Are you excited for a fresh take on this classic?
every version of this movie has been bad
>>217349652We're in good hands boys.
>>217350156incorrect
>>217349652Are they casting Sydney Sweeney?
>>217349652>going to turn this into some stupid feminist slop instead of giantess kinoDropped
The female gaze on Shakespeare in this is ridiculous. They turned him into a Chad e-celeb, not the nerdy writer that he was. They made the woman the 'true' source of all his strength and talent. Only jewish lesbians would ever make this garbage movie.
>Upon a time when Burbage played Richard III there was a citizen grew so far in liking with him that before she went from the play she appointed him to come that night with her by the name of Richard III. Shakespeare, overhearing their conclusion, went before, was entertained, and at his game ere Burbage came. Then message being brought that Richard III was at the door, Shakespeare caused return to be made that William the Conqueror was before Richard III, Shakespeare’s name William.
>>217349976I don't know what you expected, most Shakespeare scholars nowadays are lying leftist filth who peddle conspiracy theories about Shakespeare being a front for a female writer or some closeted gay English lord he was friends with.
>I know what I'll do, I'll take a thing that inspired Shakespeare and I'll roll up my girlboss sleeves and I'LL take a swing at being inspired by it instead!
>Oh the greatest MALE story writer of all time was inspired by the death of his own son? Well did you ever stop to ask yourself how *I* feel about the death of his son? Hmm?
>>217350161>>217350101These sort of people are only given chances in Hollywood to piss off the people back home. >LOOK WE TOOK ONE OF YOUR OWN AND MADE HER INTO ANOTHER POZZED NPC PEDDLING INSANITY PROPAGANDA IN THE FORM OF SLOP MEDIA HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES WINNIE THE POOH?!!
What are some good Bronze Age Pervert coded kinos?
>>217349534It was really worth you typing then solving a captcha to write this.
>>217349610yes, it was very insightful. bap is Lindsay Graham for midwits on the right who wanna be edgy
>>217348410I’m not a groyper, but everything you just listed is actually kek, unlike literally everything you geriatrics do because its all just faggot reddit larping while being fat jewish shills begging people to support the heckin gop. Kys
>>217349693The entire second half of your post was buzzwords and brainrot speak
You triggered the brown zoomer faggot by bringing up an influencer with talent instead of spam guy. Too bad, so sad! Anyway, kinos
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>>217349190Inflation, presumably. Nothing here indicates the figures are cost-adjusted. Money printer go brrrr.
>>217346650shots of whiskey taken backstage
>>217349927That's irrelevant. If the cost figures aren't inflation adjusted then neither are the revenue figures. The fact is that if your business is hemorrhaging more and more money every year, you would be insane not to cut costs. Why would anyone ever invest in a company with a profit & loss chart that looks like that?
>>217346659Greg Gutfield’s show is doing great in ratings
>>217346842the tonight show will continue and jimmy kimmel will continue having employment until lorne michaels finally retires
>it's a 6am on a random day in 2008 and Artie is still on Stern and Patrice and Louis CK are regulars on O&A. Gilbert might do Dracula Gottfried or a homeless man might threaten to rape Condoleezza Rice.We never knew how good we had it
>>217349985>Words words wordsNope
>>217350025He was also terrible at playing the game. It's kinda hard to find, but there is one episode where Patrice goes on and they had Chris Rock call in, and Chris reveals that he caught Patrice jerking off on Chris's computer while he was staying at his house. He also trashes the fuck out of Patrice the entire time, and Patrice has nothing he can say because Rock is right. He's doing that, "You have so much talent, you should be so much bigger than you are, but you can't just shut the fuck up and shooting yourself in the dick" routine at Patrice for a solid 20 minutes.
>>217347213Gangsta fag bit still holds up
>>217346581I think you meant 4 channer
>>217350116>he caught Patrice jerking off on Chris's computer while he was staying at his houseWhy did Patrice do it?
>Hello. My name is Sacheen Littlefeather.
>>217349822anon I am the same and have to say, embracing the native in you is easy just grow the hair out and stay physically fit and women will be swoon over you. I lie to everyone new I meet about how my grandfather is chief of some reservation across the country before I moved. my ancestry is 60% euro and 40% native lol still get confused for asian because when I smile/laugh (a lot) my eyes go squinty
>>217347203LEMME AT THE REDSKIN I'LL KILL YOU BITCH
>>217349677>It’s fucking weird that an actual white as fuck guy would larp as someone who comes from trash and takes pride in itWeird, yes, but not surprising. Europeans are browbeaten as colonisers, the root of all the world's problems, an intrinsically evil people from the day they're born. That goes doubly for someone with German heritage. Claiming ancestry from an 'oppressed' class feels then like carrying a shield. I hypothesise this is the same mindset behind the troon epidemic in the US.
>>217349677One of the worst fake native Americans is Chuck Norris. He claims two of of his grandparents (one on each family side) are fully "Cherokee Indians", but there are pubic records proving all his ancestors are of either English or various other Western European backgrounds.He went a bit farther than the average white guy pretending to be native though, and gave his Walker Texas Ranger character the same white-native mixed background that he pretends he has. So he got to roleplay as a native on tv for almost a decade. The show also portrayed natives very disrespectfully.
>>217347240>MWHAHAHAHA LITTLEFEATHER...
>Wakanda, a homogenious society, granted different tribes but only ancestral people live there, not foreigners>unprecedented wealth and prosperity for all citizensWhat is Marvel really trying to say here?
>>217349699>scifi fantasy utopia>has somehow not invented the paved road
>>217349699>>217350042>has extremely strong border protection policies>to the point that the main character explicitly says they won’t allow refugees because it’ll turn here into thereRaimi you’ve gone too far this time
>>217350094>what if Africans were real people?Omg, you just outed yourself as a /pol/-tier racist
>>217350150Yes, and?
>>217350171Nothing, just so we're clear your the racist.
>Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of an airplane>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brotherSomething I never understood about this masterfully written scene from TDKR that I would venture to call a plot hole - why did Bane have enough sense to realize that CIA wasn't actually killing anyone (thus implying they were all on the flight plan) but go through with leaving one of his men on the plane? He already knew they weren't actually tossing people off, so why the sacrifice?
>>217349944This video explains everything. There was only the appearance of a plane, the real battle was waged on a spiritual level.https://streamable.com/e9fjkz
He knew up until the point where CIA said "You're a big guy", then he had to make an emergency change of plan. You see, CIA, being the cunning fox that he is, phoned in the total weight of all passengers on the plane. Now the issue is that Bane, being the big guy, weighed twice an average male. Thus they have to make sure that there is a random corpse there to account for the weight discrepancy.This is actually a very subtle dialogue highlighting the IQs between the two nemesis. CIA is the L of the conversation, Bane is Kira. CIA's only mistake was praising Bane's stature, thus revealing the agency's protocol.
>>217350102this is beautiful
CAST THEM
>>217346475Ultimate Lesbian Face Farting 3
>>217346475A casting couch porno starring myself.
>>217348327>short kings can't stop winning
>>217349816Do you think she'll ever tell anyone she's married and has a kid? They're the pale blonde fuck toys that star in the jack off fantasies of men around the planet. They're PR team must be half of their budget.
>>217350002Dakota is dating on "Raya", the exclusive celebrity dating app. Elle made a joke about finding her future husband on that app and Dakota reassured her that the app sucks. If that's a PR move, congrats.
Just watched pic related and shit was fun. Any other movies recommendation like this one?
>Edgar Wreddit
>>217347903Nightcrawler
>>217348021haha yeah dude so true everything I don't like is reddit
>>217347903Vanishing Point. Preferably the original, but the remake is perfectly acceptable and stars a young viggo mortenson.
>>217347903The Driver (1978), it was one of Edgar's inspirations for it
>>217349869I almost threw up when I saw that scene.
>>217349869I've done this
Would you say this guy has garnered a legacy as a actor now that we're 17 years removed from his death, or just a "Oh yeah that one guy from the 80's"
>>217349742I think his best was Red Dawn
>>217349862Kino!
>>217347151>Does this actor have a legacy? Or is he just "That guy from the 80s"?He's an actor. That's what a legacy is.
>>217349835hell no
here he is in his latest movie,yes, the one where Biel took off her top
How hard are you willing to go to show your devotion to your fave kino franchise?
>>217350098I've seen a few cars with near total movie themed paint jobs and they're always in grocery store parking lots at bizarre hours.
>>217350098>tfw abatap joined AZOV
You signed a contract, Anon. I gave you Technical Support. I gave you everything. I even gave you a theme song by Paul McCartney which is very hard material to acquire.[/quote]
>tfw will never get a film about the backstory of the only Deadly Viper to defeat Beatrix
>>217348511i have that cookie jar, but i can't find that little sombrero anywhere
>>217349841That would have been sweet. QT has teased so many cool projects over the years. I'm not disappointed he didn't make a Star Trek movie though. I love all his work. His directing work.
>>217349013It's a pretty big pile of puke.
>>217349970The Dark Tower. I'm so glad that happened the way it did.My favorite fictional fantasy world is SAFE forever from bad adaptations.
