Marlowe on the screen
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>>219258626
>muh book
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>>219258626
I'm sorry you got filtered by his satirical self-referential pastiche of Marlowe and the noir genre in general. However, Elliott G had infinite swag.
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>>219257479
Who's this cutie?
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>>219258795
Françoise Hardy

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>Star Wars but without the fun
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>>219258380
All future products will be compared with Andor and it makes a lot of fans stay, so the backlash will be even worse.
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>>219258549
I couldn't care less. Even IF it weren't made by Disney, I still wouldn't have watched it. It didn't look like Star Wars to me.
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>>219255751
>>219255886
get booped
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>>219257535
This. The galaxy-wide institution that imprisons people permanently without cause and is building a spaceship that blows up planets is basically the limpest threat imaginable because of inefficient beauracracy. When was the last time the United States killed a bunch of people?
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>>219257535
Extreme threats require efficient disruption to match.

Extreme threat
>Destroy planet in one shot

Efficient disruption
>Empowered by God to win

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So now that the fur has flown, which one of them actually needed therapy more?
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does judy hopps lay big eggs on easter?
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>>219258280
Bunnies don't lay eggs retard.
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>>219258307
fictional ones do
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>>219258127
You should go shit up the Nintendo threads instead.
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Judy is always wrong and not fit to be a cop.

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Easily the worst shot in the entire Harry Potter saga.
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>>219254342
A daring synthesis
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>>219249119
hairy plapper
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>>219256398
Based.
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>>219249003
>not the last frame in prisoner of azkaban

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Are these two fantasy series worth watching? How do they hold up in 2026? They were big in the 1990s, but what about them would be so different to newer fantasy series in recent years?
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>>219214110
When they finally had a crossover it genuinely felt like Avengers: Endgame
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>>219257043
They can tell you're an overcompensating gay
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>>219254626
But does Gabrielle join in or does she watch like a cuck?
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>>219258267
Its confirmed in several episodes that Gabs eats the fish
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for me it's Cleopatra 2525

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8uLWPHu1sI
It has finally been uploaded.
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>>219257298
They're waiting until "that" happens so they can ride the wave. Cynical bean counting, the RLM creed.
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>>219253997
Make a 2 hour long video as a drunken old man shitting on the prequels.
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>>219257189
It's made by a tranny
They probably fucked (Mike bottom)
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>>219258343
>It's made by a tranny
based
>They probably fucked (Mike bottom)
i love them even more!
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What would YOU do in the holodeck? I’d BE the girl!

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What did you achieve by that age?
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>>219258061
>What IS valuable is being the full package. You’ve written a screenplay and you’re ready and capable of directing it.


You have to be in love with the CRAFT of directing. As well as actually having the talent and eye to do it. Most people don't have that kind of passion or talent for for what it takes to direct something that is better than fanfic tier. There are a million and ten micro decisions that are the difference between pro level kino and cringe fan fic tier. Literally actually a million micro decisions. Nothing less that a passion for the craft will give you the strength and the will to learn the difference in what dicisions to make. As well as the actual talent to even see the difference prior to the final product. Most people don't even have one let alone both. Many such cases of writers getting behind the camera and shitting the bed. It's why nobody talks about Stephen Kings The Shining remake.


You want to tell a story that bad your best bet is to write it. Hugh Howly literally self published The Wool book series himself before it.eventually got picked up by Apple and made Into The Silo series.

He literally wrote the books and self published them himself before they eventually went viral and became a hit.
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>>219258498
>Yeah so what's impressive about that?
You didn't see the videos he uploaded? The ones that got A24's attention in the first place?
>You can do all this with AI now
>>219257898
>why does he deserve money
He made something impressive and it impressed the right people. Sometimes, that's all it takes: a good amount of skill and a whole lotta luck.
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>>219258463
>I wonder why the real author never sued

Because people don't copywrite posts on 4chan. That's why. Who the fuck knows who invented what meme. Nobody knows and nobody will ever know. And most important of all nobody cares.
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>>219251784
>t. fully demoralized goy cattle
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literally nothing. I would get my dick sucked as a played d2 and drink natty ice

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Any movies similar to Valerie and Her Week of Wonders? I can't find anything at all

I've seen Daisies, Morgiana, Beauty and the Beast, Alucarda, Jean Rollin, pretty much all the Czech fantasy films but none of them are really similar beyond maybe some cinematography.

I haven't seen The Company of Wolves, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Lemora but they don't seem very similar either

What went wrong?
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It was too quiet.
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3 looks really good for PS2 standards
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>>219256054
>is best video game movie in your path

Nothing
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>>219256054
it's not bad, just not great, it's ok for what it is the last silent hill movie was ok too.
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"Theme of Laura" is one of the best songs in gaming

MOGGED
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>>219254776
Cry some more, baby.
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>>219254993
Jealous much?
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>>219254662
mogged by super grok brothers
snoygers, did we win?
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>>219258361
he’s obviously joking, stupid tripfag
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>>219254734
/thread

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What makes a movie Reddit?
So far what I have is
>Veneration of science but only complicated enough to reward “former gifted kids” for their background knowledge
>Snarky sarcastic protagonist whose plight somewhat involves being too smart/autistically devoted to the truth
>Le heckin 80s-90s-2000s pop culture references
>No emotional nuance, why the audience should root for or root against a character is spelled out so they feel good for supporting the right characters
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>>219225360
Wes Anderson is the epitomy of plebbit films and should be seen as its figurehead and spiritual leader.
anyone who likes the sordid dullard tripe he churns out should have their eyes smashed in
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>>219225360
>too traumatized
Don't forget the "trauma" is almost always "I have a bad relationship with my dad!" or "My mom neglected me, kinda!"
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>>219258565
>mixed metaphor
NGMI
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>>219240389
Streetshittercore
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>>219253198
because they are weak, pathetic, have no character, and wholly submit to consensus meaning they parrot whichever post is ranked highest so that they'll have a better chance of being ranked higher. the result is they all sound soulless, appeasing, feeble and equivalent to a homosexual trying to sound like a tough guy - while remaining as 'safe' as possible.
think of someone who's only ever communicate with a highly filtered chatbot for their entire life.

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>plays himself in every movie

How does he get away with it?
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This is dogshit compared to the first one
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>>219256339
If you ever have to ask yourself how an actor or director keeps getting work despite being obviously shit, just look at their Early Life section and all will be revealed.
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>>219256339
non-threatening + uninhibited + overacting + "big kid". Mostly he found his comic timing.
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>>219256339
This guy has what I can only describe as evil eyebrows. Josef Fritzl had them as well. I believe every person to have eyebrows like that to be pure evil. Examples:
>Jack Nicholson
>Jason Momoa
>Lenardo Dicaprio
>Jack Black
>Josef Fritzl
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am i supposed to believe that you know jack black personally?

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It's Easter so recommend me some Jesus kino.
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>>219254891
Pasolini's The Gospel According to St Matthew. Even the Vatican called it the greatest biblical movie ever despite it was made by a socialist homosexual
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>>219254891
Monthy python's Life of Brian
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>>219254891
History of the world part 1
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Its not Easter
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>>219257029
Based Orthodox bro


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