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An escalator can never be out of order, it can only become stairs. You will never see an "escalator out of order sign", only "escalator temporarily stairs....sorry for the convenience"
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>>217062367
OP might be thinking of
>"I met her at Macy's. She was shopping... I was putting Slinky's on the escalator."
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>>217065744
He wasn't funny.
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>>217067816
Maybe if you have never used one before and are retarded and oblivious to what is happening around you.
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>>217068173
That's very uncharitable, anon. We all have momentary lapses of judgment from time to time, and as you say, maybe she's not familiar with escalators.
I almost got yoinked by one at an airport; I'm retarded yes, but I am also high above average IQ.
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>>217068873
She's probably one of those types that gets freaked by escalators and had a death grip on the handle.

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Sup nigga
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rape nigga?
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RACIST NIGGAS
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SMART NIGGAS
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SHOCKED NIGGAS
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SLEEPY NIGGAS

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OH N-

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Was speaking in Old English really necessary?
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>>217068764
Modern english is a whore of a language. I openly kringe when english major dorks desperately try to white knight it and protect it's virtue from loan words.

>>217068415
The anachronism is appealing to the audience.
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>>217068415
It feels like an idea from somebody who is not in show business. Like the director did it for his wife or dying grandmother as a favor to them.

I would do a biopic of Minus the Bear. It would be amazing for their 50,000 fans. No one else would know who they are.
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>>217068890
>he said, in English.
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We watched this movie in school

We started acting like that
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>>217068898
They already did that

Me and my brother as kids used to see his movies (not knowing any of their titles of course) and we though it was cool we looked up to him along with Arnold, Stalone and Jean Claude but havent heard about him in ages and now we hear that he is a walking disappointment
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>>217067975
He strikes me as some interdenominational being that stumbled onto our reality and fell in love with it. So he decided to do literally everything and get as much attention as possible.
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>>217068481
yes
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There is some video of him flailing around one of those hover dancers but that is literally what the male dancers do as well.
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>>217067975
It's impressive how long he managed to keep going considering he's as nutty as he is. Gotta respect the level of self delusion, even if he's a revolting gremlin of a person.
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>>217067975
Also loved the 90's action flicks but Van Damme was a gay ballerina, Ahnold was robotic and you couldnt understand anything Stallone said. Seagal was one of the only 'reasonably' normal people that could kick everyone's ass. Was pretty cool in my adolescent brain.

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spongebob big guy pants ok
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>>217068703
She said it took her 50 drafts to come up with these lyrics.
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>>217068728
What were the first 49 drafts?

Did African-Americans actually enjoyed it? Did they find it inspiring and moving?
Shit is embarrassing and borderline humiliating.
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>>217063241
So they have to cope by feeling proud of a fake country created by a bunch of Jewish writers? Dear God, I'm glad I'm not American so I don't have to share space with those.
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>>217068369
>black man does something fucking retard
>So amazing
>Agreed!
>Bold, Stunning, Brave
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>>217063454
It was soft disclosure of the negros aka aboriginal indians. But they couldn't really go through with making a hidden amerinegro super advanced civilization without being found dead in an unfortunate accident compliments of uncle sam(who were still sterilizing and quietly genociding them).
So they put them in africa.

>>217063241
Just blerds desperate to belong and yuppies being paid by disney and being "convinced" by the same jews and cia guys behind the blm thing.
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The comments on this scene from 'The Wiz' (1978) are funny in that they celebrate the activity despite Quincy Jones stating the message he intended to communicate was that chasing fashion trends kept black people poor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-UJR2tip3c

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I thought the camps were a hoax…what the FUCK.
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>>217067331
>They never visited the camps.
You could visit the camps? Nice.
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>>217068829
Absolutely, just be a member of the Red Cross
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>>217067384
well they recoil if you name them so it' creates a paradoxical loop
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>>217067393
yeah lol Easy Company never went to any camp like that.
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>>217068876
And was the trip really worth it?

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Can anyone who’s played the games explain this guy to me?
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>>217068579
to be a contrarian
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>>217068579
/v/ is a House board though
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>>217068840
lol nah for /v/ it's Legion > Yes Man > House > NCR
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>>217068579
Femboys
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>>217060553
His acting sucked

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How do I avoid Bloatmaxxing like Jesse did?
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>>217067046
From where is picrel?
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>>217067792
She is in the show. Her dad is a landlord.
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>>217068139
korean slop, Miss Granny
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>>217066916

Don't drink alcohol and get lots of sleep.
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>>217068918
I can control the first but not the second, I think Ive averaged 4 hours of sleep last month.

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So, True Detective MUH KEEDZ edition. Was it treated too harshly or is just a case of living forever in the shadow of season 1?
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>>217067714
>no nudity
>black guy
was worse season until the alaskan lesbo season
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>>217068737
it was supposed to be tragic that he died for basically nothing
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mm cantstopthinkinbout.. dem keeds
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>>217068904
He did get a highway named after him
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>>217068891
> t. s2 shitposter
no apologists need for s2, it was pizzaman trying to outsmart his audience and rewriting it too late in pre-production and ditching what would've been a kino california transportation occult shit. s3 was better because the time jumps are a cool TD structure. night country was just shit but a diferent kind of shit compared to s2

casper knew this

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>>217068171
RLM themselves say Space Cop is shit.
Literally every time they bring it up they say it's shit.
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>>217068349
not only are they illiterate, they don't understand that they aren't against representation just bad instances of it
like in the latest episode where they highlighted how homosexuality is portrayed in pluribus and how it contrasts with its inclusion in stranger things
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>>217068777
People like Mike and Jay are cowards who always hide their true feelings behind multiple layers of irony. They have to pretend that their project was always supposed to be unredeemable dogshit to protect their own ego.
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>>217068438
hello

chicken jockey is the last gasp of genuine fun in the cinema

cinema should be a shared experience

chicken jockey was a nightmare but at least it was a shared experience

the thing that is ruining cinema is the death of the shared experience and the rise of individuals making the cinema about themselves. The individuals alluded to in the OP

you are a jackass
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>>217068171
Douge won
Irrevocably and bigly

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Severance From Silo Lost For All Mankind Invasion Fallout Leftovers Dark Matter Black Mirror Station Eleven Russian Doll Orphan Black
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>>217067845
>the raw symbolism of being rolled out in a dark shadow only to reach the light once they leave the hospital parking lot
bravo vince
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>>217067164
Not even sure it's a proper green screen. Pic related.
When I watched the episode I didn't even notice the background though. I guess I was focusing on the characters.
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>>217061986
I couldn't even finish ep1
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>>217065503
>Andor (plays in Star Wars universe, but doesn't match the other SW stuff)
Tried to watch this twice but the moment I see the first stupid looking star wars robot that makes beeping sounds I turn it off
i hate starwars so much its unreal
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>"You're a wizard, Carol and a thumping good one, I'd wager."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jp4tMSIr_U

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>I hate women so much it's unreal
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>>217068799
Ha!
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>the character you start your acting career with ends up being a faggot
What. A. Life.

The film stars Sean Kleier (Odd Mom Out) as Chris, Ashley Williams (How I Met Your Mother), as Shanann and Brooke Smith (Bates Motel, Ray Donovan) as FBI agent Tammy Lee. Sony Pictures Television is producing the film for Lifetime.

Did they fuck up by not including the chicken nugget barrage? The anal sex? The distance to the moon?
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>>217064626
jannybros...what the fuck are we supposed to do now that wattsposting is OFFICIALLY allowed under board rules ?!?
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>>217064809
It's really, really funny.
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>>217068855
It's always been allowed, they've just been huge faggots and not following their own rules.
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>>217068899
Drukposting gets deleted too, so it makes sense that they also delete ass druk posting. They honestly work very hard deleting every single thread about a film or a show they don't like, I hope they receive fair compensation for their efforts
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>>217064809
killing your two daughters when they are at their cutest for a piece of ass is dark comedy tier


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