Why can't anyone make movies this fun anymore?
only the first one was good
>>217409862I love evil rich biff from the 2nd one
>>217409843We now understand that future performance affects past results. Robert Zemeckis was a good director until he made Mars Needs Moms, and now all of his films were always terrible.
>>217409893He's our president now.
>>217409862only the second one was good, slacker
Was he right?
>>217408906Pascal was a retard who couldn't fathom anything more than two possibilities.
>>217408210Damn...
>>217408210That line is not even the movie it's from Batman v Superman.The actual line is a quote "My name is Ozymandias King of Kings look upon my works ye mighty and despair"Stop misrepresenting kino.
>i have to remove all logic from my script just to add a preachy message that i've misquoted from some old philosopher Can you Americans stop embarrassing yourselves for a single week god damn.
>>217409292where do I fall on this list?
(((Fërëngi))) ëditionPrëviously on /trëk/:>>217394236
>>217409829>My only concern is that they'll never explore what removing their addiction did for the rest of the galaxy or what adding women did for their society.Why not?
>>217409879It's set a thousand years after it would have happened.
>>217404347Is this one of the only times he ever wore a shirt in his life?
>>217409829I'm going to assume the Jem'Hadar managed to engineer the intentional flaws the Founders put into their species to keep them under control after they got out from under the boot.
>>217409975Assumptions are always dangerous.
When You Nut But She Keeps On Scanning Editionprevious: >>217383497spam guide: https://imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217409732You can change the filenames, even on phones if you know how. It's very obvious the spammer switches between them when convenient.
>>217408552kek
there's no conclusion, it just ends it there?
are there any good horror movies in meso/south american settings? aztecs, mayan, inca fuckery basically.
>>217410003The Ruins
>>217408319It'll be studied long after we're gone.
>>217407272>He has that fake diseases that women have that they are always tired and can do anything.Depression?
>>217408579That too, but I was talking about Fibromyalgia.
>>217403407You gotta take what you can get in this economy
>>217386098>>217386608Imagine the kind of ineffectual "man" you must be for your wife to turn out like this
This mess is on screen with a preteen fluff moustache but everything else just screams woman. Was there even gender reassignment in the 1950s alternate timeline? Would there be in the wasteland?Ridiculous.
>>217408397Looks like a persian boy, I dont get it
>>217408397Looks like a mexican man to me
>>217409398They're not quite the Legion, that's where you get outright hostility
>>217408397It's odd to think that the reason I think a tranny doesn't pass is because I still want to fuck them too much, but here we are. She'd need a wax first, but the peach fuzz and desperate attempt to deepen her voice aren't fooling anyone. The voice isn't even the monster voice hormones give ftm's. It's just straight up a girl at the very bottom of her vocal range.Instead of pretending the audience can't tell the difference between a man and a woman, Dane should be revealed to be a special case in the BOS for whatever reason, like she's a bastard child of a high ranking officer or something. I don't know, it's a story. Make it up. It'd be funny if they pulled a Mulan, but I think everyone on this production is committed to the delusion, even having the Brotherhood itself use they/them's preferred pronouns, so it's unlikely. Maybe make him (her) gay (straight) with Maximus or something. Honestly, when they hugged in the previous ep, for a moment it looked like they were going to kiss.
How can the ghoul have been a leading man in that era with his hairline? My willing suspension of disbelief can only go so far. Really took me out of the plot
https://youtu.be/tztDMT-xMdk
>>217406907>whatever I like is canon and whatever I don't is notThat's really the only way it's possible to be a fan of any IP nowadays
>>217409772>EVERY SINGLE ELF reincarnates in Valinor if they're killed*in the halls of Mandoswhich is in Valinor>The Elves, after a period of cleansing and self-reflection, could be reincarnated into bodies identical to those of their prior life; however, Elves who had offended the Valar or committed particularly heinous misdeeds were doomed to wait in the halls until the end of time. nobody "named" ever comes out, no character is every specified as having leftevery named character that dies never appears againit's made more confusing because Tolkien uses the same names for some characters multiple times
>>217402480>Why do you morons think we give a shit about what Lucas said?Because you faggots have been whining about Disney cancelling the EU for over 10 years now. Ok you don't care what George says? You sure seem to care about what KK, Filoni, JJ Abrams, and all of the other cretins writing for nu-wars have to say.
>>217409926>whining about Disney cancelling the EU for over 10 years now.you want to know why? they took a carefully constructed but flawed and entertaining miniature model that was built up over decades, tossed it out, and replaced it by having DEI hires shit liquid diarrhea into contractor bags until it was fullNOTHING in the EU is as bad as "sith have to "hurt" the kyber crystal to make it red", that's the most fucking feminine shit
>>217409238
Any novel to film adaptations as good as this?
>>217409959The Princess Bride
>>217409959Harry Potter 3
Sin City
>>217409985The Princess Bride was a movie before it was a book.
>Got the education>Got the wagie job>Can only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time>No time to go out and meet people so no social life or gf>I'm supposed to just do this for the next 40 yearsThis film really was a warning for us all........
>>217407063I'm sure you and your gay boyfriend are very :happy'you can spend all your money on shoes, jewelery and aids medication
>>217405907>>217405929been saying this for years. the proximal future for humans is as battery chickens. minimal space, minimal fodder, minimal light, segregated in their cells but kept in massive indoor shacks - artificial light from birth to death.
Damn I'm glad I was born in money.
>dude get pointless hobbies to distract from your goycattle life and make friends with normalfaggot retards >that's what life is really about
>>217408486Tyler gave the guy a blowjob while the office job guy waited in the other room
Would he complain if he was working from home?
>>217408992they don't filter shit. i notice them moving whenever i side glance towards my other monitor. they notice. that kind of awkward interaction where both of you are "oh want to talk?" because your eyes crossed paths. they just don't care because they are cattle that think they have to accept these kind of inconveniences because that's what everyone else does
>>217408331Sure thing faggot, I'll believe you if you share the specific scene >>217405895 is talking about. I'll wait.
Oh wait I just checked it on youtube, he says "hmmm if you guys could you know... hmm just pick up the pace that'd be great."Perfect way to end it, the audience would have been all like "oh no, its gonna start all over again because Peter just likes to complain."
>>217409132anon you're definitely autistic and have no business thinking you have any understanding of other people.
>>217405895>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK43UreuiqcWe know what the original ending was like.
You will watch the new Tomb Raider movie and you will like it.
Reminds me of the slags that would always come around when I sold coke, turns me on because I know she’s probably a degenerate
>>217405530Who is this high level executive of the itty bitty titty committe?
>>217404228Dodge this>Baked beans on toast fart
>>217406829Better than dying of AIDS.
>>217409456Much to my shame, I enjoyed fleabag.
Actors and actresses who are going to be BIG in 2026.We will start with Miss Dafne Keen:>Confirmed/Highly Likely for 2026:Whistle: A horror film where Keen plays Chrys, centering on a cursed Aztec death whistle, releasing in North America in February 2026. >Other Potential/Rumored Projects:The Marshmallow Experiment: Listed as in post-production on IMDb, possibly releasing in 2026, with Keen as Kat Garcia.>Night Comes: An erotic thriller starring Keen as Rosa and Isabela Merced as Sela. Also listed as in post-production on IMDb, potentially a 2026 release.
>>217409696
>>217409696>here's that 21 year old i was telling you about
>>217409696I've cast her in a solo outing as X-23 where she'll dress up in the form-fitting costume I provide then slowly remove it and sit on my face.
>>217409799I think that’s just a trick of the light and shadow
>>217409897yeah she's stunning, unlike you you disgusting seething roastie
Watch The Housemaid.
Gone Girl for retards, with one of the worst lead performances in recent memory.
>>217409825I can watch it for Amanda. She is a big girl
What went so right?
>During a press junket for “The Return of the King,” Jackson told one Christian group, "I’m not a Catholic, so I didn’t put any of that personally into the film on my behalf, but I certainly am aware that there were certain (religious) things that Tolkien was thinking of. … We made a real decision at the beginning that we weren’t going to introduce any new themes of our own into ‘The Lord of the Rings.’ We were just going to make a film based upon what clearly Tolkien was passionate about."Based Jackson.
>At least three of the characters are just jesus allegories
>>217408565how is it a plot hole retard, they served the heir of Isildur when he called them
>>217409447>It's still a movie plot holeanon you literally are interpreting events of ROTK as events of TTT, you're retarded and can't even distinguish what the other anon wrote>>217409110dates mean nothing in a movie if they aren't revealed to the audience, cope and seethe that you can't understand the simple fact that sauron knew a hobbit had the ring, met pippin in saruman's orb, assumed pippin was the hobbit with the ring, causing sauron to believe the ring had moved from osgiliath, which allowed frodo to travel unburdened. kys you stupid fucking nigger.
>man who was obsessed with the works he was going to adapt gets massive budget and years and years to plan ityeah nah, wont happen again.
When did the Simpsons go to shit?
>>217408886What I meant by First Guard was Matt Groening (who left to do Futurama and was only there as an advisor), James Brooks and Sam Simon.
>>217405369It was never good, but had some good episodes. I watched it religiously through the 90s until ~2005. Going back and watching it, it's just very average at best. It doesn't beat a lot of cartoons peak-for-peak.
8 is the last great season, 12 is the last season with a handful of watchable episodes.
>>217405369I've watched all episodes up to season 8 and think it is still solid, very solid in fact, so I disagree with the season 6 decline claims. If you average the scores it seems like season 16 and 18 are the last two seasons to hit 6.9 as a whole. I'd say that's when the show actually starts to dip to hell and it isn't even alright, but bad.And that is actually when I dropped the Simpsons. Back then I was still watching the weekly releases and stopped. I think specifically season 17.
>>217405369Sometime around season 7 the quality fell off a cliff.It should have been cancelled outright when Phil Hartman was murdered.
