>this is a 38 year old actor in 2026
>>217474738What a fucking loser lol
>>217476292>>217476294seething zoomers kek, Ill fuck your crush and theres nothing you can do about it, you dont even have a car
>>217475852>average 4chan poster in 2026
>>217476328I wish
>>217474546he based for being the only one who "supports" rowling or at least doesnt actively speak out against herit probably comes down to the fact his entire public life revolves around pandering to potterfags but still
I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot young lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
>>217476351>the lab tech
Rest of the episode is nothing special but that monologue is kino
My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt "weird" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum.For me, its the obvious one. Nala.
>That My Gym Partner's a Monkey episode where Jake inflates his own ass cheeks to massive size specifically and solely for his own enjoyment
>>217470193The mouse from Once Upon a Forest
>>217476110Nothing wrong with some big jiggly 11-year-old butt cheeks while she audibly moans, anon.
>>217470193Your friend wants to suck your dick.
>>217470193Beyonce in Pink Panther (2006)
She Says That She Will Never Die editionprev: >>217451945spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217476014What's the male version of the Midsommar bitch?
>>217475813Yes. It's called dark humour.Well done for getting it.
>>217475150Because we can fix them.
>>217475150Because they're kino.
>>217476348Yes, with a sharpie!
>3:00.1
>>217476315I hate what AI has done to us, in that specific type of hair detail in the words kicked my alarm bells even though looking closer it very clearly isn't
Hotel?
How come he sold out bros? He arrived with busted teeth and glasses. I know a lot of Liverpudliands are vain and get turkey teeth but he seemed like an old school fags and larger type of bloke.
>>217476096he was always an ego tripping narcissist
>>217476156Nah I loved my papa Klopp and always will. Every Liverpool fan knew he was the one to get us back and he did. We will never see the levels Klopp and Pep pushed each other to ever again. Need an a24 production on that shit one day. Will Arnet can play Klopp now he's a red.
He has 5.5m insta followers. he was famous when he managed the body looters and dortmund but most managers fall out of fame quick
>>217473549Kek
Do americans really obsess over business cards?
>>217475550I wouldn't say obsess, but people tend to look at you weirdly in construction if you hand them some shitty paper homemade business card vs a glossy hard one from FedEx Kinkos or something. First impression type of thing.
Do americans really tut tut tut?
>>217476108Enjoy your egg prices
Ignore the idiots above the answer is...yes
>>217476275I paid $4.99 for 3 dozen eggs at the market, and that's very reasonable, anon.
Women's favorite moment in the Sopranos
>>217476304>it's a scene where tony yells at someone or hurts themi get so wet lol
What are the best flicks about the living dead?
>>217475561>I thought that was a tweakerIt was.
>>217476041wtf is that
>>217476122just some wacky art, definitely doesnt mean anything
>>217475176they were rolling the trolley up hill, gravity pulled her out of the bag nothing more. you just couldn't see because of the overhead helicopter angle.its hollywood hills. hill. on a hill. the cold dead body just flopped out thats all. gravity. she was long dead.
>>217476301>the cold dead body just flopped out thats all. gravity. she was long dead.why do they lie about it? just say she was still alive, wrapped up to protect her burns..regain consciousness for a moment and did the natural reaction of trying to escape her confines...but was soon medicated...and later died of the lung damage. why try to gaslight us that this was a normal thing?
her best role?
>>217471333literal fucking who
>>217475912This.
>>217475912Chani is supposed to be young. Goldshifteh is OLD. They should have found a relatively unknown Iranian girl to cast as Chani instead.
>>217475939Goldshifter
>>217471871I hate this movie so much
Dakne Keen to play a sex worker in her new film Driver. https://variety.com/2026/film/global/dafne-keen-aidan-gillen-crime-romance-driver-1236634709/
>>217476300is she a method actress?
>sex workerso she is going for her Oscar
>If I could write, I'd do it better.
>>217475516No, this isn't debate club you inane little worm.
>>217467393>>217468708I was already hesitant after hotd season 2 sucked ass, but now I'm certainly not picking this up.
it's a complete joke that this hack was ever considered a serious writer. i just wish he would retire in peace and leave the rest of us alone.
>>217474393Based media literate chad
>>217475693are you making some kind of antisemetic comment about jewish overrepresentation in hollywood?
>I did it all for the nookie!
>>217474958Saw them two years ago. They weren't bad live.
What are the essential nu-metal films?
>>217468274Are Funk Metal bros allowed in this Nü-Metal thread ?
>>217468274>SO COLD WE'RE SO COLD
>I don't give a fuck, I probably never will>Bitch get at me if that ass is like Jessica Biel's>Who down with me tonight? You know I'll treat you right
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217475997why yall gotta be so gross at every opportunity
>>217470699>Spider and Kiri kiss was performed with stand in actors,Do we have confirmation on that?Because if they did, then that would mean they openly admitted on set and to the public that Weaver is too old and gross to be kissed.
>>217476091Sigourney herself told in interview that both shit and Spider did kissing scene with age appropriate counterparts.There is also video on twitter made by some chick who said she did the kiss with Spider actor back when she was 13.And that was his first ever kiss too.
>>217476128>25Anon... 25yos were 9 when the first movie came out...
What are her best movies? I've barely seen any of them.
>>217476234Who cares, she's hot
>>217476029she was legitimately a 10 in house of yes
>>217476267you got strange tastes, fren
>>217476290yeah
>>217476267Out of 40, maybe. And thats generous.
