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Why was Pamela Anderson a failure as a feature film actress despite being the #1 most popular person on earth at that time? Was it because guys couldn’t masturbate in the theater?
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>>214418011
I think it was the barbwire tattoo. It's trashy
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>>214418011
Why do moids always say they hate fake boobs, fillers, sexy clothing, etc. despite them also ALWAYS gravitating towards women who have all those things? Scrotumniggers literally can’t function if they don’t look at influencers and/or bimbos every day. Every single male has the same taste, and they all pretend they don’t. Why is that?
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>>214418078
Scrotumniggers?
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Couldn't act and had no charisma. All beauty.

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What a RETARD
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>>214417714
They try to give Kirsh credibility as not being a retard because he is in fact aware of the various shit going down at Prodigy but he simply does not care

I thought it was incredibly stupid that they didn't know about the radio link between Morrow and the jeet kid. Then it turns out they did know, and Kirsh just sits there listening to them plan murder and treason lol
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this was all eyeballs plan all along
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I was so mad when the jeet didn't get fly'd too
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>>214417775
I think you're overestimating eyeballs' intelligence a lot. It wasn't able to speak even when it was controlling a human. That shit just stares at things looking angry and that's the extent of its abilities.
I think the real threat is either the flies or whatever's coming out of the ceiling plant.
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>>214416970
It was the most blatant 'no not that way' episode yet but I'll give it to the show for the kind of stupidity needed by this genre being enabled by children as opposed to adults

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need
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>>214418202
>YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
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>>214418202
>.gif
>doesnt move
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You zoom zooms might be too young to remember when this was a thing, but one time I went into a restaurant, and the hostess asked if I preferred the smoking section, and I thought she was talking about The Mask, so I said yes. After I was seated, and realized that I wasn't going to be getting a show (a screening of The Mask, with my favorite scene, the Smoking! section), I got angry and took a shit in the urinal, then left and called the health department on them the next day and told them about the shit in the urinal. This was before cell phones so I had to get my polaroid camera from my car first, which was valet parked. It was kind of a hassle, and I had to tip the valet twice (to get my car and re park it, and after when I picked it up post-urinal poop) but it was worth it since that restaurant was extremely dishonest, and I hate the smell of cigarettes.

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>>214418516
The only one that will be good will be Sonic 4. Watch.
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>The Thomas Crown Affair
Is this capeshit too?

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Hollywood is officially cooked!?
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>>214418165
Anyone who's not an 80 IQ jeetbrain could instantly spot that's AI slop. Nobody has ever managed to get past the uncanny valley effect with computer graphics.
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>>214418165
Finally. Now we can get rid of all those shitty, opinionated, woke actors.
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>>214418165
you can tell it's ai because Daniel Craig is kissing a woman instead of "playing" a gay man
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>>214418504
you dont have to imagine, just go to the ai videos generals on the many degenerate boards and see for yourself.
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>>214418677
Nah theyre all shit and they go for a few seconds and their face instantly morphs to someone else. I want entire consistent scenes with ridiculous kinky scenarios.

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>>214417927
>can you imagine how batshit insane she must be that even a guy like that could not take her shit?
I mean, she married Tom Green to begin with...
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>>214417703
because it isn't the 1800s anymore?
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>>214418021
and yet Drew Barrymote did it in the early 2000s

dates are just a number
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>>214416854
She was hot as fuck during this time period, but, like all women, the Wall came for her pretty hard.
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>>214416941
It's hard to remember that for a few heartbeats back in the day, Drew Barrymore was actually hot af.

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Moar liek How Does This Have Nine Seasons?
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Bump
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>>214418277
Yeah that sounds right
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The Mother.
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>>214418618
She looks better filled out.
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>>214417749
You can have a cynical sitcom with asshole characters (Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny) or you can have a wholesome sitcom with wholesome characters (Friends, Modern Family). You can't make a wholesome sitcome with asshole characters and that's essentially what HIMYM is. It's in this weird place where you're supposed to root for these guys when they're pretty much assholes through and through.

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>makes things weird purely for the sake of being weird
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>>214417689
I have a ton of respect for Lynch. He turned down shit that could’ve made him a lot of money. Lucas wanted him for Return of The Jedi. He just did not give a fuck about any of that
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>>214418572
what about dune? doesnt seem like he cared much about it to make that
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>>214418555
I mean look at this. What is this? I dont get it
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>>214418683
or this. is it just his random dreams?
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>>214418609
I think he did initially want to make Dune but lost passion for it during the process because of studio meddling taking away from his vision. also that was fairly early in his career and probay taught him to be more selective going forward.

Is there an actress whose voice you cannot stand?
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>>214409823
This cunt. That body will never be enough to overcome that voice
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>>214411018
Hah too late
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>>214417885
>can't handle bratty girls
not can't
won't
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>>214409823
This pale bitch
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>>214410139
I’m Xochee fan #1 but I’ve literally never heard her speak due to /tv/ being nosound

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Arthouse & Classics

Peter Lorredition

>QotD
Favorite Lorre performance?
>Bonus
Favorite Lorre joint?

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>>214418600
We'll see.
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>>214418638
oh for sure they will hire the guy who admits to trying to find out poster identities, you’re right
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Any who pushes french new wave on this thread is an enemy of cinema
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>>214418681
Didn't know Godard was a part of the MCU in 2025.
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>>214418681
Rohmer and Truffaut are in heaven though. Rivette was a tranny so I don't know.

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How do you respond without getting mad?
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>>214418503
You too!

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How come there are so many british docokinos about doing literally anything in the victorian age or the edwardian age or the georgian age but there arent any american docokinos about living in the colonial age
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>>214418397
The only person doing that in US of A drove his fanbase crazy with a "Orange Fool"
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>>214418637
>On this episode we'll savour a drink called President Donald Trump The Orange Fool *turns to camera and smirks*
He should have just fessed up to it

>Horror movie

this shit was hilarious. Its literally a comedy like wtf. Americans have too much joie de vivre to make a horror movie. Its too joyful, too energetic, too funny.
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>>214418090
don't forget the kid that got bullied is responsible for the "disappearance" of his entire class, because of trauma he was experiencing at home.
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>>214418090
I never understood archer was a bully
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>>214410074
Me when mommy didn't buy tendies
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>>214418158
thats what u get for trusting a 7 year old girl, the director of the feature
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>>214406797
It's fine, great even. Just your usual contrarian anon rage baiting

>lesbian code your characters
>lesbian Fandom bully male lead out of show
>viewership drops like a stone when people realize it's lesbian coded

Many such cases. Buffy Fandom gonna be so sad when the show dies after making the new slayer a lesbian
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>>214415341
>part one premieres in august before school starts
>part two premieres in september after school starts
Hmmmmm.....
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>>214417693
People genuinely haven't figured out most of the board is just ai programmed bots for ragebait
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>>214417722
Only a month? Why split?
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>>214418076
to make people like me subscribe for two months instead of one
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>>214415341
it was good. cope.

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Explain the plot of EVA
>inb4 /a/
You've spent a month talking about the ugliest Korean Netflix Anime Slop I've seen in my life. This isn't too hard.
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Rebuilds r pretty gud
2 and 4 in particular are fantastic
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>watch all original anime
>read all the original manga
>watch all the movies
>watch all the rebuilds
>read entirety of bible
>embrace and understand gnosticism
then maybe you'll START to understand..
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>>214409798
Basically you have this kid total loser, Shinji Ikari and his mom is dead in a lab accident but actually she killed herself to implant herself into one of the mechs, His is completely out of his life because his goal is use god's angels to be with his wife again but then he actually needs his son to run the mech (They only be used by special children) in his cover program that is NERV. This completely hot chick who is probably pedophile picks him up in a literal warzone to go pilot the mech but then he has some daddy's issues and tells his dad (gendo) to basically fuck off because he's not getting into the mech until he sees this girl named rei injuried she is basically a clone of his mom kind of and kind of not. He gets in the mech and gets pwned but his mom (who is the mech now) takes over for him and he wins against the angel. Now they rei and shinji fight off mechs until they need a new person the wonderful Asuka, whose mom also killed herself to implant herself in her eventual mech, Asuka is also a german who wants to fuck this older guy named Kaji but he's not a pedophile and tells her to screw off, She gets the hots for shinji but he's too much of an autist to reciprocate and she's a tsundere who bullies him because she wants to be better than him because she wants to be the best eva pilot and that is here sole purpose for living, things are going well until the 4th pilot is revealed to be Toji who shinji makes friends with and his mech goes rogue infected by an angel and gendo forces shinji to kill him but he doesn't actually die just becomes a cripple. Shinji is mad and almost leaves (again) but kaji whose now fucking misato convinces him to fight for the people of neo tyoko and basically he does then the secrets start unraveling and kaji who is revealed to be a double agent is murdered and that make misato sad, and shinji is started to get depressed and asuka is even more depressed because shinji keeps mogging her in eva combat so she 1/2
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Shut the fuck up about ReBuilds you cunt.
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>>214409798
Okay so IIRC these ancient aliens, the First Ancestral Race (FAR) went around seeding other planets with life kind of like the aliens in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In our solar system they put two pretty close together: Adam, the fruit of life on earth, and Lilith, the fruit of knowledge on Theia. But then earth and Theia collided making the earth bigger and creating the moon. That's the Giant Impact Hypothesis and it's an important plot point here because FAR didn't want to put the children of the fruits of life and knowledge on the same planet. That's what was called the First Impact also. Adam and its very small number of offspring went dormant after the collision but Lilith's offspring spread across the whole planet. All biological life on earth is descended from Lilith. So things go on like this for millions of years until humans evolve and after a while find Adam underground in Antarctica. Lilith was located in Japan, I'm not sure if she was found before or after. Anyway people find these giant aliens and start researching the science of the soul: biological metaphysics. They use Adam as a guinea pig. At some point they make the (bad) decision to touch Adam with a FAR relic left behind with it, the Lance of Longinus. This contact experiment causes Antarctica to explode and throws the entire planet off its axis. Officially this disaster, known as the Second Impact, was caused by a small comet striking Antarctica at nearly the speed of light and not poking a giant alien awake. So anyway a mass extinction event follows and mankind manages to pick itself back up but there's a problem because, according to the Dead Sea Scrolls, a sort of instruction manual left by FAR, Adam's kids were going to wake up now and try to reunite with their parent which would destroy the world in a Third Impact. That's something that the people secretly ruling the world don't want to happen (yet). Eventually yes but not before they can change the outcome of the to their liking.


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