Does this look good or like crap? I need to know what /tv/ thinks so I can copy the opinion as my own
>>217381778wtf is that balloon in the back kek
>>217371447Nice.
>>217375098Quickly! Somebody give her some Loperamide!>>217385017Those games had the most low-brow plots and the cringiest dialogues. It was always only about a sexy fit woman running around.With films, we haven't been lucky. I do not know why so many people like the Jolie films - she looked like a psychopath, who is probably also is. Somebody has that private video filmed by one of her friends in which she talks about some blood sacrifices or something like that?
>>217370514She looks like an accountant in her late 40s
>>217395962grok add 40lbs
Allez Cuisine!I love Iron Chef so much bros. It's one of the comfiest shows of all time. What are your favorite moments?
>>217358648top lel
>>217396385You are so beyond fucking retarded I wish I could drop an entire moon on you. First off, we have EVERYTHING in Japan. Everything is taken seriously here. One of the restaurants I go to often, the master decided he wanted to cook italian. So what did he do? He up and went to Rome and lived there for 10 years so he could learn how to do it right. You step inside and it's like you've literally just crossed a border. And even if we just restrict ourselves to native traditional japanese cuisine, there are thousands upon thousands of dishes you wouldn't even be able to comprehend. People like you grow up thinking your greatest culinary choices are whether you want Burger King or McDonalds today.
>>217396385I don't know how you can be in a Iron Chef topic and think this. I remember one story on Iron Chef, I think it's a teacher for a challenger, he says there's 3 kinds of cuisine, Chinese, Japanese and European. It was such a massively ignorant statement to make. French and Italian and clearly different in style and function. Greek is really different enough it should be it's own too. It completely omits Indian, South American and any others someone may want to argue. There's obvious differences.
>>217396385You're forgetting chawanmushi, anon.>any kind of pudding/boiled egg gets made ever on the show>"oh, it's like a chawanmushi!"
>>217396851Nice, good to see people are still circulating the tapes, so to speak.That magnet only seems to be for the 35gb batch though
Why does left not work but right does?I guess she is a natural blonde so it looks uncanny
>>217394070Jolie is as shit an actress as she is a human being.
>>217394070Look at left from another angle
>>217394070What's known as "woke" is rooted in cultural Neomarxism. Basically, the male gaze, the beauty standard, the patriarchy, White privilege, etc., EVERYTHING in culture is predicated on White Colonialism and thus it must be sneakily infiltrated, subverted, and ultimately annihilated.Left is trying to make Lara Croft look like a dude.
>>217394070Neither works, both look like men
>>217394983So what if she wears padding? Tobey Maguire wore a mask with padding when he played spiderman. It helped to shape his head and make it look more like comic book spiderman. Same deal with Angelina and Lara Croft. And the Rock is wearing a body suit in the upcoming live action Moana film, too.I will happily accept fake tits if it makes an actress look the part.
>Joel eraAverage nerd watches movies with his good buddy robots>Mike eraFratboy jock watches movies with retarded robots>there are people that defend the Mike era
>>217395440Well he sold off the rights, so never.
>>217396082>then we’ll just end it whenever & you’ll never see how it ends??? They always show the end of the movie. Worst case scenario, they cut something mid movie for content or time. Which all networks did back then. What are you talking about?
>>217395224Mike era has the better movies and Mike is clearly the better riffer but Joel era overall has a more real and authentic feel to it.
>>217395224>Joel EraDr. Forrester and TV's Frank, all time kino villain duo with great scenes together>Mike eraPearl, Bobo, and Brainguy. Occasionally funny because it's clearly Kevin and Bill in shitty makeup but Pearl rarely shines and their segments are almost always skippable
>>217395224I watched this shit like decades ago and lil jimmy me just liked joel more. He was just some dude that felt out of place surrounded by all these yucksters yapping it up while he was trying not to go insane.I don't even remember why they switched to Mike or what the story was behind it but Mike just out there throwing bants didn't make sense. Like the Doctor and TV's whatever his name was were insane, then there was this fat bitch, and the MC was alone on a satellite with all these robots that weren't really really and when I was a kid that scared me, but it made the jokes funnier because it was like people nervously laughing in the face of death. Then Mike showed up for whatever reason and he gave zero fucks and always had the best zingers and it felt like the tension that was underlying everything disappeared and so I ended up actually paying attention to the movies more and it all just kinda sucked.Thanks for coming to my ted talk. Tell your mother to get tested for HPV and if you need your parking validated I am gonna need to see your ticket before you leave.
what episode of doctor who was rose the hottest in?
>>217393136The later episodes she's pretty hideous
>>217394810>gets 3x hotter only after leaving the showGoddamn it.
>>217395823Yeah I was too surprised/disappointed to gt Tate in that role but then use almost none of her comedic sensibility. I mean I get the whole progression of comdian-actor but I was always sort of waiting for her to wreck the doctor with how funny she is, which distracted somewhat from the more dramatic part she was actually playing. A problem entirely in my own head.I think Mary Tamm is still my fave.
>>217393136The one where she gets mind swapped and becomes really horny. Can't remember the episode name but it's 10's first proper story, it's set in some hospital run by cat people in the far future.
>>217396931The production of NuWho has been pretty rough, tense, and not at all encouraging to the actors to play around & have fun with their roles. Old who used to be a lot of smoking weed working hard, spitballing more ideas, smoking more weed and working hard some more, and that shows in the performances of Tom Baker, etc, but new who is a lot more complex and on a pretty tight schedule to get the shots to the effects house so they can put it all together. The actors are pretty much browbeaten into reading the script and getting that shit done at a high pace. Not really conducive to an actor playing around with their comedic side, and that unfortunately comes through in the show. Its like its taking its marvel-lite writing seriously, which makes it feel like a kids show. …whereas olde who was clearly for adults, but adults that kinda wanted to relax & take it easy.
Do you think it bothers her that these types of roles are all she's known for?
>>217377067@grok remove clothing, enhance breasts clarity. Large please now.
>>217397013I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that right now. Would you like me to generate an image of her being Blacked instead?
>>217385231she does this every yearshe probably only "works" 1-2 months of the year.
>>217397029Now.
I need a puppygirl so much, bros.
These are the two highest grossing females of 2025. Which way will you go, Western Man?
bunny sexo>>217390537fpbp
>>217396370They didn't look like cats.
>>217390786for me, it's the harkness tester
>>217396370They never screened the butthole cut
>>217390671The monster girl genre has unlimited potential
The only people who do the "war is hell" narrative never actually fought.War is badass.
>>217395318???
>>217390346Nice propaganda thread. Not dying for zog sorry nosenigger
>>217391001the shitposting wars
>>217391114>never read GRRM awardThere's rape in his book, so his worldview is rape. Just like how Tolkien has grima wormtongue lying in his book, and Tolkien's worldview is a lie.>>217394598War is a reality in ASOIAF and there aren't any pacifist characters.
>>217391001Gamergate '14, Meme War '16, two tours, one on Jack Dorsey era Twitter... *hits cig* what a fucking mess...
Why is there zero hype?
They should try making a hellnight movie
>>217392315David wasn't allowed to direct any movies because his then-wife knew he'd have an affair, which is the same way he met her in the first place on Inland Empire. David was notorious for having affairs with cast and crew on his movies. There's even that story about Isabella Rosellini wondering why David insisted on taking an assistant editor with them in the limo to the Cannes red carpet premiere of Wild at Heart (because Dave was fucking her, that's why, and he even married her briefly years later).
>for anyone still upset about PTJust read House of Leaves, you'll get over it instantly.
>>217396117pyramid head get ipad
>>217396600kek
You're forced to pick 4 movies from the Criterion Closet. What do you pick?
>>217394926I'm taking the first four Kurosawa films I see and making everyone listen to me talk about Kurosawa. Not doing some performative variety selection to show how interesting I am.
>>217394926Revenge of the CreatureRevenge of the NerdsRevenge of the Nerds IIRevenge of the Jedi
>>217394926Ernest Goes to CampErnest Saves ChristmasErnest Goes to JailErnest Goes to Africa
>>217396785> Not doing some performative variety selection to show how interesting I am.And you go with Kurasawa? Unless you're Japanese, you're performing for me right now
>>217394926>Criterion Closethttps://youtu.be/YUou0rghddc
Realistically what would you do here?
>>217396014
>>217395478Consider the idea that this movie was made by the high IQ genius Christopher Nolan and he simply didn’t consider the idea that everyone would immediately recognize Bruce Wayne in public
>>217395030We see Alfred sit down, order a small glass of sherry and then pay his bill, and only then did he notice Bruce. Did he eat an entire meal before noticing them, is he blind? Was Bruce wearing a disguise that he only took off when Alfred was about to leave?
>>217396752>scoffs>Américain stupide
>>217395030Uhhh finish my food. Starving. And then I'd be like "YO FRED, don't ever scare me like that again please."
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe
>>217397006RIP big AI Dave, you would've loved youtube shorts
>>217397022Posted it again award
>weird hippie artfag>still have an immense love for working class, small town peopleWhy is this such a rare combination? It's super wholesome
holy fucking shit
hmm, why didn't they just do that to begin with?
>>217396492what even was the issue with this anywaywere the ships shields supposed to just shrug off a projectile travelling at fucking warp speed? It makes sense how much damage it didThe only issue i had was wondering why no one else ever tried it before, but theres a first time for everything anyway
>>217396530Just asspained people who don't want the battles of the past retroactively rendered obsolete.
>>217396492Why didn't they do this in New Hope or Return of the Jedi? Like why go to all that trouble to get the plans and do those dangerous runs where a ton of people died if you could just kamakazi one person and one ship in and win? Like I wasn't really paying attention to be honest because this shit was boring as fuck so I might have missed it, but like when I thought about it later it just made the rebels in the OT seem really fucking retarded
>>217396959The death star was far bigger than a single ship so logically a simple kamikaze wouldnt have worked
Anime can't be kin-
>>217396886its basically peak fantasy animevery well written
>>217396886She doesn't hate humans, the story starts with her crying at the funeral of her former human companions, despite usually being a stone-faced stoic. I think she acts superior to them because she's over 1000 years old and humans live so little.She kills demons because they are psychopathic deceivers that legitimately lack the ability to feel empathy, and continue to be a threat.I didn't watch it but I looked it up after that scene with her and Aura became a bit of a meme.
>>217396967Bold claim. For me peak fantasy anime was Lodoss War. Does Frieren compare? (actually I'm gonna watch it anyway because I havent sunk my teeth into a decent fantasy show in a while - but still interested in your answer).
>>217396886It's thoroughly okay.
>>217396782>s2 looks pretty goodseason 2 looked like shit even by normal anime standards (it had *some* good scenes). ppl need to stop viewing s2 with rose-tinted glasses>>217396714>while OPM was an off model slideshow?I blame the manga author for this. OPM s1 was peak because it was basically just the original webcomic with good art. then the manga became bloated and derailed right after that. basically all of s2 is manga filler (the tournament, the endless monsters, orochi, the centipedes...). if we actually stuck to the webcomic the entire garou and monster association arc would have been finished in s2-- and perhaps the original madhouse staff would have continued adapting it instead of dropping it (since people care about the original ONE story, not manga filler shit). this entire slog era of the anime (2019-2027) is the fault of the manga author who turned OPM from a more mature satirical webcomic into shonen slop for little kidsThe only thing that would save OPM would be a mob psycho 100-like adaptation of the webcomic
ITT: Characters you're turning into. I hate my girlfriend who lives with me and turn down sex because I'd rather jack off. I own my home, at least, and have a dead end job. I'm also an alcoholic fatass.
>>217396426No one that is kinda close?
>>217395681I'm good enough, smart enough, and people like me.
>>217395681Doakes. I’m suspicious of my coworker. I just know something is up with him. No one is that “lonely” to the point they turn down getting hit on by the most attractive chick in the office. Fucker said he was lonely and was too used to being an incel. You expect me to buy that shit?
>>217395681Childhood is thinking you’ll be like Dan, adulthood is realizing you’re more like Chris.
>>217395681Literally Fry. Holy shit I know to much guys. I'm in way to deep.
