It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.>You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.>You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.>But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.>You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>>217469366>You have to answer for men's bad behaviorliterally what
>>217470277That was also with everyone clearly knowing she was a woman, so still treating her like she was fragile AND also playing along with her bit to include her "as one of the guys"
>>217470473If you're a top tier man, she may also want to play in the gutter (it shocks me that the more of a loser I am, the more there are women that want to cheat WITH me, and I'm ugly)
that movie was fucking insane thinking back to it. its been like 2 years but it feels like a different world
Does he ever play someone that's not a cunt?
>>217470046I was going to say I have been dying to watch pic related for a while and can't find it but just noticed some kind soul has uploaded the whole thing to dailymotion. That's my night sorted.
>>217469986Depends on what you think of his portrayal of Robert McKee in "Adaptation," bearing in mind McKee cast him. Nothing really cunty about his Hannibal Lecter either.
>>217470100He was still kind of cunty in that, threatening to pistol whip the next person to say “Shenanigans”.
Play Manhunt
>>217469986more like lil bitch>>217470023more like lil bitch
Times you acted like Soldier of Fortune Green Beret Major General Steven Seagal from Sniper Special Ops?
I ate 60 dollars worth of McDonalds in one sitting.
>>217470880so like 4 quarter pounders and a drink?
I snatched every motherfucker birthday.
what happened to the male gaze?
>>217461171i'n convinced she is a mossad asset if sorts
>>217467553This is not true. My ex girlfriend used to grab my butt during sex and it was just awkward. She just wanted to make me feel weird. It's completely gay to even want anything to do with your butt be it with a man or a woman. The male butt, my butt specifically, is sacred territory not to be tarnished by impure sexual thoughts or acts. If you think anything else other than this, then you are a homosexual. That's it.
>>217460658fpbp
>>217465156Is he just rubbing her butt? Kek, she probably farted on him
>>217460636Nothing, why?
>JOHNNY 5, NO DISASSEMBLE!!
>>217465549The ebin new zoomer maymay. I guess it’s supposed to be dunking on us, but they’re the ones who will never own homes.
>>217465163When I was around 5 or 6, I cried watching this because I thought Johnny 5 had been killed for good. The same in Godzilla 1985 when he falls into the volcano. There was just something about the music, that scream that he does, and the Raymond Burr speech that made it feel so final and absolute. I spent years thinking that was the last one that was ever going to be made until the Tristar movie came out, and they started releasing the rest of the Heisei series in North America, and I realized that they had continued making them throughout the 90s.
>>217465163Flight of the Navigator. There’s an episode of Oneyplays where Chris is describing it to Zach and Tomar, and they think he’s bullshitting them and making shit up.
>>217470871It is a weird weird film. It has a really long first act that's like something out of a horror film and it sets a really dark tone.
>>217470635>It's kinda weird how many Decent late 80s/early 90s films are completely fading into obscurity.It's not that weird considering that something like 75% of silent films didn't survive and are lost forever.It's a "red pill" moment, and a deeply cynical one at that, realizing that all the stuff you thought was important actually was completely irrelevant. Hollywood has this mystique that makes you think movies are a big deal, something monumental, something eternal. When the reality is they're ephemeral soap bubbles, that only endure as long as there's a distribution network for them. There's no difference between a Hollywood blockbuster with star power and an amateur stop motion movie some kid made with their GI Joes when they were 12, besides the amount of money out into it and one of them has a multi billion dollar distribution network backing it while the other exists only as a single copy on a VHS in a shoebox in our mom's closet.
My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt "weird" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum.For me, its the obvious one. Nala.
>>217470443This had to be the result of some freak studio exec threatening to withhold funding if it wasn't included, right?Like the Jon Peters spider thing, but some Burg or Stein's failson who got handed the job spending a decade demanding a scene with a woman in lingerie voring someone in every movie he produced. And it was the only day he actually showed up on set during the shoot.
>>217470642As good a theory as any I guess.
I don't recall the exact moment, but it was probably pic related
>>217470768Get it she's pink like her vajayjay
>what was the first time you feelt "weird" as a young guy wantching TV? I'm a straight guy and was never abused, but...
>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
>>217449864>What not having sex does to a person
>>217470232what's wrong with it?
>>217457815saar post the real picture saar
>>217470232>he doesn't enjoy feminine dischargeliterally gay
>>217450230i chuckled
>that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs
>>217456465The WKUK sketch aired in 2007, Spurlock didn't admit he was an alcoholic during the making of it until 2017, though people had long since suspected he had been drinking heavily to account for the health problems he underwent.
>>217470724>this is just innate to a personyes being told to wait to eat more often than being allowed to eat whenever is just completely innate to each individual person
>>217457458>oneYou said you can't do it "anymore" which implies it was a regular thing.
>>217460114If you have to lie and fabricate evidence to prove your point then you might not have had a good point to begin with.
>>217470847what actually happened: everyone thought the documentary was legitimate and still does, with the exception of terminally online retards who take tweets as gospel, who also waited until the guy was dead to start hammering this "he was drunk" drum, so he couldn't refute any claims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbCuMGZRG9E>The Clyburn family relocates from New York City to Montana's Madison River valley for emotional recovery following a tragedy that shattered the family, and begin rebuilding their bonds while adjusting to the rugged wilderness.
>>217470519>stars Kurt Russell>his character is dead from the start of the seriesOh boy.
>Michelle pfeiffer got bogged
The show looks like it has a good male cast. It being about women grieving Kurt Russell dying tells you it's going to be whiny garbage though. What are the chances that Michelle Pfeiffer's character bangs Matthew Fox?
Unironically what causes this
Time
putting on 40+ lbs and drinkingits not rocket science
its called le aging, its a concept zoomers are not yet familiar with
>>217470900Salma still got it tho
>>217470648Roids and alcohol, plus he did a lot of jiu jitsu fighting matches or BJJ, which might explain his nose
Is he The Courier?
I hate the Ghoul character so much.
>>217462428>redditin redditominonice try, ghoulcuck
>>217470600>>217470734
remember this nigga? It’s actually the Ghoul!
>>217462632>it's a slow burnThat's what they told me about pluribus. From now on I'm just going to read "slow burn" as nothing happens sequel bait>surely something will happen next season!
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217470509>revenue for Jan 16-19 is greater than Jan 16-18Gee, I wonder how this could possibly be.
>>217470509this was also a 3 day weekend in the US. ya know, the holiday about black people not working.
>>217470131>why not have the Mangkwan be like a literal brush fire that destroys all the bio-organic network of Eywa?The in cannon explanation for this is that RDA leadership are such pathetic and unimaginative Last Men, that a bigoted jarhead thought of this method before they did and they still weren't too keen on the idea. The IRL explanation is that Avatar is the VFX passion project of an aging boomer hippie and backed by the movie studio analogue to the RDA. The fact that this movie was even slightly engaging outside of the visuals was a pleasant surprise.
>>217470131the mangkwan model themselves after a volcanic eruption, not a brushfire. the forest is shown repeatedly to be pretty robust when it comes to anything short of volcanos, high incendiaries, and interstellar drive engines.
You have been visited by Proooyakan the Rogue Bull, Pulverizer of Poo Demons. Lithe blue catgirls and total depopulation of the subcontinent will come to you, but only if you reply to this post with PROOOYAKAN, I SEE YOU!
>>217469683The only thing my predecessor told me to do was get Baneposting off the board but once I saw what everyone here was doing with it I made it my priority to let it run amok because you slid cunnyposting off /tv/ faster than I could delete it manually. I mean honestly, what's the worst accelerating a meme could do?[urkel]did I do THAAT?[/urkel]
>>217469683that's a lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>217470209Of corsh. Anonymous posters refused giving me (You)s for normal baneposts. We had to find out how to bait them.
>KEEN?
>>217469683It doesn't matter how old we are. What matters is our Baneposting.
>JOSH?!
>>217469528It rained and everything was wet.
>>217469776>>217469637It seems that they were in a parallel dimension already. The house that was supposed to be burned down was still there and even if they went in the same direction all day they ended up in the same spot.
>>217470584I think once they came across the stickmen hanging from the trees, they had fully crossed over into the witch’s domain.
>>217469637>they lose their mapJosh threw it into the bushes because he couldn't read it. He deserved to die painfuly, alone in the dark.
>>217469637They literally do that and end up in the same spot
Looking back, it's really not that bad of a pizza, I'd say.
>>217464927>ingredients, nice and dry>crust, thin and burned >simple >rustic >honest
I made a "pizza" a few days ago that was just a toasted slice of bread with leftover pasta sauce and mozzarella on top, drizzled with a little olive oil. Put it in an air fryer for ten minutes and it came out pretty good.
>>217469151That looks 50x better than the op thoughbeit. The op isn't even fully cooked
>>217467240The egg from the rice cooks the heat, anon.
>>217470592Uh, what?
