Howdy, friends.Still kicking, I trust?Hahahaha.That was a joke.
>>215533698inb4 underageb&
>here's that 18 year old i was telling you about
>>215533698Why are you posting underage boys on /tv/
Here is your new Mission Impossible protagonist /tv/.
chadjak?
>>215534041pretty sure he said the N word before in a kino
Why the MTV bumpers so fucking scary, were they part of some MKUltra type of shit?https://youtube.com/watch?v=DdQdF0560Uc
>>215533619>And these bumps are explicitly designed for those people, because that's also the sort of people in the editor's booth.Well the image of the channel, much like fox at the time, is that they wanted to be totally different from what you could see on regular tv so all these new channels began to be edgier and capitalize on unexplored segments.Also that is the kind of shit you get when you let creatives do whatever they want, you end with weird stuff, I have made some myself when I am allowed to have some creative input. I have been accused of being weird because I was too inspired by bumpers and art like this which still exists in the back of my head.Even in my 30s I think this stuff is totally cool.Then I met MTV crews from the 2010s, complete fucking homos and tumblr tier retards and faggots with a stick up their holes 24/7. MTV died when SJWs were allowed on the crew and only seek to destroy the channel to have more of them on board. Total body snatchers type situation.And all of that was enabled when we stopped thinking about the people we wanted to cater to and started using social media as metrics.Bogus.
>>215533619Yeah, this is also why music videos were so fucking wild in the early 90s. It was basically THE programming, and bands like Primus got so big in part of that. There were others too that got a lot of replay but were basically one hit wonders like Green Jellyhttps://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U?si=3ByU8Ob9ehHJ-z5v
>>215529955When did this board become a bunch of pussy ass faggots?
>>215529955MTV was for teenagers and young adults. The idents had to look like things that this demographic thought looked cool. Gives a good opportunity for ad agencies, animation studios, and video artists to showcase their talents. MTV aired weird cartoons in the 90s too. Pretty much adult swim before its time. The music videos for big acts were pretty weird looking. The bumpers are not weird juxtaposed to the rest of the programs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAghttps://youtu.be/n6P0SitRwy8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs>>215533755>MTV died when SJWs were allowed on the crewlol, you're retarded. Music is always at the forefront of progressiveness. I always wonder what kind of planet someone like you is from to say silly stuff like that. MTV had been lame for a while before the 2010s. All the non-music related reality shows brought in the women 25-55 demographic. When execs see that shit, it's over. Everything gets focused on that demo because they're the biggest spenders and require no quality (expensive) content, only quantity. Guess who's also the biggest biggest sucker for social issue demo?
>>215529955I'd say yes. It conditioned a generation to be enthralled by grotesquery amd ugliness.
I have been rewatching this, it's pretty /comfy/. I think it's very funny how they behave like spergs.
https://youtu.be/GIa2QOTyJGw?si=_h3En07dzgurJgOF
>>215532255Sally is so ugly in Righteous Genstones. Like if she chased you down the street screaming about cats, you would never know she was on a popular show.
>>215532322>Rutherford, Ohio.Been watching Drew carey of late. Why is Ohio the setting for good sitcoms?
>>215533652Because it's so mid.
It's not streaming anywhere, how are you watching it?
The more he larps as a hardass, the more faggy he becomes, its quite exceptional lol
he was a drama kidor as we call them nowadays, LGBTQ+
>>215532151so are a lot of Slavs and steppe fuckers what’s your point
>>215529484He means that he’s a part of a system that’s designed to disenfranchise and destroy “normal” white people for the benefit of Jews
>>215529889He's a midget who tries to play the part of the heavy but doesn't quite cut it
General /tv/ WebM thread
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>>215533931Yes, I saw. I saw it all.
He really did Victor dirty.
I have no idea why they not only pushed a severely limited release, but then waited until after Halloween to do a full Netflix release. Fuck Netflix, I'll go sailing sometime for it when I have nothing better to do.
>>215533143Only redditors enjoy that latinx's movies.
Im a big fan of the book but hate del toro. How much did he fuck it up? I love stop motion and PINNOCHIO but hated his whole Mussolini slop for Pleasure Island. Dudes a hack but I am interested in seeing this.
>>215534000you will probably be disappointed so go in with low expectations
Guatemalans btfo
A thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.Reject lustful imagery editionQOTDWhat's your favorite sexless film?
>>215533000Merry Christmas, Anon.
>>215533034If he was called Kenneth Thunder he wouldn't have been able to make all those movies cause he'd be too loud on set
Kenneth Thundercock
I look like this and say this
Gay general. Disgraceful to the board.
Why doesn't CGI scare me as much as janky practical effects?
>>215531700A reminder Horror is the stupidest genre of movies, only enjoyed by 10 year old edgelord boys and the retarded men that groom them.
>>215531700I wish his brother would've kicked his ass
>>215531853Boomers love puppets for some reason
>>215532912Puppets are based
>>215531853It does... Fucking idiot. Go gen this same scene with AI and it will still look like shit. Go ahead I fucking dare you coward. CGI is a shit cheap excuse
I struggled to make it through 2 episodes and gave up.
>chuds hate it>leftists hate it>consooomers and soiboys hate itWould be shocked if they don't get sued by the victims' family
Why isn’t this praised more here?
>>215533322>dude's never tribe'd up with his White bros and done jungle shit
>>215533933Again, would not happen in a Pagan White society. Never would've let outsiders in to begin with. These are Christian "values" at work. Good goyim.
>>215533117>Why isn’t this praised more here?Because its Hamlet, and /tv/ is too dumb for the classic.
>>215533987Christianity started 2000 years ago. Your parents gave up Christianity and so did their parents. These modern day problems are the result of us losing our blessings from the Lord because we turned our backs on Him.
>>215533923you are a delusional, weak faggot. also i forgot to mention, the action also sucked. the roidtrannies were so stiff and unathletic, what a joke. i'd call the choreo bad but who knows, maybe they had to make it that lame to accommodate the unathletic bodybuilders they hired.
picrel
>>215532492i love that movie
>>215531741I don't see what's so bad about this one. It's just a painfully average adventure movie. >>215532278This is a better contender. I went into this thinking the hate had to be exaggerated, but no. This was just an absolute fucking mess.
The Spirit. Holy shit it was awful.>what I expected: Sin City meets Batman>what I got: Frank Miller on cocaine
>>215531741>I was actually excited for this movie because I was hyperfixated on both The Rock and Emily Blunt. Thank god it got delayed because of covid and I finally came to my senses.
>>215531741>Turn the Jungle Cruise ride into a movie>Pick the Amazon as a setting when the ride is mostly focused on Africa and India, so the headhunter tribe and a girl version of Trader Sam ends up being your main link to the ride>Get rid of the natives and Trader Sam from the ride just in time for the movie's openingHaven't seen a move like this since they put out a Country Bear Jamboree movie about trying to save the Country Bear Theater from being torn down right after they closed the Disneyland version for Winnie the Pooh
What video were you looking to rent, anon?
>>215531283great grandmas
Backdoor Sluts 9
>>215533839ok bam
>>215531283The resting bitch face: sex with the goth girl at the video store
>>215531283
>I picked Thailand because I always had a thing for Asian girls
>>215533581Most of those guys can't afford Japan so they pick the temu version. Were you not here during peak /r9k/?
>>215533745I went to Phuket and this is true. Fat aussies and saudis cruising for boy ass.
hi
>>215533745>>215533951Oh man, what the fuck?
>>215533866Japan is cheap as fuck and overrun with low class tourists in the year 2008+17All the Aussie bogans go to Tokyo now instead of Bali
I need a list of movies to watch to get ready for Halloween.
>>215533444Does this version of Eurotrip has Hostel (2005) scenes interpolated?
>>215533444some need to add urban legends to the mixthat movie was fun
lowlife on tubi was pretty decent
>>215526692Haunt (2017). Kino slasher flick.
