I love watching this show just to dissect its sheer stupidity and lazy writing.>nuking Shady Sands somehow removes the entire NCR from existence despite having multiple decent sized cities around Cali that would continue on>Legion is now cartoon faction with the laziest/stupid "civil war" plot ever conceived in media (two warring sides camped 1m from each other)>Vault 32/33 plot with forgettable characters no one cares about; simply filler scenes with cartoon characters that mysteriously make the white males look like doofuses or simps while the strong females run the show>Lucy's brother subplot where he spent an entire season held hostage by a brain attached to a roomba holding a syringe - absolutely retarded plot not improved in teh slightest since he escaped with the redditor vault dwellers he unfroze>ghouls can now take bullets no problem and need an asthma inhaler to stave off going feral>Brotherhood is now generic xenophobic religious faction filled with incompetent retards who're supposed to be structured like an elite military organization but instead act like a bunch of 13 year old boys fighting eachother after school>constant reddit-tier "funny" moments>Deathclaws are now pre-war entities despite only one weak mention of such a thing in a strategy guide for a spin-off FO game>Deathclaws now prowl the NV strip with freeside untouched next door - groups of people would eagerly be hunting them down to claim the intact casinos for themselves and receiving all the power and wealth that would come with itI'll let some other anons take over from here, as the list could go on for hours.
>>217408452>just turn your brain off and enjoy the show
>>217408452I'll take whatever I want however I want, without much consideration for what you think about it.Hope this helps.
But everyone is saying the Fucking fixed Mr. House!
>>217405685>except that house specifically predicted this would happen when caeser diesHe predicted it would turn into TF2?
>>217409699>would massively weaken the armorLol no it wouldn't
>women when they turn 30
>>217411496>women 5 minutes until they turn 30
>I WANNA FUCK. IT'S MY BIG DICK. SO EVERYBODY GET READY FUCKING NOW!
>>217411431yes, and why is the moms height that lowim sure you can put 2+2 together im serious, if none of your grandfathers are close to your height someone lied
>>217411487Looks like >>217410794 has a job lined up
>>217411495Because women are shorter?I'm not sure why a guy born in the 40s having sex is relevant now tho
>>217411452you guys really dont know how to react when a woman calls you out on your obvious bs lmao
>>217411535this is your "but i didnt eat breakfast yesterday morning" moment
>worth $500+ million>long time engineer's wife sick and dying with cancer>refuse to help and ban any mentions of it from the air
>>217409151>Everyone who ever worked for him that wasn't Jewish was just a shabbos goy.Scott the Engineer is Jewish. If you're not Robin, Fred, or Jimmy Kimmel, or some Hamptons celeb Howard doesn't give a fuck about you.
>>217409261how many shekels is howard paying you for this damage control?
I hope howard set up a trust fund to make sure beet is looked after for the rest of his days.
>>217409080jews expect you to be loyal to them because they see you as their slaves, not their friends. If you bought a dog from a pet shop, you wouldn't feel like paying a vet to cure the dog's mother's cancer, right? It's not YOUR dog.
>>217409080HOLY MACKEREL
this is coming from the company that will eventually own all of hollywood.>“The standard way to make an action movie that we learned was, you usually have three set pieces. One in the first act, one in the second, one in the third,” Damon explained. “You spend most of your money on that one in the third act. That’s your finale. And now they’re like, ‘Can we get a big one in the first five minutes? We want people to stay. And it wouldn’t be terrible if you reiterated the plot three or four times in the dialogue because people are on their phones while they’re watching.’”
>>217408201Wrong, the plot is "rescue this guy" told once by NASA and "I gotta survive until then" told once by Mark. The problems that arise during the attempt to succeed in carrying out that plot are what're "retold", but what you're talking about is actually just adding obstacles for characters to overcome, i.e. a well-told story with challenges and stakes.Don't post again, thanks.
>>217410746Netflix calls their programming "second screen content" internally. I prefer to just call it slop.
He's right, most nights I'll load a kino on 123movies but I won't watch it, I'll just be on my phone until I fall asleep. Life is good
>>217410802>Don't post againwhat a nerd
Just wait, in a few months movies will start by showing the ending, so fucktarded zoomniggers and alphas decide if it's worth letting it play while they browse tiktok
they explained why everything sucks now>studios are too scared to take risks so everything has to be sequels and established IP>Netflix and other streaming services have strict guidelines of how shows/movies have to be made because people are dumb and on their phones while watching
>>217409437please delet this junior
>>217411274It's the ratio of original vs IP. mainly the "landscape" changed: 1) middle-budget movies with comfy ratio of risk rewards are not viable anymore, you have to spend big for big returns. 2) which is due to explosion of platorms now, not just competing for attention but more platforms/outlets, more advertising spend to recoup. 3) NYC/LA are no longer in control of the country's identity, LEL
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Zach Cregger, Terrifier, Sinners show you just gotta do whatever in horror. Even A quiet place/Conjuring lol
>>217405562Doesn't mention how when they take an established IP or sequel, they hand it over to a subversive producer who hates it and intentionally sabotages it
starting with bob burgers
it would be brutal but a show like this could actually happen
>we want to be inclusive so we now have wheelchair bound people in a future where medical technology can just make cancer evaporateGood spot /trek/.These people have literally never watched Star Trek. Or they did and this is literally what they managed to take away from it. We've proven Alex Kurtzman only watched the TNG movies. And also failed to understand them.
>>217410110Well clearly he's tired and his feet hurt from being, well.I don't know but you are a nazi if you disagree.
>>217410848>calling people nazi in 2026quaint
>>217410652>nooo you can't escape from the prison world goy, it's death out there! Fuck you faggot, I'm floating away to fuck some OG Venusian pussy
>>217405543they choose to be wheelchair bound because walking causes anxiety
>>217406186Why is Voyager green?
>In 2001, she was a guest on a special celebrity edition of Fear Factor. She lost in the final round of the competition to Coolio.Damn
>>217411195nah she is a bit too big for catwoman imo but she'd be a fucking amazing wonderwoman
>>217409496Female roid users always end up having disgusting pussies in general. If they don't get a monster clit everything down there just ends up looking deflated and sad.
I'm surprised Lesnar's daughter hasn't taken her spot or had some agent shove her into movies and tv.Does she still look like his clone?
>>217411485she is too busy being married to do pro wrestling
>>217411533look at that smug prick, he knows he won
Nothing happens Kino
>>217410831AND SO DO I ;D
>its a metaphor for illness!>like, theres still a mysterious force in the background doing things throughout the movie but we never actually explain that part>no this wasn't a dishonest bait and switch, we weren't pretending there was a monster to trick people into watching it shut up
>>217410886>I like the idea of a horror film from a dog's perspectiveare you thinking of a completely different movie?
>>217411459*metaphor for distrust and violencethis dude >>217410886's post threw me off while I was typing, he's got It Comes at Night mixed up with Good Boy. He's correct about that movie though.
>>217411505I thought that poster was Good Boy, my bad
https://x.com/TheCinesthetic/status/2012455520968356265
>>217411342you can have visual storytelling just fine, you just need your film to NOT BE SHIT so that people are interested in watching it instead of so bored with the whole thing that they start to zone out
>>217408178>speak out about cancel culture and content-slop when it's safe and consensusSO BRAVE BRAVO
>>217409487She looks like she smells horrible
>>217411342>You can't have any visual storytelling anymore because the audience will simply miss it>can'tWrong. You don't need to dumb down your art to accommodate phone addicts.You are describing television and films as products being engineered for maximum consumption. I'm describing them as art.
I feel like there are enough movies and shows made before 2020 to occupy me until my death
No hype?
>>217410690>characters like Emory Hill, Owen Costayne and Isembard Arryn should be put to screen. I don’t remember any of those guys. Marston waters is who I think would have been be the best side character with the most complete arc, and I hope they add him. >be bastard get of some knight, living with your lowborn peasant cousins and uncle in spicetown while your highborn relatives live it up in dragonstone >your hometown is burned and sacked, you and your family lose everything >You are contacted by larys strong to transport the burned fugitive king Aegon to dragonstone undercover >After being entrusted with taking care of the broken king, you eventually take pity on the broken king, slowly becoming perhaps his only friend >as the king heals, eventually tales of a wounded dragon killing and eating other dragons circulate the island. Sunfyre has returned, and you take Aegon and your boys on a quest to find him>sunfyres return emboldens Aegon, and he entrusts you with seeking men to help them recapture dragonstone >With the help of Alfred broome, you take dragonstone >Your king defeats baela Targaryen in a Dragon duel, and you save her from being killed by Alfred broome showing you are merciful and not bloodthirsty and evil >be granted a position in aegons kings guard for your loyalty, going from bastard born nobody to a member of the illustrious white cloaks and trusted advisor to a king, and soon even hand of the king>Is sent to hire sell swords from Essos, but returns to find his king poisoned>is pardoned and continues to serve under aegon III, who resents him for being loyal to the man who killed his mother >despite this, you prove loyal to him as well in the end, but are tragically killed after being entangled in a scheme your simple and modest mind comprehend
>>217409489He did, he’s just mad his choice lost.
>>217411380>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Do europeans still make movies like Irreversible and The skin i live in?
>>217410823>The skin i live in
>>217410823>racist and left-wingwhat? Did you hurt yourself in your confusion?
>>217411445>universal brotherhood for all men! except blacks and jews! a surprisingly common ideolgy
>>217410823Dunno about the left side but the right is entirely correct. Euroslop is unwatchable and Brits aren't euros.
>>217411317Very true, there's a reason basically every talented European director is or was Jewish, with a few honorable exceptions like Buñuel, Ruttmann, and Verhoeven.>>217411445>>217410944You don't understand European culture at all, apparently.
Does anyone else think it's weird how much this show influenced the 90s and then as soon as the 2000s hit it went to shit? What a weird coincidence?
>>217409991Funny how Lone Gunman predicted 9/11 too.
>>217401467>the overarching plot was always terrible in the show.No it wasn't. It would have been a good ending with the Syndicate being burned up. Instead they kept going.
>>217408095>Only the first 3-5 seasons are goodSeasons 1 and 2 were also kino dumb dumb.>2) They kept trying to make """funny""" episodes after Darin Morgan left. Bad Blood and Arcadia were great funny eps.
>>217410933the syndicate lives as long as the government lives, how did you not get this?
>>217410881they were scared of the space ghost from S1 and wanted to stop flying around space and just chill on earth
Does the world have no cultural impact fatigue?
>>217411463It just came out retard
