to eat a sandwich
>>217367430Thank you Australia's education system!!!
>>217367442Lmao gottem
Sadfu status?
>>217367430I could barely recognize her, what the fuck is this photoshootalso she was a top cutie in Two Hands
Holy f*cking kino
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM
any massive cocks in this one?
>the virus actually just makes you schizo and a few anti-psychotic pill turns you normal this shit honestly pissed me off
>>217366345
>>217367328It’s always been a virus that makes you violently angry, it’s not shocking that it basically just causes psychosis
>New Star Wars movie coming out in 5 months>Nobody cares>Only 10 Million views on the trailer on a franchise that used to get>Cancel Filoni's upcoming Star Wars movie that's supposed to be a sequel to the movie yet to be releasedlol you just know Disney's internal tracking numbers for Mandalorian and Grogu are abysmally dogshit
>>217367510Yes.It's just Mando and baby Yoda on a standalone adventure, without a pretense of building a bigger shared universe.You don't want to admit this because you don't want to admit Disney are constantly listening to fans, just to receive more hate in return.
What the fuck is even going on in the Star Wars universe? It was easy to keep up with when I was a kid but now there's like 15 spinoffs which are all pozzed and bringing literal who characters from the cartoons.
>>217367617Over 10 billions of profit. RIP Disney.
wait mandoand glup shitto is out?
>>217366642Alright Filoni;>Broom kid is the new Main Character.>Learns from Kreia (Kotor 2) as a force ghost or holocron>Decides to make war with the force>Kills all Jedi and Sith and does what Maul never did; chaosBasically God of War 1-3 but star wars
End of an era
Not good enough. She should have her hand amputated and symbolically thrown down a colossal air shaft.
someone had to step up. filoni was ready to take the snowdog challenge.
BEHOLD SW FANSYOUR WHITE SAVIOR
>>217367266>30 MIN UNC VIDEO ESSAYS INCOMING!!!
>14 yearsJesus. I didn't realize we were living in the era of girlboss slop for so long.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Glup Shitto?Shitto, erroneusly also known as glupshatto was a primarily Talaxian (also allegedly 1/8th Mylean) hybrid who lived [citation needed]. He joined the USSR Voyager when it was pulled into the Delta Quadrant by the Caretaker's array. While Voyager made a seven-year journey through the Delta Quadrant, he served as the ship's chef, morale officer, trade negotiator, "ambassador to the Delta Quadrant" and navigator, in addition to forming close personal friendships with many crew members and becoming a valuable member of the stranded Starfleet crew. It's funny because it’s start trek not star wars. Commander Chakotay, who was in charge of personnel on the ship, called him "Without a doubt ... the most fertile member of our crew".Glup was a prolific drinker. Often he was seen with a new cocktail in his hand. He was the third pilot of the Millennium Falcon.It is unknown how, but after the events of The Acolyte, he came into possession of Emperor Palpatine's robe fragments. [1]Glup Shitto seems to prefer the outdoors or even the cold unforgiving silent vacuum of space. His favorite food was Foodstuff. [2]Below is a powerful item stack that kept Glup on a deadly and hidden side of the force.
I dunno about you guys, but Im sold! This is exactly what I wanted from Trek, fat sheboons yelling.
>>217366737Odo was distraught when he realised that the Jem'Hadar he was raising was biologically hardwired to be interested in nothing but killing. It makes perfect sense he'd try to find engineer them to discover other pleasures. The real question is did he accidentally create Jem'Goonar in the process.
>>217366737Not only do they not have reproductive organs, but they are grown in a vat and technically male as a rule. They are incapable of reproduction and lack sexuality and gender altogether.This show is written by people who know nothing about star trek and even hate it. Mostly middle aged women with dick envy and a "I CAN MAKE THIS THE NEW RICK AND MORTY" on their resume.
>>217366737watch the explanation be a non-explanation
>Jem'Hadar femaleWhy? For what purpose?
>>217360020Has there ever been a time where critic reviews were so out of touch with user reviews? Feels like most TV/movies are like this now
Well /tv/...
>>217357331Seth by a mile.
>>217359093>Name a single funny person who is not American.I've never seen bait as weak as this and I've been posting on here for 20 years.
>>217367587>I was just pointing out that those men aren't off-the-cuff clever/witty and their onscreen interactions are the work of an entire room of writers.I just don't really understand this. I've read this argument so many times on so many threads about Top Gear and then threads about The Grand Tour and I never understood it.To me this sort of argument would be same as someone showing up in a Blair Witch thread and saying >you know it's all staged right? nobody actually found that footage they are all actors
>>217358082I was enjoying Semi-Pro the other night.
>>217357331>Seth Rogan > Will Ferrell > Steve Carell > Jack Black > [powergap] drugs era Jack Black
webm thread
>>217367655>we should forgive niggers no matter what horrible shit they did.>what? guy wants to stop being a bigot, NO SECOND CHANCES
>>217367646what a sick bitch
>>217367526whydoyouhatethemxantyoewaeeasonwoestwieatime
Arthouse & Classics'tard edition>QotDMost /film/ic 'tard?>BonusBest /film/s dealing with the plight of being a 'tard?>BonuserFavourite recurring Ford player?Previous: >>217341287
sons of Yakub rise up
Only in Agartha...
>>217367258Capeshit robbed the world of at least 15 years of cinema history. Nothing else has been as detrimental to the medium, nothing else has cancelled an entire decade of anything worthwhile being made, not even world wars. We're getting back to young people caring about real films again but it's a slow process.
do you really want to hurt me? do you really want to make me cry?
>>217367622*smooch*
The Great Debate
>>217359073I'm not hating the look...
>>217367188you are either gay or grew up watching trannies and goblins on woke tv
>>217359073I like Turner. I'm neutral about Jolie, she was too bimbo hag for my taste. Turner is good at playing feminine, girlish characters. I wonder if directors will take advantage of that.
>>217367564>g feminine, girlish charactersSo not Lara CroftJust another woke bastardization
>>217359073Sydney Sweeney
SA EditionPrevious >>217358161
I made a thing for whenever someone says "How can they be so stupid?" or "I don't understand why…"
>>217367620Paul Giamatti's ham acting was the only thing I've enjoyed so far
>>217367674get ready
>>217367731it's warm piss being poured on your hands
>>217367762In winter time
How much, and exactly what did Warner Bros cut out of Eyes Wide Shut? Is there any version out there that got some of the cut parts?
>>217367605idiot
>>217367684Its way faster than typing.
Why did his wife want to cheat on him so badly? Is it cause he's a manlet?
>>217367740Women are always testing the limits of what they can get away with. Female nature.
>>217367740same as why you still want to fuck other girls even when you're in a satisfying relationship
OH NONONONONOOHackbros...? Not like this...
>>217365957she is beautiful and perfect and has a very adorable voice and accent. why did she trigger you?
the show was always going to flop without Monke
>>217367696That's when I stopped watching.
>>217367363https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/556963/fire-and-blood-hbo-tie-in-edition-by-george-r-r-martin/#:~:text=“The world of ice and,”—Booklist (starred review)This isn't a bullet point outline. This reads more like a Chronicler or Historian wrote this from various sources and mimics similar real life works by Medieval Historians. It's like a Condensed history. Also, for some reason, I find the works on actual historical medieval empires, like the Byzantine-Roman Empire, more interesting than this House of the Dragons book that is trying to emulate the Chroniclers of medieval history.
Mushroom's version is canon btw
Is Star Wars Political?
>>217366023Clever way to cut down the length of the lines by filtering out a certain type of stupid greedy pig with this Bethesda style fetch game
>>217367343That's a fairly small amount of booze and snacks for an average-sized band, I'd say? I wouldn't WANT to drink 5 bottles of liquor before a show, but I could easily.
the sequels are unironically the least political star wars
Thats fucking gay lol. Do these people ever really realize what’s going on around them or do they live in some type of dream?
Would it kill them to not add their political agenda down our throats and ruining our favorite franchises
>straight up insults someone>they nervously laugh>"omg he's a genius"
>>217367585>>217367592>>217367606>>217367608you're fucking idiots
>>217367562The key to being a popular comedian is just being an assholebeing on coke also helps
*gets clipped*
He was nice to people after roasting them and looked like a harmless grandpa. Name a funnier comedian.
Some people bring joy wherever they go. You bring it whenever you go.anyway, uh...
