The Most Autistic Edition EverPreviously, on /trek/ >>217410267
>>217442957how much is he paying you to post images from the show
>>217442857Now THIS is pod racing!
Why are posters being pooped on for liking the "wrong" star trek?
>>217443113why are you asking disingenuous questions?
>>217443131You're answering a question with a question, which is considered quite discourteous.
It's literally that easy
I guess we can see this thread repeated for months now given how many replies it has
>>217431726>um excuse me, HR!
>>217432810her tit scene was incredible
>>217426804>mcNutty ;)
>>217430256>>217430225>>217430198As much as I hate women this is obviously shopped.
>Joel eraAverage nerd watches movies with his good buddy robots>Mike eraFratboy jock watches movies with retarded robots>there are people that defend the Mike era
Mike era was definitely funnier and punchier but I like the stupid real-nerd campiness of Joel era too. That was in that brief window of time before Hot Topic "nerds" became a thing so MST3K was this perfect intersection of people who liked shitty black and white movies and Fawlty Towers and the internet before widespread home use brought the unwashed AOL masses in
All "eras">reddit friend simulator
>>217441546>>Joel era>Average wagie watches movies with robots he created. Robots view him as a father figure>>Mike era>Average wagie watches movies with robots other guy created. Robots view him as a brother/best friendMike era is better because SciFi made them make huge amounts of kino
>>217442813>>reddit friend simulatorThis is said about tons of shows ("Friends", "Cheers", "Star Trek".The only friend simulator is the shit you zoomers watch on stream and donate money to.
>>217441546Rifftrax:Generally pretty funny with some truly great episodesMST3k seasons 11-13:Irredeemable woke trash I rest my case, your honor. Mikechads stay winning.
>>217438420>fuck your "humans were the real monsters all along" bullshit28 days later ended on this
>>217439246Glued together with the salty tears of the haters.
>>217442664yeah and it sucked
>>217441399You are such a bad poster >>217440939>>217441078Yeah pretty much. It felt way too postmodern. They didn't have a plan or a story they wanted to tell. Just a bunch of random shit, "themes" and scenes they thought would be cool/ profound.This is why postmodernism shit doesn't work. You need to tell an actual story with an actual point.
>>217437740i didn't bother watching it because i found 28YL a waste of time, especially that ending was like watching a low-budget amateur horror flick made by some teens back in 2010s.
What happened to alien/UFO movies? There hasn't been a decent one in 25 years
>>217440534When? Another 30 years?
>>217442724The government alien conspiracy angle was done in film at TV decades before the x-files. Look at the invaders
>>217440534Again, 330m+ pissed off their dollars are worth much less is hard to control. Hence all the bs chaos. Spielberg given the Trojan horse project is lel
>>217440505I feel the big foot footage was to diffuse the attention on zapruder 4yrs earlier
>>217440401People grew up and realised how ridiculous it is.
Best television kino's where the protagonist and antagonist have a big age gap?
>>217442804Why would you want to have sex with that many people?
>>217443027Story of my life.
>>217443076Yeah that's a good point. He sounds like an insufferable shithead with personality problems. That's the sort of person who tends to have sex with hundreds of strangers
>>21744304810 years ago it was leftie norm women's brains weren't capable of negative decisions before the age of 25. It's like 30 now. Also if they are drunk at any age you are a victim of any decision they make.
>>217442804me too
Career-ending disasters
>>217429985even the ai puts bags under her eyes?grim
>>217427646There was a ftm thread on /gif/ bloody disgusting. Pussies that were warped into deformed cock like vaginas.
>>217428075What does it eat?
>>217428075When I look at him I see a modern Cary Grant.
>He did it.>None of the physical evidence matches him at all.How?
>>217441895The Zodiac was one person who took credit for multiple murders and played the police/media. Once they figured out they were duped they actively covered up evidence and started playing up sensationalist angles like satanism and political motivations. It's also perfectly possible that the real Zodiac was a cop given the other serials killers that have been LE.
>>217441895He didn't do it.He just acted like he did because he was bored.
>>217442728He totally paid a homeless guy to lick envelopes, because he knew 30 years in the future he might be identified by DNA.
>>217442722This guy was way creepier. Can't believe they got away with it.
>>217441895Doesn't seem like a Gilbert and Sullivan fan.
>why 200,000 Jerry, a-a-and that's mostly by starvation!who was in the wrong here?
>>217442894If someone shots you, you don't blame the bullet for killing you If there was no nazi war there would have been no starvation
>uuuhmm...the holocaust never happened!>ok, then the Israeli Genocide against the Palestinians in Gaza never happened either>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A FUCKING LIE
>>217443016Your creative writing needs work.
>Look, Jerry, I know what you're about to say. Just because I deny the laugh factory incident doesn't mean I deny the holocaust. I'm not an antisemite just because I hate ni
>Why would the Jews even be in Germany? They have New York City! If 6 million suddenly showed up in NYC, no one would notice anything different. It's already Jewsville!
What's the point of using the Substance if you don't actually have the memories of your other self?
>>217441438They do remember. The message of the movie is that women hate each other so much that not even sharing a consciousness can give them empathy.
>>217442379Incel was originally a term invented by a woman to describe herself btw.
>everything is jews, or women, or libs, or nogsrage, rage against nothing. mad until dead at 45
>>217442155>And you forgot the part where it's all men's fault for creating impossible standards of beautyThat's part of it, but on the other hand the movie shows that she's still a cunt who initially ignores, then ultimately stands up, a guy who liked her before she was famous and still thought she looked good, despite her age.
>>217443011Was it a single mom or a naughty dad that made you this way?
Do you really need to have big tits to succeed in Hollywood as a woman?
>>217442891natalie portman says no
>>217442960fags love to push that look for womenwomen think it looks good lol
>>217442891>big tits>Hollywood
>>217442891Quite the opposite, having big tits makes you LESS likely to succeed and the more more women in the production, the more this applies.
>>217442977Post the image, you putz. Not everyone has Instagram.
Truth is, this is the greatest Television show in the past decade and the only reason /tv/ doesnt talk about it because it makes uncs and anime haters seethe
Man... I used to have some jean shorts like that too.I slept in them shits, man! Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things. But you CAN'T wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up! That was some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts.... But you... you GOTTA take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off, son!
>>217442811this was a wholesome moment that ben deserved
Milf destroyer Cutty
why do americans drink their piss beer from little red plastic cups?wouldn't it be better to just have another man pee in your throat?
>>217443041It was a porn set, I think. He returns later in the series.
Replacing clothes is actually awful. Everything's taken a nosedive in quality
>cuts bangs>career endsmany such cases
Looks like a debimbofied Lurcifera.
>>217436634..?
>>217428788Russian gold digger phenotype.
>>217429430giwtwm
>>217442973Ewww gross
ITT: Perfect ending credit songs
>>217442298you seem like a big fan, tell us all, when do you think he's going to release his portman tapes? we're all waiting
they nailed ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FapBH3j6WoA
the end song for Interview with a vampire would've been great if it wasn't>Aa cover... wow does this song sound much worse without jaggers voice>Bcliche, everything with it... the final dialogue, the car driving off on the bridge, the camera on the helicopter flying off and the most overused endcredits songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYks_A53DM
https://youtu.be/NJcf8V1vE94?si=yafk9Lhr9i6e2YW7"Let's be pals"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6wFiD1Jx6MSting doing what's his best (aka not acting in Dune)
