Why are boomlennials so obsessed with Blockbuster?
>>217478854I never ran into this issue. Sorry you lived in a shithole.
>>217482081It could still be like that if they didn’t throw it all away.
>>217479031You piratefags are so retarded and annoying. Just because you are stealing for free shit doesn't mean you aren't also consuming. Having hundreds of movies on your pedodrive is still consumerism.
>>217481995Emofags rarely actually suicided. It was all a LARP for attention and belonging to an in-group.
>>217481273If you ever post something this insufferably boring again I'm going to find you and teach you what it means to be afraid.
How would this change the course of the movies?
>Welcome to Bogwarts
>>217476892He kills Dumbledore
>>217480536lots of hotties>>217480552never had it outside japan (universal studios and here). i assume its the same butterscotch taste
>>217481961>eerily phallic shaped wand>everyone notices it, but is too afraid to say anything
Who should have been cast as Wednesday instead?
She kinda reminds me of her
>I'll just have a bit of an old post
What are the best flicks about the living dead?
>>217478830Kingdom is good
>>217479972Kingdom (mma) series is kinobut (((they))) don't like it cause the only blacks in it get beat up
>>217478771>That's just every zombie movie except World War Z. What do you have against World War Z?Because it should have been an anthological series for TV as the book is a collection of stories about what happed during the initial outbreak zombie and how people survived.Instead Brad Pitt made a 200 million dollar PG-13 piece of shit that might as well have been a sequel to 28 Days Later!!!FACT!!!
>>217480886We're never going to see a big budget live adaptation of The Battle of Yonkers or The Battle of Hope.
>>217478221>t. volunteer firefighter for two yearsUHH OHH WE GOT A VOLLY HEREFirefighter “paramedics” are functionally body carriers, junkie wrestlers and Narcan doordash
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217481910>ntr doujins of navi leaving their husbands for BIG WHITE HUMAN COCKoh man, i look forward to it
>>217472586And it's working.
>>217481821get em onboard I'll call it in
>>217482011>steve buscemi demonstrates how he strangled his daughter 2019 new york
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>40 minute pilot>Starts with graphic shitting>Nothing happens the entire fucking episodeThey really don't give a fuck. What was the budget for this? They pushed HOTD way more than this. It could have been Mandalorian-Season1-tier.
>>217481004I thought it was alright. the Baratheon feast bit was kinda cringe, music felt wrong during dancing (too Mediterranean sounding), and the random black women at intervals is tiresome, but other than thought I found the pilot to be very strong. The two leads seem very capable and well cast.
>>217482019She was covered like a dead person
>>217481076Feels like an alien made this decision.>Humans used to like graphic sex in movies, what if the new thing is graphic shitting?
imagine still falling for the GoT meme show
>>217481004>>Nothing happens the entire fucking episodesounds kino desu
Why won't you say my name, anon?You have to say my name!SAVE US! I don't think we will ever get kino like this again
>>217481108kek
>>217481884Hey man I had to meet my crush irlI guess u call em waifus but we all get older girls too
>>217481956>NeverEnding Story 2 - The EmptinessDeep pull but I've seen every iteration of childhood classics
>>217481567Did you ever get the chance to ask him why they never returned for the two sequels?
>>217481567
>/tv/... Sell me this pen.
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>>217481921I'm a Level 7 Susceptible. I just can't imagine living my life knowing there are things produced by the Honda Motor Company that are not currently improving the way I live.
>>217479820What brand of pen is it?
>>217479820>*pulls out gun*>*shoots Belfort in the face multiple times*>*screams "THUG LIIIIIIIIIFE!*>*pulls down pants*>*loudly defecates, splattering passersby with rancid, watery shit*>heh... I'll see myself out...>*pulls up pants*>*duck-walks towards you*>heh... here... have a nip of ol' HOOCH!>*shoves hand down the back of pants**slings a watery fistful of liquid shit in your eyes and mouth*>heh... howdya like them apples?gg no rez
>>217481790Throw in my wife and youve got a deal
Apologize.
>>217481185I'm sorry Trump broke it off inside you Stevey Wevey
>>217481185>called Africa "shit hole"Ah, got it. All of Africa is Wakanda hypertech paradise. So we don't need to import any more refugees.
>>217481185>insults intelligence community love how the left started sucking 3 letter agency cock after onigger stuffed them with his people
>>217481185>denegrates gold star families ?????
>>217481225It's still entertainment, or so they say
>>217481638I keep files on all my waifus
>>217481992bros is bruce timm a pedo?
>>217482053It's ok. She's still hundreds if years old
I wanna get wet with ya.
>>217480591I mean Sam has always stated even to this day that Tim and Eric was his inspiration and Tim's stand up is genius.
>>217480987>Yeah, it's epic random bacon show.It was a different time.
bump
post tim and eric skitshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo
>that thing looks extremely complicated, I mean, I can't even operate my VCR at home in my con-dough
Star Trek is dead
>>217469289
>>217480963Is that a white man in the back left corner?
>>217480963the ferengi looks like someone wearing a really cheap halloween mask
>>217481505you can hear the deafening silence where they left a pause expecting everyone watching to stand up and clap.
>>217469391no, he's from the Mummy
Even reddit has zero hype. Their most hopeful comment is: Since its 'like two episodes', it must have cost much less than a series so it can't lose them that much money. And I haven't seen a single person mention Sigourney. The nerd bait didn't work
Lmao they've been trying to turn King Arthur shit in space to War and Peace in space for over 50 years now. It's a movie about a farm boy with secret noble blood being mentored by a good wizard to defeat the evil wizard in a sword fight. He just happens to ride a fantastic looking space ship to do it. I love George for the visionary he is and for bringing us the OT and Indiana Jones but I'm not sure if he ever really got this part. He understands the distinction. The prequels proved that the politics, plotting, and philosophy were what he was really into and I respect that. But that archetypal hero's journey and those archetypal characters were what made people fall in love with Star Wars. In a way that's its own mythology even if it's more simple. Sometimes those stories can be just as profound.
What I want to know is why they haven't been able to come up with an interesting title for one of these movies, or at least one that doesn't sound incredibly awkward, since The Last Jedi.>Solo: A Star Wars Story>Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker>The Mandalorian and Grogu>Star Wars: StarfighterSay them out loud. They somehow get increasingly worse.
>>217481750that was part of it as Season 1 is basically perfect and works as 'kung fu in space' show and it could have stayed like for half a dozen seasons or more and people would still be enjoying it. Handing off grogu to luke was the best thing to happen and then they just went and undid it, but the show had already started to get stuffed with stupid Filoni ideas and characters and backstories only he gives a shit about.
>>217482012The prequel trilogy kinda necessitated a move away from the classic hero's journey story structure, simply because the established canon meant that the prequels had to end with Anakin falling to the dark side to become Vader and the Republic becoming the Empire. When you're telling a story that has a predetermined outcome that the audience already knows about, and that outcome is basically the maximally bad end, you've got to diverge pretty far from normal narrative conventions to tell that story.
>>217480724Based and literally me.>>217480690Faggot Plebbitor.
it’s woke editionprev >>217460075
Perhaps the shitting was foreshadowing.
>>217481461I'm really tired of DEI hires.
>>217481035It was bonkers that they didn't show that kind of shot in a quick glimpse when Bran is looking over the events in the vision flashes.They could have even done a short season of the rebellion during the fucking stupid 2 year break or whatever they had that time.
>Lyonel is a closeted fagI fking knew Aegon the Conqueror and Orys are buttbuddies. It's in the genes...>>217481655It's telling everyone that GoT (especially the last seasons) are shit. At least thats my take when the GoT theme cuts to Dunk shitting.
