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Does this look good or like crap? I need to know what /tv/ thinks so I can copy the opinion as my own
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Why not get an actress with massive bolt ons? That's the only reason people ever bought the games. The games really suck and it's just nostalgia.
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>>217370601
First and last look because nobody is going to watch this shit
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>>217370514
Why is everyone criticizing this being called an incel?
Are men not allowed to voice their preference in women? Are they supposed to just shut up and never criticize anything involving women?
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>>217370514
Eh, I'd fuck it
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>>217370514
She doesn't have the right tits, but honestly she looks much better than I was expecting.

>animal starts hissing at you
>Leap closer
>It literally opens its flaps like a cobra and starts hissing harder
>"Shes mesmerized"
Who wrote this
Wouldn't it make more sense the snake monster acts at least remotely friendly, to fool him? It just makes this scientist guy seem superhumanly retarded
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>>217369706
If they're liked/followed enough then it reflects on women that there's alot of women just like that, not just her. Then it becomes more than just ragebait but something significant
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>>217369888
Stupidity and horrible attitudes don't become more valuable because the number of cocksucking retards out there parroting it increases

millions of flies eat shit, they can't all be wrong
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>>217369914
You're misunderstanding me, I'm not arguing that she's correct and I agree the opposite with you here. The value is seeing this is seeing how alot of women in modern society think. You're replying to an Orthodox Christian Chud (me), you got me all wrong
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The stupid part of the movie i s setting it on an empty rock world to pretend it's related to Alien
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>>217364588
Pedotroon spotted

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You think you can live with it...?
Take it...
TAKE IT AAAALL!!!
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>>217371777
General Shepard was great in this movie
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>>217372320
Im in the middle of that right now and so far its been hulk 24/7, he hasnt even acknowledged banner aside from shitting on him "weak banner" "bitch baby bruce"

he turns into banner to show the bald chick his true form but its literslly for 1 page then she kisses banner and the hulk takes over to continue banging her, fucker wont even let banner tap once
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>>217372301
>the audacity to look down on the guy who created and continues your existence
Nigga you just described why he hates him.
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>>217372493
If he hates the guy because he created him then fuck off and never come out whenever banner gets angry, what the fuck is the dilemma here, plus hulk obviously knows his creation wasnt intentional
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>>217372587
Not him but one of the reasons the Hulk is so narratively rich as a character is because of the fact that Hulk hates being trapped within puny Banner.

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the world doesn't talk enough about how fucking racist and orientalist indiana jones is
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>>217371646
Indy was retarded for forcing everyone to eat Indian food.
>just starts slopping it down
>"eat it or you'll offend them chud!"
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>>217372280
It's the same with almost all halfbloods. They're usually the children of one lower quality native parent and one 1st generation immigrant. The immigrant came to the US/Europe knowing well the challenges they'd face fitting in with the native population and take the jabs and 2nd class treatment in stride. The child is born here and sees themself as a native the same as anyone from the majority ethnicity but doesn't find out until later that not everyone is going to treat them the same as a full blooded native. This discrepancy is what causes 90% of the problems with all mixed kids and children of 1st generation immigrants. Their parents need to do a better job preparing them psychologically and emotionally for what's to come but unfortunately most of them aren't aware the problem will even come up.
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>racist
>orientalist
These are complete opposites. Orientalism is admiring Oriental cultures. Whatever fucking retard started making Orientalism a bad thing must have really wanted to make things worse for asians, because that's what's happened.
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>>217372326
how did you know anon. anon is clearly a genius.
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>>217371646
It was the 1920s and Indy was an archaeologist/adventurer. The kid was his assistant/plucky young sidekick
Indy probably got Shortround into the US and used the kid's work experience to get him a nice job in academia too.

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>>217372330
If he'd stayed at home watching a classic movie instead of interfering with federal officers doing their job, he would most likely not have those injuries.
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>>217372662
3D movies are out for him now.
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I never understood the appeal of nihilist media or shows made by nihilists. If they believe nothing matters and everything is pointless why don't they just kill themselves?

Furthermore what can you possibly learn from a nihilist? Interacting with them seems like a waste of time
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>>217366485
Okay thanks for your completely worthless empty opinions.
>Don't be a cunt, don't make the innocent suffer, be a good person.
That's a philosophy BTW. And without any moral philosophical framework it's completely meaningless
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>>217372416
Dismissed. You can go back to the remedial classroom where you belong and try to stick your fist up your ass or whatever is your kind does.
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>That’s no longer a claim about what’s right, it’s a claim about who has the power to enforce norms.
Right is being factually correct, not some abstract shit that cannot be objectively measured. If Jack argued we should close the border, and John argues refugees welcome, then when refugees come in and kill John, he was objectively proven wrong, on a moral basis. His morals eliminated the ability for his morals to continue existingx therefore they were self-defeating, therefore they were wrong.

Might makes right, nigger. It can't not make right. It's literally pseudo scientific and denying reality to argue the ability to impose your will upon others does not justify your right to. One cannot force his will upon others unless those others fucked up first and either never gathered the means to resist or just passively accept it. Take war for example.

What is war?

War is not a measure of which party is the best at killing the other, that is a laughable and gross oversimplification. War measures one's economy, infrastructure, level of scientific achievement, the physical and social health of a society, the willingness of a people to perpetuate or defend their way over the other. It measures a society in every criteria a society's health can be measured. If one society has the other beat in most of these categories (or 1 or 2, but by so much it overshadows their other disadvantages) then how the fuck are they in the wrong? By what criteria can they be wrong? It doesn't make logical sense. You have to invent bullshit criteria to argue otherwise and pretend these made up rules are somehow moral.
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>>217368370
Oh yes, the catchall Religion tm. Nigga different theologies have completely different outlooks and views on the afterlife. Let me guess by religion you mean what vague misunderstandings of Christianity you've managed to cobble together
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>>217372378
Which only matters if you have a preceding value system that values feeling good over feeling bad

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>>217372500
Keep your ESL to yourself.
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Just put on Relentless. Horror-thriller.
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>>217369951
abigail is essential
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>>217372596
A lot of anons have rec'd this, once I see this 20 more times, I may actually watch it.
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>>217372596
Banned list

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>>217372325
Kek what the fuck is wrong with the old hag
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>>217372517
She is right though. The dumb blonde is saying she is too stupid to have normal babies and needs a "boost". She played herself.
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"Foot faggotry" edition
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This bitch has to be the worst captain right even worse than the black bitch?
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>>217372405
Starfleet became a military organization after the Space Apocalypse. All these science-loving people were part of the Military Starfleet because there was no more Science Starfleet, but they loved science so much that they switched over to join Science Starfleet after Starfleet Command decided to reestablish Science Starfleet.

Source: Context clues. I sure as fuck didn't watch that Discovery shit.
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>>217372431
>found a telepathic
*How could a telepathic
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>>217372472
They even explicitly mention this with the forced conflict between a Starfleet academy and WAR COLLEGE ™
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Is Tig really popular with Star Trek fans and that is why they cast her?

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>mrw the dish is precisely sauced
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>>217366106
Ideologicide when?
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>>217372645
Oooohhh I like this word
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>>217369748
I never said $100k is a lot of money, I said $100k is a lot for dancing around making food.
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>>217364969
>whispers inaudibly in a rustic kitchen set
His BBC Maestro vids are pure cringekino.
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This the food kino thread?

who else got sat in front of this acid trip as a kid and was told it was normal?
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this had cousin it in a pipe too
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>intro song remains completely unsurpassed
we didnt know how good we had it
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>>217371498
The cartoon was not bad either. In the Robin Hood episode we see the character who inspired the creation of Kazooie. It looks exactly like her.
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>>217372095
ya im watching it right now its amazing how much better it is than modern cartoons they actually fight the monsters in it
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>>217371961
JUST
FOR
GAYS

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Post your favorite self-insert.
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>>217372085
Her creator invented the polygraph machine and made Wonder Women with his two wives to introduce bondage and polyamory to wider audiences in a pg way.
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>>217372204
Correct. Also as usual the people claiming a weaker than average guy could manhandle someone like Natasha Aughey or Jessica Buettner are deranged. Weaker than average guys don't bench 250, much less deadlift 550 lbs, lmao.
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>>217369486
>finds this disgusting roided monster attractive
get out of the closet already
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>>217372189
>The upside to all this, is because it's cartoons, you can still give her a giant rack
eww
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>>217369345
>rich
>famous
>gets a superhuman huge woman who never ages

Batman is a fucking Mary Sue

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>>217366066
Hard to say about small dick, but I'd bet a significant portion are indeed forever alone virgins who want sex but are too ugly and/or insecure and/or terminally shy to procure a prostitute, much less date a woman, so they see this as a way to turn it into a cold, anonymous act, just so they can know what it's like to benis in bagina
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>>217365710
Man faced freak
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>>217371612
I would rather die a virgin than participate in this bullshit. The point of getting "laid" is to experience intamacy with a woman, or at the bare minimum to prove that you have attractive qualities, not to stick your dick in the same hole as 1000 other dude for 30 seconds with some roastie who will never even remember what you look like, let alone your name or anything about you.
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>>217370912
I said the literal opposite just a couple posts ago but sincerely, feel free to keep lashing out buddy if that’s what it takes for you to let it all out. I’d rather you sit here festering in a trembling fit releasing the tension through angry typing than by hitting yourself in the face repeatedly or otherwise doing yourself harm, seeing as you seem extremely sensitive and volatile.
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>>217370888
I mean, I wouldn’t want to but I could do it easily

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Do zoomers not realize that they will regret spending their entire life hating everything and being a sarcastic contrarian? Why is this attitude so fashionable right now? It's like everyone has modeled themselves after 13 year olds.
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>zoomies too retarded to even greentext properly
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>>217371824
I love many things just not shitty mainstream goyslop
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>>217371824
He pretty much just hates garbage though.
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>>217371869
I used to watch this guy's videos back in 2016 along with all the other 'anti-swj' stuff but this guy was such an unbelievable doom and gloom sad cunt that he single-handedly pushed me off that path
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>>217371824
This is a millennial/gen x slopper

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Holy f*cking kino
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>>217372366
Lolno. The first one was absolute shite and this new one is even worse

>>217372510
Shut the fuck up nobody cares about this shit flick lel
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>>217372555
When you nut but she still sucking
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>>217372347
>added more infected and gore to garlands propaganda script
shes based
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>>217372626
When Cillian talks about fascism and populism I thought of Civil War movie and didn’t even realize it was Alex Garland.
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>>217372606
Suck your dead mom’s pussy you retarded tranny


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