Anybody remember this shit? I recently started rewatching it and it's KINO.
>>217368582describe her
>>217369361I feel like Connor reminiscing about a love over 2 centuries ago. But okay. She was tall, brunette, smart, played volleyball, laughed at all my jokes, and she was beautiful. But I was the school bad boy. I put gum in her hair, wrote all over her backpack in permanent marker, threw Hostess pies at her car. One day I made her cry when we were doing a school project and she asked, "Why don't you like me?".And to be honest, I didn't know I liked her at the time. Immortals know not to waste a single moment. It's kind of ironic. And I wasted mine.
>>217366696wtf really? There’s no final episode?
>>217360917Kalas was such a based villain.>beats up Fitz, Methos, Amanda, and even Mac himself>grumpy and cruel all the time>has his reasons, but isn't sympathetic>kills 3 people per episodeHe's like an immortal Black Manta.
>>217369788Highlander Endgame is the final of the series. It's being rebooted now. But sounds like they're just copying the original. Fuck off! At least Planet Zeist was an attempt at something original.
Why there are so many blacks on my television?
>>217370561maybe your television looks like a milk crate
You people are obsessed with us, get help.
>>217370561Turn the screen on.
>>217370561Because your country is one giant ghetto and your media reflects that. No, you are not white.
>>217370561Because wh*te girls love us
>straight up insults someone>they nervously laugh>"omg he's a genius"
>>217367562He always punctuated his roasts with a moment of genuine respect and gratitude. He was a real nigga.
>>217368650Boomers were odd they actually worshipped "catchphrases" I think they are called memes now. They would go to see Seinfeld say "what's the deal" legit cheer when he said it. Take my Wife... the entire crowd waits with baited breath PLEASE hahahahahahaha awesome I can't believe we were here in REAL LIFE to hear that in real life. I saved up salary from working at a mine for six months to hear that and it did. not. disappoint. That was life for a boomer.
isn't all comedy just insulting people or insulting yourselflike that's all it is
Retards don't get that at the time famous people were much more deified than today and you just didn't talk to or about them the same way as average folks, of course they were just as awful and human as you and me, but it was something you didn't seeAlso he was quick witted and his insults were usually in combination with a smarter joke behind themAnd he had a bunch of charisma, humility, and self awareness to go with it, where every dickhead "comedian" with a podcast thinks they're the hardest working genius alive and comes across like a pretentious dickheadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSz4EqOaWiYDenzel at his prime literally couldn't wait to pretty much get called a dumb nigger by him and loved every second
Best show to come out of Britain.
>>217370261That's not 'Yes, Minister' or 'Brass Eye'.
>>217370261Pardon me?
>>217370261Yep
simply peak>yes minister>allo alloproper cronge >monty python >mr bean (actually the first episode was good)
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.
>>217370258>>217370285>>217370290
LFG pole bros
>>217370217This nigga filled in his shitty concert with an AI crowd, I'm sure the reviews of his gay bar travels are legit.
>>217370217>a little 'pole to pole' actionmakes sense, now that his kids are grown up and moved out of the house. look out, boys!https://rumble.com/v10jopa-dog-turns-on-television-experimental.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v
>>217370258>>217370285>>217370290>>217370380It was orignially called "Welcome to Earth"
>Terminator 1>Heavily implied Novikov self-consistency principle; future cannot be altered, and attempts to alter the future result in it occurring (Reese getting with Sarah Connor creates John Connor, the Terminator's hand allows SkyNet to reverse engineer)>Terminator 2>lol actually you can change the futureDoes Cameron not understand how time travel works, or did Gale Anne Hurd and William Wisher do the heavy lifting for the scripts and just weren't on the same page?
>>217370198Your fanfic is bad and you should feel bad.
>a bunch of faggots arguing time travel like its a real thing with rules to discuss and interpret
>>217368957It was already pushed up in T2. In another thread someone was talking about how it's set in 1995 and it's impossible for Judgement Day to happen just 2 years later with the info were given about how Skynet is developed.
>>217370027>Skynet programming would not work on shit that primitiveNo, but there's an interesting premise to be built off that idea. World War 2 movie. American intelligence gets word of German scientists working on a top secret computer project, radically advanced, they think the Germans are developing their own Turing type machine to supplant their own efforts in decoding Enigma. They deploy a squad to go kill the scientists and destroy the facility. The soldiers get there, find the scientist working in a lab with crazy tech, they shoot the scientist in the head, and oh shit, it's a fucking Terminator that was sent back and has been building a computer strong enough to handle Skynet. Rest of the movie is soldiers trying to complete the mission while dealing with a Terminator that needs to kills them to prevent its mission being compromised.
>>217370563>Fictional stories cant have rules and consistency???
Does this look good or like crap? I need to know what /tv/ thinks so I can copy the opinion as my own
>>217370514Is it weird if I consider her attractive and want to have sex with her bros?
where are the fucking TITS
>>217370576What do you mean, bro?
Will watch for Sophie
>>217370514My penor says looks good
>meanwhile, in mexican Nickelodeon...
>>217370288black male don't wear bras in mexican
>>217370271Minding your own business and being responsible for your own actions is a scam and a psyop designed to extract labor
Im black and this doesn't offend me, black people have more important issues than black face.
>>217370383what if they were holding 24oz ice beer cans in paper bags
>>217370478NTA or black but that would bother me
Cute Vamps EditionPrevious: >>217331705Spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
What are some good monster/vampire girl kinos?
>>217353708She and her movie were cute, but the movie was kind of boring.
>>217369951Try skimming the thread?
>>217369951Siren
>>217355212>>217354863>What if Bram Stoker's Dracula, but there was a crazy vampire chick who wanted to suck your cock?Besson you french bastard, you've done it again!
Cute /tv/ & film girls you fell in love with when you saw on screen.
>>217370059She also got impregnated by a 7 foot tall gigachad and got ripped open when the baby came out
>>217365140Damn she's sexy. I wonder how big her cock is
>>217369821very jewllennial photo
>>217370423>and got ripped open when the baby came outDoubtful, a gigachad has a gigaslab, tell me they can't ruin a pussy.
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLEJust got back from the theatre. It's fucking kino, friends. Discuss it here.Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM
>>217370470>It's fucking kinoi agree, /tv/ will hate it
I remember one of you fags made an actual Jimmy Savile general when part one came out kek
NEEDS WEBMS OF TELETUBBIES THE DANCE NOWHOWZZAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUnXxh5U25Y
I'd a Jimmima. No ragrets.
"Foot faggotry" editionPrevious: >>217363740
>>217370480Can Trek and Morty please not shit up existing Trek? Stay in whatever shithole dimension it takes place.
Family. It's the most important thing. Family. It's the most important thing. Family? It's the most important thing. Family.
>nu-drek ship all explode as the walls are full of nitroglycerin and magnesium shavings for some reason>they have a specific form to sign to let you go bare foot so long as you dont sue the manager or store>Karen signs the disclaimer and still complains about itFucking Karen man...
>>217369749O_O how the HECKIEs did you know my legs hardly work?
>modern film isn't pedo coded
Jonathan Rhys Meyersbros...
>>217368316It is important that he stays busy, please understand.
>>217368497Yet.
>>217368316Well done Eric Roberts, well done...HOWEVER
>>217368316Rourke could NEVER
>>217368316>In 2010, Rhys Meyers again made headlines when at John F. Kennedy International Airport he verbally abused the staff and an official, who had refused him access to the boarding area after he had become intoxicated in the first-class lounge, by calling them "nigger".Nobody wants to work with racist prick
So is Wuthering Heights just marketing directly to female gooners?
Yes and so is Wuthering Waves
