Are you more of an Artie or more of a Tony?
>>217243481for me? it's Charmaine
>>217243571so you're a nagging woman?
>>217243481I more of a Benny Fazio myself
>they use Ghee, clarified butterWow even back then they were promoting Sneed oils
>>217243630Artie only uses EVOO
Are there any female comedians you actually like?
>>217242566It's the clique mentality, it fucks up their self awareness.Natural instinct makes women bond closely with other women. I'm pretty sure humans probably behaved a lot more like lions (separate cliques) than chimpanzee clans (chieftain groups). And in these cliques women feed on self-satisfaction and self-validation, isolating themselves to inside jokes and exaggerated feedback.Reddit is a networked that mimics this female clique behavior. Are redditors funny outside reddit? No.
>>217239895Blasphemous
>>217240061A stay behind force in case another holly or expulsion happens.
>>217243192>literal fertility meme>>some mid chubby chickI get what you mean, but this isn't a good example of what you're talking about.
>>217238809Rachel (((Feinstein))) has been good on podcasts but i would never listen to her stand-up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS-w5BqRB-I
>I WAS MOONBATHING!>*Laughtrack*The asteroid cannot come soon enough.
Oh boy what other forgettable 80s crap can they remake for the slop trough next?A Fish Called Wanda?Funny Farm?Brewster's Millions?The Money Pit?Taking Care of Business?
>>217242662>Sheeeeeeit, wai yo strange Transylvanian ass be feeding us cold sardines and pretzels? Ain't u got sum reebs up in diss rickedyass ol' crib?
>>217242662>everyones been asking forHa, I see what you did there. It is because nobody wants or asked for this slop and the fact that mid budget films are no longer made. Instead of making 25 10 - 20 million dollar movies, they churn out slop like alongside big budget movies because eventually it will pay off like the star wars franchises or whatever.
>>217242852>t. heckin' chuddy chudarino
it's literally just 2 hours of misery. unkillable titan emerges. kills everything. people die. he fucks off. the end.
>>217243614its scary n cooland the humans band together in this one and defeat it with teamwork and good spiritno matter what demons the world throws at us, good will prevail
>hey member those 2 characters who were the fan favorites and their dynamic the most fun and beloved part of our show?>yeah, lets just make them argue and not do anything together for like 90% of the duration of our last season, sounds like a great ideaB R A V O D U F F E R S
If you put salt on the slugboy, would he die?
Does Conan have a point? Does anger prevent comedy? I feel like when comedians enter their angry phase is generally when they stop being funny and everyone seems angry now.
>>217243261it was poorly reviewed at the time, which has been scrubbed from the internet
>>217243386nigga should have never left New York, west coast makes these fags soft as hell
Cool it with the white, hot i*ish rage there, Conan. Here's a little tune to cool you down:Conan had himself a small shindigAnd the attendees all but one's names were bigLet's all make fun of Nick ReinerI'm sure the consequences will be minorJust kidding there will be none because we're richrichetty shank
>>217225849Actually, i turn comedy into things and not the other way around all the time.
>>217241163>While he is not a jewHe's half jewish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfs4PDEfc6I
We're back.
Another VFX oscar incoming
>>217241719True Jap kino is back on the menu, boys.
>>217241824lol
>>217241824
Time to play where's waldo trying to find the Cruise cameo.
I'm in the mood for SPACE moviesis this a good one?
>>217241096Based and underrated.
>>217239405>Insane Clown Posse starts playingSolaris was kino
>>217240830I know what im watching tonight. thanks anon
Clooney's one is a romance.The original is an experimental drama.The book is terror and psychological horror interspersed with a hundred pages of lem's linguistic autism (kind of like jurassic park if you read it, and cricthon pausing the action to spend two pages talking about jeeps).Anyway the book is fucking incredible. Read it. Listen to it even.
The Russia plot from Season 4 was worse than anything in Season 5.
Realistically, how can you avoid his fate?
>>217243372Thanks for the essay, Poindexter. Now go and get your fuckin shine box.
>>217243409I know the feeling. I only went to "college" for one semester, but in my mid 20's I was around people roughly my age (a couple years younger), and that was when it really clicked for me that by just being myself I did not fit in with people and never had. I didn't realize just how much I stood out or put people off. Mind you, all I do is... do my job, be polite, maybe sit quietly and eat my lunch? It's the little things, I think. The passive body language. Normies need the precise right amounts of contact, the emotional reflection, whatever. If you don't do that they read you as hostile or dangerous.
>>217243465>The passive body language. Normies need the precise right amounts of contact, the emotional reflection, whatever. If you don't do that they read you as hostile or dangerous.You were ranting about your love of Trump while stroking your ambiguously legal assault rifle.
>>217243522Well, at that time I was often listening to Stefan Molyneux but she didn't know that. I was just reading science fiction.
>>217243590>sheNot only listening to Stefan Molyneux, but also trans-investigating him and calling his or her gender into question. But the normies, the normies are the mad ones.
>For relaxing times, make it Suntory time
>post-credits scene teases a sequel
>prologue scene teases post-credits scene
>post-credits scene is a character we last saw stuck somewhere still being stuck in that same place
>>217242015eh>post-credits scene teases like 30 sequelsalright, now we're talking
>actor comes out post credits>looks directly at the audience>"You're still here??"
>post-credits scene is the entire movie played in reverse except it's a palindrome so it plays the same forwards and backwards
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Godzilla Minus One sequel on the way for this year. Hope they really pump up the budget and we get to see what the japanese film industry is capable of.
>>217243153I didn’t notice a budget issue in the first one
Just put on Unboxed on Tubi
>>217243533Put on Lowlifes instead
>>217242420ok, klanny
>Go I will not. Poor relations with the Wookiees, I have.
>>217241405Holy kek, you managed to make this scene even worse (or better).
>and he was a mortal enemy
>>217241465Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
>Use the targeting system Luke
>sigh>Somehow, Palpatine is still dead
Obvious racist with a political agenda.
>>217241814>>217241825He has yet to name a recent japanese movie.
He's never said anything racist at all though?
>>217243310>I don't think the guy from The Quartering is going to stay nearly as relevant the the drinker.Of course not. The Drinker is popular because people think he's funny and because they like his personality. The Quartering is just a squeaky voiced whiny manchild faggot.
>>217243101legos movies have fictional ecosystems you try hard pseud
>>217243101Hold on. Lemme tell the thread what Avatar is trying to say.>COLONIALISM BAD>NATIVES GOOD>TECHNOLOGY BAD>NATURE GOOD>WATCH ME RIP OFF AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER>WATCH ME MAKE THE HUMANS ABSOLUTE RELATEDS SO MY SPACE CATS HAVE A CHANCE AT WINNING>LOOK AT THESE WHALES. ISNT IT SAD THAT THEY'RE BEING KILLED?>LISTEN TO MOTHER GAIA BRO AND STICK YOUR PENIS HAIR INTO THIS REPTILE HORSEThat last one probably pisses me off the most desu. Whaling only became bad once it became unnecessary for civilization because we had evolved past needing whale oil. But an immortality elixir? Thats worth hunting a whale for.
