>*hardens your heart*
>>217401190See above>>217400962
>>217401180>perfect omnipotent holy god thought ch*ld ab*se was an okay compromise and morally correctderanged get institutionalized. now.
>>217401235No one said that.
>>217401193I just gave you the explanation for the male children. They would have grown up to wage war with Israel, and been damned to hell. Their souls were saved in death. >also it's funny a few chapters before the orignal commandment was to actually kill everyoneDifferent nation, that was far more evil and corrupt. >then somehow it changed to you should r*pe and enslave the female orphans because the ancient jews were sexual predatorsWas it better that they die? God does not want people to die. I doubt he wanted them to suffer without parents and in a foreign culture either, but clearly unlike the boys their souls could be saved in life, so He decided it was better they live. And again, sex was illegal outside marriage.
>>217400962Cope
>Nooooo prime teen model Ana de Armas dressed as a slutty schoolgirl with your perfect perky tits and your hard nipples poking through that white blouse, please do not take advantage of me as I lay here completely powerless to whatever sexual torture you want to inflict on me!!
>>217400978Bullshit you unmarried incel loser
>>217399857That scene would have been kino if she peed in his mouth
>>217400978he already had sex with them at this point though, right?i don't know how you turn death game into this. roth has got to be some level of super cucked to turn sloppy retarded hippies that want to never leave into sex demons that only had designs about ruining a man's marriage. it makes it all seem pointless because the villains aren't even really human anymore. or maybe he just wanted a reason to get ana naked and didn't care that he couldn't write.
>>217399857move on, you mentally ill incel
>>21740002810/10 well memed sir
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
>>217401095they were more fun and entertaining, true. the sequel is more fun in general, but I didn't find it as compelling as the first one. it could just be my subjective preference on the themes tackled.
>>217401147>I know better than actual historiansOh ok retard. The whole structure of the primeval history (Genesis 1-11) follows exactly that of Mesopotamian mythology. Jews were clearly lifting from the Mesopotamians when crafting their myths which is something literally all human cultures do. The film being discussed in this thread is actually basically an example of that when you consider the parallels between it and the Bible. Not surprising seeing that it was produced by a historically Christian culture.
>>217396011>big cock swinging zombie alpha malesSo alpha's should have small dicks is that what you're saying?
>>217401239In the previous film Spike says the rage virus acts like steroids on some people so yes. He should actually have extremely small testicles.
>>217401149There's a reason I've been gravitating to Eastern productions. They have their issues as well but not remotely on the same scale. Then of course there are books and (a lot of) vidya.
JLaw has a relentlessly beautiful asshole and I’m sick and tired of /tv/ pretending she doesn’t.
>>217401167Her body is pretty terrible actually. Very saggy pancake tits and a fridge torso. Only her asshole is any sexy.
>>217396254>>217396291>>217396557>>217396617>>217396793>>217397245>>217398104>>217399021>OMG she's so pretty!
>>217396254Still an ugly, bland-faced cunt that 4jeet simps over for some reason.
>>217401181Maybe now? Back when she got leaked she had a very sexy body.
>>217401192damn I hate it too when I get shampoo in my eyes shit stings
Why shouldn't I whale? I'll never lose the weight anyway, and binge eating is my greatest pleasure in life.
You’ll have to come up with excuses for why your webcam doesn’t work when 4chan starts requiring age verification. Besides that, there are no valid reasons you shouldn’t become 600 pounds.
why do whales all do the dopamine nod thing when they ate?
>>217401113>I'll never lose the weight anywaywhy wouldn't you lose the weight? You're under the impression it's permanent? You bought into the "muh genetics" meme?
>>217401247>hat so far down he can literally only see the plateInsane tech
>>217401113Nothing would change if you were to lose weight
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217400536Or Married with Children
>>217399586When I was a kid I was obsessed with this show. Recently downloaded it, I'm curious if it holds up
>>217401082>that guy on the rightwow, I guess if youre jewish you have to look jewish to a degree but goddamn that guy is taking it to the next level
>>217399846>Gaytrix>Heinous AnusThey predicted 4chan and OP.
>>217399586
This show has some of the most egregious writing and flagrant disregard for its source material I’ve ever seen. I’ve read fanfics and shitty doujins with better writing, the fuck were they thinking?
>>217398666Id say he lost, seeing as all the anti-Bethesda sentiment is more than everAnything related to the games is always accompanied by "but fuck Bethesda, their release schedule and patches"
>>217398666It's a fun to watch show, the plot is interesting and not predictable.The characters may not be likeable but I don't think that they are supposed to be and this makes the acting great.The only complaint I can think of is the somewhat bad special effects but this is to be expected from the limited budget of a streaming show.
Is there a webm of the congresswoman falling down the stairs?
>>217398990NOMaking dinosaurs on an isolated island is and was a great idea. Only a faggot would suggest otherwise
>This dude needs an injection every 24 hours or he will turn into mindless zombieDid they really just stole the Dead Rising zombrex plot?
English television presenter, author and presenter James May, most famously known for being a co presenter of the hit motoring tv show Top Gear and The Grand Tour turns 63 years old today.
>>217400159WOT
Anyone seen his travel series? Is it any good or is it drawn out slop like Grand Tour?
JAMES MAY DIED?
>it's realFuuuuuuuu- cking righteous
>>217401223its alright. he said he didnt want to go there and act like every other tourist, then acts like every other tourist
It was a different time.
>>217388553Scary Spice is the ugly one
>>217388439whenever i heard that song Wannabe i remember it's usage in that British nonce porn with his hot 6 yo blond daughterfellow cunny chads knows the one am talking about
>>217390036>it(sic) the US it was all about BabyAmerinonces all went for the one who put her hair in pigtails, sucked on lollipops and acted like a child.Hmmm. The plot thickens.
>>217394589 What didn't he like about her?
>>217398330How much money would you make from a job like that?
>Filoni hated Andor>Filoni is now in chargeGlupheads, did we just… win?
>>217388337>George said it many timesGeorge says a lot of things, but that's something he never said. If he had you'd be able to post (1) quote, which you didn't and can't.
>>217387837>cartoonThere's your problem right there. If you are older than 15 and you are still watching cartoons, you are on the road towards being an incel. If you are older than 20 and still watching cartoons, you are an incel manbabby who should have his testicles removed so that he removes himself from the gene pool. If you are older than 30 and still watching cartoons, you are an incel manbabby and an absolute beta fagit who faps to troons, the most pathetic representation of the male population.BEBETTERMEN
>>217400747snoke division?
>>217401104Retard.>>217388651
>>217387667>Just make cool space kino.But he's never given us that?
Arrested Development is wrongly seen as a satire on the Bush administration when it is actually a political drama about the fall of a particular ethnically vague Southern California Republican real estate family.
>>217401118Fuck you. I just woke up to find out I don't have a banana for my smoothie and your pic mocks me
>>217401138The grocery store is open everywhere in the United States except maybe Hawaii, and if you don't have the ability to source a singular banana at 4 AM in Hawaii you are a fool.
>>217401118>wrongly seen as a satire on the Bush administrationNo one has ever said this
>>217401138Go buy one. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
>>217401118Who got all these fucking bananas?
Will the UPCOMING Zelda movie be any good?
>>217400098Incel
>>217401218Marketing bot.
At least the guy playing Link is cute.
>>217400653>They'll force Zelda to be equal to Link but I don't think they'll make him a joke like MarioYeah I'm expecting a little more restraint on the girlbossery this time.And then the gaslighters will try and use the more positive reception Zelda gets to further gaslight over marios emasculation.
>>217400778
RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition>QOTDDo you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema? Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?Prev: >>217370534
who the fuck believes in bugs lol, souls are cool lol
>>217401232Based and soulpilled.
>>217401255are souls /film/?
>>217401275Of course.
>defends roman polanskiHeheheh....nothing personnel, kid
Ok so basically The Walking Dead plagiarized the 28 Days opening but now 28 Years is plagiarizing Negan from The Walking Dead. lol
Society went from mocking them to envying them.
>>217398668>affording a flat in London with one perpetually unemployed musician and one guy working a job that doesn't pay particularly well>in current year
It's almost as if something started cranking up 20 years ago and is now completely out of control and has led to housing prices rising astronomically along with crime and ghettoing. But it's not happening. And if it is, it's a good thing. It's our strength and you need to apologize.
>>217399893I'm almost excited to see the bottom fall out.
>>217397262>live in Croydon>the worst thing Mark encounters is a group of ASBO kids and not knife weilding blacks or mentally unwell crackheadsIt was a better time.
Drives me nuts when people analyze the economic conditions of old fictional TV shows as if it was real life.It's not real. None of that happened. It's all shit someone made up.
