are you guys excited for season 4?
Crazy how Pluribus made this show seem well-paced
>>217235534lel
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>>217238134>>217239661Almost finished marathoning the first season and my assumptions were mostly true.
>>217235622she's such a shit actress that she somehow even makes putting on a cardigan seem unnaturalgreat tits though
PEGNIS REPORT??
>>217240799No that was his testicles that popped. He’s like Michael Jackson now
does red light therapy really grow back a penis?
>>217242503God bless /tv/.
>>217242474It's called tact. Everyone knows it, family-friendly public outlets aren't going to come right out and say it. There's no easy way to say a guy got grundle garbled.
>>217243540It's actually green light
Na'vi may not be cats, but at least they aren't thisTry and keep legposting to a minimumPrevious fag: >>217212402
Why was that Marine Biologist protesting like he hasn't been part of an invading force for 17 years? It's a little fucking late.
>>217240809Robot dog is actually in Avatar High Ground which is the real Avatar 2.
>>217236870>More people died in a single of our wars than there exists of your at this point in time
bratty space catneeds correction
You know what it takes to shitpost on /tv/?
>>217242128Don't ever reply to an indian
>>217242128NATs and bots
>>217242128>Unc this is really sussy cringe, do you really carry those around with you? quirk chungus
>>217242128Like this?
>>217243492Yo
Are you more of an Artie or more of a Tony?
>>217243481for me? it's Charmaine
>>217243571so you're a nagging woman?
>>217243481I more of a Benny Fazio myself
>they use Ghee, clarified butterWow even back then they were promoting Sneed oils
>>217243630Artie only uses EVOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS-w5BqRB-I
>I WAS MOONBATHING!>*Laughtrack*The asteroid cannot come soon enough.
Oh boy what other forgettable 80s crap can they remake for the slop trough next?A Fish Called Wanda?Funny Farm?Brewster's Millions?The Money Pit?Taking Care of Business?
>>217242662>Sheeeeeeit, wai yo strange Transylvanian ass be feeding us cold sardines and pretzels? Ain't u got sum reebs up in diss rickedyass ol' crib?
>>217242662>everyones been asking forHa, I see what you did there. It is because nobody wants or asked for this slop and the fact that mid budget films are no longer made. Instead of making 25 10 - 20 million dollar movies, they churn out slop like alongside big budget movies because eventually it will pay off like the star wars franchises or whatever.
>>217242852>t. heckin' chuddy chudarino
it's literally just 2 hours of misery. unkillable titan emerges. kills everything. people die. he fucks off. the end.
>>217243614its scary n cooland the humans band together in this one and defeat it with teamwork and good spiritno matter what demons the world throws at us, good will prevail
>hey member those 2 characters who were the fan favorites and their dynamic the most fun and beloved part of our show?>yeah, lets just make them argue and not do anything together for like 90% of the duration of our last season, sounds like a great ideaB R A V O D U F F E R S
If you put salt on the slugboy, would he die?
Does Conan have a point? Does anger prevent comedy? I feel like when comedians enter their angry phase is generally when they stop being funny and everyone seems angry now.
>>217243261it was poorly reviewed at the time, which has been scrubbed from the internet
>>217243386nigga should have never left New York, west coast makes these fags soft as hell
Cool it with the white, hot i*ish rage there, Conan. Here's a little tune to cool you down:Conan had himself a small shindigAnd the attendees all but one's names were bigLet's all make fun of Nick ReinerI'm sure the consequences will be minorJust kidding there will be none because we're richrichetty shank
>>217225849Actually, i turn comedy into things and not the other way around all the time.
>>217241163>While he is not a jewHe's half jewish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfs4PDEfc6I
We're back.
Another VFX oscar incoming
>>217241719True Jap kino is back on the menu, boys.
>>217241824lol
>>217241824
Time to play where's waldo trying to find the Cruise cameo.
I'm in the mood for SPACE moviesis this a good one?
>>217241096Based and underrated.
>>217239405>Insane Clown Posse starts playingSolaris was kino
>>217240830I know what im watching tonight. thanks anon
Clooney's one is a romance.The original is an experimental drama.The book is terror and psychological horror interspersed with a hundred pages of lem's linguistic autism (kind of like jurassic park if you read it, and cricthon pausing the action to spend two pages talking about jeeps).Anyway the book is fucking incredible. Read it. Listen to it even.
The Russia plot from Season 4 was worse than anything in Season 5.
Realistically, how can you avoid his fate?
>>217243372Thanks for the essay, Poindexter. Now go and get your fuckin shine box.
>>217243409I know the feeling. I only went to "college" for one semester, but in my mid 20's I was around people roughly my age (a couple years younger), and that was when it really clicked for me that by just being myself I did not fit in with people and never had. I didn't realize just how much I stood out or put people off. Mind you, all I do is... do my job, be polite, maybe sit quietly and eat my lunch? It's the little things, I think. The passive body language. Normies need the precise right amounts of contact, the emotional reflection, whatever. If you don't do that they read you as hostile or dangerous.
>>217243465>The passive body language. Normies need the precise right amounts of contact, the emotional reflection, whatever. If you don't do that they read you as hostile or dangerous.You were ranting about your love of Trump while stroking your ambiguously legal assault rifle.
>>217243522Well, at that time I was often listening to Stefan Molyneux but she didn't know that. I was just reading science fiction.
>>217243590>sheNot only listening to Stefan Molyneux, but also trans-investigating him and calling his or her gender into question. But the normies, the normies are the mad ones.
>For relaxing times, make it Suntory time
>post-credits scene teases a sequel
>prologue scene teases post-credits scene
>post-credits scene is a character we last saw stuck somewhere still being stuck in that same place
>>217242015eh>post-credits scene teases like 30 sequelsalright, now we're talking
>actor comes out post credits>looks directly at the audience>"You're still here??"
>post-credits scene is the entire movie played in reverse except it's a palindrome so it plays the same forwards and backwards
