EWSDays of ThunderCollateralWar of the WorldsMinority Report
Top GunEyes Wide ShutVanilla SkyAll the Right MovesTropic Thunder
>>2170636911. Austin Powers 3
>>217066156chilean short hair guinea pig street taco flavored toothpaste.
1. Born on the fourth of july2) Eyes Wide Shut3) The color of money4) Jerry Maguire5) Magnolia
Arthouse & ClassicsEdishzapoppin'>QotDFavourite /film/ involving significant fourth wall breaking?>BonusFavourite absurdist comedy?Previous: >>217017183
>>217068509*blocks your path*
>>217068532This is still pure kitsch on an aesthetic level. I cannot understand how people can stomach this garbage
I want to rewatch Kieslowski's Dekalog.
>>217068269I've had Haxan and Black Sunday downloaded for ages so I'll go with the former. I'll also look into the other two, appreciate it anon!
>>217068617it's an acquired tasty
Can anyone who’s played the games explain this guy to me?
>>217067777a yes psychic shtibles the artist the bastion dissidence known as mainstream youtube GET YOUR FUCKING ASS back toe plebbite rlmite and tell jay to finally watch once upon a time in the west
why does most of 4chan side with the Legion?
>>217068579to be a contrarian
>>217068579/v/ is a House board though
>>217068840lol nah for /v/ it's Legion > Yes Man > House > NCR
Me and my brother as kids used to see his movies (not knowing any of their titles of course) and we though it was cool we looked up to him along with Arnold, Stalone and Jean Claude but havent heard about him in ages and now we hear that he is a walking disappointment
>>217067975Based jew
>>217068348why because he fled to Russia fleeing rape charges?
>>217067975He strikes me as some interdenominational being that stumbled onto our reality and fell in love with it. So he decided to do literally everything and get as much attention as possible.
>>217068481yes
There is some video of him flailing around one of those hover dancers but that is literally what the male dancers do as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fncNmFZuDcs&t=5048s
>>217058743Oh wow I didn't realize the retards sperging out about chicken jockey and throwing popcorn all over the theater were black
>>217066129you just struck on why RLM is funny and every other snarky YouTube reviewer is cringeFandom Menance cucks (and the AVGN/Nostalgia Critic copycats before them) try too hard to look cool and never let themselves be the butt of a jokeRLM's entire schtick is playing up what depressed midwestern burnouts they are, and the self deprecation is endearing. just wish they'd drop the "we're being amateurish and shitty oN pUrPoSe!!!1" aspect to their skits, it stopped being funny years before the Rich Evans plinkett skits became overplayed
>>217068171RLM themselves say Space Cop is shit.Literally every time they bring it up they say it's shit.
>>217068349not only are they illiterate, they don't understand that they aren't against representation just bad instances of itlike in the latest episode where they highlighted how homosexuality is portrayed in pluribus and how it contrasts with its inclusion in stranger things
>>217068777People like Mike and Jay are cowards who always hide their true feelings behind multiple layers of irony. They have to pretend that their project was always supposed to be unredeemable dogshit to protect their own ego.
The film stars Sean Kleier (Odd Mom Out) as Chris, Ashley Williams (How I Met Your Mother), as Shanann and Brooke Smith (Bates Motel, Ray Donovan) as FBI agent Tammy Lee. Sony Pictures Television is producing the film for Lifetime.Did they fuck up by not including the chicken nugget barrage? The anal sex? The distance to the moon?
>>217068177Oh it's fucking wild buddy. There's people who will be literally hospitalized for it and get caught using weed by their nurse in the hospital room. This is only going to get worse now that weed is pretty much legal and ubiquitous.
>>217068466>Smoke weed>It makes you vomit uncontrollably>Stop smoking weed>It makes you healthy again>People still smoke weed under these circumstances>Dude weed isn’t addicting Don’t get me wrong, I like smoking weed. But it’s a fucking addicting and harmful drug any who denies it is an addict themselves. And you’re right. Legalization is bad. When it’s legal, everyone smokes it all the time. When it’s illegal, people at least keep it to a weekend/party activity.
>>217064626jannybros...what the fuck are we supposed to do now that wattsposting is OFFICIALLY allowed under board rules ?!?
>>217064809It's really, really funny.
>>217068855It's always been allowed, they've just been huge faggots and not following their own rules.
Was speaking in Old English really necessary?
>>217068415Off course, that movie without old english would be nothing special. It's the contrast between old things like old english and the Hamlet story and the modern setting that makes that movie special.
>>217068785The camera effects were also cool as shit
>>217068415>tfw some crazy cat lady teacher bitch made you watch this slopFuck I hate my parents for sending me to a public school.
>>217068764Modern english is a whore of a language. I openly kringe when english major dorks desperately try to white knight it and protect it's virtue from loan words.>>217068415The anachronism is appealing to the audience.
>>217068415It feels like an idea from somebody who is not in show business. Like the director did it for his wife or dying grandmother as a favor to them.I would do a biopic of Minus the Bear. It would be amazing for their 50,000 fans. No one else would know who they are.
>>217068244Lmao @ this stocky dumpy dwarf trying to be taken seriously as a sword wielding assassin.
>>217068477who's playing Mistik
>>217068706Same girl from the original movies, Rebecca Romjin.
>>217068064The repeating patterns all over his armor (even though it is that studded leather crap instead of full plate) at least give the visual shorthand "sorcerer" these movies established.(By gawd, the new captcha system is annoying)
>>217068747oh nice
>HANSEN, ILL SEE YA OUTSIDE WEARING IRON
>>217065142bro how do you fuck up again.
Who would you want in a horror movie icon versus CU? What teams would you set up to versus each other?
>>217067221Is Black Phillip's bucket just full of butter?
>>217067613That can actually add to the drama.
>>217067221I know it likely never got beyond a cocaine-fueled brainstorm meeting, but I'd love to see what type of trainwreck the Michael Myers vs Pinhead movie would have been if they had gone that direction instead of the Rob Zombie reboot
>>217068198I think Pinhead is kind of too niche to really carry a versus movie. Especially with Michael who is himself a bit of a shitter.
>>217067679Ha!
I thought the camps were a hoax…what the FUCK.
>>217067668>>217067708you are jewish!
>>217067680By the way vlad, you have to use “their” in a sentence like this to act as a possessive adjective. I know you slavic niggers cannot into adjectives in english but maybe this will help you not look so retarded when you raid this board
>>217067331>They never visited the camps.You could visit the camps? Nice.
>>217068829Absolutely, just be a member of the Red Cross
>>217067384well they recoil if you name them so it' creates a paradoxical loop
>Duffer Brothers confirm Stranger Things spin-off is about the backstory of the rock in the briefcase.>>217063568
>>217068611nohe thinks zionism is sexythe streets think otherwisealso new york is getting renamed new palestine this year so he will have to flee anyway
>reading through the 2016 /tv/ archives when S1 came out>everyone hates Steve>now he’s /ourguy/What a 180, nobody expected it.
>>217068167Josh is getting the Holly.Derek is getting the other 2.
>>217068800Derek gets Holly. You get a bullet in your head.
>all those people going "lol are you dumb he absorbed all the demogorgons to make the crab spider body, it's like you haven't watched the show">duffer brothers come barging in and say the demogorgons are offscreen somewhere because vecna is arrogantI do enjoy peoples headcanons being smashed but holy fuck is that a retarded answer.
Favourite weapons in film/television?
Suggest movies to watch with my gf
>>217067321name? what's her OF?
>>217067321Anon, she's way out of your league.
>>217068808It was sad for like a week, but also incredibly liberating. We both clearly wanted to move on but didn’t want to end things. For the 3 months after the breakup I was finally able to spend my weekends with fiends again and played DnD with my fiends every Saturday for 2 months. Then I started dating again and met a girl that is now my wife. And I wouldn’t have been able to land her if I didn’t have the prior experience. Pic related
I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR!
>>217061794>camera cuts to Han Solo looking scared >The Millennium Falcon immediately blows up
>>217066875lol
>>217067645Very good foot though
>>217061794I remember when I was at the theater everyone laughed at this joke when she said it. It took me a few seconds to get it and I laughed later after everyone stopped and some people turned around and looked at me like I was stupid :(
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