Autism EditionPreviously on /trek/ >>217473562
Lower Decks is more entertaining than
star shran sex with trek
I think there's a fascinating debate to be had about whether Alex Kurtzman has managed to create something worse than the Star Wars prequels. Maybe more than once.>synthetics attacked Mars so hard that the atmosphere exploded
>>217482355Objectively yes.>all of the warp drives in the galaxy simultaneously exploded one day>this happened because a ship crash landed on a planet made entirely out of dilithium and it caused a fish alien to let out an autistic screech.
>>217482434Why some gay baby alien? Why not something that would actually have the power to cause an event like that, such as a Q or a Douwd? Sure, it's been done before, but it'd make sense, at least.
https://www.thewrap.com/media-platforms/film-studios/dave-filoni-explainer-lucasfilm-star-wars/
While it would have been cool, he'd have been thrown out on the street once Disney took over
>>217482542Not likely. What this deal entailed was Genndy trading his own personal creative freedom for being Lucasfilm's laptop, and whether that had George in charge or Disney the position was the same. Filoni agreed to be a lapdog, so he was given the leadership role and kept around even when Disney bought the IP and company.
>>217482583>laptopLapdog, excuse me
>>217482464Genndy is a hack.
>>217480406Please, sir, is there more of this?
>>217482261>doing onlyfansYeah that's still pornography. No physical contact with the gross men.
>>217482499i didnt say it wasnt?
>>217472853Probably feel the same way if DJ actually died
>>217482559So you just don't get the point
>L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgiBHyKFgNU>The man who shrinks, a new adaptation of Richard Matheson’s cult novel, takes us in the wake of Paul, an ordinary man, who divides his life between his shipbuilding company, his wife Elise, and their daughter Mia. During a sea trip, Paul is confronted with a strange unexplained weather phenomenon. Therefore, Paul inexorably shrinks, without science being able to explain why or to be of any help to him. When, by accident, he finds himself a prisoner in his own cellar, and while he is only a few centimeters, he will have to fight to survive in this banal environment that has become perilous. During this experience, Paul will find himself confronted with himself, his humanity, and will try to answer the great questions of existence. The man who shrinks is both an initiatory narrative and a great adventure film. WILL PAUL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE?OR IS HE DOOMED?NEW SHRINKINO FROM FRANCE OUT SINCE THERE WERE NO GOOD MOVIES RELEASED IN THE USA FOR VOD TUESDAY!
>>217471409Size fags are eating good. Can't wait for the 50ft woman remake next.
>>217471523legitimately a good movie
>>217471409>they rip this garbage meanwhile the only way Im seeing pure unfiltered catho-kino (catholic kino) is if I buy a plane ticket to Parispeople were reporting literal miracles after viewings btw
>>217471548>>217471804His adaptation of 99 francs was very enjoyable, so I'll look into this.
>>217482468>>217475165>>217472955LARPers
Are youthful prodigies supposed to have a norwood 3 in a galaxy far, far away?
Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?
>>217481934He was too cool for school.
>>217481934It's like when you're 6 years old and you're building your Lego castle, but one day when you're at school and your brother is home sick, HE continues building it. When you find out, you know it's not YOUR Lego castle anymore because he contributed to the design. No matter how much more you build, it will still have his influence in it. So you chimp out and smash the whole thing to start from scratch, it will be more work but at least it will be YOUR castle.
>>217459382>she will eat your heart, anon
I plan to do my duty and watch again tomorrow. I just want to say that I love all of my Avafrens very much, every single one of you.
>>217482405same, will watch again for the 4th time this weeklast week I took my family with me, they all loved it
>>217482219She did nothing wrong.
>>217482135Im probably not the first one to point this out but am I crazy in thinking the Avatars are way smaller in the new movie? I havent seen the first one since it came out but I could have sworn they were enormous and Naytiri could practically hold human Jake in her hands. Now they are like a head or so taller than humans. If they did shrink them, was it seriusly just to have Spider fuck Kiri?
>>217482219look at this evil cweature
ITT: characters you're slowly turning into
>>217482443To be fair, they were giving him a bunch of Greek Salad
i remember i laughed at him when i first watched the movie.now i am him
>>217482443
Treebeard
>>217482489Based lol
She Says That She Will Never Die editionprev: >>217451945spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217482439For a second there, I almost thought you watched a horror movie!
>>217481285Weird, I thought it (intentionally) felt very french
>>217482518I think there's a blood waterfall in Byzantium. If they adapted Vampirella accurately it would have all that stuff.
>>217482567Gonna check that one out, thanks
>>217482518Blood waterfalls are a pretty efficient way of keeping your need for volume down because you're basically recycling the same water with a pump.
Is Cyntia Erivo a bigger star than Jennifer Lawrence?
>>217478764Based history enjoyer
>>217480955Womens cuntiness is a force for good or evil. Many evil men has been defeated by cuntiness.
>>217476016He is not wrong. You are a dumb nigger though.
>>217474759People will always prefer blonde white women over non whites
>>217474680More like a nigger star
I wanna get wet with ya.
>that thing looks extremely complicated, I mean, I can't even operate my VCR at home in my con-dough
>you know what I'd do with you? I'd cut you into a million pieces and->HEY, LARR, COOL IT!
>>217478124This bad boy went rotten about an hour ago>>217478222
Dr. Steve Brule often comes across as sweet and innocent, but his behavior towards Jan Skylar was fucking gross. Predatory. He ruined their marriage. I no longer like Steve now.
>>217482530>ARE YOU LETTING PEOPLE INTO YOUR TUNNEL? INTO THAT CLAM HOUSE??>DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!
what's up with these frog humiliation rituals? why does she keep doing them?
her hairy pussy in Poor Things was hot as hell
>>217481471This movie was great you uncultured 80 iq swine. You hate it because it satirizes chud /pol/tards like you.
>>217482251For real that movie made my peepee so hard.
>>217482315I could care less about how they portrayed the chuds who kidnapped her. They ended up being right so it's not like they completely shat on them anyway. I hated the soul of this film. Every single minute of this movie pulsed with ugliness and contempt for life. I felt unclean after watching it.
It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.>You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.>You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.>But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.>You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>>217481916>posting this much about an incel rage bait photokys
>>217481986No, you need to take notes. Even if you never use it, you need to understand female psychology better. Women are pretty much a different species.
The speech doesn't pass the Sally-Anne test. Her character is a Barbie living in Barbieland and it's a plot point that Barbieland has been completely sheltered from real world gender issues. Her character shouldn't have familiarity with any of the things brought up in the speech.
>>217482516Trick question. Sally knows Anne is a thieving bitch and will instinctively look in her box (likely also stolen).
>>217471371i had forgotten about mueller and avenatti that was a very cringe arc
Batgirl is the perfect role for Monke. Just needs the right script.
How many Monkes can they have in the same cinematic universe?
>>217482564if batman is a black, sure
she looks like a crackhead
would
>>217482513HE NEED SOME MILK
>>217482491>>217482525she's cute when she's not making weird faces like she does throughout king of comedy. idk, there's that weird corner of euro jew that have the snarl-y face, weird shit. it can be cute sometimes
>>217482491She's apparently just as unhinged irl
>>217482491I mean, that was the idea. Both she and Rupert are meant to be portrayed as mentally unstable. Rupert is a bit more cleaned up because he literally LARPs in his bedroom as a late night host. He wants to be TV presentable
